Maybe pee ur beddy a lil?

Mommy wipe you clean with moist towelettes? Give you a little tuck-tuck for nighty-bye?

The album art is him smiling up at them after the fact

Album Rating: 3.5

Wait thisismywar is torts?

Can we all agree Dua Lipa is really hot?

I had a bit of a different image than that but fair point

Wait thisismywar is torts?

not surprising

"Can we all agree Dua Lipa is really hot?"

I concur

Spotting a torts alt is like spotting a whale behind a telephone pole which ironically is also what spotting torts behind a telephone pole is like

@thalassic You sir have good taste

damn I remember when you were silent pots.

Sure, torts, sure

Album Rating: 3.0

I’d eat the vanilla out of her

indeed don't we all want to brudda.

Album Rating: 3.5

The album cover is actually Tesfaye laughing at the one who tried to put up a fight, hence the blood

is this going to be another one of those "some people think a woman is attractive make some dumb remarks that automatically get taken to mean sexual harassment or the promise of it without proper context?" Because being overly patronising or preachy comes across as seriously bad optics guys.

pointing out that you're acting like a dumb idiot doesn't make me an mra lol. for the record people like you give feminism a bad name. fuck off and die please.

Doesn't change the fact that you're a toxic piece of shit lol.

Album Rating: 4.5

This album is really good. Abel seems to have found his footing in his pop styling, finally.



Old Weeknd fans should love After Hours (the title track), and Faithful is the best song on the album for me. That "I take a half a Xan, and I still feel awake" line is an awesome dig at Drakes line and feels genuine coming from The Weeknd.

needs moar originality js