Hey at least source is trying to help me find new metal to enjoy and I appreciate it

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I'm still mad that you 1'd Blood Mountain and then lost your review of it

Fuck how many more years til u forgive me

Also regarding the vegan analogy

All you have to do to get a vegan to enjoy meat is get them to actually put it in their mouth. Hold them down and shove some bacon in that hole and they'll be sent into an immediate existential crisis

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I made some p good steak strips and green beans today that would probably make a convert of any vegan

Green beans...not for me

Nothing beats a good old brutally meaty chili con carne if you want your beans

which type of meat should i force-feed my vegan neighbor

A bit of horse steak should do the trick. Not as taboo as cat or dog, but still taboo enough to be considered an adequately ruthless initiation rite

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Interesting thread lol

on it

speaking of animals, i could definitely defeat a goose in a fist fight to the death. they have powerful wings and beaks but look, that lil binch charges at you with its wings up its still only waist high at best. prepare for a couple good beats to the legs and just lunge for its neck. once you got a good hold you literally just gotta hulk v loki style rag doll that bitch's body, smash it into the ground one side to the other, until you snap that lil fuckers neck or obliterate its ribs. no problem.

You could publish this in some outdoor magazine as strategy to defend yourself against a wild goose attack

I would consider it solid content tbh

thank you, i also have some excellent tips on how to fight other animals considerably beneath the average human weight class

squirrels, small fish, large toads, i got u

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Pots Defends His Land

how do i defeat a very large raccoon in 1v1 combat

keep in mind that he has been eating all the figs off my tree and is chock-full of fiber and vitamins which makes him that much more formidable

Raccoons are tricky because they are basically tiny razor bears. U let that sucker climb u and ur gonna be lacerated to shit. Its crucial to kick it directly in the face as hard as you can before it can get into range with its tiny dagger socks and danger teeth

I think you need to concede defeat and accept it's the racoon's tree now. Just be thankful it isn't a honey badger.

After booting it in the face half the distance of a football field prepare to stomp on its spine while it's still stunned from the epic air time and brain damage