Album Rating: 1.5

movie IS better than the album, but damn if it didn't destroy the image i had of Metallica before that (not that i didn't know most of this before watching SKoM)



Kirk is a passive little bitch who would rather be a lame cowboy/horse owner.

Lars is a pretentious art-piece buying, POS who can't drum to save his life anymore.

James teeters on crying over his sobriety and goes on hunting trips while neglecting his family.

Jason is awesome

Album Rating: 1.0

LMAO that sums it up pretty flawlessly - stealing

Album Rating: 2.5

HE FUCKING LEFT THE BAND! PERIOD! EXCLAMATION POINT!

Album Rating: 1.0

I TOLD YOU ITS SOUNDS FUCKIN STOCK!

Album Rating: 2.5

"It sounds stock to my ears. What, do you want me to write it down?"



-Lars

Album Rating: 1.5

^ the stock drumming bit is the best part of the whole movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxofqCKzTcA

Album Rating: 2.5

"the stock drumming bit is the best part of the whole movie"



That and when Lars just walks back and forth in front of the rest of the band and Bob Rock and pretty much all he could say was "fuck".

Album Rating: 1.0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS0-aNXObmc

Album Rating: 2.5

Lol, I love the psycho babble bullshit.

Jeez I heard of all the drama behind the scenes, but watching it... cringey stuff

Album Rating: 2.5

Quite entertaining, that's for sure

Album Rating: 1.0

They've just had too much money for too long

Album Rating: 1.0

Yeah James has looked like a pornstar since Metallica's inception

Album Rating: 2.5

St. Anus

Album Rating: 1.5

KILL KILL KILL KILL KIIIILLLL KIIIILLLL!!!

This thread is old hat

Jamming Tibi Et Igni right now m/

St. Anus Baratheon

Album Rating: 2.5

James actually looks cool af with those shades on.



Lars, well...not so much.

Album Rating: 1.0

Lars can never look cool