"Hi my name is keyserfunk and I enjoy All That Remains' new album."

Album Rating: 2.0

idk what you see in it man honestly. every song is so bland..

Album Rating: 3.5

The Fall of Ideals is where it's at.

Trying to enjoy an All That Remains album that isn't The Fall of Ideals
This is a war you cannot win

Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

Trying to enjoy an All That Remains album that isn't The Fall of Ideals

This is a war you cannot win



I see, what you did there.

Album Rating: 2.0

Why negger's be negging?



Sup Captain?

A Whore You Cannot Pin
A Door You Cannot Mend
A S'more You Cannot Melt
A Album You Cannot Listen To

Album Rating: 2.5

Phil has all the best intentions. This is a lyric album not worried about the instruments or production and is most likely using the evil 440 hz method to give a message of good, but I'm not sure how it works out.

Album Rating: 2.5

How are you Hebrew

Album Rating: 2.5

That's good. I gotta quit smoking weed. Need to stop disrupting my spiritual energies.

Album Rating: 2.5

Truth is for liars

Album Rating: 2.5

Pole Shifts Captain, I hope you Doo Righteousness.

Album Rating: 2.5

Poles Shift and the mind wakes up

stop ovulating

Album Rating: 2.5

Of course.

your penis

rip

Album Rating: 2.5

No captain your parents are likely just ignorant.

Let me guess, your Big Mac is always full of extra sauce?

Album Rating: 2.5

Man I love Big Macs.

Album Rating: 2.5

I love camel toes