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HBFS
March 23rd 2012


1599 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

aegis and vedamalady are so so good

defjaw83
March 23rd 2012


1805 Comments


Might have myself a TMV marathon tonight. I haven't listened to them properly for a long time

insomniac15
Staff Reviewer
March 23rd 2012


6435 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

I've got The Whip Hand and The Malkin Jewel stuck in my head for days now. They are so different from what you'd normally expect from The Mars Volta.

BewilderedLemon
March 23rd 2012


123 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

meh

NeutralThunder12
March 23rd 2012


8742 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

whip hand and malkin jewel suck though man



vedamalady and aegis are tightttttttttt

Maniac!
March 23rd 2012


28551 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Malkin isn't that bad

DirEnRefused
March 23rd 2012


3665 Comments


Great review. Good album.

Deadwing42
March 23rd 2012


290 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Good review. I do have to disagree with you about The Whip Hand, I love it as an opener and is probably in my top three favorite songs for the album. Lapochka is a pretty weak track, but it's the only song on the album I dislike.

AnotherBrick
March 23rd 2012


9812 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

my favorite song off this album (Vedamalady) just vanished from my iTunes. god damnit.

cfbassist
March 23rd 2012


381 Comments


the middle part of vedamalady is like nothing i expected from the mars volta

same with the anthony green esque ending of in absentia

YankeeDudel
March 23rd 2012


9342 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Just thought Id say again how much this rules. Dont let the troll 1s sway you. HOLD THE LINE.

Aphrodisiac
March 23rd 2012


1739 Comments


opinion wars
-yankeedudel

taxidermist
March 23rd 2012


7267 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

Harsh rating, Rosa :-/

YankeeDudel
March 23rd 2012


9342 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

See with big releases like this you get alot of guys rating it who dont even like the band or this type of music but they feel

their opinion matters. Alot of posters who have that amazing frog metal band Demilich fived have oned this. I just

listened and that album is the biggest piece of smelly feces Ive ever heard, and I would know cuz I crap my pants on the

reg.

Aphrodisiac
March 23rd 2012


1739 Comments


No one really cares except you. It's just different opinions. No need to write a big paragraph about how everyone is different. We know.

YankeeDudel
March 23rd 2012


9342 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

You care hunny. Different opinions are glorious but if this was some small time release it wouldnt be getting all these troll

1s by people who cry more about the bands fans than the music. Some people just genuinely dont like it but thats not

close to the case for all of them. Meanwhile some albums on this site you cant even rate a 1/1.5. Thats fucked up.

johnnyblaze
March 24th 2012


3433 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

3.5 lol

IsItLuck?
Emeritus
March 25th 2012


4960 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Seriously, this album is bad.

fuckthatnoise
March 25th 2012


1479 Comments


@YankeeDudel you're on a site who's userbase declared Major/Minor as the best album of 2011 and you're surprised that users on here have shit opinions regarding an album like this?

someguest
March 25th 2012


30519 Comments


yeah how can you have interracial dancing with a thrice album

it just doesn't happen



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