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Wizard
September 8th 2009


20627 Comments


man I still need to get that GWAR ticket off you.

You will need to find a ride down here + 50$

BallsToTheWall
September 9th 2009


52578 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Yeah bro Crysis is on the ball. As a closet homosexual as prescribed by the class of 09's metalhead-sputnik psychiatrist LisbonGirls, the female vocals in Twilight Tavern was one of the best moments on this album. Shit is epic.

Crysis
Emeritus
September 9th 2009


17652 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

the female vocals in Twilight Tavern was one of the best moments on this album. Shit is epic.


Pretty much the most correct statement in this thread so far.

Zip
September 9th 2009


5312 Comments


Killed it

jingledeath
September 9th 2009


7100 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Damn it, I wasn't around when this got posted. Excellent review bro, need to give this a spin soon.

Willie
Moderator
September 9th 2009


20672 Comments


Great review, but I'll never bother with this... folk + power metal = crap

BallsToTheWall
September 9th 2009


52578 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

how bout folk + gothic metal eh...?



Willie
Moderator
September 9th 2009


20672 Comments


As long as it isn't the cheesy, drunken viking folk music.

Poet
September 9th 2009


6156 Comments


What if it's a chick singing it in a drunken viking folky way?

LisbonGirls
September 9th 2009


832 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

ewwww....this is pretty good

Willie
Moderator
September 9th 2009


20672 Comments


What if it's a chick singing it in a drunken viking folky way?
Does she have her boobs out on the album cover, promo shots, and subsequent music videos?

Altmer
September 9th 2009


5714 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

And are said boobs sizeable, pretty, and natural? 'Cause you don't want a chick with tiny long boobs on the cover.

LisbonGirls
September 9th 2009


832 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Teens and their hormones

Willie
Moderator
September 9th 2009


20672 Comments


And are said boobs sizeable, pretty, and natural?
Of course. It's very rare that a metal band will hire a female vocalist that isn't at least do-able after a six pack.
Teens and their hormones
If your hormones start to lose their edge when you reach your twenties, I'd see a doctor - that's not normal.

LisbonGirls
September 9th 2009


832 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

No ones ever said I was normal. Oh and...



"It's very rare that a metal band will higher"



....can you spot the mistake? ;)

Willie
Moderator
September 9th 2009


20672 Comments


....can you spot the mistake? ;)
Yeah, it's your hormone levels plummeting so early in age ;)

LisbonGirls
September 9th 2009


832 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

lol awww nice eye Willie. Your staff, I expect nothing but perfection from sputniks elite

Metalstyles
September 9th 2009


8576 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I didn't notice until now but how could you not mention the female vocals in Twilight Tavern?
oh sorry Balls and Crysis, really just missed to put that into the review. Also thanks to everyone, I worked my ass off doing this review so it's really great to get such good feedback about this review.



LisbonGirls
September 9th 2009


832 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Pat yourself on the back Styles, this is your best review and deserves every ounce of praise it gets and more.

Observer
Emeritus
September 9th 2009


9479 Comments


Well you deserve it. Its a great review.



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