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fulgrim
February 21st 2011


1542 Comments


lol where has this been all my life, amazing review

psykonaut
February 21st 2011


3913 Comments


makes me lol every time

HaloDude442
February 22nd 2011


718 Comments


Discovered this today.

It’s gay, well, maybe they're friends, or, they had sex. Hey, that’s plain wrong, Sounds like so be it, they like it but it doesn’t seem like this way. You must respect the musical lyrics. It is innocent. The music is a country stylish sound to it.

LOLOLOL

PayneTiger777
February 22nd 2011


4578 Comments


This really is the funniest review I've ever read....wow, lol.

"It’s gay, well, maybe they're friends, or, they had sex. Hey, that’s plain wrong, Sounds like so be it, they like it but it doesn’t seem like this way. You must respect the musical lyrics. It is innocent."

This had me dying.

Aids
February 22nd 2011


24944 Comments


ahh I love how every few months a handful of new users discover the awesomness that is this review and bump the thread.

best line: "the song sounds like a bunch of paper, a gift of paper. Large Amount of Paper! All yeah, paper, more paper."

vanderb0b
February 22nd 2011


3473 Comments


Large Amount of Paper!

Sanders
February 22nd 2011


2416 Comments


I have had the shittiest day imaginable, and this make me crack up. I wonder if he knows how many people's lives he's make infinitely better?

theacademy
Staff Reviewer
February 22nd 2011


31879 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

its a she

Sanders
February 22nd 2011


2416 Comments


Haha, really? Did anyone ever work out if English was her first language...?

Aids
February 22nd 2011


24944 Comments


no, she obviously typed it in her native tongue and just copy/pasted it into babelfish or some other translator. there's no way anyone who speaks English would post this unless as a joke. plus, it really reads like something an online translator would spit out.


AlexTM510
February 22nd 2011


1512 Comments


my body hurts from laughing too hard while reading this thing.

it's almost a shame that this review will never be discussed because of this review of epic proportions.

fulgrim
February 22nd 2011


1542 Comments


I'm not sure anyone who can speak English could even write this even as a joke it's so hilariously bad.

danielito19
February 23rd 2011


12251 Comments


I absolutely fucking love this

theacademy
Staff Reviewer
February 23rd 2011


31879 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

i know its metal, right???



F*CK YESSS

danielito19
February 23rd 2011


12251 Comments


If I could review this review, I'd give it a 5

Scoot
February 26th 2011


24170 Comments


what in the actual fuck

darthbarf
April 2nd 2011


445 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

this is a great listen. the review got me through a tough day

Vibration
April 24th 2011


26 Comments


I can't even read past

"The band is popular, "Room Noise" is a quintet’s 2005 debut a debut album for Reprise Records."

without laughing for a few minutes.

Aids
May 1st 2011


24944 Comments


still a classic

Fuff24
May 1st 2011


1120 Comments


his talent didn't last long.. 1 review?



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