Torsofuck
Feasting on Carved Remains


4.0
excellent

Review

by brickhed CONTRIBUTOR (60 Reviews)
August 1st, 2025 | 11 replies


Release Date: 03/26/2025 | Tracklist

Review Summary: A new era?

Torsofuck is the epitome of the saying ‘two steps forward, one step back.’ With Postpartum Ecstasy, the two steps were the songwriting and the production, and the step back being the worse samples. Feasting on Carved Remains is baby steps in the right direction to the ideal Torsofuck album.

This EP does tackle the biggest issue with Torsofuck - the samples. Just removing them altogether feels nice, since it's clear that they don’t know how to do them properly. Another big plus is the new drummer, Miro Ferberg. Being the son of infamous vocalist Mikko Ferberg, its kind of wholesome that he’s playing in his dad’s band. That being said, he’s excellent. But the cost is the absolute dogshit production. It’s clear they wanted a raw production, but it goes past raw and ends up being terrible. The guitars are super drowned out, which makes it feel like its just vocals and drums.

Its lucky that Miro makes up for the guitars so much, or else this wouldn't really be worth listening to. Musically it feels like they’re going in a more goregrind direction, with the slam breakdowns feeling redundant with the nonexistent guitars. But it's only a 12 minute EP, and it’s certainly not for everyone.

They’re going in the right direction, so maybe the haters should give the band a bit more time to get a better production job. Otherwise I find it pretty enjoyable.

Recommended Tracks: Lust for Butchery, Feasting on Carved Remains, Scalping Spree.



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ThyCrossAwaits
August 1st 2025


4577 Comments


What really blows my ass open is that Miro is 16 and their new bassist Tarmo is freshly 18.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
August 1st 2025


122781 Comments


God awful band.

bach
August 1st 2025


17224 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

you might actually like this one buddy idk

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
August 1st 2025


122781 Comments


I'll give it a chance, but not expecting much tbh lol.

Jurtz
August 1st 2025


5584 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Was this recorded in a cave?

Dizchu
August 1st 2025


785 Comments


wanted to stick up for these guys because I like shitty music but the samples were too irritating lol.

honestly this might be decent if the guitars were tuned up a little. as it stands it sounds like mortician but with better drums.

brickhed
Contributing Reviewer
March 22nd 2026


1629 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

new torsofuck on the way, need bach here to be hyped with me

releasing may of this year

arthropod
March 22nd 2026


3009 Comments


*crosses himself and prepares holy water

VlacDrac
March 22nd 2026


2990 Comments


Are Finns based?

bach
March 23rd 2026


17224 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Hell yeah brick

bach
March 23rd 2026


17224 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

hearing this band in like the 9th grade changed my life. Definitely hated it at the time but was still blown away by the racket looking back



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