Drake
Iceman


1.5
very poor

Review

by oisincoleman64 USER (2 Reviews)
May 20th, 2026 | 19 replies


Release Date: 05/15/2026 | Tracklist

Review Summary: It's never truly OVOver

Drake hasn't been Nothing Was the Same since his Views changed up and he was For All the Dogs. The truth is If You're Reading This It's Too Late. Drake has dropped the latest in a series of elegant bachelors demonstrating a severe lack in correct judgement in regards to scoping the landscape of self rehabilitation.

Among the albums Drake has been releasing, he's often doing it for common wealth. Displacing the anger and gravitas of the situation with statutory beats that skate by on a glacier-like structure built entirely of frozen water. Iceman was the Niceman, or so he says, but looking back at his own actions Drake doesn't even question his own validity as an actor, stamping his past out like a ridiculous temper tantrum, no longer playing the boy in the wheelchair.

Try as he might Drake can't overcome Jimmy, grit his teeth and smile as he might, scratching just under the surface reveals more: layers. Drake is a ladies man, but a loser, similar to Johnny Bravo, he is also a cartoon character who survives unfathomable casualties. Drake's triple-cripple threat will ultimately lead to nothing but the inevitable: Drakemania.

Above all else, to act as if this situation was unscripted is foolish. As Drake puts it himself, it's all God's Plan. And according to God's plan Drake will always finish on top, because Drake isn't like a normal person, he's a Lovecraftian type entity that feeds on humiliation.

"I'm greater than everyone like shredded cheese"

I'm not saying I could do better, I'm saying probably most people would have the common sense to not do as bad. Funnily enough Drake has the common sense, but his lack of a proper self care routine leads to brain fog, and he hasn't yet learned how to differentiate truly effective natural medicines from scams, making it more difficult to not succumb to your base instincts. Drake said *** it, you want me to be the bad guy? I'll do you one better, I'll be The Notorious Mr. Evil Psycho.

It's hard to say whether this episode is the finale of Drake's Joker era or just another of many more to come, Drake seems to be continuously standing on the edge of a cliff threatening to jump until a big enough crowd forms just so he can unzip his fly and start pissing in the wind while looking back at everyone with a smug smirk, giggling to himself with tears in his eyes.


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2.1
poor


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oisincoleman64
May 20th 2026


2876 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

I can dance like Michael Jack... Son

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
May 20th 2026


125328 Comments


Pos hard.

Insurrection
May 20th 2026


24976 Comments


best rapper of all time

Kusangii
May 20th 2026


8955 Comments


[2]

PizzaBear
May 20th 2026


943 Comments


I'm the ice man
Not a nice man
Give you lice, man

artiswar
May 20th 2026


17140 Comments


brutal review

AlkemestRedux
Contributing Reviewer
May 20th 2026


2565 Comments


Agreed this is savage lol POSd tho because damn

AlkemestRedux
Contributing Reviewer
May 21st 2026


2565 Comments


On an unrelated note the pulp in one of my premolars is dying a slow, painful death right now so maybe I should double down on the suffering by listening to this tomorrow before I go to the dentist.

Wildcardbitchesss
May 21st 2026


21414 Comments


“I'm the ice man
Not a nice man
Give you lice, man”
dude are those actual bars

BAT
May 21st 2026


2373 Comments


pos. and 'drakemania' made me think of 'hulkamania' which made me think, yeahh drakes kinda like the hulk hogan of rap

Lasssie
May 21st 2026


4339 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Because the iceman was a nice man now im uncle!

This album was insanely hard to sit through

Habibti was probably the less hard of the three to sit through but all reek of ass

ShartHarder
Contributing Reviewer
May 21st 2026


919 Comments


honestly the fantano review is worth a watch for how much he tore this apart

botb
May 21st 2026


20097 Comments


I could never sit through 3 drake albums back to back, idk whether to respect the ones who did it or call you gluttons for punishment

PizzaBear
May 21st 2026


943 Comments


@wildcard not exactly lmao people were memeing about how there was going to be an "iceman/nice man" bar pretty well as soon as he announced the title and sure enough the song National Treasures has "Ironic ’cause the Iceman was a nice man, now I’m hot and cold"

Which is like, only marginally better than what I wrote up there haha

botb
May 21st 2026


20097 Comments


I legit don’t see the allure of anything this dude has done past like take care. Why would I want to listen to a millionaire bitching about everyone being after him, I already get to deal with that in American politics

MTObsidian
May 21st 2026


892 Comments


I happened to see the Drake subreddit rise to the front page the other day and it's bursting at the seams with delusion. The amount of "We won guyz" comments was beyond cringe.

ScuroFantasma
Emeritus
May 22nd 2026


13106 Comments


Fun review

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
May 22nd 2026


125328 Comments


Shitman

Pooter9000
May 22nd 2026


441 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Menman



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