Review Summary: If you don’t like this album you don’t like music or are a salty cunt, which is not a pleasant thought.
I feel like this is a good album, and this time I am backed up by ***ing facts, so strap in virgins!
Here are the facts:
1) the singer is good and sounds good and if I wasn’t married I would wanna consentually marry that voice ;]
2) the music is nice and the melodies are nice because they sound good (duh)
3) the passion and emotions are off the chain like an angry dog making love to a rock
Whether or not this is nice background music or engaging music for you to play in your headphones while massacring people in World War 3 (too soon?), it remains as NICE ***ING MUSIC
If you believe that the sound of a needle dropping is somehow more musically interesting than delicious pop beats, and the celebration of various eras of music than I’m afraid you’re dumb and wouldn’t understand the coolness of this album. This album is so neat that if I could choose between having a rare disorder or an awful life, I would rather listen to this album any day of the week 💯. If I could bring any album to a desert island it would be this album because I wouldn’t get tired of it, and I’d make sure I’d make a house so I could listen to it whenever. I mean, I would hire someone obviously, but yeah.
Will this album change the world? Nahhh, people are too busy fighting over where someone left their tooth brush to give a *** about music. This, however, is a solid piece of moosic with cowrage all bottled in a delicious package. I do love them silky milks
The final question: is Halsey hot?
If you’re unsure about the answer, I’d recommend checking out some of Halsey’s music videos in which she basically acts like a model. However, if you’re the kind of incel that only gets excited by T Swizzle pics than I can’t help you. You might wanna expand your horizons, but hey, whatever floats your extremely limited boat I guess.
Conclusion: good album, nice melodies, and Halsey looks fine obviously, agreed. Halsey’s music continues to rule cuz they can music good and they are creative with it.
Therefore: 10/4
