Whores.
War


3.5
great


Release Date: 04/12/2024 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Pyrite.

Whores. Are. Band.
Noise. Is. Rock.
2016. Circa. Debut.
Name. Was. Gold.

Good. It. Be.
Loud. For. Sure.
Screm. For. Days.
Filth. For. Ever.

Then. Gap. Absence.
Label. Gone. Sadness.
Me. Impatient. Waiting.
Un. Til. Now.

2024. Album. Here.
Finally! Excitement! Glee!
Verdict? Critique? Opinion?
Oh. Deary. Me.

Think. Royal. Blood.
Plus. Keith. Buckley.
Add. Unsane. Too.
This. Is. War.

Loud? Screm? Filth?
Still? Got? It?
Sure. I. Guess.
More. Or. Less.

Lesser. Cleaner. Leaner.
Plainer. Flatter. Thinner.
Simpler. Saner. Safer.
I wish. They’d been. Braver.

Why. So. Glum?
Not. All. Bad!
Fun. Time. Still.
Don’t. Be. Mad.

Riffs. Fat. Jiggle.
Fuzz. Scuzz. Tingle.
Bass. Bulbous. Big.
Drums. Go. Ting.

Three. Point. Five.
Worth. A. Spin.
Ex. Pec. Tations.
Rein. Em. In.

Fi. Nal. Words?
For. The. Road.
Moral. Of. Story:
Pyrite. Ain’t. Gold.



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Comments:Add a Comment 
AsleepInTheBack
Emeritus
April 16th 2024


10745 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Out. To. Day.

GiaNXGX
April 16th 2024


5744 Comments


would neg but have a ghost pos

JesperL
Emeritus
April 16th 2024


5841 Comments


this is the greatest review

mkmusic1995
Contributing Reviewer
April 16th 2024


2552 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Work. of. Art.

JohnnyoftheWell
April 16th 2024


64287 Comments


Copy. Right. Claim!

Sunnyvale
Emeritus
April 16th 2024


6510 Comments


Review needs more semicolons

AsleepInTheBack
Emeritus
April 16th 2024


10745 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Have. No. Shame.

budgie
April 16th 2024


42312 Comments


finally a review i can read

someone
April 16th 2024


7254 Comments


Hotel? Trivago

GiaNXGX
April 16th 2024


5744 Comments


bro really went caveman…

neekafat
Emeritus
April 16th 2024


26926 Comments

Album Rating: 3.4

"finally a review i can read" [2]

JayEnder
April 16th 2024


22710 Comments


A pithy read.

someone
April 16th 2024


7254 Comments


"finally a review i can read" [3]
a review tailor fit for my attention span

YoYoMancuso
Emeritus
April 16th 2024


19776 Comments


Whores.

MeatSalad
April 16th 2024


18669 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Amazing review



Was kinda apprehensive after hearing the singles, gave the impression this would just be a lesser Gold. Seems about right

SomeCallMeTim
April 16th 2024


5349 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

finally a review i can eat [4]



album is album

Scoot
April 16th 2024


24134 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

it slaps but it's not everything i wanted



doesn't have quite the same bite as gold

FearThyEvil
April 16th 2024


19397 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Right there with you, Scoot! Great album but after 8 years I was definitely expecting a little bit more and it doesn't hit as hard as Gold.

MeatSalad
April 16th 2024


18669 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Yeah still fun, not worth an 8 year wait though



These dudes really slapped an audible version of the liner notes on the end of an album, incredible

Senetrix666
April 16th 2024


1712 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

8 years after releasing one of the greatest noise rock albums of all time and they release this garbage.



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