xSPONGEXCOREx
Don't Mess With TexXxas


3.0
good

Review

by Worst User of All Time Agreed USER (38 Reviews)
October 26th, 2014 | 71 replies


Release Date: 2014 | Tracklist

Review Summary: You win some, you lose some

Sometimes there comes a concept that is just so amusing by itself that one can't help but enjoy it. This was the main appeal of xSPONGEXCOREx; not some ironic 'so bad it's good' type fascination as some are led to believe. Produced by some random dude in his bedroom somewhere in New York, How Tough Are Yah? released to an incredibly enthusiastic audience from websites like MetalSucks, Metal Injection, Alternative Press, and of course: SputnikMusic. Now it has not even been a month and we are already treated with a sequel by the name of Don’t Mess with TexXxas. While in some ways it actually "lives up" to its predecessor, if that's even possible, in other ways it completely eschews what made How Tough Are Yah? so entertaining to begin with.

The biggest difference with TexXxas and How Tough Are Yah? is that TexXxas focuses much less on its novelty and actually goes more for playing the concept straight like it was a legitimate musical project. The easiest place to see this is in just the length of Texxas. To elaborate: How Tough Are Yah? only had a length of 5 tracks which combined had a run-time of about 5 and a half minutes, with the longest songs not even reaching the 1:20 mark. TexXxas on the other hand has a runtime of over 10 minutes and a total of 8 tracks with some even going over the 2 minute mark, obviously showing that the people behind xSPONGEXCOREx want to progress musically. This however can be a huge problem for several fans of the first. After all, XSPONGEXCOREx was little more than a one-trick pony from the start, with its only real hook being its inane concept which was supposed to be laughed at from face value; so, understandably, extending the life of this gag is not going to get xSPONGEXCOREx any fans.

There are some positives to TexXxas though: mainly the refined production done by Jesse Kirkbride who had just recently worked with Black Tongue. This leads to clearer sampling and a lot more thought being put into the supposedly generic chugs that xSPONGEXCOREx was making fun of in the first place, in turn stripping them of their tongue-in cheek feel that was in How Tough Are Yah?. And while this is progress music-wise, it's still furthermore wearing the joke thin. Frog TexXxas isn't quite the final nail in xSPONGEXCOREx's coffin, one can't help but feel that it's being hammered in at the time of this review.

xSPONGEXCOREx’s improvement, musically and production-wise, is both for the better and for the worse. Better as it makes the album more “listenable” compared to the first one; but worse because it now lacks that amateur ‘made just for laughs’ feel that drew so many to How Tough Are Yah? in the first place.



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SharkTooth
October 26th 2014


14922 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

why the fuck did I write a serious review for xSPONGEXCOREx?

kris.
October 26th 2014


15504 Comments


nope

SharkTooth
October 26th 2014


14922 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

agreed tbh

Judio!
October 26th 2014


8496 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

YES YES YES POS'D



















but fix this coding error "[i]Don’t Mess with TexXxas"

SharkTooth
October 26th 2014


14922 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

fixed and thank you, now if you excuse me I'm gonna go back to reviewing actual albums

TheSupernatural
October 26th 2014


2213 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Don't like this nearly as much as How Tough Are Yah?, but it's still fun

Tyler.
October 26th 2014


19021 Comments


Way to milk it bro

SharkTooth
October 26th 2014


14922 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

I don't know if I should feel proud or stupid tbh

TheSupernatural
October 26th 2014


2213 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

People are 1'ing this out of hatred and 5'ing it out of humor but I don't get it. Why not just rate what you hear and move on? This site sometimes, I just don't get it. Good review though, pos'd

SharkTooth
October 26th 2014


14922 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

"Why not just rate what you hear and move on?"

people like to whine about stuff they don't like being popular, that's it really

Mister Twister
October 26th 2014


2721 Comments


mods feature pls

KrazyKris
October 26th 2014


2749 Comments


Somehow a serious review for this is more hilarious than the project itself. Pos'd

Ryus
October 26th 2014


36764 Comments


better than how tough are yah

ScuroFantasma
Emeritus
October 26th 2014


11997 Comments


good review man. this was pretty damn enjoyable, I liked it better than the first one.

"so great to begin with to begin with"

fix that

emester
October 26th 2014


8271 Comments


Yes this one is better than the last,

But it lacks any "what the hell is this crap" the last one had that made it so wonderful initially

VaxXi
October 26th 2014


4418 Comments


Still not funny.

madddubokbro
October 26th 2014


25 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

mods feature pls [2]



SharkTooth
October 26th 2014


14922 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

"I wanna neg this review just because the whole premise of it is completely retarded"

Well someone had to do it

Wadlez
October 26th 2014


5019 Comments


Joke wore off the morning after the first one came out.

Snake.
October 26th 2014


25256 Comments


^^^ like a good night of drinking


another reason to be an edgy nigga and not support this band



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