Stolen Babies
Naught


3.5
great

Review

by pizzamachine USER (649 Reviews)
July 17th, 2023 | 15 replies


Release Date: 2012 | Tracklist

Review Summary: wtf

Stolen Babies show elements of consistency in Naught, only to throw them out the window. Premature summary: in faces, causing brutal yet playful splashes and bafflement. The genre? Yes. Think of them as Mr. Bungle meets Korn minus the nu-metal. Why?? Cause they’re like hmm yes this goes here, not really, but it’s funny and slaps. Gothic hardcore doom noise nonsense rock: the album. For real, it is that nonchalant, haphazard, and discordant: sewn together creating a bloody smile.

The album is a hellish, musical merry go round, that really does revolve swell. The closest sounding band depends on the song. At points the poppy meets jarring noise in a Diablo Swing Orchestra kind of way. The term avant-garde works for this piece, and while it’s weird and off putting (and off its medicinal pudding), they force-feed us actually swallowable music. The recording/production is great, it’s clear, and goes in the ears.

Accordion, creepy vocals, catchy songs, and harsh vocals. Mousefood sounds like a Haunted Mansion ride on many, multiple hallucinogenics. The bass guitar has a great tone for the jagged, jello-y sound in the album. For example, the next track after Mousefood sounds like a psychotic mouse chasing you with a steady, sickening thump-thump. I Woke Up, on the other hand, is straight horror movie energy. Why yes, it does get even creepier.

Attempting to critique this strangely appealing art disaster is folly. Surely no good to my reputation can come of it, yet the review stays. Naught laughs in the face of pretty melodies, and ordinary organization. It’s a good example of the disruption of expectations done right. Interpret that sentence as you will, just as the album will interpret you.



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Comments:Add a Comment 
pizzamachine
July 17th 2023


28286 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Not the babies!

DadKungFu
Emeritus
July 17th 2023


6144 Comments


Daaaaamn this sounds bad

bellovddd
July 17th 2023


7710 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

damn. sounds like something imma have to pass on.

pizzamachine
July 17th 2023


28286 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Dayum dudes

Johnny would love this though

bellovddd
July 17th 2023


7710 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

ok well i got through never come back and I had to take their advice.

pizzamachine
July 17th 2023


28286 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

The dreaded 2.5

bellovddd
July 17th 2023


7710 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

I was hovering over two but only getting through one song I felt it would a premature two, so 2.5 it is.

mkmusic1995
Contributing Reviewer
July 17th 2023


2552 Comments


That album cover tho...

CugnoBrasso
July 18th 2023


3491 Comments


I remember listening to this many years ago and thinking it was amazing

pizzamachine
July 18th 2023


28286 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

It goes hard! Don’t skip

CugnoBrasso
July 18th 2023


3491 Comments


It reminds me of "In a Flesh Aquarium" by Unexpect.

BallsToTheWall
July 18th 2023


52578 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

Supposed to have a new album out by

Now. One day.

pizzamachine
July 19th 2023


28286 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Hmm the wait will continue

KrillBoi
July 19th 2023


549 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Haven't listened to this in a hot minute, but love both releases they did. Debut is more consistent though.

CugnoBrasso
July 19th 2023


3491 Comments


Consistency is the enemy



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