JizzInMyPants
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Last Active 01-07-19 4:44 am
Joined 12-15-08

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Average Rating: 3.58
Rating Variance: 0.59
Objectivity Score: 74%
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5.0 classic
Canibus Rip The Jacker
Disillusion Back to Times of Splendor
did that kenneth guy really say that this band draws inspirations from between the buried and me and Opeth...Really??? Really? Really???
Drudkh Eternal Turn of the Wheel
I don't know about you guys but I go to get to know DarkNoctus in real life, hard to find people like him.
Fleshgod Apocalypse Oracles
Take some brutal tremelo riffage, toss in some classical melodies in that riffage, toss in some old school Suffocation riffs and breakdowns in there, put a pinch of neo classical sweepage, toss in some AK47 machine guns, and finally a piano piece that will make the world fall all around you...and you got oracles.
Morpheus Descends Ritual of Infinity
GOD! everything on here is so gold, immortal coil just makes me feel so friging dirty
Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler

4.5 superb
Between the Buried and Me Colors
Cryptopsy None So Vile
Deathspell Omega Veritas Diaboli Manet in Aeternum
Funebrarum The Sleep of Morbid Dreams
Insect Warfare World Extermination
DL this when that stupid review came out and it was just sittin in my computer library till i listened to it like days ago and HOLY FUCK! shit will constantly punch you in the fucking face over and over again only to have you beg for more
Protest the Hero Volition
Rapture Silent Stage
Trophy Scars Astral Pariah

4.0 excellent
Cattle Decapitation Terrasite
Cynic Traced in Air
Deafheaven Roads to Judah
Dir En Grey The Unraveling
Disfigured Elegance Disfigured Elegance (Demo)
A very very fun little 10 minute sneek peak of what this band is capable of, its got the brutality and the catchiness that many deathcore bands wish to have. Its only 10 minutes so you can head on to their myspace and listen to it, well worth it
In Mourning The Weight of Oceans
In Mourning Afterglow
In Mourning Garden of Storms
Irminsul Irminsul
one of the most genuine folk metal albums i've ever heard, i swear you listen to this its like you chilling in 1300s Europe in a bar with this band playing in the very tavern you are in with a peg of beer in your hand retelling the stories of past battles you have taken in.
If you really want to know what this album sounds like, think of this as Nokturnal Mortum's classic song "Ukraine" playing for 40 minutes long. A must have for folk metal fans.
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Katatonia Night Is the New Day
so ya the album is awesome
Katatonia The Fall of Hearts
Katatonia Sky Void of Stars
Kendrick Lamar Mr. Morale and the Big Steppers
Killer Mike Michael
Lilitu The Delores Lesion
if you like dark tranquillity's "Damage Done" then you will like this album....nuff said
Metro Boomin Heroes and Villains
Metro proving why he is one of the best hip hop producers in the game. A near-classic, the
features killed it. This is pretty much Metro with 21 Savage and Travis Scott on tap.
Monstrosity Rise to Power
Monstrosity's best CD of the 2000s, very very solid rhythm section and great songwriting with some crazy solos
Monstrosity Millenium
I have listened to this album like 10 times over the span of 2 years, and I have not yet memorized a single riff or part of this album, it is quite monotonous, but god damn it, I did enjoy the fuck out of it, and thats how death metal should be.
My Chemical Romance Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge
Sadistik The Balancing Act
a very good release that came out of nowhere....it is a deep and dark journey through the rapper's life as he talks about his problems whether it is about broken relationships and faith.
not to mention Emancipator handle the beats, so it is very trip hoppy influenced
Suffocation Pierced from Within
The Flashbulb Piety of Ashes
Cycles, Turning Alone, and Precipice and some of the best things he has done.
The Weeknd After Hours
Yndi Halda Enjoy Eternal Bliss
Yo Gotti CM10: Free Game

3.5 great
Anathema We're Here Because We're Here
Arghoslent Arsenal of Glory
branding the fucking peon should warrant a 3.5 alone
Between the Buried and Me The Great Misdirect
colors > Alaska > TSC > TGM > Self titled, just sayin. and its likes a 3.3
Between the Buried and Me Colors II
Blut Aus Nord Disharmonium - Undreamable Abysses
Circle Takes the Square Circle Takes the Square
Deafheaven Sunbather
Dir En Grey Dum Spiro Spero
So close to the 4, but the singles that came with the album(minus amon) brings the album down, if you heard the singles, it in no way represents the album, if you like tracks like red soil, vinushka, Dokoku to Sarinu, Bugaboo from Uroboros, you will love this album, if you are looking for their hard rock side like dozing green and glass skin, you will not be getting it this album. rIf you haven't heard DEG before, this this album is a mix of a less chaotic unexpect, a sprinkle of meshuggah and tool, being fronted by a Japanese Mike Patton. this might seem contradictory stating that i did not dig the singles much, but this is their most focused album since vulgar. This is a like it/love it/ hate it album, there will not be any OK's or alrights
Dir En Grey Arche
Future DS2
Gunna A Gift & a Curse
Insomnium Across the Dark
why are you idiots rating it alrdy its not even the final mix
Linkin Park Reanimation
Little Simz Sometimes I Might Be Introvert
Nas King's Disease II
NSYNC No Strings Attached
Steven Wilson Grace for Drowning
Terra Tenebrosa The Tunnels
The Weeknd Kiss Land
Travis Scott Utopia

3.0 good
BATS Red In Tooth and Claw
Britney Spears Oops!...I Did It Again
Common A Beautiful Revolution, Pt. 2
Deafheaven New Bermuda
Future and Metro Boomin We Still Don't Trust You
Lil Nas X Montero
Lil Uzi Vert Pink Tape
Album starts out super fun, too long
NLE Choppa Me vs. Me
NLE Choppa Cottonwood 2
Protest the Hero Pacific Myth
Sadistik L'appel Du Vide
The Weeknd Starboy
The Weeknd Dawn FM

2.5 average
Conway the Machine La Maquina
Drake Certified Lover Boy
Future 56 Nights
Future I Never Liked You
Future and Metro Boomin WE DON'T TRUST YOU
Katatonia City Burials
Redemption This Mortal Coil
the production on this album is subpar, hate to compare it to snowfall, but it is not as grand or as melodic as snowfall is, this one if definitely darker and more technical though, and while the lyrics on snowfall isn't anything to write home about, but the lyrics on this album is pretty bad. I know this album is about the main songwriter's battle with cancer and there is nothing grand or melodic about it but still.
T.I. The L.I.B.R.A.
The Weeknd Beauty Behind the Madness
Vic Mensa Hooligans

2.0 poor
Arghoslent 1990-1994: The First Three Demos
Circle Takes the Square As the Roots Undo
Kanye West Donda

1.5 very poor
Dir En Grey The Marrow of a Bone
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