River Tam

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Album Ratings 533
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Last Active 03-29-15 9:05 am
Joined 06-30-13

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Average Rating: 3.36
Rating Variance: 1.00
Objectivity Score: 87%
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5.0 classic
Blink-182 Enema of the State
Blink-182 Blink-182
Burzum Hvis Lyset Tar Oss
Casualties of Cool Casualties of Cool
Claude Debussy La mer (The Sea), L. 109
Contact Instincts
Deep Mountains Lake of Solace
Dispatch Silent Steeples
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP
Laked God and Yak Butt Pirate Bible Force
Linkin Park A Thousand Suns
Ludwig van Beethoven Symphony No. 9 in D minor, Op. 125
Highest rated album on Sputnik of all time in any genre. Couldn't pick a better one.
Marilyn Manson Antichrist Superstar
Mike Oldfield Ommadawn
Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral
Nine Inch Nails Year Zero
Sex Pistols Never Mind the Bollocks...
Standish/Carlyon Deleted Scenes
Stars Set Yourself On Fire
System of a Down Toxicity
The Cure Pornography
The Cure Disintegration
The Promise Ring Falsetto Keeps Time
Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross The Social Network
Twenty One Pilots Three Songs
Twenty One Pilots Twenty One Pilots
Twenty One Pilots Vessel
xSPONGEXCOREx How Tough Are Yah?

4.5 superb
A.N.O. vs. Shadowx Paragon
Ars Moriendi La singuliere noirceur d'un astre
Astroid Boys Bacon Dream
Black Monolith Passenger
Bleachers Strange Desire
Blindead Affliction XXIX II MCMXCVI
Blood and Banjos Blood and Banjos
Blue October Consent to Treatment
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
Breaking Benjamin Saturate
Carbon Based Lifeforms World Of Sleepers
Carbon Based Lifeforms Hydroponic Garden
Casey and Cora Martyrs
Dark Tranquillity Damage Done
Death Grips Death Grips
Deftones Koi No Yokan
Evans Blue The Melody...
Evans Blue The Pursuit...
Fields of the Nephilim Dawnrazor
Freelance Whales Weathervanes
fun. Aim and Ignite
Godspeed You! Black Emperor 'Allelujah! Don't Bend! Ascend!
Ingrid Michaelson Slow the Rain
This album needs more love, it rules.
Ken Nordine Colors
Lorde Pure Heroine
Lorelei Lore of Lies
Marilyn Manson The Golden Age of Grotesque
Mark Lanegan Whiskey For the Holy Ghost
Medications Medications
Mike Oldfield Tubular Bells
Moros Eros I Saw The Devil Last Night and Now The S
Niyaz Niyaz
Noire Dark Reverence
Psychotic Pulse Avolition
Purity Ring Shrines
Red Lorry Yellow Lorry Talk About the Weather
Rogue Empire Overlord
Siouxsie and the Banshees Juju
Skinny Puppy Mind: The Perpetual Intercourse
Somos Demo 2012
This is so much rawer than their LP. The first and last song sound close to their later work with a slightly harsher element to them, but "Embrace the Spare Change" and "Showed Up Late" show a different side to the band. "Showed Up Late" sounds similar to Rise Against, and at times on "Embrace the Spare Change" the vocals sound like New Wave-era Against Me!
Somos / Sorority Noise Split
Soundtrack (Disney) Mulan
Stars The Five Ghosts
Static-X Wisconsin Death Trip
System of a Down System of a Down
The Civil Wars Barton Hollow
The Devil Wears Prada 8:18
The Sisters of Mercy First and Last and Always
Tides From Nebula Eternal Movement
Twenty One Pilots Regional At Best
Virgin Black Sombre Romantic
I wanted to rate this a 5 but I couldn't bring myself to. It's ALMOST there but there's just a couple things holding it back (the drums being the biggest problem). But it's definitely a 4.7 and I wish I could actually give it that.
What Moon Things What Moon Things
Whorecore Headless
Zeromancer Clone Your Lover

4.0 excellent
A Day to Remember Common Courtesy
A Skylit Drive Wires...and the Concept of Breathing
Air 10,000 Hz Legends
Alesana Decade
Alice in Chains Alice in Chains
Anadivine Anadivine
Angels and Airwaves The Dream Walker
Arrington de Dionyso with Gal Lazer Shiloach Lovers and Dragons
This is one of the strangest things I have ever heard and I love it for that.
Avenged Sevenfold City of Evil
Avenged Sevenfold Sounding the Seventh Trumpet
Bear Hands Distraction
Beartooth Sick
Blink-182 Dude Ranch
Blood Stain Child Epsilon
Blue October Sway
Blue October History for Sale
Breaking Benjamin We Are Not Alone
Broadway Kingdoms
Broods Broods
Bush Sixteen Stone
Caina Setter of Unseen Snares
Cannibal Corpse Torture
Centox Centox
Charles Manson Lie
Charli XCX True Romance
CHVRCHES The Bones of What You Believe
City Lights The Way Things Should Be
Crosses Crosses
David Williams The Prophecy (OST)
Dead Kennedys Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables
Death Grips The Money Store
Diet Cig Over Easy
Digital Summer Counting The Hours
Disfiguring the Goddess Deprive
Eager Sea Canvas
I was going through my laptop and deleting things to free up some space and I found a zip file called "Eager Sea." I don't know when or where I got it, but I'm glad I did.
Empty Yard Experiment (E.Y.E.) Kallisti
Essence of Datum Event Horizon
Fleshgore Domain of Death
Flower Face Funeral Kid
fun. Before Shane Went to Bangkok: Fun. Live in the USA
They should record a studio version of What The Fuck already
Gary Clark Jr. The Bright Lights
Goo Goo Dolls A Boy Named Goo
Green Day Warning
Green Day American Idiot
Green Day Nimrod
In First Person Lost Between Hands Held Tight
Jarrod Gorbel Devil's Made A New Friend
Kardashev Progression
Kidneythieves Trickster
KISS Dressed to Kill
KoxBox U-Turn
L7 Bricks Are Heavy
Lostprophets The Fake Sound Of Progress
M.I.A. Matangi
Makeout Party Lengths and Limits
This is a free download on their bandcamp:
Man Overboard Before We Met: A Collection of Old Songs
Marilyn Manson Holy Wood
Marilyn Manson Mechanical Animals
Mars On Earth Mars On Earth
Merkabah (PL) Moloch
Michelle Branch The Spirit Room
Modern Baseball Sports
Modern Day Babylon Travelers
Morning Effort I heard you the first time, it just wasn't funny
Motley Crue Shout at the Devil
Mudvayne L.D. 50
Muse Muse
Night Ranger Midnight Madness
Night Terrors of 1927 Guilty Pleas
Night Terrors of 1927 Anything to Anyone
Night Terrors of 1927 Everything's Coming Up Roses
Nine Inch Nails Broken
Norah Jones Come Away with Me
Nothing More Nothing More
Pierce the Veil A Flair for the Dramatic
Polica Shulamith
Pretty Girls Make Graves The New Romance
Project 86 Drawing Black Lines
Purity Ring Another Eternity
Rachel Platten Be Here
Reanima The Great Whore Of Babylon
Red Of Beauty and Rage
Rush Clockwork Angels
Separatist Closure
She Wants Revenge She Wants Revenge
Single Soul/Depression at Denny's Bedroom Pop Illuminati
Skindred Kill the Power
Skinny Puppy Remission
Skrew Universal Immolation
Sleep Research Facility Deep Frieze
Slipknot Vol. 3: (The Subliminal Verses)
Smalls Expecting The Worst
Somos Temple of Plenty
Stars No One Is Lost
Stars Heart
Static-X Shadow Zone
Static-X Machine
Stone Temple Pilots Core
Switchblade Symphony Serpentine Gallery
Sybreed God Is an Automaton
THC Adagio
The Afterimage Formless
The Airborne Toxic Event Such Hot Blood
The Almost Fear Inside Our Bones
The Amenta Flesh Is Heir
The Black Dahlia Murder Everblack
The Colourist The Colourist
The Exies A Modern Way Of Living With The Truth
The Hyacinth Act Our Naivety
The Kills Blood Pressures
The Privateer Monolith
The Venetia Fair The Venetia Fair... Basically Just Does Karaoke
Tidal Arms Tidal Arms
Til Tuesday Voices Carry
Two Tongues Two Tongues
U2 Songs of Innocence
Underoath They're Only Chasing Safety
Velvet Acid Christ Fun With Knives
White Lies To Lose My Life
White Zombie Gods on Voodoo Moon
Within Temptation The Heart of Everything
Yellowcard Ocean Avenue Acoustic
Zeromancer Zzyzx

3.5 great
-OZ- Crunk
Absinthe Syncope Lucid Dreaming On 4g's of Dilaudid
AFI Dork
After Tonight The Lenses
All Time Low Put Up or Shut Up
Armor For Sleep Smile For Them
As Blood Runs Black Allegiance
Atreyu The Curse
Attack Attack! (US) Someday Came Suddenly
Avenged Sevenfold Avenged Sevenfold
Bad Religion Bad Religion
Big D and the Kids Table Strictly Rude
Billie Joe Armstrong/Norah Jones Foreverly
Biosphere Microgravity
Blaqk Audio CexCells
Blink-182 Cheshire Cat
Blink-182 Neighborhoods
Blink-182 Dogs Eating Dogs
Breaking Benjamin Dear Agony
Breaking Benjamin Phobia
Bring Me the Horizon Suicide Season
Bush Razorblade Suitcase
Carla Bruni Quelqu'un m'a dit
Childish Gambino Royalty
Chiodos The Heartless Control Everything
Chunk! No, Captain Chunk! Something for Nothing
CityCop / Les Doux Family Ties/Labors of Love
Creature Feature The Greatest Show Unearthed
cyberbully mom club outdoor activities
dangerkids collapse
Dark Tranquillity The Gallery
Diecast Tearing Down Your Blue Skies
Elliphant Look Like You Love It
Eminem The Slim Shady LP
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP 2
Emmure Goodbye to the Gallows
Eths Soma
Etiquette Reminisce
Eyesburn Reality Check
fauxdeep Concerned (but powerless)
Feed Her to the Sharks Savage Seas
Feed Her to the Sharks Fortitude
Firestarter New Beginnings
Fitz and the Tantrums Pickin' Up the Pieces
Five For Fighting Bookmarks
From First to Last Aesthetic
fun. Some Nights
Godsmack 1000hp
Green Day Dookie
Green Day Insomniac
Grimes Visions
Her voice can get annoying sometimes, which is what initially kept me from checking this out. But once I got past that I found it to be a fun, catchy album.
Harvard of the South Miracle
Hotel Books Everything We Could Have Done Differently
Issues Issues
Jack Off Jill Clear Hearts Grey Flowers
Jarrod Gorbel Bruises From Your Bad Dreams
Kidneythieves Zerospace
Killswitch Engage Alive or Just Breathing
KISS Destroyer
Kittyhawk Hello, Again
Kongos Lunatic
Korn The Paradigm Shift
Kreayshawn Somethin' 'Bout Kreay
L7 Smell the Magic
Letlive. The Blackest Beautiful
Lil B God's Father
Limbogott One Minute Violence
Lost In A Name The Chorus Gives Us Reason
Mac Miller Watching Movies With The Sound Off
Marilyn Manson The Pale Emperor
Marilyn Manson Eat Me, Drink Me
Marilyn Manson The High End of Low
Means End The Didact
Mekong Delta In a Mirror Darkly
Memphis May Fire Unconditional
Mercy Brown Mercy Brown
Mind Of An Antagonist Eta Carinae
Motionless in White Reincarnate
My Ticket Home Strangers Only
A hardcore/metalcore version of Slipknot's debut with a little Iowa thrown in (and a Linkin Park chorus or two). Can be a bit repetitive but the energy and fun that the band exudes makes up for it. With these guys and Dangerkids, it looks like Ohio is going to be the home of Nu Metalcore.
Nero Welcome Reality
Nine Inch Nails Fixed
Nine Inch Nails Hesitation Marks
Noise Complement This Ship's Gone Haywire
Nonpoint To the Pain
Nonpoint The Return
Oakhelm Echtra
Pantera Power Metal
Papa Roach The Paramour Sessions
Pg. 99 Document #1
Pierce the Veil Collide with the Sky
Queens of the Stone Age Gamma Ray
Relient K Collapsible Lung
Rings of Saturn Lugal Ki En
They bring a lot more melody to the album, and give you more places to breathe. Still full of guitar wankery and breakdowns, but it's a strong step in the right direction.
Say Anything Baseball
Scar Symmetry Pitch Black Progress
Since October Life, Scars, Apologies
Skinny Puppy Bites
Skinny Puppy Weapon
Sky Ferreira Night Time, My Time
Slipknot All Hope Is Gone
Slipknot .5: The Gray Chapter
Soundtrack (Film) The Crow: City of Angels
Sourblood Sourblood
SouthFM Drama Kids
Staind Staind
Stars In Our Bedroom After The War
Stated Me Acerqué
Static-X Cannibal
Switched Subject to Change
System of a Down Steal This Album!
The 1975 IV
The Arrogant Sons of Bitches Built to Fail
The Crystal Method Vegas
The Day Will Come Life Before Our Eyes
The Defiled Daggers
The Offspring Conspiracy of One
The Vandals Hitler Bad, Vandals Good
The Wind and The Wave From The Wreckage
Tweens Tweens
Unruh Setting Fire to Sinking Ships
Upon a Burning Body The World Is Ours
Various Artists (Punk) A Pop Punk Summer
Various Artists (Punk) A Pop Punk Summer, Vol. 2
Volumes Via
We Came As Romans Tracing Back Roots
White Lies Big TV
Whitechapel Our Endless War
Whitechapel Whitechapel
Whitechapel A New Era of Corruption
Winger Winger
Witness Beacons
Zeromancer Sinners International

3.0 good
Anadivine Zoo
As Artifacts Strong Hands
As Blood Runs Black Ground Zero
As I Lay Dying Shadows Are Security
Asking Alexandria From Death to Destiny
Athenaeum Athenaeum
Avenged Sevenfold Hail to the King
Behead The Tyrant Defector
Beyond All Recognition Drop=Dead
Black Tongue Born Hanged
Blink-182 Take Off Your Pants and Jacket
Chelsea Grin Evolve
Chiodos The Best Way to Ruin Your Life
Code Orange Love Is Love // Return To Dust
Cryptic Wisdom One
Currents and Coastlines EP r
Echosmith Talking Dreams
Emmure Nine Eleven Zero Four
Emmure Slave to the Game
Exotype Emerge
Fit for a King Descendants
This sounds like Parkway Drive lost some talent then rewrote Attack Attack's self-titled album.
Five Knives The Rising
Godsmack Awake
Green Day 21st Century Breakdown
Green Day ¡UNO!
Honour Crest Metrics
I Killed The Prom Queen Beloved
I See Stars New Demons
Icona Pop This Is...Icona Pop
Insane Clown Posse Riddle Box
K. Flay Eyes Shut
Kardashev Excipio
Lily Kershaw Midnight In The Garden
Limbogott Spit or Swallow
Lost In A Name Remember Where We Started
Megadeth Risk
Misfits Collection I
Nine Inch Nails The Slip
Noise Therapy Tension
oOoOO Without Your Love
Orgy Punk Statik Paranoia
Reflections Exi(s)t
Return to Base Continuity of Existence
Salem (US) King Night
Scar the Martyr Revolver
Set It Off Cinematics
Single Soul I Wish I Was A Bird So I Could Fly Away...
Sirenia Nine Destinies And A Downfall
Solar Bears She Was Coloured In
Son of Sam Songs from the Earth
Sourblood Rebirth
Static-X Cult Of Static
Static-X Start a War
Stereomud Perfect Self
Stratos Autumnal Slumber
Sublime with Rome Yours Truly
Sulphur Aeon Swallowed By The Ocean's Tide
Systematic Somewhere In Between
The Cure Seventeen Seconds
The Multiverse Concept Defying Inertia
The Submarines Love Notes/Letter Bombs
The Ting Tings We Started Nothing
The xx Coexist
Trvth Alpha
Ultraspank Progress
Various Artists Punk Goes Pop 4
Various Artists AHK-toong BAY-bi Covered
Various Artists (Punk) Punk Goes Christmas
This is actually a pretty good collection of (mostly) original Christmas songs. Bumping my score because of repeated listens.
Various Artists (Punk) Punk Goes Pop Vol. 6
White Lies Ritual
Wicked Wisdom Wicked Wisdom
xSPONGEXCOREx Don't Mess With TexXxas

2.5 average
Art Of Dying Vices and Virtues
Born of Osiris Tomorrow We Die Alive
Breathe Carolina Bangers Mixtape
Childish Gambino Because the Internet
Code Orange I Am King
Crown the Empire The Fallout
Death From Above 1979 You're a Woman, I'm a Machine
Emerson, Lake and Palmer Brain Salad Surgery
Originally had this as a 3, but then I found out that one of the songs that made me bump it up a .5 wasn't actually on the album so taking that off now.rGiger' album art > album
Emmure Speaker of the Dead
Felix Martin The Scenic Album
Five Finger Death Punch The Wrong Side of Heaven and The Righteous Side...
For All Those Sleeping Outspoken
For Today Fight the Silence
From The Shoreline Depths
Gideon Milestone
How does this have a 3.5 on here? It's incredibly generic.
Honour Crest Spilled Ink
Pretty much I See Stars with more djent, less emphasis on electronics, and a better clean singer. Fairly generic risecore overall but Origin, Glaciers, Allergen, and Undertow are good tracks.
Icona Pop Icona Pop
Kendrick Lamar To Pimp a Butterfly
Liferuiner Future Revisionists
Marilyn Manson Born Villain
Marilyn Manson Portrait of an American Family
Motionless in White Infamous
This rating is for the deluxe edition. I'd put the original at a 2.5
Of Mice and Men Restoring Force
Otep Jihad
reADJUST Access All Areas
Sand Circles Motor City
Shinedown The Sound of Madness
Sirah C.U.L.T. (Too Young To Die)
Soundtrack (Disney) Frozen: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
the movie > the music
Suicide Silence You Can't Stop Me
The Calling Camino Palmero
"Wherever You Will Go" gets old after hearing it remade 11 times in a row. But lyrically this band isn't bad and on their own the songs aren't either so 2.5
The Cure Wild Mood Swings
Tyga Hotel California
X-World/5 New Universal Order
lol I forgot about this album for so long. I don't even remember why I bought it.

2.0 poor
A Great Big World Is There Anybody Out There?
Angels and Airwaves Stomping The Phantom Brake Pedal
Billy Idol Cyberpunk
Blood on the Dance Floor Bitchcraft
Desecresy Chasmic Transcendence
DJ Shadow Endtroducing...
Dry Satire Three String EP
Emarosa Corsets Are Cages
Emmure Eternal Enemies
4 songs that are good. The rest are below average to bad and E is probably the worst song they've ever
Evans Blue Evans Blue
Fall Out Boy Fall Out Boy's Evening Out With Your Girlfriend
Fall Out Boy Save Rock and Roll
Godzilla Godzilla
Green Day iDOS!
IDYLLS Prayer for Terrene
Infant Annihilator The Palpable Leprosy of Pollution
Matt and Kim Grand
Napalm Death Scum
Saviour First Light To My Death Bed
Shinedown Amaryllis
Skrillex Recess
Subliminal Stimuli W32.MyDoom@MM
Sworn In The Death Card
The Color Morale Know Hope
Various Artists (Punk) Japanese Pop Punk Compilation 2012
Various Artists (Punk) Punk Goes 90s Vol. 2
We Still Dream Something to Smile About
Weezer Pinkerton

1.5 very poor
Abandon All Ships Malocchio
Against Me! Transgender Dysphoria Blues
Animal Collective Centipede Hz
Ariana Grande My Everything
Asking Alexandria Stepped Up and Scratched
Would be a 1 but the remix of "I Was Once, Possibly, Maybe, Perhaps ra Cowboy King" rules
Breathe Carolina Savages
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Trout Mask Replica
Emmure The Respect Issue
Emmure Felony
Family Force 5 Time Stands Still
The songs here range from decent (title track, Walk on Water), to bad (Sweep the Leg, Jet Pack Kicks), to
downright embarrassing (Bzrk, Raised by Wolves). The album is also overly long, with 15 tracks.rThey should
just give up already.
georgerolandallen swagbob
Hodgy Beats Untitled
Immortal Immortal (Demo)
Lady Gaga Artpop
Lea Michele Louder
Medusa In My Knickers Dark Anthems
Mica Levi Under The Skin OST
Robert DeLong Just Movement
The Devil Wears Prada With Roots Above and Branches Below
The Killing Lights Hellbound And Heartless
We As Human Until We're Dead
Zimzari A Trip to Florida

1.0 awful
1994! FUCK IT
5 Seconds of Summer 5 Seconds of Summer
Annotations Of An Autopsy Dark Days
Ariana Grande Yours Truly
Avicii True
Buckcherry Fuck
Cherub Year of the Caprese
Crispin Glover The Big Problem ≠ The Solution. The Solution = Let
This is so bad that I get actual real feelings of pleasure from giving it a 1. Seriously, this is utter shit.
Die Antwoord Ten$ion
Dry Satire Demo
I've heard concerts recorded on cellphones with better sound quality than this.
Fifth Harmony Better Together
Godzilla Godzilla II
Hello Kitty Suicide Club Discography
Juicy J Stay Trippy
King 810 Proem
Lily Allen Sheezus
Lou Reed Metal Machine Music
Mike Patton Adult Themes for Voice
Miley Cyrus Bangerz
Naked City Torture Garden
PVRIS White Noise
Why do people like this band? I don't understand it. There's absolutely nothing special about them.
Robin Thicke Paula
Squarepusher Music for Robots
The Delicious Bread Collection Failure
The Shaggs Philosophy of the World
Unleashing My Demons Tran​(ce​)​scen(e​)dance
Zombie Testicles Zombie Testicles

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