MichaelJordan
Michael Jordan (GoAT)
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Reviews 6
Approval 84%

Soundoffs 24
Album Ratings 421
Objectivity 100%

Last Active 07-13-10 12:37 am
Joined 04-01-10

Forum Posts 119
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  • deathschool 100 % objectivity. What the hell? I didn't know that was possible.
    September 15 03:19 PM
  • climactic rip
    January 28 02:05 AM
  • sixdegrees v fag
    January 2 08:54 PM
  • Polyethylene "Secondly, AtavanHalen's excitement at these so-called "yin and yang" harmonies in Animal Collective's music can be seen as reflecting his own vapid eclecticism, since the yin and yang as a symbol of cosmic harmony is a typically dilettantish Western assimilation of an Eastern symbolism, thrilled by its exoticism." ... please never write anything ever again
    November 10 04:31 AM
  • TheCollectiveFacade rating 2.0 on Kezia. Logic. Not even once.
    January 26 03:41 PM
  • 731 why have you forsaken us
    May 30 05:34 PM
  • aok The Future Sound of London - Lifeforms : 5. yes
    November 16 11:29 AM
  • RossWolfe I am I.
    July 29 03:15 AM
  • Dismantle this site needs you
    July 20 02:14 PM
  • exitsense you selfish bastard
    January 8 03:27 AM
  • exitsense http://locustsandhoney.blogspot.com/2005/05/psychology-of-trolling.html
    January 7 10:58 PM
  • Gyromania Are you back?
    October 31 04:35 PM
  • NeutralThunder12 misssssssssssss you
    September 17 06:55 PM
  • Enotron i miss you baby
    September 16 05:38 PM
  • HalfManHalfAmazing Sup
    September 14 01:01 AM
  • whichxrapist MJ
    September 10 01:09 AM
  • Raz0rGrind23 Dude, where is that Owl City review by TeddybearXOXOX69 LOL? That link you posted on your list doesn't work. I need to read that review again!!
    September 8 01:45 PM
  • GodspeedEmperor come back
    September 5 03:13 AM
  • anotherBriOnline ......Sigur Ros catalog!?!? Where should I start?
    July 25 02:50 AM
  • Thor lol at ConsiderPhlebas' post. That was an incredible moment in sputnik history, even for someone who likes CTTS
    July 17 11:21 PM
  • ConsiderPhlebas "Well, again, it's not really a 'mess', CTTS happens to use the 'disjointed' and divided song structure that follows know true patterns other than it's emotional and mood changes, if those are even cyclic. It's definitely not 'messy' when looked at carefully, but can also be seen as a beautiful, loud, sometimes ugly, mess of genius. That's just the best way to describe it." NeutralThunder
    July 14 09:18 PM
  • iarescientists hey dude i'm gonna be in chicago this weekendlet's hang out
    July 13 02:42 AM
  • R6Rider MJ you aint nuthin' but a quitter.
    July 12 08:40 PM
  • Prolapse :'(
    July 12 07:48 PM
  • bailar11 enrique will always remember of the MJ
    July 12 06:01 PM
  • SeaAnemone Hey man I know you're very busying disproving any artistic merit in screamo, but if you get a chance and if you're interested, make sure you listen to a few albums I think you'd enjoy...First, Trespassers William - Different Stars, an absolutely stunning album, the chick's got an amzing voice. Also, The Flashbulb - Arboreal, my favorite release from this year, happens to be electronic... hope you try them / like them eventually!-Sea
    July 12 04:22 PM
  • Apollo welcome back
    July 12 12:34 PM
  • DiceMan Would you like a copy of it? I'll e-mail it to you if you so choose. It's my 8 minute satire of the arguments over the album, including the leader, yourself.
    July 10 10:48 PM
  • Thor So how did you spend your ban time? Livejournal infiltration?
    July 10 03:11 PM
  • Rembrandt Krang's brief reign of terror is at an end and I'm announcing retirement from Sputnik, with a small possibility of an MJ-esque return at some point in the future. Later man, thanks for the support
    July 10 11:30 AM
  • ConsiderPhlebas Ace, man. I'll be dropping the odd negative review in the future - they're much more fun.
    July 1 06:03 PM
  • Spare thanks yr p cool lol
    July 1 05:58 PM
  • Ghostechoes Hey MJ, is it ok if I send you a FB friend request?
    July 1 05:55 PM
  • Spare so much for clearing all your ratings MAN
    July 1 05:26 PM
  • ConsiderPhlebas This is me, man -- http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=1387984581
    July 1 05:02 PM
  • ConsiderPhlebas I'm signing off, man. Gonna bob in for the odd TMF chat but I'm bored of all the idiot children. Good talking to you, dude.
    July 1 01:53 PM
  • Rembrandt I'm going to be away for a while and won't have time to write anything for a couple of weeks but i'll consider it when I come back. I also reviewed Jane Doe a few days ago but unfortunately it was lost when my computer crashed. Peace
    June 30 02:17 PM
  • BigHans Yeah I'm thinking of writing a ballwashing 5 star review for it completely bristling with faux praise. Will take some time however.
    June 30 12:15 PM
  • bailar11 i just ranked the various staff members, contirubting reviewers, then finally the emreriti. favorite negative reviews are coming up next. geometric proof is top of the list though.
    June 29 09:06 PM
  • bailar11 part 3 of the enrique chronicles is up now.
    June 29 07:52 PM
  • HSThomas Hi. I have a review request for you. It is an album by The Gathering called Souvenirs. The reason I'm asking is that it is a metal album but it maybe to your liking. Maybe. Regardless keep up the good work.
    June 29 02:31 PM
  • Maniac! ah. the part where i mentioned the phrase 'artistically worthless'. was something I use a lot, but you happened to put it in a review before I did. So I kinda put it in there without taking too much credit for it.
    June 29 12:49 PM
  • Maniac! by the way, did you see the little easter egg i left you in the review?
    June 29 11:28 AM
  • Maniac! thanks for the feedback. was surprised that you actually liked it. it was definitely a giant leap from my other reviews
    June 29 09:56 AM
  • Yotimi Interesting to see a little love for The Knife. Check out their previous album, Silent Shout. Top 10 of the decade imo.
    June 29 08:17 AM
  • Ghostechoes Check it out, man: http://tinyurl.com/29mrfej His new album is really good.
    June 29 01:02 AM
  • Electric City I would be interested in knowing your opinion on The Knife opera, Tomorrow, In a Year
    June 29 12:27 AM
  • Booldawg u look at my white daughter that way again and u's gonna get it son
    June 29 12:26 AM
  • Rembrandt I instructed the mods to d elete the entire site in the 'for the meds thread' but they d my post, why are these people so difficult to deal with
    June 28 07:31 PM
  • Maniac! I wrote a new review that was sort of out of my comfort zone, as well as 3x the length of one of my normal reviews, mind reading it and telling me what you think?
    June 28 07:08 PM
  • ShadowRemains http://www.sputnikmusic.com/band/Iluvatar. check the review for it
    June 28 06:53 PM
  • theacademy tru tru
    June 27 08:45 PM
  • theacademy "i am looking forward to being a more helpful, friendly user once more" what the **** is this.
    June 27 08:03 PM
  • Electric City idk man just dont like your methods (emailing drew, calling out others' writing) makes the site less fun to hang out on. there was a period there when you weren't so bad but the ctts s*** and the subsequent legion of imitators and jumpers onto the hyperbolic hate bandwagon has made sputnik a giant pissing party. Reich rules though, so I guess you're not all bad.
    June 27 12:08 PM
  • Bitchfork hi there.
    June 27 03:03 AM
  • SeaAnemone hey if you don't mind, could I email you that review? no hurry... just whenever you get a chance
    June 27 12:33 AM
  • Gyromania Cool, you've been added.
    June 26 07:47 PM
  • Gyromania Do you have AIM or msn?
    June 26 07:34 PM
  • SeaAnemone hey man, I know this CTTS controversy is taking up most of your Sputnik-time haha, but I was wondering if you minded getting a quick read through of a review I'm gonna post next week some time. It's a 1.5 or 2 tirade of this really s***ty album Sputnik loves... it's got like 1,000 votes too, so I thought you'd enjoy me doing it haha... let me know if you wouldn't mind, id appreciate it!
    June 26 06:21 PM
  • musicConsumer I saw you mention Soren Kierkegaard on your sound off for Either/Or and seen you mention other philosophers. Which made me wonder what you thought of Sorens statements "subjectivity is truth" and "truth is subjectivity" Especailly since you mentioned Aristotles love for truth. I guess truht isn't that concrete its moreso metaphysical
    June 26 05:33 PM
  • Enotron I'd be interested in your opinion on Spiderland by Slint, you might find it quite interesting.
    June 25 11:32 PM
  • BigHans ATRU is now officially a 4.2.
    June 25 04:54 PM
  • Gyromania Sorry for being so harsh in your thread. The review was well written and I occasionally forget that it's all subjective.
    June 25 09:45 AM
  • Mars Blackmon hey money its gotta be shoes!
    June 25 02:11 AM
  • Emergency lol I made a new profile and 1'd CTTS : D
    June 25 01:52 AM
  • Emim Ah, well I've got six or so written and posted already. It'd be awesome if you get a chance to read a few and offer any criticisms,
    June 24 01:50 PM
  • Emim I'm writing a "real" review for this, Principia. It'll be in the 2.5 range and should be up sometime tomorrow or the next day depending on how busy I am. Just wanted to let you know I got your back on the whole thing.
    June 24 04:09 AM
  • TheSpirit I know your firmly stuck in "i hate sputnik mode" atm, but in the future, do you think you could proof and edit one of my reviews? I mean your suggestions are really helped people like SeaAnemone and I'm interested in become a better writer
    June 23 08:47 PM
  • BigHans TMF Running s*** today.
    June 23 05:13 PM
  • Inveigh have you ever been to a website called Blog-a-Bull? there's a guy on there with the same avatar as you, didn't know if it was coincidence or not.. also, sucks about your CTTS review man, we should rally the TMF troops on this one
    June 23 10:04 AM
  • JizzInMyPants lol they took your review down but not mine lol
    June 23 04:25 AM
  • sniper Seriously sucks about the CTTS review, I don't even think people were posting in the default thread at all anymore.
    June 23 02:45 AM
  • bailar makes sense. but that sounds horrible. do you dislike the genre as a whole or just a certain number of that bands? because not everything ive heard in screamo is as terrible as atru.
    June 23 01:54 AM
  • theacademy i cant believe that just happened
    June 23 01:28 AM
  • theacademy was gonna do it today but wasn't around the comp during peak hours... its all tallied gonna do it tomorrow early evening
    June 23 01:12 AM
  • bailar ngl the stuff i heard is pretty bad. so i agree. did you despise the band prior to joining sputnik? or did you just encounter the bane of sputnik and decide that it needed to be destroyed?
    June 22 10:05 PM
  • bailar i imagine when ritual of names is released (probably never though) youll be giving that a 1/5 review.
    June 22 07:55 PM
  • like a cat Hey JimminyButt****, stop trolling on every Circle Takes the Square video ever.
    June 21 03:56 PM
  • bailar i herd you dont leik ctts...
    June 20 04:21 AM
  • ConsiderPhlebas Glad you appreciate the hate, man. Being free from the shackles of uni is allowing my general contempt to run free. Think I need to turn my attention to something a little more...popular. On another note, King of New York is one of my favourite gangster films. Best dance scene ever.
    June 19 07:29 PM
  • ConsiderPhlebas I know metalcore's not your bag dude but check out my latest review for the greatest lyrics ever put to disc.
    June 18 08:09 PM
  • BigHans A list tailor made for you. http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=48314
    June 18 04:44 PM
  • chambered89 lakers in 6 or 7 who knows their basketball? we do
    June 18 08:34 AM
  • Idnuf 3.00 average rating, 1.00 rating variance, 100% objectivity.That takes skill.
    June 16 09:38 AM
  • ConsiderPhlebas Mods killed the epic thread, man. Weak. Check out my new review though - think my brain has recovered from uni: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=37379
    June 14 10:18 PM
  • Banion *im
    June 13 11:22 PM
  • Banion i love all the welcomings in getting.. ive been on this site since atleast december. haha =)
    June 13 11:21 PM
  • Bitchfork Hey thanks, I commented back.
    June 12 07:21 PM
  • klap hey only a 3.5 but props for giving figure 8 love in the user list
    June 12 05:31 PM
  • Bitchfork i'm going to be like everyone else and ask you to critique my latest review. k? k.
    June 12 01:26 AM
  • SeaAnemone wow, as good as your advice has been before that kinda blew me away--- thanks very very much, I'll get to work on that editing and try to make the review live up to the great advice you've given!
    June 12 12:26 AM
  • SeaAnemone hey, I know this is an incredibly general question, but I'm trying to edit my next review here (I want it to be better than my usual) and it feels a tad unfocused... like I hit good points, but it jumps around a little much maybe or doesn't flow quite well, something like that. and you've given me some fantastic advice in the past... i was wondering if you had a good editing method maybe or any ideas? it's cool if you can't think of anything, but i'd really appreciate it!
    June 11 05:43 PM
  • theacademy haha thanks, but it really wasn't hard to find (i see you got the link yourself)... didn't try to ruin it though, like i didnt cheat in the contest lol... i sorta knew i'd hate somewhere around 60% of the top 10 anyway... no real use for a jane doe vinyl except to hang on the wall or something... jane doe happens to be one of those sputnik albums that I like a lot...
    June 11 03:09 PM
  • sniper Hey can you do me a favor and read through my recently posted review and tell me what you think? The album is by a band called Worker Bee.
    June 9 07:10 PM
  • Parallels ill pay you in love forever if you write a review on a dream theater album. give it any rating you so desire
    June 9 05:02 PM
  • megadeth101 sell me the terrible cd plz.
    June 8 12:52 AM
  • JaycieLynn Better than the other girl on this site...?
    June 7 03:06 PM
  • Bitchfork I haven't listened to "yeesh" or anything else in its entirety, but I've heard a few songs off Yeesh, and they were really good, but that's probably because I really like simple and happy music. But yeah, I learned how to play the beginning of Dawn of the Iconoclast on my trumpet, so that's my connection with it. Because yeah, it's the best track on the album.
    June 6 09:01 PM
  • Bitchfork Oh, and sorry for flooding your inbox, but I just read your Joanna Newsom review, and looked up Balloons and Bridges (studio version 04 and live version 06) and the live version was sooooooooo much better than the studio version http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv4A6_EPo9o
    June 5 11:41 PM
  • Bitchfork What's your favorite Dead Can Dance track?
    June 5 11:31 PM
  • Bitchfork http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OSIG2rPRDk hi musical neighbor.
    June 5 11:29 PM
  • Emim Sputnik may never know...
    June 5 04:00 AM
  • SeaAnemone ... unless that was you as Drew. which would be pretty awesome/expected anyway.
    June 5 12:39 AM
  • SeaAnemone you were pretty close before, but with the whole Drew Spez thing I'm pretty sure you just won Sputnik. Let me check... yep. you won. the tally's in, replace the satellite symbol with a picture of MJ dunking over Jeremy Ferwerda.
    June 5 12:30 AM
  • NeutralThunder12 how could you rate Apator a 1? SHAME ON YOU.
    June 4 12:00 PM
  • Enotron I actually love that you gave Boxer a 3.5
    June 3 09:00 PM
  • Foxhound Wait, can you tell me why Sing the Sorrow is a 2?
    June 2 08:20 PM
  • Athom you should review a Worship album for s***s and giggles.
    June 2 01:58 PM
  • NeutralThunder12 brilliant review of Flying Lotus, though they aren't my type of music. But still a brilliant review.
    June 1 10:57 AM
  • Bulldog http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/To-surprise-of-no-one-Michael-Jordan-now-wearin?urn=nhl,244730 really mj?
    June 1 02:21 AM
  • Rembrandt Thanks for bumping my reviews, Comrade Jordan. The last time I checked my Tool review it only had about 20 comments
    May 30 05:26 PM
  • Gyromania Just commenting to say that I've thoroughly enjoyed your reviews, as you've justified your ratings rather well, but that they seem perhaps a little controversial in selection and sometimes pretentiously written. Nonetheless you're an exceptional writer, and you should write more. However, I'd rather see you focus on an album you truly love
    May 30 12:47 PM
  • Mclovin Checked it out; it's definitely unlike the standard review on sputnik in more than a few ways, but it's undoubtedly a really interesting analysis. I've only heard about half of the album, and found the music to be hit and miss, so prior to now I was unfamiliar with the concept, but very interesting.
    May 30 12:39 PM
  • Mclovin Nah dude, I'll check it out right now!
    May 30 11:42 AM
  • Mclovin Much appreciated man, thank you. Haha, it's definitely a hit-or-miss concept. If you wish to be really infuriated, listen to Emerson, Lake and Palmer's rendition - they added vocals to the Great Gate of Kiev. 'nuff said. Mekong Delta's rendition is relatively true to form, though.
    May 30 10:43 AM
  • Mclovin Thanks bro
    May 29 07:24 PM
  • Mclovin Hay MJ, since you seem to be pretty concise and accurate in analyzing a critic's writing, could you do me a huge favor and glance through the few reviews I've done thus far? I'm pretty new to the site, and would like to know what I need to work on (feel free to openly criticize, don't hold back). If you could do this, I'd be appreciative, fo' sho'.
    May 29 02:34 PM
  • chambered89 how ****ing awesome is souvlaki
    May 29 12:15 AM
  • Baphomet huh. ok then. any review in the works?
    May 28 05:37 PM
  • Yotimi I'll try to type this but every time I do it gets d: Antony and the Johnsons. Check out "Hope There's Someone" or "Bird Girl". It's my fav vocal performance.
    May 28 02:51 PM
  • BigHans I can appreciate the desire to "help the little" guy that permeates classical liberalism, Marxism, and the old school Democratic Party. The reason I despise modern day liberalism is for what you described: "f.ucking vegans, hippies, lifestyle politics advocates, vulgar atheists, and New Age mystics like Drew Speziale."
    May 28 02:30 PM
  • BigHans Seriously, what kind of **** keeps chickens and hens and doesnt even eat them, then cries like a baby when they die? I hate hippies, and I hate Drew Fagziele.
    May 28 12:56 PM
  • NeutralThunder12 Haha so that BTBAM review wasn't you?
    May 28 12:50 PM
  • Yotimi ok, i'm confused. my shouts keep getting d after Antony.
    May 28 12:05 PM
  • Yotimi part of my comment got d: ... Antony
    May 28 12:00 PM
  • Rembrandt Thanks - it'll be my last review for a while so i wanted to do something ridiculous that will probably get d in a few hours
    May 28 11:21 AM
  • Yotimi Hey man, random rec I think you'd like: Sufjan Stevens - Illinois. I'm sure you've heard of it. Also, since vocals were such a hot topic on Joanna Newsom - I wonder what your take on Antony
    May 28 11:00 AM
  • Baphomet Please tell me this bitchfork guy is not one of your friends... I mean, I don't share your point of views but I respect that you're smart and trying to piss the s*** out of this site. But... he is an imbecile... one would think he would notice I'm not serious after the "Then how come you're never toghether in the same place??" comment....
    May 28 02:52 AM
  • kitsch yup. what do you think he's trying to point out in what you copied and pasted? i think he's talking about the ontogeny of his perception. he is all these things because he was in the right place at the right time, in terms of exposure to the proper cultural and epistemological stimulus, thusly his environment gave birth to his very being. now, in light of this, what do you think of marx's environmental determinism thoughts on an individual scale, not just societal?
    May 27 09:07 PM
  • kitsch why i write such good reviews omglol
    May 27 06:14 PM
  • robin ive just gotten grand birthday party, i like that track a ****ing lot but i havenet lsitened to the rest yet. i also have days have gone by, but i prefer plantation atm.
    May 27 05:34 PM
  • Comatorium. By the way, i COMPLETELY agree with your MPP review. I really do not get all the hype for that album.
    May 27 05:05 PM
  • Comatorium. Nah, Hans has some ratings i totally agree with, but for the most part im a douchebag and will leap right into attacking people too, so its all good.
    May 27 05:03 PM
  • Comatorium. WhereIsMyMind/TheKingToTheRiver
    May 27 04:54 PM
  • Comatorium. Dude i have no problem with you. I know you hate most of what i like, but those reviews are damn well written. I pos'd both of them when you wrote them. Also, i don't like Saetia. Their vocalist is the limp-wristed **** that i think you've confused speziale with.
    May 27 04:45 PM
  • robin you got it, hutz
    May 27 04:41 PM
  • robin i'll look into his history and stuff. i love this kind of stuff more than any genre but i dont know much about it/have nearly enough of it
    May 27 04:36 PM
  • FreePizzaDay @comatorium. "...i'll s*** all over you"Lol. Done with that thread, but wanted to let you know that that comment did not go unappreciated.
    May 27 04:25 PM
  • robin that album and 'plantation favourites'.
    May 27 04:20 PM
  • robin just took my first listens to john fahey, i'm very in love.
    May 27 04:15 PM
  • chambered89 that is interesting since you hate a lot of music i like lol
    May 27 02:54 PM
  • Thor Whatever happened to that list where you said you were leaving?
    May 27 01:32 PM
  • Thor He's a marginally talented artist who constantly reminds the world of how "great" he is. Seems about right.
    May 27 01:14 PM
  • Thor You're the Kanye West of sputnikmusic.com
    May 27 12:41 PM
  • kitsch AIM= askjoemcglone
    May 27 12:06 PM
  • Thor If you need to constantly reassure yourself that you're superior to everyone else, then go ahead. You're taking this way, way, way more seriously than I ever have. I'll agree that my earlier reviews aren't good, but I wrote those years ago. My newer reviews I'm pretty confident in, and have gotten generally great feedback from them.
    May 27 11:49 AM
  • Thor All I've ever heard you say to basically any user on this site is how you're either smarter or a better writer than them. I couldn't care less that sputnikmusic's own MichaelJordan (oh no!) is busy insulting me on the internet. But, like I said, whatever helps inflate your already gigantic ego.
    May 27 11:04 AM
  • Thor If by "making me look like an idiot" you mean "post pictures off of Google images" about absolutely nothing at hand, then yeah. Sure.
    May 27 01:40 AM
  • Thor whatever keeps your egopenis hard
    May 27 01:29 AM
  • Thor why
    May 27 01:24 AM
  • Thor I was banned because I called Cocaine dad
    May 27 01:02 AM
  • plane *musical novellas
    May 27 12:21 AM
  • plane At least your negative opinions make sense. And it's the weird flip where I tend to find myself agreeing with the things you like (like, rarely disagree in this respect) and many things I don't like you don't like as well (ditto), so the weird inbetween stuff just ensures that our conversations never get boring. I love a good debate even if it leads all parties full circle.
    May 26 10:32 PM
  • SeaAnemone yeah if you look at the forums his name is crossed out and underneath it says 'banned' haha
    May 25 08:37 PM
  • SeaAnemone saw Thor is banned haha, did the infamous MJ have anything to do with this? (crosses fingers)
    May 25 07:01 PM
  • robin good for you son, if there's one thing america needs its more lawyers. can you imagien a world without lawyers? *shudders at dancing people* (on a sidenote, digging the ratings for tangerine dream and pavement. it's good to know you dont intellectually hate SOME of my favourite bands)
    May 25 04:35 PM
  • porch Nice digs. You should review Talking Heads, although i guess that on this site it mightn't get that many comments
    May 25 03:59 PM
  • ShadowRemains i lol'd at your soundoff for Owl s***ty, nice work :D
    May 24 09:58 PM
  • Bulldog I love you MJ. You should challenge Thor to a review-off in the vein of your showdown with DogFish.
    May 24 12:48 AM
  • SeaAnemone hey, just wanted to say thanks! I caught your 'congratulations' in the forum, appreciate it, along with the support and editing you've given! now we only need you to get promoted to 'Ruler of Sputnik,' any day now. ps, I'm likin' the little quote in your shoutbox down there haha
    May 23 12:56 PM
  • BigHans Dude. Come back.
    May 22 02:35 AM
  • Rembrandt So has your reign of tyranny over the Sputnik populace come to an end? I thought you were just getting started
    May 20 05:09 PM
  • Enotron I'll miss you a lot man. You were fun to talk to and certainly did a lot of thought provoking. I think you've certainly become infamous to some degree and I hope you come back as a regular user at some point. Peace, man.Love, eno
    May 17 08:37 PM
  • ConsiderPhlebas You'll be missed, man. Good talking to ya.
    May 16 12:05 PM
  • porch you should continue to submit reviews occasionally
    May 15 03:58 PM
  • ConsiderPhlebas Yeah, I thought it was a good idea - he just doesn't have the mustard to pull it off.
    May 14 10:33 PM
  • ConsiderPhlebas Dude ****ing took half his review from the allmusic review - it was under the album on spotify. So disappointed.
    May 14 09:25 PM
  • BatDogMan the cowards refused to even say why they banned me! one person (I believe SisterBitchular) claimed that I was "spamming reviews" but I only commented on our reviews, and it seems that you had no issue with it, and even petitioned on my behalf. You have proven to be a worthy adversary, user MichaelJordan (note respectful use of real name), this will not be forgotten when i rule the land of sput, rest assured.
    May 14 05:43 PM
  • BatDogMan so I suppose you heard I was banned, eh? the Sput cannot keep me down! the duel with the user formerly known as Brokenjewel will go on as planned! however, i think new terms should be introduced, as to where if I win, my DogFish account shall be unbanned. what say you?!
    May 14 05:35 PM
  • BigHans Your next Sputnik fave to trash should be either ATDI or The mars Volta, preferrably the latter.
    May 14 04:35 PM
  • porch haha alright
    May 14 04:03 PM
  • porch how come your assage review got d?
    May 14 03:50 PM
  • Jom Of all the soundtracks you should have reviewed, SpaceJam wasn't considered, eh?
    May 14 12:25 PM
  • SeaAnemone thanks- it's up whenever you get a chance sometime, no rush
    May 14 11:36 AM
  • Enotron I realize how random this is, but what are your thoughts on The Smiths?
    May 13 08:50 PM
  • fishdog I could humiliate you any way I wanted, because that's what I do, and that's what I stand for. Good day to you sir!
    May 13 08:33 PM
  • DogFish i control you
    May 13 08:17 PM
  • DogFish you must be Wizards-era MJ, no?
    May 13 08:11 PM
  • theacademy yea wen i saw this i was like: HELL. YES.
    May 13 06:56 PM
  • SeaAnemone I'm writing a review now... trying harder to concentrate on things that I've been critiqued on. I'm leaving, now, but If I post it in the forums sometime tomorrow and provide a link, would you mind giving me critique maybe? I'd appreciate it!
    May 13 05:38 PM
  • DogFish http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=36802
    May 13 04:55 PM
  • ConsiderPhlebas Just letting ideas float at the back of my mind at the minute - wanna do something interesting, though. You and Rembrandt have inspired me.
    May 12 08:43 PM
  • ConsiderPhlebas *persistence. ****ing spelling mistakes torture me.
    May 12 08:20 PM
  • ConsiderPhlebas Persistance is a great winner of hearts and minds, man - I think you're profile name and picture have swayed some people as well, lol. Are you gonna do any more reviews, dude?
    May 12 08:19 PM
  • ConsiderPhlebas hilarious soundoff, man - glad you came back from your exile.
    May 12 07:47 PM
  • tinkrbel so a year ago? that's good stuff. i would expect nothing less from the GOAT!
    May 12 12:41 AM
  • tinkrbel that letter was amazing! how long ago was that?
    May 12 12:17 AM
  • BigHans http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCR85u9QngQ. Boom.
    May 10 03:48 PM
  • Maniac! i dont need sputnik anymore, tired of the jerkoffs on here and i have stuff i need to take care of at home. so ill be around to browse, but i probably wont review, and definitely wont make lists or comments anymore.
    May 9 02:05 PM
  • O.J. Simpson damn straight
    May 8 02:11 AM
  • LaceUnderwear are you the same dude that wrote the brand new review?
    May 7 08:41 PM
  • Baphomet yup, the review is actually pretty good. But I was hoping for you to bash the album's face against the ground... like you did with jane doe (I still think that's not a review). But when you did it suddenly was safe for every converge hater to say it out loud...
    May 7 07:22 PM
  • RosaParks Yea I saw it. I honestly hate Converge and CTTS with a passion. This site constantly blows them and it just makes no sense. They suck.
    May 7 03:46 PM
  • SeaAnemone I'd love to see some classical reviews form you if you're itching for something to review. I have no idea where to start with the genre, or even to find out what's good.
    May 7 12:41 PM
  • Maniac! thats pretty cool
    May 7 12:35 PM
  • Maniac! nice, he is easily my favorite composer..I honestly do not have a large knowledge of the genre, but I know what I like ;)
    May 7 11:23 AM
  • Maniac! heya, was wondering what you thought of tchaikovsky.
    May 7 10:57 AM
  • Rembrandt What have you got planned for your next review? I'd be interested to hear your take on The Devil and God but it'd be the 19th review and I think people are getting tired of seeing it on the frontpage. Also, lol at the people that think we're the same person. Maybe i should change my name to a basketball player too haha
    May 7 10:39 AM
  • Rembrandt Thanks man, i'm actually a big fan of your reviews too. I won't be online much for the next few days but hopefully that thing won't be d by mods during my absence haha
    May 7 12:10 AM
  • joshuatree okay that's a weird/random group there but i get what you mean, and yeah unwound are pretty sick
    May 6 10:55 PM

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