bailar11
07.12.10 | take care MJ. you will always have a place in enrique's heart. |
Counterfeit
07.12.10 | BY MJ |
Counterfeit
07.12.10 | BYE* |
Enotron
07.12.10 | I'll hit you up on AIM when I start using mine again. Peace man, it's been incredibly real. |
Satellite
07.12.10 | You were funny at first but your act got tired. This site will continue to exist sans MJ and you'll probably be forgotten within weeks. |
tiesthatbind
07.12.10 | Peace, MJ. Congrats on the successful CTTS offensive. |
Inveigh
07.12.10 | nice knowing ya MJ, even if I thought you were a troll at first I came to be quite fond of your eccentricities. Whatever your lasting legacy shall be, it will certainly be a polarizing one. You will be missed.
Oh, I still post up outside your place in the HP sometimes with falafel and binoculars. So, like, come say hi sometime or something. |
WeepingBanana
07.12.10 | you seemed like a smart guy who squandered it on some obsession with proving everyone wrong. but, hey, that's just my opinion. just like how it's some people's opinion that CTTS are good. and it's also some people's opinion that CTTS is not good. but again, they're just opinions. |
Bitchfork
07.12.10 | I never got your AIM. |
LegendofPittman
07.12.10 | Smart guy, but I believe the de-ranking of CTtS was extremely unnecessary. |
LegendofPittman
07.12.10 | Goodbye MJ |
Observer
07.12.10 | take care |
klap
07.12.10 | lol the pomp, the circumstance, the majesty! how magnificent is the imagination |
Bitchfork
07.12.10 | If you are still reading this post, MJ, can I have your password? |
luci
07.12.10 | As much as I can find you incredibly irritating I enjoyed the drama you created with your war against CTTS. Will miss your over-the-top philosophical ramblings and utter contempt for albums you dislike. |
Romulus
07.12.10 | well no one can argue that it wasn't entertaining |
AnotherBrick
07.12.10 | about fucking time |
EVedder27
07.12.10 | sputnik retirement = NBA return?
The Knicks could really use you |
Prolapse
07.12.10 | Good luck man |
Apollo
07.12.10 | cheers MJ, I quite enjoyed what you started with CTTS as I have believed for some time it is an overrated piece of garbage. Take er easy |
crazyblinddude
07.12.10 | oh well. see ya MJ. good luck in your future endeavors, etc. |
Ghostechoes
07.12.10 | ... |
AnotherBrick
07.12.10 | your guys comments are hilarious and pathetic at the same time |
bailar11
07.12.10 | your profile pic is hilarious and pathertic at the same time |
Thor
07.12.10 | the site will be a better place without you |
Tulannical
07.12.10 | a new age has been started, without retarded threads/lists/comments etc
owait.. hohoho |
BallsToTheWall
07.12.10 | bullshit Don't leave me with these inferior users MJ, I don't know what to do now. contact HyperbolekING TO RETURN OR tribestos. |
Gyromania
07.12.10 | And you and I were just starting to get along! While I do think you were overly insulting towards a certain demographic and I disagree with a lot of points you made, I still enjoyed our conversations, heated as they may have been at times |
Thor
07.12.10 | give me hyperboleking any day |
luci
07.12.10 | MJ could go down as the most controversial sputnik user |
acorncheese
07.12.10 | Legend. Goodbye. |
AnotherBrick
07.12.10 | but he wont, because in 2 weeks no one will mention him |
robin
07.12.10 | send me a postcard |
witchxrapist
07.12.10 | 4.5 to 4.1, my I'm impressed.
I'll miss yew bb. |
Willie
07.12.10 | I just pulled the plug... vital signs are negative. |
cvlts
07.12.10 | it is done. |
Electric City
07.12.10 | the movie's in the works:
Minus .3 Points: The MichaelJordan Story |
Prolapse
07.12.10 | *.4 points |
Electric City
07.12.10 | as far as i recall, it was never a 4.5. I'm pretty sure it was a 4.4 when the "war" started |
Thor
07.12.10 | lol at people taking ATRU's overall rating seriously |
witchxrapist
07.12.10 | Yeah, this is serious businessssss. |
Slum
07.12.10 | k see you in a few days |
porch
07.12.10 | was about to make a similar hiatus list but you stole my thunder |
PanasonicYouth
07.12.10 | BEFORE WE DRINK, I PROPOSE A TOAST, A FINAL PRAYER
gtfo |
Prolapse
07.12.10 | you guyz r just jealous cause you will never be as relevant as him |
Electric City
07.12.10 | PY wins the thread |
AnotherBrick
07.12.10 | but porch you're cool :( |
Yazz_Flute
07.12.10 | balls that hurts
quick everybody start liking ATRU again |
luci
07.12.10 | when MJ is gone lets have a ATRU circle jerk
LET THE FLOOD SWELL |
witchxrapist
07.12.10 | stfu sonic, thx |
ShadowRemains
07.12.10 | thanks balls -_- |
Prolapse
07.12.10 | C'mon though, ATRU is not that bad. The only people who hate like are new users who go in with really low expectations after hearing how much the vocals suck, srsly |
bailar11
07.12.10 | other than the terrible vocals, the band actually has many redeemable factors |
Meatplow
07.12.10 | you'll be back |
8bit
07.12.10 | later MJ. |
Locrian
07.12.10 | Never knew you too well, but I'll miss you anyway. |
Lelle
07.12.10 | *melodramatic voice*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
acADHDemy
07.12.10 | i think these retirements are just periodic efforts to catch up on your thesis, amirite?
sputnik = thesis poison. |
MJsPassword
07.12.10 | This is the only alternative account that will be created, and only in order to fulfill a request made by sonictheplumber and Bitchfork. I can't post anymore on my MJ account. An hour or so ago I requested to be perma-banned on my MJ and Vermeer accounts, which were the only two I had. Willie graciously honored my wishes.
Because the accounts are perma-banned both on the review site and the fora, the ratings cannot be changed, new comments cannot be posted, edits to the reviews cannot be made, and so on. And this is the way I want it to remain. But if you'd like to log into my now-deceased MichaelJordan account and browse around on it, the password is as follows:
"buttfuck2"
Just think "buttfucking complicity" and you'll be able to remember it. Goodbye everyone. |
ShadowRemains
07.13.10 | guys check out academy's "first retirement list"
look in the comments
fuckin lol |
ShadowRemains
07.13.10 | lmao |
MUNGOLOID
07.13.10 | legendary sputniker right here. peace out man. |
tinkrbel
07.13.10 | farewell MJ |
MJTheOne
07.13.10 | Thank you everybody however I will not be retiring. I am going to use this username from now on to destroy you all haha. |
ShadowRemains
07.13.10 | shit just hit the fan |
Lelle
07.13.10 | hahaha wtf |
ShadowRemains
07.13.10 | thor is gonna be not happy
the mods might not be to amused, either |
Prolapse
07.13.10 | The amount of MJ trolls will be overwhelming |
luci
07.13.10 | haha epic |
tinkrbel
07.13.10 | this is gonna cause many MJ alts
many, many MJ alts
i might even make 1 myself... |
bailar11
07.13.10 | never as many alts as enrique of course. |
ShadowRemains
07.13.10 | probably
the army of enriques was a site to behold |
tinkrbel
07.13.10 | @ ThirtySixChambers
no UR retarded!!! |
botb
07.13.10 | Honestly you were a good writer but im not sure why you have such a hard-on for yourself. It's the internet, you have no legacy. |
vanderb0b
07.13.10 | Congrats with winning the CTtS war. Sputnik won't be the same without your journey of reason and buttfucking. |
fr33convict
07.13.10 | RIP |
TheSpirit
07.13.10 | I was on MJ's account earlier for like ten seconds. It was awesome |
fr33convict
07.13.10 | Me too. I almost want to request it be unbanned so I can take it over and be zombie - MJ. |
Tits McGee
07.13.10 | thank god |
BigHans
07.13.10 | Here's hoping this is only a retirement from playing and MJ will emerge as the owner of the Charolette Bobcats. |
Sowing
07.13.10 | bye MJ! you were amusing to have around. |
acADHDemy
07.13.10 | Just grab the bottom of the cup, rip it and win! Prizes include a new car, or a discount on Teriyaki fries! At Wong burger, if it's not right- It's Wong! #somecustomersmaygettheirdicksrippedoff
|
Spare
07.13.10 | holy shit i can't believe how important this dude thinks he was i'm gonna go kill myself now later guys |
Tulannical
07.13.10 | 123 |
Emim
07.13.10 | Allow Mastodon to play you out...
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE
BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS, MEN
IF YOU WISH TO PREVAAAAIIL
THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME
HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKKYYY!!!
AIM DIRECTLY FOR HIS CROOKED BROW
AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYYYYEE!!!!!
WHITE
WHALE!
HOLY
GRAIL! |
NOTINTHEFACE
07.22.10 | Over a week late but good riddance. i was getting tired of the fap fap sounds every time you were around. Sputnik will be considerably more enjoyable without your self-righteous intellect. |
bailar11
07.22.10 | probs shouldnt bump it then |
ShadowAmI
07.22.10 | holy shit that was fucking funny. i mean his two comment long post shit. that was hilarious. the whole "what was my legacy" paragraph made me lol hard |
Dunpeal
07.22.10 | cool rings bro |
CutMan
07.22.10 | Oh, I missed this when it happened somehow.... And, thank GOD. |
ShadowAmI
07.22.10 | seriously im not a hateful person at all but this guy bugged the shit out of me |
Dunpeal
07.22.10 |
i'm actually surprised there isn't a Lebron troll, what with all the dick riders that guy has |
Satellite
07.22.10 | lol
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/profile.php?name=lebronjames |
killrobotmusic
07.22.10 | Yup. |
Rembrandtish
07.22.10 | MJ was a loyal ally and promoter of my reviews. It looks like he is trolling Circle Takes the Square's Facebook now. He is in a better place.
It makes sense NOTINTHEFACE and ShadowAmI didn't like MJ. They both have As the Roots Undo rated a 5. |
Satellite
07.22.10 | More like getting his asbergers-laden ass pwnd by the girl from CTTS on Facebook. |
bailar11
07.22.10 | surprised no one broke the page yet.......... |
Satellite
07.22.10 | Not really. MJ was being a total douche and asking for an interview, and she just said "No, and stop asking." |
Satellite
07.22.10 | @ JD |
Obfuscation24
10.12.10 | He's still among us somewhere |
Satellite
10.12.10 | I don't give a shit if he's still here. At the very least he's less visible and douchey. |
WeepingBanana
10.12.10 | nah he listens to stravinski(y)
he's way too cool for our dumb music |
DiceMan
10.12.10 | dude stravinski is awesome stfu |
americanmusicmachine
10.12.10 | i never got to say goodbye or i love you
: - ( |
G3N3R1C
10.12.10 | This guy was behind Rembrandt, right?
XD Those reviews were great... |
tinkrbel
10.13.10 | "This guy was behind Rembrandt, right?"
if he was, he was great at autofellatio |
Scoot
02.26.11 | godspeed you! black reviewer |
climactic
02.26.11 | why |
Josh D.
02.26.11 | Thanks for the bump, jew box. |
DiceMan
02.26.11 | not worth it but tahnks anyways fartface
|
Dismantle
07.20.11 | come back |
trymedude
07.20.11 | lol emjay |
Dismantle
07.20.11 | bump |
trymedude
07.20.11 | pmub |
Dismantle
07.20.11 | godspeed you! black reviewer [2] |
sniper
07.20.11 | dwnq |
trymedude
07.20.11 | blacksketball |
Dismantle
07.20.11 | http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117705/
10/10 |
foreverendeared
07.20.11 | I'm dtf guys |
Dismantle
07.20.11 | SPACE JAM NIQQA |
Ovrot
08.26.11 | who the fuck is this guy |
toxin.
08.26.11 | lol |
Slum
11.26.11 | you've managed to be more annoying than him congratulations |
mangasm
07.31.12 | RIP hard heard some stories about this dude m/ on. |
East Hastings
07.31.12 | how the fuck |
SeaAnemone
07.31.12 | he was da best RIP emjay |
mangasm
07.31.12 | Damn tell me some stories Eric! |
Trebor.
07.31.12 | MJ gone
our nigga dead |
MO
07.31.12 | why bump this |
mangasm
07.31.12 | Sorry Metallic bro I just happened to join the site a year too late :/ |
SeaAnemone
07.31.12 | well most users fucking hated him because he tried hard to be snobby and super intelligent (he's studying history post-grad or something at U of Chicago and is a huge nose-picking nerd) so he talked a ton about philosophy and stuff and his picky taste reflected that but I thought he was pretty funny and insightful tbh we were bros
then he made it his personal vendetta to single-handedly bring about the demise of ctts and almost succeeded but jom stopped him in the nick of time, then he left |
SeaAnemone
07.31.12 | long story short: he thought he was better than like every user here but in actuality he was only better than like 85% of users here |
Relinquished
07.31.12 | and then the site continually got worse. the end. |
mangasm
07.31.12 | "then he made it his personal vendetta to single-handedly bring about the demise of ctts and almost succeeded but jom stopped him in the nick of time, then he left"
Haha how did he try that? |
WeepingBanana
07.31.12 | he reviewed ATRU and gave it a 1 and told a bunch of people who don't listen to screamo to review it like BigHans (although his review was fucking hilarious if i remember correctly) so it basically started this huge trend of 1ing ATRU. he brought the overall rating down from like 4.4 to 4.1 or something, which is actually pretty impressive
smart guy, but he was basically the unabomber |
SeaAnemone
07.31.12 | he also contacted drew personally and kinda harassed him and posted pics etc. lol |
Apollo
07.31.12 | His era helped keep sputnik interesting at least. The last year or so on the site has been too quiet... |
mangasm
07.31.12 | Damn RIP |
Puzzles
07.31.12 | Yeah the site was way better even 3 years ago. It's so fucking boring nowadays. Just a bunch of dumb ass trolls |
HitlerIsTheBest
07.31.12 | k |
FreePizzaDay
07.31.12 | "he also contacted drew personally and kinda harassed him and posted pics etc. lol"
Myth. If I'm thinking of the same thing you are, I made a convincing troll account and was able to convince MJ I was Drew Speziale because I too stalked Drew out on the internet and was able to pass MJ's little tests about the minute details of Drew's life. |
FreePizzaDay
07.31.12 | He did try to contact Drew though, also Jake Bannon. Don't know if he was ever successful, stopped paying attention to him after a while since getting attention seemed to be his primary concern. |
Spec
07.31.12 | Should have actually made a comeback first. Bye MJ. |
East Hastings
07.31.12 | "Myth. If I'm thinking of the same thing you are, I made a convincing troll account and was able to convince MJ I was Drew Speziale because I too stalked Drew out on the internet and was able to pass MJ's little tests about the minute details of Drew's life."
yo wtf |
Emim
07.31.12 | NEVER FORGET |
Maniac!
07.31.12 | Yeah the site was way better even 3 years ago. It's so fucking boring nowadays. Just a bunch of dumb ass trolls [2]
RIP internetfuntimes |
mindleviticus
07.31.12 | Off to make another Space Jam? Good Luck. |
TheFonz123
07.31.12 | he was a great writer, and so entertaining. I wish someone like him would pop up again and write witty and over-the-top reviews honestly. |
Inveigh
07.31.12 | "If I'm thinking of the same thing you are, I made a convincing troll account and was able to convince MJ I was Drew Speziale because I too stalked Drew out on the internet and was able to pass MJ's little tests about the minute details of Drew's life."
no he posted screen shots of an email from Drew Speziale, although I do remember what you're talking about as well
the actual email from Drew spawned a brief but funny sputnik meme: "dude it's just rock and roll RELAX" |
Inveigh
07.31.12 | oh and also buttfucking complicity and such |
TheFonz123
07.31.12 | I don't like this album becuase buttfucking complicity lol never gets old. I wasn't even around for mj but his reviews are amazing |
TheFonz123
07.31.12 | "It results in what the Russian critic Vissarion Belinskii called, with reference to his friend Gogol's 1847 published correspondence, a “sluttish hullabaloo of words and phrases.” '
fucking lol I want him to come back |
Knott-
07.31.12 | He was the product of a life spent doing nothing but read dictionaries and cry in his bedroom that the other kids only hate him because they're jealous of his intellect. |
TheFonz123
07.31.12 | wow man that is pretty harsh, i guess you really hate him. To be fair I've never seen any of his comments, his reviews make me laugh and they are well written. idk you interacted with him and I did not so you are probably right |
theacademy
07.31.12 | lol @ garbage users like maniac and puzzles yearning for sputnik '3 years ago'
mj kinda sucked. i mean i liked that the twisted the mods nipples a bunch and i really liked his personality (like, he had the good kind of arrogance, not the faux-intelliarrogance cultivated by the internet), but the "following" he made for himself on the site was unbearable.
those CTTS threads were awful |
TheFonz123
07.31.12 | lol what "following" why would a user have a following? that's fucking rediculous. To be fair, he was very smart (you can tell by reading his reviews) but people tend to not give someone any credit at all when they are arrogant |
theacademy
07.31.12 | he is pretty smart, you can't tell from reading his reviews (because they're awful), and it's spelled 'ridiculous' |
TheFonz123
07.31.12 | They are awful in a funny self aware way, but they gave me a pretty good indication and thanks I know how to spell ridiculous |
FreePizzaDay
08.01.12 | "the actual email from Drew spawned a brief but funny sputnik meme: "dude it's just rock and roll RELAX""
Holy shit you're right lol.
|
Puzzles
08.01.12 | "lol @ garbage users like maniac and puzzles yearning for sputnik '3 years ago'"
majority rules bitch |
CutMan
08.02.12 | Oh God, that guy was horrible. He WAS entertaining, though. |
Knott-
08.02.12 | The best thing you can say about the guy is that nobody would ever get away with impersonating him. |
ShitsofRain
05.29.14 | rip great user |
JWT155
02.13.15 | May we never forget. |
Jasdevi087
02.13.15 | rip 100% objectivity. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
02.13.15 | good bump |
VaxXi
02.13.15 | So when does the space jam film come out? |
JWT155
02.13.15 | I would kill for a new Space Jam. Starring Lebron, Kobe, Dwight Howard, CP3 as a State Farm Agent. Take my money. |
Storm In A Teacup
02.14.15 | Russell Westbrook 2015 Finals MVP |
widowslaugh123
12.15.18 | Come back |
Source
12.15.18 | lol |
Realm
03.14.19 | bye |
LOVEANDACCEPTANCE
03.14.19 | big rip |
Josh D.
03.14.19 | listening to CTTS in hell |
TheSpirit
08.08.19 | this thread is haunted |
Relinquished
08.08.19 | fuckin 9 years later jesus |
TheSpirit
08.08.19 | we've been here for too long |
Intothepit
08.08.19 | OMG this shit... |
Relinquished
08.08.19 | mx abandoned ship not long after so it's no better |
deathofasalesman
08.09.19 | just get out of here
scram |
SitarHero
08.09.19 | Lolwut? |
East Hastings
12.05.19 | miss you bud |
JohnnyoftheWell
12.05.19 | Oof |