| 4.0 excellent |
| Angelo Badalamenti Twin Peaks: Music From Season 2 And More |
| Aphex Twin Selected Ambient Works 85-92 |
| Aphex Twin Selected Ambient Works, Vol. II |
| Beck Odelay! |
| Bjork Homogenic |
| Bjork Vespertine |
| I had to bump this up to a four. Just had to. Sorry. It's so good. |
| Black Sabbath Master of Reality |
| Cake Prolonging The Magic |
| Cocteau Twins Treasure |
| Cocteau Twins Victorialand |
| David Bowie The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust... |
| David Bowie Low |
| David Bowie Aladdin Sane |
| David Bowie Heroes |
| Deftones White Pony |
| Deftones Around the Fur |
| Django Reinhardt The Best Of Django Reinhardt |
| Dmitri Shostakovich Piano Concerto No. 2 in F major, Op. 102 |
| Erik Satie Trois Gymnopedies |
| Erik Satie Gnossiennes |
| Flying Lotus Cosmogramma |
| Frederic Chopin Piano Concerto No. 2 in F minor, Op. 21 |
| Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas... |
| I've been re-listening to this album lately, and holy shit is it good. |
| Gustav Mahler Symphony No. 9 |
| Gustav Mahler Mahler - Complete Edition |
| GZA Liquid Swords |
| Henryk Mikolaj Gorecki Symphony No. 3, Op. 36 |
| Jimi Hendrix Band of Gypsys |
| Johannes Brahms Symphony No. 3 in F major, Op.90 |
| Johannes Brahms Cello Sonata No. 1 in E minor, Op. 38 |
| John Fahey Vol. 4: The Great San Bernardino Birthday Party |
| There are several weak tracks on this album. Fahey betrays a rare moment of weakness in his experimentation with psychedelic studio tricks (reverse tracks, a very poor duet with a flute, etc.), but this is all redeemed by the title-track. "The Great San Bernardino Birthday Party" is one of the most haunting and gorgeous tracks ever recorded. |
| Joy Division Closer |
| Joy Division Unknown Pleasures |
| Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV |
| Ludwig van Beethoven Symphony No. 5 in C minor, Op. 67 |
| Maurice Ravel Un Coeur en Hiver |
| Muse Absolution |
| New Order Power, Corruption and Lies |
| Nick Drake Pink Moon |
| Nirvana In Utero |
| Orbital In Sides |
| Pavement Slanted & Enchanted |
| Pixies Surfer Rosa |
| Quasimoto The Unseen |
| Radiohead OK Computer |
| Raekwon Only Built 4 Cuban Linx... |
| Richard Strauss Also sprach Zarathustra |
| Richard Wagner Der Ring des Nibelungen |
| Ride Nowhere |
| Sigur Ros ( ) |
| Sonic Youth Daydream Nation |
| Stereolab Emperor Tomato Ketchup |
| Stereolab Transient Random-Noise Bursts with Announcements |
| Talking Heads Speaking in Tongues |
| Tangerine Dream Ricochet |
| Tangerine Dream Atem |
| The Beach Boys Pet Sounds |
| The Doors The Doors |
| The Future Sound of London Dead Cities |
| The Orb Orbs Adventures Beyond the Ultraworld |
| The Orb U.F.Orb |
| The Pretenders Pretenders |
| The Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness |
| Third Eye Blind Third Eye Blind |
| This Mortal Coil It'll End in Tears |
| Unwound Leaves Turn Inside You |
| Violent Femmes The Violent Femmes |
| Weezer Pinkerton |
| Wilco Yankee Hotel Foxtrot |
| For a while I tried to hate this album, since an ex-girlfriend of mine really liked it. But it's an excellent album, at the end of the day. |
| Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Requiem in D minor, K. 626 |
| Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Symphony No. 25 in G minor, K. 183/173dB |
| Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Die Zauberflote, 'The Magic Flute', K. 620 |
| 2.0 poor |
| AFI Sing the Sorrow |
| AFI Decemberunderground |
| An Albatross The An Albatross Family Album |
| Animal Collective Merriweather Post Pavilion |
| AtavanHalen's hysterical celebration of the album's "yin-and-yang harmonies" and his obsequious praise of Animal Collective as "a group that is fearlessly eclectic and confrontingly experimental" must be viciously condemned. First of all, the group should not be congratulated for their "fearless eclecticism." They should rather be excoriated for their capriciousness. Secondly, AtavanHalen's excitement at these so-called "yin and yang" harmonies in Animal Collective's music can be seen as reflecting his own vapid eclecticism, since the yin and yang as a symbol of cosmic harmony is a typically dilettantish Western assimilation of an Eastern symbolism, thrilled by its exoticism. |
| At the Drive-In Relationship of Command |
| Atreyu The Curse |
| Bear vs. Shark Right Now You're in the Best of Hands |
| Blessthefall Witness |
| Circa Survive Juturna |
| Coheed and Cambria In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3 |
| Coheed and Cambria The Second Stage Turbine Blade |
| Coldplay X & Y |
| Converge Jane Doe |
| Death Cab for Cutie Transatlanticism |
| This is one of the most unbelievably overrated albums in history. |
| Deerhoof The Milk Man |
| Dimmu Borgir Enthrone Darkness Triumphant |
| DragonForce Sonic Firestorm |
| Fall Out Boy Take This To Your Grave |
| From Autumn To Ashes Too Bad You're Beautiful |
| From Autumn To Ashes The Fiction We Live |
| fun. Aim and Ignite |
| Gospel The Moon Is a Dead World |
| Hot Hot Heat Make Up the Breakdown |
| Iron Maiden The Number of the Beast |
| Iron Maiden Seventh Son of a Seventh Son |
| Judas Priest Screaming for Vengeance |
| Killswitch Engage Alive or Just Breathing |
| Margot and the Nuclear So and So's The Dust of Retreat |
| Megadeth Rust in Peace |
| Listen, I know this is Megadeth's best. It's just that Dave Mustaine's voice is SO TERRIBLE. I can appreciate how psychotic most of his songs are, but good God. Trust me, this is the highest rating I'm going to any Megadeth album. So it's going to be the only one I'll give a rating to. |
| Metallica Kill 'Em All |
| Metallica ...And Justice for All |
| Metallica ReLoad |
| Nirvana Bleach |
| Panic! At the Disco Pretty. Odd. |
| Paramore Brand New Eyes |
| Pink Floyd A Momentary Lapse of Reason |
| Poison the Well You Come Before You |
| Protest the Hero Kezia |
| Why does Sputnik like so many terrible bands that sound like this? |
| Radiohead Pablo Honey |
| Rainer Maria A Better Version of Me |
| painfully mediocre painfully mediocre painfully mediocre painfully mediocre painfully mediocre painfully mediocre painfully mediocre |
| Rites of Spring End on End |
| I've never understood all the praise that surrounds this album. A very weak album, from start to finish. My opinion is, of course, partially influenced by the fact that I think that they're wholly unfit to borrow the name of their band from Stravinskii's immortal score. |
| Starflyer 59 I Am The Portuguese Blues |
| Story of the Year Page Avenue |
| The Beatles With The Beatles |
| The Blood Brothers Crimes |
| The Blood Brothers March On Electric Children |
| The Decemberists Her Majesty the Decemberists |
| The Decemberists Castaways and Cutouts |
| The Decemberists The Crane Wife |
| The Decemberists The Hazards Of Love |
| The Hives Black And White Album |
| The Killers Sam's Town |
| The Smashing Pumpkins Machina II - Friends and Enemies of Modern Music |
| The Strokes First Impressions of Earth |
| The Vines Winning Days |
| Tool Lateralus |
| Tool Undertow |
| Tool Opiate |
| Vampire Weekend Vampire Weekend |
| Vampire Weekend Contra |
| Venom Black Metal |
| Weezer Maladroit |
| Weezer The Green Album |
| 1.5 very poor |
| An Albatross We Are The Lazer Viking |
| As I Lay Dying Shadows Are Security |
| As I Lay Dying The Powerless Rise |
| Atreyu Suicide Notes And Butterfly Kisses |
| Avenged Sevenfold City of Evil |
| Bal-Sagoth Battle Magic |
| Beneath The Sky In Loving Memory |
| Between the Buried and Me Colors |
| Boston Boston |
| This will always be one of the worst records I've ever heard |
| City of Caterpillar City of Caterpillar |
| Converge You Fail Me |
| Converge No Heroes |
| Converge Axe to Fall |
| Cradle of Filth Cruelty and the Beast |
| Deerhoof The Runners Four |
| Deftones Adrenaline |
| Dinosaur Feathers Fantasy Memorial |
| Emery ...In Shallow Seas We Sail |
just listened to this
my opinion of this is not surprising |
| Emperor Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk |
| Fall Out Boy From Under The Cork Tree |
| Iced Earth Something Wicked This Way Comes |
| Joan Baez (I Live) One Day at a Time |
| "I believe, in fact, that attempts to bring political protest together with 'popular music' -- that is, with entertainment music -- are for the following reason doomed from the start: The entire sphere of popular music, there even where it dresses itself up in a modernist guise, is to such a degree inseparable from the commodity character [Warencharakter], from consumption, from the cross-eyed transfixion with amusement, that attempts to outfit it with a new function remain entirely superficial. And I have to say that whenever somebody sets himself up, and for whatever reason accompanies maudlin music by singing something or other about Vietnam being unbearable -- I find, in fact, THIS SONG unbearable, in that by taking the horrendous and making it somehow consumable, it ends up wringing something like consumption-qualities out of it." - Adorno. Joan Baez gets Adornowned: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd7Fhaji8ow |
| Joanna Newsom The Milk-Eyed Mender |
| Worst fucking voice of all time. You hipster bastards will burn in hell for your sins against Reason, I swear it. DAMN YOU. DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL |
| Killswitch Engage The End of Heartache |
| Melt Banana Cell-Scape |
| I know there's the argument that one shouldn't rate a band belonging to a genre that he hates, but I don't fucking care. Ugh |
| Mercyful Fate Melissa |
| Metallica Load |
| My Chemical Romance Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge |
| Norma Jean O' God The Aftermath |
| Norma Jean The Anti Mother |
| Orchid Chaos Is Me |
| Orchid Dance Tonight! Revolution Tomorrow! |
| Orchid Totality |
| Panic! At the Disco A Fever You Can't Sweat Out |
| Planewreck reminded me that this was one of the worst things of all time |
| Pg. 99 Document #5 |
| Pink Floyd Atom Heart Mother |
| Sigh Imaginary Sonicscape |
| Soundtrack Mission Impossible 2 |
| The Beatles Beatles for Sale |
| The Blood Brothers ...Burn, Piano Island, Burn |
| I remember when this album came out it was all the rage. It's a thoroughly talentless album, though. |
| The Dillinger Escape Plan Option Paralysis |
| The Pax Cecilia Blessed Are The Bonds |
| The Postal Service Give Up |
| I legitimately despise this genre. People are right to claim that Owl City is worse than the Postal Service, but not simply for ripping them off. Owl City is worse for even WANTING to rip the Postal Service off in the first place. |
| The Smashing Pumpkins Gish |
| The Smashing Pumpkins Pisces Iscariot |
| The Used The Used |
| Weezer Make Believe |