2014: The Good, The Bad, and The Shitty
Loosely ranked. Some albums ive only heard once, some ive heard over 50 times, so no its rnot the most accurate representation of my 2014 but whatevs. take it or leave it |
| 100 |  | Black Tongue
Born Hanged
THE SHITTY. Oh Black Tongue, i dont know where to start. weve had a complicated relationship ever since you posted my
review on your fb and i thought it brought us closer than ever before. but alas, this album still sucks taint |
| 99 |  | King 810
Memoirs of a Murderer
Maybe this is worse than born hanged, I dont remember, and im too afraid to listen again to find out. band is ass |
| 98 |  | Traitors
Traitors
I dont even remember listening to or rating this. it mustve been pretty bad for me to give it a 1.5 though so here it is.
stay far away |
| 97 |  | Emmure
Eternal Enemies
Cmon, was anyone actually expecting for this to be good? |
| 96 |  | Skrillex
Recess
Skrillex thrills his fans by dropping his first full length, and its a heap of dogshit |
| 95 |  | Blood on the Dance Floor
Bitchcraft
Look at the band name. Look at the album name. Look at the album cover. Need i say more? |
| 94 |  | Robin Thicke
Paula
Fuck you, Robin Thicke. seriously what a douchebag. trying to get his ex wife back by writing her an album full of shitty
love songs. dick move, robin |
| 93 |  | Miss May I
Rise of the Lion |
| 92 |  | Maroon 5
V |
| 91 |  | Godsmack
1000hp
lol |
| 90 |  | Hellyeah
Blood for Blood
Their best album! and it still blows! |
| 89 |  | Issues
Issues
Cannot understand the appeal of this band for the life of me |
| 88 |  | Knife Party
Abandon Ship |
| 87 |  | As Blood Runs Black
Ground Zero |
| 86 |  | Nickelback
No Fixed Address
THE BAD. nothing overtly shitty or offensive- just bad. |
| 85 |  | The Acacia Strain
Coma Witch |
| 84 |  | Yes
Heaven and Earth |
| 83 |  | Darkest Hour
Darkest Hour |
| 82 |  | AC/DC
Rock or Bust
ill pick B. Bust, final answer |
| 81 |  | Psyborg Corp.
The Frozen Shrines of Obsydyana |
| 80 |  | Crown the Empire
The Resistance: Rise of the Runaways |
| 79 |  | Sonic Syndicate
Sonic Syndicate
light years better than we rule the night. still not very good |
| 78 |  | Of Mice and Men
Restoring Force |
| 77 |  | Insense
De:Evolution |
| 76 |  | Beartooth
Disgusting |
| 75 |  | BABYMETAL
Babymetal |
| 74 |  | Iggy Azalea
The New Classic
More like The New 2.0 Poor..hehget it cuz the sput rating system has 5 as clssic and this sucks so c: |
| 73 |  | Arch Enemy
War Eternal
Now we're getting into the meh section |
| 72 |  | In Flames
Siren Charms |
| 71 |  | Demotional
Tarassis
meh-good |
| 70 |  | Xerath
III |
| 69 |  | Cynic
Kindly Bent to Free Us
THE GOOD. anything past this point is worth hearing in my book |
| 68 |  | Swans
To Be Kind |
| 67 |  | Dysphoria
The Apogee |
| 66 |  | Whitechapel
Our Endless War |
| 65 |  | ZOM
Flesh Assimilation |
| 64 |  | Within the Ruins
Phenomena |
| 63 |  | Orbs
These People Are Animals |
| 62 |  | Young and in the Way
When Life Comes to Death |
| 61 |  | Agalloch
The Serpent and the Sphere |
| 60 |  | Rise Against
The Black Market |
| 59 |  | Killer Be Killed
Killer Be Killed |
| 58 |  | Hour of Penance
Regicide |
| 57 |  | Starkill
Virus of the Mind |
| 56 |  | Coldplay
Ghost Stories |
| 55 |  | Epica
The Quantum Enigma |
| 54 |  | Cloudkicker
Little Histories |
| 53 |  | Carcass
Surgical Remission/Surplus Steel |
| 52 |  | Septycal Gorge
Scourge of the Formless Breed
brutal dm |
| 51 |  | Cannibal Corpse
A Skeletal Domain |
| 50 |  | Neurotech
Infra Versus Ultra |
| 49 |  | Horrendous
Ecdysis |
| 48 |  | Job for a Cowboy
Sun Eater
Still cant believe how much this band improved |
| 47 |  | Aversions Crown
Tyrant |
| 46 |  | White Arms of Athena
White Arms of Athena |
| 45 |  | Air Raid
Point of Impact
Sounds like classic Iron Maiden/Dio style heavy metal. great stuff |
| 44 |  | Circa Survive
Descensus |
| 43 |  | Baring Teeth
Ghost Chorus Among Old Ruins |
| 42 |  | Thomas Giles
Modern Noise |
| 41 |  | Bloodbath
Grand Morbid Funeral |
| 40 |  | Ghost Brigade
IV - One with the Storm |
| 39 |  | Lacuna Coil
Broken Crown Halo |
| 38 |  | Incantation
Dirges of Elysium |
| 37 |  | Monuments
The Amanuensis |
| 36 |  | The Room Colored Charlatan
Primitives |
| 35 |  | GridLink
Longhena |
| 34 |  | Cult Leader
Nothing for Us Here |
| 33 |  | IQ
The Road of Bones |
| 32 |  | Barrows
Red Giant |
| 31 |  | Origin
Omnipresent |
| 30 |  | Godflesh
A World Lit Only by Fire |
| 29 |  | Revocation
Deathless |
| 28 |  | Lost Ubikyst in Apeiron
Abstruse Imbeciles Nailed on Slavery |
| 27 |  | Bloodshot Dawn
Demons |
| 26 |  | Haken
Restoration |
| 25 |  | Run the Jewels
Run the Jewels 2 |
| 24 |  | Nero di Marte
Derivae |
| 23 |  | Opeth
Pale Communion
I dont care what anyone says, this rules |
| 22 |  | Ne Obliviscaris
Citadel |
| 21 |  | Soen
Tellurian |
| 20 |  | Every Time I Die
From Parts Unknown |
| 19 |  | Creepoid
Creepoid |
| 18 |  | Inanimate Existence
A Never-Ending Cycle of Atonement |
| 17 |  | Musk Ox
Woodfall |
| 16 |  | Casualties of Cool
Casualties of Cool |
| 15 |  | Behemoth
The Satanist |
| 14 |  | Morbus Chron
Sweven
Sexy dm |
| 13 |  | Trophy Scars
Holy Vacants |
| 12 |  | Hoth
Oathbreaker
Everything about this just screams awesome |
| 11 |  | The Contortionist
Language
Theyre heading in the right direction. top notch prog metal |
| 10 |  | Interpol
El Pintor
Classic interpol...ahhh |
| 9 |  | Lord Mantis
Death Mask
Brutal, massive, immense, dense, other adjectives |
| 8 |  | Weezer
Everything Will Be Alright in the End
Posted enough in the thread the reasons why i love this, but to reiterate: its their best since pink (tied with maladroit at
the very least) and da vinci is the perfect single, period. first weezer album since pink without any filler. ty rivers |
| 7 |  | Saor
Aura
Okay I only heard this once a few hours ago but it was fucking amazing so here it is |
| 6 |  | Orgone
The Joyless Parson
So apparently this was released this year even though its been in the db reviewed since 2012. either way its great stuff |
| 5 | | Flying Lotus
You're Dead!
basically everything that was great about UtQC is improved and expounded on here. jazz fusiony electronic deliciousness.
never catch me/dead man's tetris |
| 4 |  | Dead Congregation
Promulgation of the Fall
riffs like a motherfucker |
| 3 |  | Aspherium
The Fall of Therenia
Already reviewed this beast- a prog melodeath cocktail that goes down easy and comes out fast. it rules is what im trying
to say |
| 2 |  | Fallujah
The Flesh Prevails
A worthy follow up to Nomadic, and thats all i wanted. tech death at its finest. |
| 1 |  | Animals As Leaders
The Joy of Motion
It feels weird calling this my aoty so I wont. I will say though that i enjoyed the shit out of this when it came out and still
play a good amount of these tracks regularly. phys ed, the woven web, crescent, the future that awaits me...brilliant
tracks |
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