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Halloween Movies Ranked

title says it all
10Jean Louis Costes
Fecal Master

Halloween II (Zombie) - fuck Rob Zombie. stick with making original horror movies. i liked the devils rejects and he definitely has a grasp on how to build atmosphere, but jesus did he shit all over Halloween's legacy with his movies. this movie had a couple brutal killings but thats it. godawful
Carnivorous Erection

Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers - Yayyy Paul Rudd's film debut and its this piece of shit excuse for a movie. donald pleasance was practically out of it the entire time and aside from the whole ritualistic bullshit storyline, this movie had the audacity to fuck with the Halloween theme.. and not in a good way like some of the sequels did by adding cool harmonies or simple effects. they made a full on industrial/metal remix of the thing. how are we supposed to take a halloween movie seriously when theres a fuckin guitar squeal every time Michael Myers comes on screen? also Rudds face when he sees michael for the first time... priceless
Metal Magic

Halloween: Resurrection - this movie i hardly remember and im sure theres a good reason for it. all i remember is a scene of Busta Rymes fighting Michael Myers which as awesome as that sounds, doesnt save the movie from being total ass
7Soundtrack (Film)
Halloween 2007

Halloween (Zombie) - some people really like this movie for some reason. i can kinda see the appeal. it gives more background to michael and his family, but my problem is that they showed wayyy too much michael. his whole appeal is being this evil soulless killer- the personification of evil - and in the movie hes portrayed as this angsty weird rebel fucktard that i just wanted to punch in the face. not good
6She Was the Universe
Else and Where

Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers - ehhh this movie had some stuff going for it. the atmosphere is one. unfortunately the characters were shit for the most part and the cops were as stupid as ever. also introduced the "man in black" which led into H6 developing the worst subplot of the series
Infra Versus Ultra

Halloween III: Season of the Witch - yeah, i liked this movie. it has no michael myers, go cry about it. its a damn good standalone movie and it actually had suspense and a cool story which is more than i can say for most of the other halloweens. also,
Strange Transmissions from the Neuralnomicon

Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers - this was enjoyable. added a different angle to the story- the kid, and i think they handled that really well. also michaels mask in this one looks creepy as fuck (not as good as the original mask but this was probably the best of the latter ones)
3Run the Jewels
Run the Jewels 2

Halloween H20: 20 Years Later - this movie brought back most of the things that made the early installments so good. the suspense of not knowing where the killer is, characters with actual personalities, an interesting setting, slowly building up atmosphere, etc. its not a perfect movie, far from it, but pretty great for what it is
2Nero Di Marte

Halloween II - almost as awesome as the original. in some ways its even better. very suspenseful, some fuckin intense scenes, and cmon, the last thing you want to see in a hospital is Michael Myers. poor bastards
1Soundtrack (Film)

Halloween - yeah i know, shocker. its a classic. it may not have been the first slasher movie (black christmas counts) and it may not be the best...or maybe it is. either way its a fuckin timeless movie that introduced the best horror theme known to man and birthed one of the most iconic, scariest villains of all time
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