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10 Worst Weezer Songs

Im one of the few people who think every Weezer album has some greatness in it. That said, theyve written some really shitty songs in their career and here are my 10 worst Weezer songs

'In the Mall' - It was hard picking a 10th for this because I actually like everything past this. It was between this, 'Odd Couple', and one of the many snoozers on Make Believe, but the chorus is so stupid I had to give this the number 10 spot
Death to False Metal

'Blowin' My Stack' - Generic, dull, meh. Not terrible by any means though
The Red Album

'Cold Dark World' - For me Weezer has and will always be Rivers and co. This just doesnt cut it. Its relaxing chorus is the only thing it has going for it
Death to False Metal

'Everyone' - One of their heavier ones, and also most redundant. Blah
The Red Album

'Automatic' - While 'Cold Dark World' had boring verses and a salvageable chorus, this song has very promising verses and a horrendous chorus. A 2 note riff and vox that belong in a post-grunge song, yuck. Still, we havent reached the awful yet
Make Believe

'Beverly Hills' - Yeah, duh. This is one fucker of a song for a couple reasons. One, it gets stuck in your head really quickly and if youve heard it once, itll always be in your head rattling around somewhere, and two, its the most generic boring shit you can imagine. Its just a blatant radio hit single- nothing more
The Red Album

'Everybody Get Dangerous' - This sounds like Weezer trying to pay homage to RHCP except instead of making the song groovy and fun, its one of the most mundane, frustrating songs theyve ever written. Bad bad bad

'Love Is the Answer' - Okay, I didnt think this was so bad at first because I like the George Harrison psychedelic vibe they were going for but jesus fuck is that chorus terrible. LOVE IS THE ANSWER, YOU HAVE GOT TO TRUST IN THE WORLD. Yeah keep them platitudes coming Rivers. Not to mention that snakecharmer bullshit or whatever it is. Horrible
Make Believe

'We Are All on Drugs' - No amount of drugs can make this song sound good
Make Believe

'My Best Friend' - Rivers, if this is how you honor your best friends then youve got to be the most sadomasochistic bastard alive. Sorry but how could anyone think that chorus was a good idea. YOURE MY BEST FRIEND, AND I LOVE YOU, AND I LOVE YOU, YES I DO. fuck that noise
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