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| Halloween Movies Ranked
title says it all | | 10 |  | Jean Louis Costes
Fecal Master
Halloween II (Zombie) - fuck Rob Zombie. stick with making original horror
movies. i liked the devils rejects and he definitely has a grasp on how to build
atmosphere, but jesus did he shit all over Halloween's legacy with his movies.
this movie had a couple brutal killings but thats it. godawful | | 9 |  | Regurgitate
Carnivorous Erection
Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers - Yayyy Paul Rudd's film debut and its
this piece of shit excuse for a movie. donald pleasance was practically out of it
the entire time and aside from the whole ritualistic bullshit storyline, this movie
had the audacity to fuck with the Halloween theme.. and not in a good way like
some of the sequels did by adding cool harmonies or simple effects. they made
a full on industrial/metal remix of the thing. how are we supposed to take
a halloween movie seriously when theres a fuckin guitar squeal every time
Michael Myers comes on screen? also Rudds face when he sees michael for the
first time... priceless | | 8 |  | Pantera
Metal Magic
Halloween: Resurrection - this movie i hardly remember and im sure theres a
good reason for it. all i remember is a scene of Busta Rymes fighting Michael
Myers which as awesome as that sounds, doesnt save the movie from being
total ass | | 7 |  | Soundtrack (Film)
Halloween 2007
Halloween (Zombie) - some people really like this movie for some reason. i can
kinda see the appeal. it gives more background to michael and his family, but
my problem is that they showed wayyy too much michael. his whole appeal is
being this evil soulless killer- the personification of evil - and in the movie hes
portrayed as this angsty weird rebel fucktard that i just wanted to punch in the
face. not good | | 6 |  | She Was the Universe
Else and Where
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers - ehhh this movie had some stuff
going for it. the atmosphere is one. unfortunately the characters were shit for
the most part and the cops were as stupid as ever. also introduced the "man in
black" which led into H6 developing the worst subplot of the series | | 5 |  | Neurotech
Infra Versus Ultra
Halloween III: Season of the Witch - yeah, i liked this movie. it has no michael
myers, go cry about it. its a damn good standalone movie and it actually had
suspense and a cool story which is more than i can say for most of the other
halloweens. also, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7-uC0LDllM | | 4 |  | Orbweaver
Strange Transmissions from the Neuralnomicon
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers - this was enjoyable. added a
different angle to the story- the kid, and i think they handled that really well.
also michaels mask in this one looks creepy as fuck (not as good as the original
mask but this was probably the best of the latter ones) | | 3 |  | Run the Jewels
Run the Jewels 2
Halloween H20: 20 Years Later - this movie brought back most of the things
that made the early installments so good. the suspense of not knowing where
the killer is, characters with actual personalities, an interesting setting, slowly
building up atmosphere, etc. its not a perfect movie, far from it, but pretty
great for what it is | | 2 |  | Nero Di Marte
Derivae
Halloween II - almost as awesome as the original. in some ways its even better.
very suspenseful, some fuckin intense scenes, and cmon, the last thing you
want to see in a hospital is Michael Myers. poor bastards | | 1 |  | Soundtrack (Film)
Halloween
Halloween - yeah i know, shocker. its a classic. it may not have been the first
slasher movie (black christmas counts) and it may not be the best...or maybe it
is. either way its a fuckin timeless movie that introduced the best horror theme
known to man and birthed one of the most iconic, scariest villains of all time | |
Insurrection
11.01.14 | in honor of michael myers | thacoconut94
11.01.14 | 1. Halloween: the night he came home (1978)
2. Halloween 5: the revenge of Michael Myers
3. Halloween 2: more of the night he came home
4. Halloween: h20
5. Halloween 4: the return of Michael Myers
6. Halloween 6: the curse of Michael Myers
7. Halloween 2 (2009)
8. Halloween (2007)
9. Halloween: resurrection
10. Halloween: season of the witch (awful)
Official titles n all | deathschool
11.01.14 | 1, 3, and 7are the only three I've seen. Probably the only ones I care to see. Of course the original is a classic. Scary as hell. | Insurrection
11.01.14 | ^you should see 2 at least. it picks up right where the original left off | thacoconut94
11.01.14 | 5 is an underrated gem, worth a watch aswell. Doesn't make sense without 4 though really... | wacknizzle
11.01.14 | 1 and 2 are best yeah. Halloween 3 is a decent movie yeah, but I've only seen it once. Halloween's 4 and 5 are pretty scary.
Fuck the Rob Zombie ones | ScuroFantasma
11.01.14 | holy shit the album covers for 9 and 10 are crazy | Chrisjon89
11.01.14 | can't recall too much of them aside from the original. never seen past H20. but i saw IV and V last year and liked one of those. and also a really cool opening credits sequence in one of them.
the Carpenter connection in this list reminds me I gotta see The Thing | tempest--
11.01.14 | I've actually only seen the first of this series, gotta watch the rest. The Thing is essential Chris.
Texas Chain Saw Massacre was before Black Christmas btw. | Tunaboy45
11.01.14 | I quite like the Zombie remake, but the sequel is shit. Obviously the original is the best. | LilLioness
11.01.14 | The Thing is better than Halloween. | Insurrection
11.01.14 | agreed but i dont really consider the thing or TCM slashers. i mean they have some basic slasher elements but TCM especially is much more about build up and disturbing imagery rather than a rampant psycho scaring and killing people
TCM is still the scariest movie ive ever seen though | adr
11.01.14 | all are terrible | Insurrection
11.01.14 | bad opinion |
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