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Week 12 Predictions

Sorry I'm late, I wish I could say it was because I was busy or something but I just forgot to send in my picks before Thursday night's Oakland-Kansas City tilt. I apologize to my die-hard readers. For what it's worth, I obviously picked the Raiders, so all of you may chalk me up a 1-0 predicting start to the week. And now on to business:

Browns 27, Falcons 14 (UPSET, but only because the stupid line favors the awful Falcons, who accidentally beat the horrid Panthers and currently sport the NFC South crown) BOLD PREDICTION: The Browns don't blow this, like they would have any of the last 50 or so seasons.
2Jimmy Eat World

Eagles 31, Titans 17 (but if there's anyone who can screw this up, it's Mark Sanchez)

Patriots 28, Lions 20 (So I don't want to go too far out on a limb or anything, but these Patriots...they're pretty good. Oh, and especially at home.)
Diamond Eyes

Packers 37, Vikings 16 (The Vikings are the hipsters of the NFL...they were getting clobbered by Green Bay [see 42-10, week 5] before it was the cool new thing to do)
5Manchester Orchestra
Simple Math

Colts 35, Jaguars 14 (Ahmad Bradshaw is out for the year and has been dropped from my fantasy squad, so now there is literally no reason at all to watch this game)
6The National
Trouble Will Find Me

Bengals 26, Texans 23 (does anyone really know if the Bengals are good or if they suck?)
All We Know Is Falling

Buccaneers 27, Bears 24 (UPSET PICK, Mike Evans will take a proverbial shit on this secondary...The Bears are actually the obvious choice to win this but I feel like I haven't been picking anything BOLD and Chicago is just the dysfunctional kind of mess that is fun to pick against)
Southern Air

Seahawks 27, Cardinals 23 (Would be an upset based off records, but the line says no...if the Cardinals get to 10-1 then it's like Nastrodamus said. Time to start prepping for the end.)
9Brand New

Chargers 27, Rams 17 (I want to believe in the Rams, but they're just a perpetual 7-9 type of franchise with a good defense that will occasionally ruin a championship-caliber squad's Sunday)
10Brand New
Deja Entendu

Dolphins 33, Broncos 24 (Does something just feel off about this year's Broncos team? Or is it just last week's debacle speaking?)
11Brand New
Your Favorite Weapon

49ers 26, Redskins 17 (this is that time of year where the 49ers inevitably put their early season struggles behind them, rattle off 7 or 8 straight wins, and then lose in devestating fashion during the's nice to know you can take comfort in the things that never change)
12Brand New
The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me

Giants 24, Cowboys 20 (UPSET, in every sense of it. It's almost the words of the great Jesse Lacey, the storm is coming, THE STORM IS COMING YEAH)
Kid A

BOLD PREDICTION: 5 or 6 feet of snow will fall on the city of Buffalo and the game won't happen until Monday. I'm taking the JETS in another big upset over the Bills, 24-21. In other news, and this is awkward, but I didn't count the number of games right this week (I guess bye weeks are over?) so I'll need to use this box to tell you that the Ravens will get me yet another UPSET with a win in New Orleans over the hapless Saints, 30-27.
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