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|Songs About Dicks|
"Hey Ladies" - "Me in the corner with a good looking daughter, I dropped my drawers
and it was welcome back Kotter"
Sir Lucious Left Foot
"Fo Yo Sorrows" - "In my chair, as I sit back smiling from ear to ear, with a fistful of
your girlfriend's hair, yes, she'll blow one tonight, fo' yo' sorrows"
"Cocoon" - "He slides inside, half awake half asleep, we faint back, into sleephood"
"Lover's Rock" - "A genuine lover takes off his clothes, and he can make a lover in a
thousand go's, an' she don't need that thing that she had, yeah to swallow, know what
I mean? oh"
Around The Fur
"Lhabia" - "It looks and feels great but look at what It's doing to you, but that's ok look
at how it feels"
Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo!
"Uncontrollable Urge" - Got an urge, got a surge and it's outta control now!, got an
urge I want to purge 'cause I'm losing con-trol, uncontrollable urge I want to tell you all
about it, got an uncontrollable urge let me, scream and shout it!"
|7||The Dillinger Escape Plan|
"Milk Lizard" - "Oh you're getting so sleepy tonight, and you wanna go home but you
don't have a ride, no time just taste won't touch for free, my salt your sweet"
"Take It As It Comes" - "Takes it easy, baby, take it as it comes, don't move too fast,
and you want your love to last, ah, you've been movin' much too fast"
"Deez Nuuuts" - "Hell naw bitch, you'd have a dick in your mouth!"
Seven and the Ragged Tiger
"The Reflex" - "Why don't you use it?, try not to bruise it?, buy time don't loose it"
The Marshall Mathers LP
"Ken Kaniff (skit)" - *sounds of your mother smacking*
|12||Faith No More|
"Be Aggressive" - "What someone else, would leave behind, and spit it out, let go to
waste, I claim is mine, you're my flavor of the week"
"Miracle In Inches" - "And again you'll find, a miracle in inches I know you will"
The 20/20 Experience
"Strawberry Bubblegum" - "If you'd be strawberry bubblegum, then I'd be your
"Squeeze Me Macaroni" - "Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna"
|16||My Bloody Valentine|
You Made Me Realise
"Slow" - "Feeling bad, feeling good, feeling like I never could, lick, lick, lick and suck,
suck, suck, I want it slow, slow, slow, slow"
|17||The Notorious B.I.G.|
Ready To Die
"Respect" - "But you know I don't do this."
|18||Queens Of The Stone Age|
"I'm Designer" - "You've made me an offer that I can refuse, 'cause either way I get
screwed, counter proposal: I go home and jerk off, uh"
"Penetration" - "Penetration, come and take me, come and take me, I'm alive, I'm
alive, I'm alive, I'll stick it out, babe, I'll stick it out, I'll be all fine, every time, penetrate"
"Caress Me Down" - "So she told me to come over and I took that trip, and then she
pulled out my mushroom tip, and when it came out it went drip drip drip, I didn?t know
she had that gi joe kung-fu grip"
To Be Kind
"A Little God In My Hands" - "Oh sucking lung: We'll never come, forever loving!
Forever waiting!, oh yeah!, oh yeah!, the universal mind!"
|22|| ||System Of A Down|
"Cigaro" - "My cock is much bigger than yours, my cock can walk right through the
door, with a feeling so pure, it's got you screaming back for more"
|23||Tyler The Creator|
"Bitch Suck Dick" - "Shut up bitch, suck my dick, you fuckin' bop, you better swallow it"
|24||A Wilhelm Scream|
"The Kids Can Eat A Bag Of Dicks" - "And the ones to resurrect sex and death bought
the copyright, they ate shit on the record. Did you get the mix right?, not quite."
|Happy Valentine's Day.|
I'll think of more after get stoned~~~
|Also I think fo yo sorrows is a goat too $hort hook|
|ONE OF MY FAVORITE RAPPERS HAPPENS TO BE TOO $HORT|
|I Cum Blood|
|too $hort has been directly cited as an influence in lyrics of so many good rappers. Dudes a legend|
|mr. bungle is the greatest shit ever|
|How is Mr. Jones not on this list?|
|I am a big man and I have a big gun|
|GOT ME A BIG OL DICK|
AND I LIKE TO HAVE FUN
|a little hairy at the start|
|needs King Missile - Detachable Penis|
|I can add other member contributions tomorrow.|
|come on guest|
YOU KNOW I NEED THAT WET MOUTH
I KNOW U NEED THAT REPTILE
|kanye has lines like that in all his songs|
|letlive. - We The Pros of Con|
"We'll use blood red for the flag
And since stars are for fags
Well instead we'll use our great big dicks
|"givin' bitches good dick so watcha want, so whatcha want? hey hey so watcha want?" - Jemini (Ghetto Pop Life)|
|Incubus - Stellar|
|You forgot Weenie Ride- Steel Panther.|
|i'm waving my dick in the wind|
i'm waving my dick in the wind
if it all goes right, i'll be in your arms tonight
i'm waving my dick in the wind
|Wheres All The Small Things?|
|fat boys did a song about nuts|
|Nine Inch Nails - Big Man with a Gun|
Bush - Testosterone
Like half of blink-182's songs
|I will never, ever include blink-182 on any of my lists. Fuck those guys.|
|Well "Squeeze Me Macaroni" is specifically about a really gross food and scat fetish, but close enough...|
|Some technical asshole always has to ruin the moment.|
Like the first girl you fucked in high school and she takes off her push-up bra...same kinda feeling. Thanks for ruining everything, Ars(e).
|"Waving my Dick in the Wind"|
"Put the Coke on My Dick"
"Suckin' Blood from the Devil's Dick"
"Flies on My Dick"
^Ween has a lot of dick themed songs now that I think about it...
|Sorry someguest! Should have gone with "The Girls of Porn." That one is all about Patton's dick. |
"Gonna take your ass for a weenie ride
Hold on tight 'cause I'm coming inside
It's better than a ferris wheel or a water slide
It's a weenie ride"
Also 3 may or may not be about sex/dicks. I know most of the songs from the album are sex related but some are slightly more cryptic.
| Captian Murphy-|
"far from human, take your pick of pickled sticks
I'll send your chick these naked pics to make her dream of nigger dicks"
transcribed not written dont ban me
|Body Count - Evil Dick|
|18 is a really catchy line. Love QOTA's clever wordplay. |
|Helmet - "Sinatra"|
"Had more fun/Took half the time/Cost three bucks/BUY A MAGAZIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE"