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 Lists
02.13.15 Songs About Dicks01.13.15 Someguest Gets Steamed
12.11.14 someguest Finds Purpose09.18.14 Metal Classics
09.15.14 Miss America Looks Like A Dog And Jon P09.07.14 The Unholy Trinity
09.05.14 The Unpaid Leave Is Over01.31.14 Cowboy Bebop Ranked
01.01.14 Someguest's 201311.14.13 An Analysis Of TMMLPII
09.27.13 Gravity (Spoilers)03.27.12 Botch
02.12.12 The Structure Of Religion11.13.11 Bookstore
06.24.11 Meet Someguest

Songs About Dicks
1Beastie Boys
Paul's Boutique


"Hey Ladies" - "Me in the corner with a good looking daughter, I dropped my drawers
and it was welcome back Kotter"
2Big Boi
Sir Lucious Left Foot


"Fo Yo Sorrows" - "In my chair, as I sit back smiling from ear to ear, with a fistful of
your girlfriend's hair, yes, she'll blow one tonight, fo' yo' sorrows"
3Bjork
Vespertine


"Cocoon" - "He slides inside, half awake half asleep, we faint back, into sleephood"
4The Clash
London Calling


"Lover's Rock" - "A genuine lover takes off his clothes, and he can make a lover in a
thousand go's, an' she don't need that thing that she had, yeah to swallow, know what
I mean? oh"
5Deftones
Around The Fur


"Lhabia" - "It looks and feels great but look at what It's doing to you, but that's ok look
at how it feels"
6Devo
Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo!


"Uncontrollable Urge" - Got an urge, got a surge and it's outta control now!, got an
urge I want to purge 'cause I'm losing con-trol, uncontrollable urge I want to tell you all
about it, got an uncontrollable urge let me, scream and shout it!"
7The Dillinger Escape Plan
Ire Works


"Milk Lizard" - "Oh you're getting so sleepy tonight, and you wanna go home but you
don't have a ride, no time just taste won't touch for free, my salt your sweet"
8The Doors
The Doors


"Take It As It Comes" - "Takes it easy, baby, take it as it comes, don't move too fast,
and you want your love to last, ah, you've been movin' much too fast"
9Dr. Dre
The Chronic


"Deez Nuuuts" - "Hell naw bitch, you'd have a dick in your mouth!"
10Duran Duran
Seven and the Ragged Tiger


"The Reflex" - "Why don't you use it?, try not to bruise it?, buy time don't loose it"
11Eminem
The Marshall Mathers LP


"Ken Kaniff (skit)" - *sounds of your mother smacking*
12Faith No More
Angel Dust


"Be Aggressive" - "What someone else, would leave behind, and spit it out, let go to
waste, I claim is mine, you're my flavor of the week"
13Glassjaw
Coloring Book


"Miracle In Inches" - "And again you'll find, a miracle in inches I know you will"
14Justin Timberlake
The 20/20 Experience


"Strawberry Bubblegum" - "If you'd be strawberry bubblegum, then I'd be your
blueberry lollipop"
15Mr. Bungle
Mr. Bungle


"Squeeze Me Macaroni" - "Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna"
16My Bloody Valentine
You Made Me Realise


"Slow" - "Feeling bad, feeling good, feeling like I never could, lick, lick, lick and suck,
suck, suck, I want it slow, slow, slow, slow"
17The Notorious B.I.G.
Ready To Die


"Respect" - "But you know I don't do this."
18Queens Of The Stone Age
Era Vulgaris


"I'm Designer" - "You've made me an offer that I can refuse, 'cause either way I get
screwed, counter proposal: I go home and jerk off, uh"
19The Stooges
Raw Power


"Penetration" - "Penetration, come and take me, come and take me, I'm alive, I'm
alive, I'm alive, I'll stick it out, babe, I'll stick it out, I'll be all fine, every time, penetrate"
20Sublime
Sublime


"Caress Me Down" - "So she told me to come over and I took that trip, and then she
pulled out my mushroom tip, and when it came out it went drip drip drip, I didn?t know
she had that gi joe kung-fu grip"
21Swans
To Be Kind


"A Little God In My Hands" - "Oh sucking lung: We'll never come, forever loving!
Forever waiting!, oh yeah!, oh yeah!, the universal mind!"
22 System Of A Down
Mesmerize


"Cigaro" - "My cock is much bigger than yours, my cock can walk right through the
door, with a feeling so pure, it's got you screaming back for more"
23Tyler The Creator
Goblin


"Bitch Suck Dick" - "Shut up bitch, suck my dick, you fuckin' bop, you better swallow it"
24A Wilhelm Scream
Ruiner


"The Kids Can Eat A Bag Of Dicks" - "And the ones to resurrect sex and death bought
the copyright, they ate shit on the record. Did you get the mix right?, not quite."
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