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White Albums

Something something comment about race something something
1The Beatles
The Beatles


My mom didn't even know the actual title of the album was self-titled when she was a
kid. I had to explain it to her; weird conversation.
2Kate Bush
Hounds of Love


troo artpop suck it gaga
3 Red
Innocence & Instinct


Commonly considered the band's best.
4Active Child
Rapor


This has grown off of me since last year, but I still dig it now and again.
5After the Burial
Wolves Within


Production sucks, but I like the instrumentation.
6Against Me!
Transgender Dysphoria Blues


punk as fuck
7The All-American Rejects
Move Along


Middle school jams ftw
8Aphex Twin
Selected Ambient Works 85-92


Just borrowed this from the library, expecting mind to be blown
9Attack Attack!
Someday Came Suddenly


lol this band lol crabcore. Hey, if it weren't for these guys, I wouldn't even have a
passing interest in good metalcore aka Converge and their ilk. Introductory genre band
101
10Avenged Sevenfold
Avenged Sevenfold


IMO A7X's worst album, even taking into account Hail to the King
11Basement Jaxx
Junto


"Never Say Never" got nominated for a Grammy, color me impressed
12Beck
Guero


Que onda guero?
13The Black Eyed Peas
The Beginning


lol BEP. This may very well be their worst, but it still has a tune or two I can kinda dig.
14blessthefall
Hollow Bodies


Not that I'm the hugest fan of this band, but what a letdown after Awakening. More
Sturgiscore
15blink-182
blink-182


We'll have Halloween on Christmas
16Bring Me the Horizon
Suicide Season


Despite what most Sputnikers think, I enjoy a lot of this album. Plus, "Chelsea Smile"
was one of my first metalcore songs. I will agree they've definitely improved since then.
17Chelsea Grin
Ashes to Ashes


Ignore the songs with vocals, and go straight to the instrumental tracks.
18Coldplay
A Rush of Blood to the Head


Yoooouuu arrreeeee
19 deadmau5
while(1


Joel, why are you not creating gapless mixes on the albums proper? RAT and FLoaBN
were nearly classics because of this. Stuff like this just ruins the cohesiveness of the
album as a whole. Frustrating
20 Death Grips
The Powers That B: Part 1 - Niggas on the Moon


Their worst album to date. This is coming from someone who enjoyed quite a bit of
Government Plates.
21Deftones
White Pony


moar like white brony, amiwrite?
22Dr. Dre
The Chronic


G-string funk
23EMF
Schubert Dip


Oh, ok, ok, ok, ok Bert. I'll clean it up so clean you wouldn't recognize it. HA!
24Emmure
Speaker of the Dead


Not saying much that this is one of the band's stronger efforts. Still has a jam or three. i
see a fire in the SKYYYYYYYYY
25Fates Warning
Darkness in a Different Light


Proggin ahrd
26Foster the People
Torches


One of the strongest 3.5s I've ever given out
27From First to Last
Heroine


Sonny, come back to reality when you were still useful as a musician
28The Front Bottoms
Rose


Dem lyrics
29The Game
The Documentary


ballin' ahrd. this. is. how. we. do.
30The Gaslight Anthem
Get Hurt


Heart or butt? I can't tell
31Gorillaz
Gorillaz


the future is comin on' ahrd
32Handsome Boy Modeling School
White People


dat guest list
33Hans Zimmer
The Simpsons Movie: The Music


Surprisingly great effort from latter-day Zimmer. THEEE SIIIIIMPSSOOOOOOONSSSS
34Jason Mraz
We Sing, We Dance, We Steal Things


He's yours.
35Jay-Z
Vol. 2: Hard Knock Life


Anyone seen the new Annie yet? Yeah, me neither.
36Jet
Get Born


Best copy of Iggy Pop ever
37Justin Timberlake
FutureSex/LoveSounds


Bringing pop music back since '06
38The KLF
The White Room


Old-school acid house ftw
39Lacuna Coil
Shallow Life


Band's worst album. Only worthy track is "Survive"
40Led Zeppelin
Led Zeppelin


Haven't heard the new remasters, anyone know how they compare to the old CD
versions?
41Linkin Park
Minutes to Midnight


Band's 2nd worst IMO (after Living Things), some great tunes here, some very
underdeveloped ones as well. A Thousand Suns still remains the best of latter-day LP.
42Massive Attack
Mezzanine


Caught in the jaws of life
43Maximo Park
A Certain Trigger


End credits of Stranger Than Fiction introduced me to this band, great movie
44MC Hammer
Greatest Hits


This album is too legit to ever quit.
45Metallica
Death Magnetic


Lol production. But seriously, despite that, I still think this is a great prog thrash
comeback record. Here's hoping they continue this musical path with their next album.
46Metric
Synthetica


Never got around to hearing this band's collaboration with Howard Shore for the
Cosmopolis OST, should get on that.
47Michael Jackson
Bad


Synth bass on "Speed Demon" mmm
48Mr. Bungle
California


What more needs to be said?
49Mudvayne
L.D. 50


SOILED
50Of Mice & Men
Of Mice & Men


Kinda liked it when it came out, but then the band made The Flood, so I have little
reason to pull this out again, only for nostalgic purposes. Ah, the summer of 2010.
51Paramore
Riot!


Quoting Refused was a genius move
52A Perfect Circle
Thirteenth Step


counting bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums
53Peter Gabriel
So


My dad owns this record.
54Phish
Billy Breathes


see above
55Pink Floyd
Wish You Were Here


shoutout to Rowan
56Porcupine Tree
In Absentia


raise the kids good, beat the kids good, and tie em Uuuuuuuup
57The Quitters
Contributing to Erosion


Seriously great punk record from this year, ya'll need to check it out
58Radiohead
OK Computer


classic
59Red Hot Chili Peppers
Blood Sugar Sex Magik


see above
60Rihanna
Talk That Talk


album sux
61Rise Against
The Black Market


lol latter-day Rise Against
62Royal Blood
Royal Blood


Not sure why everyone's praising the production on this, it's compressed as fuck
63Seal
Seal


But we're never gonna survive unless we get a little crazy
64Shabazz Palaces
Lese Majesty


one of my rap LPs of the year
65Shania Twain
Up!


sheeee's. noooot. just a pretty faaace.
66Skrillex
Bangarang


album is shit lol butts
67Sleeping with Sirens
Feel


see above
68Slipknot
Iowa


A nu-metal classic IMO
69Smashing Pumpkins
Siamese Dream


LET ME OOOOOOUUUTT
70Son of Aurelius
Under a Western Sun


moar proggin ahrd
71Sting
The Soul Cages


QSound is the greatest invention ever
72Switchfoot
Oh! Gravity.


Saw these guys supporting this album, great concert, shame they went downhill
afterwards
73System of a Down
Steal This Album!


I bought this album at a Barnes & Noble, does that make me a hypocrite?
74Thrice
The Artist in the Ambulance


New Thrice 2015 Half-Life 3 confirmed
75Thursday
Full Collapse


No new Thursday 2015 :(
76Weird Al Yankovic
Bad Hair Day


Toyland, toyland...
77XTC
Apple Venus Pt. 1


My dad owns this record [2324554324]
78The xx
Coexist


Not as strong as the debut IMO
79YG
My Krazy Life


AY. AY. AY. AY. AY. AY. AY. (every DJ Mustard production)
80Thirty Seconds to Mars
30 Seconds to Mars


They better not disappoint with their next album, I don't know how much more my heart
can handle
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