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Average Rating: 3.81
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Deafheaven Sunbather4.5
Anberlin Devotion5.0
Dustin Kensrue The Water and the Blood4.0
Dustin Kensrue Please Come Home3.5
O'Brother Disillusion5.0
I've been waiting for new O'Brother since I first saw them live on the Thrice farewell tour. Their debut album Garden Window was phenomenal, but Disillusion is simply better in every single possible way, especially songs like Come Into The Divide and Perilous Love. The notion that Disillusion is a sophomore record unbelievable, when taking into account the maturity and skill and musicianship evident in this album. While listening, I couldn't stop grinning ear to ear. This is what I've been waiting for.
Tanner Merritt Doubt3.0
Shai Hulud Reach Beyond the Sun3.0
Justin Timberlake The 20/20 Experience4.0
Gotic Escenes3.0
Crooks Nevermore4.0
Igorrr Hallelujah4.0
Children of God Coup De Grace3.5
Children of God We Set Fire to the Sky4.0
Cerce Cerce3.0
Giles Corey Deconstructionist3.0
Laying in bed while listening to this on a pair of good headphones reminds of having an MRI done.
Iceage You're Nothing3.0
Deltron 3030 Deltron 30304.0
The Dissociatives The Dissociatives4.0
Psychothermia Fall To The Rising Sun3.0
Filter Title Of Record4.0
Coheed and Cambria The Afterman: Ascension2.5
Coheed and Cambria The Afterman: Descension2.5
Shone Heat Thing3.0
Wil Wagner Laika4.5
Kvelertak Kvelertak4.0
Sergei Rachmaninoff Piano Concerto No. 4 in G minor, Op. 405.0
Sergei Rachmaninoff Preludes, Op. 325.0
Sergei Rachmaninoff Piano Concerto No. 3 in D minor, Op. 305.0
Sergei Rachmaninoff Preludes, Op. 235.0
Sergei Rachmaninoff Piano Concerto No. 2 in C minor, Op. 185.0
Sergei Rachmaninoff Piano Concerto No. 1 in F♯ minor, Op. 15.0
The Number Twelve Looks Like You Worse Than Alone5.0
The Number Twelve Looks Like You Mongrel5.0
The Number Twelve Looks Like You Nuclear. Sad. Nuclear.5.0
The Number Twelve Looks Like You Put On Your Rosy Red Glasses5.0
Pomegranate Tiger Entities3.5
Ducktails The Flower Lane2.5
Greeley Estates Outside of This2.0
Sparta Threes3.0
Sparta Wiretap Scars3.5
Sparta Porcelain3.5
An Arrow to the Knee Getting Over Thunderdome1.0
Air Review Low Wishes4.0
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club Howl3.5
Diamond Rings Free Dimensional3.0
Circle Takes the Square Decompositions: Volume Number One3.0
Andrew W.K. I Get Wet3.5
The Weeknd Trilogy4.0
Aaron Lewis The Road1.5
Green Day iDOS!1.0
Underoath Define the Great Line5.0
Creed Weathered3.5
Neurosis Times of Grace4.5
Bon Iver Bon Iver, Bon Iver3.5
Colin Stetson New History Warfare Vol 2: Judges4.0
Deftones White Pony4.0
Deftones Diamond Eyes4.5
As Tall As Lions As Tall As Lions5.0
Neurosis Honor Found in Decay3.5
Deftones Koi No Yokan4.0
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F♯ A♯ ∞5.0
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven5.0
Converge Jane Doe4.5
Converge You Fail Me3.5
Converge No Heroes3.0
Converge Axe to Fall3.5
Converge All We Love We Leave Behind4.0
Anberlin Vital5.0
This album is so good. Most definitely my album of the year, of the past two years, maybe five years.
Circle Takes the Square As the Roots Undo2.5
Grizzly Bear Shields4.5
Ash Borer Cold of Ages4.0
White Arms of Athena Astrodrama4.0
The Classic Crime Phoenix4.5
Circa Survive On Letting Go3.5
Circa Survive Violent Waves3.5
Swans Children of God5.0
Fuel Natural Selection4.0
Fuel Sunburn4.5
Fuel Something Like Human5.0
Super Snake Summer Girls3.5
Eminem Recovery3.0
Eminem The Eminem Show3.5
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP5.0
Eminem The Slim Shady LP4.0
Eminem Infinite3.0
Childish Gambino Camp3.5
Frank Ocean channel ORANGE4.5
The Gaslight Anthem Handwritten4.5
The Gaslight Anthem Sink or Swim4.0
The Gaslight Anthem American Slang4.0
The Gaslight Anthem The '59 Sound5.0
Circa Survive Blue Sky Noise4.0
Circa Survive Juturna4.0
Eleventh He Reaches London Hollow Be My Name4.0
State Faults Desolate Peaks4.0
Zelliack Noir Tone4.0
Crevice Peering3.5
Masterful guitar playing and serviceable vocals make this acoustic death album an entertaining listening.
Rush Clockwork Angels4.0
Grizzly Bear Horn of Plenty4.0
Grizzly Bear Yellow House4.5
Grizzly Bear Veckatimest5.0
Crevice In Between3.5
Hoobastank Hoobastank3.0
Only a 3 because of certain memories that have to do with certain things that I don't want to sound off about. Thank you.
Art By Numbers Reticence: The Musical3.5
Art By Numbers' vocalist sounding a lot like Stephen Christian of Anberlin = win
mewithoutYou A to B: Life4.0
mewithoutYou Catch For Us the Foxes4.5
mewithoutYou It's All Crazy! It's All False! It's All A Dream! It's Alright!3.5
mewithoutYou Brother, Sister5.0
mewithoutYou Ten Stories4.0
O'Brother Garden Window5.0
O'Brother The Death of Day5.0
Fear Before The Always Open Mouth4.5
Torture Chain Time is but a Doorway to the Incinerator4.0
Fantastimo Fantastimo Journey5.0
The myriad sounds heard here--sometimes
delightfully optimistic, sometimes as dark as a
cavern, always deeply moving and hypnotic--serve to
make the songs seem much shorter than they really
are: this magnificent EP will be over before you know
it and you will feel compelled to press play again,
immersing yourself in the sonic voyage anew. This
will be played, end to end, ad infinitum, for the rest
of your life. Such is the power of Fantastimo.
Coheed and Cambria Year of the Black Rainbow4.5
Coheed and Cambria No World for Tomorrow3.0
Coheed and Cambria From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness3.5
Coheed and Cambria In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 34.0
Coheed and Cambria The Second Stage Turbine Blade3.5
Brie Larson Finally Out of P.E.5.0
Coma Cinema Blue Suicide3.5
Death Grips The Money Store4.0
The Mayan Factor In Lake 'CH3.5
The Mayan Factor 444.0
Ashes Divide Keep Telling Myself It's Alright3.5
A Perfect Circle Thirteenth Step4.0
A Perfect Circle Mer de Noms4.5
Hellyeah Stampede2.0
Hellyeah Hellyeah2.5
Mudvayne Mudvayne3.5
Mudvayne The New Game3.0
Mudvayne Lost and Found4.0
Mudvayne The End of All Things to Come5.0
Mudvayne L.D. 504.5
Rush 21124.5
We are the Priests of the Temples of SyrinxrOur great computers fill the hallowed hallsrWe are the Priests of the Temples of SyrinxrAll the gifts of life are held within our walls
Rush A Farewell to Kings4.0
Cities full of hatred, fear, and liesrWithered hearts and cruel tormented eyesrScheming demons dressed in kingly guiserBeating down the multitude and scoffing at the wiserCan't we raise our eyes and make a start?rCan't we find the minds to lead us closer to the heart?
Rush Hemispheres4.5
Rush Moving Pictures5.0
Rush Snakes & Arrows3.5
Neurosis Through Silver in Blood5.0
Loma Prieta I.V.4.5
M. Ward Post-War4.0
Jacobi Wichita Bonez Malone4.0
Bear in Heaven Beast Rest Forth Mouth4.0
Shinedown Amaryllis2.5
Shinedown The Sound of Madness3.5
Shinedown Us and Them3.0
Shinedown Leave a Whisper3.5
Amia Venera Landscape The Long Procession3.5
Titus Andronicus The Monitor5.0
Tau Tau Eyelids5.0
Brand New Daisy4.0
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me4.5
Brand New Deja Entendu3.5
Brand New Your Favorite Weapon3.0
The Used Maybe Memories3.0
The Used Berth3.5
The Used Artwork2.5
The Used Lies for the Liars3.0
The Used In Love and Death3.5
The Used The Used4.0
Love Through Cannibalism Metapodestroyer5.0
Design the Skyline Nevaeh2.0
Hollow Leg Instinct3.0
Slices Still Cruising4.0
Pyramids Pyramids3.0
The Wooden Sky City Of Light3.5
Nice folk band from Canada whose vocalist sounds a lot like Dustin Kensrue
Liberteer Better to Die on Your Feet...3.5
Fire In The Cave Fire In the Cave4.0
Tool Lateralus4.5
The Bled Heat Fetish3.0
Heat Fetish lacks the youthful exuberance of Pass The Flask and the progressive creativity of Found In The Flood, though it shares the same mediocrity as Silent Treatment.
Trophy Scars Bad Luck4.0
Trophy Scars Alphabet Alphabets4.5
Every Time I Die Ex Lives3.0
Lol the average rating is too high, we need more threes
The Zutons Who Killed The Zutons3.5
Nickelback Dark Horse1.5
Nickelback Here and Now1.0
Nickelback All the Right Reasons2.0
Glassjaw Coloring Book3.5
Glassjaw Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Silence4.5
Glassjaw Worship and Tribute5.0
letlive. Fake History4.5
Everything in moderation; often the brilliance is swept away in a whirlwind.
Pianos Become the Teeth Saltwater3.5
Pianos Become the Teeth Old Pride4.0
fun. Aim and Ignite5.0
fun. Some Nights4.0
dredg Orph3.0
dredg Conscious2.5
dredg Chuckles and Mr. Squeezy3.0
dredg The Pariah, The Parrot, The Delusion4.0
dredg Catch Without Arms4.5
dredg El Cielo5.0
dredg Leitmotif3.5
The Bled Found in the Flood5.0
The Bled Pass the Flask5.0
Thomas Giles Pulse3.5
Draughts of ineffective experimentation are mitigated by such poignant odes as "Scared" and "Mr. Bird," whose soft palettes reverberate like chromatic pulses in the dark.
Courtships The Feral Sound3.5
Thrice First Impressions2.5
Thrice Daytrotter Sessions3.5
The Weeknd Echoes of Silence4.5
Nirvana Nevermind3.0
Nirvana In Utero5.0
Korn Untouchables2.5
Daniel Striped Tiger Condition4.0
Yaphet Kotto We Bury Our Dead Alive3.5
Yaphet Kotto The Killer Was in the Government Blankets4.0
Wow, Owls! Pee Sout3.5
Wow, Owls! Pick Your Patterns3.5
Majority Rule Emergency Numbers3.5
Maximillian Colby Discography4.0
Korn The Path of Totality2.0
It's not the worst thing ever made. There, that's the best I can say about it.
Ash Borer Ash Borer4.0
Pianos Become the Teeth The Lack Long After5.0
Shabazz Palaces Black Up4.0
Jonny Craig A Dream Is A Question You Don't Know How To Answer2.5
James Blake James Blake4.0
Flying Lotus Cosmogramma3.0
Mastodon Crack the Skye4.0
Mumford and Sons Sigh No More3.0
Cage The Elephant Thank You Happy Birthday2.5
Nickelback Silver Side Up2.5
Off Minor The Heat Death of the Universe5.0
Caleb McAlpine Science Fiction3.0
BATS Red In Tooth and Claw4.0
Johnny Cash American IV: The Man Comes Around4.5
The Antlers Uprooted3.5
Coldplay LeftRightLeftRightLeft3.5
Coldplay Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends4.0
Augustana Can't Love, Can't Hurt3.5
Augustana All the Stars and Boulevards3.0
Anberlin Blueprints for the Black Market2.5
Anberlin Never Take Friendship Personal3.0
Thrice Identity Crisis2.5
Thrice The Illusion of Safety4.0
Thrice Major/Minor5.0
I don't think anyone expected this album to be so good. In truth, it's flawless.
From First to Last Heroine3.5
From First to Last Dear Diary, My Teen Angst Has a Body Count5.0
Howard Shore The Return of the King5.0
Howard Shore The Fellowship of the Ring5.0
Howard Shore The Two Towers5.0
The Weeknd Thursday4.0
Grouper A I A5.0
Trophy Scars Darkness, Oh Hell5.0
Opeth Blackwater Park4.5
Blackwater Park begins excellently but grows decidedly weaker as the album progresses. Rating the first few songs alone, I would give it a perfect five.
Opeth Still Life5.0
Trophy Scars Never Born, Never Dead5.0
Flaw Through the Eyes3.5
The Weeknd House of Balloons5.0
The Human Abstract Digital Veil4.0
Initially I rated this a four. Perhaps I had succumbed to the 'everything is relative' phenomenon. Digital Veil is infinitely superior to Midheaven. Travis Richter is infinitely better than Nathan Ells. Digital Veil is the Mona Lisa to Midheaven's Crayola scribbles. Digital Veil is a masterpiece when compared to the garbage that is Midheaven. But, ultimately, Digital Veil is only good.
The Human Abstract Nocturne3.5
The Human Abstract Midheaven3.0
This is funny, I don't care who you are! Up there with the best comedic performances!
Between the Buried and Me Colors_Live3.5
Colors_Live is only as good as Colors will ever be, which begs the question: Why does Colors_Live exist? Other than Tommy Rogers addressing the crowd a couple times, there are no real differences between this and Colors.
Between the Buried and Me The Parallax: Hypersleep Dialogues3.0
Between the Buried and Me The Silent Circus5.0
Between the Buried and Me Alaska5.0
Between the Buried and Me Colors4.0
Between the Buried and Me The Great Misdirect3.5
Fair to Midland Fables From a Mayfly: What I Tell You Three Times is True3.5
Bon Iver Blood Bank4.0
Bon Iver For Emma, Forever Ago4.5
The Antlers Burst Apart3.0
The Antlers Hospice5.0
The Antlers In the Attic of the Universe3.0
Thrice The Artist in the Ambulance4.5
Thrice Vheissu3.5
Thrice The Alchemy Index Vols. I & II4.5
Thrice The Alchemy Index Vols. III & IV3.5
Thrice Beggars4.0
Silverchair The Best Of: Vol. 13.0
Silverchair Frogstomp3.0
Silverchair Freak Show3.0
Silverchair Neon Ballroom5.0
Silverchair Diorama4.5
Silverchair Young Modern3.5
Anberlin Dark Is the Way, Light Is a Place4.0
Anberlin New Surrender3.5
Anberlin Cities4.5
Defeater Lost Ground5.0
Pearl Jam Vs.4.5
Mastodon Leviathan5.0
Although Leviathan was inspired by Herman
Melville's great American novel Moby-Dick and not
the biblical tale of Jonah and the whale, the album
envelopes you much in the same way as the whale
swallows the man: you cannot escape its clutch, but
you will emerge as a changed man.
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