| Suicide Silence Ending Is the Beginning | 3.5 |
| All That Remains Madness | 3.0 |
| They sound a little inspired again at least, it's not saying much though. Average alternative metal. |
| Our Last Night Oak Island Acoustic | 3.5 |
| Upon a Burning Body The World Is My Enemy Now | 2.5 |
| Between the Buried and Me The Parallax II: Future Sequence | 3.0 |
| Godspeed You! Black Emperor Yanqui U.X.O. | 3.5 |
| King 810 Midwest Monsters | 1.5 |
| Green Day Uno... Dos... Tré! | 2.5 |
| Green Day Bullet In A Bible | 3.5 |
| ERRA Augment | 3.5 |
| The Dillinger Escape Plan Miss Machine | 3.5 |
| Jared Dines The Light | 3.0 |
| The Flatliners Inviting Light | 3.0 |
| Jarrod Alonge BADH Deluxe Ultra-Limited Exclusive Undead Edition | 4.0 |
| My Enemies and I Sick World | 3.5 |
| Tyler Carter Leave Your Love | 3.0 |
| Blackbear digital druglord | 3.5 |
| Shadow Of Intent Reclaimer | 4.0 |
| August Burns Red Sleddin' Hill | 3.5 |
| The Bunny The Bear The Way We Rust | 3.0 |
| Gorillaz Humanz | 2.5 |
| Farewell, My Love Mirror Mirror | 1.5 |
| Botch American Nervoso | 3.0 |
| John Williams Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets | 3.5 |
| Riding Alone for Thousands of Miles a boldogság minden reményét elragadták | 4.0 |
| Mastodon Once More 'Round the Sun | 3.0 |
| Kendrick Lamar untitled unmastered. | 3.5 |
| Incubus (USA-CA) Light Grenades | 3.0 |
| Jeffree Star Concealer | 2.0 |
| Dance Gavin Dance Dance Gavin Dance (Instrumental Demos) | 3.0 |
| John Williams Star Wars, Episode I: The Phantom Menace | 4.0 |
| Brothers Grimm All Is Well | 3.0 |
| Onision Onision | 1.0 |
| 3deep5me |
| The Royal Seven | 4.0 |
| Matty Mullins Matty Mullins | 3.0 |
| BackWordz Veracity | 4.0 |
| Alan Silvestri Forrest Gump | 3.5 |
| Avenged Sevenfold 1999 Demo | 2.5 |
| Danny Elfman Edward Scissorhands | 3.5 |
| Danny Elfman Hellboy II: The Golden Army | 3.5 |
| Danny Elfman Frankenweenie | 3.0 |
| Rhapsody of Fire Symphony of Enchanted Lands II | 3.5 |
| Frederic Chopin Preludes, Op. 28 | 4.0 |
| Soundtrack (Television) Yu-Gi-Oh! Music to Duel By | 3.0 |
| Frederic Chopin Nocturnes, Op. 9 | 4.0 |
| Ludwig van Beethoven "Pathétique" Piano Sonata No. 8 in C minor, Op. 13 | 4.0 |
| Johann Sebastian Bach Harpsichord Concerto No. 5 in F minor, BWV 1056 | 3.5 |
| Claude Debussy Préludes, Book I, L. 117 | 4.0 |
| Erik Satie Gnossiennes | 4.0 |
| Hans Zimmer Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End | 3.5 |
| Pyotr Tchaikovsky The Nutcracker, Op. 71 | 3.5 |
| John Williams Jurassic Park: The Lost World | 3.5 |
| John Williams Star Wars, Episode II: Attack of the Clones | 4.0 |
| John Williams Jurassic Park | 4.5 |
| John Williams Schindler's List | 4.0 |
| John Williams Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone | 4.5 |
| John Williams Star Wars, Episode III: Revenge of the Sith | 5.0 |
| Hands down the best score, and the best film in the franchise. |
| John Williams Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull | 2.5 |
| John Williams Star Wars: The Force Awakens | 3.5 |
| The Contortionist Exoplanet (Redux) | 3.5 |
| Dario Marianelli V for Vendetta | 3.5 |
| Dario Marianelli Pride & Prejudice | 3.5 |
| Sonic Syndicate Sonic Syndicate EP | 3.0 |
| Etienne Sin Behold The Renaissance | 1.0 |
| Kendrick Lamar To Pimp a Butterfly | 3.5 |
| Dustin O'Halloran Vorleben | 4.0 |
| Gorillaz Gorillaz | 3.0 |
| The Maine Lovely Little Lonely | 3.5 |
| Jeremy Soule Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind Soundtrack | 3.5 |
| Jeremy Soule Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Soundtrack | 4.0 |
| Jeremy Soule The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Soundtrack | 5.0 |
| John Mayer The Search for Everything | 3.0 |
| Soundtrack (Film) Avengers Assemble | 4.0 |
| Soundtrack (Film) The Lone Ranger: Wanted | 2.5 |
| VCTMS Vol. II: Inside the Mind | 3.5 |
| Kendrick Lamar DAMN. | 3.0 |
| Boys of Fall Thank You and Goodbye | 4.0 |
| Oceans Ate Alaska Into the Deep | 3.0 |
| The Dead Rabbitts The Emptiness | 4.0 |
| Mastodon Emperor of Sand | 3.5 |
| Toby Driver Madonnawhore | 3.0 |
| Blessthefall Blessthefall | 3.0 |
| Dead by April Worlds Collide | 4.0 |
| First great thing they've put out since their debut, a wonderful return to form for these guys. |
| The Chainsmokers Memories...Do Not Open | 1.0 |
| Demon Hunter The Triptych | 3.5 |
| System of a Down Lonely Day | 3.5 |
| The New Age Think Too Much; Feel Too Little | 4.0 |
| Body Count Bloodlust | 3.5 |
| Ulver The Assassination of Julius Caesar | 3.5 |
| Mudvayne L.D. 50 | 3.5 |
| Korn Follow the Leader | 3.5 |
| Vegeta 95 American Dragon Ball | 3.5 |
| Wear Your Wounds WYW | 2.5 |
| In Hearts Wake Earthwalker | 3.0 |
| The Beach Boys Summer in Paradise | 1.0 |
| Queensryche Condition Human | 3.5 |
| Queensryche Frequency Unknown (Deluxe Edition) | 1.0 |
| Chihei Hatakeyama Void XI | 3.5 |
| Yo-Yo Ma Yo-Yo Ma Plays Ennio Morricone | 4.0 |
| Kalmah Swamplord | 3.5 |
| Arch Enemy War Eternal | 2.5 |
| messFX Eleven | 3.5 |
| Andrea Bocelli Bocelli | 4.0 |
| Josh Groban Illuminations | 3.5 |
| Carnifex Slow Death | 3.5 |
| Coldplay Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends | 3.0 |
| Our Lady Peace Gravity | 3.5 |
| Demon Hunter Storm the Gates of Hell | 3.5 |
| The Everyday Anthem Nobodies | 4.0 |
| Weird Al Yankovic Alpocalypse | 3.5 |
| Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon | 3.0 |
| Demon Hunter Outlive | 3.5 |
| Porno For Pyros Porno For Pyros | 2.5 |
| Falling in Reverse Coming Home | 5.0 |
| Ronnie finally lets go, and the new sound uplifts this new side of him so well. Everything has undergone a drastic improvement all the way down to the stylistic choices in the songwriting. |
| Nightrage The Venomous | 3.5 |
| Soundtrack (Film) Iron Man 3: Heroes Fall | 2.0 |
| Soundtrack (Film) Django Unchained | 3.5 |
| Iggy Azalea The New Classic | 2.0 |
| Snoop Lion Reincarnated | 3.0 |
| Sick Puppies Tri-Polar | 3.5 |
| Ludwig van Beethoven Piano Sonata No14 C-sharp minor,Op.27No2 | 4.0 |
| Daft Punk Random Access Memories | 3.0 |
| Gorillaz Demon Days | 3.0 |
| Deaf Havana All These Countless Nights | 3.0 |
| Jon Bellion The Human Condition | 1.0 |
| One of the most repetitive, nonsensical, and straight up pretentious albums to come out of 2016. |
| Gift Giver Shitlife | 2.5 |
| Gideon Calloused | 3.0 |
| For the Fallen Dreams Back Burner | 3.0 |
| In Hearts Wake Divination | 3.0 |
| Boston Boston | 4.0 |
| The xx Coexist | 3.5 |
| The xx xx | 3.5 |
| James Blunt The Afterlove | 1.0 |
| While She Sleeps You Are We | 4.0 |
| I know you are, but what am I? |
| Northlane Mesmer | 3.5 |
| Kill Hannah Until Theres Nothing Left Of Us | 3.5 |
| sleepmakeswaves Made Of Breath Only | 4.0 |
| Soundtrack (Film) The Great Gatsby (Music from Baz Luhrmann's Film) | 3.5 |
| Soundtrack (Film) Man of Steel | 3.0 |
| Soundtrack (Film) Divergent | 2.5 |
| Soundtrack (Film) Kung Fury (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) | 3.5 |
| Creed Weathered | 2.5 |
| Soundtrack (Film) Transformers - Age of Extinction | 1.5 |
| Charlotte Newell Defiled | 3.0 |
| Converge When Forever Comes Crashing | 3.5 |
| Bebe Rexha All Your Fault | 1.0 |
| Boosting my objectivity is all your fault Bebe, agreed. |
| Meshuggah Contradictions Collapse | 2.5 |
| Upon This Dawning To Keep Us Safe | 3.0 |
| Upon This Dawning We Are All Sinners | 3.5 |
| Cold Climb It Fade | 3.0 |
| All That Remains 1999 Demo | 2.5 |
| Shawn Mendes Illuminate | 1.0 |
| I Declare War Songs for the Sick | 1.5 |
| I Declare Tantrums - Songs For The Angsty |
| American Authors What We Live For | 1.5 |
| Wu-Tang Clan Once Upon a Time in Shaolin | 1.0 |
| A Day To Remember And Their Name Was Treason | 3.5 |
| Charli XCX Vroom Vroom | 1.5 |
| Tool Undertow | 2.5 |
| Taking Back Sunday Tell All Your Friends | 3.5 |
| The Cab Whisper War | 2.5 |
| Papa Roach Time For Annihilation | 2.5 |
| Demon Hunter True Defiance | 3.5 |
| Demon Hunter Extremist | 4.0 |
| Demon Hunter Summer of Darkness | 3.5 |
| Born of Osiris The New Reign | 3.0 |
| The Bunny The Bear Acoustic EP | 3.0 |
| Kidz Bop Kidz Kidz Bop 32 | 1.5 |
| How in the flying fuck is the Kidz Bop version of "Work" better than the original? I'm confused beyond belief. |
| Deaf Havana Meet Me Halfway, At Least | 3.5 |
| Acceptance Colliding By Design | 3.0 |
| the GazettE Beautiful Deformity | 3.5 |
| Within the Ruins Halfway Human | 3.5 |
| Tokio Hotel Dream Machine | 4.0 |
| The more synth this band uses, the better they get. This album showcases a huge amount of potential for the band as a synthpop outfit. |
| The Royal Dreamcatchers | 4.0 |
| Emmure Look At Yourself | 3.5 |
| You know something, I like this band, I really do. But with album art like this, it makes saying that I like them feel like rubbing sandpaper on my eyelids. |
| Converge Jane Live | 3.5 |
| Jane Doe remaster when? |
| The Glitch Mob Piece of the Indestructible | 3.5 |
| The Illustrator A Tale of Modern Theatrics | 3.5 |
| Muse The Resistance | 2.0 |
| Milestones Equal Measures | 3.0 |
| Tyga The Gold Album: 18th Dynasty | 1.0 |
| Acceptance Phantoms | 4.0 |
| Poison the Well You Come Before You | 4.0 |
| Like Moths to Flames An Eye for an Eye | 3.0 |
| Hollywood Undead Day of the Dead | 2.5 |
| Poison the Well The Opposite of December | 4.0 |
| Motionless in White When Love Met Destruction | 3.0 |
| Macintosh Plus Floral Shoppe | 2.5 |
| Paladin (USA) Demo 2017 | 3.5 |
| 2814 2 8 1 4 | 3.5 |
| The Dead Rabbitts Edge of Reality | 3.5 |
| Born of Osiris The Eternal Reign | 3.5 |
| Seether Finding Beauty In Negative Spaces | 3.0 |
| Suicide Silence Suicide Silence | 1.0 |
Is this some kind of Tokio Hotel?
Edit: Why do half of Eddie's vocal notes sound like he's being tickled while he's singing? |
| Echo Tail The Ancestry | 3.0 |
| Meshuggah Chaosphere | 3.5 |
| Maximum High Maximum High | 3.0 |
| Skycamefalling Skycamefalling | 3.5 |
| OAK (SWE-HC) Your Mess as Much as Mine | 3.5 |
| Danny Worsnop The Long Road Home | 4.0 |
A really solid country debut; he pushes his voice to new limits, especially on tracks like "High"
with his unexpectedly gorgeous falsetto voice. Production values are top notch, and the lyricism
is serviceable, especially for Country. Definitely worth checking out.
Edit: You're** such a fag snide. If you're gonna insult me, at least use correct grammar bruh. |
| Youth In Revolt The Broken | 4.0 |
| Boris Flood | 4.0 |
| Crystal Castles Amnesty (I) | 2.0 |
| G.L.O.S.S. Demo | 1.5 |
| Adele 21 | 2.5 |
| oisincoleman64 One Stop Chop Top | 1.0 |
| There comes a time in life where the father of a musician tells his son; "Listen to me ol' sport, you've gotta get out there and make me proud, you've gotta try your hardest to create something that people will cherish and remember for the rest of their days." This talk never happened, and throughout the Nickelback sampling, the wildly distorted vocals, the clipping volume levels, and the random drum beats, this is all too painfully clear. |
| Relient K Truly Madly Deeply EP | 3.0 |
| Soundtrack (Video Game) Super Smash Bros. For Nintendo 3DS/Wii U | 3.5 |
| Soundtrack (Video Game) Naruto: Ultimate Ninja Storm | 3.5 |
| Soundtrack (Video Game) Need for Speed III: Hot Pursuit - The Album | 4.0 |
| This was, and always will be Need for Speed's high point as a series. Both the game itself, and the soundtrack. |
| Avenged Sevenfold Warmness on the Soul | 2.5 |
| Soundtrack (Anime) Sword Art Online Song Collection | 3.0 |
| Bring Me the Horizon Live at the Royal Albert Hall | 4.0 |
| Jacob Sartorius Last Text | 1.0 |
"Similar Bands: Black Malachite", out of all of the insults my music has received over the years,
never has one hit me so hard as this one did. |
| Kalmah Swampsong | 3.5 |
| Lorna Shore Flesh Coffin | 3.5 |
| The Pretty Reckless Who You Selling For | 2.5 |
"I even hear some Nirvana." Went from being moderately excited for this, to being completely and
utterly disinterested in one fell swoop. |
| The Pretty Reckless Going to Hell | 3.0 |
| The Pretty Reckless Light Me Up | 3.5 |
| Cynic Kindly Bent to Free Us | 2.5 |
| Set It Off Horrible Kids | 2.5 |
| Set It Off Upside Down | 3.5 |
| This is what Twenty One Pilots should have sounded like. |
| Blue Stahli Antisleep Vol. 01 | 3.0 |
| Open City Open City | 3.0 |
| Converge Halo in a Haystack | 2.5 |
| Betraying the Martyrs The Resilient | 3.5 |
| dangerkids Blacklist_ | 4.0 |
If you feel like this record is insulting you, you should probably go to a burn center because
this shit is pretty fire. |
| Merzbob men's nipples | 1.0 |
| John Mayer Paradise Valley | 1.0 |
| One Ok Rock Ambitions | 2.0 |
| Sturgill Simpson A Sailor's Guide To Earth | 3.5 |
| The Dead Rabbitts Shapeshifter | 4.0 |
| Anal Trump To All the Broads I've Nailed Before | 1.5 |
Bands that release entire EPs and albums comprising of nothing but 5-10 second tracks that end and
shift abruptly need to better understand what the term "pretentious" means.
Entirely unnecessary release. |
| Gunther Pleasureman | 2.5 |
| Unknown Artist funeral music | 2.5 |
| Is this some kind of Tokio Hotel? Part II |
| Palisades Palisades | 4.5 |
A complete improvement in every way; they've upped their ability to craft catchy melodies, have
fixed their production issues, and have made a complete departure from the "party hardy" lyricism
of the last album. The new vocals are also a massive improvement.
Edit: Album is already growing hard, early contender for AOTY. |
| Palisades Mind Games | 3.0 |
| Palisades Outcasts | 3.0 |
| Thomas Newman Wall-E | 4.0 |
| Pokemon Pokemon 3: The Ultimate Soundtrack | 3.0 |
| The Last Ten Seconds Of Life The Violent Sound | 2.5 |
"beatdown elements" Continuing to prove that beatdown is a terrible subgenre and that any band
that incorporates it is butchering their sound. |
| Secondhand Serenade A Twist In My Story | 3.0 |
| Dzo-nga Upon the Shimmered Bough | 3.5 |
| Starset Vessels | 4.0 |
| Jared Dines The Dark | 3.5 |
| Queens of the Stone Age ...Like Clockwork | 3.5 |
| Lorna Shore Triumph | 3.0 |
| Hope For The Dying Aletheia | 3.5 |
| cursednnnose i am too weak and also not very enthusiastic... | 2.0 |
| Keith Urban Ripcord | 3.0 |
| Brad Paisley Mud On The Tires | 3.5 |
| Weird Al Yankovic Straight Outta Lynwood | 3.5 |
| Tenacious D The Pick of Destiny | 4.0 |
| Alluvial The Deep Longing for Annihilation | 3.0 |
| The deep longing for vocals |
| Scarlett O'Hara Lost In Existence | 3.5 |
| Melanie Martinez Dollhouse | 2.0 |
| Soundtrack (Film) Pitch Perfect | 1.0 |
| Soundtrack (Film) Zombeavers | 2.5 |
| You Me At Six Night People | 3.0 |
| AFI AFI (The Blood Album) | 2.0 |
| Weak, muddy production keeps the solid instrumentation and competent vocal performance from really gripping you. Otherwise for the most part this is just another AFI album, but with softer leanings than before. |
| Ice Nine Kills Safe Is Just a Shadow (Rerecorded) | 4.0 |
| Cole Swindell Cole Swindell | 3.5 |
| Suicide Silence Sacred Words | 1.5 |
| A good song surrounded by a bunch of pointless live versions, remixes, etc. |
| Janus Red Right Return | 4.0 |
| Corey Feldman Angelic 2 The Core | 1.0 |
| Mssingno M1 Personal Trainer | 4.0 |
| Evanescence Origin | 3.0 |
| Soundtrack (Video Game) Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm 3 | 4.0 |
| Soundtrack (Anime) Naruto Shippuden Soundtrack 2 | 4.0 |
| Betraying the Martyrs Breathe In Life | 3.0 |
| The Browning The Browning | 3.0 |
| Kent Vapen & ammunition | 4.0 |
| Kid Cudi Speedin' Bullet 2 Heaven | 1.0 |
| The Acacia Strain ...And Life Is Very Long | 2.0 |
| Avenged Sevenfold 2000 Demo | 2.5 |
| Dr. Acula Below Me | 1.0 |
"Below Me"
More like below a 1 amirite? Shit jokes aside, this is horrible, and inconsistent. |
| Tokio Hotel Scream | 3.5 |
| Twenty One Pilots TOPxMM | 3.0 |
| Cynic Traced in Air | 4.0 |
| Zao The Well-Intentioned Virus | 3.5 |
| G.L.O.S.S. Trans Day Of Revenge | 2.0 |
| The Weeknd Starboy | 2.5 |
| Machinae Supremacy Into the Night World | 4.0 |
| Think Avenged Sevenfold-esque guitar solos meeting Commodore 64 sound effects, and you've got this album. |
| Icon For Hire You Can't Kill Us | 1.0 |
| "You Can't Kill Us", but you sure killed your own sound with this travesty of a release. |
| Bruno Mars 24K Magic | 3.5 |
| Scandroid Scandroid | 3.5 |
| Metallica Hardwired...To Self-Destruct | 1.5 |
| Avenged Sevenfold All Excess | 3.5 |
| Avenged Sevenfold The Best of 2005-2013 | 1.0 |
Absolutely no-one should support this. The band had nothing to do with this, Warner Brothers
purposely released it to try and take away from A7X's new album sales (as they set the release
date to just a week before the supposed "leak" of the new album), and have adjusted said date yet
again. Greedy record label attempting greedy things because they're salty about A7X moving to
Capitol Records. |
| Iron Maiden Powerslave | 3.0 |
| Mayday Parade Tales Told By Dead Friends (Anniversary) | 4.0 |
A fantastic remaster that brings out all of the best aspects of the band's debut EP through tone
and production adjustment, and the new song "The Problem With The Big Picture Is That It's Hard To
See" is one of the band's better ballads in recent memory. |
| In Flames Battles | 1.0 |
| Probably one of the worst albums of the year, absolutely no redeeming factors whatsoever. |
| Trapt DNA | 2.5 |
| A Day To Remember Attack of the Killer B-Sides | 3.0 |
| Jeff Rosenstock WORRY. | 3.5 |
| Avenged Sevenfold Diamonds in the Rough | 3.5 |
| Short Stack This is Bat Country | 3.0 |
| All Time Low Straight to DVD II: Past Present and Future Hearts | 3.5 |
| Nightrage A New Disease Is Born | 3.5 |
| Opeth Heritage | 1.5 |
| Dynatron The Rigel Axiom | 3.5 |
| I See Stars Green Light Go! | 2.0 |
| Dark Tranquillity Construct | 3.5 |
| GAME FREAK Pokémon Black & Pokémon White | 3.5 |
| GAME FREAK Pokémon HeartGold & Pokémon SoulSilver | 4.0 |
| GAME FREAK Pokémon X & Pokémon Y | 3.5 |
| GAME FREAK Pokémon Diamond & Pokémon Pearl | 4.5 |
| GAME FREAK Pokémon FireRed & Pokémon LeafGreen | 3.5 |
| GAME FREAK GameBoy Entire Pokémon Sounds Collection | 3.5 |
| Generation one is objectively the worst gen of Pokemon; regardless of how much nostalgia we all have for it. Doesn't mean it isn't fun as hell though. |
| GAME FREAK Pokémon Ruby & Pokémon Sapphire | 4.5 |
| Thomas Giles Velcro Kid | 3.0 |
| Gift Giver White Devil | 3.0 |
| Britney Spears Blackout | 2.5 |
| Tove Lo Queen of the Clouds | 3.0 |
| Tove Lo Lady Wood | 2.5 |
| SayWeCanFly Blessed Are Those | 4.5 |
One of the strongest releases of the year; wonderful lyricism, beautiful instrumentals, and a
strong, yet soft accompanying voice to go along with it. The tasteful string accompaniment only
helps to bring the piano and acoustic to the forefront. |
| Attila Chaos | 3.5 |
A surprisingly varied album, and it sounds
like the most fun they've had since Outlawed.
Some awkward choices here; but the
introduction of occasional clean vocal use, a
more riff focused approach, and suitable
production make up for some of the
questionable choices such as some filler, and
a few too many breakdowns. |
| Wolves at the Gate Types & Shadows | 4.0 |
| Owls in the Attic Odyssey | 3.5 |
| Dark Tranquillity Atoma | 3.5 |
| Britney Spears Britney | 3.0 |
| Flatline Signal Found | 3.0 |
| Britney Spears Oops!...I Did It Again | 3.5 |
| The Agonist Eye of Providence | 2.5 |
| Chasing Safety Seasons of the Dead | 3.0 |
| Memphis May Fire This Light I Hold | 4.0 |
A good improvement from "Unconditional", more riffs, better vocals, and a little experimentation
here and there. Album is a lot more consistent, and the production has taken a huge step up.
Edit: Kenbo, I do dig this, this album kicks ass. |
| Avenged Sevenfold The Stage | 4.5 |
This was released as a complete surprise today, no promotion, nothing. It's possibly one of the
best, if not the best effort in Avenged Sevenfold's discography. M. Shadows is screaming again,
it's a throwback to Waking the Fallen / City of Evil era days. The closing track "Exist", is over
15 minutes long, and it's one of the best songs of that length I've heard in a long time. This was
a completely unexpected treat, and is easily one of my top albums of the year for 2016. |
| Upon a Burning Body Straight From the Barrio | 3.5 |
"You can tell this album is bad by just by reading the terrible album name."
You can tell this album is great just by reading the normal release time soundoffs that think
they're being witty by handing out 1/5s like candy.
">Saying that Upon a Burning Body released a great album, you make me laugh."
Greentexting on Sputnik, aren't you running a bit late to your high school classes? |
| Britney Spears ...Baby One More Time | 3.5 |
| Roads to Nowhere Lifeless | 3.5 |
| Fireflight Now | 2.0 |
| Veil of Maya [id] | 3.0 |
| A Day To Remember Common Courtesy (Deluxe Edition) | 4.0 |
| This is still A Day To Remember's best effort, and it's not hard to see why, considering the band's flush with inspiration after a lengthy legal battle with Victory Records. Also "End of Me" and "Life @ 11" are both 5/5 songs. |
| A Day To Remember All I Want | 3.5 |
| I Prevail Lifelines | 2.5 |
"snide probably loves it"
Naw, this is pretty average saccharine, trendy shit fam. |
| Everyone Dies In Utah Everyone Dies In Utah | 3.0 |
| Ametsub All Is Silence | 3.5 |
| Black Crown Initiate Selves We Cannot Forgive | 3.0 |
| Oathbreaker Rheia | 3.0 |
| Confide Recover | 2.5 |
| Backstreet Boys Millennium | 3.0 |
| Get Scared Built For Blame, Laced With Shame | 3.0 |
| Everyone Dies In Utah Neutral Ground | 3.0 |
| Nickelback Hesher | 1.0 |
| Zeds Dead Northern Lights | 2.5 |
| Wovenwar Honor Is Dead | 3.5 |
| Winds of Plague Resistance | 2.5 |
| Make Them Suffer Old Souls | 3.5 |
| The Browning Hypernova | 2.5 |
| Beyond All Recognition This Is Dubcore | 2.5 |
| Fifth Harmony 7/27 | 1.5 |
| Radiohead In Rainbows | 3.0 |
| Two Tongues Two Tongues Two | 1.0 |
| Paris Hilton Paris | 1.0 |
| Every day we stray further from the glorious realms of pop decadence that our ancestors attempted to bequeath to us. We should be ashamed, we are but shadows of our former selves. |
| Agalloch Alpha Serpentis | 2.5 |
| Lady Gaga Joanne | 2.0 |
| Her best album yet. |
| Darke Complex Point Oblivion | 4.0 |
| Album is a pleasant surprise, really has a surprising amount of variety and is like a second draft of Linkin Park's Hybrid Theory / Meteora |
| Korn The Serenity of Suffering | 3.5 |
| My Chemical Romance Number Five | 3.5 |
| My Chemical Romance Number Four | 2.5 |
| My Chemical Romance Number Three | 4.0 |
| My Chemical Romance Number Two | 3.5 |
| My Chemical Romance Number One | 3.5 |
| Ichiko Aoba Mahoroboshiya | 3.5 |
| Metallica Metallica | 3.0 |
| Korn Korn | 3.0 |
| Jason Derulo Future History | 1.0 |
| Black Tongue The Unconquerable Dark | 2.5 |
| Green Day Oh Love | 2.0 |
| Robin Thicke Love After War | 1.5 |
| Dead Kennedys Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death | 3.5 |
| Mumford and Sons Wilder Mind | 1.5 |
| Rhapsody of Fire Power of the Dragonflame | 3.5 |
| Nightwish Century Child | 3.0 |
| Within Temptation The Silent Force | 3.0 |
| Beyond The Black Lost in Forever | 4.0 |
An absolutely fantastic improvement from the debut, they figured out how to capitalize on their
penchant for catchy melodies, and improved just about every aspect of the music ten fold. |
| The Beatles Help! | 3.5 |
| Suicide Silence The Cleansing | 3.5 |
| Forever Still Tied Down | 4.0 |
| Damn, what a fuckin' voice. The instrumentals are a wonderful compliment as well. Fantastic debut. |
| Josh Groban All That Echoes | 3.5 |
| Josh Groban Awake | 3.5 |
| Millionaires Tonight | 1.0 |
| Tonight, my objectivity shall be raised. |
| Nails You Will Never Be One of Us | 3.5 |
| tUnE-yArDs BiRd-BrAiNs | 1.5 |
| Sonic Syndicate Confessions | 1.0 |
| This is too cheesy for even me to handle. Somehow worse than previous efforts. |
| Knuckle Puck The Weight That You Buried | 3.5 |
| Knuckle Puck Copacetic | 4.0 |
| Jeff Rosenstock We Cool? | 3.5 |
| OneRepublic Oh My My | 1.0 |
| One of the worst releases of the year from a band that squandered the microscopic amounts of potential they had. |
| The Dillinger Escape Plan Dissociation | 4.0 |
| Enter Shikari Rat Race | 3.5 |
| Nine Lashes Ascend | 1.0 |
| What the actual fuck happened to this band? I've never seen such a painfully bad execution of a style switch. |
| My Ticket Home Above The Great City | 1.5 |
| The Dillinger Escape Plan Irony Is a Dead Scene | 3.5 |
| Atticus Ross The Book Of Eli OST | 3.5 |
| Nine Lashes World We View | 2.5 |
| Design the Skyline Galactical Celebration | 2.0 |
| Martin O'Donnell Halo 3 OST | 4.0 |
| After the Burial Dig Deep | 3.5 |
| Dayshell Nexus | 4.5 |
The hype for them dosey bass tones, and Shayley's voice is real.
Edit: Dosey tones confirmed, album is a damn fine jam. |
| Make Them Suffer Lord of Woe | 3.5 |
| Family Force 5 III | 1.5 |
| MattyB Raps Outside the Lines | 2.0 |
| Oops, accidentally bumped up the rating. The kid's annoying but he's got potential. |
| Seraphim Tabula Rasa | 4.0 |
| One of the most talented vocalists in both the clean and unclean vocal department that I've heard in the metalcore scene recently. Band is definitely worth checking out, great production, solid instrumentation, and the lyricism is entertaining. |
| Family Force 5 Business Up Front, Party In The Back | 3.0 |
| Family Force 5 Time Stands Still | 3.0 |
| Famous Last Words The Incubus | 3.5 |
| The Secret Songs Of Us Moments In Slow Motion | 4.0 |
| Billy Talent Billy Talent | 3.5 |
| Arch Enemy Khaos Legions | 1.5 |
| Alkaline Trio Maybe I'll Catch Fire | 3.0 |
| Radiohead Amnesiac | 3.5 |
| Meshuggah The Violent Sleep Of Reason | 3.5 |
| Fit for a King Deathgrip | 3.5 |
| Breakdowns gonna slam so hard that they'll fuck up my body's chemistry, and I'll literally invert and become a girl. |
| The Devil Wears Prada Transit Blues | 4.5 |
Already from the singles released, this album sounds like the band is finally unlocking their
total potential. Instrumentals, vocals, consistency, and songwriting have taken massive bounds of
improvement.
Edit: Possible AOTY material. Album is a complete style shift for this band, and oh boy does it
sound good. |
| Yellowcard Midget Tossing | 2.0 |
| Sudatsuga Hain-Ba Sun Hex | 3.0 |
| Deftones B-Sides and Rarities | 3.5 |
| Hikrahe Lily (The Wilt) | 3.5 |
| Bea5t Empathy Is a Gift | 3.5 |
| Sum 41 13 Voices | 3.5 |
| Another great album from a consistently great band. This band always releases fun stuff. |
| (hed) p.e. New World Orphans | 3.0 |
| Casino Madrid Robots | 3.0 |
| For All Those Sleeping Incomplete Me | 3.5 |
| For All Those Sleeping Outspoken | 3.5 |
| Dance Gavin Dance Mothership | 2.5 |
| Mick Gordon Doom OST | 4.0 |
| Yellowcard Yellowcard | 4.0 |
| Instead of Sowing leaving us, Yellowcard left us. |
| 2814 Rain Temple | 3.5 |
| Dynazty Titanic Mass | 4.0 |
| Soundtrack (Anime) Code Geass R2 OST #2 | 4.0 |
| Opeth Orchid | 3.0 |
| Marilyn Manson The Pale Emperor | 3.0 |
| Blood on the Dance Floor I Scream I Scream | 1.0 |
| Maximum the Hormone Bu-ikikaesu | 3.5 |
| Opeth Watershed | 2.5 |
| Glasslands Pariah | 3.5 |
| Parkway Drive Atlas | 3.5 |
| Green Day Revolution Radio | 4.0 |
| I Declare War Amidst the Bloodshed | 1.0 |
| I Declare Tantrums - Amidst the Angst |
| Queensryche Dedicated to Chaos | 1.0 |
| Whitechapel A New Era of Corruption | 3.0 |
| Tool 10,000 Days | 3.0 |
| Tool Ænima | 3.5 |
| Thrice Vheissu | 3.5 |
| Buckcherry Fuck | 1.0 |
| I know that Buckcherry has in the past stated "Hey, you're a crazy bitch, but you fuck so good I'm on top of it", but this seems like a really lame lay that's just not worth the effort. |
| Soundtrack (Film) Alvin and The Chipmunks | 1.0 |
| Skrillex Leaving | 2.5 |
| From First to Last From First to Last | 2.5 |
| Snow White's Poison Bite Dr. Gruesome And The Gruesome Gory Horror Show | 1.5 |
| Snow White's Poison Bite The Story Of Kristy Killings | 1.0 |
| Various Artists (Punk) Rock Sound Presents: The Black Parade | 1.5 |
| Every Time I Die From Parts Unknown | 3.5 |
| My Chemical Romance The Black Parade/Living with Ghosts | 1.5 |
Starting off with blatantly misinforming teasers about a band's return is one thing, but releasing
a few, very clearly, throwaway tracks and some shitty live demos and passing it off as a 10th
Anniversary Re-Release is just an insult to the memory of a fantastic album. |
| The Agonist Five | 2.0 |
| Alex Newton The Great Baobab | 3.5 |
| Alter Bridge The Last Hero | 3.5 |
| Taking Back Sunday Tidal Wave | 3.0 |
Not really a tidal wave, more like a pleasant splash from a puddle that one day where that asshole
in sixth grade pushed you and said music experience got ruined when you realized because of that
push you dropped your Ipod in said puddle. |
| Neurosis Fires Within Fires | 3.5 |
| "Fires Within Fires" So I guess you could say this album's reception is pretty... hot. |
| I the Mighty Oil In Water | 3.5 |
| Guns N' Roses Chinese Democracy | 2.5 |
| Black Breath Slaves Beyond Death | 2.5 |
| Fit for a King Creation | Destruction | 3.5 |
| Too Close to Touch Haven't Been Myself | 4.0 |
| Fear, and Loathing in Las Vegas Feeling of Unity | 3.5 |
| Fear, and Loathing in Las Vegas PHASE 2 | 3.0 |
| Fear, and Loathing in Las Vegas All That We Have Now | 3.5 |
| Pixies Head Carrier | 2.5 |
| Youth In Revolt Love Is A Liar's Game | 3.5 |
| Allegaeon Proponent for Sentience | 4.0 |
| Soundtrack (Film) The Book of Life | 3.0 |
| Every Time I Die Low Teens | 3.5 |
| Panic! Every Time I Die At The Disco |
| Crazy Frog Everybody Dance Now | 1.0 |
| Madonna Rebel Heart | 1.5 |
| Nick Jonas Last Year Was Complicated | 2.0 |
| Jessica Simpson Irresistible | 1.0 |
| Irresistible... to rate this repetitive piece of nonsense a 1 |
| Deafheaven Demo | 2.5 |
| Eagles Hotel California | 4.0 |
| Nine Inch Nails The Fragile | 3.5 |
| AC/DC Rock or Bust | 1.0 |
| Opeth Morningrise | 3.5 |
| Toxic Holocaust Conjure and Command | 3.5 |
| Allegaeon Allegaeon | 3.5 |
| Attila Soundtrack to a Party | 2.5 |
| Opeth Sorceress | 1.5 |
The disappointment of seeing all of the entertaining sound-offs vanish into thin air, still
doesn't irritate me as much as this snooze fest does. The riffs are stale, the production is
sterile in the worst way, and the vocal performance is comparable to a groggy old man trying to
vocalize after waking up from a three day sleep.
Also, peacocks don't eat human flesh; one of these days, an enraged ornithologist is gonna smack
Mikael right in his smug, wannabe prog jaw for trying to be hipster with his bird choices. They
used to be dinosaurs millions of years ago, you prick. Treat them with some damn respect. |
| Hands Like Houses Reimagine | 3.5 |
| Alesana Where Myth Fades to Legend | 3.0 |
| Escape the Fate Situations | 3.0 |
| Get Scared Get Scared | 3.5 |
| Heaven Shall Burn Wanderer | 3.5 |
| Fireflight Unbreakable | 2.5 |
| Icon For Hire Scripted | 3.0 |
| Icon For Hire Now You Know EP | 1.5 |
| Attila Fallacy | 3.0 |
| Emmure Slave To The Game | 2.0 |
| Artist Vs Poet Artist vs Poet EP | 3.0 |
| Breathe Carolina It's Classy Not Classic | 2.0 |
| King 810 La Petite Mort or a Conversation With God | 1.0 |
| https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_petite_mort - "the sensation of orgasm as likened to death" |
| Goldfrapp Felt Mountain | 3.5 |
| Breathe Carolina Sleepless | 4.0 |
| Breathe Carolina have jumped on the Zedd / Krewella "house"-step train, and oh boy does it sound better than anything they've ever done before. |
| Bring Me the Horizon Live at Wembley | 4.0 |
| Soundtrack (Film) Pitch Perfect 2 | 1.0 |
| The title is completely and utterly incorrect in every way, shape, and form. |
| Soundtrack (Film) Suicide Squad: The Album | 2.0 |
If I took a shot for every person on social media riding the Joker / Harley trend to no end, my
descendants would be shitfaced for over a thousand generations. |
| Bring Me the Horizon Live from Maida Vale | 3.5 |
| My Bloody Valentine Loveless | 4.0 |
| Blackfilm Blackfilm | 3.5 |
| Fire from the Gods Narrative | 2.5 |
| A second rate Backwordz, some catchy shit here and there but overall relatively boring. |
| Hannah Montana Hannah Montana | 1.0 |
| Rush Test for Echo | 1.5 |
| Motionless in White When Love Met Destruction (Album Version) | 2.0 |
| Crossfaith Apocalyze | 2.5 |
| Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven | 3.5 |
| Rihanna Loud | 1.5 |
| Vildhjarta Måsstaden | 4.0 |
| Sonic Syndicate Sonic Syndicate | 1.5 |
| Britney Spears In the Zone | 3.0 |
| Robin Thicke Paula | 1.0 |
| Make Them Suffer Neverbloom | 3.5 |
| Justin Timberlake The 20/20 Experience - 2 of 2 | 2.0 |
| Solution .45 Nightmares In The Waking State Pt. 1 | 3.0 |
| Eminem Recovery | 3.0 |
| Deafheaven New Bermuda | 3.5 |
| Kill the Lights Safe and Sound | 3.5 |
| Tear Out The Heart Violence | 3.5 |
| Tear Out The Heart Dead, Everywhere | 2.5 |
| Incredible' Me est. 2012 | 3.5 |
| Carly Rae Jepsen Emotion: Side B | 3.5 |
| Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP | 3.5 |
| Structures All of the Above | 3.0 |
| Beyond The Black Songs Of Love And Death | 3.5 |
| Queen News of the World | 3.0 |
| Kate Bush Hounds of Love | 3.0 |
| Fergie The Dutchess | 2.5 |
| Die Antwoord $O$ | 3.0 |
| New Years Day Malevolence | 3.0 |
| New Years Day Victim to Villain | 3.5 |
| Deceptionist Initializing Irreversible Process | 3.0 |
| Upon a Burning Body Red. White. Green. | 3.0 |
| Orphalis The Birth Of Infinity | 3.0 |
| Black Foxxes I'm Not Well | 3.0 |
| Bad Omens Bad Omens | 3.5 |
| Twelve Foot Ninja Outlier | 3.5 |
| Yashin The Renegades | 3.0 |
| Yashin Put Your Hands Where I Can See Them | 3.5 |
| I the Mighty Connector | 3.5 |
| Attack Attack! If Guns Are Outlawed, Can We Use Swords? | 3.0 |
| Asking Alexandria Live from Brixton and Beyond | 3.0 |
| Escape the Fate Escape the Fate EP | 3.0 |
| Queensryche Frequency Unknown (Tate's Queensryche) | 1.0 |
| Of Mice and Men Cold World | 3.0 |
| Of Mice and Men - Three Days Grace (A Nu-Metal Tribute Album) |
| A Day To Remember Bad Vibrations | 3.5 |
So far, the songs released all have fantastic production. It's never going to sound as poorly
produced as Agalloch's "The Mantle", so keep dreaming. |
| Memphis May Fire Unconditional (Deluxe) | 3.5 |
| The All-American Rejects The All-American Rejects | 2.5 |
| Periphery Juggernaut: Alpha / Omega | 3.0 |
| Machinae Supremacy Phantom Shadow | 3.0 |
| Machinae Supremacy Overworld | 4.0 |
| All Time Low Don't Panic: It's Longer Now! | 4.5 |
| I'm not panicking about this album being longer; in fact, I'm overjoyed at the fact that this album is longer. |
| Nils Frahm Screws | 4.0 |
| Prophets of Rage The Party's Over | 1.5 |
| Solution .45 Nightmares in the Waking State, Pt. 2 | 3.5 |
| Forest Of Harambe Under The Sign Of Harambe | 1.0 |
Even as someone who loves posting Harambe memes, the music is incredibly low quality. Some nice
riffs occasionally but overall it's bland and poorly produced. You can barely hear half of the
shit going on. |
| The Weeknd Kiss Land | 2.5 |
| Frank Ocean channel ORANGE | 3.0 |
| Britney Spears Glory | 1.0 |
| She would have been better off trying to copy her older styles that got her big in the first place. She's trying entirely too hard to match her style to current pop divas such as Ariana Grande, etc. She doesn't have a vocal style suited for that. Overproduced, and under delivered. |
| The Weeknd Beauty Behind the Madness | 2.5 |
| Frank Ocean Blonde | 2.5 |
| Placebo Sleeping with Ghosts | 3.5 |
| Beyond All Recognition Martyrs | 2.5 |
| Normandie Inguz | 4.0 |
| Echo Tail Drowning the Pacific | 3.5 |
| Strapping Young Lad Alien | 3.5 |
| Nickelback Curb | 1.5 |
| Weird Al Yankovic Alapalooza | 3.5 |
| Radiohead Kid A | 3.5 |
| Moving Mountains Moving Mountains | 4.0 |
| Darkthrone A Blaze in the Northern Sky | 4.0 |
| Caliggy Jack MOON: Before The Coming Sun | 3.5 |
| Sleeping With Sirens Live and Unplugged | 3.5 |
| Infant Annihilator The Palpable Leprosy of Pollution | 3.0 |
| The Color Morale Desolate Divine | 4.0 |
| This band finally got their spark back. Gets better with every listen. |
| Torsofuck Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy | 1.0 |
| I wouldn't find a fantasy like this erotic tbh. |
| Darkthrone F.O.A.D. | 3.5 |
| messFX Motherboard | 3.5 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers Californication | 3.0 |
| Dir En Grey Arche | 3.5 |
| Girugamesh Reason of Crying | 3.5 |
| Girugamesh Girugamesh | 3.5 |
| Girugamesh Monster | 3.0 |
| Norma Jean Polar Similar | 4.0 |
| 2814 新しい日の誕生 | 5.0 |
There are times where no words are necessary, there are times when no words are needed, there are
times where no words are wanted. |
| Blood on the Dance Floor Scissors | 1.0 |
| The string of ratings is absolutely beautiful, and this album deserves every single one. |
| Car Seat Headrest Teens of Denial | 3.5 |
| Ne Obliviscaris Citadel | 3.5 |
| The Black Keys Turn Blue | 1.0 |
| I feel like I got warped into some dystopian version of the 1970s, and everyone around me is an asshole wearing retro shades and sipping on a special overpriced seasonal tea brand from Urban Outfitters. |
| Rae Sremmurd SremmLife 2 | 1.0 |
| Fit for Rivals Steady Damage | 3.0 |
| Lights Siberia | 3.5 |
| Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP 2 | 3.0 |
| Weird Al Yankovic Bad Hair Day | 3.5 |
| The Lonely Island Incredibad | 3.0 |
| The Amity Affliction This Could Be Heartbreak | 4.0 |
| Bathory Octagon | 1.0 |
| Traveler (MO) Something Blue | 3.5 |
| Farewell, My Love A Dance You Won't Forget | 3.5 |
| I have no idea why the old vocalist left, but he was the best thing about this band. |
| This or the Apocalypse Dead Years | 3.0 |
| Texas in July I Am | 2.5 |
| Chevelle Sci-Fi Crimes | 3.0 |
| Skillet Unleashed | 2.5 |
| Jordan Blake and Etienne Sin The Legend, The Leader | 1.0 |
| Tickle Me Pink Madeline | 3.5 |
| Etienne Sin Sinna: Volume 1 | 1.5 |
| "Volume 1" |
| Storm The Sky Sin Will Find You | 3.5 |
| Queensryche Queensryche | 3.5 |
| Etienne Sin The Art of Stealing Hearts | 1.0 |
| I don't know how good he is at stealing, since he's pretty damn good at giving objectivity boosts. |
| Storm The Sky Permanence | 3.5 |
| The Bunny The Bear The Bunny The Bear | 2.0 |
| Aerosmith Music from Another Dimension | 2.5 |
| The Chipmunks Chipmunk Punk | 1.0 |
| This invalidates all 9,999 of your previous ratings. |
| Davey Suicide Davey Suicide | 2.5 |
| Davey Suicide World Wide Suicide | 3.5 |
| Jeffree Star Cupcakes Taste Like Violence | 1.0 |
| Whatever hard drugs the artist, photographer, editor, production crew, and Jeffree himself were all on to think that album art would be a good idea, I'm gonna stay far, far away from. |
| Jason Derulo Talk Dirty | 1.5 |
| I Am King Acoustic - EP | 3.5 |
| Ashes From Stone Riddles and Riots | 3.0 |
| Olafur Arnalds Another Happy Day | 3.0 |
| The Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity | 3.5 |
| Porcupine Tree In Absentia | 3.5 |
| The Crimson Armada Conviction | 3.5 |
| The Crimson Armada Guardians | 3.5 |
| Coldplay Mylo Xyloto | 2.5 |
| Coldplay Ghost Stories | 3.5 |
| Oh, Weatherly Long Nights and Heavy Hearts | 4.0 |
| Literally Mayday Parade 2.0 |
| Infant Annihilator The Elysian Grandeval Galèriarch | 3.5 |
| Clint Mansell, Kronos Quartet and Mogwai The Fountain | 3.5 |
| Trapt Reborn | 2.5 |
| Dead by April Stronger | 3.0 |
| blink-182 Greatest Hits | 4.0 |
| Katy Perry One of the Boys | 2.0 |
| Justin Bieber Under the Mistletoe | 1.5 |
| Kesha Animal | 2.5 |
| King 810 Proem | 1.0 |
| Sonic Syndicate Only Inhuman | 3.5 |
| Zombie Testicles Zombie Testicles | 1.0 |
| This is still the best album that has ever been recorded, and anyone who disagrees simply doesn't have the musical chops to understand the deep level of technicality at work here. |
| Sonic Syndicate We Rule the Night | 1.5 |
| Hilary Duff Breathe In. Breathe Out. | 1.0 |
| How the occasionally catchy and fun "mighty" have fallen. |
| Beyond All Recognition Beyond All Recognition | 4.0 |
| The Birthday Massacre Violet | 3.5 |
| Seether Disclaimer | 3.0 |
| Gerard Way Hesitant Alien | 3.0 |
| Opeth Pale Communion | 2.0 |
| Relient K Air For Free | 3.0 |
| The Browning Isolation | 3.0 |
| Beyond All Recognition Drop=Dead | 3.0 |
| Chevelle Vena Sera | 3.0 |
| Millionaires Bling Bling Bling! | 1.0 |
| The World Is a Beautiful Place... Whenever, If Ever | 4.0 |
| Scene Kidz Fuq-N-Es-Kay | 1.0 |
| Suffocate For Fuck Sake Blazing Fires and Helicopters... | 4.0 |
| Green Day 39/Smooth | 3.0 |
| Texas in July Bloodwork | 3.5 |
| Texas in July Salt Of The Earth | 2.5 |
| Texas in July One Reality | 3.0 |
| Departures Death Touches Us, From The Moment We Begin To Love | 3.0 |
| (hed) p.e. Only In Amerika | 3.0 |
| Dead by April Let the World Know | 2.0 |
| Dead by April Incomparable | 3.0 |
| Dead by April Dead by April | 3.5 |
| Too Close to Touch Nerve Endings | 3.5 |
| Twelve Foot Ninja Smoke Bomb | 3.5 |
| Twelve Foot Ninja Silent Machine | 3.5 |
| Twelve Foot Ninja New Dawn | 3.5 |
| Bilmuri Bilmuri | 4.0 |
| From Attack Attack! and The March Ahead to this, Johnny Franck has shown major improvement and versatility as a musician. This is easily the best project that he's ever been at the helm for. |
| Bilmuri Jaguar Shark | 4.0 |
| Frank Sinatra Come Fly With Me | 5.0 |
| Makes me want to grab a bottle of champagne, find a rocket ship, and take it right to a nice island with kickass sunsets. |
| Etienne Sin The Paradox Divide | 1.5 |
| Periphery Periphery III: Select Difficulty | 4.0 |
| Crown the Empire Retrograde | 2.5 |
| I'm more than fucking disappointed in this. Unbelievably stagnant and repetitive, and this is coming from someone who adored their first two albums. |
| Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse | 3.5 |
| Disturbed The Lost Children | 3.0 |
| Papa Roach Old Friends From Young Years | 2.0 |
| Cane Hill Smile | 4.0 |
| Cane Hill Cane Hill | 3.0 |
| Brand New 3 Demos, Reworked | 2.0 |
| The Devil Wears Prada Patterns of a Horizon | 2.5 |
| Meus Downpour | 3.5 |
| Lights Siberia Acoustic | 3.5 |
| Lights Acoustic | 3.5 |
| Hands Like Houses Ground Dweller | 3.0 |
| Lights Midnight Machines | 3.5 |
| Megadeth Rust in Peace | 3.5 |
| Stone Sour House of Gold and Bones - Part 2 | 3.5 |
| Dimmu Borgir Enthrone Darkness Triumphant | 3.5 |
| The Used Imaginary Enemy | 1.5 |
| Thousand Foot Krutch Exhale | 1.0 |
| Nicki Minaj Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded | 2.0 |
| The Beatle Bronies Apple Road | 1.5 |
| Green Day Warning | 3.0 |
| Shinedown Amaryllis | 3.0 |
| You Slut! Medium Bastard | 3.5 |
| Converge You Fail Me | 4.0 |
| Darkspace Dark Space III | 3.0 |
| Gotye Making Mirrors | 3.0 |
| Lil Wayne Rebirth | 1.0 |
| VersaEmerge Fixed at Zero | 3.5 |
| Sunrise Skater Kids Friendville | 3.0 |
| Jarrod Alonge Beating a Dead Horse | 4.0 |
| Amidst the Grave's Demons Space Zombies | 3.5 |
| American Authors Oh, What a Life | 1.0 |
| "Oh, What A Life", yeah, you're tellin' me American Authors. What a fuckin' life. |
| Rihanna Unapologetic | 1.0 |
| Unapologetic in writing this shitty soundoff for this shitty album. Easily the worst in her discography, and a shame coming from a singer who is decently talented. |
| 10 Years Division | 3.0 |
| I Set My Friends On Fire Astral Rejection | 1.5 |
| Protest the Hero Volition | 3.5 |
| Focus Indulgens Vespri | 3.0 |
| Silent Planet Everything Was Sound | 3.5 |
| Emmure Goodbye To The Gallows | 2.5 |
| Bullet for My Valentine The Poison: Live at Brixton Academy | 3.5 |
| Alesana A Place Where the Sun is Silent | 3.0 |
| Silverstein Short Songs | 3.0 |
| Escape the Fate There's No Sympathy for the Dead | 3.5 |
| Glamour of the Kill The Summoning | 3.0 |
| Emarosa Corsets Are Cages | 2.5 |
| Emarosa 131 | 4.0 |
| The Dillinger Escape Plan Ire Works | 3.0 |
| Periphery Periphery (Instrumental) | 3.5 |
| Ariana Grande Christmas and Chill | 2.0 |
| Martin O'Donnell Halo 3: ODST OST | 4.0 |
| Cassadee Pope Frame By Frame | 3.5 |
| Deftones Gore | 2.5 |
| Chevelle The North Corridor | 4.0 |
| Master of Death Master of Death | 3.0 |
| Chelsea Grin Chelsea Grin | 2.5 |
| Adele 25 | 2.5 |
| Lorde Pure Heroine | 2.0 |
| Our Last Night Oak Island | 3.5 |
| Chelsea Grin Self Inflicted | 3.0 |
| Limp Bizkit Gold Cobra | 2.5 |
| Avenged Sevenfold Hail to the King: Deathbat (Official Soundtrack) | 3.5 |
| Mudvayne Mudvayne | 3.0 |
| Chevelle La Gárgola | 3.0 |
| Skyharbor Guiding Lights | 3.0 |
| Escape the Fate Issues Remix EP | 2.5 |
| Green Day Kerplunk | 3.0 |
| Crazy Frog Crazy Frog Presents Crazy Hits | 1.0 |
| Miley Cyrus The Time of Our Lives | 2.5 |
| Waking The Cadaver Demo | 1.0 |
| Jeffree Star Plastic Surgery Slumber Party | 1.5 |
| Coheed and Cambria The Color Before The Sun | 2.5 |
| Saosin In Search Of Solid Ground | 2.5 |
| Circa Survive On Letting Go | 3.0 |
| Crown the Empire The Resistance (Deluxe) | 4.0 |
| Of Mice and Men Live at Brixton | 2.0 |
| Austin couldn't scream any of the older songs and it was honestly a bit sad and painful to watch |
| BABYMETAL Metal Resistance | 3.5 |
| BABYMETAL BABYMETAL | 3.5 |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers The Getaway | 2.5 |
| Green Day American Idiot: The Original Broadway Cast Recording | 3.5 |
| I Am King Onehundred | 3.5 |
| Framing Hanley One Más More | 3.0 |
| Metallica Load | 1.5 |
| The Acacia Strain Wormwood | 2.5 |
| Insomnium Across the Dark | 3.5 |
| Whitechapel Mark of the Blade | 2.5 |
| Deadlock Hybris | 2.5 |
| blink-182 California | 3.0 |
| Myka Relocate The Young Souls | 3.5 |
| Deadlock Bizarro World | 3.0 |
| Fall Out Boy Make America Psycho Again | 1.0 |
| Be'lakor Vessels | 3.0 |
| Betraying the Martyrs Phantom | 3.5 |
| NSYNC Home for Christmas | 1.0 |
| Thrice The Alchemy Index Vols. III & IV | 3.5 |
| Gojira Magma | 4.0 |
| Sachiko M Bar Sachiko | 1.5 |
| Converge You Fail Me Redux | 4.5 |
| The production on this is absolutely fantastic, and puts it far above the original release in terms of quality. |
| I See Stars Treehouse | 4.5 |
The songwriting has improved on a surprising scale from previous efforts; and while the production
may not be as polished as New Demons, it's a much more cohesive and consistently enjoyable effort
than previous I See Stars efforts by a mile.
Edit: This album only gets better with time, and overall the new direction is far better than
anything they've ever done before, and is far more enjoyable. The production makes more sense, and
the focus on the more melodic tendencies was absolutely needed. Time to bump my score up. |
| Yndi Halda Enjoy Eternal Bliss EP | 3.5 |
| letlive. If I'm the Devil... | 3.5 |
| Nightwish Oceanborn | 3.0 |
| Astronoid Air | 3.5 |
| Black Crown Initiate The Wreckage of Stars | 3.5 |
| Mindless Self Indulgence How I Learned to Stop Giving A Shit and Love MSI | 3.0 |
| Megadeth Super Collider | 2.0 |
| Scar Symmetry Symmetric in Design | 3.5 |
| A Dark Halo Catalyst | 3.0 |
| Everyone knows this album was basically written around "Burn It All." |
| Atreyu A Death-Grip on Yesterday | 3.5 |
| Snowing Fuck Your Emotional Bullshit | 3.5 |
| Soulja Boy Souljaboytellem.com | 1.0 |
| Front Porch Step Aware | 3.5 |
| King 810 Midwest Monsters 2 | 1.5 |
| Combichrist This Is Where Death Begins | 3.5 |
| Between the Buried and Me Coma Ecliptic | 2.5 |
| Slayer Reign in Blood | 3.5 |
| Metallica Reload | 1.5 |
| Megadeth Dystopia | 3.0 |
| Blood on the Dance Floor Let's Start a Riot | 1.0 |
| Ice Nine Kills Every Trick in the Book | 4.0 |
| Ice Nine Kills The Predator Becomes the Prey | 3.5 |
| Whitehorse Apple Seed | 0.5 |
| I really do need to get a life. Listening to this was a new low for me. |
| Dot Dot Curve Til the Wheels Fall Off | 2.0 |
| JayyVon 10CMD | 3.0 |
| In This Moment Black Widow | 2.0 |
| Rob Zombie Hellbilly Deluxe | 3.0 |
| Bullet for My Valentine Hand of Blood | 4.0 |
| brokeNCYDE Guilty Pleasure | 1.5 |
| Attila Rage | 3.5 |
| DragonForce Maximum Overload | 3.0 |
| Explosions in the Sky The Wilderness | 3.5 |
| Cobalt Slow Forever | 3.5 |
| Agalloch Pale Folklore | 3.5 |
| Rhapsody of Fire Dark Wings of Steel | 2.5 |
| Opeth Still Life | 3.5 |
| Novembre Ursa | 4.0 |
| Explosions in the Sky The Earth Is Not a Cold Dead Place | 3.5 |
| Outline In Color Masks | 2.5 |
| Twenty One Pilots Vessel | 2.5 |
| Gorillaz The Fall | 2.0 |
| Hello Kitty Suicide Club Discography | 1.0 |
| Pokemon Pokemon - The First Movie | 3.5 |
| GAME FREAK Pokémon Omega Ruby & Pokémon Alpha Sapphire | 4.0 |
| Kidz Bop Kidz Kidz Bop 31 | 1.0 |
There's 31 of these. I keep remembering how little I've done with my life, this isn't helping.
Edit: I did reflect on the fact that I jammed a Kidz Bop album at the age of 23, liquor is more
than likely not for me. I peruse the shittiest music when I'm drunk out of morbid curiosity. |
| Thrice The Alchemy Index Vols. I & II | 3.5 |
| Taking Back Sunday Happiness Is | 3.0 |
| Brand New Your Favorite Weapon | 3.0 |
| Moving Mountains Pneuma | 4.5 |
| Combichrist No Redemption (Official DmC Soundtrack) | 3.5 |
| Red (USA) End of Silence - 10th Anniversary Edition | 3.5 |
| The acoustics were somewhat underwhelming but otherwise it was great. |
| Relient K Two Lefts Dont Make a Right But Three Do | 3.0 |
| Relient K Collapsible Lung | 2.5 |
| Queens of the Stone Age Songs for the Deaf | 3.5 |
| Cynic Carbon-Based Anatomy | 3.5 |
| Vampires Everywhere Ritual | 3.0 |
| Vampires Everywhere Hellbound And Heartless | 3.0 |
| Vampires Everywhere Kiss The Sun Goodbye | 3.0 |
| Vampires Everywhere The Killing Lights | 2.5 |
| Vampires Everywhere Lost in the Shadows | 2.5 |
| Thrice To Be Everywhere Is to Be Nowhere | 3.5 |
| Kalmah The Black Waltz | 3.5 |
| Demilich Nespithe | 3.0 |
| Envy On The Coast Lucy Gray | 3.5 |
| Fight the Fade Second Horizon: Reimagined | 3.0 |
| Michael Jackson Thriller | 3.5 |
| Swans The Seer | 3.5 |
| Deafheaven Sunbather | 3.0 |
| Black Sabbath 13 | 3.5 |
| Zayn Mind of Mine | 3.5 |
| brokeNCYDE The Broken | 2.0 |
| Nathan Derr itsudattakke | 4.0 |
| Electric Callboy Bury Me in Fucking Vegas | 3.0 |
| Carly Rae Jepsen Kiss | 2.0 |
| HEALTH Get Color | 3.0 |
| Carly Rae Jepsen Emotion | 3.5 |
| Alice in Chains Dirt | 3.5 |
| Earache Records The World's Shortest Album | 1.5 |
| Theory of a Deadman Theory of a Deadman | 2.5 |
| 3 Doors Down Time of My Life | 2.5 |
| Matchbox Twenty Exile on Mainstream | 3.5 |
| Sacramental Blood Ternion Demonarchy | 3.0 |
| Relient K Apathetic | 3.5 |
| Relient K Mmhmm | 3.5 |
| Phedora The House of Ink | 3.5 |
| Linkin Park Xero | 1.0 |
| Converge Petitioning the Empty Sky | 3.0 |
| Trophy Scars Holy Vacants | 3.5 |
| Versailles Noble | 4.5 |
| Kamijo Symphony of the Vampire | 4.0 |
| Kamelot The Black Halo | 3.5 |
| Kamelot Silverthorn | 3.0 |
| Jakob Sines | 4.0 |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Miasma | 3.5 |
| Heaven Shall Burn Iconoclast (Part 1: The Final Resistance) | 3.5 |
| Heaven Shall Burn Invictus (Iconoclast III) | 3.0 |
| Heaven Shall Burn Veto | 3.5 |
| Yellowcard Ocean Avenue (Acoustic) | 2.5 |
| Godspeed You! Black Emperor 'Asunder, Sweet and Other Distress' | 3.0 |
| Riding Alone for Thousands of Miles Brick City Ghosts | 4.5 |
| Cloudkicker Let Yourself Be Huge | 4.0 |
| Cloudkicker Beacons | 3.5 |
| Josh Groban Closer | 4.5 |
| The modern day Frank Sinatra. Beautiful voice, beautiful album. |
| Weird Al Yankovic Running With Scissors | 3.5 |
| Pendulum Hold Your Colour | 3.0 |
| letlive. Fake History | 3.5 |
| Enter Shikari Common Dreads | 3.0 |
| Dot Dot Curve I'm Still Here | 1.0 |
| Rae Sremmurd SremmLife | 1.5 |
| will.i.am #Willpower | 1.0 |
| Neurotic November Anunnaki | 1.5 |
| Neurotic November Fighting Words | 2.5 |
| Fronzilla Party People's Anthem | 1.0 |
| ChugChugWob Redemption | 1.5 |
| Meshuggah Catch Thirtythree | 3.5 |
| Whitechapel Recorrupted | 2.5 |
| Suicide Silence No Time to Bleed | 2.5 |
| As Blood Runs Black Instinct | 3.0 |
| Emmure Felony | 1.0 |
| System of a Down Mezmerize | 3.0 |
| System of a Down Hypnotize | 3.5 |
| System of a Down Steal This Album! | 3.0 |
| System of a Down Toxicity | 4.0 |
| System of a Down System of a Down | 3.0 |
| Breathe Carolina Hello Fascination | 2.5 |
| Ronnie Radke Watch Me | 3.5 |
| This is actually fire though (what was released of it anyways) |
| Imagine Dragons Smoke + Mirrors | 1.5 |
| Oceans Ate Alaska Lost Isles | 3.5 |
| Art By Numbers Reticence: The Musical | 3.0 |
| The Human Abstract Moonlight Sonata | 3.5 |
| The Ghost Inside Dear Youth | 3.0 |
| The Story So Far Under Soil and Dirt | 4.0 |
| Neck Deep Life's Not Out To Get You | 4.0 |
| Beartooth Aggressive | 2.5 |
| Fallujah Dreamless | 2.5 |
| Unicorn Hole HD Remakes Round 1 | 3.0 |
| Fatal FE Speed Of Light | 3.0 |
| Crossfaith Xeno | 2.5 |
| Dark Tranquillity We Are the Void | 3.0 |
| In Flames Siren Charms | 2.5 |
| Blood Stain Child Mozaiq | 3.5 |
| The Playstations Thousand Voices from the Void | 3.0 |
| Unleashing My Demons Tran(ce)scen(e)dance | 1.0 |
| Bring Me the Horizon This Is What the Edge of Your Seat Was Made For | 2.5 |
| Architects All Our Gods Have Abandoned Us | 3.0 |
| Six Feet Under Graveyard Classics IV: The Number Of The Priest | 1.0 |
| My Chemical Romance I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love | 2.5 |
| Dir En Grey Dum Spiro Spero | 3.5 |
| Close To Home Never Back Down | 2.5 |
| Close To Home Momentum | 3.5 |
| brokeNCYDE Will Never Die | 1.5 |
| Architects The Here and Now | 2.5 |
| Our Last Night Younger Dreams | 3.0 |
| Our Last Night We Will All Evolve | 3.0 |
| We Came As Romans Tracing Back Roots | 3.0 |
| The Color Morale Know Hope | 3.5 |
| The Color Morale Hold On Pain Ends | 2.5 |
| Fit for a King Slave to Nothing | 3.5 |
| Silent Planet The Night God Slept | 3.5 |
| The Fall of Troy OK#2 | 3.5 |
| Necrophagist Epitaph | 4.0 |
| Meshuggah Koloss | 3.5 |
| Meshuggah obZen | 4.0 |
| Strapping Young Lad City | 4.5 |
| Sia This Is Acting | 2.0 |
| Lou Reed and Metallica Lulu | 1.0 |
| Serj Tankian Harakiri | 3.5 |
| Ariana Grande Yours Truly | 3.0 |
| xSPONGEXCOREx Bold and Thrash | 2.5 |
| Throw The Fight In Pursuit Of Tomorrow | 3.5 |
| First Fragment Dasein | 3.0 |
| The Fall of Troy The Fall of Troy | 3.0 |
| The Fall of Troy Doppelganger | 3.5 |
| Trust Company Dreaming In Black and White | 3.0 |
| Trust Company True Parallels | 3.0 |
| Trust Company The Lonely Position of Neutral | 4.5 |
| Still one of the most unique sounding vocalists in the genre. This band really captured something energetic and engaging on this album to a point where there's almost no problems with it overall. |
| Toothgrinder Nocturnal Masquerade | 3.5 |
| Throw The Fight What Doesn't Kill Us | 3.0 |
| Serene Paralysis Less Than Three | 3.0 |
| The Fall of Troy In the Unlikely Event | 2.0 |
| Bleeding Through Declaration | 3.5 |
| Underoath Lost in the Sound of Separation | 3.0 |
| As I Lay Dying Awakened | 3.0 |
| Parkway Drive Deep Blue | 3.5 |
| August Burns Red Rescue & Restore | 4.0 |
| Conducting from the Grave Conducting from the Grave | 4.0 |
| Apparitions Kiss Me Sleeping | 3.0 |
| Sixx:A.M. Modern Vintage | 2.0 |
| Annisokay Enigmatic Smile | 4.0 |
| Make Me Famous It's Now or Never | 3.5 |
| One Last Look Dreamers | 3.0 |
| Time Traveller Morla And The Red Balloon | 3.5 |
| Throw The Fight Transmissions | 4.0 |
| Marilyn Manson Born Villain | 2.5 |
| A Day To Remember For Those Who Have Heart (Reissue) | 3.5 |
| Linkin Park LPU XIII | 3.5 |
| Dope Group Therapy | 2.5 |
| Blue Stahli Antisleep Vol. 2 | 3.0 |
| Celldweller Soundtrack for the Voices in My Head | 3.0 |
| Capture Capture the Crown | 2.5 |
| Attack Attack! Attack Attack! (Deluxe Reissue) | 3.5 |
| As I Lay Dying Beneath the Encasing of Ashes | 2.5 |
| Bleeding Through The Great Fire | 3.0 |
| Silverstein Arrivals and Departures | 3.0 |
| Avenged Sevenfold Waking the Fallen: Resurrected | 4.0 |
| Bullet for My Valentine Bullet For My Valentine EP | 3.5 |
| The Relapse Symphony Time's Running Out - EP | 3.0 |
| The Relapse Symphony Born To Burn | 3.0 |
| The Relapse Symphony Shadows | 3.0 |
| Terror in Haddonfield Terror in Haddonfield | 3.0 |
| Sugarcult Start Static | 3.0 |
| Olafur Arnalds For Now I Am Winter | 4.0 |
| Senses Fail Renacer | 3.0 |
| Scar the Martyr Scar the Martyr | 3.0 |
| Stone Sour House of Gold and Bones - Part 1 | 3.0 |
| Starkill Virus of the Mind | 3.5 |
| Breaking Benjamin So Cold | 3.5 |
| Alien Ant Farm Always and Forever | 3.0 |
| Alien Ant Farm Up in the Attic | 3.0 |
| Alien Ant Farm ANThology | 3.5 |
| You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a one hit wonder. |
| Fort Minor The Rising Tied | 3.5 |
| Dead By Sunrise Out of Ashes | 3.0 |
| Papa Roach lovehatetragedy | 3.0 |
| Incubus (USA-CA) S.C.I.E.N.C.E. | 3.0 |
| Trapt The Acoustic Collection | 3.0 |
| Trapt Trapt | 3.0 |
| Framing Hanley A Promise to Burn | 3.0 |
| Framing Hanley The Sum of Who We Are | 3.5 |
| Framing Hanley The Moment | 4.0 |
| Hoobastank Fight or Flight | 2.5 |
| Hoobastank Hoobastank | 3.0 |
| Hoobastank The Reason | 3.5 |
| SR-71 Tomorrow | 3.5 |
| Social Repose Yalta | 3.5 |
| Icarus the Owl Icarus the Owl | 3.5 |
| Icarus the Owl Pilot Waves | 3.5 |
| Icarus the Owl Love Always, Leviathan | 4.0 |
| Knife Party Rage Valley | 3.0 |
| Skrillex More Monsters and Sprites | 2.5 |
| Ship Captain Crew House of Mercury | 3.5 |
| Set to Stun SET TO STUN and The Desperado Undead | 3.5 |
| The Acacia Strain Death Is the Only Mortal | 2.5 |
| Born of Osiris Soul Sphere | 3.0 |
| Chelsea Grin My Damnation | 2.5 |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Ritual | 3.5 |
| As Blood Runs Black Allegiance | 3.5 |
| Suicide Silence You Can't Stop Me | 3.0 |
| Carnifex The Diseased and Poisoned | 3.0 |
| Thy Art Is Murder Holy War | 3.0 |
| Whitechapel Our Endless War | 2.5 |
| Serpents Pestilence | 3.5 |
| DragonForce The Power Within | 3.0 |
| Rhapsody of Fire Into The Legend | 3.5 |
| Rhapsody of Fire From Chaos to Eternity | 4.5 |
| Ensiferum Victory Songs | 3.5 |
| Children of Bodom Halo of Blood | 3.5 |
| Mastodon The Hunter | 3.0 |
| Gojira L'Enfant Sauvage | 3.5 |
| Gojira The Way of All Flesh | 4.0 |
| Skycamefalling 10.21 | 4.0 |
| City of Caterpillar City of Caterpillar | 4.0 |
| Johann Johannsson Fordlandia | 4.0 |
| Olafur Arnalds ...And They Have Escaped The Weight Of Darkness | 5.0 |
| Olafur Arnalds Eulogy for Evolution | 5.0 |
| I'm not going to craft up some poignant soundoff to describe just how much I love this album, I'm just simply going to say that I love this shit. It's calming, relaxing, atmospheric, and grand. |
| AFI Black Sails in the Sunset | 3.5 |
| Sum 41 Half Hour Of Power | 3.0 |
| Gwen Stefani This Is What the Truth Feels Like | 1.0 |
| Sum 41 Chuck Acoustic | 3.5 |
| Pink Funhouse | 2.5 |
| Ashley Tisdale Headstrong | 2.5 |
| Yellowcard One for the Kids | 3.0 |
| Simple Plan No Pads, No Helmets... Just Balls | 2.5 |
| Good Charlotte Cardiology | 2.5 |
| Katy Perry Teenage Dream | 1.5 |
| Britney Spears Circus | 2.5 |
| Madonna Hard Candy | 2.0 |
| Lamb of God Resolution | 3.0 |
| Shadows Fall Threads of Life | 3.0 |
| Trivium Vengeance Falls | 2.5 |
| Muse Origin of Symmetry | 3.0 |
| Radiohead Pablo Honey | 2.0 |
| Blood on the Dance Floor It's Hard to Be a Diamond... | 1.0 |
| Saosin Saosin | 3.5 |
| Lana Del Rey Born to Die | 3.0 |
| Meghan Trainor Thank You | 1.0 |
Thank you...
For the objectivity boost |
| Meghan Trainor Title | 1.0 |
| Rush Clockwork Angels | 3.5 |
| Theory of a Deadman Gasoline | 2.5 |
| Nickelback The Long Road | 2.5 |
| Daughtry Baptized | 2.5 |
| Bjork Biophilia | 3.0 |
| Radiohead The King of Limbs | 2.5 |
| Alkaline Trio Goddamnit | 3.5 |
| AFI Burials | 3.0 |
| Slash Slash | 3.0 |
| Artist Vs Poet Favorite Fix | 4.0 |
| Undeniably hyper catchy. |
| Rage Against the Machine Rage Against the Machine | 3.0 |
| The Dillinger Escape Plan Option Paralysis | 3.5 |
| Architects Daybreaker | 3.0 |
| Architects Lost Forever // Lost Together | 3.0 |
| Cannibal Corpse A Skeletal Domain | 3.0 |
| Job For A Cowboy Ruination | 3.0 |
| Northlane Singularity | 3.0 |
| The Contortionist Exoplanet | 3.5 |
| Born of Osiris A Higher Place | 3.0 |
| After the Burial Wolves Within | 3.5 |
| Die Antwoord Ten$ion | 3.0 |
| Drake Take Care | 3.0 |
| Papa Roach The Connection | 2.5 |
| The Plot In You Happiness in Self Destruction | 3.5 |
| Heartist Nothing You Didn't Deserve | 3.0 |
| Tool Lateralus | 3.5 |
| Chevelle Hats Off To The Bull | 3.0 |
| Gideon Milestone | 2.5 |
| One Direction Made In The A.M. | 2.0 |
| Maroon 5 Overexposed | 1.5 |
| Squid the Whale Four More | 3.0 |
| Icona Pop This Is...Icona Pop | 2.0 |
| Charli XCX Sucker | 1.0 |
| Halsey Badlands | 2.0 |
| Chiodos Devil | 3.0 |
| Isles and Glaciers The Hearts of Lonely People | 2.5 |
| Wage War Blueprints | 4.0 |
| The Bunny The Bear If You Don't Have Anything Nice to Say... | 3.5 |
| The Bunny The Bear The Stomach for It | 2.5 |
| The Bunny The Bear Stories | 3.0 |
| The Bunny The Bear Food Chain | 3.0 |
| The Bunny The Bear A Liar Wrote This | 1.0 |
| If a liar really did write this album, it's relatively concrete proof that liars can't write good music. |
| Panic! at the Disco Too Weird to Live, Too Rare to Die! | 2.5 |
| Set It Off Duality | 3.5 |
| Set It Off Cinematics | 3.5 |
| Ludo You're Awful, I Love You | 3.0 |
| SECRETS Renditions | 3.0 |
| SECRETS The Ascent | 2.5 |
| SECRETS Everything That Got Us Here | 3.5 |
| SECRETS Fragile Figures | 4.0 |
| Bring Me the Horizon Suicide Season Cut Up! | 2.0 |
| We Came As Romans To Plant a Seed | 3.0 |
| Of Machines As If Everything Was Held In Place | 2.5 |
| A Skylit Drive Adelphia | 2.5 |
| The Word Alive Empire | 3.0 |
| Woe, Is Me Number[s] (Deluxe) | 3.0 |
| Woe, Is Me Number[s] | 4.0 |
| Woe, Is Me Genesi[s] | 3.0 |
| Woe, Is Me American Dream | 3.0 |
| Memphis May Fire Sleepwalking | 3.5 |
| Memphis May Fire The Hollow | 4.0 |
| Memphis May Fire Challenger | 3.5 |
| Memphis May Fire Unconditional | 3.0 |
| Amon Amarth Surtur Rising | 3.5 |
| Agalloch Ashes Against the Grain | 3.5 |
| Hello Kitty Suicide Club ^_^ | 1.0 |
| Thousand Foot Krutch The Art of Breaking | 3.0 |
| All That Remains Overcome | 2.0 |
| Outline In Color Outline In Color | 3.5 |
| Outline In Color Jury of Wolves | 3.0 |
| Outline In Color Struggle | 3.5 |
| Insomnium Since the Day It All Came Down | 3.5 |
| My Bloody Valentine m b v | 3.0 |
| Design the Skyline Nevaeh | 2.5 |
| Green Day Nimrod | 3.0 |
| Kanye West The Life of Pablo | 2.5 |
| Justin Timberlake FutureSex/LoveSounds | 2.5 |
| Mumford and Sons Babel | 2.5 |
| Vampire Weekend Modern Vampires of the City | 2.5 |
| Vampire Weekend Vampire Weekend | 1.5 |
| Various Artists (Punk) Punk Goes Pop | 3.0 |
| Various Artists (Punk) Punk Goes Christmas | 2.5 |
| Various Artists (Punk) Punk Goes Classic Rock | 2.5 |
| Various Artists (Punk) Punk Goes Crunk | 2.0 |
| Various Artists (Punk) Punk Goes Pop 2 | 3.5 |
| Various Artists (Punk) Punk Goes Pop 3 | 3.5 |
| Various Artists (Punk) Punk Goes Pop 4 | 3.0 |
| Various Artists (Punk) Punk Goes Pop 5 | 2.5 |
| Various Artists (Punk) Punk Goes 90s Vol. 2 | 3.5 |
| Various Artists (Punk) Punk Goes Pop Vol. 6 | 2.5 |
| Amoretta Seventeen Seventy | 3.0 |
| Atreyu Congregation of the Damned | 2.5 |
| The Amity Affliction Let the Ocean Take Me | 3.0 |
| Amethystium Transience | 3.5 |
| All You Can Eat Seekers | 3.5 |
| Deadlock Wolves | 4.0 |
| The Agonist Lullabies for the Dormant Mind | 3.5 |
| The Agonist Prisoners | 3.5 |
| Aerosmith Big Ones | 4.0 |
| Adestria Chapters | 4.0 |
| Adelitas Way Home School Valedictorian | 3.5 |
| AdaKain Never Coming Home | 3.5 |
| Abnormality Mechanisms of Omniscience | 3.5 |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Abysmal | 3.5 |
| Allegaeon Formshifter | 3.5 |
| Allegaeon Elements of the Infinite | 3.5 |
| Allegaeon Fragments of Form and Function | 4.0 |
| Abhorrent Decimation Miasmic Mutation | 4.0 |
| Sigur Ros Takk... | 3.5 |
| Ariana Grande Dangerous Woman | 3.5 |
| Guns N' Roses Appetite for Destruction | 3.5 |
| AC/DC Highway To Hell | 2.0 |
| BryanStars Follow Your Dreams | 2.0 |
| Saosin Along the Shadow | 4.0 |
| Alive Like Me Only Forever | 3.5 |
| Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea | 2.0 |
| Breathe Carolina Hell Is What You Make It | 2.5 |
| Death Grips Bottomless Pit | 2.5 |
| DevilDriver Winter Kills | 3.0 |
| Suffocation Pinnacle of Bedlam | 3.5 |
| Zygoma The Highest Court | 2.5 |
| Dance Gavin Dance Instant Gratification | 2.5 |
| Like Moths to Flames The Dying Things We Live For | 3.0 |
| Hands Like Houses Unimagine | 3.0 |
| Hands Like Houses Dissonants | 3.5 |
| Crown the Empire Demos | 2.5 |
| Silverstein When Broken Is Easily Fixed | 3.0 |
| Light Up the Sky Nightlife | 3.5 |
| SikTh Opacities | 3.5 |
| Volumes Via | 2.5 |
| Volumes No Sleep | 3.5 |
| Issues Headspace | 4.5 |
| Issues Black Diamonds | 3.5 |
| Issues Diamond Dreams | 4.0 |
| Issues Issues | 4.0 |
| DevilDriver Trust No One | 2.5 |
| Red Giant (USA-NJ) Infinity | 3.0 |
| Dance Gavin Dance Happiness | 2.5 |
| Modern Baseball Holy Ghost | 2.5 |
| Dance Gavin Dance Tree City Sessions | 3.5 |
| Miss May I Rise of the Lion | 1.0 |
| Melanie Martinez Cry Baby | 2.5 |
| No daddy, yamete |
| xSPONGEXCOREx The Panty Raid | 2.0 |
| If the breakdowns don't get my krabby patties turnt the fuck up, I won't be impressed. |
| The Devil Wears Prada Space | 3.0 |
| NF Therapy Session | 3.0 |
| Macklemore and Ryan Lewis This Unruly Mess I've Made | 1.5 |
| Macklemore and Ryan Lewis The Heist | 3.0 |
| Ne Obliviscaris Portal of I | 3.5 |
| Owl City Ocean Eyes | 2.5 |
| The 1975 I Like It When You Sleep, For You Are So Beautiful Yet So Unaware of It | 2.5 |
| Northlane Node | 3.5 |
| Northlane Discoveries | 2.5 |
| The Contortionist Language | 3.5 |
| Counterparts Prophets | 3.5 |
| Counterparts The Current Will Carry Us | 3.5 |
| The Ghost Inside Get What You Give | 3.0 |
| The Human Abstract Digital Veil | 4.0 |
| Hawthorne Heights Hurt | 3.5 |
| Hawthorne Heights The Silence in Black and White | 3.0 |
| Hawthorne Heights Zero | 2.5 |
| The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus The Hell or High Water | 3.5 |
| The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus Et Tu, Brute? | 3.5 |
| The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus 4 | 2.5 |
| The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus Am I the Enemy | 3.0 |
| The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus Lonely Road | 3.0 |
| The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus Don't You Fake It | 4.0 |
| The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza Danza IIII: The Alpha - The Omega | 3.5 |
| The Used Vulnerable | 3.0 |
| The Used The Used | 3.0 |
| The Used Lies for the Liars | 3.0 |
| The Word Alive Life Cycles | 2.5 |
| Man Overboard Man Overboard | 2.5 |
| Man Overboard Heart Attack | 2.5 |
| Transit Young New England | 3.0 |
| xSPONGEXCOREx Don't Mess With TexXxas | 3.0 |
| xSPONGEXCOREx How Tough Are Yah? | 2.5 |
| Twenty One Pilots Blurryface | 1.0 |
I wonder if through all the "self-awareness" that this album supposedly promotes, if they ever
stopped to realize that the compositions themselves are about as entertaining as getting your
nards stomped on by a horse on crack. |
| Forever the Sickest Kids Underdog Alma Mater | 3.0 |
| Blessthefall Witness | 3.0 |
| A Skylit Drive Rise | 3.0 |
| Abandon All Ships Abandon All Ships! | 2.5 |
| Every Time I Die Ex Lives | 4.0 |
| Beartooth Sick | 3.5 |
| Beartooth Disgusting | 4.0 |
| Green Day Insomniac | 3.0 |
| The Offspring Rise and Fall, Rage and Grace | 3.0 |
| blink-182 Dogs Eating Dogs | 3.0 |
| Hollywood Undead American Tragedy | 2.5 |
| Hollywood Undead Notes From the Underground | 3.0 |
| Hollywood Undead Swan Songs | 3.5 |
| At the Gates Slaughter of the Soul | 3.0 |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Nocturnal | 4.0 |
| Cannibal Corpse Kill | 3.0 |
| Job For A Cowboy Sun Eater | 4.0 |
| Job For A Cowboy Demonocracy | 3.5 |
| As Blood Runs Black Ground Zero | 3.5 |
| Born of Osiris Tomorrow We Die Alive | 2.5 |
| Rings of Saturn Lugal Ki En | 3.0 |
| Chelsea Grin Evolve | 3.0 |
| Chelsea Grin Ashes To Ashes | 3.0 |
| Suicide Silence The Black Crown | 3.0 |
| Thy Art Is Murder Hate | 3.5 |
| The Acacia Strain Coma Witch | 2.0 |
| Black Tongue Born Hanged | 1.5 |
| Emmure Speaker Of The Dead | 2.5 |
| Emmure Eternal Enemies | 3.0 |
| Hail the Sun Wake | 3.5 |
| The Fall of Troy OK | 3.0 |
| The Dillinger Escape Plan One of Us Is the Killer | 3.0 |
| Iwrestledabearonce Iwrestledabearonce | 2.5 |
| I Set My Friends On Fire You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter | 3.0 |
| We Butter The Bread With Butter Der Tag An Dem Die Welt Unterging | 3.0 |
| Dr. Acula Slander | 3.0 |
| Attila Guilty Pleasure | 3.0 |
| Attila About That Life | 3.5 |
| Attila Outlawed | 4.0 |
| August Burns Red Leveler | 3.0 |
| Converge Axe to Fall | 3.0 |
| Converge No Heroes | 2.5 |
| Converge All We Love We Leave Behind | 3.5 |
| Converge Jane Doe | 4.5 |
| Botch We Are the Romans | 3.5 |
| This or the Apocalypse Haunt What's Left | 4.0 |
| Underoath Define the Great Line | 3.0 |
| Underoath They're Only Chasing Safety | 3.0 |
| Kanye West Yeezus | 1.5 |
| The Black Keys El Camino | 1.5 |
| One of the most pretentious, boring, and lethargic albums that I've ever had the moderate displeasure of hearing. When your shitty album can't even muster up more than a moderate displeasure, you know it's super lazy. |
| Florence and the Machine Ceremonials | 2.0 |
| Jack's Mannequin Everything in Transit | 3.0 |
| Sigur Ros ( ) | 4.0 |
| Yndi Halda Enjoy Eternal Bliss | 4.0 |
| Godspeed You! Black Emperor 'Allelujah! Don't Bend! Ascend! | 3.5 |
| Godspeed You! Black Emperor F♯ A♯ ∞ | 4.0 |
| Anberlin New Surrender | 3.0 |
| Ariana Grande My Everything | 3.0 |
| Radiohead A Moon Shaped Pool | 2.5 |
| Draconian Sovran | 4.0 |
| OOMPH! GlaubeLiebeTod | 3.0 |
| Rammstein Liebe Ist Für Alle Da | 3.0 |
| Deathstars The Greatest Hits On Earth | 3.0 |
| Deathstars Synthetic Generation | 3.0 |
| Deathstars Termination Bliss | 3.0 |
| Deathstars Night Electric Night | 4.0 |
| Cradle of Filth Darkly, Darkly, Venus Aversa | 3.0 |
| Cradle of Filth Hammer of the Witches | 3.5 |
| Dimmu Borgir Abrahadabra | 3.5 |
| Agalloch The Serpent and the Sphere | 3.0 |
| Agalloch The Mantle | 3.0 |
| Agalloch Marrow of the Spirit | 4.0 |
| Starset Transmissions | 4.0 |
| Crosses Crosses | 4.0 |
| In all honesty, Chino should just forget Deftones and his other two projects and focus on this. This is easily the best project of his. |
| Deftones Deftones | 3.0 |
| Deftones Koi No Yokan | 3.0 |
| Deftones Diamond Eyes | 3.0 |
| Thirty Seconds to Mars Love Lust Faith + Dreams | 1.5 |
| Thirty Seconds to Mars This Is War | 3.0 |
| Thirty Seconds to Mars A Beautiful Lie | 3.5 |
| Thirty Seconds to Mars 30 Seconds To Mars | 3.5 |
| The Beatles Abbey Road | 2.5 |
| Queen Queen | 3.5 |
| Queen Queen II | 4.0 |
| Muse The 2nd Law | 2.0 |
| Muse Drones | 1.5 |
| Imagine Dragons Night Visions | 2.0 |
| fun. Some Nights | 1.0 |
| Robin Thicke Blurred Lines | 1.5 |
| Justin Timberlake The 20/20 Experience | 2.5 |
| Justin Bieber Believe | 2.5 |
| Justin Bieber Purpose | 3.5 |
| One Direction Four | 3.0 |
| Weezer Everything Will Be Alright in the End | 3.5 |
| Weezer The White Album | 3.5 |
| Radiohead OK Computer | 2.5 |
| The Mars Volta Noctourniquet | 2.5 |
| Coheed and Cambria The Afterman: Descension | 3.0 |
| Coheed and Cambria The Afterman: Ascension | 3.0 |
| Dance Gavin Dance Acceptance Speech | 2.5 |
| Dance Gavin Dance Dance Gavin Dance | 2.5 |
| Dance Gavin Dance Downtown Battle Mountain II | 3.5 |
| Rain City Drive Through Art We Are All Equals | 2.5 |
| Rain City Drive Routine Breathing | 2.0 |
| Emarosa Relativity | 3.0 |
| Chiodos All's Well That Ends Well | 2.5 |
| Chiodos Bone Palace Ballet | 2.5 |
| All Time Low Dirty Work | 2.5 |
| My Ticket Home To Create a Cure | 2.5 |
| Animals As Leaders Animals as Leaders | 3.5 |
| Animals As Leaders Weightless | 3.5 |
| Animals As Leaders The Joy of Motion | 3.0 |
| Periphery Juggernaut: Omega | 3.0 |
| Periphery Juggernaut: Alpha | 3.0 |
| Periphery Periphery II: This Time It's Personal | 3.0 |
| Fall Out Boy Take This to Your Grave | 3.0 |
| Fall Out Boy American Beauty/American Psycho | 2.5 |
| Fall Out Boy Folie a Deux | 3.0 |
| Maroon 5 Songs About Jane | 2.5 |
| Maroon 5 V | 1.0 |
This does not move like Mick Jagger.
Even if Mick Jagger had been dead for a thousand years and was just a pile of bones, this still
would not be able to move like Mick Jagger. |
| The Cab Symphony Soldier | 3.0 |
| Dashboard Confessional Dusk and Summer | 2.5 |
| Taking Back Sunday Louder Now | 3.5 |
| Gwen Stefani The Sweet Escape | 2.5 |
| Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus and Her Dead Petz | 2.5 |
| Miley Cyrus Can't Be Tamed | 3.0 |
| Miley Cyrus Bangerz | 3.5 |
| Lady Gaga Artpop | 1.5 |
| Lady Gaga The Fame | 2.0 |
| Lady Gaga Born This Way | 1.0 |
| I'm on the right track baby, I perform this way. |
| Britney Spears Britney Jean | 2.5 |
| Selena Gomez Revival | 2.5 |
| Taylor Swift Fearless | 2.5 |
| Taylor Swift Red | 1.0 |
| Taylor Swift 1989 | 1.5 |
| Avril Lavigne Let Go | 3.5 |
| Avril Lavigne Under My Skin | 3.5 |
| Avril Lavigne The Best Damn Thing | 3.0 |
| Avril Lavigne Goodbye Lullaby | 4.0 |
| Deryck Whibley and Avril Lavigne wrote this album together despite being divorced. If they can do that, I can make it to the gym four times a week. Motivational shit yo. |
| Avril Lavigne Avril Lavigne | 3.5 |
| Tonight Alive Limitless | 1.5 |
| Tonight Alive The Other Side | 3.5 |
| Tonight Alive What Are You So Scared Of? | 3.5 |
| The Academy Is... Fast Times at Barrington High | 3.0 |
| The All-American Rejects Kids in the Street | 2.5 |
| The All-American Rejects When the World Comes Down | 2.5 |
| The All-American Rejects Move Along | 4.0 |
| Simple Plan Taking One for the Team | 2.5 |
| Simple Plan Get Your Heart On! | 2.5 |
| Simple Plan Simple Plan | 3.5 |
| Simple Plan Still Not Getting Any... | 3.5 |
| Green Day Dookie | 3.5 |
| Green Day ¡UNO! | 2.5 |
| Green Day iDOS! | 2.0 |
| Green Day iTRE! | 3.0 |
| Green Day 21st Century Breakdown | 2.0 |
| Green Day American Idiot | 5.0 |
| blink-182 Enema Of The State | 3.5 |
| blink-182 Take Off Your Pants And Jacket | 3.5 |
| blink-182 Neighborhoods | 3.5 |
| blink-182 Blink-182 | 4.0 |
| The Offspring Smash | 3.0 |
| The Offspring Americana | 3.0 |
| The Offspring Days Go By | 2.5 |
| Sum 41 Does This Look Infected? | 3.5 |
| Sum 41 Chuck | 4.5 |
| How much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? |
| Sum 41 Underclass Hero | 4.0 |
| Sum 41 All Killer No Filler | 3.5 |
| Sum 41 Screaming Bloody Murder | 3.5 |
| Yellowcard Lift a Sail | 3.0 |
| Yellowcard When You're Through Thinking, Say Yes | 3.5 |
| Yellowcard Southern Air | 4.0 |
| Yellowcard Paper Walls | 3.5 |
| Yellowcard Lights and Sounds | 3.5 |
| Yellowcard Ocean Avenue | 4.0 |
| PVRIS White Noise | 3.5 |
| Paramore All We Know Is Falling | 3.0 |
| The Graduate Anhedonia | 4.0 |
| Go Radio Close the Distance | 3.0 |
| Go Radio Lucky Street | 3.5 |
| Madonna MDNA | 1.0 |
"Well, I mean.. it could be worse. "Gang Bang" is actually pretty good."
The fact that the best track on a Madonna album is titled "Gang Bang" pretty much says all that
needs to be said about this. |
| Ashley Tisdale Guilty Pleasure | 2.5 |
| Kelly Clarkson Breakaway | 3.5 |
| Hey Monday Hold On Tight | 3.5 |
| We Are The In Crowd Best Intentions | 3.0 |
| Jason Lancaster As You Are | 3.0 |
| You Me At Six Sinners Never Sleep | 3.0 |
| The Maine Pioneer | 3.0 |
| La Dispute Rooms of the House | 1.5 |
| La Dispute Wildlife | 2.5 |
| La Dispute Somewhere at the Bottom of the River Between Vega and Altair | 1.0 |
| mewithoutYou Pale Horses | 3.0 |
| Thrice Major/Minor | 3.5 |
| Brand New Daisy | 3.0 |
| Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me | 2.5 |
| Jimmy Eat World Futures | 4.0 |
| Mayday Parade Tales Told By Dead Friends | 3.0 |
| Metallica Death Magnetic | 2.5 |
| Metallica St. Anger | 1.0 |
| Egypt Central White Rabbit | 3.0 |
| Drowning Pool Sinner | 3.0 |
| Buckcherry Fifteen | 2.5 |
| Nirvana In Utero | 2.5 |
| Nirvana Nevermind | 2.5 |
| 12 Stones 12 Stones | 3.0 |
| Crossfade Falling Away | 3.0 |
| Daughtry Break the Spell | 2.5 |
| Daughtry Leave This Town | 3.0 |
| Daughtry Daughtry | 3.5 |
| Godsmack Faceless | 2.5 |
| Saliva Blood Stained Love Story | 2.5 |
| Rev Theory Light It Up | 3.0 |
| Hinder Extreme Behavior | 1.0 |
| Goo Goo Dolls Dizzy Up The Girl | 3.0 |
| Train California 37 | 1.0 |
| Train Drops of Jupiter | 3.0 |
| "I deeply regret parting with my $30." Bruh, I know this sound-off of yours was from literally a decade ago, but you paid 30 dollars for this? |
| Matchbox Twenty Yourself or Someone Like You | 3.5 |
| Matchbox Twenty More Than You Think You Are | 5.0 |
| Album is the definitive magnum opus of 2000s radio rock. Wonderful vocals with perfectly fitting backing instrumentation. Holds up damn fine over the years. |
| 3 Doors Down Us and the Night | 2.5 |
| 3 Doors Down Away from the Sun | 3.0 |
| 3 Doors Down The Better Life | 3.0 |
| Theory of a Deadman The Truth Is... | 2.5 |
| Theory of a Deadman Savages | 3.0 |
| Theory of a Deadman Scars and Souvenirs | 3.5 |
| This shit is perfect for listening if your partner just cheated on you / you feel like your life sucks tbh. Fun no-nonsense rock / country album. |
| Nickelback No Fixed Address | 2.5 |
| Nickelback Dark Horse | 2.5 |
| Nickelback Here and Now | 2.5 |
| Nickelback Silver Side Up | 3.0 |
| Nickelback All the Right Reasons | 4.0 |
| This is the absolute pinnacle of generic radio rock, and most of the people who disagree are too busy being caught in the luscious waves of Chad Kroeger's ramen noodle hair. |
| Creed Human Clay | 2.5 |
| Dark New Day Twelve Year Silence | 3.0 |
| Sevendust Time Travelers and Bonfires | 3.5 |
| Sevendust Black Out the Sun | 3.5 |
| Sevendust Cold Day Memory | 3.5 |
| Lacuna Coil Broken Crown Halo | 3.0 |
| Within Temptation The Unforgiving | 3.0 |
| Three Days Grace Transit of Venus | 2.5 |
| Decyfer Down Crash | 2.5 |
| Pillar Where Do We Go from Here | 3.0 |
| Skillet Collide | 3.0 |
| Skillet Rise | 2.5 |
| Thousand Foot Krutch Set It Off | 3.0 |
| Thousand Foot Krutch The Flame in All of Us | 3.0 |
| Thousand Foot Krutch Phenomenon | 3.5 |
| Thousand Foot Krutch Welcome to the Masquerade | 4.0 |
| Thousand Foot Krutch The End Is Where We Begin | 3.5 |
| Thousand Foot Krutch Oxygen: Inhale | 1.0 |
| Ill Nino One Nation Underground | 3.0 |
| Korn The Path of Totality | 1.5 |
| Blue Stahli Antisleep Vol. 03 | 3.0 |
| Mindless Self Indulgence <3 | 3.0 |
| Mindless Self Indulgence You'll Rebel To Anything | 3.0 |
| Mindless Self Indulgence If | 3.0 |
| Dope No Regrets | 3.0 |
| Dope Life | 3.0 |
| Device Device | 3.0 |
| Disturbed Believe | 4.0 |
| Disturbed The Sickness | 3.0 |
| Disturbed Ten Thousand Fists | 3.5 |
| Disturbed Indestructible | 3.5 |
| Disturbed Asylum | 3.5 |
| Disturbed Immortalized | 3.0 |
| Ensiferum From Afar | 4.0 |
| Wintersun Time I | 3.5 |
| Wintersun Wintersun | 3.0 |
| Children of Bodom I Worship Chaos | 4.0 |
| Dark Tranquillity Fiction | 3.5 |
| Porcupine Tree Deadwing | 3.5 |
| Opeth Blackwater Park | 4.0 |
| Be'lakor Of Breath and Bone | 4.0 |
| Amon Amarth Jomsviking | 3.5 |
| Amon Amarth Deceiver of the Gods | 3.5 |
| Amon Amarth Twilight of the Thunder God | 3.5 |
| Insomnium Shadows of the Dying Sun | 4.0 |
| In Flames Sounds of a Playground Fading | 3.0 |
| Kalmah For the Revolution | 4.0 |
| Gleaming guitars with riffing death metal goodness. All in a day's work for Kalmah. |
| Kalmah 12 Gauge | 4.0 |
| Kalmah Seventh Swamphony | 3.5 |
| DevilDriver Beast | 3.0 |
| Panic! at the Disco Pretty. Odd. | 3.0 |
| brokeNCYDE I'm Not a Fan, but the Kids Like It! | 2.0 |
| brokeNCYDE All Grown Up | 2.5 |
| The production values have jumped up leaps and bounds, it's actually catchy now. |
| Nicki Minaj The Pinkprint | 3.0 |
| Blood on the Dance Floor Blood Unplugged | 3.0 |
| Blood on the Dance Floor Clubbed to Death | 2.5 |
| Blood on the Dance Floor Anthem of the Outcast | 3.0 |
| Blood on the Dance Floor Cruel Pornography | 2.0 |
| Blood on the Dance Floor Bitchcraft | 3.0 |
| Blood on the Dance Floor Bad Blood | 3.5 |
| This is an incredibly fun album; infectiously catchy, and wildly over the top while at the same time being far more subdued than their previous efforts. |
| Blood on the Dance Floor Evolution | 2.5 |
| Still better than Metallica |
| Blood on the Dance Floor All the Rage | 2.5 |
| Blood on the Dance Floor EPIC | 3.0 |
| Jeffree Star Beauty Killer | 2.0 |
| HORSE the band Desperate Living | 3.0 |
| In Fear and Faith Your World On Fire | 3.0 |
| Winds of Plague Against the World | 3.0 |
| Winds of Plague The Great Stone War | 3.0 |
| Winds of Plague Decimate the Weak | 3.5 |
| All That Remains A War You Cannot Win | 1.5 |
| As I Lay Dying The Powerless Rise | 3.5 |
| Bleeding Through Bleeding Through | 3.0 |
| Motionless in White Reincarnate | 3.5 |
| Motionless in White Infamous | 3.5 |
| Motionless in White Creatures | 3.5 |
| Asking Alexandria Under the Influence | 2.0 |
| Enter Shikari Sorry, You're Not A Winner/OK! Time For Plan B! | 3.5 |
| I See Stars Renegades Forever | 3.5 |
| I See Stars New Demons [Remixes] | 2.5 |
| I See Stars Phases | 3.5 |
| Breathe Carolina Savages | 3.0 |
| The Medic Droid What's Your Medium | 3.0 |
| From First to Last Dead Trees | 3.5 |
| Alexisonfire Alexisonfire | 3.0 |
| AFI Sing the Sorrow | 3.0 |
| AFI Decemberunderground | 3.0 |
| Silverstein A Shipwreck in the Sand | 3.5 |
| Aiden Aiden | 1.0 |
| Depeche Mode Sounds Of The Universe | 3.0 |
| Depeche Mode Violator | 3.5 |
| Depeche Mode Delta Machine | 3.0 |
| William Control The Neuromancer | 2.5 |
| William Control Hate Culture | 1.5 |
| Rihanna A Girl Like Me | 2.5 |
| Rihanna Good Girl Gone Bad | 2.5 |
| Rihanna ANTI | 2.5 |
| Beyonce Beyonce | 1.0 |
| Beyonce Lemonade | 1.0 |
| Andy Black The Shadow Side | 5.0 |
| Come on, are any of you really surprised that I love this so much? |
| The Maine Black & White | 3.5 |
| Brand New Deja Entendu | 3.5 |
| Mayday Parade Black Lines | 3.5 |
| Mayday Parade Anywhere But Here | 3.5 |
| Mayday Parade Monsters in the Closet | 3.5 |
| Mayday Parade Valdosta | 3.5 |
| Mayday Parade A Lesson In Romantics | 4.5 |
| Mayday Parade Mayday Parade | 5.0 |
| Album still makes me tear up a fair bit on some nights tbh. |
| State Champs The Acoustic Things | 3.5 |
| Evanescence Evanescence | 3.5 |
| Evanescence The Open Door | 3.5 |
| Evanescence Fallen | 4.0 |
| Atomship The Crash of `47 | 3.5 |
| Submersed In Due Time | 3.5 |
| Submersed Immortal Verses | 3.5 |
| Alter Bridge AB III | 3.5 |
| Evans Blue The Melody and the Energetic Nature of Volume | 3.5 |
| Three Days Grace Human | 3.0 |
| Three Days Grace Life Starts Now | 3.5 |
| Three Days Grace Three Days Grace | 3.5 |
| Within Temptation The Heart of Everything | 3.0 |
| Seether Disclaimer II | 3.5 |
| Three Days Grace One-X | 4.5 |
| Papa Roach Infest | 3.0 |
| Papa Roach Getting Away With Murder | 3.5 |
| Papa Roach Metamorphosis | 2.5 |
| Papa Roach The Paramour Sessions | 3.5 |
| Papa Roach F.E.A.R. | 4.0 |
| Limp Bizkit Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water | 2.5 |
| Limp Bizkit Results May Vary | 2.5 |
| Deftones White Pony | 3.5 |
| Korn The Paradigm Shift | 3.0 |
| Stone Sour Come What(ever) May | 3.5 |
| Slipknot Slipknot | 3.0 |
| Slipknot Iowa | 3.0 |
| Slipknot .5: The Gray Chapter | 3.0 |
| Slipknot Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses | 3.5 |
| Slipknot All Hope Is Gone | 4.0 |
| Like Moths to Flames When We Don't Exist | 3.5 |
| Flyleaf Flyleaf | 3.0 |
| Flyleaf Memento Mori | 3.5 |
| Skillet Comatose | 4.0 |
| Skillet Awake | 3.5 |
| Breaking Benjamin We Are Not Alone | 3.0 |
| Breaking Benjamin Saturate | 3.5 |
| Breaking Benjamin Dark Before Dawn | 4.5 |
| If this is the "dark", then their next album is going to be an absolutely spectacular dawn. |
| Breaking Benjamin Dear Agony | 4.0 |
| Breaking Benjamin Phobia | 5.0 |
| Red (USA) Release the Panic: Recalibrated | 3.5 |
| Red (USA) Release the Panic | 3.5 |
| Red (USA) Innocence and Instinct | 5.0 |
| Red (USA) Until We Have Faces | 4.5 |
| Drastically underrated album, mainly because what everyone loves is still here. I just think most of the listeners got tired of that specific sound (and the fact that this is more ballad oriented) |
| Red (USA) Of Beauty and Rage | 4.5 |
| Red (USA) End of Silence | 5.0 |
| 10 Years The Autumn Effect | 3.5 |
| 10 Years Feeding the Wolves | 3.5 |
| Chevelle Wonder What's Next | 3.5 |
| Whitechapel Whitechapel | 3.0 |
| Miss May I Monument | 3.0 |
| Miss May I At Heart | 3.0 |
| Miss May I Deathless | 3.0 |
| The Devil Wears Prada Plagues | 3.0 |
| The Devil Wears Prada Zombie | 4.0 |
| The Devil Wears Prada 8:18 | 2.5 |
| The Devil Wears Prada With Roots Above and Branches Below | 3.0 |
| The Devil Wears Prada Dead Throne | 3.5 |
| Crown the Empire Limitless | 3.5 |
| Crown the Empire The Fallout | 4.0 |
| Crown the Empire The Resistance: Rise of the Runaways | 4.0 |
| Abandon All Ships Geeving | 2.5 |
| Abandon All Ships Infamous | 3.0 |
| Abandon All Ships Malocchio | 2.5 |
| The March Ahead The March Ahead | 3.5 |
| Asking Alexandria Stepped Up and Scratched | 3.5 |
| Asking Alexandria Life Gone Wild | 2.5 |
| Asking Alexandria The Irony of Your Perfection | 3.0 |
| Asking Alexandria Stand Up and Scream | 4.0 |
| Asking Alexandria Reckless and Relentless | 4.5 |
| The best party album, hands fucking down. |
| Asking Alexandria From Death to Destiny | 3.0 |
| Asking Alexandria The Black | 4.0 |
| Pendulum Immersion | 3.5 |
| Fatal FE Renaissance | 3.5 |
| Enter Shikari The Mindsweep | 3.0 |
| Enter Shikari A Flash Flood of Colour | 3.0 |
| Enter Shikari Take to the Skies | 4.0 |
| Veil of Maya Eclipse | 2.5 |
| Veil of Maya Matriarch | 3.5 |
| Born of Osiris The Discovery | 3.5 |
| Periphery Periphery | 3.5 |
| Rise Against Siren Song of the Counter Culture | 3.5 |
| Rise Against The Sufferer and the Witness | 3.0 |
| Rise Against Appeal to Reason | 3.0 |
| Rise Against Endgame | 3.0 |
| Rise Against The Black Market | 3.0 |
| A Day To Remember For Those Who Have Heart | 3.5 |
| A Day To Remember Homesick | 3.5 |
| A Day To Remember What Separates Me from You | 3.5 |
| A Day To Remember Common Courtesy | 4.0 |
| dangerkids collapse | 3.5 |
| The Browning Burn This World | 3.5 |
| Capture Live Life | 3.5 |
| Capture Til Death | 3.0 |
| Capture Reign of Terror | 4.0 |
| Album is an almost unbelievable improvement from their first effort. |
| Electric Callboy Crystals | 3.0 |
| That's Outrageous! Psycho | 3.0 |
| Architects Hollow Crown | 3.5 |
| Bring Me the Horizon Count Your Blessings | 3.0 |
| Bring Me the Horizon Suicide Season | 4.0 |
| Bring Me the Horizon There Is a Hell, Believe Me I've Seen It... | 4.5 |
| Bring Me the Horizon Sempiternal | 4.0 |
| Bring Me the Horizon That's the Spirit | 4.0 |
| Alesana Confessions | 3.0 |
| Alesana The Emptiness | 3.0 |
| A Skylit Drive Identity on Fire | 3.0 |
| A Skylit Drive Wires...and the Concept of Breathing | 3.5 |
| A Skylit Drive ASD | 3.5 |
| Before Their Eyes Before Their Eyes | 3.5 |
| Before Their Eyes Midwest Modesty | 3.5 |
| We Came As Romans Understanding What We've Grown to Be | 3.5 |
| We Came As Romans We Came As Romans | 3.5 |
| The Word Alive Real. | 3.5 |
| The Word Alive Deceiver | 4.0 |
| The Word Alive Dark Matter | 4.0 |
| The darker twist to this band's sound sounds a lot more genuine, and emotionally charged, compared to their last effort. |
| Avenged Sevenfold Sounding the Seventh Trumpet | 3.0 |
| Avenged Sevenfold Hail to the King | 3.0 |
| Avenged Sevenfold Nightmare | 4.5 |
| Avenged Sevenfold Avenged Sevenfold | 5.0 |
| Avenged Sevenfold Waking the Fallen | 4.5 |
| Avenged Sevenfold City of Evil | 5.0 |
| Twas the album that got me into music in the first place, twas the album that still rules hard. |
| In Fear and Faith Symphonies | 3.0 |
| In Fear and Faith Imperial | 3.0 |
| In Fear and Faith In Fear and Faith | 4.5 |
| Scary Kids Scaring Kids Scary Kids Scaring Kids | 3.0 |
| All Time Low So Wrong, It's Right | 3.5 |
| All Time Low Don't Panic | 4.5 |
| All Time Low Future Hearts | 3.5 |
| Sleeping With Sirens If You Were a Movie, This Would Be Your Soundtrack | 4.5 |
| Sleeping With Sirens With Ears to See and Eyes to Hear | 4.0 |
| Sleeping With Sirens Let's Cheers to This | 4.0 |
| Sleeping With Sirens Feel | 3.5 |
| Sleeping With Sirens Madness | 3.5 |
| Paramore Brand New Eyes | 3.5 |
| Paramore Paramore | 3.0 |
| Paramore Riot! | 4.0 |
| Cobra Starship While the City Sleeps, We Rule the Stree | 3.0 |
| Cobra Starship ¡Viva La Cobra! | 3.0 |
| Panic! at the Disco A Fever You Can't Sweat Out | 3.5 |
| Panic! at the Disco Vices & Virtues | 4.0 |
| Panic! at the Disco Death of a Bachelor | 3.5 |
| Fall Out Boy PAX AM Days | 2.5 |
| Fall Out Boy Save Rock and Roll | 2.0 |
| Fall Out Boy Infinity on High | 4.0 |
| Fall Out Boy From Under the Cork Tree | 5.0 |
If this is emo pop punk then just go ahead and put some guyliner and catchy melodies right on my
music taste fam. Album rules. |
| My Chemical Romance Conventional Weapons | 3.5 |
| My Chemical Romance May Death Never Stop You | 3.0 |
| My Chemical Romance Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys | 3.0 |
| My Chemical Romance Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge | 4.0 |
| My Chemical Romance The Black Parade | 4.5 |
| When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city, and told me to get a job instead of writing Sputnik soundoffs. Somehow I managed to do both. |
| The Plot In You Could You Watch Your Children Burn | 3.5 |
| My Ticket Home The Opportunity To Be | 3.0 |
| My Ticket Home Strangers Only | 3.5 |
| Dayshell Dayshell | 4.0 |
| If you enjoy relaxed tones with a heavy mix emphasis on bass and vocals, I urge you to give Dayshell a try. Shayley's still figuring out exactly what he can do, but oh boy do his vocals soar. |
| Of Mice and Men Of Mice and Men | 4.5 |
| High school jams that really never get old. |
| Of Mice and Men Restoring Force | 3.0 |
| Of Mice and Men The Flood | 5.0 |
| Attack Attack! This Means War | 3.5 |
| Attack Attack! Someday Came Suddenly | 4.0 |
| Attack Attack! Attack Attack! | 3.5 |
| Sky Eats Airplane Everything Perfect on the Wrong Day | 2.5 |
| I See Stars 3D | 3.0 |
| I See Stars The End of the World Party | 3.0 |
| I See Stars Digital Renegade | 3.5 |
| I See Stars New Demons | 3.5 |
| Linkin Park The Hunting Party | 3.0 |
| Linkin Park Living Things | 4.0 |
| Linkin Park A Thousand Suns | 3.0 |
| Linkin Park Minutes to Midnight | 4.5 |
| Linkin Park Hybrid Theory | 4.0 |
| Linkin Park Meteora | 5.0 |
| Exotype Emerge | 3.0 |
| Exotype Exotype | 3.0 |
| Everyone Dies In Utah Polarities (+//-) | 3.0 |
| Famous Last Words Two-Faced Charade | 3.5 |
| Famous Last Words Council Of The Dead | 3.5 |
| Get Scared Best Kind of Mess | 3.5 |
| Get Scared Everyone's Out To Get Me | 3.5 |
| Get Scared Demons | 4.5 |
| Black Veil Brides Alive and Burning - Live in Los Angeles | 4.5 |
| Black Veil Brides Sex & Hollywood | 2.5 |
| Black Veil Brides Never Give In | 4.0 |
The Gunsling is easily in BVB's top ten tracks of all time. Largely forgotten about EP due to
Knives and Pens's popularity as a track overshadowing everything else on here. |
| Black Veil Brides Rebels | 3.5 |
| Black Veil Brides Black Veil Brides | 4.5 |
| Black Veil Brides Wretched and Divine | 5.0 |
| Black Veil Brides We Stitch These Wounds | 5.0 |
| I mean, y'all already know I think the album's lit; but what do I know? I'm just a Snide in his natural habitat. |
| Black Veil Brides Set the World on Fire | 5.0 |
| This has, and always will be my favorite album since the day of its release over five years ago. Most of my biggest experiences in life have some sort of connection to this album, positive, or negative. This is an album I'll always treasure, and it will continue to be one of the biggest influences I have as a musician. |
| Glamour of the Kill Glamour of the Kill | 3.0 |
| Glamour of the Kill Savages | 3.5 |
| Falling in Reverse The Drug in Me Is You | 3.0 |
| Falling in Reverse Just Like You | 3.0 |
| Falling in Reverse Fashionably Late | 3.5 |
| Escape the Fate This War Is Ours | 4.0 |
| Escape the Fate Ungrateful | 3.5 |
| Escape the Fate Dying Is Your Latest Fashion | 3.5 |
| Escape the Fate Hate Me | 4.0 |
| ETF's debut was their worst album. Everything with Craig has been pretty damn lit. |
| Escape the Fate Escape the Fate | 4.5 |
| Craig always fit this band better than Ronnie did, and this album was the band coming into their own. |
| Blessthefall His Last Walk | 3.0 |
| Blessthefall Awakening | 3.0 |
| Blessthefall Hollow Bodies | 3.5 |
| Blessthefall To Those Left Behind | 4.0 |
| Testament Dark Roots of Earth | 3.5 |
| Metallica Ride the Lightning | 2.5 |
| Metallica Master of Puppets | 2.5 |
| When a critically acclaimed album has less lasting value than a quarter of Blood on the Dance Floor's discography, you know it's bad. |
| Trivium Ascendancy | 3.0 |
| Trivium In Waves | 3.0 |
| Bullet for My Valentine Scream Aim Fire | 4.0 |
| Bullet for My Valentine Fever | 3.5 |
| Bullet for My Valentine Temper Temper | 3.0 |
| Bullet for My Valentine The Poison | 4.5 |
| Bullet for My Valentine Venom | 4.0 |
| Recovering this well after the last album's "Tears Don't Fall Pt. 2" is quite a feat, I gotta say. |
| Atreyu Lead Sails Paper Anchor | 3.5 |
| Atreyu Long Live | 3.0 |
| All That Remains The Fall of Ideals | 3.5 |
| All That Remains For We Are Many | 3.0 |
| All That Remains The Order of Things | 1.0 |
| Parkway Drive Horizons | 3.5 |
| Parkway Drive Ire | 3.5 |
| August Burns Red Messengers | 4.0 |
| August Burns Red Thrill Seeker | 4.0 |
| The energy on this is absolutely astounding, and for almost entirely that reason alone this is one of my favorite albums by this band. |
| August Burns Red Constellations | 4.5 |
| August Burns Red Found in Far Away Places | 4.0 |
| Lamb of God Ashes of the Wake | 3.5 |
| Lamb of God VII: Sturm und Drang | 3.5 |
| Shadows Fall Fire From the Sky | 3.0 |
| Killswitch Engage Incarnate | 3.0 |
| Killswitch Engage As Daylight Dies | 3.5 |
| As I Lay Dying Decas | 3.5 |
| As I Lay Dying Shadows Are Security | 3.5 |
| As I Lay Dying An Ocean Between Us | 3.5 |
| Wovenwar Wovenwar | 3.5 |
| Oh, Sleeper The Titan | 3.5 |
| Oh, Sleeper Children of Fire | 4.0 |
| Norma Jean Wrongdoers | 3.5 |
| Underoath Ø (Disambiguation) | 3.0 |
| The Used In Love and Death | 3.0 |
| Silverstein Discovering the Waterfront | 4.0 |
| Silverstein Rescue | 4.0 |
| Silverstein This Is How the Wind Shifts | 4.5 |
| Silverstein I Am Alive In Everything I Touch | 4.5 |
| Toronto (Unabridged) is hands down the best song this band has ever done. |
| Senses Fail Still Searching | 3.0 |
| Story of the Year Page Avenue | 3.0 |
| Story of the Year The Black Swan | 3.0 |
| Destroy Rebuild Until God Shows D.R.U.G.S. | 3.0 |
| Chiodos Illuminaudio | 3.5 |
| Dance Gavin Dance Downtown Battle Mountain | 4.0 |
| Emarosa This Is Your Way Out | 3.5 |
| Emarosa Versus (Reimagined) | 3.0 |
| Emarosa Emarosa | 4.0 |
| Emarosa Versus | 4.0 |
| Five Finger Death Punch War Is The Answer | 3.5 |
| Sixx:A.M. This Is Gonna Hurt | 3.0 |
| Sixx:A.M. 7 | 4.0 |
| "Absolutely pointless", most of these are better than the originals though. |
| Sixx:A.M. Heroin Diaries Soundtrack | 3.5 |
| Wildways Into the Wild | 3.5 |
| Pierce the Veil A Flair for the Dramatic | 3.0 |
| Pierce the Veil Selfish Machines | 3.5 |
| Pierce the Veil Collide with the Sky | 4.5 |
| Pierce the Veil Misadventures | 3.5 |
| Seven Lions The Throes Of Winter | 4.0 |
| Skrillex Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites | 3.0 |
| Skrillex Bangarang | 3.0 |
| Skrillex Recess | 2.5 |
| Zedd True Colors | 3.0 |
| Zedd Clarity | 3.5 |
| Deadmau5 4x4=12 | 3.5 |
| 5 Seconds of Summer Sounds Good Feels Good | 2.5 |
| Drake Views | 3.0 |
| State Champs Around the World and Back | 4.0 |
| Dope American Apathy | 3.0 |
| Mindless Self Indulgence Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy | 3.0 |
| Celldweller Celldweller | 4.0 |
| Blue Stahli The Devil | 3.0 |
| Blue Stahli Blue Stahli | 3.5 |
| Xilent Choose Me | 3.5 |
| Celldweller Soundtrack for the Voices in My Head Vol. 02 | 3.0 |
| Celldweller End of an Empire | 4.0 |
| Celldweller Wish Upon a Blackstar | 3.5 |
