Poison Open Up and Say... Ahh! | 3.0 |
Rush Rush | 4.0 |
Rush Fly by Night | 4.0 |
Pearl Jam Ten | 4.0 |
Rush Vapor Trails | 3.0 |
Porcupine Tree Staircase Infinities | 3.5 |
Van Halen A Different Kind of Truth | 4.0 |
Van Halen 1984 | 4.0 |
Porcupine Tree Lightbulb Sun | 4.0 |
Whitesnake Whitesnake | 4.5 |
Porcupine Tree Up the Downstair | 3.5 |
Gamma Ray Empire of the Undead | 3.5 |
Even though the lyrics are terrible and Kai Hansen's vocals are straining with age, this is an undeniably good power metal album. "Avalon" is a must-hear. The album's biggest con is how much it rips off other bands. Multiple Judas Priest songs are directly ripped off throughout the album, most notably on "Hellbent," and the song "Time for Deliverance" sounds just like Queen's "We Are the Champions." The band still manages the overcome these flaws to craft a great album, power and attitude give this album its rating. |
The Black Keys Turn Blue | 3.0 |
Rush Test for Echo | 3.5 |
Porcupine Tree The Sky Moves Sideways | 4.0 |
Edguy Space Police - Defenders of the Crown | 4.0 |
After the last Avantasia album came out a year ago, which I thought was Sammet's best work in nearly a decade, I thought Edguy might actually bounce back into the serious heavy metal territory of their early years. Then I saw the title and the album art. Upon listening to it, I can at least say half my prediction came true. This is their heaviest album since Hellfire Club but it retains the humor found on Rocket Ride; and isn't stale like the last two albums. Easily their best in years, album rocks hard. |
Five Finger Death Punch The Wrong Side of Heaven and The Righteous Side of Hell, Volume 1 | 1.5 |
Porcupine Tree In Absentia | 4.5 |
AC/DC Powerage | 3.5 |
Scorpions Taken by Force | 3.5 |
Psychotic Waltz Mosquito | 4.0 |
Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here | 5.0 |
Anthrax Spreading the Disease | 4.0 |
The Doors The Doors | 4.5 |
An Endless Sporadic Ameliorate | 3.5 |
Death Angel Act III | 3.5 |
Danzig Danzig | 3.5 |
Saxon Call to Arms | 3.5 |
Judas Priest Sad Wings of Destiny | 4.5 |
Accept Blood of the Nations | 4.0 |
Camel Camel | 4.0 |
Emerson Lake and Palmer Trilogy | 4.0 |
Porcupine Tree Stupid Dream | 4.0 |
Emerson Lake and Palmer Tarkus | 3.0 |
Quatermass Quatermass | 3.5 |
Yes Tales from Topographic Oceans | 3.5 |
The Raconteurs Broken Boy Soldiers | 3.0 |
The Black Keys Brothers | 3.0 |
The Black Keys El Camino | 3.5 |
Cage The Elephant Thank You Happy Birthday | 2.5 |
Cage The Elephant Cage the Elephant | 3.5 |
Egypt Egypt | 3.5 |
X Japan Vanishing Vision | 4.0 |
Damn Yankees Damn Yankees | 4.0 |
Liquid Tension Experiment Liquid Tension Experiment | 4.0 |
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin III | 4.0 |
Bayside Cult | 4.5 |
Camel Mirage | 5.0 |
Emerson Lake and Palmer Emerson, Lake & Palmer | 3.5 |
Genesis Nursery Cryme | 4.0 |
Emerson Lake and Palmer Brain Salad Surgery | 4.0 |
King Crimson Red | 4.0 |
Steel Panther Feel the Steel | 1.0 |
This album can be funny if you really lower your standards. Musically the album sounds good but plays on every cliche possible, which was its goal. The humor is so distasteful it just ends up only being funny to the most immature listeners. I know it's meant to be a joke, and therefore must be rated as one. If you take music seriously or are simply above age 11, do not listen to this. I grew up a long time ago. |
Yes Relayer | 3.5 |
The Verve Urban Hymns | 4.0 |
Third Eye Blind Third Eye Blind | 3.0 |
The Sword Age of Winters | 3.5 |
Rush Counterparts | 4.0 |
Queen News of the World | 4.0 |
Reel Big Fish We're Not Happy 'Till You're Not Happy | 4.0 |
Reel Big Fish Monkeys for Nothin' and The Chimps... | 3.0 |
Metallica St. Anger | 1.5 |
Megadeth Risk | 3.0 |
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin II | 4.0 |
KISS Creatures of the Night | 4.0 |
King Crimson Larks' Tongues in Aspic | 4.0 |
Deep Purple Stormbringer | 3.5 |
Deep Purple Deep Purple In Rock | 4.0 |
The Beatles With the Beatles | 3.5 |
Anvil Metal on Metal | 4.5 |
AC/DC Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap | 3.5 |
Ozma Rock and Roll Part Three | 4.0 |
Ace Frehley Ace Frehley | 3.5 |
King Crimson In the Wake of Poseidon | 3.0 |
Rush Roll the Bones | 4.0 |
Crimson Glory Transcendence | 3.5 |
KISS Rock and Roll Over | 3.5 |
Genesis Foxtrot | 4.5 |
Psychotic Waltz Into the Everflow | 4.5 |
King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King | 4.5 |
Electric Wizard Dopethrone | 4.0 |
Reel Big Fish Cheer Up! | 4.5 |
Rush Presto | 3.5 |
Overkill The Years of Decay | 3.5 |
KISS KISS | 3.5 |
Scale the Summit The Collective | 4.0 |
The Velvet Underground The Velvet Underground & Nico | 3.5 |
KISS Lick It Up | 2.5 |
Alice Cooper Love It To Death | 4.0 |
Boston Third Stage | 4.5 |
Boston Don't Look Back | 4.5 |
Megadeth Cryptic Writings | 3.5 |
Blind Guardian At the Edge of Time | 4.5 |
Metallica Reload | 3.0 |
Streetlight Manifesto The Hands That Thieve | 4.5 |
Streetlight Manifesto Somewhere in the Between | 4.0 |
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin | 4.5 |
The Beatles Please Please Me | 3.5 |
Streetlight Manifesto Keasbey Nights | 4.0 |
Reel Big Fish Turn the Radio Off | 4.0 |
Shinedown Shinedown | 4.0 |
Metal Church Metal Church | 3.5 |
Black Sabbath 1969 Demo | 3.5 |
Boston Walk On | 3.5 |
Boston Life, Love & Hope | 2.5 |
Area 11 Minecraft Christmas | 5.0 |
Scale the Summit Carving Desert Canyons | 4.0 |
Rush Hold Your Fire | 4.0 |
David Bowie The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars | 3.5 |
Scale the Summit Monument | 4.0 |
Dokken Breaking the Chains | 3.0 |
Slayer Reign in Blood | 3.0 |
Megadeth Youthanasia | 3.5 |
Metallica Load | 3.0 |
Scale the Summit The Migration | 4.5 |
Psychotic Waltz A Social Grace | 4.0 |
Social Distortion Somewhere Between Heaven And Hell | 3.0 |
Motley Crue Shout at the Devil | 2.5 |
Motley Crue Theatre of Pain | 2.5 |
Rush Signals | 4.0 |
Rush Power Windows | 3.5 |
Reel Big Fish Everything Sucks | 4.0 |
Megadeth Countdown to Extinction | 3.5 |
Metallica Metallica | 3.0 |
Jethro Tull Aqualung | 4.5 |
Mercyful Fate Don't Break the Oath | 4.0 |
Rush Grace Under Pressure | 3.5 |
Savatage Streets: A Rock Opera | 4.5 |
Green Day Kerplunk | 3.5 |
Def Leppard On Through the Night | 4.0 |
Weezer Weezer | 5.0 |
X Japan Dahlia | 4.5 |
Genesis Selling England by the Pound | 3.5 |
Metallica ...And Justice for All | 2.0 |
Rhapsody of Fire Dark Wings of Steel | 3.0 |
A good album, but nothing Rhapsody hasn't already done before. The album feels a little toned down and undercooked compared to previous releases, with no songs really standing out against the others. Overall though, it's good to have another Rhapsody of Fire album and fans of the band will probably be pleased. |
Nazareth Hair of the Dog | 2.5 |
AC/DC Back In Black | 4.5 |
Arjen Anthony Lucassen Lost in the New Real | 4.0 |
Megadeth Rust in Peace | 4.0 |
Megadeth So Far, So Good... So What! | 3.0 |
Soundgarden Superunknown | 4.5 |
X Japan Jealousy | 4.0 |
X Japan Blue Blood | 4.0 |
Van Halen Van Halen II | 3.5 |
Metallica Master of Puppets | 4.0 |
Yes Close to the Edge | 4.0 |
Ayreon The Theory of Everything | 4.5 |
Streetlight Manifesto Everything Goes Numb | 4.5 |
Virgin Steele The House of Atreus: Act II | 4.5 |
Bruce Dickinson Accident of Birth | 4.5 |
Saxon Unleash the Beast | 4.0 |
Motorhead Aftershock | 3.0 |
Green Day Dookie | 3.5 |
Reel Big Fish Why Do They Rock So Hard? | 4.0 |
Queensryche Queensryche | 2.0 |
Queensryche Frequency Unknown (Tate's Queensryche) | 2.0 |
Queensryche Empire | 4.0 |
Queensryche Operation: Mindcrime | 4.0 |
Fleetwood Mac Rumours | 4.0 |
Reel Big Fish Candy Coated Fury | 3.5 |
Virgin Steele The House of Atreus: Act I | 4.0 |
Dream Theater Dream Theater | 4.0 |
Cage The Elephant Melophobia | 3.5 |
Van Halen Van Halen | 4.0 |
Green Day 39/Smooth | 3.5 |
Rainbow Rising | 5.0 |
Megadeth Peace Sells... but Who's Buying? | 4.0 |
Metallica Ride the Lightning | 3.5 |
King Diamond ''Them'' | 4.0 |
Venom Black Metal | 2.0 |
Yes Fragile | 3.5 |
Yes The Yes Album | 4.0 |
Megadeth Killing Is My Business... and Business Is Good! | 3.5 |
Metallica Kill 'Em All | 3.0 |
X Japan Art of Life | 5.0 |
U2 Achtung Baby | 5.0 |
Stratovarius Destiny | 4.5 |
Stratovarius Infinite | 4.0 |
Stratovarius Nemesis | 4.0 |
Stratovarius Elements, Pt. 1 | 5.0 |
The Smashing Pumpkins Machina II/The Friends & Enemies of Modern Music | 4.5 |
The Smashing Pumpkins Oceania | 4.0 |
The Smashing Pumpkins Machina/The Machines of God | 4.0 |
The Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream | 4.5 |
Shinedown Us and Them | 4.0 |
Shinedown The Sound of Madness | 4.0 |
Shinedown Amaryllis | 2.0 |
Rush A Farewell to Kings | 5.0 |
Rush Permanent Waves | 5.0 |
Rush Moving Pictures | 5.0 |
Rush Hemispheres | 5.0 |
Rush 2112 | 4.5 |
Rush Caress of Steel | 4.0 |
The Offspring Ixnay on the Hombre | 4.5 |
The Offspring Smash | 4.5 |
Judas Priest Ram It Down | 3.5 |
Judas Priest Jugulator | 2.0 |
Judas Priest Demolition | 2.0 |
Judas Priest Turbo | 3.5 |
Judas Priest Rocka Rolla | 3.5 |
Judas Priest Painkiller | 5.0 |
Judas Priest Defenders of the Faith | 4.5 |
Judas Priest Screaming for Vengeance | 5.0 |
Judas Priest Stained Class | 4.5 |
Iron Maiden The Final Frontier | 5.0 |
Iron Maiden A Matter of Life and Death | 5.0 |
Iron Maiden Dance of Death | 5.0 |
Iron Maiden Brave New World | 5.0 |
Iron Maiden Virtual XI | 3.5 |
Iron Maiden The X Factor | 3.5 |
Iron Maiden Fear of the Dark | 3.5 |
Iron Maiden No Prayer for the Dying | 3.5 |
Iron Maiden Seventh Son of a Seventh Son | 5.0 |
Iron Maiden Somewhere in Time | 5.0 |
Iron Maiden Powerslave | 5.0 |
Iron Maiden Piece of Mind | 5.0 |
Iron Maiden The Number of the Beast | 4.5 |
Iron Maiden Killers | 4.0 |
Iron Maiden Iron Maiden | 4.5 |
Gamma Ray Heading for Tomorrow | 4.0 |
Gamma Ray No World Order | 4.0 |
Gamma Ray Land of the Free | 5.0 |
Helloween Keeper of the Seven Keys Part II | 4.5 |
Helloween Keeper of the Seven Keys Part I | 5.0 |
Helloween The Dark Ride | 4.0 |
Helloween Straight Out of Hell | 3.0 |
Edguy Hellfire Club | 4.5 |
Edguy Mandrake | 5.0 |
Edguy Theater of Salvation | 5.0 |
Dream Theater Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence | 4.5 |
Dream Theater Metropolis Pt. 2: Scenes from a Memory | 5.0 |
Dream Theater Awake | 4.5 |
Dream Theater Images and Words | 4.5 |
Dio The Last in Line | 4.5 |
Dio Holy Diver | 5.0 |
Boston Boston | 5.0 |
Blind Guardian Imaginations from the Other Side | 4.5 |
Blind Guardian A Twist in the Myth | 4.5 |
Black Sabbath Master of Reality | 5.0 |
Black Sabbath Paranoid | 5.0 |
Black Sabbath Sabbath Bloody Sabbath | 5.0 |
Black Sabbath 13 | 4.0 |
Ayreon Into the Electric Castle | 4.5 |
Ayreon The Human Equation | 4.5 |
Aerosmith Music from Another Dimension | 2.0 |
Aerosmith Get a Grip | 4.0 |
Aerosmith Permanent Vacation | 4.5 |
Aerosmith Toys in the Attic | 4.0 |
Aerosmith Rocks | 4.5 |
Aerosmith Aerosmith | 4.0 |
Bayside Killing Time | 4.5 |
Bayside Shudder | 4.5 |
Bayside The Walking Wounded | 4.5 |
Avantasia The Mystery Of Time | 4.5 |
AC/DC Highway To Hell | 3.5 |