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2009
Iwrestledabearonce It's All Happening4.0
Bury Your Dead It's Nothing Personal2.0
The Number Twelve Looks Like You Worse Than Alone5.0
A Day To Remember Homesick3.5
Third of the time, this album is really distracting because the vocalist sounds like he is doing his best impression of Blink 182. Another third of the time, they have really embarrassing moments (the 'ahem' in track 3, beginning of track 1, the really overly macho chants), and the other third is some really cool drums parts (track), original sounding choruses, and "creative" breakdowns.
So it's fun to just listen to every once in a while, and laugh at the songwriting goofs, mistakes, and the stuff you were meant to laugh at.
Tera Melos Idioms, Vol. 13.5

2008
The Fall of Troy Phantom on the Horizon4.0
Fear Before Fear Before3.5
Unearth The March3.5
The most surprising thing about The March is it's ability to sound like power metal, but with shouted vocals. The guitar leads are really uplifting, and almost sound like something DragonForce would do, but more tasteful. Grave of Opportunity really shows this, and is my favorite song on this CD. My biggest complaint is that some of the bluesy guitar solos sound pretty forced. Other than that, it's a good CD for getting pumped, if nothing else.
Between the Buried and Me Colors_Live3.5
Most of the complaints I have deal with the cameras. They don't show the drummer nearly enough, even when he's seriously playing his ass off, they don't show the crowd or mosh pits or anything, and when the cameras occasionally go out of focus, it's a real eye sore. You can't hear the crowd during the few shout-alongs, which was kind of disappointing. The snare could have been louder, because you can't hear it during his blast beats.

Prequel to the Sequel obviously wasn't the same without Adam Fisher to do the quest part, which brought that part down a little, but they did a good job without him anyway. Beyond a few effects and tone issues I have during solos and the polka break, they really played everything really well. I'm surprised Tommy can keep his voice after screaming like that for 2 hours or so.

That, and the second set completely owns. They picked some of the very best songs from their backlog, and I was especially pleased to see Ad a Dglgmut and Backwards Marathon. I really wished they could have put the second set on a CD too. How great would a 3 disk set be from them, amirite?
Bring Me the Horizon Suicide Season3.5
United Nations United Nations4.0
All Shall Perish Awaken the Dreamers4.0
DragonForce Ultra Beatdown4.5
It's really fun and more varied than Inhuman Rampage, but you can always tell when they've done something before on another album. But the fact that they revisit their past work just makes this more enjoyable. I don't really take them seriously as a band, they just make fun, insanely technical music.
After the Burial Rareform3.0
Grae Metropolis A Collective Overture3.0
The Sword Gods of the Earth3.0
The Black Keys Attack & Release4.0
For a Black Keys album, this is kinda strange. The electronic elements added on this album are a little out of place, especially considering that everything else this band has done is very raw and sparsely produced. The influence Danger Mouse had on this album is a little distracting, IMO. More slow songs than rockers, but this isn't a bad thing. Psychotic Girl is a fantastic song, showcasing their many talents, guitar, banjo, and drums.

For anybody else besides The Black Keys, this would be a great album. Heartfelt, moody, atmospheric, grooving, this album has it all. The Rolling Stone, hipster crown will probably eat this up, as well they should. Great music on here, much better than the previous release, Magic Potion.
The Raconteurs Consolers of the Lonely3.5
Bury Your Dead Bury Your Dead2.5
Meshuggah obZen3.0
MyChildren MyBride Unbreakable3.5
A Day To Remember For Those Who Have Heart (Reissue)3.5
Mutemath Spotlight4.0
The Mars Volta The Bedlam in Goliath2.5
Protest the Hero Fortress4.0

2007
The Dillinger Escape Plan Ire Works4.5
By The End Of Tonight/Tera Melos Complex Full of Phantoms4.5
Coheed and Cambria No World for Tomorrow4.5
Behold... The Arctopus Skullgrid3.0
Radiohead In Rainbows4.0
Parkway Drive Horizons3.5
Dethklok The Dethalbum 3.5
Between the Buried and Me Colors5.0
Chiodos Bone Palace Ballet2.0
Every Time I Die The Big Dirty3.5
The Number Twelve Looks Like You Mongrel3.5
The White Stripes Icky Thump4.0
Queens of the Stone Age Era Vulgaris4.0
Dream Theater Systematic Chaos2.0
Elliott Smith New Moon4.0
The Fall of Troy Manipulator4.0
The Chariot The Fiancee1.5
First off, this is not metalcore. This is just really crazy hardcore, there's no metallic edge or anything you'd find on an Unearth/Parkway Drive album.
The Chariot remind me of Every Time I Die, if they couldn't control their feedback, or actually scream in anything resembling a tasteful form. The southern rock sound that was popular back when also links them to ETID, but pairs riffing with dissonant chord shrieks.
I can almost excuse their non-use of structure, because I liken the progression of the album to someone telling a story; there's no choruses in stories. What this story was trying to tell, I've no idea. The screams are unintelligible, and my concentration was lost sorting through the mashup of guitars.
This is actually one of the few albums that's given me a headache. In fact, it actually started to hurt my eyes after a while (no clue on how that works). I'm no stranger to this sort of music, but this goes over the line.
The only positive thing I can say about this album is it definitely has that old southern/western feel to it. Listening to the album is sort of like stepping on a rusty nail, or getting squeezed by a pair of spurs.
Hot Cross Risk Revival3.5
Bang Camaro Bang Camaro3.5
Damiera M(US)IC4.0
Tera Melos Drugs to the Dear Youth5.0
Iwrestledabearonce Iwrestledabearonce3.5

2006
Switchfoot Oh! Gravity.3.5
Incubus (USA-CA) Light Grenades3.5
Killswitch Engage As Daylight Dies3.0
Saosin Saosin3.0
Mutemath Mutemath4.0
Fear Before The Always Open Mouth5.0
Mastodon Blood Mountain3.0
The Black Keys Magic Potion3.0
Sky Eats Airplane Everything Perfect on the Wrong Day2.0
All Shall Perish The Price of Existence3.0
Unearth III: In the Eyes of Fire3.5
Silversun Pickups Carnavas3.5
All That Remains The Fall of Ideals3.5
Muse Black Holes & Revelations4.0
Rodrigo y Gabriela Rodrigo y Gabriela4.0
Priestess Hello Master3.5
Valient Thorr Legend of the World3.0
As Blood Runs Black Allegiance3.5
The Raconteurs Broken Boy Soldiers4.0
Red Hot Chili Peppers Stadium Arcadium5.0
System of a Down Lonely Day3.5
DragonForce Inhuman Rampage4.0

2005
System of a Down Hypnotize4.0
Wolfmother Wolfmother3.5
Tera Melos Untitled4.0
Panic! at the Disco A Fever You Can't Sweat Out3.0
Coheed and Cambria From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness4.0
HORSE the band The Mechanical Hand4.0
Switchfoot Nothing is Sound4.0
Parkway Drive Killing with a Smile4.0
Between the Buried and Me Alaska4.0
Protest the Hero Kezia4.5
The Fall of Troy Doppelganger4.5
Foo Fighters In Your Honor3.5
The White Stripes Get Behind Me Satan3.5
Avenged Sevenfold City of Evil4.0
Gorillaz Demon Days4.0
System of a Down Mezmerize4.5
Heavy Heavy Low Low Courtside Seats…1.0

2004
The Black Keys Rubber Factory4.5
Rise Against Siren Song of the Counter Culture3.5
Necrophagist Epitaph4.5
The Dillinger Escape Plan Miss Machine4.5
Unearth The Oncoming Storm4.0
The Killers Hot Fuss3.5
Rodrigo y Gabriela re-Foc3.5
Incubus (USA-CA) A Crow Left of the Murder...2.5
Circle Takes the Square As the Roots Undo4.0
DragonForce Sonic Firestorm4.0
The Fall of Troy Ghostship Demos4.0

2003
Red Hot Chili Peppers Greatest Hits3.5
The Fall of Troy The Fall of Troy4.0
Between the Buried and Me The Silent Circus4.0
Muse Absolution3.5
HORSE the band R. Borlax4.0
Avenged Sevenfold Waking the Fallen3.0
Fall Out Boy Take This to Your Grave4.0
The Black Keys Thickfreakness4.0
The White Stripes Elephant4.0
Switchfoot The Beautiful Letdown4.0

2002
System of a Down Steal This Album!3.0
Audioslave Audioslave2.0
Porcupine Tree In Absentia4.0
The Dillinger Escape Plan Irony Is a Dead Scene2.5
Queens of the Stone Age Songs for the Deaf5.0
Interpol Turn on the Bright Lights3.5
The Thirty Years War Martyrs Among the Casualties3.5

2001
System of a Down Toxicity4.5
The White Stripes White Blood Cells4.5
Lost Horizon Awakening the World4.0
Daft Punk Discovery5.0

2000
The White Stripes De Stijl4.0
Led Zeppelin Best Of, Vol. 2: Latter Days3.5

1999
Necrophagist Onset of Putrefaction4.0
I think it's great that Muhammed's vocals are more varied on this than Epitaph, and it really lends power to some passages. The guitar playing is feels more varied than on Epitaph, too, and although the solos aren't quite as good, the riffs and grooves are much better than on Epitaph.
Led Zeppelin Best Of, Vol. 1: Early Days4.0
The Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity3.0
Incubus (USA-CA) Make Yourself2.5
The White Stripes The White Stripes3.5
1998
Refused The Shape Of Punk To Come5.0
System of a Down System of a Down3.5

1997
Jimi Hendrix Experience Hendrix: The Best of Hendrix4.0
Elliott Smith Either/Or5.0
Boston Greatest Hits4.0

1994
Weezer Weezer4.0

1991
Nirvana Nevermind3.0

1983
Metallica Kill 'Em All4.0

1976
Boston Boston4.0

1974
Grateful Dead Skeletons From The Closet : The Best Of3.5

1972
Deep Purple Machine Head3.5

1969
The Beatles Abbey Road4.0
1968
The Jimi Hendrix Experience Electric Ladyland5.0

1967
The Jimi Hendrix Experience Axis: Bold as Love4.5
The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band4.0

1965
John Coltrane A Love Supreme4.0

1963
Charles Mingus The Black Saint and the Sinner Lady3.0

1959
Miles Davis Kind of Blue4.5
Ornette Coleman The Shape of Jazz to Come4.0
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