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Average Rating: 3.70
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Objectivity Score: 68%
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5.0 classic
Between the Buried and Me Colors
Daft Punk Discovery
Elliott Smith Either/Or
Fear Before The Always Open Mouth
Queens of the Stone Age Songs for the Deaf
Red Hot Chili Peppers Stadium Arcadium
Refused The Shape Of Punk To Come
Tera Melos Drugs to the Dear Youth
The Jimi Hendrix Experience Electric Ladyland
The Number Twelve Looks Like You Worse Than Alone

4.5 superb
By The End Of Tonight/Tera Melos Complex Full of Phantoms
Coheed and Cambria No World for Tomorrow
DragonForce Ultra Beatdown
It's really fun and more varied than Inhuman Rampage, but you can always tell when they've done something before on another album. But the fact that they revisit their past work just makes this more enjoyable. I don't really take them seriously as a band, they just make fun, insanely technical music.
Miles Davis Kind of Blue
Necrophagist Epitaph
Protest the Hero Kezia
System of a Down Toxicity
System of a Down Mezmerize
The Black Keys Rubber Factory
The Dillinger Escape Plan Miss Machine
The Dillinger Escape Plan Ire Works
The Fall of Troy Doppelganger
The Jimi Hendrix Experience Axis: Bold as Love
The White Stripes White Blood Cells

4.0 excellent
All Shall Perish Awaken the Dreamers
Avenged Sevenfold City of Evil
Between the Buried and Me The Silent Circus
Between the Buried and Me Alaska
Boston Boston
Boston Greatest Hits
Circle Takes the Square As the Roots Undo
Coheed and Cambria From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness
Damiera M(US)IC
DragonForce Sonic Firestorm
DragonForce Inhuman Rampage
Elliott Smith New Moon
Fall Out Boy Take This to Your Grave
Gorillaz Demon Days
HORSE the band R. Borlax
HORSE the band The Mechanical Hand
Iwrestledabearonce It's All Happening
Jimi Hendrix Experience Hendrix: The Best of Hendrix
John Coltrane A Love Supreme
Led Zeppelin Best Of, Vol. 1: Early Days
Lost Horizon Awakening the World
Metallica Kill 'Em All
Muse Black Holes & Revelations
Mutemath Mutemath
Mutemath Spotlight
Necrophagist Onset of Putrefaction
I think it's great that Muhammed's vocals are more varied on this than Epitaph, and it really lends power to some passages. The guitar playing is feels more varied than on Epitaph, too, and although the solos aren't quite as good, the riffs and grooves are much better than on Epitaph.
Ornette Coleman The Shape of Jazz to Come
Parkway Drive Killing with a Smile
Porcupine Tree In Absentia
Protest the Hero Fortress
Queens of the Stone Age Era Vulgaris
Radiohead In Rainbows
Rodrigo y Gabriela Rodrigo y Gabriela
Switchfoot The Beautiful Letdown
Switchfoot Nothing is Sound
System of a Down Hypnotize
Tera Melos Untitled
The Beatles Abbey Road
The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
The Black Keys Thickfreakness
The Black Keys Attack & Release
For a Black Keys album, this is kinda strange. The electronic elements added on this album are a little out of place, especially considering that everything else this band has done is very raw and sparsely produced. The influence Danger Mouse had on this album is a little distracting, IMO. More slow songs than rockers, but this isn't a bad thing. Psychotic Girl is a fantastic song, showcasing their many talents, guitar, banjo, and drums.

For anybody else besides The Black Keys, this would be a great album. Heartfelt, moody, atmospheric, grooving, this album has it all. The Rolling Stone, hipster crown will probably eat this up, as well they should. Great music on here, much better than the previous release, Magic Potion.
The Fall of Troy The Fall of Troy
The Fall of Troy Ghostship Demos
The Fall of Troy Manipulator
The Fall of Troy Phantom on the Horizon
The Raconteurs Broken Boy Soldiers
The White Stripes Elephant
The White Stripes De Stijl
The White Stripes Icky Thump
Unearth The Oncoming Storm
United Nations United Nations
Weezer Weezer

3.5 great
A Day To Remember For Those Who Have Heart (Reissue)
A Day To Remember Homesick
Third of the time, this album is really distracting because the vocalist sounds like he is doing his best impression of Blink 182. Another third of the time, they have really embarrassing moments (the 'ahem' in track 3, beginning of track 1, the really overly macho chants), and the other third is some really cool drums parts (track), original sounding choruses, and "creative" breakdowns.
So it's fun to just listen to every once in a while, and laugh at the songwriting goofs, mistakes, and the stuff you were meant to laugh at.
All That Remains The Fall of Ideals
As Blood Runs Black Allegiance
Bang Camaro Bang Camaro
Between the Buried and Me Colors_Live
Most of the complaints I have deal with the cameras. They don't show the drummer nearly enough, even when he's seriously playing his ass off, they don't show the crowd or mosh pits or anything, and when the cameras occasionally go out of focus, it's a real eye sore. You can't hear the crowd during the few shout-alongs, which was kind of disappointing. The snare could have been louder, because you can't hear it during his blast beats.

Prequel to the Sequel obviously wasn't the same without Adam Fisher to do the quest part, which brought that part down a little, but they did a good job without him anyway. Beyond a few effects and tone issues I have during solos and the polka break, they really played everything really well. I'm surprised Tommy can keep his voice after screaming like that for 2 hours or so.

That, and the second set completely owns. They picked some of the very best songs from their backlog, and I was especially pleased to see Ad a Dglgmut and Backwards Marathon. I really wished they could have put the second set on a CD too. How great would a 3 disk set be from them, amirite?
Bring Me the Horizon Suicide Season
Deep Purple Machine Head
Dethklok The Dethalbum
Every Time I Die The Big Dirty
Fear Before Fear Before
Foo Fighters In Your Honor
Grateful Dead Skeletons From The Closet : The Best Of
Hot Cross Risk Revival
Incubus (USA-CA) Light Grenades
Interpol Turn on the Bright Lights
Iwrestledabearonce Iwrestledabearonce
Led Zeppelin Best Of, Vol. 2: Latter Days
Muse Absolution
MyChildren MyBride Unbreakable
Parkway Drive Horizons
Priestess Hello Master
Red Hot Chili Peppers Greatest Hits
Rise Against Siren Song of the Counter Culture
Rodrigo y Gabriela re-Foc
Silversun Pickups Carnavas
Switchfoot Oh! Gravity.
System of a Down System of a Down
System of a Down Lonely Day
Tera Melos Idioms, Vol. 1
The Killers Hot Fuss
The Number Twelve Looks Like You Mongrel
The Raconteurs Consolers of the Lonely
The Thirty Years War Martyrs Among the Casualties
The White Stripes The White Stripes
The White Stripes Get Behind Me Satan
Unearth III: In the Eyes of Fire
Unearth The March
The most surprising thing about The March is it's ability to sound like power metal, but with shouted vocals. The guitar leads are really uplifting, and almost sound like something DragonForce would do, but more tasteful. Grave of Opportunity really shows this, and is my favorite song on this CD. My biggest complaint is that some of the bluesy guitar solos sound pretty forced. Other than that, it's a good CD for getting pumped, if nothing else.
Wolfmother Wolfmother

3.0 good
After the Burial Rareform
All Shall Perish The Price of Existence
Avenged Sevenfold Waking the Fallen
Behold... The Arctopus Skullgrid
Charles Mingus The Black Saint and the Sinner Lady
Grae Metropolis A Collective Overture
Killswitch Engage As Daylight Dies
Mastodon Blood Mountain
Meshuggah obZen
Nirvana Nevermind
Panic! at the Disco A Fever You Can't Sweat Out
Saosin Saosin
System of a Down Steal This Album!
The Black Keys Magic Potion
The Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity
The Sword Gods of the Earth
Valient Thorr Legend of the World

2.5 average
Bury Your Dead Bury Your Dead
Incubus (USA-CA) Make Yourself
Incubus (USA-CA) A Crow Left of the Murder...
The Dillinger Escape Plan Irony Is a Dead Scene
The Mars Volta The Bedlam in Goliath

2.0 poor
Audioslave Audioslave
Bury Your Dead It's Nothing Personal
Chiodos Bone Palace Ballet
Dream Theater Systematic Chaos
Sky Eats Airplane Everything Perfect on the Wrong Day

1.5 very poor
The Chariot The Fiancee
First off, this is not metalcore. This is just really crazy hardcore, there's no metallic edge or anything you'd find on an Unearth/Parkway Drive album.
The Chariot remind me of Every Time I Die, if they couldn't control their feedback, or actually scream in anything resembling a tasteful form. The southern rock sound that was popular back when also links them to ETID, but pairs riffing with dissonant chord shrieks.
I can almost excuse their non-use of structure, because I liken the progression of the album to someone telling a story; there's no choruses in stories. What this story was trying to tell, I've no idea. The screams are unintelligible, and my concentration was lost sorting through the mashup of guitars.
This is actually one of the few albums that's given me a headache. In fact, it actually started to hurt my eyes after a while (no clue on how that works). I'm no stranger to this sort of music, but this goes over the line.
The only positive thing I can say about this album is it definitely has that old southern/western feel to it. Listening to the album is sort of like stepping on a rusty nail, or getting squeezed by a pair of spurs.

1.0 awful
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