AC/DC Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap | 3.5 |
AC/DC Back In Black | 4.5 |
AC/DC Highway To Hell | 3.5 |
AC/DC Powerage | 3.5 |
Accept Blood of the Nations | 4.0 |
Ace Frehley Ace Frehley | 3.5 |
Aerosmith Aerosmith | 4.0 |
Aerosmith Rocks | 4.5 |
Aerosmith Toys in the Attic | 4.0 |
Aerosmith Permanent Vacation | 4.5 |
Aerosmith Get a Grip | 4.0 |
Aerosmith Music from Another Dimension | 2.0 |
Alice Cooper Love It To Death | 4.0 |
An Endless Sporadic Ameliorate | 3.5 |
Anthrax Spreading the Disease | 4.0 |
Anvil Metal on Metal | 4.5 |
Area 11 Minecraft Christmas | 5.0 |
Arjen Anthony Lucassen Lost in the New Real | 4.0 |
Avantasia The Mystery Of Time | 4.5 |
Ayreon The Human Equation | 4.5 |
Ayreon Into the Electric Castle | 4.5 |
Ayreon The Theory of Everything | 4.5 |
Bayside The Walking Wounded | 4.5 |
Bayside Shudder | 4.5 |
Bayside Killing Time | 4.5 |
Bayside Cult | 4.5 |
Black Sabbath 13 | 4.0 |
Black Sabbath Sabbath Bloody Sabbath | 5.0 |
Black Sabbath Paranoid | 5.0 |
Black Sabbath Master of Reality | 5.0 |
Black Sabbath 1969 Demo | 3.5 |
Blind Guardian At the Edge of Time | 4.5 |
Blind Guardian A Twist in the Myth | 4.5 |
Blind Guardian Imaginations from the Other Side | 4.5 |
Boston Boston | 5.0 |
Boston Life, Love & Hope | 2.5 |
Boston Walk On | 3.5 |
Boston Don't Look Back | 4.5 |
Boston Third Stage | 4.5 |
Bruce Dickinson Accident of Birth | 4.5 |
Cage The Elephant Melophobia | 3.5 |
Cage The Elephant Cage the Elephant | 3.5 |
Cage The Elephant Thank You Happy Birthday | 2.5 |
Camel Mirage | 5.0 |
Camel Camel | 4.0 |
Crimson Glory Transcendence | 3.5 |
Damn Yankees Damn Yankees | 4.0 |
Danzig Danzig | 3.5 |
David Bowie The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars | 3.5 |
Death Angel Act III | 3.5 |
Deep Purple Stormbringer | 3.5 |
Deep Purple Deep Purple In Rock | 4.0 |
Def Leppard On Through the Night | 4.0 |
Dio Holy Diver | 5.0 |
Dio The Last in Line | 4.5 |
Dokken Breaking the Chains | 3.0 |
Dream Theater Images and Words | 4.5 |
Dream Theater Awake | 4.5 |
Dream Theater Metropolis Pt. 2: Scenes from a Memory | 5.0 |
Dream Theater Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence | 4.5 |
Dream Theater Dream Theater | 4.0 |
Edguy Theater of Salvation | 5.0 |
Edguy Mandrake | 5.0 |
Edguy Hellfire Club | 4.5 |
Edguy Space Police - Defenders of the Crown | 4.0 |
After the last Avantasia album came out a year ago, which I thought was Sammet's best work in nearly a decade, I thought Edguy might actually bounce back into the serious heavy metal territory of their early years. Then I saw the title and the album art. Upon listening to it, I can at least say half my prediction came true. This is their heaviest album since Hellfire Club but it retains the humor found on Rocket Ride; and isn't stale like the last two albums. Easily their best in years, album rocks hard. |
Egypt Egypt | 3.5 |
Electric Wizard Dopethrone | 4.0 |
Emerson Lake and Palmer Brain Salad Surgery | 4.0 |
Emerson Lake and Palmer Emerson, Lake & Palmer | 3.5 |
Emerson Lake and Palmer Tarkus | 3.0 |
Emerson Lake and Palmer Trilogy | 4.0 |
Five Finger Death Punch The Wrong Side of Heaven and The Righteous Side of Hell, Volume 1 | 1.5 |
Fleetwood Mac Rumours | 4.0 |
Gamma Ray Land of the Free | 5.0 |
Gamma Ray No World Order | 4.0 |
Gamma Ray Heading for Tomorrow | 4.0 |
Gamma Ray Empire of the Undead | 3.5 |
Even though the lyrics are terrible and Kai Hansen's vocals are straining with age, this is an undeniably good power metal album. "Avalon" is a must-hear. The album's biggest con is how much it rips off other bands. Multiple Judas Priest songs are directly ripped off throughout the album, most notably on "Hellbent," and the song "Time for Deliverance" sounds just like Queen's "We Are the Champions." The band still manages the overcome these flaws to craft a great album, power and attitude give this album its rating. |
Genesis Selling England by the Pound | 3.5 |
Genesis Foxtrot | 4.5 |
Genesis Nursery Cryme | 4.0 |
Green Day Dookie | 3.5 |
Green Day 39/Smooth | 3.5 |
Green Day Kerplunk | 3.5 |
Helloween Straight Out of Hell | 3.0 |
Helloween The Dark Ride | 4.0 |
Helloween Keeper of the Seven Keys Part I | 5.0 |
Helloween Keeper of the Seven Keys Part II | 4.5 |
Iron Maiden Iron Maiden | 4.5 |
Iron Maiden Killers | 4.0 |
Iron Maiden The Number of the Beast | 4.5 |
Iron Maiden Piece of Mind | 5.0 |
Iron Maiden Powerslave | 5.0 |
Iron Maiden Somewhere in Time | 5.0 |
Iron Maiden Seventh Son of a Seventh Son | 5.0 |
Iron Maiden No Prayer for the Dying | 3.5 |
Iron Maiden Fear of the Dark | 3.5 |
Iron Maiden The X Factor | 3.5 |
Iron Maiden Virtual XI | 3.5 |
Iron Maiden Brave New World | 5.0 |
Iron Maiden Dance of Death | 5.0 |
Iron Maiden A Matter of Life and Death | 5.0 |
Iron Maiden The Final Frontier | 5.0 |
Jethro Tull Aqualung | 4.5 |
Judas Priest Stained Class | 4.5 |
Judas Priest Screaming for Vengeance | 5.0 |
Judas Priest Defenders of the Faith | 4.5 |
Judas Priest Painkiller | 5.0 |
Judas Priest Rocka Rolla | 3.5 |
Judas Priest Turbo | 3.5 |
Judas Priest Demolition | 2.0 |
Judas Priest Jugulator | 2.0 |
Judas Priest Ram It Down | 3.5 |
Judas Priest Sad Wings of Destiny | 4.5 |
King Crimson Larks' Tongues in Aspic | 4.0 |
King Crimson In the Wake of Poseidon | 3.0 |
King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King | 4.5 |
King Crimson Red | 4.0 |
King Diamond ''Them'' | 4.0 |
KISS KISS | 3.5 |
KISS Creatures of the Night | 4.0 |
KISS Lick It Up | 2.5 |
KISS Rock and Roll Over | 3.5 |
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin III | 4.0 |
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin II | 4.0 |
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin | 4.5 |
Liquid Tension Experiment Liquid Tension Experiment | 4.0 |
Megadeth Risk | 3.0 |
Megadeth Killing Is My Business... and Business Is Good! | 3.5 |
Megadeth Peace Sells... but Who's Buying? | 4.0 |
Megadeth So Far, So Good... So What! | 3.0 |
Megadeth Rust in Peace | 4.0 |
Megadeth Countdown to Extinction | 3.5 |
Megadeth Youthanasia | 3.5 |
Megadeth Cryptic Writings | 3.5 |
Mercyful Fate Don't Break the Oath | 4.0 |
Metal Church Metal Church | 3.5 |
Metallica St. Anger | 1.5 |
Metallica Kill 'Em All | 3.0 |
Metallica Ride the Lightning | 3.5 |
Metallica Master of Puppets | 4.0 |
Metallica ...And Justice for All | 2.0 |
Metallica Metallica | 3.0 |
Metallica Load | 3.0 |
Metallica Reload | 3.0 |
Motley Crue Theatre of Pain | 2.5 |
Motley Crue Shout at the Devil | 2.5 |
Motorhead Aftershock | 3.0 |
Nazareth Hair of the Dog | 2.5 |
Overkill The Years of Decay | 3.5 |
Ozma Rock and Roll Part Three | 4.0 |
Pearl Jam Ten | 4.0 |
Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here | 5.0 |
Poison Open Up and Say... Ahh! | 3.0 |
Porcupine Tree Up the Downstair | 3.5 |
Porcupine Tree Stupid Dream | 4.0 |
Porcupine Tree In Absentia | 4.5 |
Porcupine Tree The Sky Moves Sideways | 4.0 |
Porcupine Tree Lightbulb Sun | 4.0 |
Porcupine Tree Staircase Infinities | 3.5 |
Psychotic Waltz A Social Grace | 4.0 |
Psychotic Waltz Into the Everflow | 4.5 |
Psychotic Waltz Mosquito | 4.0 |
Quatermass Quatermass | 3.5 |
Queen News of the World | 4.0 |
Queensryche Operation: Mindcrime | 4.0 |
Queensryche Empire | 4.0 |
Queensryche Frequency Unknown (Tate's Queensryche) | 2.0 |
Queensryche Queensryche | 2.0 |
Rainbow Rising | 5.0 |
Reel Big Fish We're Not Happy 'Till You're Not Happy | 4.0 |
Reel Big Fish Monkeys for Nothin' and The Chimps... | 3.0 |
Reel Big Fish Candy Coated Fury | 3.5 |
Reel Big Fish Why Do They Rock So Hard? | 4.0 |
Reel Big Fish Everything Sucks | 4.0 |
Reel Big Fish Turn the Radio Off | 4.0 |
Reel Big Fish Cheer Up! | 4.5 |
Rhapsody of Fire Dark Wings of Steel | 3.0 |
A good album, but nothing Rhapsody hasn't already done before. The album feels a little toned down and undercooked compared to previous releases, with no songs really standing out against the others. Overall though, it's good to have another Rhapsody of Fire album and fans of the band will probably be pleased. |
Rush Presto | 3.5 |
Rush Signals | 4.0 |
Rush Power Windows | 3.5 |
Rush Counterparts | 4.0 |
Rush Grace Under Pressure | 3.5 |
Rush Caress of Steel | 4.0 |
Rush 2112 | 4.5 |
Rush Hemispheres | 5.0 |
Rush Moving Pictures | 5.0 |
Rush Permanent Waves | 5.0 |
Rush A Farewell to Kings | 5.0 |
Rush Hold Your Fire | 4.0 |
Rush Roll the Bones | 4.0 |
Rush Test for Echo | 3.5 |
Rush Vapor Trails | 3.0 |
Rush Fly by Night | 4.0 |
Rush Rush | 4.0 |
Savatage Streets: A Rock Opera | 4.5 |
Saxon Unleash the Beast | 4.0 |
Saxon Call to Arms | 3.5 |
Scale the Summit The Collective | 4.0 |
Scale the Summit The Migration | 4.5 |
Scale the Summit Monument | 4.0 |
Scale the Summit Carving Desert Canyons | 4.0 |
Scorpions Taken by Force | 3.5 |
Shinedown Amaryllis | 2.0 |
Shinedown The Sound of Madness | 4.0 |
Shinedown Us and Them | 4.0 |
Shinedown Shinedown | 4.0 |
Slayer Reign in Blood | 3.0 |
Social Distortion Somewhere Between Heaven And Hell | 3.0 |
Soundgarden Superunknown | 4.5 |
Steel Panther Feel the Steel | 1.0 |
This album can be funny if you really lower your standards. Musically the album sounds good but plays on every cliche possible, which was its goal. The humor is so distasteful it just ends up only being funny to the most immature listeners. I know it's meant to be a joke, and therefore must be rated as one. If you take music seriously or are simply above age 11, do not listen to this. I grew up a long time ago. |
Stratovarius Elements, Pt. 1 | 5.0 |
Stratovarius Nemesis | 4.0 |
Stratovarius Infinite | 4.0 |
Stratovarius Destiny | 4.5 |
Streetlight Manifesto Keasbey Nights | 4.0 |
Streetlight Manifesto The Hands That Thieve | 4.5 |
Streetlight Manifesto Everything Goes Numb | 4.5 |
Streetlight Manifesto Somewhere in the Between | 4.0 |
The Beatles With the Beatles | 3.5 |
The Beatles Please Please Me | 3.5 |
The Black Keys El Camino | 3.5 |
The Black Keys Brothers | 3.0 |
The Black Keys Turn Blue | 3.0 |
The Doors The Doors | 4.5 |
The Offspring Smash | 4.5 |
The Offspring Ixnay on the Hombre | 4.5 |
The Raconteurs Broken Boy Soldiers | 3.0 |
The Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream | 4.5 |
The Smashing Pumpkins Machina/The Machines of God | 4.0 |
The Smashing Pumpkins Oceania | 4.0 |
The Smashing Pumpkins Machina II/The Friends & Enemies of Modern Music | 4.5 |
The Sword Age of Winters | 3.5 |
The Velvet Underground The Velvet Underground & Nico | 3.5 |
The Verve Urban Hymns | 4.0 |
Third Eye Blind Third Eye Blind | 3.0 |
U2 Achtung Baby | 5.0 |
Van Halen Van Halen II | 3.5 |
Van Halen 1984 | 4.0 |
Van Halen Van Halen | 4.0 |
Van Halen A Different Kind of Truth | 4.0 |
Venom Black Metal | 2.0 |
Virgin Steele The House of Atreus: Act I | 4.0 |
Virgin Steele The House of Atreus: Act II | 4.5 |
Weezer Weezer | 5.0 |
Whitesnake Whitesnake | 4.5 |
X Japan Dahlia | 4.5 |
X Japan Vanishing Vision | 4.0 |
X Japan Art of Life | 5.0 |
X Japan Blue Blood | 4.0 |
X Japan Jealousy | 4.0 |
Yes Relayer | 3.5 |
Yes The Yes Album | 4.0 |
Yes Fragile | 3.5 |
Yes Close to the Edge | 4.0 |
Yes Tales from Topographic Oceans | 3.5 |