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5.0 classic
Brian Eno Here Come the Warm Jets
Brian Eno Another Green World
Can Tago Mago
Converge You Fail Me
David Bowie Station to Station
David Bowie "Heroes"
David Bowie Scary Monsters
David Bowie The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust...
David Bowie Hunky Dory
David Bowie Low
Electric Light Orchestra Time
Electric Light Orchestra Eldorado
oh fvck
Elton John Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy
Frank Zappa Hot Rats
Genesis Foxtrot
Genesis A Trick of the Tail
Genesis The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway
Genesis Selling England by the Pound
Goldfrapp Felt Mountain
Harmonium L'Heptade
The most stunningly beautiful album I've had the pleasure of hearing. Everyone and everything on
this album is perfect. It's debatable to say it's one of the greatest albums ever made. Comme un
Sage is the best example why.
Have a Nice Life Deathconsciousness
Ichiko Aoba 0%
Icy P and the Funky Bunch Thug Bungalow
Iggy Pop The Idiot
Iggy Pop Lust For Life
Kate Bush The Dreaming
You better get the fuck out of Kate Bush's house.
Kayo Dot Choirs of the Eye
Best fucking album. Toby Driver, fuck you for being so good at whatever you do.
King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King
An extremely influential album nearly fifty years after its conception.
King Crimson Larks' Tongues in Aspic

King Crimson Discipline
I wish you were here to see it.
King Crimson Lizard
Crimson's third effort, it's least-known album, ends up being one of the best. It's a shame Robert Fripp hates it...
King Crimson Red
Led Zeppelin Houses of the Holy
Lou Reed Berlin
Manic Street Preachers The Holy Bible
Midori Aratame Hajime Mashite Midori Desu
Mr. Bungle California
Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
Peter Sotos Buyer's Market
A classic, essential for the kids
Pink Floyd Animals
Pink Floyd Meddle
Queen Queen II
Roxy Music For Your Pleasure
Steve Hackett Voyage of the Acolyte
Steve Reich Music for 18 Musicians
oh my fuck
Swans Soundtracks for the Blind
Why is Volcano so fucking sexy? This isn't how it's supposed to be....

Swans To Be Kind
Is Gira gonna kill me if I pirate this?
Talking Heads Fear of Music
Talking Heads Remain in Light
Television Marquee Moon
The Beatles Abbey Road
The Doors The Doors
The Doors L.A. Woman
The Enid In The Region of the Summer Stars
When listening to this for the first time, I was turned off by it being a completely instrumetal album, devoid of any vocals. By the time I hit 'The Loved Ones', I was devoting my full attention to the album. It's utter perfection, and if any prog-freaks haven't checked this out yet, you're just doing it wrong when it comes to progressive rock.
The Enid Something Wicked This Way Comes
The raindown comes down onto you.

The tribal drums bring forth the bombs. Synthesizers come upon you, calming you down, only
to throw you into a paranoid state of mind. The emotional guitarist does more than pluck his
strings, but cries out the end of man:

The raindown comes down onto you, and the end of man is caused by man himself.

tl;dr: cheesy soundoff aside, this is good.
The Enid The Seed and the Sower
The Flaming Lips The Soft Bulletin
This is the greatest album of all-time.
The Mothers of Invention We're Only in It for the Money
The Mothers of Invention Uncle Meat
MeatSalad's favorite album of all-time.
The Mothers of Invention Freak Out!
The Mothers of Invention Absolutely Free
The Residents Meet the Residents
The Stooges Raw Power
The Stooges Fun House
The Velvet Underground The Velvet Underground & Nico
The Velvet Underground White Light/White Heat
This Heat Deceit
Todd Rundgren A Wizard, A True Star
"My voice goes so high you would think I was gay."
Van der Graaf Generator Pawn Hearts
Viet Cong Viet Cong
you got to be fucking kidding me
X Japan Art of Life
You haven't heard this yet? What the fuck are you doing with your life? Go on. Download it.

Yes Relayer
Yes Fragile
Yes Close to the Edge
A cornerstone of progressive rock, just buy the fucker if you haven't.

4.5 superb
Alexander Scriabin Piano Concerto in F Sharp Minor, Op. 20
Animal Collective Strawberry Jam
Big Black Atomizer
Billy Joel The Stranger
Bjork Biophilia
Black Widow Sacrifice
Bob Dylan Desire
Bob Dylan Highway 61 Revisited
Good ol' Dylan, with a voice like sandpaper and glue, singing about desolate rows and revisiting highways.
Bob Dylan Blood on the Tracks
Boris Heavy Rocks
Boris Pink
Boris Akuma No Uta
The tone is just unbelievable. Fucking hell, Japan.
Brian Eno Before and After Science
Can Ege Bamyasi
Can Future Days
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Doc at the Radar Station
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Trout Mask Replica
staff confirmed shit stain
Coil The Ape of Naples
D'Angelo Voodoo
David Bowie Heathen
David Bowie Diamond Dogs
David Bowie Lodger
David Bowie The Man Who Sold the World
The most aggressive Bowie LP. Taboo subjects galore, and Bowie sings of oral sex with the Devil. How nice.
David Bowie Aladdin Sane
Death Grips The Money Store
Death Grips The Powers That B
Depeche Mode Violator
Earth The Bees Made Honey in the Lion's Skull
country-laden stoner droner boner endzoner rocker
Elton John Madman Across the Water
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP
Enslaved Vertebrae
Exuma Exuma
Father John Misty I Love You, Honeybear
Faust Faust IV
Flying Lotus You're Dead!
Frank Sinatra In The Wee Small Hours
Frank Zappa Joe's Garage
Frank Zappa Sheik Yerbouti
Frank Zappa Apostrophe
Frank Zappa The Grand Wazoo
Fripp & Eno No Pussyfooting
Fugazi The Argument
Genesis Nursery Cryme
Gentle Giant Free Hand
Gentle Giant Octopus
Godspeed You! Black Emperor 'Asunder, Sweet and Other Distress'
Gospel The Moon Is a Dead World
Grant Kirkhope Banjo-Tooie
Harmonium Si on avait besoin dune cinquieme saison
Harmonium Harmonium en Tournee
You know about L'Heptade? How about we take that shit live? Remove the choir and orchestra too?
You got L'Heptade: En Tournee. Get that lube ready, you're going to need it.
Harold Budd and Brian Eno The Pearl
Have a Nice Life The Unnatural World
Man, remember when people really underrated an album because of its predecessor?

Me neither.
Hawkwind Warrior on the Edge of Time
James Brown Live At The Apollo
James Brown Sex Machine
Jeff Wayne The War of the Worlds
John Cage 4'33''
John Cale Fear
John Coltrane A Love Supreme
John Lennon John Lennon/Plastic Ono Band
Joy Division Closer
Kate Bush Hounds of Love
Kate Bush The Kick Inside
Kayo Dot Blue Lambency Downward
The title track takes a long time to get going, but everything else is absolutely on point here. That 3.5 average is a damn crime against humanity, seriously.
Kayo Dot Hubardo
Kayo Dot Dowsing Anemone With Copper Tongue
King Crimson USA
King Diamond ''Them''
Koji Kondo Super Mario 64 OST
Kraftwerk The Man-Machine
Laurie Anderson Big Science
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin II
Led Zeppelin Physical Graffiti
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin III
Snide you fucking retard, stop using greentext and go back to /mu/ like the little fuccboi you are.
Leonard Cohen Songs of Love and Hate
Lewis L'Amour
Lou Reed The Blue Mask
After his death, this just seems too fucking sad.
Lou Reed Transformer
Magma Mekanïk Destruktiw Kommandoh
Magma Attahk
Magma puts further use in their unique skill to dish out another high quality Zeuhl record.
Magma Live
Mahavishnu Orchestra The Inner Mounting Flame
Marilyn Manson Antichrist Superstar
Massive Attack Mezzanine
maudlin of the Well Bath
MC5 Kick Out the Jams
Midori Shinsekai
Mike Oldfield Hergest Ridge
Mike Oldfield Tubular Bells
Mike Oldfield Ommadawn
Ministry The Land of Rape and Honey
Minutemen Double Nickels on the Dime
Modest Mouse The Lonesome Crowded West
Modest Mouse The Moon & Antarctica
Modest Mussorgsky Pictures at an Exhibition
There's no end to my life, No beginning to my death:

Death is life.
Morgan Nova Solis
Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle
My Bloody Valentine Tremolo
Nick Drake Pink Moon
Nick Drake Bryter Layter
Nigel Pepper Cock Fresh White Reeboks Kickin' Your Ass
Soon enough you find yourself lost in the music, starting your own mosh pit in the sand and rscreaming maniacally from the top of your lungs. So engulfed in the moment that you don'treven pay attention to your wife making out with this bandito, or your kids playing with the rguns they found in the backseat of his car. Over and over again, you keep pushing rewind and rkeeping the rock alive and screaming... occasionally snorting some of the strange white rpowder you found on the dash board of his car. Some hours later you're ready to collapse. rYour son has shot your daughter in the foot and your wife is passed out from the roverexertion. Yet you and this strange man are still rockin. Finally as the day ends, you rask this guy, "What's your name anyway?" "Rick.... the Desert Dick" he replies, as he drives roff into the sunset with your wife, leaving you with only a memory, and a cassette of NIGEL rPEPPER COCK.
Opeth Blackwater Park
Pere Ubu The Modern Dance
Peter Gabriel Melt
Peter Gabriel Up
Peter Gabriel Car
Pharmakon Bestial Burden
Pink Floyd The Piper at the Gates of Dawn
Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon
Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here
Pink Floyd Live at Pompeii
Echoes throughout the Pompeii Amphitheatre, are the Pink Floyd Experience. Hear them roar.
Portishead Portishead
Premiata Forneria Marconi Per un amico
Prurient Frozen Niagara Falls
Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky Symphony No. 5 in E minor, Op. 64
Queen A Night at the Opera
Radiohead OK Computer
Radiohead In Rainbows
Return to Forever Romantic Warrior
Roxy Music Country Life
Roxy Music Stranded
Rush All the World's a Stage
Rush Hemispheres
Sato Naoki Eureka Seven OST
An amazing collection of music from the series, although some additions are out of place...
Shining (NOR) Blackjazz
Shugo Tokumaru Night Piece
Sigur Ros ( )
Slint Spiderland
Soundtrack (Video Game) Metroid Prime and Fusion
An utterly perfect soundtrack, albeit a tad bit dated. The highlight definitely goes to the theme of Metroid Prime (Head) and The Downed Frigate Orpheon. You haven't listened to OSTs until you've heard this.
St. Vincent St. Vincent
And I guess this is AOTY already. Everyone can go home now..
St. Vincent Krokodil
damn, this is some Boris-sounding shit.
Suicide Suicide
Sunny Day Real Estate Diary
Swans Filth
The band's debut showcases Swans' powerful anger, not letting up for a minute. Surprisingly accessible too.
Swans The Seer
Present-day Swans, with the anger of 80s Swans and the goth tendencies of 90s Swans, mesh together perfectly.
Swans Children of God
A totally different Swans, with more influence from Jarboe. New Mind is a perfect blend of classic Swans anger and newfound "pop" tendencies courtesy of Jarboe.
Talk Talk Laughing Stock
Talking Heads More Songs About Buildings and Food
Terry Riley A Rainbow In Curved Air
The Beatles Rubber Soul
The Beatles Revolver
The Crazy World of Arthur Brown The Crazy World of Arthur Brown
The Dave Brubeck Quartet Time Out
The Enid Aerie Faerie Nonsense
A fairy tale-like concept album about the sea goddess, Fand, and the quest of young knight
Childe Roland, AFN amazes with its mythical and majestic compositions that'd make even
Mahler green with envy. This isn't your typical nonsense, this is Aerie Faerie Nonsense .
The Flaming Lips Peace Sword
The Jimi Hendrix Experience Are You Experienced
The Knife Shaking the Habitual
The Knife Silent Shout
The Mothers of Invention Weasels Ripped My Flesh
The Residents Eskimo
The Residents Duck Stab
The Residents Live at the Fillmore
The Rolling Stones Let It Bleed
The Seatbelts Blue
The Stooges The Stooges
The Stooges Have Some Fun: Live At Unganos
The Stooges Heavy Liquid (Box Set)
The Velvet Underground The Velvet Underground
The War on Drugs Lost in the Dream
The Who Who's Next
This Heat This Heat
Todd Rundgren Something/Anything?
U.K. U.K.
Ulver Perdition City
Uriah Heep Demons and Wizards
Utopia Todd Rundgren's Utopia
Van der Graaf Generator Godbluff
Various Artists No New York
Various Artists Merck Presents Squadron 2
Voivod Killing Technology
An exercise in progressive metal. This is most definitely not an exercise otherwise.
Weezer Pinkerton
Wilco Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
X Japan Art of Life Live
Xiu Xiu Fabulous Muscles
Yellow Magic Orchestra Yellow Magic Orchestra
I love you, you silly japs.

Is that 50 characters?
Yes The Yes Album
Yes Yessongs
Yezda Urfa Boris
Zyklon-B Blood Must Be Shed
10 minutes of madness.

4.0 excellent
801 801 Live
A Slow Descent A Slow Descent
an album for sadboys not accustomed to the lunacy of A Meager Fall
A Slow Descent Dance With Me Upon His Secret Ocean
AC/DC If You Want Blood You've Got It
Acid Bath When the Kite String Pops
After Dinner Paradise of Replica
Air The Virgin Suicides
Al Di Meola Elegant Gypsy
Too elegant.
Alexander Scriabin Symphony No. 3 in C Minor, Op. 43
Alexander Scriabin Prometheus: Le Poeme Du Feu, Op. 60
Alice Cooper Killer
Alien Porno Midgets High Altitude Over...
fuckin wot
Amon Duul II Phallus Dei
Animal Collective Merriweather Post Pavilion
Animal Collective Fall Be Kind
Animal Collective Feels
Animal Collective Sung Tongs
Aphex Twin Richard D. James Album
Aphex Twin Syro
S y r o the dragon
Area Caution Radiation Area
Area Arbeit Macht Frei
Art Bears The World As It Is Today
Aube (JPN) Quadrotation
Azimuth Azimuth
Banks Goddess
Fuck Em Only Dev Knows
Bauhaus Press the Eject and Give Me the Tape
Big Black Songs About Fucking
Billy Joel 52nd Street
Bishop Usire Elemental Raga I: Sea Roamer
good idea- swimming in the pool

bad idea- drowning in water. in the pool.
Bjork Homogenic
Bjork Vulnicura
Bjork Vespertine
Black Alice (CA) Elemental Raga III: Wind Cutter
What a coincidence. On the day of release, it happens to be extremely fucking windy here. Potsy, are you a wizard?
Black Monolith Passenger
better than Sunbather
Black Sabbath Master of Reality
Black Sabbath 13
Black Sabbath Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
Black Sabbath Black Sabbath
Blue Cheer Vincebus Eruptum
Bob Dylan Nashville Skyline
Bob Dylan The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan
Boris Noise
heavy as fuck
Boris Boris At Last -Feedbacker-
Boris Präparat
Boris Heavy Rocks II
yeah this is good
Boris With Merzbow Walrus/Groon
Boris With Merzbow Sun Baked Snow Cave
Boris With Merzbow Klatter
Botanist VI: Flora
Brian Eno Apollo: Atmospheres & Soundtracks
Brian Eno Taking Tiger Mountain (By Strategy)
Brian Eno Another Day On Earth
Brian Eno Thursday Afternoon
Brian Eno and David Byrne My Life in the Bush of Ghosts
Brian Eno and Karl Hyde High Life
Broken Bells Broken Bells
Brontide Artery
Bubu Anabelas
Burial Kindred
no wubs allowed here i'm afraid.
Camel The Snow Goose
I couldn't think of something to say, so here you go. Thank you.
Camel Moonmadness
Camel Mirage
Camel Camel
Can Monster Movie
Candy Claws Ceres And Calypso In The Deep Time
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Shiny Beast (Bat Chain Puller)
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Lick My Decals Off, Baby
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Safe As Milk
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Ice Cream for Crow
Car Seat Headrest Twin Fantasy
Caravan In the Land of Grey and Pink
Caravan Cunning Stunts
Cardiacs A Little Man and a House...
Charles Mingus The Black Saint and the Sinner Lady
Chelsea Wolfe Abyss
Cloudland Canyon Silver Tongued Sisyphus
Cluster and Eno Cluster & Eno
Experimental. German. British. Ambient. Music. The Concept.
Colin Stetson and Sarah Neufeld Never Were The Way She Was
Colour Haze Tempel
Converge Jane Doe
album rocked my anus
Converge Axe to Fall
Converge All We Love We Leave Behind
Converge When Forever Comes Crashing
Converge Petitioning the Empty Sky
Counting Crows Somewhere Under Wonderland
Crosses Crosses
Curved Air Air Conditioning
Cynic Re-Traced
Cynic Demo 1991
Cynic Focus
get down and riff your fucking asses off
D'Angelo Brown Sugar
D'Angelo Black Messiah
Danny Brown Old
Dauwd Jupiter George
David Bowie Young Americans
David Bowie The Next Day
David Bowie Outside
David Bowie Stage
David Bowie Space Oddity
David Bowie Live In Santa Monica '72
David Bowie Ziggy Stardust: The Motion Picture
David Bowie Changesonebowie
David Bowie Bowie at the Beeb
Death Human
i waited too damn long to check this out. TOO. DAMN. LONG.
Death From Above 1979 The Physical World
sexy results
Death From Above 1979 You're a Woman, I'm a Machine
Death Grips Exmilitary
One of the most stunning creations to come out of the industry in recent years.
Death Grips The Powers That B - Part I: Niggas on the Moon
have a sad cum with the niggas on the moon
Death Grips The Powers That B - Part II: Jenny Death
Deadly jennifer got a death grip on reality, niggas in paris went to the moon never came back, so rthe powers that b allow it to b sor
Devo Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo!
Dinosaur Jr. You're Living All Over Me
Dream Theater Metropolis Pt. 2: Scenes from a Memory
Dun (FRA1) Eros
Eagles Their Greatest Hits (1971-1975)
Earth Primitive and Deadly
Earth Earth 2
Earth 2 will beat the fucking shit out of you, the type of album to put you into a hazy trance and
suddenly knock you out of it to kick your sorry ass. The special low frequency version it is.
Earth Phase 3: Thrones and Dominions
Edgard Varese Ionisation
Edge of Sanity Crimson
Electric Light Orchestra Out of the Blue
Electric Light Orchestra The Electric Light Orchestra
Electric Wizard Time to Die
Elliott Smith Either/Or
Elton John Honky Chateau
Elton John Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Elton John Blue Moves
Elton John Elton John
Elton John Tumbleweed Connection
Emerson, Lake and Palmer Tarkus
Emerson, Lake and Palmer Brain Salad Surgery
Emerson, Lake and Palmer Emerson, Lake & Palmer
Emerson, Lake and Palmer Works Live
Emerson, Lake and Palmer Pictures at an Exhibition
Eminem The Slim Shady LP
Enigma The Cross of Changes
Enslaved In Times
Enslaved RIITIIR
Eric Dolphy Out To Lunch
Fear Before The Always Open Mouth
Goddamnit Mortimus.
Feu Therese Feu Therese
post rock jams for lyfe
Fiori-Seguin Deux Cents Nuits A L'Heure
Flash In The Can
Flying Lotus Cosmogramma
Focus Hamburger Concerto
Focus Focus II
Foxygen We Are The 21st Century Ambassadors...
Fraction Moon Blood
Frank Zappa Zappa In New York
Frank Zappa Civilization, Phaze III
Frank Zappa Lumpy Gravy
Frank Zappa You Are What You Is
Frank Zappa Waka/Jawaka
Frank Zappa You Can\'t Do That on Stage Anymore, Vol. 1
Frank Zappa Zoot Allures
Freddie Mercury Barcelona
Fripp & Eno Evening Star
Fugazi Red Medicine
Fugazi Repeater
Fugazi 13 Songs
Funkadelic One Nation Under a Groove
Genesis Live
Genesis Seconds Out
Genesis Duke
Genesis Wind & Wuthering
Genesis Trespass
Genesis Archive #1 (1967-1975)
Gentle Giant The Power and the Glory
Gentle Giant In a Glass House
Gentle Giant Three Friends
Gentle Giant Acquiring the Taste
Gentle Giant Playing the Fool
Gnidrolog Lady Lake
Goat Commune
Godspeed You! Black Emperor 'Allelujah! Don't Bend! Ascend!
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Slow Riot For New Zero Kanada
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F#A#(Infinity) [Vinyl]
Goldfrapp Supernature
Greenslade Bedside Manners Are Extra
GridLink Longhena
Gryphon Red Queen To Gryphon Three
Gustav Holst The Planets, Op. 32
Haggard And Thou Shalt Trust The Seer
Harmonium Harmonium
Has a scaled down sound, with some pretty cool folk prog in between.

Doesn't match to its successors, but a good debut album.
Hawkwind In Search of Space
Henry Cow Leg End
Henry Cow In Praise of Learning
Henry Cow Concerts
Husker Du Zen Arcade
Icebird The Abandoned Lullaby
Ichiko Aoba 0
Ichiko Aoba 檻髪
Ichiko Aoba 剃刀乙女
Iggy Pop American Caesar
Iggy Pop Kill City
Iggy Pop New Values
Il Balletto di Bronzo Ys
Insane Clown Posse Dog Beats
Jakszyk, Fripp and Collins A Scarcity Of Miracles
James Blake James Blake
Japan Tin Drum
Jefre Cantu-Ledesma A Year With 13 Moons
Jenks Miller and James Toth Roads to Ruin
Jenny Hval Apocalypse, girl
Jethro Tull Thick as a Brick
JamieTwort bb, are you not satisfied? I did it! I finally did it!
Jethro Tull Bursting Out
Jethro Tull A Passion Play
Joanna Newsom Ys
Jobriath Jobriath
Johannes Brahms Piano Concerto No. 2 in B-flat major, Op. 83
John Cale Slow Dazzle
Get dazzled - slowly.
John Coltrane Meditations
Joy Division Still
Joy Division Preston 28 February 1980
Kate Bush The Sensual World
Kate Bush Never for Ever
Kate Bush Live At Hammersmith Odeon
Kayo Dot Coffins on Io
Adventures in space with Kayo Dot.
King Crimson Islands
King Crimson THRAK
King Crimson Starless and Bible Black
King Crimson In the Wake of Poseidon
An extremely underrated album, although it has several similarities to the debut. The title track is an essential listen.
King Crimson The Power to Believe
King Crimson The Night Watch
King Crimson Epitaph
King Crimson Road to Red
First was the drive to 1981...
Then the decline to 1984...

And at last, after forty years of being in the vaults, there's The Road to Red.
King Diamond Abigail
King Diamond Conspiracy
King Geedorah Take Me to Your Leader
Kishi Bashi Lighght
Klaus Schulze Dune
Muad'Dib's favorite album to jam on Caladan.
Klaus Schulze Timewind
Klaus Schulze Cyborg
Koji Kondo Super Mario Galaxy OST
Kraftwerk Trans-Europe Express
Kraftwerk Radio-Activity
Kyuss Welcome to Sky Valley
Laked God and Yak Butt Pirate Bible Force
Laurie Anderson Mister Heartbreak
LCD Soundsystem This Is Happening
Clean yrself off and dance some more, Mr. Murphy. This time, turn 90 degrees to the left?
LCD Soundsystem The Long Goodbye
shut the fuck up Adam
LCD Soundsystem Sound of Silver
Le Orme Felona E Sorona
Led Zeppelin BBC Sessions
Led Zeppelin How the West Was Won
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV
Led Zeppelin Presence
Led Zeppelin The Song Remains the Same
Lil B God's Father
Little Shiners Reverberations
Lou Reed Live: Take No Prisoners
Lou Reed Lou Reed
Lou Reed Coney Island Baby
Lou Reed Metal Machine Music
Louis Armstrong Ambassador Satch
LSD and the Search for God LSD and the Search for God
Lucifer's Friend Lucifer's Friend
I'm Lucifer's best friend, you can trust me.
Ludwig van Beethoven Piano Concerto No. 5, Op. 73
Ludwig van Beethoven Wellington's Victory, Op. 91
Lupe Fiasco Tetsuo & Youth
Magma 1001° Centigrades
Mahavishnu Orchestra Birds of Fire
on fire
Maneige Les Porches
Marilyn Manson Mechanical Animals
Mark Isham Tibet
maudlin of the Well Leaving Your Body Map
McLusky mcluskyism
Meat Puppets Meat Puppets II
Melvins Bullhead
Melvins Lysol
Mercyful Fate Don't Break the Oath
Merzbow Hiranya
Merzbow Merzbeat
Michael Jackson Off the Wall
Before the neverland ranch, before the scandals and diseases, before the plastic surgery, there was only Michael. And his darn disco music.
Midori Second
Midori Live!!
Minor Threat Minor Threat
Minutemen What Makes a Man Start Fires?
Minutemen The Punch Line
Mist Glowing Net
Moondog Moondog
Morgan Brown Out
Morgen Morgen
Motel Beds Sunfried Dreams
Mount Eerie Sauna
Mr. Bungle OU818
I sat around and thought about the things we used to do. It meant a lot to me. It meant a real LOT
to me.
Mr. Bungle Disco Volante
Bungle jamz
Multiple Man Multiple Man
straya bitch
Murmuure Murmuure
Museo Rosenbach Zarathustra
My Bloody Valentine m b v
My Bloody Valentine Loveless
My Bloody Valentine You Made Me Realise
Napalm Death Apex Predator - Easy Meat
Nazareth Hair of the Dog
Neil Young Tonight's the Night
Neil Young Time Fades Away
Nektar Remember the Future
Neurosis Through Silver in Blood
Neutral Bling Hotel In My G4 Over Da Sea
I love it.
Nico The Marble Index
Nine Inch Nails Hesitation Marks
Holy hell, didn't expect this to be so damn good
Nine Inch Nails Pretty Hate Machine
A head like a hole like a hole like a hole like a hole like a hole in the head.
Nobuo Uematsu Final Fantasy VI: Original Soundtrack
Noir Noir V.I.T.R.I.O.L.
this shit is fucking nasty yo
Nujabes Modal Soul
Obolus Lament
Octobre Octobre
It's just like Harmonium minus the folk and synths, and more of the keys. I like it.
Octobre Les Nouvelles Terres
Here, Octobre progress as a band and shed the folk tendencies of the debut album. They're eerily similar to Harmonium.
Octobre Survivance
Following the previous Octobre LP, it seems as the band has abandoned the vague funk-influence in favor of more focus on the keys. The similarities to Harmonium still remain, but are beginning to phase out as Octobre is coming into their own. Funny to say since this band formed before Harmonium.
Off Minor The Heat Death of the Universe
Opeth Still Life
Orchid Gatefold
Panda Bear Panda Bear Meets the Grim Reaper
Peter Gabriel Scratch
oh my god wow those frippertronics on exposure whoa
Peter Gabriel So
Peter Gabriel Security
Peter Hammill Nadir's Big Chance
Peter Hammill The Silent Corner and the Empty Stage
Peter Sinfield Still
Pharmakon Abandon
"ya, this isn't very good. Not to mention its retarded length."

valuable opinion coupled with a comment that makes no fucking sense good job
Pink Floyd A Saucerful of Secrets
Pink Floyd Obscured by Clouds
A underrated effort overshadowed by two everlasting classics that came before and after it, Obscured by Clouds is the unfortunate "gap" album that is often ignored.
Pink Floyd Delicate Sound of Thunder
Sit down and relax, and if you pay good attention, you'll hear Roger Waters' bloody screaming.
Pixies Surfer Rosa
Francis learned a good lesson after the day he jokingly told Kim Deal to "die"...

Talk shit, get hit.
Poliphony Poliphony
Pop. 1280 Imps Of Perversion
Popol Vuh In den Garten Pharaos
This is some wild tribal ambient shit right here. And it's bretty gud too.
Popol Vuh Nosferatu
Portishead Third
Premiata Forneria Marconi The World Became the World
Pulsar Halloween
Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky Violin Concerto in D major, Op. 35
Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky 1812 Overture, Op. 49
Queen Jazz
Queen Innuendo
Queen A Kind of Magic
Queen Queen
Queen Sheer Heart Attack
Queen Live Killers
Queen At the Beeb
Queen News of the World
Queen A Day at the Races
Queens of the Stone Age Rated R
Radiohead Kid A
Radiohead The Bends
Radiohead The King of Limbs
Refused The Shape of Punk to Come
Renaissance Scheherazade and Other Stories
Rick Wakeman The Six Wives of Henry VIII
Robert Fripp Exposure
Robert John Godfrey Reverberations
Robert John Godfrey The Art Of Melody
Robert Wyatt Rock Bottom
Rodriguez Cold Fact
Roxy Music Roxy Music
Rush A Farewell to Kings
Rush 2112
Rush Fly by Night
Rush Permanent Waves
Rwake Xenoglossalgia: The Last Stage of Awareness
Ryo Fukui Scenery
Ryuichi Sakamoto and Taylor Deupree Disappearance
Sato Naoki Eureka Seven OST II
One hell of a follow-up to a magnificent soundtrack...
Schizoid Lloyd Virus
Scott Walker Scott 2
Scott Walker Scott 4
Scott Walker The Drift
Scott Walker and Sunn O))) Soused
A beating would do me a world of good.
Sensory Deprivation Cop Block
Sensory Deprivation Unsound
Serge Gainsbourg Histoire de Melody Nelson
Sharon Van Etten Are We There
Shylock Gialorgues
Sigur Ros Agaetis Byrjun
Silver Apples Silver Apples
Silver Apples Contact
Sleep Sleep's Holy Mountain
Slint Slint
Snakefinger Greener Postures
Snakefinger Chewing Hides The Sound
Snowy Red The Right to Die
Soft Cell Non-Stop Erotic Cabaret
Soft Machine Third
Solaris Marsbéli Krónikák (Martian Chronicles)
Soundtrack (Film) Jesus Christ Superstar
Spiritualized Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space
Split Enz Mental Notes
take a mental note take a mental note take a mental note take a mental note take a mental note
St. Vincent Actor
Starcastle Starcastle
Steely Dan Aja
Stevie Wonder Innervisions
Suicide Second Album
Sun Ra Jazz in Silhouette
Sun Ra Calling Planet Earth
Sunny Day Real Estate Thief, Steal Me A Peach
Sunny Day Real Estate Sunny Day Real Estate
Supertramp Crime of the Century
Suuns Images Du Futur
Swans The Great Annihilator
Swans White Light From the Mouth of Infinity
Swans My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
Swans Swans
The original Swans: melody, decent production, and less anger are present here. Seems interesting considering what was to come.
Swans Cop
Nothing beats humiliation.
Sweet Smoke From Darkness To Light
Syd Barrett The Madcap Laughs
Szare Lost Shapes
T'Saatsuna/Reverend Desaad Churnmilk Peg!!/Hypatian Codex: Compendium Dub
Talking Heads Talking Heads: 77
Talking Heads Speaking in Tongues
Talking Heads Stop Making Sense
Tangerine Dream Alpha Centauri
Tangerine Dream Rubycon
Television Personalities And Don't the Kids Just Love It
The Alan Parsons Project I Robot
The Alan Parsons Project Tales of Mystery and Imagination
Parsons... you magnificent bastard! I listened to your album!
The Alan Parsons Project Turn of a Friendly Card
The Body I Shall Die Here
The Doors Waiting for the Sun
The Enid Liverpool
The Enid Anarchy on 45: Complete Singles Collection
In this odd compilation are the group's singles from 1977 to 1990, including some novelty singles released by their label at the time (Pye) in order to make money, as well as some interesting tracks, such as "665 The Great Bean" and a cover of "Golden Earrings". While the first part focuses on the a-sides, the latter focuses on the obscure tracks on the b-sides. It's obvious which ones are the stronger ones and vice versa. It isn't essential, but is worth a listen.
The Enid Live at Hammersmith Vol. II
The Enid Live at Hammersmith Vol. I
The Enid Live At Town Hall, Birmingham
The Enid The Spell
The seasons of man are cast under a spell. And The Enid make another concept album worth a listen.
The Enid Six Pieces
A complex portrait of the band, Six Pieces showcases the skill, identity, and personalities of the six individuals of the band. Again, there are some flaws, but not as evident than its predecessor.
The Enid Sundialer
The Enid Invicta
The Flaming Lips Playing Hide and Seek with the Ghosts of Dawn
Ersatz shit for the 21st century. The only positive is that Moonchild is more bearable.
Just by a tiny bit.

Update as of 4/27: Damn, how wrong I was. This soundoff was made when I just started
listening to the Flips, but how I missed how good this was is beyond me. This is some good
The Flaming Lips The Terror
The Flaming Lips Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots
I don't believe I realize.
The Flaming Lips The Flaming Lips And Heady Fwends
The Flaming Lips The Flaming Side of the Moon
The greatest april fools joke since the last attempt at doing this album. However, this time it's for real.
The Flaming Lips 7 Skies H3
an excellent cut of the 24-hour long track, condensed into 50 minutes and on clear wax for those who don't have the time to listen to a 24-hour long Flips track, i.e. everyone but that one extremely hardcore fan with too much time on his hands.
The Flaming Lips Clouds Taste Metallic
The Flaming Lips Embryonic
The Flaming Lips Transmissions From the Satellite Heart
The Flaming Lips Imagene Peise: Atlas Eets Christmas
Infinite Love from Drozd
The Flaming Lips In A Priest Driven Ambulance
The Haxan Cloak Excavation
The Jesus and Mary Chain Psychocandy
The Jimi Hendrix Experience Electric Ladyland
The Microphones The Glow Pt. 2
The Modern Lovers The Original Modern Lovers
The Moody Blues Days of Future Passed
The Mothers of Invention Over-nite Sensation
The Mothers of Invention Roxy & Elsewhere
The Mothers of Invention One Size Fits All
The Mothers of Invention Fillmore East – June 1971
The Physics House Band Horizons / Rapture
The Residents The Third Reich 'n Roll
The Residents Mush-Room
The Residents, with the help of Grace Ellen Barkey and Needcompany, create a rather electronic album, up there with Duck Stab perhaps.
The Residents God in Three Persons
The Residents Duck Stab / Buster & Glen
The Residents Fingerprince
The Residents 13th Anniversary Show Live in Tokyo
The Residents Commercial Album
The Residents Stars & Hank Forever
The Residents Not Available
Edweeeeeenaaaaa, stop making Randy eat those damn boysenberries
The Residents Santa Dog
santa dog's a jesus fetus and has no presence in the future....

did not know that, thanks guys.
The Residents Babyfingers
The Residents For Elsie
The Residents Cube-E: The History Of American Music...
The Rolling Stones Some Girls
The Seatbelts Vitaminless
The Seatbelts Cowboy Bebop
The Shins Oh, Inverted World
The Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream
The Velvet Underground Loaded
The Wesley Willis Fiasco Spookydisharmoniousconflicthellride
Thee Oh Sees Floating Coffin
Thee Oh Sees Mutilator Defeated At Last
Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra Fuck Off Get Free We Pour Light on Everything
This Heat Health and Efficiency
This Heat Made Available: John Peel Sessions
Thou/The Body You, Whom I Have Always Hated
Tim Buckley Starsailor
Tim Hecker Virgins
Tool Lateralus
Trvth Lush
This captain can do no wrong.
Trvth Realms Exist

When will the realm cease to exist?

since Cap didn't put the link:
Type O Negative Slow, Deep, and Hard
U.K. Night After Night
U.K. Danger Money
UFO Strangers in the Night
Unknown Mortal Orchestra II
Vakula You've Never Been to Konotop
Van der Graaf Generator The Quiet Zone/The Pleasure Dome
Van der Graaf Generator Still Life
Van der Graaf Generator H to He, Who Am the Only One
Van Halen Van Halen
Van Morrison Astral Weeks
Vangelis Spiral
Voivod Dimension Hatross
Weatherbox The Cosmic Drama
Weird Al Yankovic In 3-D
Weird Al Yankovic Alpocalypse
Weird Al Yankovic Mandatory Fun
Fun may be mandatory, but here on sputnik, it's not allowed.
White Suns Sinews
Songs About Fucking: 2012 edition.
White Suns Totem
Pretty sure this is a new Swans LP.
White Suns Waking in the Reservoir
Wilco The Whole Love
Wild Man Fischer An Evening with Wild Man Fischer
Wire Pink Flag
Wreck and Reference No Youth
X Japan Jealousy
X Japan Blue Blood
Xabec Feuerstern
Xiu Xiu Knife Play
breaking into children's hospitals and shouting out DON'T FUCK WITH ME
flip yourself off but say erase it when someone sees you

Xiu Xiu A Promise
Xiu Xiu Angel Guts: Red Classroom
Xiu Xiu Unclouded Sky
Xiu Xiu Dear God, I Hate Myself
Xiu Xiu La Foret
Xiu Xiu/This Song Is A Mess But So Am I Split 7"
Yasuyuki Okamura Viva Namida
damn fine and well produced japanese funk pop music for chinese cartoons
Yellow Magic Orchestra Public Pressure
Yes Drama
Yes Time and a Word
Ideas are all over the place, with some either coming to fruition, others falling flat. The title track, one of the former, is possibly one of the group's best cuts.
Yes Tales from Topographic Oceans
Young Widows Easy Pain

3.5 great
A Slow Descent On Ganymede
A Slow Descent Secrets of a Melting Moon
callllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllling dibs on this bitch suck it ExplosiveOranges
A Slow Descent/Sensory Deprivation Split
the fuck is this? is this a joke? not only a children's choir, but dance music by A Slow Descent? rwell fuck me. r
AC/DC Let There Be Rock
Aerosmith Get Your Wings
Air Moon Safari
American Football American Football EP
Amycanbe Mountain Whales
Area Crac!
Asia Minor Between Flesh And Divine
Atoms for Peace Amok
bansheebeat Spiral Power
bansheebeat Wutai
Be-Bop Deluxe Axe Victim
Beach House Depression Cherry
Beastie Boys Licensed to Ill
Black Moth Super Rainbow Cobra Juicy
Bloodrock Bloodrock
Boris Attention Please
this ain't fucking J-pop, this is madness
Boris Smile
Boris New Album
it's Boris but it's j-pop, it's j-pop but it's Boris, and if it's Boris' j-pop, then it's alright to say the most.
Boris With Michio Kurihara Rainbow
Boris/Doomriders Long Hair and Tights
Brian Eno More Music for Films
Brian Eno Headcandy
Brian Eno Nerve Net
Brian Eno Music For Films
Brian Eno My Squelchy Life
Brian Eno and Karl Hyde Someday World
Bruce Springsteen The Wild, the Innocent, and the E Street Shuffle
Can Landed
Can Soon Over Babaluma
Can Can
Can Soundtracks
Can Flow Motion
Can Delay 1968
Caribou Our Love
Charles Manson Lie
Chelsea Wolfe Pain Is Beauty
CHVRCHES The Bones of What You Believe
Circus Mort Circus Mort
haha michael gira, you devil, you
Cities Aviv Come To Life
Cold Specks Neuroplasticity
Come September Half An Hour in the Jungle!
Comus Diana
Converge No Heroes
Converge Unloved and Weeded Out
Cromagnon Orgasm
Curved Air Air Cut
Cynic Carbon-Based Anatomy
Cynic '88 Demo
David Bowie Let's Dance
David Bowie Earthling
David Bowie Black Tie White Noise
David Bowie David Live
David Bowie Reality
David Bowie Christian F.
David Bowie Rare
David Thomas Broughton The Complete Guide to Insufficiency
The guide to self-sufficiency, and how to stay that way. See more info on p. 12.
Daze Neuromance
Death The Sound of Perseverance
you wanna hear Kate Bush do DM harsh vox? Listen to Painkiller, and all shall be revealed to your weak, feeble mind.
Death From Above 1979 Heads Up
Death Grips No Love Deep Web
Deerhoof Breakup Song
Disappears Irreal
Discipline. Unfolded Like Staircase
woah it's like if Genesis had an absolute reconstruction and continued in the sound of Trespass and Foxtrot, but quite different. Damn. Those tracks lengths are pretty cray though.
Divine Fits Live at Third Man Records
Drive Like Jehu Yank Crime
Einsturzende Neubauten Zeichnungen des Patienten O.T.
Electric Light Orchestra Face the Music
I don't know about this Electric Light Orchestra, but it's surely shocking to the touch.
Electric Light Orchestra A New World Record
do ya want to break a new world record out of the blue, or will you not be able to face the music?
Electric Light Orchestra ELO 2
Electric Wurms Musik, Die Schwer Zu Twerk
Elemantra Kelly
Elton John Too Low For Zero
Elton John Empty Sky
Elton John Rock of the Westies
Elton John The Diving Board
Elton John Don't Shoot Me I'm Only the Piano Player
Emerson, Lake and Palmer Trilogy
The fact that the average for this isn't higher is a living sin.

edit: not really
Eric Schaefer Who Is Afraid of Richard W.?
Fantomas Fantomas
Faust Faust
Fever Ray Fever Ray
Foreigner Double Vision
Frank Zappa Chunga\'s Revenge
Frank Zappa 200 Motels
Frank Zappa Baby Snakes
Frank Zappa Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch
jesus who thought Valley Girl was a good idea?
Frank Zappa Jazz From Hell
Frank Zappa Tinsel Town Rebellion
Freddie Mercury Mr Bad Guy
Fugazi 3 Songs
Fugazi Furniture
Three songs to jam to on your old, musty coffee-stained couch. By Fugazi.
Fugazi Steady Diet of Nothing
Genesis Three Sides Live
Gentle Giant Gentle Giant
Ghost (SWE) If You Have Ghost
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven
Goldfrapp Black Cherry
Goldfrapp Seventh Tree
Gorillaz Demon Days
Grizzly Bear Horn of Plenty
Harry Belafonte Calypso
Holger Czukay On The Way To The Peak Of Normal
Hot Water Music Exister
Husker Du Warehouse: Songs and Stories
Iced Earth Burnt Offerings
Iggy Pop TV Eye 1977 Live
Iggy Pop Zombie Birdhouse
In Arms Daybreak
Insane Clown Posse Bizzar
I guess they did something right here, but I can't pinpoint it. Maybe it's just not as shitty than usual.
Interpol Turn on the Bright Lights
Jobriath Creatures of the Street
Johann Sebastian Bach Organ Concerto in G, BWV 592
John Cale and Terry Riley Church of Anthrax
Joy Division Unknown Pleasures
Well, the album has the spirit.
But not the feeling.
Kate Bush Kate Bush
Kate Bush Lionheart
Kate Bush The Red Shoes
hahaha ladies and gentlemen, Kate Bush.
Kayo Dot Gamma Knife
KC and the Sunshine Band KC and the Sunshine Band
pure white funk do a little dance make a little love get down tonight
Kendrick Lamar To Pimp a Butterfly
Kevin Ayers, John Cale, Brian Eno and Nico June 1, 1974
King Crimson The ConstruKction of Light
King Crimson Three of a Perfect Pair
King Crimson Live at Jacksonville
Knablinz Mind Set Tape
Koji Kondo Super Mario Bros.
Kraftwerk Kraftwerk
Kraftwerk Computer World
Kraftwerk Autobahn
Led Zeppelin In Through the Out Door
Lou Reed Magic and Loss
Madonna Madonna
Madvillain Madvillainy
Magma Slag Tanz
Marillion Misplaced Childhood
Marilyn Manson The Pale Emperor
Marilyn Manson Holy Wood
Meat Puppets In a Car
Melt-Banana Fetch
Merzbow Grand Owl Habitat
Merzbow and Xiu Xiu MERZXIU
Hi my name is Merzbow and I like to overpower my collaborator with my refrigerator and malfunctioning Merzcar from '94.
Metabolisme Tempus Fugit
Sweeee, more french prog for Jethro to hear

Michael Gira Drainland
Midnight Oil 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
Midori First
Ministry The Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Taste
Minutemen Joy
Miroslav Vitous Magical Shepherd
Mr. Bungle Goddammit I Love America!
My Little Airport The ok thing to do on sunday afternoon..
Napalm Death From Enslavement to Obliteration
New Order Movement
Night Birds Killer Waves
Noise Unit Deceit/Struktur
NoMeansNo Wrong
Oneohtrix Point Never R Plus Seven
Peter Gabriel And I'll Scratch Yours
Pink Floyd The Wall
Pink Floyd The Final Cut
The final cut of a final cut of a final cut of a final cut of a final cut of a final cut of a final cut
Pink Floyd The Division Bell
It's okay I guess. High Hopes is nice, but nothing else caught my interestttttt
Pink Floyd Works
Side one is pretty great, the other side however?

Plat Du Jour Plat Du Jour
Possessed The Eyes of Horror
Prefuse 73 Everything She Touched Turned Ampexian
Primus Primus and The Chocolate Factory...
Primus Miscellaneous Debris
bretty gud covers
bretty gud first impression

this soundoff? not so gud.
Primus Frizzle Fry
Prostitutes Ecstasy, Crashing Beats And Fantasy
Queen The Miracle
Queen The Game
Queen The Works
Queen Made in Heaven
Reverend Desaad Elemental Raga II: Fire Starter
This shit's too hot for me.
Robert John Godfrey Fall Of Hyperion
Robert John Godfrey The Music of William Arkle
Robin Trower Twice Removed From Yesterday
Roxy Music Siren
Rush Caress of Steel
Sambomaster Sambomaster wa Kimi ni Katarikakeru
Save Us From The Archon Thereafter
Scott Walker Climate of Hunter
Sensory Deprivation Inrepertus
"enjoy the noise, this may be the last one so don't kill yourself."

please tell me this means SD's gonna pull a Kayo Dot and become a jazz band

(have fun going to jail, deathschool)
Serge Fiori Serge Fiori
Nice ass return considering he hasn't done any solo work since 1986. He is now apparently
very fluent in English.

A problem, however: the album goes on for a good fifteen minutes too long.
Simon Finn Pass the Distance
Slapp Happy Acnalbasac Noom
Smile Gettin' Smile
Snowy Red Snowy Red
Snowy Red Vision
Sonic Youth Sonic Youth
Sonic Youth Bad Moon Rising
Spirit Twelve Dreams of Dr. Sardonicus
Spoon They Want My Soul
Strawbs Hero and Heroine
Styx Pieces of Eight
Styx Paradise Theater
Sufjan Stevens Illinois
Sulphur Aeon Gateway to the Antisphere
Sunn O))) and Ulver Terrestrials
Swans Young God
Swans Public Castration Is a Good Idea
Is it a good idea?
Swans Holy Money
Swans Real Love
Swans Love of Life
sorry gramps but the younger generation will do the reviewing love ya in troll II though
Synergy (US) Cords
Talking Heads Naked
Tangerine Dream Zeit
Television Adventure
The Dreamer's Dream couldn't dream up something better...
Tessela Bottom Out
The 13th Floor Elevators The Psychedelic Sounds Of...
The Alan Parsons Project Pyramid
The Antlers Hospice
The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
The Beatles Let It Be
The Dandy Warhols Dandys Rule OK?
The Doors The Soft Parade
The Doors An American Prayer
The Enid Touch Me
Yeah, maybe this album and its concept could've been handled more better. Alright music, with some engaging moments, but a slew of dragging moments that weaken the album. Not essential, but suggested if you enjoyed its predecessors.
The Enid In The Region of the Summer Stars (1984)
The Enid The Stand 1985-1986
The Enid Fand
The Enid Final Noise
The Enid Journey's End
The Enid The Stand
The Enid Salome
The Enid Aerie Faerie Nonsense (1983)
The Enid Shining
The Enid First Light
The Fall Live At The Witch Trials
The Flaming Lips Zaireeka
The Flaming Lips At War With The Mystics
The Jesus Lizard Goat
The Mothers of Invention Burnt Weeny Sandwich
The Mothers of Invention Just Another Band from L.A.
The Psychedelic Furs Mirror Moves
The Residents Buster & Glen
The Residents Mark of the Mole
The Residents George & James
The Residents Santa Dog '88
The Residents The Bunny Boy
The Residents The Census Taker
Another addition to the macabre discography of The Resis.
The Residents Dollar General
Thank god my local Dollar General is miles away from where I live, or Randy Rose may have actually frightened me for once.
The Residents Santa Dog '78
The Residents Intermission
The Stooges Ready To Die
Definitely not up to par with the first three albums, but that doesn't weaken the album in rany sense. On the plus side, at least Iggy sounds relatively good and doesn't sing about how rhis "dick is turning into a tree." "Ready to Die" is two notches up from "The Weirdness" and rcan be seen as a return to form.
The Twilight Sad Nobody Wants To Be Here And Nobody Wants To Leave
The Uniques From The Dust
Some interesting indie prog pop rock shit, but drags and lacks of energy in some spots. 3.4
is fair enough atm.
The Velvet Underground VU
Thee Oh Sees Drop
okay so Thee Oh Sees somehow manage to release two great albums in less than a year how amazing
Toby Driver In the L..L..Library Loft
Todd Rundgren Initiation
Todd Rundgren Todd
Touche Amore Is Survived By
Trvth Purging
Pvrge of the soul, desecration of the mind, the trvth comes to us all as we listen to this, as I write this pointless shit.
U2 Three
Undertakers Circus Ragnarock
Conjured up from Norway, Undertakers Circus brings you the strangest mix of prog and jazz fusion.
Univers Zero Crawling Wind
Across the Univers.
Unwound Challenge For a Civilized Society
Van Morrison Moondance
Var No One Dances Quite Like My Brothers
Vex Sanctuary: The Complete Discography
Warpaint Warpaint
Warren Zevon Excitable Boy
Weezer Everything Will Be Alright in the End
Weird Al Yankovic Dare To Be Stupid
White Suns Mourning Chamber
White Suns Cavity
Whitehouse Bird Seed
Wings Venus and Mars
Wishbone Ash Argus
Women Public Strain
X Los Angeles
Xiu Xiu The Air Force
Xiu Xiu Chapel of the Chimes
Yeah Yeah Yeahs Is Is
Yes Yesterdays
Yes 90125

Oops. Wrong album.
Yes Going for the One
Yes Keystudio
Zarathustra (Germany) Zarathustra
ZZ Top Eliminator

3.0 good
A Slow Descent Sorry, We're Closed
reeeeeeeeeeturn theeeee slaaaaaab
Anamanaguchi Endless Fantasy
Arcade Fire Reflektor
Pretentious wank: the album
Autechre Chiastic Slide
bansheebeat Galactics
Ben Frost A U R O R A
Black Flag Nervous Breakdown
Black Moth Super Rainbow Electric Avenue Chapter 8
Where's Electric Avenue Chapters 1-7?
Blacklisters Belt Party
Blanck Mass Dumb Flesh
Bob Dylan Bob Dylan
California X Nights In The Dark
Clipping Midcity
It's as if I'm listening to a third-rate Death Grips wow!
Coldplay Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends
Coldplay Ghost Stories
Somehow spookynewghostfriend made his way into Coldplay's hearts and got his own album. If you listen closely, you can hear him sing of his love for legos, friends, apple juice, and Woob.
Converge Pound for Pound: The Wolverine Blues Sessions
Cynic '90 Demo
David Bowie Hours
David Bowie Pin Ups
David Bowie The Buddha of Suburbia
David Bowie David Bowie
Dream Theater Dream Theater
The modern day ELP release another mediocre album devoid of passion and full of wankery that'd make even the biggest math-rock band jealous.
Dry Satire Three String EP
Well damn.
Earth Pentastar: In The Style Of Demons
Egyptrixx Transfer of Energy (Feelings of Power)
Elton John Jump Up!
Elton John 21 at 33
Elton John A Single Man
Elton John The Fox
Emerson, Lake and Palmer Works Volume 1
Emerson, Lake and Palmer Welcome Back To The Show That Never Ends
Emerson, Lake and Powell Emerson, Lake and Powell
Esham Esham for Mayor
You better v-o-t-e for Esham.
Frameworks Loom
Frank Zappa Sleep Dirt
Frank Zappa London Symphony Orchestra, Vol. 1
Starts out good, gradually gets boring, and goddamn Mo 'n Herb's Vacation will be the death of me holy shit
Frank Zappa The Man from Utopia
Frank Zappa Studio Tan
Frank Zappa Orchestral Favorites
Frank Zappa Francesco Zappa

That is all.
Genesis Abacab
Genesis Archive #2 (1976-1992)
Genesis From Genesis to Revelation
Gentle Giant Civilian
Giorgio Moroder Metropolis
Hatfield And The North Hatfield and the North
The Poo Poo extracts are classic, witty pieces of art. No doubt.
Iggy Pop Avenue B
Decent latter-day Iggy, those spoken-word segments are shit though.
Iggy Pop Soldier
Indian From All Purity
Insane Clown Posse Riddle Box
ICP, please go home.
Insane Clown Posse Carnival of Carnage
A dull album, but undeserving of the hatred it amassed. One quote perfectly describes the
album: "Fucking bigot."
Jane (DE) III
Journey Journey
Kanye West Yeezus
King Crimson Beat
King Crimson VROOOM
King Crimson Live at the Orpheum
Leviathan Scar Sighted
Lewis Romantic Times
Lou Reed Set the Twilight Reeling
Lou Reed Sally Can't Dance
Love Forever Changes
Macintosh Plus FLORAL SHOPPE
Maximum the Hormone Buiikikaesu
Mixmaster Mark Madden Aesthetic
Modest Mouse Strangers to Ourselves
Mondkopf Hades
Napalm Death The Curse
Ne Obliviscaris Citadel
Nothing Guilty of Everything
ugh, fucking shoegaze. so dull but so captivating.
Pink Floyd Atom Heart Mother
As entertaining as a cow's ass. But fuck, Alan's Psychedelic Breakfast made me hungry for some bacon.
Pink Floyd The Endless River
The endless river of shit
Pure Fetor
Queen Hot Space
R. Kelly Trapped in the Closet (Chapters 1-12)
Rush Rush
Sambomaster Ongaku no Kodomo wa Mina Utau
Sensory Deprivation Godspeed
Sensory Deprivation False Euphoria
Sensory Deprivation White Noise
fuck me
Sensory Deprivation Deprived Senses
Single Soul Demo
Smegma/Merzbow Smegma Plays Merzbow Plays Smegma
just fuck my shit up
Snowing Fuck Your Emotional Bullshit
Sonic Youth Kill Yr Idols
Sonic Youth Dirty
Now lil niggas, don't bother going after Kim Gordon, she stated she just wanted to be friends.
Sonic Youth Confusion Is Sex
St. Vincent Pieta / Sparrow
Swans Love Will Tear Us Apart
Swans Greed
Swervedriver I Wasn't Born to Lose You
Talking Heads Little Creatures
The Clash London Calling
The Doors Full Circle
The Enid White Goddess
The Flaming Lips The Flaming Lips
The Flaming Lips Fight Test
Thank You Jack White, for The Fiber-Optic Jesus that you gave me.
The Flaming Lips Dark Side of the Moon
The few bland segments overpower the shining moments, such as Any Colour You Like, but overall a decent take on a classic album.
The Holydrug Couple Moonlust
The Mothers of Invention Cruising with Ruben & the Jets
The National Boxer
The Residents High Horses
The Residents Title in Limbo
The Residents Gingerbread Man
The Rolling Stones Emotional Rescue
[unintelligible falsetto moans intensify]
Thee Oh Sees Putrifiers II
is this 50 characters?
Thrice The Illusion of Safety
Trvth Proverbial
It'll probably take me another listen or two, bvt this shows tons of potential in Trvth. As
for the albvm, work more on the mixing, the drvms are barely avdible and sovnds as someone
pvt too mvch gain in it.
Trvth Essential Void
Get those hype engines ready, the trvth shall be revealed!
Weezer The Green Album
Wreck and Reference Want
Xiu Xiu Women As Lovers
Xiu Xiu Always
Yes Fly from Here
Yes The Ladder
Yezda Urfa Sacred Baboon
Yoko Ono Yoko Ono/Plastic Ono Band

2.5 average
Actress Ghettoville
Don't stop the music.
Against Me! Transgender Dysphoria Blues
Alcest Shelter
Beastie Boys Polly Wog Stew
I do not want to eat this polly wog stew.
Between the Buried and Me Alaska
David Bowie Never Let Me Down
David Bowie The Next Day Extra
Dean Blunt Black Metal
Death Grips Government Plates
You might think he loves you for your money, but I know what he really loves you for. it's your
brand new leopard skin pillbox hat
Deep Purple Who Do We Think We Are
Diamond Youth Orange
Eagles Eagles Greatest Hits Vol. 2
Electric Light Orchestra Secret Messages
Discovery was 2disco4me

Time was about perfect.

This? I don't know about this.
Elton John Breaking Hearts
Elton John Caribou
Emerson, Lake and Palmer In Concert
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP 2
Eminem Curtain Call: The Hits
Genesis Spot the Pigeon
Genesis Genesis
Genesis Live Over Europe 2007
Gentle Giant Interview
Insane Clown Posse The Great Milenko
What is a Juggalo?
Insane Clown Posse Bang! Pow! Boom!
something special so exclusive wow! Thanks ICP, I can drink my 60/40 Faygo in peace knowing just that!
Interpol El Pintor
Kayo Dot Coyote
Kimono Kult Hiding In The Light
Considering the negative reception this is receiving, Kimono Kult should stay hidden in the light.
King Crimson Earthbound
"you cannot grasp the true form of king crimsons shitty album"r- Mister Twister, 8.30.13
King Crimson Live at the Marquee
King Crimson Happy With What You Have To Be Happy With
Led Zeppelin Coda
Lorde Tennis Court
Madonna Like a Virgin
Pretty sure this is only used for masturbatory purposes.
Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus and Her Dead Petz
miley, you missed a spot...just on the left.
Ministry With Sympathy
Mr. Bungle The Raging Wrath of the Easter Bunny
Nachtvorst Silence
Of Monsters and Men Beneath the Skin
Periphery Juggernaut: Omega
Pink Floyd Ummagumma
Alvin and the chipmunks fucking in a cave isn't experimental.
Pink Floyd A Momentary Lapse of Reason
For what purpose?
Pink Floyd More
Lemme just toss this in the Nile like baby Moses.
Queen Queen's First E.P.
Despite the catchiness of "Good Old-Fashioned Loverboy", "Queen's First E.P." was thankfully their last. The only saving grace are the other three songs present, with "White Queen" being more worthy of a single release.
Queen Flash Gordon
Flash Gordon wasn't the saviour of the universe after all. "Aaah!" indeed.
Radiohead Hail to the Thief
Senators Revival Skills
Swans The Burning World
I can't believe it's not Swans!
Talking Heads True Stories
The Enid Tears of the Sun
A nonsensical compilation and one original track. Just listen to Anarchy on 45 or Sundialer instead.
The Enid Tripping the Light Fantastic
The Enid The Bridge
decent filler album that will hold over hardcore fans until "Dust" is released.rSome original tunes, but lots of recycled bits and pieces keep this from even being captivating, rand shows a great reliance on the back catalogue after shunning it for so long.
The Flaming Lips With A Little Help From My Fwends
absolutely fucking obnoxious
The Residents I Murdered Mommy
Trvth Earth Is Dust
wow! it's almost if I'm listening to a Shaquille O'Neal cassette in 1999! Thanks trvth!
Twenty One Pilots Vessel
U2 Songs of Innocence
"Unfortunately the under 18 year old's of Sputnikmusic lack the capacity to rub brain cells

That is an absolutely extreme understatement there, buddy.
XO Heart
It's as if there was no heart put into this.
Yes Yes
Yes Tormato

2.0 poor
Boris Asia
Carly Rae Jepsen E MO TION
Converge Halo in a Haystack
David Bowie Tonight
Defeater Letters Home
Electric Light Orchestra Discovery
Elton John Ice on Fire
Elton John Leather Jackets
Emerson, Lake and Palmer Works Volume 2
Emerson, Lake and Palmer Black Moon
Genesis Invisible Touch
Genesis ...And Then There Were Three...
Genesis 3X3
Gentle Giant The Missing Piece
Insane Clown Posse Tunnel of Love
I just don't care at this point. Tunnel of Love just drags on far too long, and five minutes
of Shaggy2Dope rapping about eating "cotton candy" is practically like twenty minutes of
fucking Relapse-era Eminem.
Jack White Lazaretto
Kayo Dot Stained Glass
Liturgy The Ark Work
Mogwai Rave Tapes
Another forgettable album to kick off a new year of music.
Mr. Bungle Bowel Of Chiley
An extremely crude demo tape that fluctuates in quality (both by audio, and musical means), and features the band at their worst. It features some interesting segments that unfortunately weren't expanded upon, and is only for extremely hardcore fans looking to figure out how Mr. Bungle even came into existence, and got their start.
Nigel Pepper Cock The New Way
Opeth Pale Communion
Periphery Juggernaut: Alpha
Pharmakon Pharmakon
Queen Queen Forever
Steve Hackett Cured
The 1975 The 1975
The National Park Service I Was Flying
The Rolling Stones December's Children (And Everybody's)
Tristan Tzara Da Ne Zaboravis
Xiu Xiu Respectful & Clean
Yes Talk

1.5 very poor
Death Grips DxDG
even for Death Grips' standards (and that's a stretch), this is a lazily made (and produced) live album. Avoid it voila.
Frank Zappa Thing-Fish
Gentle Giant Giant for a Day
Harry Pussy Harry Pussy
What a pleasant name for an album. Even Nigel Pepper Cock would be jealous.
Insane Clown Posse The Mighty Death Pop!
I'm so sorry.
Lorde Pure Heroine
Merit Merit
It's as if it's 2005 again. I'm going to leave it at that.
Self Defense Family I'm Going Through Some Shit b/w All Fruit Is Ripe
Slint Tweez
uh what
Steven Wilson The Raven That Refused to Sing
The Album That Refused to be Interesting
The Stooges The Weirdness
Twiztid 4 the Fam
Why do I allow myself to suffer? My curiosity isn't doing me much good.
Tyler, the Creator Cherry Bomb
xSPONGEXCOREx Don't Mess With TexXxas
Yes Big Generator

1.0 awful
Asking Alexandria The Irony of Your Perfection
Avicii True
Balloon Journey Balloon Journey
Balloon Journey Balloon Journey 2
Something about heaps of something blah blah pretentious quote followed by painfully
retarded soundoff
Basically the Best Band Ever You Wish You Were as Cool as Us
Billy Ray Cyrus I'm American
Billy Ray Cyrus Wanna Be Your Joe
Billy Ray Cyrus Some Gave All
Black Flag What The...
Black Flag died in 1986. This does exist.
Blood on the Dance Floor EPIC
brokeNCYDE I'm Not a Fan, but the Kids Like It!
Cal Chuchesta The New CALassic
Demi Lovato Don't Forget
Elton John Victim of Love
Emerson, Lake and Palmer In the Hot Seat
Emerson, Lake and Palmer Love Beach
Enter Shikari The Mindsweep
Falling in Reverse Fashionably Late
Farrah Abraham My Teenage Dream Ended
Foreigner Agent Provocateur
Frank Zappa Lumpy Gravy (Capitol Version)
Genesis Turn It On Again: The Hits
Guns N' Roses Appetite for Destruction
Iggy Pop Party
Insane Clown Posse Bass-ment Cuts
About nothing here is redeemable besides the fact that the cover has Marshall Mathers on it.
Issues Issues
Kevin Federline Playing with Fire
Lil B 100% Gutta
Lil B Hoop Life
Your god is dead.
Lil Wayne I Am Not a Human Being II
Limp Bizkit Results May Vary
Miley Cyrus Can't Be Tamed
Millionaires Tonight
Millionaires Rated Xmas
Perfect Pussy Say Yes to Love
Protest Set Back
Cool, another album no one will listen to.
Starbomb Starbomb
The Black Eyed Peas Monkey Business
The Black Eyed Peas The E.N.D. (The Energy Never Dies)
The Black Eyed Peas The Beginning
The Strypes Snapshot
The Velvet Underground Squeeze
Torsofuck Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy
Pepto-Bismol not required.
Wolfmother New Crown
ewwww Wolfmother r
xSPONGEXCOREx How Tough Are Yah?
Yes Heaven and Earth
haha Yes does it again, milking their legacy for all it's worth
Yes 9012Live: The Solos

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