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Average Rating: 3.77
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5.0 classic
Black Sabbath Paranoid
Boards of Canada Geogaddi
Converge Jane Doe
this album is like that fucker you find in high school who's incredibly tough but turns out to be extremely smart. you know those ones, who look like they want to kill you at first but eventually you realize they're actually pretty friendly and have some troubles but once you get together he wants to be your friend but eventually you realize he does everything better than you do and you're not sure if you wanna be his friend anymore because he makes you feel like less of a man (and human being) and when trying to get away from him without realizing to not be rude since he hasn't done anything wrong he ends up saving your life and you realize how stupid you are for not being friendlier with him before and you decide you want him in your life and you're grateful for it. then he hugs you, breaks a part of you by accident but you forgive him and remain a friend for the rest of your life with him occassionally beating the shit out of you by accident since he couldn't control it, but you actually like it later on cause it makes you tougher. this album is that plus some breakdowns and a really pissed off donald duck.
Daughters Daughters
Demilich Nespithe
Glassjaw Worship and Tribute
Incantation Onward to Golgotha
J Dilla Donuts
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
King Crimson Red
Madvillain Madvillainy
Mr. Bungle Disco Volante
OutKast Aquemini
OutKast ATLiens
The Jesus Lizard Goat
The Stooges Fun House
UGK Ridin' Dirty
Unwound Leaves Turn Inside You
5 this or die bitches( well maybe not die, unless you are chav or a swagfag)

4.5 superb
Assuck Misery Index
Autechre Confield
this is really claustrophobicrlike being trapped in a very small room that you have no idea how to get out of, thats pretty scary in itself but then you start hearing random noises from outside it and you have no idea what it is it just seems like random shit being hit randomly but after a while they start getting you all crazy and you swear the walls are gonna eat you or some shit if you don't look out for urself for even a sec
Autopsy Mental Funeral
Corrupted Se hace por los suenos asesinos
Daughters Hell Songs
Gorguts Obscura
Gorguts From Wisdom to Hate
Immolation Close to a World Below
Incantation Diabolical Conquest
Incantation Mortal Throne of Nazarene
Rudimentary Peni Cacophony
Scientist Rids the World of the Curse of the Vampires
UGK Super Tight...
Ulver Bergtatt

4.0 excellent
Brainbombs Obey
Brainbombs Urge To Kill
Corrupted Paso Inferior
Flipper Gone Fishin'

3.5 great
Corrupted Dios Injusto
Ice Cube AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted
The Stooges The Stooges

1.0 awful
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza Danza IIII: The Alpha - The Omega

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