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5.0 classic
Autechre Confield
Black Sabbath Paranoid
Converge Jane Doe
this album is like that fucker you find in high school who's incredibly tough but turns out to be extremely smart. you know those ones, who look like they want to kill you at first but eventually you realize they're actually pretty friendly and have some troubles but once you get together he wants to be your friend but eventually you realize he does everything better than you do and you're not sure if you wanna be his friend anymore because he makes you feel like less of a man (and human being) and when trying to get away from him without realizing to not be rude since he hasn't done anything wrong he ends up saving your life and you realize how stupid you are for not being friendlier with him before and you decide you want him in your life and you're grateful for it. then he hugs you, breaks a part of you by accident but you forgive him and remain a friend for the rest of your life with him occassionally beating the shit out of you by accident since he couldn't control it, but you actually like it later on cause it makes you tougher. this album is that plus some breakdowns and a really pissed off donald duck.
Crossed Out Crossed Out
Incantation Onward to Golgotha
Infest No Man's Slave
Insect Warfare World Extermination
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
My Bloody Valentine Loveless
The Jesus Lizard Goat
UGK Ridin' Dirty

4.5 superb
Autechre LP5
Hatred Surge Deconstruct
Weekend Nachos Torture
Weekend Nachos Punish and Destroy

4.0 excellent
Autechre Draft 7.30
Drake Take Care
Future 56 Nights
Iron Lung Sexless // No Sex
Kanye West 808s and Heartbreak
OutKast Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik

3.5 great
Agoraphobic Nosebleed/Despise You And On And On...
AnB's side is BOOORINNNNGGGGGGGG, but DY bring it fucking hard. Just get the DY side at least.
Aphex Twin Windowlicker
Autechre Incunabula
Drake If You're Reading This It's Too Late
Infest Slave

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