TwoMonthsInTheCold
Jack Boaden
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Average Rating: 3.89
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5.0 classic
Algernon Cadwallader Demo
Arctic Monkeys Whatever People Say I Am, That's What...
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
Brutality Will Prevail Sleep Paralysis
Ceremony (USA-CA) Ruined
Circle Takes The Square As the Roots Undo
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F#A# (Infinity)
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas...
Have Heart Songs to Scream at the Sun
Misfits Walk Among Us
Modern Life Is War Witness
My Chemical Romance I Brought You My Bullets...
Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral
Pg. 99 Document #8
Pianos Become the Teeth The Lack Long After
Pink Floyd The Wall
Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon
Pink Floyd Animals
Radiohead Kid A
Radiohead OK Computer
Saetia A Retrospective
Shining (SWE) V - Halmstad
Slayer Reign in Blood
The Cure Bloodflowers
The Cure Disintegration
The Dillinger Escape Plan Irony Is a Dead Scene
The Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream
The Wonder Years Suburbia I've Given You All and Now I'm
Tool Lateralus
Trophy Scars Never Born, Never Dead
Trophy Scars Darkness, Oh Hell
Trophy Scars Hospital Music
Trophy Scars Holy Vacants
Vital Remains Let Us Pray

4.5 superb
A Wilhelm Scream Career Suicide
Ages Sleep On It
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Altered States of America
Aiden Knives
Algernon Cadwallader Parrot Flies
Andrew Jackson Jihad Knife Man
Arctic Monkeys Suck It and See
Bad Brains Bad Brains
Black Flag Nervous Breakdown
Brand New Deja Entendu
Bring Me the Horizon Sempiternal
The album's solid as a whole, and "Can You Feel My Heart" is pretty much the best opener they've ever written. The only downside is "Anti-Vist" which comes off as an angsty song written when Oli was 12 (with lyrics like "To that, I say you're a cunt."), and it disrupts the flow of the album. The album closer "Hospital For Souls" is great though.
CityCop Seasons
Dangers Messy, Isn't It?
Darkthrone Transilvanian Hunger
Dead Kennedys Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables
Defeater Empty Days and Sleepless Nights
Electric Wizard Dopethrone
Elliott Smith Either/Or
Explosions in the Sky The Earth is Not a Cold Dead Place
Fall Out Boy From Under the Cork Tree
Float Face Down Exitium Verum
Holy fuck. Ron Gilbert's a demonic vocalist, cannot wait until their new album gets released
FOCUSEDxMINDS The Fact Remains
From First to Last Dear Diary, My Teen Angst Has a Body...
Funeral Diner The Underdark
Funeral for a Friend Hours
Gallows Orchestra Of Wolves
Gatherer Caught Between a Rock and a Sad Place
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Slow Riot For New Zero Kanada
Have Heart The Things We Carry
I Can See Mountains Life On a Houseboat
I Hate Myself 10 Songs
Infest No Man's Slave
Innards Cool Out, Mthrfkr
Joy Division Closer
Joy Division Unknown Pleasures
Judge New York Crew
Judge What It Meant: The Complete Discography
Katalepsy Autopsychosis
La Dispute Wildlife
La Dispute Somewhere at the Bottom of the River...
La Dispute Here, Hear. III
Listener Time Is A Machine
Loma Prieta I.V.
Machine Head The Blackening
Malevolence Reign of Suffering
Literally the best thing to happen to the UK metal scene in years. Recommended tracks: Serpant's Chokehold, Condemned To Misery, Turn To Stone (if you like dem slow ballads yo)
Marilyn Manson Antichrist Superstar
Marilyn Manson Mechanical Animals
Mayhem De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas
Minority Unit Clear Minded Fury
Minority Unit put other hardcore bands to shame. There's a reason shirts are going for $60+ online.
My Chemical Romance Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge
Nine Inch Nails Pretty Hate Machine
Nirvana In Utero
Nirvana Nevermind
Parkway Drive Deep Blue
Pg. 99 Document #7
Portrait Discography
Radiohead In Rainbows
Rage Against the Machine Rage Against the Machine
Rise Against The Sufferer and the Witness
Set Fire to Flames Sings Reign Rebuilder
Sex Pistols Never Mind the Bollocks
Slayer Seasons in the Abyss
Slayer Hell Awaits
The Cure Seventeen Seconds
The Hotelier Home, Like NoPlace Is There
The James Cleaver Quintet That Was Then, This Is Now
The James Cleaver Quintet Ten Stages Of A Makeup
The Kodan Armada A Collection Of Songs
The Saddest Landscape You Will Not Survive
The Story So Far Under Soil and Dirt
The Strokes Is This It
The World is a Beautiful Place... Whenever, If Ever
Thrice Major/Minor
Thrice The Illusion of Safety
Thursday No DevoluciĆ³n
Thursday Full Collapse
Tool Aenima
Touche Amore Parting The Sea Between Brightness And Me
Touche Amore ...To the Beat of a Dead Horse
Touche Amore Is Survived By
Trash Talk Awake

4.0 excellent
Aborted Global Flatline
AFI Sing the Sorrow
Agalloch The White
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Agorapocalypse
Agoraphobic Nosebleed A Joyful Noise
Aiden Our Gangs Dark Oath
Algernon Cadwallader Some Kind Of Cadwallader
Algernon Cadwallader Fun
Amon Amarth Twilight of the Thunder God
Arctic Monkeys Favourite Worst Nightmare
Basement I Wish I Could Stay Here
Basement Colourmeinkindness
Black Flag Damaged
Black Flag My War
Black Flag TV Party
Bon Iver For Emma, Forever Ago
Brand New Daisy
Bring Me the Horizon There Is a Hell, Believe Me I've Seen It
Brutality Will Prevail Root of All Evil
Caseracer Caseracer
Ceremony (USA-CA) Rohnert Park
Ceremony (USA-CA) Still Nothing Moves You
Ceremony (USA-CA) Violence Violence
City of Caterpillar City of Caterpillar
CityCop The Hope In Forgiving & Giving Up Hope
Cloud Rat Moksha
Coprocephalic Gluttonous Chunks
Slammin' slam slam that suffers from being a little repetitive and boring at times. Good thing the album lasts 26 minutes.
Crucial Dudes 61 Penn
Crywank James Is Going To Die Soon
Darkthrone Under a Funeral Moon
Darkthrone A Blaze in the Northern Sky
Desolated Verse of Judas
Drug Church Paul Walker
Extortion Degenerate
Fall Out Boy Take This to Your Grave
From First to Last Heroine
Funeral for a Friend Welcome Home Armageddon
Funeral for a Friend Casually Dressed & Deep in Conversation
Gallows Grey Britain
Gatherer Postcards
Gospel The Moon Is a Dead World
Green Day American Idiot
Green Day Insomniac
I Hate Myself 4 Songs
Incendiary Cost of Living
Ingested Revered By No One, Feared By All
Innards Tracing
Insect Warfare World Extermination
Katalepsy Triumph Of Evilution
La Bella Recomposition
La Dispute Here, Hear. II
Leathermouth XO
Man Overboard Before We Met: A Collection of Old Songs
Marilyn Manson Holy Wood
Mastodon Crack the Skye
Mayhem Ordo Ad Chao
Misfits Earth A.D.
My Chemical Romance The Black Parade
Nails Abandon All Life
Nine Inch Nails Ghosts I-IV
No Zodiac Population Control
Novembers Doom The Novella Reservoir
Pathology The Time of Great Purification
Pathology's best record in a number of years. A fine example of groovy, slammy death metal that's memorable.
Pg. 99 Document #14: Singles
Pg. 99 Document #6
Pianos Become the Teeth Old Pride
Pianos Become the Teeth Saltwater
Polar. Iron Lungs
Punch Push Pull
Pygmy Lush Old Friends
Radiohead Hail to the Thief
Radiohead The Bends
Rage Against the Machine The Battle of Los Angeles
Ramones Rocket to Russia
Rational Choice Party Rock Has Died
Rise Against Endgame
Rise Against Revolutions Per Minute
Saetia Demo Cassette
Sailor Heart The Distance Of Boat Rides
Set Fire to Flames Telegraphs in Negative/Mouths Trapped in
Sigur Ros ( )
Skies In Motion Dreamer
The ending of Glaciers is fucking brilliant and fuck you sputnik here's my 50 characters
Slayer World Painted Blood
Slayer Show No Mercy
Slipknot Vol. 3: (The Subliminal Verses)
Slipknot Iowa
Snowing I Could Do Whatever I Wanted If I Wanted
System of a Down Mezmerize
Taking Back Sunday New Again
Taking Back Sunday Tell All Your Friends
The Acacia Strain Death Is the Only Mortal
The Acacia Strain Wormwood
The Acacia Strain Continent
The Acacia Strain The Dead Walk
The Amity Affliction Youngbloods
The Cure The Head on the Door
The Devil Wears Prada Zombie
The Dillinger Escape Plan One of Us Is the Killer
The Dillinger Escape Plan Option Paralysis
The Last Ten Seconds of Life Warpath
The Prodigy The Fat of the Land
The Saddest Landscape After The Lights
The Subways Young For Eternity
The Wonder Years Won't Be Pathetic Forever
Thrice Beggars
Thrice The Artist in the Ambulance
Thursday War All the Time
Tigers Jaw Tigers Jaw
Title Fight Shed
Tool 10,000 Days
Trap Them Darker Handcraft
Trapped Under Ice Big Kiss Goodnight
Trash Talk Walking Disease
Trophy Scars Bad Luck
Trophy Scars Alphabet Alphabets
Turbowolf Turbowolf
Tyler the Creator Goblin
xFILESx Excruciation
Fantastic hardcore / powerviolence release. The dudes in xFILESx manage to balance the crazy-fast pv parts with chuggy-ass mosh parts. Don't sleep on it.

3.5 great
Aborted Goremageddon
AFI Answer That And Stay Fashionable
AFI All Hallow's
After The Burial In Dreams
Aiden Conviction
Aiden From Hell... With Love
Arctic Monkeys Humbug
Black Flag Slip It In
Black Flag Six Pack
Black Flag Jealous Again
Brand New Your Favorite Weapon
Brutality Will Prevail Scatter the Ashes
Burial Truant/Rough Sleeper
Counterparts The Current Will Carry Us
Daggermouth Turf Wars
Dragged Into Sunlight WidowMaker
Eminem Recovery
Emmure Slave to the Game
Every Time I Die Ex Lives
Expire Pendulum Swings
First Blood Silence Is Betrayal
forgetters forgetters
Free Throw Free Throw
Green Day Nimrod
Hot Cross Cryonics
Job for a Cowboy Demonocracy
Journey's End Journey's End
H A R R Y x N O T T S H O U L D D O V O C A L S F O R G H O S T x S H I P
La Dispute Here, Hear.
La Dispute Untitled 7"
La Dispute Vancouver
Man Overboard The Absolute Worst
Man Overboard Noise From Upstairs
Man Overboard Dahlia
Martyr Defiled In Shadows
Minority Unit Minority Unit
Misfits Evilive
Moss Sub Templum
Nine Inch Nails With Teeth
Nine Inch Nails The Fragile
On The Last Day Wars Like Whispers
On The Last Day Meaning In The Static
Palm Reader Palm Reader
Pathology Incisions of Perverse Debauchery
Pg. 99 Document #5
Pg. 99 Document #1
Radiohead The King of Limbs
Radiohead Amnesiac
Rage Against the Machine Evil Empire
Rise Against Appeal to Reason
Rise Against Siren Song of the Counter Culture
Rites of Spring End on End
Rotting Out Street Prowl
Sigur Ros Takk...
Skrillex Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites
Slayer God Hates Us All
Slayer South of Heaven
Slipknot Slipknot
Suis La Lune Quiet, Pull the Strings!
Sunn O))) Flight of the Behemoth
Taking Back Sunday Louder Now
The Acacia Strain 3750
The Cure The Cure
The Cure Faith
The Prodigy Invaders Must Die
The Used Lies for the Liars
The Wombats A Guide to Love, Loss and Desperation
Trapped Under Ice Stay Cold
Trash Talk Eyes & Nines
Tyler the Creator Bastard
Your Demise The Kids We Used To Be

3.0 good
AFI A Fire Inside
AFI Decemberunderground
Aiden Some Kind of Hate
Aiden Nightmare Anatomy
Aiden Rain In Hell
Algernon Cadwallader Hot Green
Architects The Here and Now
Black Flag Everything Went Black
Black Flag I Can See You
Black Flag The Process of Weeding Out
Bring Me the Horizon Count Your Blessings
Brutality Will Prevail Forgotten Soul
Ceremony (USA-CA) Zoo
Ceremony (USA-CA) Scared People
Circle Jerks Group Sex
Envy A Dead Sinking Story
Fall Out Boy Infinity on High
Float Face Down Bury Your Beliefs
Green Day 21st Century Breakdown
Green Day Warning
Green Day Dookie
Marilyn Manson Eat Me, Drink Me
My Chemical Romance Danger Days
Nine Inch Nails The Slip
Nirvana Bleach
Parkway Drive Horizons
Pathology Age of Onset
Pathology Surgically Hacked
Pg. 99 Document #11
Pg. 99 Document #9: A Split Personality
Rise Against The Unraveling
Skrillex More Monsters and Sprites
Slayer Christ Illusion
The Used Artwork
Trapped Under Ice Secrets of the World
Trash Talk Trash Talk
Vaccine Dead Inside
xBishopx Drugs
Xibalba Hasta La Muerte
First listen is a 3. Some of the riffs are fucking awesome and they blend many different influences really well. The production's crazy good as well. My only problem with it is the length. 55 minutes is too long, especially for a hardcore album. With a lot of the tracks running over 5 minutes, even up to 8 minutes, it makes it difficult to keep concentration. An improvement over their debut, but still has many flaws.

2.5 average
Black Flag Family Man
Bring Me the Horizon Suicide Season
Darkthrone The Cult Is Alive
Detroit Pusher
Enter Shikari A Flash Flood of Colour
Parkway Drive Atlas
Pg. 99 Document #2
Slayer Diabolus in Musica
Slipknot All Hope Is Gone

2.0 poor
Aiden Disguises
Darkthrone Panzerfaust
Enter Shikari Take to the Skies
Madball Empire
Madball Infiltrate The System
Pathology Lords of Rephaim
Sister Sin Dance Of The Wicked
Trencadis Odelagt
Vital Remains Icons of Evil

1.5 very poor
Birth of Depravity The Coming of the Ineffable
Black Tongue Falsifier
Shitty band is shitty. Horrible production too, only redeeming features are HCHC (just for the breakdown mind you) and Voices.

1.0 awful
Brutality Will Prevail Suspension of Consciousness
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