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Average Rating: 3.41
Rating Variance: 1.30
Objectivity Score: 81%
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5.0 classic
Alanis Morissette Jagged Little Pill
Aretha Franklin I Never Loved A Man The Way I Love You
Bee Gees Saturday Night Fever Soundtrack
Big Brother And The Holding Company Cheap Thrills
Bjork Post
Bjork Homogenic
Bjork Vespertine
Blondie Parallel Lines
Bob Dylan Blonde on Blonde
Bob Dylan Highway 61 Revisited
David Bowie The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars
David Bowie Low
Donna Summer Bad Girls
Eminem The Slim Shady LP
Fugees The Score
Grace Jones Island Life
Janelle Monae The ArchAndroid
Janis Joplin Pearl
John Lennon Imagine
Kate Bush Hounds of Love
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Pamyu Pamyu Revolution
Lauryn Hill The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill
Liz Phair Exile In Guyville
Madonna The Immaculate Collection
Michael Jackson Thriller
Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon
Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here
Pink Floyd The Wall
Radiohead OK Computer
Shiina Ringo Shouso Strip
Shiina Ringo Kalk Samen Kuri no Hana
The Beach Boys Pet Sounds
The Beatles Revolver
The Beatles Rubber Soul
The Beatles A Hard Day's Night
The Beatles Abbey Road
The Beatles The Beatles
The Beatles Help!
The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

4.5 superb
Alanis Morissette Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie
Beyonce Beyonce
Bjork Greatest Hits
Bjork Family Tree
Capsule (JPN) Player
Capsule (JPN) Sugarless GiRL
Capsule (JPN) Flash Best
Carole King Tapestry
Cyndi Lauper Shes So Unusual
David Bowie Station to Station
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP
Eminem Curtain Call: The Hits
Eurythmics Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)
f(x) Hot Summer
f(x) Electric Shock
f(x) Pink Tape
f(x) Red Light
Feist The Reminder
Fever Ray Fever Ray
Grace Jones Slave To The Rhythm
Green Day Dookie
Janelle Monae Metropolis Suite I of IV: The Chase
Janelle Monae The Electric Lady
Janet Jackson Rhythm Nation 1814
John Lennon John Lennon/Plastic Ono Band
Joni Mitchell Blue
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Kylie Minogue Ultimate Kylie
M.I.A. Kala
Madonna Ray of Light
Meg Maverick
Meg Step
Michael Jackson Bad
No Doubt Tragic Kingdom
Norah Jones Come Away with Me
Pink Floyd Animals
Prince Purple Rain
Queen A Night at the Opera
Radiohead The Bends
Radiohead Kid A
Shiina Ringo Muzai Moratorium
The Police Synchronicity
The Strokes Is This It
Tina Turner Private Dancer
U2 Achtung Baby
Whitney Houston Whitney Houston

4.0 excellent
Amy Winehouse Back to Black
Annie Anniemal
Annie Lennox Songs Of Mass Destruction
Annie Lennox Diva
Aretha Franklin Lady Soul
Beyonce 4
Bjork Medulla
Bjork Telegram
Bjork Live Box
Bjork Biophilia
Bjork Vulnicura
Blondie Plastic Letters
Capsule (JPN) Capsule Rmx
Amazing new versions of some oldies, it would be great if they did this with even older songs such as "Sakura". Best tracks are "do do pi do", "Lounge Designers Killer" (leaves the drums and turns into a potential club hit) and "Glider" (remixed into an epic ballad-like monster)
Cee Lo Green The Lady Killer
Charli XCX Sucker
Christina Aguilera Back to Basics
Coldplay Mylo Xyloto
Coltemonikha Coltemönikha 2
Cyndi Lauper Bring Ya To The Brink
Cyndi Lauper Hat Full of Stars
Daft Punk Discovery
Daft Punk Homework
Daft Punk Alive 2007
David Bowie "Heroes"
Eurythmics Touch
f(x) Pinocchio
Faye Wong Only Love Strangers
Imagine if Bjork were more commercial. Imagine she were Chinese.
Feist Metals
Gnarls Barkley St. Elsewhere
Goldfrapp Supernature
Grace Jones Nightclubbing
Grace Jones Hurricane
Green Day American Idiot
Gwen Stefani Love. Angel. Music. Baby.
iamamiwhoami Kin
Janet Jackson Janet.
Janet Jackson Velvet Rope
Janet Jackson Control
Janis Joplin I Got Dem Ol' Kozmic Blues Again Mama!
Kate Bush The Sensual World
Kate Bush The Kick Inside
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Moshi Moshi Harajuku
Kylie Minogue Fever
Kylie Minogue X
La Roux La Roux
Lana Del Rey Born to Die
M.I.A. Arular
M.I.A. Maya
M83 Hurry Up, We're Dreaming
Madonna True Blue
Madonna Erotica
Madonna Music
Madonna Something to Remember
Mariah Carey The Emancipation of Mimi
Mariah Carey Daydream
Mariah Carey Butterfly
Mary J. Blige The Breakthrough
Mary J. Blige What's the 411?
Mary J. Blige My Life
Meg Beam
Michael Jackson Dangerous
Michael Jackson Off the Wall
Miranda Lambert Revolution
No Doubt Return of Saturn
OutKast Speakerboxxx/The Love Below
Perfume GAME
Perfume Triangle
Perfume LEVEL3
More outrageous than their previous album. Album mixes were horrible, however. "Mirai no Musem" shouldn't even be there, it kills all the hype between "1mm" and "Party Maker", can't believe they put it instead of "Hurly Burly".
PJ Harvey Dry
Radiohead Amnesiac
Radiohead In Rainbows
Robyn Robyn
Robyn Body Talk
Shania Twain Come On Over
Sinead O'Connor The Lion And The Cobra
Sinead O'Connor I Do Not Want What I Haven't Got
The Beatles Let It Be
The Police Outlandos d'Amour
Tina Turner What's Love Got to Do with It
TLC CrazySexyCool
U2 The Joshua Tree
Utada Hikaru First Love
Utada Hikaru DEEP RIVER

3.5 great
Adele 21
Amy Winehouse Frank
Amy Winehouse Lioness: Hidden Treasures
Annie Lennox Medusa
Annie Lennox Bare
Big Brother And The Holding Company Big Brother And The Holding Company
Bjork Debut
Bjork Volta
Bjork Selmasongs
Bjork Drawing Restraint 9
Bjork Voltaic
Blondie Autoamerican
Britney Spears The Singles Collection
Capsule (JPN) High Collar Girl
Donna Summer On the Radio: Greatest Hits Volumes I & II
Eurythmics Be Yourself Tonight
f(x) Nu Abo
f(x) 4 Walls
Gnarls Barkley The Odd Couple
God Help The Girl God Help The Girl
Janet Jackson Discipline
Kelly Clarkson Breakaway
Korn Follow the Leader
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Nandacollection
Reconsiderating it, the singles are great, but lack some relish. The ending isn't an appropiate one. The CAPSULE cover is unnecessary. The opening could be better. "Saigo No Icecream" is amazing though.
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Pikapika Fantajin
Not as good as j“`SŚOW‡“. I'll get hooked up and give it a rating.
Kylie Minogue Light Years
Kylie Minogue Aphrodite
Lady Gaga The Fame Monster
M.I.A. Matangi
Macklemore and Ryan Lewis The Heist
Madonna Bedtime Stories
Madonna Confessions on a Dancefloor
Madonna Madonna
Madonna Celebration
Madonna I'm Breathless
Mariah Carey Mariah Carey
Perfume JPN
Perfume Complete Best
Pink I'm Not Dead
Pink M!ssundaztood
Queen The Game
Rihanna Good Girl Gone Bad: Reloaded
Shakira ¿Dónde Están los Ladrones?
TLC FanMail
TLC Ooooooohhh.... On the TLC Tip
Yeah Yeah Yeahs Fever To Tell

3.0 good
Adele 19
Adele 25
Avril Lavigne Under My Skin
Avril Lavigne Let Go
Beyonce B'Day
Beyonce Dangerously in Love
Britney Spears Blackout
Britney Spears Circus
Britney Spears Femme Fatale
Bruno Mars Unorthodox Jukebox
Capsule (JPN) World of Fantasy
Is there another way to express my dissapoint? I really enjoy the overall new sound Nakata tried to approach, but it would be better if we could get a bit more of Toshiko. She barely sang something here. The best track is CONTROL, apart from it ther rest of the tracks can't save the album and feels a bit dull.
Celine Dion S'Il Suffisait D'Aimer
Christina Aguilera Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera Stripped
Cyndi Lauper True Colors
Daft Punk Human After All
Enrique Iglesias Escape
Enrique Iglesias Insomniac
Enrique Iglesias Enrique
Enrique Iglesias 7
Guns N' Roses Chinese Democracy
Lady Gaga The Fame
Lady Gaga Artpop
Madonna MDNA World Tour
Mariah Carey Music Box
Mariah Carey Emotions
Pink Funhouse
Rihanna Good Girl Gone Bad
Rihanna Rated R
Rihanna Loud
Rihanna ANTI
Would like to say it's a "return to form" but she isn't in any way returning to her previous... "thing", and that's actually quite good. It's more like a change of direction, and it gives her a very new and refreshing sound. There are still some major flaws within the album, like the beginning which sounds unstructured; the very emotional "Higher" that sounds as if it were, unfortunately, incomplete; "Woo" sounds as if she recorded some song and then someone put a random instrumental over the vocals; lyrical idiocy:

"I know you won't, cause we share common interests
You need me, there ain't no leaving me behind
Never know, no, just want out of here
Yeah, once we're gone, ain't no going back"

No "FourFiveSeconds" (guess no one is going to forgive this) and sometimes it sounds too similar to "Talk That Talk" in it's production. Oh, and "Work" is downright incomprenhensible, as if she had a stroke before recording it, or maybe it was the one who wrote it. "Anti" is indeed some kind of antithesis, with some very good highlights; however, Rihanna tried too hard to sound different (experimental maybe?) that she forgot to clean up some of the things that made her previous music a bit ridiculous.
Shakira Sale El Sol
Shania Twain Up!

2.5 average
Avril Lavigne The Best Damn Thing
Avril Lavigne Avril Lavigne
Beyonce I Am... Sasha Fierce
Britney Spears In the Zone
Bruno Mars Doo-Wops & Hooligans
Capsule (JPN) Stereo Worxxx
Not as good as any of their other albums. Mostly instrumental and repetite, although some tracks are great. "Step on the Floor" manages to save it, as it is a reminiscent of their previous work. "Dee J" is awful.
Celine Dion Falling into You
And I'm like how could this win album of the year?
Celine Dion A New Day Has Come
Giorgio Moroder Deja Vu
Guns N' Roses "The Spaghetti Incident?"
Janet Jackson 20 Y.O.
Justin Bieber Journals
Katy Perry Prism
Korn Untitled
Kylie Minogue Kylie
Lady Gaga Born This Way
Lil Wayne Tha Block Is Hot
Lil Wayne FWA
Madonna American Life
Madonna MDNA
This is going to be just as bad as Hard Candy, but with more synthpop into the blender. I'll wait, but with everything I've already heard of it, it's a dissapoint.
Nicki Minaj The Pinkprint
Pink Can't Take Me Home
Queen and Paul Rodgers The Cosmos Rocks
Rihanna A Girl Like Me
Rihanna Talk That Talk
Robyn Robyn Is Here
The Black Eyed Peas Elephunk
Vanilla Ice To the Extreme

2.0 poor
Bob Dylan Saved
Britney Spears Britney
Enrique Iglesias Euphoria
Hard-Fi Killer Sounds
James Blunt Back To Bedlam
Jennifer Lopez Dance Again... The Hits
Jessica Simpson A Public Affair
Justin Bieber Believe Acoustic
Katy Perry One of the Boys
Katy Perry Teenage Dream
Kelly Clarkson Stronger
Kesha Warrior
Madonna Hard Candy
Mariah Carey E=MC²
Mariah Carey Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel
Mariah Carey Glitter
Miley Cyrus Breakout
Miley Cyrus The Time of Our Lives
Miley Cyrus Bangerz
Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz
Rihanna Music of the Sun
Rihanna Unapologetic
Spice Girls Spice
The Black Eyed Peas Monkey Business

1.5 very poor
Bob Dylan Shot of Love
Britney Spears Oops!...I Did It Again
Britney Spears ...Baby One More Time
Christina Aguilera Lotus
Gwen Stefani The Sweet Escape
Jennifer Lopez J-Lo
Jessica Simpson Do You Know
Jonas Brothers Jonas Brothers
Jonas Brothers A Little Bit Longer
Jonas Brothers Lines, Vines and Trying Times
Jonas Brothers Jonas L.A.
Justin Bieber My World
Justin Bieber My World 2.0
Justin Bieber My Worlds Acoustic
Justin Bieber Never Say Never : The Remixes
Justin Bieber Believe
Meghan Trainor Title
Miley Cyrus Can't Be Tamed
Nickelback Dark Horse
Nickelback Here and Now
Nicki Minaj Pink Friday
Nicki Minaj Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded
One Direction Up All Night
Pussycat Dolls PCD
Pussycat Dolls Doll Domination
Selena Gomez A Year Without Rain
Soulja Boy iSouljaBoyTellEm
Soulja Boy The DeAndre Way
The Black Eyed Peas The E.N.D. (The Energy Never Dies)
Tokio Hotel Scream
Tokio Hotel Humanoid

1.0 awful
Christina Aguilera Bionic
Fergie The Dutchess
Jennifer Lopez Love?
Justin Bieber Under the Mistletoe
Kesha Animal
Kesha Cannibal
Kesha I Am the Dance Commander + I Command You to Dance:
Kevin Federline Playing with Fire
Paris Hilton Paris
Pope Francis Wake Up!
Soulja Boy
Soulja Boy Unsigned & Still Major
The Black Eyed Peas The Beginning
Tokio Hotel Schrei

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