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5.0 classic
A Perfect Circle Thirteenth Step
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
Brand New Science Fiction
Chelsea Wolfe Apokalypsis
Converge Jane Doe
Every Time I Die Low Teens
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F♯ A♯ ∞
The definitive auditory rendition of the apocalypse.
Hungry Ghosts Alone, Alone
Murder by Death Who Will Survive and What Will Be Left of Them?
O'Brother Garden Window
One of the few albums to get a emotional response from me ever.
The Angelic Process Weighing Souls With Sand
The Antlers Hospice
The Dear Hunter The Color Spectrum (Complete Collection)
The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium
Tool Ænima

4.5 superb
'68 Two Parts Viper
Aesop Rock Labor Days
Agalloch The Mantle
Agalloch Ashes Against the Grain
Ahab Call Of The Wretched Sea
AJJ Knife Man
Arsis A Celebration of Guilt
Bad Religion No Control
Becoming The Archetype Terminate Damnation
Brand New Daisy
Burzum Hvis lyset tar oss
Burzum Filosofem
Cephalic Carnage Anomalies
Chelsea Wolfe Abyss
Circa Survive Blue Sky Noise
Clutch Earth Rocker
Cryptopsy None So Vile
Cult Leader Nothing for Us Here
Cursed II
Dark Time Sunshine ANX
Dead in the Dirt The Blind Hole
Death The Sound of Perseverance
Death Individual Thought Patterns
Death Symbolic
Death Human
Death Cab for Cutie Transatlanticism
Deathspell Omega Paracletus
Deftones White Pony
Deftones Diamond Eyes
Downfall of Gaia Suffocating in the Swarm of Cranes
Dragged Into Sunlight Hatred For Mankind
El-P Cancer 4 Cure
Enslaved Axioma Ethica Odini
Enslaved RIITIIR
Every Time I Die New Junk Aesthetic
Eyehategod Dopesick
Fleshgod Apocalypse Oracles
From Indian Lakes Able Bodies
Gaza No Absolutes in Human Suffering
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Slow Riot For New Zero Kanada
Godspeed You! Black Emperor 'Allelujah! Don't Bend! Ascend!
Gojira From Mars to Sirius
Gojira The Way of All Flesh
Gorguts Colored Sands
Grace Cathedral Park In The Evenings Of Regret
Igorrr Nostril
Kendrick Lamar good kid, m.A.A.d city
Kendrick Lamar To Pimp a Butterfly
Kendrick Lamar DAMN.
Killer Mike R.A.P. Music
La Dispute Wildlife
Latitudes Agonist
Latitudes Individuation
Loma Prieta I.V.
Lupe Fiasco Tetsuo and Youth
Machine Head The Blackening
Mastodon Leviathan
Mastodon Crack the Skye
Matt Elliott Drinking Songs
mewithoutYou Catch For Us the Foxes
mewithoutYou Brother, Sister
mewithoutYou Pale Horses
Modest Mouse Good News for People Who Love Bad News
Murder by Death Red Of Tooth And Claw
Muse Origin of Symmetry
Musk Ox Woodfall
Nails Unsilent Death
Negura Bunget OM
Neurosis Honor Found in Decay
Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
O'Brother The Death of Day
O'Brother Endless Light
Opeth Blackwater Park
Opeth Damnation
Opeth Ghost Reveries
OutKast Aquemini
Pig Destroyer Phantom Limb
Rotten Sound Exit
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels 2
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels 3
Septicflesh The Great Mass
Slayer Seasons in the Abyss
Slayer Reign in Blood
Slayer South of Heaven
Swans The Seer
The Black Dahlia Murder Nocturnal
The Black Dahlia Murder Ritual
The Dear Hunter Act II: The Meaning of, & All Things Regarding Ms. Leading
The Dear Hunter Black
The Dear Hunter Indigo
The Dear Hunter Red
The Dear Hunter Violet
The Dillinger Escape Plan Option Paralysis
The Mars Volta Frances the Mute
The Mars Volta The Bedlam in Goliath
The National High Violet
The National Trouble Will Find Me
The Secret Agnus Dei
The Twilight Sad Nobody Wants To Be Here And Nobody Wants To Leave
The Venetia Fair The Circus
The Visit Between Worlds
The Visit Offering
Thrice Vheissu
Thursday No Devolucion
Tim Hecker Virgins
Tool Lateralus
Trophy Scars Holy Vacants
Ulcerate Everything Is Fire
Ulcerate The Destroyers of All
Ulcerate Shrines of Paralysis
Ulver Nattens Madrigal
Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler
Witch Mountain Cauldron Of The Wild

4.0 excellent
'68 In Humor and Sadness
16 Horsepower Folklore
Aborted Global Flatline
Abyssal Denouement
Aeon Aeons Black
Aesop Rock None Shall Pass
Aesop Rock Skelethon
Aesop Rock The Impossible Kid
Agalloch Marrow of the Spirit
Agalloch Faustian Echoes
Alcest Kodama
All Pigs Must Die All Pigs Must Die
All Shall Perish The Price of Existence
Allegaeon Allegaeon
Allegaeon Fragments Of Form And Function
Altar of Plagues Teethed Glory and Injury
Amon Amarth Twilight of the Thunder God
Ana Kefr The Burial Tree (II)
Archspire All Shall Align
Arctic Monkeys Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not
Artificial Brain Infrared Horizon
As Tall As Lions As Tall As Lions
At the Gates Slaughter of the Soul
Bad Religion Against the Grain
Baptists Bushcraft
Baroness Yellow and Green
Be'lakor Of Breath and Bone
Becoming The Archetype Dichotomy
Behemoth Demigod
Behemoth Evangelion
Behemoth The Satanist
Beyond Creation The Aura
Black Breath Heavy Breathing
Black Breath Sentenced To Life
Bloodbath Nightmares Made Flesh
Bloodbath Unblessing the Purity
Bongripper Satan Worshipping Doom
Brand New Deja Entendu
Car Bomb Meta
Carach Angren Where the Corpses Sink Forever
Cephalic Carnage Misled by Certainty
Chelsea Wolfe Unknown Rooms: A Collection of Acoustic Songs
Relinquished cousin is pretty[6]rAlso album is good
Chelsea Wolfe Pain Is Beauty
Chevelle Wonder What's Next
Chevelle Vena Sera
Chevelle Sci-Fi Crimes
Code Resplendent Grotesque
Coheed and Cambria The Afterman: Ascension
Coheed and Cambria The Afterman: Descension
Converge You Fail Me
Converge Axe to Fall
Converge All We Love We Leave Behind
Cult Leader Lightless Walk
Cult of Luna Vertikal
Cursed I
Cursed III: Architects of Troubled Sleep
Cursed Altar The Darkest Place On Earth Is The Mind Of Man
Cursive The Ugly Organ
Cursive I Am Gemini
Danny Brown Old
Danny Brown Atrocity Exhibition
Deafheaven Sunbather
Death Cab for Cutie Plans
Death Grips The Money Store
Deathspell Omega Si Monvmentvm Reqvires Circvmspice
Deathspell Omega Drought
Decapitated Winds of Creation
Decapitated Nihility
Deftones Koi No Yokan
Demilich Nespithe
DevilDriver The Fury of Our Maker's Hand
DevilDriver The Last Kind Words
Diablo Swing Orchestra Pandora's Pinata
Disma Towards the Megalith
Downfall of Gaia Aeon Unveils the Thrones of Decay
Electric Wizard Dopethrone
Elysian Fields Queen of the Meadow
Enabler All Hail the Void
Every Time I Die The Big Dirty
Every Time I Die Ex Lives
Every Time I Die From Parts Unknown
Exotic Animal Petting Zoo Tree of Tongues
Eyehategod Eyehategod
Fleshgod Apocalypse Mafia
Fleshgod Apocalypse Agony
Forest Swords Engravings
Foxing The Albatross
Foxing Dealer
From Indian Lakes Absent Sounds
Full of Hell Roots Of Earth Are Consuming My Home
Full of Hell Rudiments of Mutilation
Full of Hell Trumpeting Ecstasy
Giles Corey Giles Corey
Gojira Terra Incognita
Gojira L'Enfant Sauvage
Gorod Transcendence
Gris À l’Âme Enflammée, l’Äme Constellée…
Hail Spirit Noir Pneuma
Harm's Way Isolation
Have a Nice Life Deathconsciousness
Have a Nice Life The Unnatural World
High on Fire De Vermis Mysteriis
Hour of Penance The Vile Conception
Hungry Ghosts Hungry Ghosts
Igorrr Moisissure
Igorrr Hallelujah
Immolation Unholy Cult
Immolation Providence
Isis Wavering Radiant
Katalepsy Autopsychosis
KEN mode Venerable
KEN mode Entrench
Kerouac Cold and Distant, Not Loving
King Woman Doubt
Kreator Phantom Antichrist
La Dispute Somewhere at the Bottom of the River Between Vega and Altair
Lamb of God Ashes of the Wake
Lamb of God As the Palaces Burn
Laura Stevenson Sit Resist
Leprous Bilateral
Lord Mantis Pervertor
Lord Mantis Death Mask
Lost Soul Immerse in Infinity
Lost Soul Atlantis: The New Beginning
Low Roar 0
Machine Head Unto the Locust
Manchester Orchestra I'm Like a Virgin Losing a Child
Manchester Orchestra Mean Everything to Nothing
Mastodon Remission
Mastodon Blood Mountain
Mastodon The Hunter
Mastodon Emperor of Sand
Matt Elliott The Broken Man
Meshuggah Catch Thirtythree
Meshuggah Koloss
mewithoutYou A to B: Life
mewithoutYou It's All Crazy! It's All False! It's All A Dream! It's Alright!
mewithoutYou Ten Stories
Mind Eraser Glacial Reign
Miseration Your Demons ~ Their Angels
Murder by Death In Bocca Al Lupo
Murder by Death Like the Exorcist, but More Breakdancing
Murder by Death Bitter Drink, Bitter Moon
Definitely better than Good Morning Magpie. Not quite up there with Red of Tooth and Claw or Who Will Survive but still good.
Murder Construct Results
Nader Sadek In the Flesh
Nails Abandon All Life
This will punch you in the dick. Just as good if not better than Unsilent Death.
Nails You Will Never Be One of Us
Napalm Death Utilitarian
Nasum Shift
Ne Obliviscaris Citadel
Nile Annihilation of the Wicked
Nile Those Whom the Gods Detest
Norma Jean Meridional
Norma Jean Wrongdoers
O'Brother Disillusion
Obscura Omnivium
Opeth Still Life
Origin Entity
Origin step it up in this release with advancing in songwriting as opposed to the muddled, chaotic wankery present in "Antithesis." Not to say Origin keep from wanking their hearts out on "Entity" but its a much more concise and focused effort than just a recording of "look at what I can play and you can't."
OutKast Stankonia
Pantera The Great Southern Trendkill
Pianos Become the Teeth The Lack Long After
Pig Destroyer Prowler in the Yard
Pig Destroyer Terrifyer
Pinegrove Meridian
Portal Outre
Portal Swarth
Protest the Hero Scurrilous
Puscifer C is for...
Puscifer Conditions of My Parole
Radiohead A Moon Shaped Pool
Red Fang Murder the Mountains
Regina Spektor What We Saw from the Cheap Seats
Rise Against The Sufferer & the Witness
Rise and Fall Faith
Rotten Sound Cycles
Royal Blood Royal Blood
Sadistik Ultraviolet
Saltillo Monocyte
Sex Prisoner Tannhauser Gate
Skinless Trample the Weak, Hurdle the Dead
Soap and Skin Lovetune for Vacuum
Strapping Young Lad Alien
Swans Filth
The Antlers Burst Apart
The Antlers Undersea
The Black Dahlia Murder Deflorate
The Black Dahlia Murder Everblack
The Black Keys Brothers
The Chariot One Wing
The Dear Hunter Act I: The Lake South, the River North
The Dear Hunter Act III: Life and Death
The Dear Hunter Green
The Dear Hunter Orange
The Dear Hunter Yellow
The Dear Hunter White
The Dillinger Escape Plan One of Us Is the Killer
The Dillinger Escape Plan Dissociation
The Eye of Time The Eye of Time
The Mars Volta Noctourniquet
The Secret Solve Et Coagula
The Venetia Fair Every Sick, Disgusting Thought...
Thrice Major/Minor
Tool Undertow
Tool Opiate
Tool 10,000 Days
Trap Them Seizures In Barren Praise
Trap Them Darker Handcraft
Ufomammut Ecate
Ulcerate Vermis
Ulver Kveldssanger
Underoath Define the Great Line
Underoath Disambiguation
Venetian Snares Rossz Csillag Allat Szuletett
Vildhjarta Masstaden
We Lost the Sea Departure Songs
Whores. Ruiner
Whores. Clean
Whores. Gold
Witch Mountain Witch Mountain
2 track EP release though Scion A/V. Continues the bluesy doom sound that the band has been releasing. There are no harsh vocals this time around, the first track is 6 min and the next is around 5 and half min. Preferring "A Power Greater" to "Bloodhound."
Wo Fat The Black Code
Wormrot Dirge
Wormrot Noise
Wovenhand Blush Music

3.5 great
A Forest of Stars A Shadowplay for Yesterdays
A Perfect Circle Mer de Noms
Abigail Williams Becoming
Abominable Putridity The Anomalies of Artificial Origin
Abysmal Dawn Programmed to Consume
Abysmal Dawn From Ashes
Abysmal Dawn Leveling the Plane of Existence
Advent Naked and Cold
Advent Pain & Suffering
AJJ Christmas Island
Alabama Shakes Sound & Color
Algiers Algiers
All Pigs Must Die God is War
All Shall Perish This Is Where It Ends
Allegaeon Formshifter
Altarage Nihl
Amon Amarth Surtur Rising
Anaal Nathrakh In the Constellation of the Black Widow
Anaal Nathrakh Vanitas
Ash Borer Cold of Ages
Becoming The Archetype The Physics Of Fire
Between the Buried and Me The Parallax II: Future Sequence
Black Breath Slaves Beyond Death
Black Sheep Wall No Matter Where It Ends
Bloodbath Resurrection Through Carnage
Bloodbath The Fathomless Mastery
Brotherhood Of The Lake Desperation Is The English Way: Vol. 1
Cage The Elephant Cage the Elephant
Cannibal Corpse Torture
Car Bomb w^w^^w^w
Cardiac Arrest Vortex of Violence
Cattle Decapitation Monolith of Inhumanity
Century Red Giant
Cerebral Bore Maniacal Miscreation
Chelsea Wolfe The Grime And The Glow
Chelsea Wolfe Hypnos / Flame
Chevelle This Type Of Thinking (Could Do Us In)
Chevelle Hats Off To The Bull
Chimaira The Impossibility Of Reason
Chimaira Resurrection
Civilian Should This Noose Unloosen
clipping. CLPPNG
Cloud Nothings Attack on Memory
Cobalt Slow Forever
Code Orange Love Is Love // Return To Dust
Code Orange I Am King
Code Orange Forever
Crosses EP
Cruciamentum Engulfed In Desolation
Crypts Crypts
Daath Daath
Damien Rice My Favourite Faded Fantasy
Deathspell Omega The Synarchy of Molten Bones
Decapitated Organic Hallucinosis
Decapitated Carnival Is Forever
Defeater Letters Home
Demon Hunter The Triptych
Destroyer of Light Destroyer of Light
DevilDriver DevilDriver
DevilDriver Pray for Villains
DevilDriver Beast
Dragged Into Sunlight WidowMaker
Dying Fetus Descend Into Depravity
Enabler Eden Sank to Grief
Every Time I Die Gutter Phenomenon
Every Time I Die Hot Damn!
Every Time I Die Salem
Fallujah The Harvest Wombs
Feist/Mastodon Feistodon
Fleshgod Apocalypse Labyrinth
Foundation Turncoat
Fuck the Facts Die Miserable
Full of Hell Amber Mote In The Black Vault
Full of Hell and Merzbow Full of Hell and Merzbow
Goatwhore Blood For The Master
Godflesh A World Lit Only by Fire
Gorgoroth Ad Majorem Sathanas Gloriam
Gorguts Pleiades' Dust
Grave Endless Procession Of Souls
Graveyard (SWE) Hisingen Blues
Graveyard (SWE) Lights Out
Hail Mary Mallon Bestiary
He Is Legend few
Hierophant (IT) Mass Grave
Hour of Penance Sedition
Immolation Majesty and Decay
Immolation Kingdom of Conspiracy
Immolation Atonement
In Mourning The Weight of Oceans
Job for a Cowboy Ruination
Kalmah Seventh Swamphony
La Dispute Rooms of the House
Lamb of God Sacrament
Lamb of God Wrath
Lamb of God Resolution
Return to form following wrath and slight experimentation.
Leprous Coal
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory
Listener Wooden Heart
Living Sacrifice The Infinite Order
Magrudergrind II
Manchester Orchestra Simple Math
Mastodon Once More 'Round the Sun
Me And That Man Songs of Love and Death
Meshuggah obZen
Meshuggah The Violent Sleep of Reason
Milo Milo Takes Baths
Milo Things That Happen At Night
Miseration The Mirroring Shadow
Miseration Tragedy Has Spoken
Mizmor Yodh
Municipal Waste / Toxic Holocaust Toxic Waste
Murder by Death Good Morning, Magpie
Nachtmystium Silencing Machine
Nails Two Song Flexi
Ne Obliviscaris Portal of I
Nomads Love It or Leave It
Norma Jean Redeemer
Norma Jean Polar Similar
O'Brother Basement Window
This Ep is a group of 5 reworked songs from "Garden Window". Aside for the lyrics being the same these songs sounds nothing alike. The sound is striped and slowed down. They almost give me a post-rock vibe with the atmosphere created by the guitars which in comparison to "Garden Window" are way less dense,
Origin Antithesis
Panopticon Roads to the North
Pianos Become the Teeth Keep You
Pig Destroyer Book Burner
This album slays, good drumming and the riff never stop coming as well as being groovy as fuck
Portal Vexovoid
Protest the Hero Volition
Puscifer Don't Shoot the Messenger
Red Fang Red Fang
Red Fang Whales and Leeches
Revocation Teratogenesis
Rhiannon Giddens Freedom Highway
Rise Against Revolutions per Minute
Rise Against Siren Song of the Counter Culture
Rise Against Appeal to Reason
Rise Against Endgame
Robotobots Robotobots
Rotten Sound Murderworks
Rotten Sound Cursed
Saltillo Ganglion
Scar Symmetry Pitch Black Progress
Septicflesh Communion
Slayer God Hates Us All
Slayer Christ Illusion
Soul Embraced Dead Alive
Spawn of Possession Incurso
Steven Wilson The Raven That Refused to Sing (And Other Stories)
Streetlight Manifesto The Hands That Thieve
SUMAC What One Becomes
Tenacious D Rize of the Fenix
The Banner Greying
The Black Dahlia Murder Miasma
The Black Keys El Camino
The Body and Full Of Hell One Day You Will Ache Like I Ache
The Chariot Long Live
The Dear Hunter Blue
The Dillinger Escape Plan Ire Works
The Gathering Disclosure
The Human Abstract Digital Veil
The Republic of Wolves Varuna
The Silent Comedy Common Faults
The Strokes Angles
This Gift Is A Curse I, Gvilt Bearer
Through the Eyes of the Dead Malice
Thy Catafalque Rengeteg
Touche Amore/Pianos Become the Teeth Split
Trap Them Blissfucker
Trap Them Crown Feral
Underoath Lost in the Sound of Separation
Unsane Wreck
Vader Necropolis
Vektor Outer Isolation
Vildhjarta Thousands of Evils
Vowel All the Sad Songs
War from a Harlots Mouth Voyeur
Warren of Ohms The Wolf and The Fox
Wasted Struggle Guillotines
Weekend Nachos Still
Whitechapel This Is Exile
Whitechapel Whitechapel
Witch Mountain South Of Salem
Witchcraft Legend
Wrong (FL) Wrong
Xibalba Madre Mia Gracias Por Los Dias
Xibalba Hasta La Muerte

3.0 good
7 Horns 7 Eyes Throes Of Absolution
AJJ The Bible 2
Becoming The Archetype Celestial Completion
Between the Buried and Me Colors
Black Stone Cherry Folklore and Superstition
Cattle Decapitation The Anthropocene Extinction
Chelsea Wolfe Mistake In Parting
Chelsea Wolfe A Tribute To Rudimentary Peni
Chimaira The Age Of Hell
Demon Hunter Summer of Darkness
Demon Hunter Demon Hunter
Demon Hunter Storm the Gates of Hell
Demon Hunter The World Is a Thorn
Devourment Conceived in Sewage
Droid Droid
Dying Fetus Reign Supreme
Every Time I Die Last Night in Town
Fallujah Nomadic
Harm's Way No Gods No Masters
Haste the Day Pressure the Hinges
Haste the Day Dreamer
Ihsahn Eremita
Impending Doom Baptized in Filth
Job for a Cowboy Gloom
Job for a Cowboy Demonocracy
Linkin Park Meteora
Nodes of Ranvier The Years to Come
Norma Jean The Anti Mother
October Falls The Plague of a Coming Age
Pig Destroyer Natasha
Pig Destroyer Mass & Volume
Primate Draw Back a Stump
Psycroptic The Inherited Repression
As much as I wanted to like this I'm a bit disappointed, riffs hard in some places but everything else is a tad bit weak.
Rotten Sound Abuse to Suffer
Rotting Christ Rituals
Scar Symmetry Holographic Universe
Septicflesh Titan
Slice the Cake The Man With No Face
Soen Cognitive
The Acacia Strain Death Is the Only Mortal
The Chariot Wars and Rumors of Wars
The Damned Things Ironiclast
The Famine The Raven and The Reaping
The Famine The Architects of Guilt
The Francesco Artusato Project Chaos And The Primordial
The Human Abstract Moonlight Sonata
Vermin Womb Decline
Whitechapel A New Era of Corruption
Wormrot Voices

2.5 average
A Perfect Circle eMOTIVe
Advent Remove the Earth
Dying Fetus History Repeats...
Imagine Dragons Continued Silence
The first track is really memorable, sadly the rest of the tracks just doesn't do it.
Impending Doom The Serpent Servant
Periphery Periphery II: This Time It's Personal
Puscifer Cuntry Boner
Serj Tankian Harakiri
TesseracT Perspective
The Acacia Strain Wormwood
The Faceless Autotheism

2.0 poor
Jay-Z and Linkin Park Collision Course
Linkin Park Minutes to Midnight
Periphery Periphery
TesseracT One
Underoath They're Only Chasing Safety
Upon a Burning Body The World Is Ours
Whitechapel The Somatic Defilement
Whitechapel Recorrupted

1.5 very poor
Nickelback Silver Side Up
Rick Astley Whenever You Need Somebody
Upon a Burning Body Red. White. Green.

1.0 awful
Annotations Of An Autopsy Dark Days
Bring Me The Horizon There Is a Hell, Believe Me I've Seen It...
Chelsea Grin Evolve
Deuce The Two Thousand Eight EP
Deuce Nine Lives
Nickelback The Long Road
Nickelback All the Right Reasons
Nickelback The State
Nickelback Curb
Nickelback Dark Horse
Nickelback Here and Now

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