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5.0 classic
Agalloch The Mantle
Alban Berg Violin Concerto
Anthrax Among the Living
Antonin Dvorak Symphony No. 9 in E minor, Op. 95, B. 178
Antonin Dvorak Requiem in B♭ minor, Op. 89, B. 165
Arnold Schwarzenegger Total Body Workout
Aspid Extravasation
Atheist Unquestionable Presence
Autopsy Severed Survival
Between the Buried and Me Colors
Black Sabbath Paranoid
Black Sabbath Master of Reality
Black Sabbath Black Sabbath
Black Sabbath Vol. 4
Blind Guardian Nightfall in Middle-Earth
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
Candlemass Epicus Doomicus Metallicus
Casualties of Cool Casualties of Cool
Converge Jane Doe
Cryptopsy None So Vile
Dark Angel Darkness Descends
Death Individual Thought Patterns
Death Symbolic
Death Human
Devin Townsend Terria
Devin Townsend Ocean Machine: Biomech
Devin Townsend Project Deconstruction
Devin Townsend Project Transcendence
Devin could fart in my ear and it would still sound good to me

edit: scratch that just remembered he did that on deconstruction

sounded good
Dissection Storm of the Light's Bane
Dream Theater A Change of Seasons
Edge of Sanity Crimson
Edward Elgar Cello Concerto in E minor, Op. 85
Elliott Smith Either/Or
Elliott Smith XO
Elliott Smith Elliott Smith
Emperor In the Nightside Eclipse
Emperor Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk
Exodus Bonded by Blood
Exumer Possessed by Fire
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F♯ A♯ ∞
Gorguts Obscura
Gorguts Pleiades' Dust
Gustav Holst The Planets, Op. 32
Gustav Mahler Symphony No. 9
Gustav Mahler Symphony No. 5 in C sharp minor
Heathen Victims of Deception
HellHammer Apocalyptic Raids 1990 A.D.
Henryk Gorecki Symphony No. 3, Op. 36
Immolation Close to a World Below
Impaled Northern Moonforest Impaled Northern Moonforest
Iron Maiden Powerslave
Iron Maiden The Number of the Beast
Iron Maiden Piece of Mind
Iron Maiden Brave New World
Iron Maiden Seventh Son of a Seventh Son
Iron Maiden A Matter of Life and Death
Judas Priest Stained Class
Judas Priest Painkiller
Judas Priest Sad Wings of Destiny
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Kendrick Lamar To Pimp a Butterfly
King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King
King Crimson Red
Kreator Pleasure to Kill
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV
Led Zeppelin Physical Graffiti
Ludwig van Beethoven Symphony No. 9 in D minor, Op. 125
Ludwig van Beethoven "Moonlight" Piano Sonata No. 14 in C♯ minor, Op. 27, No. 2
Madvillain Madvillainy
Megadeth Rust in Peace
Mercyful Fate Melissa
Mercyful Fate Don't Break the Oath
Metallica Master of Puppets
Metallica Ride the Lightning
MF DOOM Operation: Doomsday
Mono Hymn to the Immortal Wind
Morbid Saint Spectrum of Death
Nas Illmatic
Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
Nick Drake Pink Moon
Paradox Heresy
Pig Destroyer Terrifyer
Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon
Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here
Pink Floyd The Wall
Public Enemy It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us
Pyotr Tchaikovsky "Pathétique" Symphony No. 6 in B minor, Op. 74
Queensryche Operation: Mindcrime
Radiohead OK Computer
Rage Against the Machine Rage Against the Machine
Refused The Shape of Punk to Come
Richard Strauss Metamorphosen
Richard Wagner Tristan und Isolde
Rush Moving Pictures
Samuel Barber Adagio for Strings
Satan's Almighty Penis Into the Cunt of Chaos
Sax Moravske Narez
Sepultura Beneath the Remains
Sigur Ros Agætis byrjun
Sigur Ros ( )
Slayer Reign in Blood
Slint Spiderland
Strapping Young Lad Alien
Strapping Young Lad City
Suffocation Pierced from Within
Sufjan Stevens Carrie and Lowell
Swans Soundtracks for the Blind
Teeheehee Rainbow Stab Brain Bubbles
Testament The Legacy
The Devin Townsend Band Accelerated Evolution
Thin Lizzy Jailbreak
Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler
Vektor Terminal Redux
Warning Watching from a Distance
Wu-Tang Clan Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
Yes Fragile

4.5 superb
Alcest Écailles de Lune
Amon Amarth Twilight of the Thunder God
Anaal Nathrakh In the Constellation of the Black Widow
Artillery By Inheritance
Bon Iver For Emma, Forever Ago
Boston Boston
Brand New Deja Entendu
Camel Mirage
Cattle Decapitation Monolith of Inhumanity
Celtic Frost Morbid Tales
Celtic Frost To Mega Therion
Converge All We Love We Leave Behind
Cynic Focus
David Bowie Blackstar
Deafheaven Sunbather
Death The Sound of Perseverance
Demolition Hammer Epidemic of Violence
Demolition Hammer Tortured Existence
Destruction Infernal Overkill
Devin Townsend Infinity
Devin Townsend Ziltoid the Omniscient
Devin Townsend Project Addicted
Devin Townsend Project Ghost
Edge of Sanity Crimson II
Elliott Smith Figure 8
Epidemic Decameron
Forbidden Forbidden Evil
Ghost (SWE) Meliora
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Slow Riot For New Zero Kanada
Godspeed You! Black Emperor 'Allelujah! Don't Bend! Ascend!
Gojira From Mars to Sirius
Gorguts Colored Sands
Gustav Mahler Symphony No. 10 in F sharp [Unfinished]
Gustav Mahler Symphony No. 2 in C minor, "Resurrection"
Hydra Vein Rather Death Than False of Faith
Igor Stravinsky Le Sacre du Printemps
Ihsahn Arktis.
Iron Maiden The Book of Souls
Kendrick Lamar good kid, m.A.A.d city
King Diamond Abigail
Krzysztof Penderecki Threnody to the Victims of Hiroshima
Ludwig van Beethoven Symphony No. 3 in E♭ major, Op. 55
Lynyrd Skynyrd Pronounced Leh-Nerd Skin-Nerd
Machine Head The Blackening
Morbid Angel Altars of Madness
Mos Def Black on Both Sides
Ne Obliviscaris Portal of I
Ne Obliviscaris Citadel
Niccolo Paganini Caprice no. 24
OutKast Aquemini
Overkill The Years of Decay
Protest the Hero Fortress
Radiohead The Bends
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels 2
Rush 2112
Sadus Swallowed in Black
Sodom Agent Orange
Strapping Young Lad The New Black
Suffocation Effigy of the Forgotten
Sufjan Stevens Illinois
The Devin Townsend Band Synchestra
The Notorious B.I.G. Ready to Die
The Tallest Man on Earth The Wild Hunt
Toxik Think This
Trvth Black Horse Plague
Ulver Perdition City
Ulver Kveldssanger
Ulver Shadows of the Sun
Vektor Black Future
Vektor Outer Isolation
Viktor Vaughn Vaudeville Villain
Voivod Nothingface
Xentrix Shattered Existence

4.0 excellent
40 Watt Sun The Inside Room
Abysmal Torment Epoch of Methodic Carnage
Agalloch Ashes Against the Grain
Ahab Call Of The Wretched Sea
Ahab The Boats Of The Glen Carrig
Akhlys The Dreaming I
Anthrax Spreading the Disease
Anthrax Persistence of Time
Arnold Schoenberg Verklärte Nacht, Op. 4
At the Gates Slaughter of the Soul
Autopsy Mental Funeral
Autopsy The Headless Ritual
Bathory Under the Sign of the Black Mark
Behemoth The Satanist
Bela Bartok String Quartet No. 5 in B flat major, Sz. 102
Between the Buried and Me The Great Misdirect
Black Sabbath Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
Black Sabbath Sabotage
Cancer Death Shall Rise
Control Denied The Fragile Art of Existence
Coroner Punishment for Decadence
Coven (USA-WA) Blessed is the Black
An incredibly obscure classic from Seattle (a city known more for its engendering the grunge rock genre than for its pre-grunge music) that varies greatly from being humorous (often perverted)- such as in the song "Iron Dick"- to being depressing and introspective - such as in the powerful ballad "Another Life".
Crionic Different
Cryptopsy Blasphemy Made Flesh
Cynic Traced in Air
Damaar Triumph Through Spears Of Sacrilege
Damien Rice My Favourite Faded Fantasy
DangerDoom The Mouse And The Mask
Death Scream Bloody Gore
Death Leprosy
Death Angel The Ultra-Violence
Deathrow Deception Ignored
Deicide Deicide
Destruction Release from Agony
Deteriorate Rotting In Hell
Devin Townsend Project Ki
Devin Townsend Project Epicloud
Devin Townsend Project Z2
Dio Holy Diver
Disincarnate Dreams of the Carrion Kind
Dr. Dre The Chronic
Dyoxen First Among Equals
Elliott Smith From a Basement on the Hill
Elliott Smith Roman Candle
Entombed Left Hand Path
Exhorder Slaughter in the Vatican
Forbidden Twisted into Form
Gates Bloom and Breathe
Gregorio Allegri Miserere
Gustav Mahler Symphony No. 6 in A minor, "Tragic"
Gustav Mahler Das Lied von der Erde
Hexenhaus Dejavoodoo
Hydra Vein After the Dream
Iron Maiden Somewhere in Time
Iron Maiden Iron Maiden
Iron Maiden Killers
Jethro Tull Aqualung
Johann Sebastian Bach Toccata and Fugue in D minor, BWV 565
Johann Sebastian Bach Cello Suite No.2 in D minor, BWV 1008
Judas Priest Screaming for Vengeance
Ka Honor Killed The Samurai
Kamelot The Black Halo
Kanye West Graduation
King Crimson In the Wake of Poseidon
Kreator Coma of Souls
Kreator Terrible Certainty
Kreator Phantom Antichrist
Logic The Incredible True Story
Lupe Fiasco Tetsuo and Youth
Malevolent Creation Retribution
Massacra Final Holocaust
Massacre From Beyond
Mayhem De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas
Megace Inner war
Megadeth Peace Sells... But Who's Buying?
Megadeth Killing Is My Business... and Business Is Good!
Megadeth Endgame
Mekong Delta Kaleidoscope
Metallica ...And Justice for All
Mordred Fool's Game
N.W.A. Straight Outta Compton
Necrophagist Epitaph
Niccolo Paganini 24 Caprices For Solo Violin
Nocturnus The Key
Nujabes Modal Soul
Ozzy Osbourne Blizzard of Ozz
Pantera Cowboys from Hell
Pantera Vulgar Display of Power
Pedro the Lion Control
Pestilence Consuming Impulse
Pestilence Malleus Maleficarum
Pig Destroyer Prowler in the Yard
Possessed Seven Churches
Psychotic Waltz Into the Everflow
Pyotr Tchaikovsky 1812 Overture, Op. 49
Rage Against the Machine The Battle of Los Angeles
Rampage Veil of Mourn
Richard Strauss Also sprach Zarathustra
Richard Strauss Eine Alpensinfonie
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels
S.O.D. Speak English or Die
Seed Of Nothing Proverbial
Sepultura Arise
Sepultura Schizophrenia
Shah Beware
Shah Escape From Mind
Silencer (SWE) Death - Pierce Me
Slayer Show No Mercy
Snoop Dogg Doggystyle
Sodom M-16
Strapping Young Lad Strapping Young Lad
Suicidal Tendencies How Will I Laugh Tomorrow If I Can't Even Smile Today?
System of a Down Toxicity
The Dillinger Escape Plan One of Us Is the Killer
Ulver Nattens Madrigal
Ulver Messe I.X-VI.X
Vader De Profundis
Venom Welcome to Hell
Vio-Lence Eternal Nightmare
Ween Quebec
Whiplash Power and Pain
Wishbone Ash Argus
Xentrix For Whose Advantage?

3.5 great
AC/DC Back In Black
Academy of St Martin in the Fields Bach: The Art of Fugue - Musical Offering
Aerosmith Toys in the Attic
Antonio Vivaldi The Four Seasons
Arnold Schoenberg String Quartet No. 1 in D minor, Op. 7
Atheist Piece of Time
Billy Talent Billy Talent II
Black Sabbath Mob Rules
Black Sabbath Seventh Star
Breaking Benjamin Phobia
Cannibal Corpse Tomb of the Mutilated
Celtic Frost Into the Pandemonium
Death Spiritual Healing
Devin Townsend Physicist
Dio The Last in Line
Green Day Dookie
InfestDead JesuSatan
Invocator Weave The Apocalypse
Iron Maiden Dance of Death
Iron Maiden The Final Frontier
Johann Pachelbel Canon and Gigue in D
Judas Priest Killing Machine
Korn Korn
Kreator Extreme Aggression
Laaz Rockit Annihilation Principle
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory
Megadeth Countdown to Extinction
Mercyful Fate In the Shadows
Mercyful Fate 9
Metallica Kill 'Em All
Metallica Metallica
Minotaur Power of Darkness
Nuclear Assault Game Over
Pestilence Testimony of the Ancients
Richard Strauss Death and Transfiguration
Richard Strauss Don Quixote
Rigor Mortis Rigor Mortis
Sacred Reich Ignorance
Sadus Illusions
Sarcofago I.N.R.I.
Satan Court in the Act
Sodom Persecution Mania
Solstice (USA-FL) Solstice
Strapping Young Lad Heavy as a Really Heavy Thing
Three Days Grace One-X
Toranaga God's Gift
Vectom Speed Revolution
Warning The Strength to Dream
Within Temptation The Heart of Everything

3.0 good
Anthrax Fistful of Metal
Anton Bruckner Symphony No. 9 in D minor
At War Ordered to Kill
Autopsy Macabre Eternal
Black Sabbath Heaven and Hell
Boston Third Stage
Brand New Your Favorite Weapon
Dio Dream Evil
Drowning Pool Sinner
Entropy (CAN) Ashen Existence
Evildead Annihilation of Civilization
Fastkill Infernal Thrashing Holocaust
Gammacide Victims of Science
Hades Resisting Success
Iron Maiden Fear of the Dark
Iron Maiden No Prayer for the Dying
Iron Maiden The Soundhouse Tapes
Johann Sebastian Bach Cello Suite No. 1 in G major, BWV 1007
Judas Priest Angel of Retribution
Judas Priest Ram It Down
Kamelot Ghost Opera
Kanye West Yeezus
Kanye West The Life of Pablo
King Crimson Islands
Korn Issues
Korn Follow the Leader
Kreator Enemy of God
Kreator Violent Revolution
Kreator Endless Pain
Lich King Toxic Zombie Onslaught
Marilyn Manson Antichrist Superstar
Mayhem Chimera
Mayhem Deathcrush
Megadeth So Far, So Good... So What!
Mercyful Fate Time
Mortal Sin Mayhemic Destruction
NehruvianDOOM NehruvianDOOM
Pantera Far Beyond Driven
Pantera Reinventing the Steel
Primal Fear Primal Fear
Pyotr Tchaikovsky Serenade for Strings in C major, Op. 48
Rush Rush
Scott Joplin The Entertainer (Fine Tune Gold Collection)
Sepultura Roots
Slayer South of Heaven
Slipknot Vol. 3: (The Subliminal Verses)
Because of Vermillion 1 and 2 it's an alright album
Sodom The Final Sign of Evil
Sum 41 Chuck
Thin Lizzy Johnny the Fox
Within Temptation Mother Earth
Within Temptation The Silent Force

2.5 average
AC/DC Black Ice
Angel Dust To Dust You Will Decay
Anthrax We've Come for You All
Arnold Schoenberg String Quartet No. 4, Op. 37
Autopsy Acts of the Unspeakable
Bathory Bathory
Billy Talent Billy Talent III
Breaking Benjamin Dear Agony
Cannibal Corpse Kill
Cattle Decapitation Karma.Bloody.Karma
Cynic '88 Demo
DragonForce Inhuman Rampage
Drake Views
Dream Theater When Dream and Day Unite
Eminem Encore
Eminem Recovery
Evanescence Fallen
Exodus Impact Is Imminent
Fall Out Boy Infinity on High
Finger Eleven Them vs. You vs. Me
Green Day American Idiot
Iron Maiden Virtual XI
Judas Priest Point of Entry
Judas Priest Rocka Rolla
King Crimson Beat
King Crimson The ConstruKction of Light
King Diamond Give Me Your Soul...Please
Kreator Renewal
Kreator Outcast
Lamb of God New American Gospel
Led Zeppelin Coda
Lich King Necromantic Maelstrom
Mariah Carey Butterfly
Marilyn Manson Mechanical Animals
Mayhem Pure Fucking Armageddon
Megadeth Youthanasia
Mercyful Fate Into the Unknown
Mercyful Fate Dead Again
Metallica Death Magnetic
Overkill Relix IV
Pantera Power Metal
Pestilence Resurrection Macabre
Pink Floyd More
Primal Fear New Religion
Rush Vapor Trails
Rush Test for Echo
S.O.D. Bigger Than the Devil
Sepultura Morbid Visions
Slayer Divine Intervention
Slipknot Iowa
Sodom Get What You Deserve
Sodom 'Til Death Do Us Unite
Sum 41 Underclass Hero
The All-American Rejects Move Along
Thin Lizzy Renegade
Three Days Grace Three Days Grace
Three Days Grace Life Starts Now
Vectom Rules Of Mystery
Viking Man Of Straw
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Symphony No. 40 in G minor, K. 550
Xentrix Kin
Yes Talk

2.0 poor
Aerosmith Rock in a Hard Place
Aerosmith Music from Another Dimension
Anthrax Volume 8: The Threat Is Real
Avenged Sevenfold Avenged Sevenfold
Avenged Sevenfold Nightmare
Black Sabbath Technical Ecstasy
Black Sabbath Born Again
Black Sabbath Headless Cross
Black Sabbath Dehumanizer
Boston Walk On
Boston Corporate America
Cattle Decapitation To Serve Man
Celtic Frost Vanity/Nemesis
Children of Bodom Relentless Reckless Forever
Cynic Reflections of a Dying World
Dimmu Borgir Death Cult Armageddon
Dimmu Borgir Enthrone Darkness Triumphant
Dimmu Borgir In Sorte Diaboli
DragonForce Ultra Beatdown
Drowning Pool Desensitized
Exodus Force of Habit
Fall Out Boy Save Rock and Roll
Green Day 21st Century Breakdown
Hinder Welcome to the Freakshow
I See Stars The End of the World Party
Iron Maiden The X Factor
Job for a Cowboy Doom
Judas Priest Jugulator
Judas Priest Demolition
Kamelot Eternity
Korn See You on the Other Side
Korn Untitled
Kreator Endorama
Linkin Park Minutes to Midnight
Linkin Park A Thousand Suns
Ludwig van Beethoven "Pastoral" Symphony No. 6 in F major, Op. 68
Lynyrd Skynyrd God & Guns
Lynyrd Skynyrd Edge of Forever
Mariah Carey E=MC²
Mariah Carey Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel
Marilyn Manson Eat Me, Drink Me
Megadeth Cryptic Writings
Megadeth The World Needs a Hero
Megadeth Super Collider
Metallica Reload
Metallica Load
Nuclear Assault Third World Genocide
Ozzy Osbourne Black Rain
Ozzy Osbourne Scream
Panic! At the Disco Pretty. Odd.
Pestilence Doctrine
Pink Floyd A Momentary Lapse of Reason
Pyotr Tchaikovsky Violin Concerto in D major, Op. 35
Pyotr Tchaikovsky String Quartet No. 1 in D Major, Op. 11
Pyotr Tchaikovsky String Quartet No. 3 in E-flat minor, Op. 30
Seether Finding Beauty in Negative Spaces
Seether Holding Onto Strings Better Left to Fray
Sepultura Nation
Simple Plan No Pads, No Helmets... Just Balls
Simple Plan Simple Plan
Slayer God Hates Us All
Slayer World Painted Blood
Slipknot All Hope Is Gone
Sum 41 Screaming Bloody Murder
The All-American Rejects When the World Comes Down
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus Don't You Fake It
Thy Art Is Murder Infinite Death
Only found out about this band through a cat drumming video. Not impressed after looking this up afterwards.
Venom Possessed
Yes Union
Yes Open Your Eyes

1.5 very poor
Cradle of Filth Darkly, Darkly, Venus Aversa
Cryptopsy The Unspoken King
Dio Angry Machines
Eminem Relapse
Entombed Same Difference
Hinder Extreme Behavior
Hollywood Undead Swan Songs
Hollywood Undead American Tragedy
Korn The Path of Totality
Make Me Famous It's Now or Never
Mayhem Grand Declaration of War
Pyotr Tchaikovsky The Snow Maiden, Op. 18
Six Feet Under Bringer Of Blood
Thy Art Is Murder This Hole Is Not Deep Enough for the Twelve of You
Trivium The Crusade
Xentrix Scourge

1.0 awful
Anthrax Sound of White Noise
Anthrax Stomp 442
Asking Alexandria Stand Up and Scream
Autopsy Shitfun
Backstreet Boys This Is Us
Black Sabbath Never Say Die!
Black Sabbath The Eternal Idol
Black Sabbath Tyr
Black Sabbath Forbidden
Black Veil Brides Set the World on Fire
brokeNCYDE Will Never Die
Bullet for My Valentine Scream, Aim, Fire
Bullet for My Valentine Fever
Cattle Decapitation Human Jerky
Celtic Frost Cold Lake
Destruction The Least Successful Human Cannonball
Green Day iTRE!
Hinder Take It to the Limit
Hollywood Undead Notes From the Underground
Judas Priest Turbo
Judas Priest Nostradamus
Justin Bieber My World 2.0
Kesha Animal
Limp Bizkit Results May Vary
Lou Reed and Metallica Lulu
Mariah Carey Glitter
Megadeth Risk
Metallica St. Anger
Morbid Angel Illud Divinum Insanus
New Kids on the Block The Block
Nickelback Dark Horse
Nicki Minaj Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded
One Direction Take Me Home
Pantera Metal Magic
Paris Hilton Paris
Queensryche Dedicated to Chaos
Slayer Diabolus in Musica
The Naked Brothers Band The Naked Brothers Band
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus Lonely Road
Torsofuck As Semen Blends with Rot
Venom Tear Your Soul Apart #Willpower
Wiz Khalifa Rolling Papers

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