Brendan Schroer

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Last Active 07-27-14 3:16 pm
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5.0 classic
Alice in Chains Dirt
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command
Billy Joel The Stranger
Bjork Homogenic
To give this a 5/5 feels like an insult to Miss Guomundsdottir. If I could give this a 10/5,
I instantly would. Hail to the queen.
Bjork Vespertine
Death Human
Devin Townsend Project Ghost
Fleetwood Mac Rumours
When I began to listen to this record for the very first time, I was so certain that it would collapse under the hyperbolic acclaim it garners and fall below my expectations. However, the more I listened to it, the better it got. Every single song is at least great and the track placement couldn't be more perfect. Also contributing to the record's quality is the fact that the Nicks/Buckingham and McVie/McVie/Fleetwood (the former are from America and the latter from Britain) groups somehow perfectly melded their drastically different styles together into a cohesive whole. Thus, you get a great mix of folk rock, soft rock, hard rock, blues, pop, and multiple other styles. And then there's the lyrical content, primarily inspired by the band's relationship tensions reaching their boiling points. This leads to some very bitter banter between band members over the course of multiple tracks, but the silver linings ensure that things aren't all negative and that the band had the strength to pull through despite their differences. Overall, Rumours is an album of the highest quality. If I could give it a 50/5, I would without hesitation. One of my Top 5 favorite albums for sure.
Jeff Buckley Grace
Judas Priest Painkiller
Judas Priest Sad Wings of Destiny
Katatonia Last Fair Deal Gone Down
Kreator Pleasure to Kill
Nas Illmatic
Necrophagist Onset of Putrefaction
Necrophagist's masterpiece. It might sound like wankery to some, but I argue that it works perfectly in the context of the music. Most of the time, the "wank" fits right in with the music rather than sounding out of place or showoff-ish. Plus, the compositions are just wonderful. Brutal death metal mixes with elements of tech death, neoclassical, and progressive metal... all with a beautifully melancholic edge that brings out a level of emotion that most technical death metal acts would sacrifice for technique. For instance, "To Breathe in a Casket" gives the listener a genuine feeling of paranoia and overall fear that relates to its titular subject matter, and "Mutilate the Stillborn" fits its own title with one of the most brutal tunes on the entire thing. Overall, Onset of Putrefaction is a death metal and progressive metal masterpiece
Nick Drake Five Leaves Left
Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here
Prince Purple Rain
Queen A Night at the Opera
Rush Hemispheres
Shiina Ringo Shouso Strip
Objectively the best album ever made. If you disagree, you're wrong :D
Soundgarden Superunknown
The Dismemberment Plan Emergency & I
The Tallest Man on Earth The Wild Hunt
X Japan Art of Life

4.9 classic
Between the Buried and Me Colors

4.8 classic
Basil Poledouris Conan The Barbarian
Mr. Bungle Disco Volante
Soundtrack Jade Cocoon OST
The Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity
Ulver Nattens Madrigal
luv. truth. this is luv, real luv, between me and fuzz. buzz. buzzing guitars and dark sounds. loud noises. buzz and fuzz I make luv to. faith. such faith I feel in fantasy and nights away from america. norway is where my luv lies, squirting like a blunderbuss, you give luv, I bring la revolucion. not like french peeps, like norwegian peeps; it was a figure of speech, alrighty? luv's back in style and ulver's in the game. proud and loud, my peeps

4.7 superb
Agalloch Pale Folklore
Bob Dylan Bringing It All Back Home
Children of Bodom Hatebreeder
Cryptopsy Blasphemy Made Flesh
Darkthrone The Underground Resistance
Death The Sound of Perseverance
Disney Soundtracks The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Genesis Foxtrot
Gentle Giant The Power and the Glory
Gustav Holst The Planets, Op. 32
Immolation Close to a World Below
Imogen Heap Speak For Yourself
King Crimson Red
Michael Jackson Thriller
Norah Jones Little Broken Hearts
Pantera Cowboys from Hell
Porcupine Tree Lightbulb Sun
Quasi Featuring "Birds"
One of the most underrated pop/rock records of all time, simple as that.
Queensryche Operation: Mindcrime
Regina Spektor Begin To Hope
Slayer Hell Awaits
Soundtrack Super Castlevania IV OST
One of the best video game soundtracks ever made, and containing probably the best ending theme in video game history, this is a classic selection of music for an absolutely classic game
Steel Panther All You Can Eat
Oh hellyeah, can't wait m/
The Jimi Hendrix Experience Are You Experienced
Tourniquet Microscopic View of a Telescopic Realm
Yanni In My Time
This should be essential listening for anyone who's either currently a classical musician or really into modern classical music - particularly romantic-era classical music. Each composition unfolds at an exceptionally natural pace, and the vibe of the overall experience is simply beautiful. Yanni decided to break away from his band-oriented arrangements for more piano-centric miniatures that give off an intimate quality for the listener, leading to a more stripped-down record. Ultimately, this is why it works so well; you get to hear Yanni's work in a more personal light, as just one man and his piano. The album's tone definitely lends itself to feelings of personal reflection and sort of a "zen"-like state of being, but it's more than just that. The subtlety, beauty, charm, and expansive nature of each song ensures a rich and rewarding listen for anyone who enjoys softer music (or, as I said, classical music). Get this if you haven't.
Yes Close to the Edge

4.6 superb
Black Sabbath Paranoid
Black Sabbath Black Sabbath
Enya Shepherd Moons
Grover The Best of Grover
Come back andcas
Heathen Victims of Deception
Helmet Strap It On
John Coltrane My Favorite Things
Justin Timberlake The 20/20 Experience
Kansas Song for America

4.5 superb
a-ha 25
Alice in Chains Jar of Flies
Alice in Chains Alice in Chains
Alice in Chains MTV Unplugged
Alice in Chains Black Gives Way to Blue
Alicia Keys Songs in A Minor
Anal Cunt Picnic of Love
Anata Under a Stone With No Inscription
Animal Collective Merriweather Post Pavilion
Antagony Rebirth
Antagony Days of Night
Antagony See Through These Eyes
Antestor Martyrium
Anthrax Among the Living
Antonio Vivaldi The Four Seasons
Apator Masturbate in Praise of Black Satan
Arcade Fire Funeral
Aretha Franklin I Never Loved A Man The Way I Love You
Atheist Unquestionable Presence
Ayreon The Human Equation
Bathory Bathory
Big Black Songs About Fucking
Billy Ray Cyrus Some Gave All
Bjork Post
Bjork Debut
Black Sabbath Master of Reality
Black Sabbath Heaven and Hell
Blind Guardian Nightfall in Middle-Earth
Blind Guardian Battalions of Fear
Blotted Science The Machinations of Dementia
Blue Cheer Vincebus Eruptum
Blue Oyster Cult Secret Treaties
Bob Dylan Highway 61 Revisited
Bob Dylan Blood on the Tracks
Bob Dylan The Times They Are A-Changin'
Boris Boris At Last -Feedbacker-
Boston Boston
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
Candiria 300 Percent Density
Candlemass Epicus Doomicus Metallicus
Candlemass Nightfall
Carcass Heartwork
Carcass Surgical Steel
Casualties of Cool Casualties of Cool
Celtic Frost To Mega Therion
Charles Mingus The Clown
Children of Bodom Follow The Reaper
Children of Bodom Something Wild
Complete Freedom Space
Converge Jane Doe
Coroner Mental Vortex
Coroner No More Color
Coroner Punishment for Decadence
Corrupted Paso Inferior
Cradle of Filth Dusk and Her Embrace
Cradle of Filth The Principle of Evil Made Flesh
Cradle of Filth Cruelty and the Beast
Cream Disraeli Gears
Cream Wheels of Fire
Crispin Glover The Big Problem ≠ The Solution. The Solution = Let
so weird and so damn good
Crotchduster Big Fat Box of Shit
Cryptopsy None So Vile
Cynic Focus
Cynic Traced in Air
Darkthrone A Blaze in the Northern Sky
Darkthrone Transilvanian Hunger
Dc Talk Jesus Freak
Death Spiritual Healing
Death Individual Thought Patterns
Death Symbolic
Death Angel The Ultra-Violence
Deep Purple Machine Head
Deerhoof The Milk Man
Def Leppard Pyromania
Deltron 3030 Deltron 3030
Devin Townsend Terria
Dream Theater Images and Words
The triggered percussion in conjunction with the soothing sounds of the soprano sax ignite my imagination like a tiger who defends his young from the ferocity of the Australian Tasmanian Devil. Whenever my ears experience the majesty of Learning to Live, I like to pretend that I am a little toddler whose living is truly learning. This album is the King Richard III of progressive metal. This is the winter of our discontent from trying to air drum to odd time signatures and polyrhythms!
Dream Theater Metropolis Pt. 2: Scenes from a Memory
Dream Theater Awake
Duran Duran Rio
Dusty Springfield Dusty in Memphis
Earth Earth 2
Edvard Grieg Peer Gynt, Op. 23
Electric Wizard Dopethrone
Elton John Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Elton John Madman Across the Water
Emerson, Lake and Palmer Emerson, Lake & Palmer
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP
Enigma The Cross of Changes
Enya Watermark
Enya Paint The Sky With Stars
Etta James Tell Mama
Florence and the Machine Ceremonials
Flotsam and Jetsam Doomsday for the Deceiver
Foo Fighters The Colour and the Shape
Frank Sinatra In The Wee Small Hours
Frank Zappa Hot Rats
Freddie Mercury Barcelona
Frederic Chopin Piano Concerto No. 2 in F minor, Op. 21
Frightened Rabbit The Midnight Organ Fight
Funkadelic Maggot Brain
Funkadelic Funkadelic
Genesis Selling England by the Pound
Genesis Trespass
Gentle Giant King Biscuit Flower Hour Presents Gentle Giant
George Gershwin Rhapsody in Blue
Giant Squid Metridium Fields
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F#A# (Infinity)
Gojira The Link
Gojira L'Enfant Sauvage
Gonin-ish Naishikyo-Sekai
Gonin-ish Gonin-ish
This masterpiece needs a review so badly
Gorguts Obscura
Haggard Eppur Si Muove
Haggard And Thou Shalt Trust The Seer
This shit is fucking butch
Iced Earth Burnt Offerings
Iced Earth Night of the Stormrider
Iron Maiden The Number of the Beast
Janelle Monae The ArchAndroid
Janelle Monae The Electric Lady
Don't throw no rock, don't break no glass, just shake your ASS!!!
Jean Louis Costes Fecal Master
not enough shit
Jeff Buckley Grace (Legacy Edition)
Jethro Tull Thick as a Brick
Joanna Newsom Ys
Joe Hisaishi Spirited Away
How does this masterpiece not have a review yet? Fuck it, I'm making one
John Butler Trio Sunrise Over Sea
John Coltrane A Love Supreme
John Coltrane Giant Steps
John Coltrane Blue Train
John Frusciante Smile from the Streets You Hold
Johnny Cash At Folsom Prison
Joni Mitchell Blue
Joni Mitchell Hejira
Joy Division Closer
Joy Division Unknown Pleasures
Judas Priest Stained Class
Kamelot The Black Halo
Kansas Point of Know Return
Kashiwa Daisuke Program Music I
Katatonia Viva Emptiness
Katatonia Dead End Kings
A happy Noctus makes me a happy Necro :3
Kate Bush Hounds of Love
Kelly Clarkson Breakaway
Kevin Max Stereotype Be
Kevin Max The Imposter
King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King
King's X Gretchen Goes to Nebraska
Kitaro Full Moon Story
Kitaro In Person
Kreator Endless Pain
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Pamyu Pamyu Revolution
Laura Stevenson Wheel
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV
Leonard Cohen Songs of Love and Hate
Lost Horizon A Flame To The Ground Beneath
Ludwig van Beethoven Symphony No. 9 in D minor, Op. 125
Ludwig van Beethoven Symphony No. 5 in C minor, Op. 67
M.I.A. Kala
Madonna Ray of Light
Madvillain Madvillainy
Marvin Gaye What's Going On
Marvin Gaye Here, My Dear
Masashi Hamauzu Final Fantasy XIII
Megadeth Rust in Peace
Megadeth Peace Sells... but Who's Buying?
Melvins Bullhead
Meshuggah Destroy Erase Improve
Metallica Master of Puppets
Metallica Kill 'Em All
Metallica Ride the Lightning
Metallica ...And Justice for All
Michael Jackson Off the Wall
Miles Davis Kind of Blue
Miles Davis Bitches Brew
Miles Davis In a Silent Way
Morbid Angel Covenant
Morbid Saint Spectrum of Death
Mortification Scrolls of the Megilloth
Mr. Bungle California
Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle
Musk Ox Woodfall
N.W.A. Straight Outta Compton
Ne Obliviscaris Portal of I
Necrophagist Onset of Putrefaction (Re-issue)
Nevermore Dreaming Neon Black
Nick Drake Pink Moon
Nick Drake Bryter Layter
Nile Annihilation of the Wicked
Nirvana In Utero
Nirvana MTV Unplugged in New York
Nirvana MTV Unplugged in New York (DVD)
Nobuo Uematsu Final Fantasy VII: Original Soundtrack
Obituary Cause of Death
Oingo Boingo Only a Lad
Oingo Boingo Boingo
Oingo Boingo Nothing to Fear
Opeth Blackwater Park
Opeth Watershed
Overkill The Years of Decay
Overkill Horrorscope
Overkill The Electric Age
Pantera The Great Southern Trendkill
Paramore Riot!
Pearl Jam Ten
Pestilence Consuming Impulse
Pharoah Sanders Karma
Pink Floyd Animals
Porcupine Tree In Absentia
Porcupine Tree Signify
Porcupine Tree Deadwing
Porcupine Tree Fear of a Blank Planet
Porcupine Tree The Incident
Porcupine Tree Anesthetize
Portishead Dummy
Possessed Seven Churches
Primus Frizzle Fry
Prince 1999
Prince Sign o' the Times
Queen Queen II
Queen Made in Heaven
Queen A Day at the Races
Queen Innuendo
Queen Live at Wembley 1986
Queen Rock Montreal
Queensryche The Warning
Queensryche Queensryche
Radiohead Kid A
Rainbow Rising
Ramones Ramones
Refused The Shape of Punk to Come
Regina Spektor What We Saw from the Cheap Seats
Rush Moving Pictures
Rush A Farewell to Kings
Rush Permanent Waves
Rush Grace Under Pressure
Rush Rush in Rio
Rush Clockwork Angels
oh hai KILL

this is the pinnacle of the artsy fartsy
Sadist Tribe
Savatage The Wake Of Magellan
Savatage Sirens
Seal Seal II
Seal Seal
Shiina Ringo Sanmon Gossip
Shiina Ringo Muzai Moratorium
Fantastic stuff
Shiina Ringo Kalk Samen Kuri no Hana
Simon and Garfunkel Bridge Over Troubled Water
Simon and Garfunkel Sounds of Silence
Sinead O'Connor The Lion And The Cobra
Sir Lord Baltimore Kingdom Come
Slayer Show No Mercy
Sonic Youth Daydream Nation
Sonny Rollins Saxophone Colossus
Soundgarden Badmotorfinger
Soundtrack Mega Man X5 OST
Spiral Architect A Sceptic's Universe
Spiritualized Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space
Starcastle Starcastle
Steel Panther Feel the Steel
Strapping Young Lad Alien
Strapping Young Lad City
Symphony X The Divine Wings of Tragedy
Temple of the Dog Temple of the Dog
The Beatles Rubber Soul
The Beatles Abbey Road
The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
The Black Dahlia Murder Everblack
How horny the carnifex in is the best yet the black dahlia murder and whitechapel when it comes to war I n heart attack
The Dear Hunter Act I: The Lake South, the River North
The Delicious Bread Collection Tales from the Yeast Side
This makes me so moist
The Dillinger Escape Plan Option Paralysis
The Faceless Akeldama
The Gaslight Anthem The '59 Sound
The Jimi Hendrix Experience Electric Ladyland
The Jimi Hendrix Experience Axis: Bold as Love
The Moody Blues Days of Future Passed
The National Trouble Will Find Me
The Oh Hellos The Oh Hello's
The Oh Hellos Through The Deep, Dark Valley
The Pogues If I Should Fall from Grace with God
The Stone Roses The Stone Roses
The Who Quadrophenia
The Who Who's Next
The Wildhearts Earth vs. The Wildhearts
Thergothon Stream From The Heavens
Thought Industry Mods Carve The Pig
Torsofuck Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy
I'll never go to Africa again!!!
Toto Hydra
Tourniquet Psycho Surgery
Toxik Think This
UFO Phenomenon
Ulver Kveldssanger
Ulver Shadows of the Sun
Utada Hikaru DEEP RIVER
Voivod Nothingface
Voivod Dimension Hatross
Voivod Killing Technology
W.A.S.P. The Crimson Idol
Watchtower Control and Resistance
Wintersun Wintersun
Wolf The Black Flame
Woody Guthrie This Land Is Your Land
Woody Guthrie Dust Bowl Ballads
Woody Guthrie Troubadour
Wu-Tang Clan Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
X Japan Dahlia
X Japan Vanishing Vision
Yanni Dare To Dream
Yes Fragile

4.4 superb
This is the greatest thing that's ever been done probably you guys can keep your pleb tier
"trv" metal.This is the greatest thing that's ever been done probably you guys can keep your
pleb tier "trv" metal.This is the greatest thing that's ever been done probably you guys can
keep your pleb tier "trv" metal.This is the greatest thing that's ever been done probably
you guys can keep your pleb tier "trv" metal.This is the greatest thing that's ever been
done probably you guys can keep your pleb tier "trv" metal.This is the greatest thing that's
ever been done probably you guys can keep your pleb tier "trv" metal.This is the greatest
thing that's ever been done probably you guys can keep your pleb tier "trv" metal.This is
the greatest thing that's ever been done probably you guys can keep your pleb tier "trv"
Bathory Blood Fire Death
Celtic Frost Into the Pandemonium
Daft Punk Discovery
Dc Talk Intermission
Opeth Orchid
Radiohead OK Computer

4.3 superb
Android Lust Devour, Rise and Take Flight
Charles Mingus Mingus Ah Um
Disney Soundtracks Mulan
Fleetwood Mac Peter Green's Fleetwood Mac
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Slow Riot For New Zero Kanada
Helmet Meantime
Lana Del Rey Ultraviolence
Lorde Pure Heroine
This rules. Fuck da haterz
St. Vincent St. Vincent
Supercell Today is a Beautiful Day
The Dillinger Escape Plan Ire Works

4.2 excellent
Black Label Society Catacombs of the Black Vatican
Bon Iver For Emma, Forever Ago
Daft Punk Random Access Memories
Earth Phase 3: Thrones and Dominions
Genesis The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway
Gentle Giant Octopus
Lana Del Rey Born to Die
Nirvana Nevermind
Phantogram Voices
Sufjan Stevens Illinois
Tool Lateralus

4.1 excellent
Gorillaz Demon Days

4.0 excellent
a-ha Hunting High and Low
a-ha East of the Sun, West of the Moon
a-ha Foot of the Mountain
Accept Balls To The Wall
Agalloch The Mantle
Agalloch Ashes Against the Grain
Al Green Let's Stay Together
Alex Skolnick Trio Veritas
Alice in Chains Facelift
Alice in Chains Live
Alicia Keys The Diary of Alicia Keys
All Shall Perish The Price Of Existence
Alphaville Forever Young
Alvvays Alvvays
America America
Amy Winehouse Back to Black
Anacrusis Manic Impressions
Anacrusis Screams and Whispers
Anata The Conductor's Departure
Anathallo Floating World
Anglagard Hybris
Anglagard Epilog
Anthrax Spreading the Disease
Anthrax Persistence of Time
Anthrax Worship Music
Armistice Armistice
At the Drive-In Vaya
At the Drive-In In/Casino/Out
Atheist Piece of Time
Atheist Jupiter
Atomic Rooster Death Walks Behind You
Avenged Sevenfold Waking the Fallen
Avril Lavigne Let Go
Babes In Toyland Fontanelle
BABYMETAL Ijime, Dame, Zettai
Bathory Under the Sign of the Black Mark
Bathory The Return......
Bathory Hammerheart
Beck Sea Change
Behold... The Arctopus Skullgrid
Behold... The Arctopus Nano-Nucleonic Cyborg Summoning
Bert Jansch Bert Jansch
Between the Buried and Me Alaska
Between the Buried and Me The Parallax II: Future Sequence
Big Black Atomizer
Billy Joel 52nd Street
Billy Joel Piano Man
Bjork Medulla
Man, her moans are so damn sexy
Bjork Bjork
Giving this an obligatory 4 because it's Bjork.
Bjork Volta
Bjork Selmasongs
Bjork Biophilia
Black Lab Your Body Above Me
Black Sabbath Vol. 4
Black Sabbath Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
Black Sabbath Sabotage
Black Sabbath 13
Ok never mind, this shit actually rules m/
Blackfield Blackfield
Blind Guardian Somewhere Far Beyond
Blind Guardian A Night at the Opera
Blind Guardian Imaginations from the Other Side
Blind Guardian Tales from the Twilight World
Blind Guardian At the Edge of Time
Blue Oyster Cult Blue Oyster Cult
Blue Oyster Cult Fire of Unknown Origin
Blue Oyster Cult Tyranny And Mutation
Blue Oyster Cult Cultosaurus Erectus
Blur Parklife
Blur Modern Life Is Rubbish
Bob Dylan The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan
Bob Dylan Blonde on Blonde
Bob Dylan Desire
Bob Dylan Another Side of Bob Dylan
Bob Dylan Tempest
Body Count Body Count
Bon Iver Bon Iver, Bon Iver
Bon Jovi 7800 Degrees Fairenheit
Boredoms Soul Discharge
Boris Akuma No Uta
Boris Amplifier Worship
Boston Don't Look Back
Boston Greatest Hits
Brand New Daisy
Cannibal Corpse The Bleeding
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Safe As Milk
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Clear Spot
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Lick My Decals Off, Baby
Carcass Necroticism: Descanting the Insalubrious
Carcass Reek of Putrefaction
Carnifex Until I Feel Nothing
Carnifex Die Without Hope
2014 truly belongs to Carnifex
Cee Lo Green The Lady Killer
Chelsea Wolfe Pain Is Beauty
Chevelle Wonder What's Next
Chevelle La Gargola
Children of Bodom Halo of Blood
Holy shit, this is actually a good CoB album! O.o
Christina Grimmie With Love
Conrad Tao Voyages
Fresh out of bed, I close my eyes and meditate. Memories both good and bad flood through my
mind, even as I'm trying to clear it. Nostalgia can be a powerful feeling whenever it
strikes, and it's no stranger to the process of reflection. On this day, I remember my past
failures and try to better myself now. My anger, my depression, everything welling up inside
of me has seemed to disappear; in its place, there's peace of mind, positive philosophies of
the world around me, and Conrad Tao's expressive piano playing. Times have changed, my
friends; it's time to go in peace and love. Listen to this album, give thanks to who those
who admire and respect you, and separate yourself from the crowd. You, my fellow music
listener, are an individual.
Control Denied The Fragile Art of Existence
Converge All We Love We Leave Behind
Corrupted El Mundo Frio
Daft Punk Homework
Daniel Johnston Songs of Pain
Daniel Johnston 1990
Darkthrone Under a Funeral Moon
Dc Talk Supernatural
Deep Purple In Rock
Deep Purple Burn
Deerhoof Apple O'
Def Leppard Hysteria
Def Leppard High 'n' Dry
Deftones White Pony
Deicide The Stench of Redemption
Demilich Nespithe
Devin Townsend Ocean Machine: Biomech
Devin Townsend Project Ki
Dexys Midnight Runners Searching for the Young Soul Rebels
Dexys Midnight Runners Too-Rye-Ay
Dexys Midnight Runners Don't Stand Me Down (Director's Cut)
Dio Dream Evil
DJ Shadow Endtroducing.....
Dokken Tooth and Nail
Dokken Under Lock and Key
Dokken Back for the Attack
Dokken Erase The Slate
DragonForce Valley of the Damned
Drake Bell It's Only Time
I miss andcas
Dream Theater Train of Thought
Earl and Raine The Quest
Earth Hex: Or Printing In the Infernal Method
Ellie Goulding Halcyon
Elliott Smith Either/Or
Elliott Smith Roman Candle
Elton John Tumbleweed Connection
Elvis Presley Elvis Presley
Emerson, Lake and Palmer Trilogy
Emerson, Lake and Palmer Tarkus
Enigma MCMXC a.D.
Enigma Le Roi est mort, vive le Roi!
Enya The Memory of Trees
Europe The Final Countdown
Europe Europe
Fantomas The Director's Cut
Fantomas Suspended Animation
Fantomas Delirium Cordia
Fever Ray Fever Ray
Fleet Foxes Helplessness Blues
Fleetwood Mac Fleetwood Mac
Fleetwood Mac Tusk
Fleetwood Mac Then Play On
Fleetwood Mac Kiln House
Fleetwood Mac The Best of Peter Green's Fleetwood Mac
Fleetwood Mac The Pious Bird of Good Omen
Florence and the Machine Lungs
Foo Fighters Foo Fighters
Foo Fighters Wasting Light
Frank Sinatra Come Fly With Me
Frank Zappa Apostrophe
Freddie Mercury Mr Bad Guy
Frederic Chopin Piano Sonata No. 3, Op. 58
Frightened Rabbit Pedestrian Verse
Genesis Nursery Cryme
Genesis A Trick of the Tail
Genesis Duke
Gentle Giant Acquiring the Taste
Gentle Giant Three Friends
Gentle Giant In a Glass House
Giant Squid The Ichthyologist
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas...
Gojira The Way of All Flesh
Green Day Dookie
Haggard Awaking The Centuries
Haruka Nakamura Twilight
Helmet Betty
Hole Live Through This
Hugh Laurie Didn't It Rain
Iced Earth The Dark Saga
Iced Earth Something Wicked This Way Comes
Imogen Heap Ellipse
Incubus Make Yourself
Incubus Morning View
Incubus S.C.I.E.N.C.E.
Ingrid Michaelson Girls And Boys
Into Eternity The Scattering of Ashes
Iron & Wine Our Endless Numbered Days
Iron & Wine The Creek Drank the Cradle
Iron & Wine The Shepherd's Dog
Iron Maiden Powerslave
Iron Maiden Somewhere in Time
Iron Maiden Iron Maiden
Iron Maiden Piece of Mind
Iron Maiden Killers
Iron Maiden Seventh Son of a Seventh Son
Iron Maiden The Final Frontier
Jag Panzer Casting the Stones
Jag Panzer Ample Destruction
James Brown Say It Loud, I'm Black And I'm Proud
Janelle Monae Metropolis Suite I of IV: The Chase
Jars Of Clay Jars Of Clay
Jeff Buckley Sketches for My Sweetheart the Drunk
Jethro Tull Minstrel in the Gallery
Jethro Tull Songs from the Wood
Joanna Newsom Have One on Me
John Butler Trio John Butler
John Zorn Spillane
Johnny Cash Orange Blossom Special
Jon Lajoie You Want Some Of This?
Jon Lajoie I Kill People
Joni Mitchell Court and Spark
Joni Mitchell Clouds
Joni Mitchell For the Roses
Journey Infinity
Journey Evolution
Journey Journey
Journey Next
Journey Greatest Hits
Journey Frontiers
Journey Generations
Journey Greatest Hits Live
Journey Captured
Journey Dream, After Dream
Judas Priest Defenders of the Faith
Judas Priest Screaming for Vengeance
Judas Priest Killing Machine
Justin Timberlake The 20/20 Experience: The Complete Experience
Kacey Musgraves Same Trailer Different Park
Kansas Leftoverture
Kansas Masque
Kansas Kansas
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Kashiwa Daisuke April. #02
Katatonia Brave Murder Day
Katatonia The Great Cold Distance
Katatonia Discouraged Ones
Katatonia Dance of December Souls
Kate Bush Aerial
Kate Bush The Sensual World
Kate Bush The Dreaming
Kate Bush The Kick Inside
Kate Bush 50 Words for Snow
Kate Nash Girl Talk
Kelly Clarkson My December
King Crimson Discipline
King Crimson The Power to Believe
King Crimson Lizard
King Crimson In the Wake of Poseidon
King Crimson THRAK
King's X Faith, Hope, Love
King's X Dogman
Kitaro Dream
Kitaro Astral Voyage
Kitaro The Light of the Spirit
Kitaro Tunhuang
Korn Korn
Kreator Coma of Souls
Kreator Extreme Aggression
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu CANDY CANDY
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Nandacollection
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Pikapika Fantajin
L7 Bricks Are Heavy
L7 Smell the Magic
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin III
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin II
Led Zeppelin How the West Was Won
Leonard Cohen Songs of Leonard Cohen
Lightning Bolt Wonderful Rainbow
Lightning Bolt Hypermagic Mountain
Lightning Bolt Lightning Bolt
I love this shit, gonna review it soon m/
Lily Chou-Chou Breathe
I can't believe no one has rated this yet. Beautiful stuff
Lindsey Buckingham Out of the Cradle
M.I.A. Matangi
Macy Gray On How Life Is
Madonna True Blue
Madonna Like a Prayer
Madonna Madonna
Make Them Suffer Neverbloom
Mariah Carey Daydream
Marissa Nadler Little Hells
Marissa Nadler July
Massive Attack Mezzanine
Massive Attack Blue Lines
Mastodon Crack the Skye
Matthew and the Atlas To the North
Matthew and the Atlas Kingdom of Your Own
Megadeth Killing Is My Business...
Melvins Houdini
Melvins Stag
Melvins Gluey Porch Treatments
Melvins Lysol
Melvins Stoner Witch
Meshuggah I
Meshuggah Chaosphere
Meshuggah None
Meshuggah Alive
Metallica Metal Up Your Ass
Metallica Death Magnetic
Michael Jackson Number Ones
Michael Jackson The Essential Michael Jackson
Miles Davis Jack Johnson
Missy Elliott Supa Dupa Fly
Momoiro Clover Z Battle and Romance
Momoiro Clover Z 5th Dimension
Morbid Angel Formulas Fatal to the Flesh
Morbid Angel Altars of Madness
Morbid Angel Blessed Are the Sick
Morbid Angel Heretic
Morbid Angel Abominations of Desolation
Morning Musume 3rd Love Paradise
Morning Musume No. 5
Mortification Mortification
Mother Love Bone Apple
Mudhoney My Brother The Cow
Mudhoney Mudhoney
Mudhoney Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge
Mudvayne L.D. 50
Muse Absolution
Musk Ox Musk Ox
Naglfar Sheol
Naglfar Pariah
Nas STILLmatic
Nas It Was Written
Necrophagist Epitaph
Neuraxis Trilateral Progression
Nevermore Enemies Of Reality
Nevermore Dead Heart In A Dead World
Nevermore The Politics of Ecstasy
Nevermore This Godless Endeavor
Nick Drake Way to Blue: An Introduction to Nick Drake
Nile In Their Darkened Shrines
Nirvana Bleach
Nirvana Blew
Nirvana Bleach (Deluxe Edition)
Nirvana Nevermind (Deluxe Edition)
Nitro O.F.R.
Norah Jones Come Away with Me
Norah Jones Feels Like Home
Obituary Slowly We Rot
October Falls Marras
October Falls The Womb of Primordial Nature
Oingo Boingo Dead Man's Party
Oingo Boingo Good for Your Soul
Om Pilgrimage
Opeth Morningrise
Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse
Opeth Ghost Reveries
Opeth Heritage
Orthrelm OV
Overkill Under the Influence
Overkill Taking Over
Overkill Feel the Fire
Overkill Ironbound
Overkill White Devil Armory
Pantera Vulgar Display of Power
Pearl Jam Vs.
Pestilence Testimony of the Ancients
Pestilence Malleus Maleficarum
Pete Seeger American Industrial Ballads
Phantogram Eyelid Movies
Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon
Pink Floyd The Piper at the Gates of Dawn
Pink Floyd Meddle
Pink Floyd The Division Bell
Pink Floyd Atom Heart Mother
Pink Floyd The Wall
Pink Floyd A Saucerful of Secrets
Pinkly Smooth Unfortunate Snort
Porcupine Tree The Sky Moves Sideways
Porcupine Tree Warszawa
Porcupine Tree Nil Recurring
Porcupine Tree Staircase Infinities
Porcupine Tree We Lost the Skyline
Porcupine Tree Moonloop
Portal (Cynic) Demo 1995
Portishead Portishead
Primus Sailing the Seas of Cheese
Primus Pork Soda
Prince Dirty Mind
Prince Parade
Prince Controversy
Prince The Very Best Of Prince
Queen Sheer Heart Attack
Queen News of the World
Queen Jazz
Queen Queen
Queen The Miracle
Queen The Game
Queen Live Killers
Queen Queen Rocks
Queensryche Rage for Order
Queensryche Queensryche EP
Radiohead The Bends
Rainbow Ritchie Blackmore's Rainbow
Ratt Out of the Cellar
Ratt Invasion of Your Privacy
Regina Spektor Soviet Kitsch
Regina Spektor Songs
Regina Spektor 11:11
Regina Spektor Begin To Hope
Regina Spektor Mary Ann Meets the Gravediggers
Regina Spektor Far
Regina Spektor Live in London
Repulsion Horrified
Right Said Fred Up
I'm too sexy for my car
Too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat
What do you think about that?
Ruins Tzomborgha
Ruins Mandala 2000
Rush Signals
Rush Power Windows
Rush Roll the Bones
Rush Vapor Trails Remixed
Sadist Above the Light
Sadist Sadist
Savatage Streets: A Rock Opera
Shakira ¿Dónde Están los Ladrones?
Shakira Oral Fixation Vol. 1
Shakira Shakira.
Dood you rated this higher than Symbolic what the fuck is wrong with you yadda yadda etc
She and Him Volume One
Shiina Ringo Heisei Fuuzoku
Shiina Ringo Gyakuyunyū: Kōwankyoku
Sia Colour the Small One
Simon and Garfunkel Bookends
Simon and Garfunkel Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme
Sinead O'Connor I Do Not Want What I Haven't Got
Sinead O'Connor How About I Be Me (And You Be You)?
Skillet Collide
Skillet Comatose
Slayer Reign in Blood
Slint Spiderland
Slipknot All Hope Is Gone
So-Cal Rocket Dynamics Too Bad She Won't Live
Sonic Youth Sister
Soundgarden Down on the Upside
Soundgarden Louder Than Love
Soundgarden A-Sides
Soundgarden Telephantasm
Soundtrack MegaMan Legends OST
Soundtrack Kill Bill Vol. 2 Original Soundtrack
Soundtrack The Legend of Korra: Original Music from Book One
Spermswamp Extreme Cream
One of pornogrind's great masterpieces
Splendora In the Grass
Staind Break the Cycle
Staind Staind
Starfucker Starfucker
Steel Panther Balls Out
Steppenwolf Steppenwolf
Steppenwolf The Second
Steve Perry Street Talk
Steven Wilson Grace for Drowning
Steven Wilson The Raven That Refused to Sing
Stevie Nicks Bella Donna
Stevie Nicks The Wild Heart
Stone Sour Stone Sour
Stone Temple Pilots Core
Stone Temple Pilots Purple
Stone Temple Pilots Thank You
Storm Corrosion Storm Corrosion
Strapping Young Lad Strapping Young Lad
Strapping Young Lad The New Black
Styx The Grand Illusion
Styx Crystal Ball
Sufjan Stevens Michigan
Sunn O))) Black One
Swans Filth
Symphony X The Odyssey
Symphony X Twilight in Olympus
Symphony X Paradise Lost
TAD Inhaler
TAD God's Balls
The Agonist Prisoners
The Beatles A Hard Day's Night
The Beatles Help!
The Black Dahlia Murder Miasma
The Black Dahlia Murder Nocturnal
The Black Dahlia Murder Ritual
The Civil Wars Barton Hollow
The Civil Wars The Civil Wars
The Dear Hunter Act II: The Meaning of, & All Things Regarding Ms. Leading
The Dear Hunter Act III: Life and Death
The Dear Hunter The Color Spectrum
The Delicious Bread Collection Make Love Wheat Bread
My yeast is rising
The Dillinger Escape Plan Miss Machine
The Faceless Planetary Duality
The Gaslight Anthem Handwritten
The Hold Steady Separation Sunday
The Jackson 5 ABC
The Knife Silent Shout
The Knife Shaking the Habitual
The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium
The Moody Blues In Search of the Lost Chord
The National Boxer
the pillows Fooly Cooly OST 1: Addict
The Pogues Rum Sodomy & the Lash
The Police Reggatta de Blanc
The Police Outlandos d'Amour
The Strokes Is This It
The Strokes Room on Fire
The Tallest Man on Earth Shallow Grave
The Tallest Man on Earth The Tallest Man on Earth
The Tallest Man on Earth Sometimes The Blues Is Just A Passing Bird
The Tallest Man on Earth There's No Leaving Now
The White Stripes Elephant
The White Stripes White Blood Cells
The White Stripes De Stijl
The Wonder Years The Greatest Generation
There Will Be Fireworks The Dark, Dark Bright
Thergothon Fhtagn-nagh Yog-Sothoth
Thousand Foot Krutch Phenomenon
Todd Terje It's Album Time
Tomoe Shinohara Super Model
Tool Aenima
Toto Toto
Tourniquet Stop the Bleeding
Tourniquet Pathogenic Ocular Dissonance
Trvth Black Horse Plague
Fantastic album, cap'n! Review coming tonight, and I'll be sure to give a very high mark to this thing. You deserve it =)
Trvth Approaching
Ulver Bergtatt
Ulver Blood Inside
Underoath The Changing of Times
Underoath Cries of the Past
Utada Hikaru ULTRA BLUE
Uyama Hiroto A Son Of The Sun
Van Canto A Storm to Come
Van Halen Van Halen
Vangelis Blade Runner Soundtrack
Vektor Outer Isolation
Venom The Waste Lands
Voivod The Outer Limits
Voivod Target Earth
W.A.S.P. The Headless Children
Wolf Black Wings
Wolf Ravenous
X Japan Blue Blood
X Japan Jealousy
Yanni Keys To Imagination
Yanni Chameleon Days
Yes Relayer
Yes Going for the One
Yes The Yes Album
Yes Drama

3.8 excellent
At the Gates Slaughter of the Soul
Coroner R.I.P.
Dio Killing The Dragon
Meshuggah Contradictions Collapse
Morbid Angel Domination
Porcupine Tree Up the Downstair
Taylor Swift Speak Now
Tourniquet Where Moth and Rust Destroy

3.7 great
Adele 21
Avenged Sevenfold City of Evil
Dio The Last in Line
Rush Fly by Night
Shakira Pies Descalzos
Winger Winger

3.6 great
Opeth Still Life
Zombie Testicles Zombie Testicles
AOTY, no exceptions

3.5 great
7 Year Bitch Sick' Em
7 Year Bitch ¡Viva Zapata!
a-ha Minor Earth Major Sky
a-ha Analogue
Agalloch Marrow of the Spirit
Alice in Chains Greatest Hits
Alice in Chains We Die Young
Alice in Chains The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here
My anus is prepared, Alice in Chains... my anus is prepared.
Alicia Keys Unplugged
Alicia Keys As I Am
All Shall Perish Awaken the Dreamers
Amy Winehouse Frank
Angelfire Angelfire
Animal Collective Campfire Songs
Anthrax State of Euphoria
Anthrax Sound of White Noise
Anthrax Fistful of Metal
Arab on Radar Yahweh or the Highway
Arcade Fire Neon Bible
Arch Enemy Anthems of Rebellion
At the Drive-In Acrobatic Tenement
Atheist Elements
Attila (Billy Joel) Attila
Avril Lavigne Under My Skin
Babes In Toyland Spanking Machine
Babes In Toyland Nemesisters
Behold... The Arctopus Nano-Nucleonic Cyborg Summoning EP
Billie Joe Armstrong/Norah Jones Foreverly
Billy Joel Cold Spring Harbor
Billy Joel Turnstiles
Billy Joel Glass Houses
Billy Joel River Of Dreams
Black Dice Creature Comforts
Black Dice Broken Ear Record
Black Lab See The Sun
Black Lab Passion Leaves A Trace
Blind Guardian Follow the Blind
Blind Guardian A Twist in the Myth
Bob Dylan Bob Dylan
Bob Dylan Modern Times
Bon Jovi Slippery When Wet
Boston Third Stage
Bruno Mars Unorthodox Jukebox
Bullet for My Valentine Scream, Aim, Fire
Cannibal Corpse Eaten Back to Life
Cannibal Corpse Butchered at Birth
Carly Rae Jepsen Tug of War
Carnifex Hell Chose Me
Christina Aguilera Back to Basics
Christina Grimmie Find Me
Coldplay A Rush of Blood to the Head
Coldplay Parachutes
Coldplay Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends
Coldplay Ghost Stories
Complete Freedom Exit
Cryptopsy Whisper Supremacy
Cynic Carbon-Based Anatomy
Daft Punk Musique Vol. 1 (1993-2005)
Daft Punk Tron: Legacy
Dc Talk Free at Last
Deadmau5 Random Album Title
Deadmau5 Get Scraped
Death Leprosy
Deerhoof Halfbird
Devin Townsend Project Addicted
DJ Shadow The Private Press
DragonForce The Power Within
Too many dragons
Drake Take Care
Drake Bell Telegraph
Drake Bell Ready Steady Go!
I miss andcas
Dream Theater Falling into Infinity
Dream Theater Octavarium
Dream Theater A Dramatic Turn of Events
Dream Theater Dream Theater
Earth Pentastar: In The Style Of Demons
Ellie Goulding Lights
Emerson, Lake and Palmer Brain Salad Surgery
Emerson, Lake and Palmer Pictures at an Exhibition
Eminem Recovery
Enya A Day Without Rain
Enya Enya
Enya The Very Best Of Enya
Fantomas Fantomas
Fleetwood Mac Tango In The Night
Fleetwood Mac Bare Trees
Florence and the Machine KCRW's Morning Becomes Eclectic
Florence and the Machine Lungs: The B-Sides
Florence and the Machine MTV Unplugged
Foo Fighters In Your Honor
Frank Zappa Jazz From Hell
Frank Zappa Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch
fun. Aim and Ignite
Genesis Wind & Wuthering
Genesis ...And Then There Were Three...
Genesis Invisible Touch
Gentle Giant Gentle Giant
Gentle Giant Free Hand
Girls' Generation Oh!
Gojira From Mars to Sirius
Gojira Terra Incognita
Gojira Possessed
Great White Once Bitten....
Great White ...Twice Shy
Green Day American Idiot
Green River Rehab Doll
Green River Dry As a Bone
Haken The Mountain
Helmet Aftertaste
Hole Pretty On The Inside
Ian Anderson The Secret Language of Birds
Ian Anderson Thick as a Brick 2
Imogen Heap I Megaphone
Incubus Fungus Amongus
Ingrid Michaelson Lights Out
Iwrestledabearonce It's All Happening
Janelle Monae The Audition
Jars Of Clay Much Afraid
Jay-Z and Kanye West Watch the Throne
Jethro Tull Aqualung
Jethro Tull A Passion Play
John Zorn The Big Gundown
Johnny Cash American Recordings
Joni Mitchell Turbulent Indigo
Journey Escape
Journey Arrival
Journey Departure
Journey Look Into the Future
Journey The Essential Journey (2-Disc)
Judas Priest British Steel
Justin Timberlake FutureSex/LoveSounds
Justin Vernon Hazeltons
Kansas Audio-Visions
Katatonia Tonight's Decision
Katatonia Night Is the New Day
Kate Nash Made of Bricks
Kate Nash My Best Friend Is You
King Crimson Beat
King Crimson Larks' Tongues in Aspic
Larks' Tongues in Ass Dick!!!
King Crimson Starless and Bible Black
King Crimson Three of a Perfect Pair
Korn Life Is Peachy
Korn Follow the Leader
Lacuna Coil Unleashed Memories
Lady Gaga The Fame
Lady Gaga The Fame Monster
Lana Del Rey Paradise
Led Zeppelin Physical Graffiti
Lightning Bolt Ride The Skies
Lightning Bolt Earthly Delights
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory
Linkin Park Meteora
Linkin Park The Hunting Party
Linking Park is Back with bang! Be ready to be Hunted!
M.I.A. Arular
Macintosh Plus FLORAL SHOPPE
Macklemore and Ryan Lewis VS.
Macklemore and Ryan Lewis The Heist
Macy Gray The Id
Madonna Like a Virgin
Mariah Carey Butterfly
Mariah Carey Mariah Carey
Maroon 5 Songs About Jane
Mastodon Leviathan
Megadeth So Far, So Good... So What!
Megadeth Risk
Melvins Ozma
Meshuggah Nothing
Metallica Load
Metallica Metallica
Metallica Beyond Magnetic
Michael Jackson Bad
Michael Jackson Dangerous
Michael Jackson HIStory: Past, Present and Future, Book I
Michael Jackson Got to Be There
Michael Jackson Ben
Michael Jackson Forever Michael
Michael Jackson Xscape
Morbid Angel Gateways to Annihilation
Mudvayne The End of All Things to Come
Mudvayne Lost and Found
Napalm Death Scum
Nas Untitled
Necrophagist Necrophagist
Neuraxis Truth Beyond...
Nevermore Nevermore
Nevermore The Obsidian Conspiracy
Nile Those Whom the Gods Detest
Nirvana Hormoaning
Norah Jones The Fall
Norah Jones Featuring Norah Jones
Oingo Boingo Boi-ngo
Oingo Boingo Dark At the End of the Tunnel
Oingo Boingo So-Lo
OneRepublic Native
Orthrelm 2nd 18/04 & Norildivoth Crallos-Lomrixth Urthiln
Overkill Relix IV
Overkill I Hear Black
Pantera Far Beyond Driven
Pantera Reinventing the Steel
Pantera Power Metal
Paramore All We Know Is Falling
Paramore Brand New Eyes
Pearl Jam Vitalogy
Pearl Jam Yield
Pearl Jam No Code
Pearl Jam Lightning Bolt
Pharrell G I R L
Prince Prince
Prince The Black Album
Prince Lovesexy
Queen A Kind of Magic
Queensryche Promised Land
Queensryche Tribe
Radiohead The King of Limbs
Rush 2112
Rush Vapor Trails
Rush Feedback
Rush Rush
Rush Counterparts
Rush Snakes & Arrows
Sakura Gakuin 2010 ~Message~
Sakura Gakuin Sakura Gakuin 2010 ~Friends~
Savatage The Hall of the Mountain King
Savatage The Dungeons Are Calling
Shakira Oral Fixation Vol. 2
Shakira Grandes Exitos
Shakira Sale El Sol
She and Him Volume Two
Sia Some People Have Real Problems
Simon and Garfunkel Wednesday Morning, 3 A.M.
Sinead O'Connor Universal Mother
Skillet Alien Youth
Slayer Seasons in the Abyss
Slayer Christ Illusion
Slipknot Mate. Feed. Kill. Repeat.
Soundgarden Ultramega OK
Soundgarden Screaming Life
Soundgarden King Animal
Steel Panther Hole Patrol
Steven Wilson Insurgentes
Stone Sour Come What(ever) May
Stone Temple Pilots Tiny Music... Songs from the Vatican...
Styx Equinox
Suicide Silence You Can't Stop Me
Survivor Eye of the Tiger
Survivor Vital Signs
Symphony X The Damnation Game
Symphony X V: The New Mythology Suite
Symphony X Iconoclast
Taylor Swift Fearless
Taylor Swift Red
Well Omaha, I guess you called fucking dibs this time... bastard >:[
The Beatles Revolver
The Beatles Let It Be
The Beatles Please Please Me
The Beatles Beatles for Sale
The Black Dahlia Murder Deflorate
The Pogues Hell's Ditch
There Will Be Fireworks There Will Be Fireworks
There Will Be Fireworks Because, Because
Thousand Foot Krutch The Flame in All of Us
Tomoe Shinohara Megaphone Speaks
Tool Undertow
Tool 10,000 Days
Tourniquet Vanishing Lessons
Tourniquet Antiseptic Bloodbath
Trvth Alpha
Trvth Proverbial
Ulver Perdition City
Ulver Wars of the Roses
Underoath Act of Depression
Underoath Define the Great Line
Usher Confessions
Van Halen Women and Children First
Voivod Angel Rat
Voivod Phobos
Voivod Rrroooaaarrr
Voivod War and Pain
Voivod Infini
W.A.S.P. Kill, Fuck, Die
Winds Of Plague Decimate The Weak
Winds Of Plague The Great Stone War
Wolf Legions of Bastards
Yanni Optimystique
Yanni Out of Silence
Yes Tales from Topographic Oceans
Yes Time and a Word
Yes 90125

3.4 great
Opeth Pale Communion
The flowers of Opeth Mapplethorpe

3.3 great
Guns N' Roses Appetite for Destruction
Iced Earth Dystopia
Miranda Lambert Revolution
Porcupine Tree Stupid Dream
A 4.2? Are you fucking kidding me?
Tourniquet Crawl to China

3.2 good
Avenged Sevenfold Sounding the Seventh Trumpet
Cynic Re-Traced
Opeth Damnation
Suicide Silence The Cleansing
RIP Mitch, you are missed. 1 like = 1 motorcycle

3.0 good
Adele 19
Agalloch The Serpent and the Sphere
Alice in Chains Sap
Alicia Keys Girl on Fire
Anal Cunt It Just Gets Worse
Anal Cunt 40 More Reasons To Hate Us
Anthrax We've Come for You All
Avenged Sevenfold Warmness on the Soul
Avenged Sevenfold Diamonds in the Rough
Avenged Sevenfold Nightmare
Avril Lavigne The Best Damn Thing
Bob Dylan Christmas in the Heart
Bon Jovi Bon Jovi
Boston Walk On
Carly Rae Jepsen Kiss
Carnifex Dead in My Arms
Cattle Decapitation Monolith of Inhumanity
Cher All I Really Want to Do
Cher Believe
Children of Bodom Hate Crew Deathroll
Children of Bodom Are You Dead Yet?
Coldplay Mylo Xyloto
Daft Punk Human After All
Dc Talk Nu Thang
Dc Talk Welcome to the Freak Show
Deafheaven Sunbather
Devin Townsend Project Deconstruction
The staff seem to hate Townsend when he's not in Strapping Young Lad. What a shame.
Devin Townsend Project Epicloud
"As far as I'm concerned, Lady Gaga has 5 dicks, a vagina the size of the grand canyon, and an ass with a surface that looks like the moon" -InfidelAmsterdam

This is totally gonna rule
Disney Soundtracks Frozen: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
Disturbed The Sickness
DJ Shadow The Less You Know, the Better
DragonForce Sonic Firestorm
DragonForce Inhuman Rampage
Dream Theater When Dream and Day Unite
Dream Theater Black Clouds & Silver Linings
Dry Satire Demo
It's almost worth the mounds of satirical claims it receives.
Ed Sheeran +
Enya Amarantine
Enya And Winter Came...
Escape the Fate Dying Is Your Latest Fashion
Fleetwood Mac Say You Will
Fleetwood Mac Mystery To Me
Fleetwood Mac Future Games
Florence and the Machine A Lot of Love. A Lot of Blood.
fun. Some Nights
Gentle Giant Interview
Gentle Giant Civilian
Haggard Tales of Ithiria
Iced Earth Iced Earth
Incubus A Crow Left of the Murder...
Incubus Light Grenades
Iron Maiden Fear of the Dark
Jethro Tull War Child
Jethro Tull Too Old To Rock 'n' Roll: Too Young To Die!
Job for a Cowboy Ruination
Journey Raised On Radio
Journey Eclipse
Judas Priest Rocka Rolla
Justin Timberlake The 20/20 Experience 2 of 2
Kansas Monolith
Katy Perry Prism
Kelly Clarkson All I Ever Wanted
Kid Rock Devil Without A Cause
Korn Issues
Korn The Paradigm Shift
Lady Gaga Artpop
More like Shitpop!!!

Am I original yet???
Lana Del Rey Lana Del Ray a.k.a Lizzy Grant
Lana Del Rey Lana Del Rey
Led Zeppelin Presence
Led Zeppelin In Through the Out Door
Led Zeppelin Houses of the Holy
Limp Bizkit The Unquestionable Truth [Part 1]
Limp Bizkit Significant Other
Limp Bizkit Gold Cobra
M.I.A. Maya
Macy Gray Big
Macy Gray The Sellout
Maroon 5 It Won't Be Soon Before Long
Maroon 5 The B-Side Collection
Mastodon Blood Mountain
Megadeth Cryptic Writings
Men Without Hats Rhythm of Youth
Meshuggah Catch Thirtythree
Michael Jackson Invincible
Michael Jackson Music & Me
Motionless in White Creatures
Muse Origin of Symmetry
Neuraxis Imagery
Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
Neutral Milk Hotel On Avery Island
Oasis (What's the Story) Morning Glory?
Paramore Paramore
Pharrell In My Mind
Pink M!ssundaztood
Pink Floyd Obscured by Clouds
Pink Floyd Ummagumma
Pink Floyd More
Porcupine Tree On the Sunday of Life
Prince Batman
Queen Hot Space
Queensryche American Soldier
Radiohead Amnesiac
Radiohead Pablo Honey
Rush Caress of Steel
Rush Hold Your Fire
Rush Presto
Rush Test for Echo
Shakira She Wolf
Slayer South of Heaven
Slayer Divine Intervention
Slayer Undisputed Attitude
Slipknot Vol. 3: (The Subliminal Verses)
Slipknot Iowa
Stone Temple Pilots No. 4
Strapping Young Lad Heavy as a Really Heavy Thing
Suicide Silence No Time to Bleed
Sunn O))) ØØ Void
Symphony X Symphony X
Taylor Swift Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift Beautiful Eyes
Taylor Swift Speak Now World Tour
The Beatles The Beatles
The Beatles With the Beatles
The Civil Wars Unplugged On VH1
The Shaggs Philosophy of the World
Theory of a Deadman Theory of a Deadman
Thousand Foot Krutch Welcome to the Masquerade
tobyMac Momentum
tobyMac Welcome to Diverse City
Torsofuck High Level Cannibalistic Violence (Demo)
Torsofuck were still evolving and developing their sound at this point; this was their first step. Their next album, Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy, would be a HUGE improvement and become known as a death metal classic. Listen to this for a glimpse of what the band used to sound like.
Train Drops of Jupiter
Ulver The Marriage of Heaven and Hell
Usher Raymond v. Raymond
Usher Looking 4 Myself
Voivod Katorz
Voivod Voivod
Yanni Truth of Touch
Yes Yes

2.8 good
Metallica Through the Never
I wonder who got paid to spend five seconds putting together this masterpiece of a live album... o wait

2.5 average
( O_o) ( O___o)
It's almost worth the mounds of hyperbolic (O_o)s it receives
Anthrax Volume 8: The Threat Is Real
Avenged Sevenfold Hail to the King
Sometimes when I'm alone in the bathtub......
Avril Lavigne Goodbye Lullaby
Black Veil Brides Wretched and Divine: The Story of the Wild Ones
Bruno Mars Doo-Wops & Hooligans
Cannibal Corpse Tomb of the Mutilated
Carly Rae Jepsen Curiosity
Coldplay X & Y
Cynic Kindly Bent to Free Us
It's almost worth the mounds of boring mediocre claims it receives.
Death Grips Exmilitary
Devin Townsend Ziltoid the Omniscient
DJ Shadow The Outsider
Emmure Goodbye to the Gallows
Fleetwood Mac Mr. Wonderful
Genesis From Genesis to Revelation
Genesis Abacab
Genesis We Can't Dance
Gentle Giant The Missing Piece
Haken Aquarius
Haken Visions
Iced Earth The Crucible of Man
Iced Earth Plagues of Babylon
Imagine Dragons Night Visions
Iron Maiden The X Factor
Jack White Lazaretto
The kind of album that makes me roll around in dirt or yodel to the sky while taking a shit in Jack White's mouth
because of this album's mediocrity

The kind of album that causes someone to create unpleasant, disgusting depictions of fecal acts to describe an
album's poor quality
Joanna Newsom The Milk-Eyed Mender
Job for a Cowboy Genesis
Journey Revelation
Judas Priest Turbo
Judas Priest Nostradamus
Justin Timberlake Justified
Kansas Power
Kanye West Yeezus
Kelly Clarkson Thankful
Kelly Clarkson Stronger
Kesha Cannibal
Kesha Warrior
King Crimson Islands
Korn Untouchables
Led Zeppelin Coda
Limp Bizkit Three Dollar Bill Y'all$
Linkin Park Living Things
Lostprophets The Betrayed
Maroon 5 Hands All Over
Megadeth Endgame
Megadeth Th1rt3en
Meshuggah Koloss
Fade's legacy lives on.
Metallica St. Anger
Mike Posner 31 Minutes To Takeoff
Nas I Am...
Necrophagist Requiems of Festered Gore
Nervosa Victim of Yourself
Nickelback Silver Side Up
Nickelback All the Right Reasons
Nile Ithyphallic
Norah Jones Not Too Late
Oasis Definitely Maybe
Oasis Be Here Now
Periphery Clear
Queen The Works
Queen Queen's First E.P.
Queensryche Empire
Queensryche Hear in the Now Frontier
Queensryche Operation: Mindcrime II
Sadist Lego
Selena Gomez and the Scene When The Sun Goes Down
Skillet Awake
Skillet Rise
Skrillex More Monsters and Sprites
Slayer God Hates Us All
Slayer Diabolus in Musica
Slayer World Painted Blood
Slipknot Slipknot
Soundtrack Spider-Man
Styx Kilroy Was Here
Styx The Serpent Is Rising
Swans The Seer
The Beatles Magical Mystery Tour
The Beatles Yellow Submarine
Theory of a Deadman Gasoline
Thousand Foot Krutch Set It Off (Remastered)
Trvth Earth is Dust
I really wanted to like the top soundoff, but the formatting looks so choppy that it looks like ass. Sorry
Usher Here I Stand
Venom At War With Satan
Voivod Negatron
Weezer Maladroit
Weezer Weezer
Weezer Hurley
Whitney Houston The Bodyguard: Original Soundtrack Album
Wicked Wisdom Wicked Wisdom
Wintersun Time I
Yes Union
Yes Tormato

2.4 average
Bob Dylan Dylan
Lacuna Coil Broken Crown Halo

2.3 average
Death Scream Bloody Gore
This is caveman metal. It's primitive and it just damn puts me to sleep!
Flo Rida Wild Ones
Katy Perry Teenage Dream
Lady Gaga Born This Way
Muse Black Holes and Revelations

2.2 poor
Judas Priest Redeemer of Souls
No KK, no Priest
Suicide Silence The Black Crown

2.0 poor
Anthrax Stomp 442
Arch Enemy Khaos Legions
Asking Alexandria Stand Up and Scream
Avril Lavigne Avril Lavigne
Great, it's not even Halloween yet and the goth drag show has already returned. Fuck it, I'm out
Behold... The Arctopus Horrorscension
Black Veil Brides We Stitch These Wounds
Black Veil Brides Set the World on Fire
Bon Jovi Lost Highway
Boston Corporate America
Britney Spears ...Baby One More Time
Carnifex The Diseased and Poisoned
Cryptopsy The Unspoken King
Dc Talk Dc Talk
Deadmau5 >album title goes here<
Death Grips The Money Store
Death Grips Government Plates
Dio Holy Diver
I love Ronnie James Dio for sure, but I acknowledge when something is crap. This is boring, generic hard rock that's somehow considered heavy metal... and considered a metal masterpiece at that. I only gave Symbolic a 3.5 and Obzen a 1.5 (now a 1), but I can still see how other people would love those records. This is one of those few records where I not only don't understand the heaps of praise, but perhaps I never will. I love Dio in Black Sabbath and Rainbow, but this is so boring and bland. I don't care about any talk about how "it's all about the riffz" or the "whole thing goes hard, agreed." Dio's vocals aren't the problem here, it's the damn music.
Dream Theater Systematic Chaos
Ed Sheeran x
El Grupo Nuevo de Omar Rodriguez-Lopez Cryptomnesia
Emerson, Lake and Palmer Love Beach
Emmure The Respect Issue
Emmure Speaker of the Dead
Five Finger Death Punch American Capitalist
Flo Rida R.O.O.T.S.
Gentle Giant Giant for a Day
Glass Hammer Chronometree
Iggy Azalea The New Classic
She's an arrogant little shit with a big mouth and bad music. This album's inconsistency in terms of both mood and music is its biggest blunder, and no amount of forced charisma or semi-decent rapping can save that. Pass.
Incubus If Not Now, When?
Insane Clown Posse Bang! Pow! Boom!
Iron Maiden No Prayer for the Dying
Justin Bieber Believe
Katy Perry One of the Boys
Kesha Animal
King Crimson The ConstruKction of Light
Korn Untitled
Lil B 05 Fuck Em
I know this will probably get lost in the soundoffs, but when Im home alone I like to go out in my garden and cover myself in dirt and pretend im a carrot.
Limp Bizkit Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog...
Rolling could either mean driving a car, rolling a cigarette, making some bread, falling down a hill, trying to put yourself out when your on fire or playing zelda on the n64.
Linkin Park Minutes to Midnight
Linkin Park A Thousand Suns
Megadeth Super Collider
Meshuggah obZen
I hate this album. I hate this album. I hate this album. I hate this album. Album I really
hate = this. Woe is me and all others tortured by this album. I certainly can't bring myself
to enjoy this album. Don't give me this album. This album shouldn't be any Christmas present
of mine. I'd like to burn this album. This album brings me to tears with its sheer presence.
I hate this album. I hate this album. I hate this album. I hate this album.

Worst album ever?

Metallica Reload
Gimme fo gimme fi
Michael Jackson Michael
Miley Cyrus Bangerz
My goal is not to wake up at 40 with the bitter realization that I've wasted my life in a job I hate because I was
forced to listen to Miley's bloody aural rape in my teens.
Morbid Angel Illud Divinum Insanus
Motionless in White Infamous
Muse Showbiz
Nas Nastradamus
Nickelback The Long Road
Nickelback The State
Nickelback Curb
Oasis Heathen Chemistry
Oasis Standing on the Shoulder of Giants
Oasis Don't Believe the Truth
Oasis Dig Out Your Soul
Opeth Deliverance
Owl City Ocean Eyes
Pantera I Am the Night
Pantera Metal Magic
Pantera Projects in the Jungle
Periphery Periphery
Pink Floyd The Final Cut
Queen Flash Gordon
Queensryche Q2K
Robin Thicke Sex Therapy
Selena Gomez and the Scene Kiss and Tell
Skillet Hey You, I Love Your Soul
Skrillex Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites
It sounds like androids fucking. I mean, I'm a pretty open-minded guy and I'd be down to try and fuck a robot, but I don't believe Sonny represents this act very well... not that I'd know...
Skrillex Bangarang
Swans To Be Kind
Such album
Much swans
So hyperbole

But will there be riffs of truth???
Switched Subject to Change
The Black Eyed Peas The E.N.D. (The Energy Never Dies)
The Faceless Autotheism
I can fit a tire inside my ass
Theory of a Deadman Scars and Souvenirs
Torsofuck As Semen Blends with Rot
A big step backward from Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy, which has become recognized today as a
death metal classic. Plenty of the typical Torsofuck traits are present, but the whole thing
isn't assembled with as much passion or intensity. It sounds a bit tired, frankly. The
compositions are much weaker as well, not exactly living up to the standards they set. So as
of this soundoff, Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy is the band's sole stroke of genius. Hopefully
learn from the weak points of this album and create something a bit more stronger next time.
Venom Black Metal
Venom Welcome to Hell
Weezer Pinkerton
Weezer The Green Album
Weezer The Red Album

1.5 very poor
All That Remains A War You Cannot Win
Arch Enemy War Eternal
Jeffy: What does "woe" mean?

Daria: It's like the feeling you'd get if Arch Enemy made the same shitty album over and over again for 10 years.

Jeffy: Whoa!

Daria: See?
Black Sabbath Born Again
Black Sabbath Forbidden
Blood on the Dance Floor Bad Blood
Blood on the Dance Floor Bitchcraft
Mud on the france whore
Bon Jovi What About Now
Boston Life, Love & Hope
Listening to Boston's newest work after hearing their classic material is like having your girlfriend lovingly stroke your genitals and then promptly eating them. Promising start, leading to painful bloody regret
Chief Keef Finally Rich
Childish Gambino Camp
Children of Bodom Blooddrunk
Children of Bodom Relentless Reckless Forever
Christina Aguilera Bionic
Emmure Eternal Enemies
Bring your junz to school
Falling in Reverse The Drug in Me Is You
Falling in Reverse Fashionably Late
Five Finger Death Punch The Wrong Side of Heaven and The Righteous Side...
Five Finger Death Punch The Wrong Side of Heaven... Vol. 2
Frank Zappa Lumpy Gravy (Capitol Version)
Genesis Calling All Stations
Green Day 21st Century Breakdown
Hinder Extreme Behavior
Hunter Hayes Hunter Hayes
Issues Issues
Journey Trial By Fire
Justin Bieber My World 2.0
Justin Bieber Under the Mistletoe
Kansas Drastic Measures
Kenny G. Breathless
Korn The Path of Totality
Korn + dubstep = PopKorn
Linkin Park Recharged
Maroon 5 Overexposed
Overexposed to shit-ass songwriting, sure
Miley Cyrus Breakout
Miley Cyrus The Time of Our Lives
Miley Cyrus Can't Be Tamed
Muse The Resistance
Nickelback Dark Horse
Nickelback Here and Now
Oceano Depths
Oceano Contagion
Periphery Periphery II: This Time It's Personal
"when the vocalist isnt gurgling cum the guitars come forward and djent jun jdinf doiningig ri mean thats all they do"rCouldn't have stated it better myself
Pink Floyd A Momentary Lapse of Reason
Pitbull Planet Pit
Me not working hard?
Yea right picture that with a kodak
And better yet, go to times square
Take a picture of me with a kodak
Savatage Fight for the Rock
Snow White's Poison Bite Dr. Gruesome And The Gruesome Gory Horror Show
Train California 37
Why does Pat Monahan insist on comparing his love to garbage? I mean shit, give yourself a little more credit than that
Waking the Cadaver Real-Life Death
Weezer Make Believe
Yes Big Generator
One of the most mind-blowingly awful albums in existence. If you like 80s pop, don't listen. If you like prog music, this will make you bareback a gorilla while tearing your hair out. If you like Yes, well, you'll die of music poisoning. It's a real condition, trust me
Yes Heaven and Earth
Ah shit, not again :/

1.0 awful
5 Seconds of Summer 5 Seconds of Summer
Avenged Sevenfold Avenged Sevenfold
Black Tongue Falsifier
Blood on the Dance Floor It's Hard to Be a Diamond...
Blood on the Dance Floor Let's Start a Riot
Blood on the Dance Floor All the Rage
Blood on the Dance Floor Evolution
Bullet for My Valentine Temper Temper
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Trout Mask Replica
Years later and it still manages to rape the ears. Avoid this vile shit stain at all costs
Emmure Felony
Hinder Take It to the Limit
Hinder All American Nightmare
Hinder Welcome to the Freakshow
Justin Bieber My World
Limp Bizkit Results May Vary
Muse The 2nd Law
Nickelback The Best of Nickelback Volume 1
Oceano Incisions
Pitbull Rebelution
Pitbull's like I'm sort of a person's senses intertwine. In the corner in terms of vocal range and dizzy and I want to be
Queensryche Frequency Unknown
Robin Thicke Blurred Lines
Robin Thicke Paula
Can't this dickchesse just fuck off already? His singing sucks ass, his lyrics are shit, his ego is inflated to biblical proportions, and his performance with Miley Cyrus is still occupying my mind because of how mindblowingly awful it was. Paula is just as bad as Blurred Lines and there's absolutely no merit to this "work" whatsoever. Stop shelling out money for this garbage and buy a cup of coffee instead
Skrillex Make It Bun Dem After Hours
The Black Eyed Peas The Beginning
Theory of a Deadman The Truth Is...
Waking the Cadaver Demo
Waking the Cadaver Beyond Cops, Beyond God
Weezer Raditude #Willpower

Black Tongue Born Hanged
"Whoever wrote this review needs to swallow there bullshit and keep there shitty opinions to there self, black tongue are slow tempo and brutal, this is what beatdown mixed with deathcore should sound like! A genre has a specific sound to it and black tongue is a great mixture of these two genres, FUCK THAT REVIEW:L" -Facebook comment

The fanbase is full of morons...

Born Hanged 2 probably confirmed :/
Blood on the Dance Floor EPIC
DragonForce Ultra Beatdown
Emmure Slave to the Game
I'd like to chop off Frankie's dick and feed it to my dogs, but I'd also like to know that even dogs have taste.
Hello Kitty Suicide Club Discography
I think Hong Tam might like this.I think Hong Tam might like this.I think Hong Tam might like this.I think Hong Tam might like this.I think Hong Tam might like this.I think Hong Tam might like this.rrrr
Hello Kitty Suicide Club ^_^
omg guys it's CUTE OVERLOAD :D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D そう、可愛い陽気と残酷

EDIT: Japanese text, Y U NO SHOW UP
Queensryche Dedicated to Chaos
R.I.P. Queensryche 1981-2011
Waking the Cadaver Perverse Recollections of a Necromangler
Cream of the crop? More like shit of the dick. The experience is about as bad as being ass-raped by a moist gorilla while being eaten alive by a bloodthirsty gazelle. I like shredded wheat as much as anyone else, but this dumps ass on the eardrums

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