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5.0 classic
Alice In Chains Dirt
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command
Billy Joel The Stranger
Bjork Homogenic
To give this a 5/5 feels like an insult to Miss Guomundsdottir. If I could give this a 10/5,
I instantly would. Hail to the queen.
Bjork Vespertine
Gentle Giant The Power and the Glory
Jeff Buckley Grace
Judas Priest Painkiller
Judas Priest Sad Wings of Destiny
Katatonia Last Fair Deal Gone Down
Kreator Pleasure to Kill
Nas Illmatic
Nick Drake Five Leaves Left
Norah Jones Little Broken Hearts
Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here
Porcupine Tree Lightbulb Sun
Prince Purple Rain
Queen A Night at the Opera
Regina Spektor Begin To Hope
Rush Hemispheres
Shiina Ringo Shouso Strip
Objectively the best album ever made. If you disagree, you're wrong :D
The Tallest Man on Earth The Wild Hunt
Ulver Nattens Madrigal
luv. truth. this is luv, real luv, between me and fuzz. buzz. buzzing guitars and dark sounds. loud noises. buzz and fuzz I make luv to. faith. such faith I feel in fantasy and nights away from america. norway is where my luv lies, squirting like a blunderbuss, you give luv, I bring la revolucion. not like french peeps, like norwegian peeps; it was a figure of speech, alrighty? luv's back in style and ulver's in the game. proud and loud, my peeps
X Japan Art of Life

4.9 classic
Between The Buried And Me Colors

4.8 classic
Basil Poledouris Conan The Barbarian
Mr. Bungle Disco Volante
Soundtrack Jade Cocoon OST
The Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity

4.7 superb
Bob Dylan Bringing It All Back Home
Children of Bodom Hatebreeder
Cryptopsy Blasphemy Made Flesh
Darkthrone The Underground Resistance
Death The Sound of Perseverance
Disney Soundtracks The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Genesis Foxtrot
Gustav Holst The Planets, Op. 32
King Crimson Red
Michael Jackson Thriller
Pantera Cowboys from Hell
Quasi Featuring "Birds"
Slayer Hell Awaits
Steel Panther All You Can Eat
Oh hellyeah, can't wait m/
Tourniquet Microscopic View of a Telescopic Realm
Yes Close to the Edge

4.6 superb
Black Sabbath Black Sabbath
Death Human
Enya Shepherd Moons
Heathen Victims of Deception
John Coltrane My Favorite Things

4.5 superb
a-ha 25
Alice In Chains Jar of Flies
Alice In Chains Alice in Chains
Alice In Chains Black Gives Way to Blue
Alicia Keys Songs in A Minor
Anata Under a Stone With No Inscription
Animal Collective Merriweather Post Pavilion
Antestor Martyrium
Anthrax Among the Living
Antonio Vivaldi The Four Seasons
Apator Masturbate in Praise of Black Satan
Aretha Franklin I Never Loved A Man The Way I Love You
Atheist Unquestionable Presence
Ayreon The Human Equation
Bathory Bathory
Big Black Songs About Fucking
Bjork Post
Bjork Debut
Black Sabbath Master of Reality
Blotted Science The Machinations Of Dementia
Blue Cheer Vincebus Eruptum
Blue Oyster Cult Secret Treaties
Bob Dylan Highway 61 Revisited
Bob Dylan Blood on the Tracks
Bob Dylan The Times They Are A-Changin'
Carcass Heartwork
Carcass Surgical Steel
Charles Mingus The Clown
Children of Bodom Follow the Reaper
Children of Bodom Something Wild
Corrupted Paso Inferior
Cradle of Filth Dusk... and Her Embrace
Cryptopsy None So Vile
Cynic Focus
Cynic Traced in Air
Darkthrone A Blaze in the Northern Sky
Darkthrone Transilvanian Hunger
Death Spiritual Healing
Deerhoof The Milk Man
Def Leppard Pyromania
Devin Townsend Terria
Dream Theater Images and Words
Dream Theater Awake
Dusty Springfield Dusty in Memphis
Earth Earth 2
Edvard Grieg Peer Gynt, Op. 23
Electric Wizard Dopethrone
Emerson, Lake and Palmer Emerson, Lake & Palmer
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP
Enya Watermark
Enya Paint The Sky With Stars
Florence and the Machine Ceremonials
Frank Sinatra In The Wee Small Hours
Frank Zappa Hot Rats
Frederic Chopin Piano Concerto No.2, Op.21
Frightened Rabbit The Midnight Organ Fight
Genesis Selling England by the Pound
Genesis Trespass
Gojira L'Enfant Sauvage
Mechuggah
Haggard Eppur Si Muove
Haggard And Thou Shalt Trust The Seer
This shit is fucking butch
Janelle Monae The ArchAndroid (Suites II and III of IV)
Janelle Monae The Electric Lady
Don't throw no rock, don't break no glass, just shake your ASS!!!
Jean Louis Costes Fecal Master
not enough shit
Jeff Buckley Grace (Legacy Edition)
Jethro Tull Thick as a Brick
Joanna Newsom Ys
Joe Hisaishi Spirited Away
How does this masterpiece not have a review yet? Fuck it, I'm making one
John Butler Trio Sunrise Over Sea
John Coltrane A Love Supreme
John Coltrane Giant Steps
John Frusciante Smile from the Streets You Hold
Johnny Cash At Folsom Prison
Joni Mitchell Blue
Joni Mitchell Hejira
Judas Priest Stained Class
Kashiwa Daisuke Program Music I
Katatonia Viva Emptiness
Katatonia Dead End Kings
A happy Noctus makes me a happy Necro :3
Kate Bush Hounds of Love
Kelly Clarkson Breakaway
King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King
King's X Gretchen Goes to Nebraska
Kitaro Full Moon Story
Kreator Endless Pain
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Pamyu Pamyu Revolution
Laura Stevenson Wheel
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV
Leonard Cohen Songs of Love and Hate
Ludwig van Beethoven Symphony No.9, Op.125
Ludwig van Beethoven Symphony No.5, Op.67
M.I.A. Kala
Megadeth Rust in Peace
Megadeth Peace Sells... but Who's Buying?
Meshuggah Destroy Erase Improve
Metallica Master of Puppets
Metallica Kill 'Em All
Metallica Ride the Lightning
Metallica ...And Justice for All
Michael Jackson Off the Wall
Miles Davis Kind of Blue
Miles Davis Bitches Brew
Miles Davis In A Silent Way
Morbid Angel Covenant
Morbid Saint Spectrum of Death
Mortification Scrolls of the Megilloth
Mr. Bungle California
Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle
N.W.A. Straight Outta Compton
Necrophagist Onset of Putrefaction
Necrophagist Onset of Putrefaction (Re-issue)
Nevermore Dreaming Neon Black
Nick Drake Pink Moon
Nick Drake Bryter Layter
Nile Annihilation of the Wicked
Nirvana In Utero
Obituary Cause of Death
Oingo Boingo Only a Lad
Oingo Boingo Boingo
Oingo Boingo Nothing to Fear
Opeth Blackwater Park
Opeth Watershed
Paramore Riot!
Pearl Jam Ten
Pestilence Consuming Impulse
Pharoah Sanders Karma
Porcupine Tree In Absentia
Porcupine Tree Signify
Porcupine Tree Deadwing
Porcupine Tree Fear of a Blank Planet
Porcupine Tree The Incident
Portishead Dummy
Possessed Seven Churches
Prince 1999
Prince Sign O' The Times
Queen Queen II
Queen Made in Heaven
Queen A Day at the Races
Queensryche Operation: Mindcrime
Queensryche The Warning
Queensryche Queensryche
Regina Spektor What We Saw from the Cheap Seats
Rush Moving Pictures
Rush A Farewell to Kings
Rush Permanent Waves
Rush Clockwork Angels
oh hai KILL

this is the pinnacle of the artsy fartsy
Savatage The Wake Of Magellan
Savatage Sirens
Seal Seal II
Seal Seal
Shiina Ringo Sanmon Gossip
Shiina Ringo Muzai Moratorium
Fantastic stuff
Shiina Ringo Kalk Samen Kuri no Hana
Simon and Garfunkel Bridge Over Troubled Water
Simon and Garfunkel Sounds of Silence
Sinead O'Connor The Lion And The Cobra
Slayer Show No Mercy
Soundgarden Badmotorfinger
Soundtrack Mega Man X5 OST
Spiral Architect A Sceptic's Universe
Spiritualized Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space
Steel Panther Feel The Steel
The Beatles Rubber Soul
The Beatles Abbey Road
The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
The Dillinger Escape Plan Option Paralysis
The Oh Hellos Through The Deep, Dark Valley
The Pogues If I Should Fall From Grace With God
The Stone Roses The Stone Roses
Thergothon Stream From The Heavens
Thought Industry Mods Carve The Pig
Torsofuck Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy
I'll never go to Africa again!!!
Ulver Kveldssanger
Ulver Shadows of the Sun
Voivod Nothingface
Voivod Dimension Hatross
Voivod Killing Technology
Watchtower Control and Resistance
Woody Guthrie Dust Bowl Ballads
Wu-Tang Clan Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
X Japan Dahlia
Yes Fragile

4.4 superb
Death Individual Thought Patterns
Genesis The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway
Opeth Orchid
Radiohead OK Computer

4.3 superb
Charles Mingus Mingus Ah Um
Disney Soundtracks Mulan
LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
TO DEFEAT THE HUNS... "HUAH!!!"
Justin Timberlake The 20/20 Experience
Lorde Pure Heroine
This rules. Fuck da haterz
St. Vincent St. Vincent
Supercell Today is a Beautiful Day
The Dillinger Escape Plan Ire Works

4.2 excellent
Black Sabbath Paranoid
Bon Iver For Emma, Forever Ago
Daft Punk Random Access Memories
Gentle Giant Octopus
Lana Del Rey Born to Die
Phantogram Voices
Radiohead Kid A
Rush Grace Under Pressure
Sufjan Stevens Illinois

4.0 excellent
a-ha Hunting High and Low
a-ha Foot of the Mountain
Al Green Let's Stay Together
Alex Skolnick Trio Veritas
Alice In Chains Facelift
Amy Winehouse Back to Black
Anacrusis Manic Impressions
Anacrusis Screams and Whispers
Anata The Conductor's Departure
Anthrax Spreading the Disease
Anthrax Persistence of Time
Anthrax Worship Music
At the Drive-In In/Casino/Out
Atheist Piece of Time
Atheist Jupiter
Avenged Sevenfold Waking the Fallen
Avril Lavigne Let Go
Bathory Blood Fire Death
Bathory Under the Sign of the Black Mark
Beck Sea Change
Behold... The Arctopus Skullgrid
Behold... The Arctopus Nano-Nucleonic Cyborg Summoning
Bert Jansch Bert Jansch
Big Black Atomizer
Billy Joel 52nd Street
Billy Joel Piano Man
Bjork Medulla
Man, her moans are so damn sexy
Bjork Bjork
Giving this an obligatory 4 because it's Bjork.
Bjork Volta
Bjork Selmasongs
Bjork Biophilia
Black Sabbath 13
Ok never mind, this shit actually rules m/
Blackfield Blackfield
Blue Oyster Cult Blue Oyster Cult
Blue Oyster Cult Fire of Unknown Origin
Blue Oyster Cult Tyranny And Mutation
Blue Oyster Cult Cultosaurus Erectus
Blur Parklife
Blur Modern Life Is Rubbish
Bob Dylan The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan
Bob Dylan Blonde On Blonde
Bob Dylan Desire
Bob Dylan Another Side Of Bob Dylan
Bob Dylan Tempest
Bon Iver Bon Iver, Bon Iver
Bon Jovi 7800 Degrees Fairenheit
Boredoms Soul Discharge
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Safe As Milk
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Lick My Decals Off, Baby
Carcass Reek of Putrefaction
Carnifex Until I Feel Nothing
Carnifex Die Without Hope
2014 truly belongs to Carnifex
Cee Lo Green The Lady Killer
Chelsea Wolfe Pain Is Beauty
Children of Bodom Halo of Blood
Holy shit, this is actually a good CoB album! O.o
Corrupted El Mundo Frio
Crispin Glover The Big Problem ≠ The Solution. The Solution = Let
so weird and so damn good
Daft Punk Discovery
Daft Punk Homework
Daniel Johnston Songs of Pain
Daniel Johnston 1990
Darkthrone Under a Funeral Moon
DJ Shadow Endtroducing.....
DragonForce Valley of the Damned
Dream Theater Train of Thought
Earl and Raine The Quest
Earth Hex: Or Printing In the Infernal Method
Ellie Goulding Halcyon
Elliott Smith Either/Or
Elliott Smith Roman Candle
Elvis Presley Elvis Presley
Emerson, Lake and Palmer Tarkus
Enya The Memory of Trees
Fantomas The Director's Cut
Fantomas Suspended Animation
Fantomas Delirium Cordia
Fever Ray Fever Ray
Fleet Foxes Helplessness Blues
Fleetwood Mac Peter Green's Fleetwood Mac
Florence and the Machine Lungs
Frank Sinatra Come Fly With Me
Frederic Chopin Piano Sonata No.3, Op.58
Frightened Rabbit Pedestrian Verse
Genesis Nursery Cryme
Gentle Giant Acquiring the Taste
Gentle Giant Three Friends
Gentle Giant In a Glass House
Giant Squid Metridium Fields
Haggard Awaking The Centuries
Into Eternity The Scattering of Ashes
Iron & Wine Our Endless Numbered Days
Iron & Wine The Shepherd's Dog
Iron Maiden Powerslave
Iron Maiden Killers
Iron Maiden The Final Frontier
Janelle Monae Metropolis Suite I of IV: The Chase
Jeff Buckley Sketches for My Sweetheart the Drunk
Jethro Tull Minstrel in the Gallery
Joanna Newsom Have One on Me
John Butler Trio John Butler
John Zorn Spillane
Johnny Cash Orange Blossom Special
Joni Mitchell Clouds
Joni Mitchell For the Roses
Journey Infinity
Journey Evolution
Journey Journey
Journey Next
Journey Generations
Kacey Musgraves Same Trailer Different Park
Kansas Song for America
Katatonia Brave Murder Day
Katatonia The Great Cold Distance
Katatonia Discouraged Ones
Katatonia Dance of December Souls
Kate Bush The Dreaming
Kate Bush 50 Words for Snow
Kelly Clarkson My December
King Crimson Discipline
Kitaro The Light of the Spirit
Kreator Coma of Souls
Kreator Extreme Aggression
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Nandacollection
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin III
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin II
Leonard Cohen Songs of Leonard Cohen
Lightning Bolt Wonderful Rainbow
Lightning Bolt Hypermagic Mountain
Lightning Bolt Lightning Bolt
I love this shit, gonna review it soon m/
Lily Chou-Chou Breathe
I can't believe no one has rated this yet. Beautiful stuff
M.I.A. Matangi
Macy Gray On How Life Is
Madonna Madonna
Massive Attack Mezzanine
Matthew and the Atlas To the North
Matthew and the Atlas Kingdom of Your Own
Megadeth Killing Is My Business...
Meshuggah I
Metallica Death Magnetic
Miles Davis Jack Johnson
Momoiro Clover Z Battle and Romance
Morbid Angel Formulas Fatal to the Flesh
Morbid Angel Altars of Madness
Morbid Angel Blessed Are the Sick
Mortification Mortification
Mudvayne L.D. 50
Muse Absolution
Muse Origin of Symmetry
Nas STILLmatic
Nas It Was Written
Necrophagist Epitaph
Neuraxis Trilateral Progression
Nevermore Enemies Of Reality
Nevermore This Godless Endeavor
Nitro O.F.R.
Norah Jones Come Away with Me
Norah Jones Feels Like Home
Obituary Slowly We Rot
Oingo Boingo Dead Man's Party
Oingo Boingo Good for Your Soul
Opeth Morningrise
Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse
Opeth Ghost Reveries
Opeth Heritage
Pantera Vulgar Display of Power
Pantera The Great Southern Trendkill
Pearl Jam Vs.
Phantogram Eyelid Movies
Pinkly Smooth Unfortunate Snort
Porcupine Tree The Sky Moves Sideways
Porcupine Tree We Lost the Skyline
Portal (Cynic) Demo 1995
Prince Dirty Mind
Prince Controversy
Queen Sheer Heart Attack
Queen News of the World
Queen Jazz
Queen Queen
Queen The Miracle
Queen Innuendo
Queen The Game
Queensryche Rage for Order
Radiohead The Bends
Regina Spektor Soviet Kitsch
Regina Spektor Songs
Regina Spektor 11:11
Regina Spektor Far
Right Said Fred Up
I'm too sexy for my car
Too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat
What do you think about that?
Ruins Tzomborgha
Ruins Mandala 2000
Rush Signals
Rush Power Windows
Rush Roll the Bones
Savatage Streets: A Rock Opera
Shakira Oral Fixation Vol. 1
Shakira Shakira.
Dood you rated this higher than Symbolic what the fuck is wrong with you yadda yadda etc
Shiina Ringo Heisei Fuuzoku
Simon and Garfunkel Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme
Sinead O'Connor I Do Not Want What I Haven't Got
Skillet Collide
Skillet Comatose
Slayer Reign in Blood
So-Cal Rocket Dynamics Too Bad She Won't Live
Soundgarden Superunknown
Soundgarden Down on the Upside
Soundtrack MegaMan Legends OST
Spermswamp Extreme Cream
One of pornogrind's great masterpieces
Steel Panther Balls Out
Steven Wilson Grace for Drowning
Steven Wilson The Raven That Refused to Sing
Stone Temple Pilots Core
Stone Temple Pilots Purple
Storm Corrosion Storm Corrosion
Styx The Grand Illusion
Styx Crystal Ball
Sunn O))) Black One
The Beatles Revolver
The Beatles A Hard Day's Night
The Beatles Help!
The Civil Wars Barton Hollow
The Civil Wars The Civil Wars
The Faceless Akeldama
The Faceless Planetary Duality
The Jackson 5 ABC
The Knife Silent Shout
The Knife Shaking the Habitual
The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium
The Pogues Rum, Sodomy & The Lash
The Police Reggatta de Blanc
The Police Outlandos d'Amour
The Strokes Is This It
The Strokes Room on Fire
The Tallest Man on Earth There's No Leaving Now
There Will Be Fireworks The Dark, Dark Bright
Thousand Foot Krutch Phenomenon
Tourniquet Psycho Surgery
Tourniquet Stop the Bleeding
Tourniquet Pathogenic Ocular Dissonance
Ulver Bergtatt
Underoath The Changing of Times
Underoath Cries of the Past
Van Halen Van Halen
Vangelis Blade Runner Soundtrack
Vektor Outer Isolation
Voivod The Outer Limits
Voivod Target Earth
Yanni Dare To Dream
Yanni Keys To Imagination
Yanni In My Time
Yanni Chameleon Days
Yes Relayer
Yes Drama

3.8 excellent
At The Gates Slaughter of the Soul
Slipknot All Hope Is Gone
Taylor Swift Speak Now
Tool Lateralus
Tourniquet Where Moth and Rust Destroy

3.7 great
Adele 21
Avenged Sevenfold City of Evil
Rush Fly by Night
Winger Winger

3.6 great
Opeth Damnation
Zombie Testicles Zombie Testicles
AOTY, no exceptions

3.5 great
a-ha Analogue
Alice In Chains The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here
My anus is prepared, Alice in Chains... my anus is prepared.
Alicia Keys As I Am
Amy Winehouse Frank
Animal Collective Campfire Songs
Anthrax State of Euphoria
Anthrax Sound of White Noise
Anthrax Fistful of Metal
Arab on Radar Yahweh or the Highway
At the Drive-In Acrobatic Tenement
Atheist Elements
Avril Lavigne Under My Skin
Billie Joe Armstrong/Norah Jones Foreverly
Billy Joel Cold Spring Harbor
Billy Joel Glass Houses
Black Dice Creature Comforts
Black Dice Broken Ear Record
Bob Dylan Bob Dylan
Bob Dylan Modern Times
Bon Jovi Slippery When Wet
Bruno Mars Unorthodox Jukebox
Bullet For My Valentine Scream, Aim, Fire
Carnifex Hell Chose Me
Coldplay A Rush of Blood to the Head
Coldplay Parachutes
Coldplay Viva la Vida
Cryptopsy Whisper Supremacy
Cynic Carbon-Based Anatomy
Daft Punk Musique Vol. 1 (1993-2005)
Daft Punk Tron: Legacy
Deadmau5 Random Album Title
Deadmau5 Get Scraped
Death Leprosy
Death Symbolic
Deerhoof Halfbird
Dio Killing The Dragon
DJ Shadow The Private Press
DragonForce The Power Within
Too many dragons
Drake Take Care
Dream Theater Falling into Infinity
Dream Theater Octavarium
Dream Theater A Dramatic Turn of Events
Earth Pentastar: In The Style Of Demons
Earth Phase 3: Thrones and Dominions
Emerson, Lake and Palmer Pictures at an Exhibition
Eminem Recovery
Enya A Day Without Rain
Enya Enya
Enya The Celts
Enya The Very Best Of Enya
Fantomas Fantomas
Frank Zappa Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch
Genesis Invisible Touch
Gentle Giant Gentle Giant
Gentle Giant Free Hand
Girls' Generation Oh!
Gojira From Mars To Sirius
Haken The Mountain
Janelle Monae The Audition
Jethro Tull Aqualung
Jethro Tull A Passion Play
John Zorn The Big Gundown
Johnny Cash American Recordings
Journey Escape
Journey Departure
Journey Look Into the Future
Justin Timberlake FutureSex/LoveSounds
Justin Vernon Hazeltons
Katatonia Tonight's Decision
Katatonia Night Is the New Day
King Crimson Larks' Tongues in Aspic
Larks' Tongues in Ass Dick!!!
King Crimson Starless and Bible Black
Lacuna Coil Unleashed Memories
Lady Gaga The Fame
Lady Gaga The Fame Monster
Lana Del Rey Paradise
Led Zeppelin Physical Graffiti
Lightning Bolt Ride The Skies
Lightning Bolt Earthly Delights
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory
M.I.A. Arular
Macintosh Plus FLORAL SHOPPE
Macklemore and Ryan Lewis The Heist
Macy Gray The Id
Maroon 5 Songs About Jane
Megadeth So Far, So Good...So What!
Megadeth Risk
Meshuggah Chaosphere
Meshuggah Contradictions Collapse
Metallica Load
Metallica Metallica
Metallica Beyond Magnetic
Michael Jackson Bad
Michael Jackson Got to Be There
Michael Jackson Ben
Morbid Angel Heretic
Mudvayne Lost and Found
Nas Untitled
Necrophagist Necrophagist
Neuraxis Truth Beyond...
Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
Nirvana Bleach
Nirvana Nevermind
Norah Jones The Fall
Norah Jones Featuring Norah Jones
Oingo Boingo Boi-ngo
Oingo Boingo Dark At the End of the Tunnel
Oingo Boingo So-Lo
OneRepublic Native
Pantera Far Beyond Driven
Pantera Reinventing the Steel
Pantera Power Metal
Paramore All We Know Is Falling
Paramore Brand New Eyes
Pearl Jam Vitalogy
Pearl Jam Yield
Pearl Jam No Code
Pearl Jam Lightning Bolt
Pharrell G I R L
Porcupine Tree Stupid Dream
A 4.2? Are you fucking kidding me?
Porcupine Tree Up the Downstair
Queen A Kind of Magic
Queensryche Promised Land
Queensryche Tribe
Radiohead The King of Limbs
Rush Vapor Trails
Rush Rush
Rush Hold Your Fire
Rush Counterparts
Rush Snakes & Arrows
Savatage The Hall of the Mountain King
Shakira Oral Fixation Vol. 2
Shakira Sale El Sol
Slayer Seasons in the Abyss
Slayer Christ Illusion
Slipknot Mate. Feed. Kill. Repeat.
Soundgarden King Animal
Steel Panther Hole Patrol
Stone Temple Pilots Tiny Music... Songs from the Vatican...
Styx Equinox
Survivor Eye of the Tiger
Survivor Vital Signs
Taylor Swift Fearless
Taylor Swift Red
Well Omaha, I guess you called fucking dibs this time... bastard >:[
The Beatles Let It Be
The Beatles Please Please Me
The Beatles Magical Mystery Tour
The Beatles Beatles for Sale
The Pogues Hell's Ditch
There Will Be Fireworks There Will Be Fireworks
Tourniquet Vanishing Lessons
Tourniquet Antiseptic Bloodbath
Ulver Perdition City
Usher Confessions
Van Halen Women and Children First
Voivod Angel Rat
Voivod Phobos
Voivod Rrroooaaarrr
Voivod War and Pain
Voivod Infini
Yanni Optimystique
Yanni Out of Silence
Yes 90125
"gudledoodle"

3.4 great
Nervosa Victim of Yourself
Opeth Still Life

3.3 great
Guns N' Roses Appetite for Destruction
Iced Earth Dystopia
Miranda Lambert Revolution

3.2 good
Avenged Sevenfold Sounding the Seventh Trumpet
Cynic Re-Traced

3.0 good
Adele 19
Alice In Chains Sap
Anthrax We've Come for You All
Avenged Sevenfold Warmness on the Soul
Avenged Sevenfold Diamonds in the Rough
Avenged Sevenfold Nightmare
Avril Lavigne The Best Damn Thing
Bob Dylan Christmas in the Heart
Bon Jovi Bon Jovi
Carnifex Dead In My Arms
Cattle Decapitation Monolith of Inhumanity
Children of Bodom Hate Crew Deathroll
Children of Bodom Are You Dead Yet?
Coldplay Mylo Xyloto
Daft Punk Human After All
Dio The Last in Line
Disney Soundtracks Frozen: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
DragonForce Sonic Firestorm
DragonForce Inhuman Rampage
Dream Theater When Dream and Day Unite
Dream Theater Black Clouds & Silver Linings
Dry Satire Demo
It's almost worth the mounds of satirical claims it receives.
Enya Amarantine
Enya And Winter Came...
Escape the Fate Dying Is Your Latest Fashion
Gentle Giant Interview
Gentle Giant Civilian
Haggard Tales of Ithiria
Imagine Dragons Night Visions
Job for a Cowboy Ruination
Journey Arrival
Journey Raised On Radio
Justin Timberlake The 20/20 Experience 2 of 2
Kelly Clarkson All I Ever Wanted
Lady Gaga Artpop
More like Shitpop!!!

Am I original yet???
Lana Del Rey Lana Del Ray a.k.a Lizzy Grant
Led Zeppelin Presence
Led Zeppelin In Through the Out Door
Led Zeppelin Houses of the Holy
M.I.A. Maya
Macy Gray Big
Macy Gray The Sellout
Maroon 5 It Won't Be Soon Before Long
Megadeth Cryptic Writings
Michael Jackson Invincible
Muse Showbiz
Muse Black Holes and Revelations
Neuraxis Imagery
Neutral Milk Hotel On Avery Island
Oasis (What's the Story) Morning Glory?
Paramore Paramore
Porcupine Tree On the Sunday of Life
Prince LOtUSFLOW3R
Queen Hot Space
Queensryche American Soldier
Radiohead Pablo Honey
Rush Caress of Steel
Rush Presto
Rush Test for Echo
Shakira She Wolf
Slayer South of Heaven
Slayer Divine Intervention
Slayer Undisputed Attitude
Slipknot Vol. 3: (The Subliminal Verses)
Slipknot Iowa
Stone Temple Pilots No.4
Sunn O))) ØØ Void
Taylor Swift Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift Beautiful Eyes
Taylor Swift Speak Now World Tour
The Beatles The Beatles
The Beatles With the Beatles
The Civil Wars Unplugged On VH1
The Shaggs Philosophy of the World
Theory Of A Deadman Theory of a Deadman
Torsofuck High Level Cannibalistic Violence (Demo)
Torsofuck were still evolving and developing their sound at this point; this was their first step. Their next album, Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy, would be a HUGE improvement and become known as a death metal classic. Listen to this for a glimpse of what the band used to sound like.
Underoath Act of Depression
Usher Raymond v. Raymond
Voivod Katorz
Voivod Voivod
Yanni Truth of Touch

2.5 average
Anthrax Volume 8: The Threat Is Real
Avenged Sevenfold Hail to the King
Sometimes when I'm alone in the bathtub......
Avril Lavigne Goodbye Lullaby
Behold... The Arctopus Horrorscension
Black Veil Brides Wretched and Divine: The Story of the Wild Ones
Bruno Mars Doo-Wops & Hooligans
Cannibal Corpse Tomb of the Mutilated
Coldplay X & Y
Cynic Kindly Bent to Free Us
It's almost worth the mounds of boring mediocre claims it receives.
DJ Shadow The Outsider
Emmure Goodbye to the Gallows
Gentle Giant The Missing Piece
Haken Aquarius
Haken Visions
Iced Earth Plagues of Babylon
Joanna Newsom The Milk-Eyed Mender
Job for a Cowboy Genesis
Journey Revelation
Justin Timberlake Justified
Kelly Clarkson Thankful
Kelly Clarkson Stronger
Kesha Warrior
Led Zeppelin Coda
Maroon 5 Hands All Over
Megadeth Endgame
Megadeth Th1rt3en
Meshuggah Koloss
Fade's legacy lives on.
Metallica St. Anger
Nas I Am...
Necrophagist Requiems of Festered Gore
Nickelback Silver Side Up
Nickelback All the Right Reasons
Norah Jones Not Too Late
Oasis Definitely Maybe
Oasis Be Here Now
Queen The Works
Queen Queen's First E.P.
Queensryche Empire
Queensryche Hear in the Now Frontier
Queensryche Operation: Mindcrime II
Skillet Awake
Skillet Rise
Skrillex More Monsters and Sprites
Slayer God Hates Us All
Slayer Diabolus in Musica
Slayer World Painted Blood
Slipknot Slipknot
Styx Kilroy Was Here
Styx The Serpent Is Rising
The Beatles Yellow Submarine
Theory Of A Deadman Gasoline
Venom At War With Satan
Voivod Negatron
Weezer Weezer

2.4 average
Bob Dylan Dylan
Lacuna Coil Broken Crown Halo

2.3 average
Death Scream Bloody Gore
This is caveman metal. It's primitive and it just damn puts me to sleep!
Flo Rida Wild Ones
Lady Gaga Born This Way

2.2 poor
Train Drops of Jupiter

2.0 poor
Anthrax Stomp 442
Asking Alexandria Stand Up and Scream
Avril Lavigne Avril Lavigne
Great, it's not even Halloween yet and the goth drag show has already returned. Fuck it, I'm out
Black Eyed Peas The E.N.D. (The Energy Never Dies)
IMMA BE IMMA BE IMMA IMMA IMMA BE IMMA BE IMMA BE IMMA IMMA IMMA BE IMMA BE IMMA BE IMMA IMMA IMMA BE IMMA BE IMMA BE IMMA IMMA IMMA BE IMMA BE IMMA BE IMMA IMMA IMMA BE IMMA BE IMMA BE IMMA IMMA IMMA BE IMMA BE IMMA BE IMMA IMMA IMMA BE IMMA BE IMMA BE IMMA IMMA IMMA BE
Black Veil Brides We Stitch These Wounds
Black Veil Brides Set the World on Fire
Bon Jovi Lost Highway
Carnifex The Diseased and Poisoned
Cryptopsy The Unspoken King
Deadmau5 > album title goes here <
Dio Holy Diver
I love Ronnie James Dio for sure, but I acknowledge when something is crap. This is boring, generic hard rock that's somehow considered heavy metal... and considered a metal masterpiece at that. I only gave Symbolic a 3.5 and Obzen a 1.5 (now a 1), but I can still see how other people would love those records. This is one of those few records where I not only don't understand the heaps of praise, but perhaps I never will. I love Dio in Black Sabbath and Rainbow, but this is so boring and bland. I don't care about any talk about how "it's all about the riffz" or the "whole thing goes hard, agreed." Dio's vocals aren't the problem here, it's the damn music.
Dream Theater Systematic Chaos
El Grupo Nuevo de Omar Rodriguez-Lopez Cryptomnesia
Emmure The Respect Issue
Emmure Speaker of the Dead
Flo Rida R.O.O.T.S.
Gentle Giant Giant for a Day
Kesha Animal
Lil B 05 Fuck Em
I know this will probably get lost in the soundoffs, but when Im home alone I like to go out in my garden and cover myself in dirt and pretend im a carrot.
Megadeth Super Collider
Meshuggah obZen
I hate this album. I hate this album. I hate this album. I hate this album. Album I really
hate = this. Woe is me and all others tortured by this album. I certainly can't bring myself
to enjoy this album. Don't give me this album. This album shouldn't be any Christmas present
of mine. I'd like to burn this album. This album brings me to tears with its sheer presence.
I hate this album. I hate this album. I hate this album. I hate this album.

Worst album ever?










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Metallica Reload
Gimme fo gimme fi
Gimme DA BA JA BA SAAAAAAAAAA
Miley Cyrus Bangerz
Keep on wreckin' on that wreckin' ball 'cause your career's gonna be wrecked real soon too :]
Morbid Angel Illud Divinum Insanus
Nas Nastradamus
Nickelback Curb
Oasis Heathen Chemistry
Oasis Standing on the Shoulder of Giants
Oasis Don't Believe the Truth
Oasis Dig Out Your Soul
Opeth Deliverance
Pantera I Am the Night
Pantera Metal Magic
Pantera Projects in the Jungle
Queen Flash Gordon
Queensryche Q2K
Skillet Hey You, I Love Your Soul
Skrillex Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites
It sounds like androids fucking. I mean, I'm a pretty open-minded guy and I'd be down to try and fuck a robot, but I don't believe Sonny represents this act very well... not that I'd know...
Skrillex Bangarang
Switched Subject to Change
The Faceless Autotheism
I can fit a tire inside my ass
Theory Of A Deadman Scars and Souvenirs
Torsofuck As Semen Blends With Rot
A big step backward from Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy, which has become recognized today as a
death metal classic. Plenty of the typical Torsofuck traits are present, but the whole thing
isn't assembled with as much passion or intensity. It sounds a bit tired, frankly. The
compositions are much weaker as well, not exactly living up to the standards they set. So as
of this soundoff, Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy is the band's sole stroke of genius. Hopefully
they'll
learn from the weak points of this album and create something a bit more stronger next time.
Venom Welcome to Hell
Weezer Pinkerton

1.5 very poor
All That Remains A War You Cannot Win
Blood on the Dance Floor Bad Blood
Bon Jovi What About Now
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Trout Mask Replica
Agreed with Silent, this is complete shit
Chief Keef Finally Rich
Children of Bodom Blooddrunk
Children of Bodom Relentless Reckless Forever
DragonForce Ultra Beatdown
Emmure Eternal Enemies
Bring your junz to school
Falling In Reverse The Drug In Me Is You
Falling In Reverse Fashionably Late
Frank Zappa Lumpy Gravy (Capitol Version)
Issues Issues
Journey Trial By Fire
Maroon 5 Overexposed
Miley Cyrus Can't Be Tamed
Muse The Resistance
Nickelback Here and Now
Periphery Periphery II: This Time It's Personal
"when the vocalist isnt gurgling cum the guitars come forward and djent jun jdinf doiningig ri mean thats all they do"rCouldn't have stated it better myself
Pitbull Planet Pit
Me not working hard?
Yea right picture that with a kodak
And better yet, go to times square
Take a picture of me with a kodak
Savatage Fight for the Rock
Snow White's Poison Bite Dr. Gruesome And The Gruesome Gory Horror Show
Train California 37
Why does Pat Monahan insist on comparing his love to garbage? I mean shit, give yourself a little more credit than that
Venom Black Metal
Waking The Cadaver Real-Life Death
Yes Big Generator

1.0 awful
Avenged Sevenfold Avenged Sevenfold
Black Eyed Peas The Beginning
Blood on the Dance Floor Let's Start A Riot
Bullet For My Valentine Temper Temper
Emmure Felony
Muse The 2nd Law
Queensryche Frequency Unknown
Skrillex Make It Bun Dem After Hours
Theory Of A Deadman The Truth Is...
Waking The Cadaver Demo
Waking The Cadaver Beyond Cops, Beyond God
Weezer Raditude
will.i.am #Willpower

0.5
Blood on the Dance Floor EPIC
Emmure Slave to the Game
Queensryche Dedicated to Chaos
R.I.P. Queensryche 1981-2011
Waking The Cadaver Perverse Recollections of a Necromangler
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