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5 classic
Animal Collective Merriweather Post Pavilion
Brand New Deja Entendu
Bruce Springsteen Born To Run
Converge Jane Doe
Elliott Smith XO
Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here
Pixies Doolittle
Radiohead In Rainbows
Radiohead OK Computer
The Beatles The Beatles
The Beatles Revolver
The Clash London Calling
The Hold Steady Boys and Girls in America
The Lawrence Arms Oh! Calcutta!

4.5 superb
A Wilhelm Scream Career Suicide
AFI Sing the Sorrow
Against Me! Reinventing Axl Rose
Animal Collective Fall Be Kind
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command
Bad Brains Bad Brains
Bad Religion No Control
Bad Religion Against the Grain
Between The Buried And Me Colors
Between The Buried And Me The Great Misdirect
Black Flag Damaged
Botch An Anthology of Dead Ends
Brand New The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Me
Bruce Springsteen Darkness On The Edge Of Town
Converge Axe To Fall
Converge Petitioning The Empty Sky
Daft Punk Discovery
Dead to Me Cuban Ballerina
dredg El Cielo
Elliott Smith Either/Or
Elliott Smith New Moon
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP
Glassjaw Worship and Tribute
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas To
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F# A# ∞
Jawbreaker Dear You
Jawbreaker 24 Hour Revenge Therapy
La Dispute Somewhere at the Bottom of the River...
Latterman No Matter Where We Go...!
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV
Led Zeppelin Physical Graffiti
Lupe Fiasco The Cool
Metallica Master of Puppets
mewithoutYou Brother, Sister
Miles Davis Kind Of Blue
Minor Threat Complete Discography
Minus The Bear Planet Of Ice
Muse Origin of Symmetry
Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
NOFX So Long and Thanks for All the Shoes
Pink Floyd Dark Side of the Moon
Pink Floyd The Wall
Pixies Surfer Rosa
Propagandhi Supporting Caste
Radiohead Amnesiac
Radiohead Kid A
Rage Against the Machine Rage Against the Machine
Regina Spektor Begin To Hope
Rx Bandits Mandala
Say Anything ...Is A Real Boy
Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream
Streetlight Manifesto Somewhere in the Between
Sundowner Four One Five Two
Sunny Day Real Estate Diary
Talking Heads Remain In Light
The Beatles Abbey Road
The Beatles Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band
The Clash The Clash (US)
The Decemberists The Crane Wife
The Decemberists The Hazards Of Love
The Flaming Lips Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots
The Gaslight Anthem The '59 Sound
The Hold Steady Stay Positive
The Lawrence Arms Cocktails and Dreams
The Lawrence Arms The Greatest Story Ever Told
The Lawrence Arms Buttsweat and Tears
Nearly four years after releasing a minor modern punk masterpiece in Oh! Culcutta!, the veteran Chicago trio return and quell any fears that they'd lost their wit and penchant for crafting gritty, relatable pop-punk songs. Even though it comes in just south of 14 minutes in length, Buttsweat and Tears is easily one of the strongest punk efforts of 2009.
The Mars Volta Frances the Mute
The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium
The Replacements Let It Be
The Thermals The Body, The Blood, The Machine
Thrice Vheissu
Thrice The Illusion of Safety
Wilco Yankee Hotel Foxtrot

4 excellent
A Wilhelm Scream Ruiner
A Wilhelm Scream A Wilhelm Scream
AFI The Art of Drowning
AFI All Hallow's EP
Against Me! Searching for a Former Clarity
Against Me! New Wave
Alkaline Trio From Here To Infirmary
Alkaline Trio Goddamnit
Animal Collective Strawberry Jam
At the Drive-In Vaya EP
August Burns Red Constellations
Bad Astronaut Houston: We Have a Drinking Problem
Bad Religion Generator
Bad Religion Suffer
Bad Religion The Empire Strikes First
Beastie Boys Ill Communication
Between The Buried And Me Alaska
Between The Buried And Me Colors_LIVE
Black Flag My War
Black Sabbath Paranoid
Boards of Canada Geogaddi
Bon Iver For Emma, Forever Ago
Botch We Are The Romans
Brand New Daisy
Bruce Springsteen Nebraska
Circle Takes The Square As The Roots Undo
Coldplay Viva La Vida
Converge You Fail Me
Cursive The Ugly Organ
Cynic Traced In Air
Damien Rice O
David Bowie The Rise And Fall Of Ziggy Stardust...
Dead to Me Little Brother
Death Cab For Cutie Transatlanticism
Dillinger Four Situationist Comedy
Dillinger Four C I V I L W A R
Do Make Say Think You, You're a History in Rust
Do Make Say Think Other Truths
Dustin Kensrue Please Come Home
Elliott Smith From A Basement On The Hill
Explosions In The Sky All of a Sudden, I Miss Everyone
Fireworks All I Have To Offer Is My Own Confusion
Foo Fighters The Colour And The Shape
Fugazi 13 Songs
fun. Aim and Ignite
Gallows Grey Britain
Girl Talk Feed the Animals
Glassjaw El Mark EP
God Is An Astronaut All Is Violent, All Is Bright
Gospel The Moon is A Dead World
Green Day Dookie
Green Day Nimrod
Guns N' Roses Appetite For Destruction
Hot Cross Cryonics
Isis Panopticon
Jay-Z The Black Album
Jets to Brazil Orange Rhyming Dictionary
Kanye West The College Dropout
Led Zeppelin Houses of the Holy
Metallica ...And Justice for All
mewithoutYou It's all crazy! It's all false! It's all
Minus The Bear Menos El Oso
Modern Life Is War Witness
Mr. Bungle California
Muse Absolution
My Brightest Diamond Bring Me the Workhorse
Nirvana Nevermind
No Doubt Tragic Kingdom
NOFX Punk In Drublic
NOFX White Trash, Two Heebs, And A Bean
NWA Straight Outta Compton
Opeth Blackwater Park
Panda Bear Person Pitch
Pg. 99 Document # 8
Pink Floyd Animals
Poison The Well The Tropic Rot
Propagandhi Potemkin City Limits
Protest the Hero Fortress
Protest the Hero Kezia
Radiohead Hail To The Thief
Radiohead The Bends
Radiohead I Might Be Wrong [Live Recordings]
Rancid ...And Out Come The Wolves
Refused The Shape Of Punk To Come
Regina Spektor Soviet Kitsch
Rise Against The Sufferer and the Witness
Rx Bandits ...And the Battle Begun
Saetia A Retrospective
Say Anything In Defense of the Genre
Sigur Ros Takk
Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
St. Vincent Actor
Streetlight Manifesto Everything Goes Numb
Strung Out Exile In Oblivion
Strung Out Twisted By Design
The Antlers Hospice
The Beatles Magical Mystery Tour
The Decemberists Picaresque
The Decemberists Castaways and Cut-outs
The Dillinger Escape Plan Miss Machine
The Flaming Lips The Soft Bulletin
The Gaslight Anthem Señor and the Queen
The Gaslight Anthem Sink or Swim
The Hold Steady Separation Sunday
The Lawrence Arms Apathy and Exhaustion
The Mars Volta Amputechture
The National Boxer
The Postal Service Give Up
The Replacements Tim
The Shins Wincing the Night Away
The Smiths The Queen Is Dead
The Strokes Is This It?
The Swellers My Everest
The Weakerthans Reconstruction Site
The White Stripes White Blood Cells
Them Crooked Vultures Them Crooked Vultures
Thrice The Alchemy Index Vols. III and IV...
Thrice Beggars
Tim and Eric Awesome Record, Great Songs
Underoath Lost In The Sound Of Separation
Weezer The Blue Album
Weezer Pinkerton

3.5 great
A Wilhelm Scream Mute Print
AFI Black Sails in the Sunset
AFI Crash Love
Against Me! As the Eternal Cowboy
Against Me! The Disco Before The Breakdown EP
Alkaline Trio Agony and Irony
Alkaline Trio Maybe I'll Catch Fire
Animal Collective Feels
Arcade Fire Neon Bible
As Cities Burn Hell Or High Water
At the Drive-In In / Casino / Out
Atmosphere When Life Gives You Lemons, You...
Atmosphere God Loves Ugly
Bad Astronaut Twelve Small Steps, One Giant Disappointment
Bad Astronaut Acrophobe
Bad Religion Recipe for Hate
Bad Religion The Gray Race
Beastie Boys Hello Nasty
Beastie Boys Paul's Boutique
Bedouin Soundclash Sounding A Mosaic
Belle and Sebastian Dear Catastrophe Waitress
Between The Buried And Me The Silent Circus
Between The Buried And Me The Anatomy Of
Black Flag Everything Went Black
blink-182 Enema Of The State
Bloc Party Silent Alarm
Boards of Canada Music Has the Right to Children
Bright Eyes I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning
Coldplay Parachutes
Converge No Heroes
Crystal Castles Crystal Castles
Cursive Domestica
Daft Punk Homework
Death Cab For Cutie The Photo Album
Death Cab For Cutie Plans
Death From Above 1979 You're a Woman, I'm a Machine
Dillinger Four Midwestern Songs Of The Americas
Dillinger Four Versus God
Drive-by Truckers Brighter Than Creation's Dark
Dustin Kensrue This Good Night Is Still Everywhere
Elliott Smith Figure 8
Elliott Smith Elliott Smith
Eminem The Slim Shady LP
Every Time I Die New Junk Aesthetic
Fall Out Boy Folie a Deux
Faunts M4
Foo Fighters Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace
Frodus And We Washed Our Weapons In The Sea
Fucked Up The Chemistry of Common Life
Gallows Orchestra Of Wolves
Glass Casket Desperate Man's Diary
Glassjaw Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About
Grizzly Bear Veckatimest
Have Heart The Things We Carry
HORSE The Band Desperate Living
Hot Cross Risk Revival
Incubus S.C.I.E.N.C.E.
Incubus Make Yourself
Isis In the Absence of Truth
Islands Arm's Way
Jawbreaker Bivouac
Jay-Z The Blueprint
Kanye West Graduation
Latterman ...We Are Still Alive
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin II
Lupe Fiasco Food & Liquor
Manchester Orchestra Mean Everything To Nothing
Mastodon Leviathan
Matt and Kim Grand
Maybeshewill Not For Want Of Trying
Metallica Metallica
Modern Life Is War Midnight in America
Mono Hymn To The Immortal Wind
Motion City Soundtrack I Am the Movie
Moving Mountains Foreword EP
My Morning Jacket Z
Nada Surf Lucky
Nick Drake Pink Moon
Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral
Nirvana In Utero
NOFX Coaster
NOFX War On Errorism
NOFX Pump Up The Valuum
Opeth Watershed
Pelican The Fire in Our Throats Will Beckon...
Poison The Well Versions
Polar Bear Club Sometimes Things Just Disappear
Portugal. The Man Church Mouth
Propagandhi Today's Empires, Tomorrow's Ashes
Propagandhi Less Talk, More Rock
Radiohead Airbag/How Am I Driving?
Rage Against the Machine The Battle Of Los Angeles
Rancid Life Won't Wait
Rancid Let's Go
Red Hot Chili Peppers Californication
Red Hot Chili Peppers BloodSugarSexMagik
Regina Spektor Far
Rise Against Siren Song Of The Counter Culture
Rise Against Revolutions Per Minute
Rx Bandits The Resignation
Saves the Day Stay What You Are
Set Your Goals Mutiny!
Sigur Ros ( )
Spoon Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga
Strung Out Blackhawks Over Los Angeles
Strung Out Suburban Teenage Wasteland Blues
Strung Out Agents Of The Underground
Sufjan Stevens Illinois
Tapes N Tapes The Loon
Texas is the Reason Do You Know Who You Are?
The Appleseed Cast Peregrine
The Beatles Rubber Soul
The Dead Weather Horehound
The Decemberists Her Majesty
The Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity
The Falcon Unicornography
The Fall Of Troy Doppelganger
The Flaming Lips Embryonic
The Hold Steady Almost Killed Me
The Mars Volta The Bedlam In Goliath
The Mars Volta Octahedron
The Matches E. Von Dahl Killed the Locals
The Mountain Goats The Sunset Tree
The Number Twelve Looks Like You Mongrel
The Red Chord Fed Through the Teeth Machine
The Shins Oh, Inverted World
The Strokes Room On Fire
The Swellers Beginning Of The End Again
The Swellers Ups and Downsizing
The Thermals Now We Can See
The Weakerthans Left and Leaving
The White Stripes Elephant
Thom Yorke The Eraser
Thrice The Alchemy Index: Vols. I and II...
Thrice The Artist In The Ambulance
Thrice Red Sky EP
Thursday Common Existence
Thursday War All The Time
Tom Gabel Heart Burns
Vampire Weekend Vampire Weekend
Wilco Summerteeth

3 good
AFI Decemberunderground
AFI Answer That And Stay Fashionable
Alkaline Trio Crimson
Alkaline Trio Good Mourning
Animal Collective Sung Tongs
As Cities Burn Come Now Sleep
At the Drive-In Acrobatic Tenement
Atmosphere You Can't Imagine How Much Fun We're...
Atmosphere Seven's Travels
August Burns Red Messengers
Bad Religion Stranger Than Fiction
Bad Religion The Process of Belief
Bad Religion New Maps Of Hell
Between The Buried And Me Between the Buried and Me
blink-182 Take Off Your Pants and Jacket
Bloc Party A Weekend in the City
Bright Eyes Cassadaga
Bruce Springsteen Born In The USA
Closure in Moscow First Temple
Coheed and Cambria Good Apollo, I'm Burning Star IV...
Conor Oberst Conor Oberst
Cursive Mama, I'm Swollen
Daft Punk Human After All
Daughters Hell Songs
Death Cab For Cutie Narrow Stairs
Elliott Smith Roman Candle
Eminem The Eminem Show
Fear Before The Always Open Mouth
Fleet Foxes Fleet Foxes
Foo Fighters One By One
Foo Fighters There Is Nothing Left To Lose
Green Day American Idiot
Green Day Warning
Green Day Insomniac
Guns N' Roses Chinese Democracy
Incubus Light Grenades
Kanye West Late Registration
La Dispute Vancouver
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin III
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin I
Lil Wayne Tha Carter III
Los Campesinos! We Are Beautiful, We Are Doomed
Mastodon Blood Mountain
Metallica Ride the Lightning
mewithoutYou Catch for Us the Foxes
Minus The Bear Highly Refined Pirates
Misery Signals Controller
Modest Mouse Good News For People Who Love Bad News
Motion City Soundtrack Commit This To Memory
MSTRKRFT The Looks
Muse The Resistance
Muse Black Holes and Revelations
Nirvana Bleach
No Age Nouns
NOFX Wolves in Wolves' Clothing
Omar Rodriguez-Lopez Se Dice Bisonte, No Búfalo
Pelican City of Echoes
Portugal. The Man Censored Colors
Propagandhi How to Clean Everything
Radiohead Pablo Honey
Radiohead Com Lag (2plus2isfive)
Rage Against the Machine Evil Empire
Red Hot Chili Peppers By The Way
Rise Against Appeal To Reason
Rise Against The Unraveling
Rx Bandits Progress
Say Anything Menorah/Majora EP
Spoon Kill The Moonlight
Streetlight Manifesto Keasbey Nights
Sufjan Stevens Seven Swans
Taking Back Sunday Tell All Your Friends
Tera Melos Drugs to the Dear Youth
The Apples in Stereo New Magnetic Wonder
The Dillinger Escape Plan Ire Works
The Fall Of Troy Phantom on the Horizon
The Killers Hot Fuss
The Killers Day & Age
The Lawrence Arms Ghost Stories
The Lawrence Arms A Guided Tour of Chicago
The Number Twelve Looks Like You Worse Than Alone
The Shins Chutes Too Narrow
The Streets Original Pirate Material
The Weakerthans Reunion Tour
The White Stripes Get Behind Me Satan
Thrice If We Could Only See Us Now
Thursday Full Collapse
TV on the Radio Dear Science
Underoath Define the Great Line
Weezer Green Album
Wilco Wilco (The Album)

2.5 average
AFI Very Proud Of Ya
Alexisonfire Crisis
Anathallo Canopy Glow
Anti-Flag For Blood and Empire
Architects Hollow Crown
Avenged Sevenfold Sounding the Seventh Trumpet
Bad Religion New America
Brand New Your Favourite Weapon
Bright Eyes Digital Ash in a Digital Urn
Bruce Springsteen The River
Circa Survive Juturna
City And Colour Sometimes
Coheed and Cambria Good Apollo...No World For Tomorrow
Coldplay X&Y
Crime In Stereo Crime In Stereo Is Dead
Every Time I Die Gutter Phenomenon
Fall Out Boy Infinity On High
Foo Fighters In Your Honor
Hellogoodbye Zombies! Aliens! Vampires! Dinosaurs!
Incubus Morning View
Innerpartysystem Innerpartysystem
Jay-Z The Blueprint 3
Mastodon Crack the Skye
MSTRKRFT Fist Of God
My Morning Jacket Evil Urges
Nada Surf The Weight Is a Gift
Nine Inch Nails With Teeth
No Doubt Rock Steady
NOFX Ribbed
Panic! At the Disco A Fever You Can't Sweat Out
Pink Floyd A Momentary Lapse of Reason
Plus 44 When Your Heart Stops Beating
Portugal. The Man The Satanic Satanist
Rage Against the Machine Renegades
Rancid Indestructible
Red Hot Chili Peppers Stadium Arcadium
Reel Big Fish Turn The Radio Off
Say Anything Baseball
Say Anything Say Anything
Set Your Goals This Will Be the Death of Us
Sparta Porcelain
Taking Back Sunday Where You Want To Be
Taking Back Sunday Louder Now
Tapes N Tapes Walk It Off
The Apples in Stereo Velocity Of Sound
The Beatles Let it Be
The Blood Brothers Crimes
The Distillers Sing, Sing Death House
The Fall Of Troy Manipulator
The Fratellis Costello Music
The Killers Sam's Town
The Mars Volta Scab Dates [Live]
This Is Hell Misfortunes
Thrice Identity Crisis
Transplants Transplants
Vanna Curses
Weezer Maladroit

2 poor
311 311
50 Cent Get Rich or Die Tryin'
Against Me! Vivida Vis
Airborne Toxic Event The Airborne Toxic Event
Alexisonfire Watch Out!
Angels and Airwaves I-Empire
Anti-Flag The People Or The Gun
Armor For Sleep What To Do When You are Dead
Big D And The Kids Table Strictly Rude
Circa Survive On Letting Go
Eminem Relapse
I would have liked to see Eminem make this album more serious and introverted, because it's in those brief moments where this album shines. Deja Vu, Crack a Bottle, and Beautiful are vintage Em. And the skits actually enhance the album for once. At the end of the day, though, his choppy flow and weird accent simply ruin some of the songs.
Eminem Encore
Fall Out Boy From Under The Cork Tree
Fear Before Fear Before
Green Day 21st Century Breakdown
Green Day Bullet in a Bible
Guns N' Roses GNR Lies
Heavens Patent Pending
I Set My Friends On Fire You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter
Incubus A Crow Left Of The Murder
Kanye West 808s And Heartbreak
Kevin Devine Make the Clocks Move
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory
Motion City Soundtrack Even If It Kills Me
NOFX Liberal Animation
Of Montreal Hissing Fauna, Are You the Destroyer?
Omar Rodriguez-Lopez Cryptomnesia
Our Last Night The Ghosts Among Us
Panic! At the Disco Pretty. Odd.
Rancid Rancid [2000]
Reel Big Fish Why Do They Rock So Hard?
Sage Francis Human The Death Dance
See You Next Tuesday Intervals
Sex Pistols Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's The Sex
Silverstein Discovering the Waterfront
Sparta Threes
Sparta Wiretap Scars
Straylight Run Straylight Run
Sum 41 All Killer No Filler
System of a Down Toxicity
The Clash Cut The Crap
The Doors L. A. Woman
The Fall Of Troy In The Unlikely Event
The Matches A Band In Hope
The Receiving End of Sirens Between the Heart and the Synapse
These Arms Are Snakes Oxeneers or the Lion Sleeps When Its Antelope Go Home
This Town Needs Guns Animals
Two Tongues Two Tongues
Underoath They're Only Chasing Safety
Underoath The Changing Of Times
Weezer The Red Album

1.5 very poor
30 Seconds to Mars A Beautiful Lie
50 Cent The Massacre
Angels and Airwaves We Don't Need to Whisper
Anti-Flag The Bright Lights of America
Asher Roth Asleep In The Bread Aisle
Atreyu The Curse
Avenged Sevenfold City of Evil
Ben Lee The Rebirth of Venus
Chiodos All's Well That Ends Well
City And Colour Bring Me Your Love
Comeback Kid Broadcasting
Escape the Fate Dying Is Your Latest Fashion
Good Charlotte The Young And The Hopeless
Jet Get Born
Leftover Crack Fuсk World Trade
Limp Bizkit Chocolate Starfish...
Linkin Park Meteora
Metallica St. Anger
Pennywise From The Ashes
Red Hot Chili Peppers One Hot Minute
See You Next Tuesday Parasite
Smashing Pumpkins Zeitgeist
Sum 41 Underclass Hero
The Devil Wears Prada With Roots Above and Branches Below
The Human Abstract Midheaven
The Used In Love and Death
Trapt Trapt
Weezer Make Believe
Weezer Raditude

1 awful
Aiden Nightmare Anatomy
Avenged Sevenfold Avenged Sevenfold
Bring Me The Horizon Suicide Season
Brokencyde BC 13 EP
Emmure Felony
Guttermouth Eat Your Face
Hawthorne Heights The Silence In Black And White
Leftover Crack Mediocre Generica
Soulja Boy Souljaboytellem.com
Staind 14 Shades Of Grey
The Killer and the Star The Killer and the Star

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