Average Rating: 3.61 Rating Variance: 0.54 Objectivity Score: 72% (Fairly Balanced)
Sorted by Rating | Sort by Name5 classicBad Astronaut Houston: We Have a Drinking ProblemBad Brains Bad BrainsQuite easily the best hardcore album ever. Super fast, concise, adrenaline-fueled rage with a message. And a couple of great reggae tunes thrown in too. Don't listen to anything that fool below me says, these guys are by far the most musically talented hardcore band out there even today. Dr. Know is probably the best punk guitarist in history bar-none, H.R. was the most possessed, manic frontman ever at the time, and the rhythm section smokes it. Nothing has touched it in the whole 26 years since its recording and that should say it all.Bad Religion No ControlCave In JupiterDeftones White PonyFaith No More Angel DustGlassjaw Worship and TributeThere isn't much more to say that hasn't been said - Worship & Tribute is, by far, one of the landmark, must-have post-hardcore albums of all time and for good reason. While perhaps not as good as EYEWTKAS song-to-song, as an album this flows like no other. Absolutely amazing lyrics, incredible rhythms, some of the best vocal work this side of Mike Patton, and the best genre-jumping you'll hear on one CD. From the aggressive, unrelenting "Stuck Pig" to the soft inflections of "Must've Run All Day" to the crushing melodies of "Trailer Park Jesus", to the climatic tension of "Two Tabs Of Mescaline"... I could go on forever about the near-perfection of W&T, but instead I'll say this album slays without quarter and you owe it to yourself to get it NOW.Minus The Bear Planet Of IceNine Inch Nails The Downward SpiralPrince Sign O' The TimesPropagandhi Today's Empires, Tomorrow's AshesRadiohead OK ComputerRadiohead Kid ARefused The Shape Of Punk To ComeSmashing Pumpkins Siamese DreamStrung Out The Element of Sonic DefianceThe Beatles The BeatlesWeezer Pinkerton4.5 superbA Wilhelm Scream Career SuicideAlice in Chains DirtAlice in Chains MTV UnpluggedAlice in Chains Black Gives Way to BlueHaters are gonna hate, but this record is undeniably good. The combination of Cantrell and DuVall on vocals, while not quite reaching the heights of the Layne years, do AIC's legacy more than just a little justice, and personally I think DuVall's vocals add a new dimension and twist to the AIC sound while Cantrell's singing keeps that classic sound. Musically this is vintage AIC, complete with crushing riffage and oppressive atmosphere. And it's REALLY heavy, probably their hardest record yet. Just repeat after yourself: this kicks the crap out of anything in modern rock today, Layne's dead, and despite that fact, Black Gives Way To Blue is still really good.At the Drive-In Relationship of CommandBad Astronaut Twelve Small Steps, One Giant DisappointmentAbsolultely stunning album. It's not Houston, We Have A Drinking Problem (a personal classic and near-perfect album), but considering that half of the album was recorded post-humously without Derrick Plourde, AND that the album was considered unlistenable for a while, Joey Cape gains new respect here. From the guarded optimism of "Good Morning Night" to the jarring trainwreck rock of "Best Western", the haunting, folksy acoustic melodies and brooding strings of "Minus", and all the way to the eight-minute masterpiece of "The F Word", Cape and Co. pulled out all the stops here to give Derrick and Bad Astronaut their final send offs. Not surprisingly, Plourde's signature drumming leaves an unmistakable mark on the music, reminding everyone that he was truly a giant among men. The album has a truly schizophrenic quality here, with the post-Derrick tracks sticking out, but the incredible catharsis present here will truly touch anyone with a heart who's ever lost someone. Despite its unfinished/broken sound, this is arguably Cape & Bad Astronaut's finest performance. Buy this NOW.Bad Brains Rock For LightBad Brains I Against IBad Religion Against The Grain (re-issue)Bad Religion The Process of BeliefBad Religion GeneratorBad Religion Against the GrainBeastie Boys Paul's BoutiqueBetween The Buried And Me ColorsBoston BostonBotch An Anthology of Dead EndsBotch We Are The RomansBrand New The Devil And God Are Raging Inside MeBrand New DaisyBrand New follow up everyone's favorite record, TDAG, with a very dense, strange record that's sure to alienate their pop fanbase that nutted over Deja Entendu and may even confuse those that loved the previous record. BN do away with most of the pop hooks and have instead focused their energies on a record that is lean, mean, and at times jarring to listen to, but not without it's own level of brilliance. Songs like "Vices" and "Gasoline" merge raw noise breaks with Lacey's piercing screams (sounding very reminiscent of In Utero) whereas songs like "At The Bottom" and "Bought a Bride" often come across as a mix of the newer sound with flashes of TDAG. I guarantee a lot of their fans will hate this, but those who like growers are going to love this, and Daisy is a strong record as any to go out on.Candiria Kiss The Lie (Vinyl/Digital)Candiria 300 Percent DensityCoheed and Cambria Second Stage Turbine BladeCoheed and Cambria Neverender DVDConverge Jane DoeConverge Axe To FallGodfuckingdammit Converge, I was all set with my 2009 AOTY until you came and done fucked my shit up sideways! In all seriousness, Axe To Fall after even one listen pretty much destroys any and all competition for the top honors, and aside from Jane Doe (and that might be tentative) this is the best shit this band has EVER written. I don't know how Converge got even more brutal AND catchy at the same time and I don't care - this record eats the competition, shits them out and beats the pile with a sledgehammer. Fuck I might even give this a 5, which happens to be the same amount of fingers that fit into radianteclipse's vagina!Cynic Traced In AirDag Nasty Can I Say (Reissue)Dead Kennedys FrankenchristDead Kennedys Give Me Convenience or Give Me DeathDead Kennedys Plastic Surgery DisastersDead Kennedys Fresh Fruit For Rotting VegetablesDeftones Saturday Night WristPretty damn near incredible album. There's really so many great moments on this record it's hard to list. It's not quite at the level of White Pony (and really, what is?) but it's most likely second-illest. Chino's singing is better than ever with some truly awe-inspiring moments ("Combat", "Cherry Waves", "Rats!Rats!Rats!"), Chino and Stephen's guitar interplay is the best yet (and possibly last since Eros is all Stephen), Chi actually writes some sick basslines ("Cherry Waves"), Frank Delgado puts out his finest keyboard/DJ work yet, and Abe is as smooth and sick as ever. The strongest part of the album is the experimentation, though. The sonic backdrops provided by Delgado work perfectly with the ambient, major-key melodies that litter this record. Not to mention that there's hardly a single weak track on the whole album (with the obvious exception of "Pink Cellphone" and the monotonous, pointless inclusion of Serj on "Mein"). The second-best Deftones record and a personal fave.Depeche Mode Songs of Faith and DevotionDepeche Mode ViolatorDr. Dre The Chronicdredg El CieloDrive Like Jehu Yank CrimeDrive Like Jehu Yank Crime [Reissue]Drive Like Jehu Drive Like JehuEagles Hotel CaliforniaEric Clapton UnpluggedGatsbys American Dream Ribbons and SugarGlassjaw Everything You Ever Wanted To Know AboutGospel The Moon is A Dead WorldGreen Day DookieGuns N' Roses Appetite For DestructionHelmet MeantimeHORSE The Band The Mechanical HandHORSE The Band Desperate Living1-2-3 H the B, 1-2-3 H the B. HORSE the motherfucking band, motherfucker. Yeah this rulesHot Cross CryonicsHot Cross Fair Trades And Farewells EPIncubus S.C.I.E.N.C.E.Jane's Addiction Ritual De Lo HabitualJeff Buckley GraceJerry Cantrell Degredation Trip Volumes 1 & 2Completely and criminally neglected, this album may just be the best AIC album never released since 1992's Dirt. Simply put, more people should listen to this. Amazing songwriting, nostalgia (the vocal harmonies are simply awesome and pure AIC), haunting atmosphere and mood (the album was dedicated/written right after the tragic death of Layne Staley), and a stellar rhythm section (provided by none other than Rob Trujillo of Metallica/Suicidal Tendencies/Infectious Grooves on bass and Mike "Puffy" Bordin of Faith No More/Ozzy fame) make this album the one that Alice In Chains should've gone out on. Cantrell proves that he was the real man behind the curtain in a LOT of AIC's best material, and the result of Degradation Trip 1&2 is simply that both discs are better than just about all modern rock/alternative rock out today. Covers so many moods and styles with great guitar riffs/solos and highly emotive singing courtesy of Cantrell. Get this right effing now.Jimi Hendrix Are You ExperiencedJimi Hendrix Axis: Bold As LoveJohn Mayer ContinuumKing Crimson In the Court of the Crimson KingLagwagon Let's Talk About FeelingsLed Zeppelin Physical GraffitiLed Zeppelin Houses of the HolyLed Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IVLed Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IILifetime Jersey's Best DancersLifetime Hello Bastardsmaudlin of the Well Bathmaudlin of the Well Leaving Your Body MapMegadeth Rust In PeaceMetallica Master of PuppetsmewithoutYou Brother, SisterMichael Jackson ThrillerMinor Threat Complete DiscographyModern Life Is War WitnessMuse Origin of SymmetryNine Inch Nails The FragileNirvana MTV Unplugged in New YorkNirvana In UteroNirvana NevermindNOFX The DeclineNOFX So Long and Thanks for All the ShoesNOFX Punk In DrublicNWA Straight Outta ComptonOpeth Blackwater ParkOutkast AqueminiPeter Gabriel Peter Gabriel (III)Pink Floyd The WallPink Floyd Dark Side of the MoonPink Floyd Wish You Were HerePoison The Well The Tropic RotWow. Fucking wow. This album RIPS. Definitely what Versions should have been. Amazing guitar work, insane drumming, some highly-improved clean vocals and a crushing, oppressive atmosphere, along with some varied songwriting and highly seductive melodies. The coolest thing is that just about everyone wrote these guys off years ago, but The Tropic Rot should change that pronto. Could be the best post-hardcore of the release of the year. We're waiting, Glassjaw.Prince Purple RainPropagandhi Supporting CasteUmm did anyone really doubt this would be spectacular? Supporting Caste is pretty much the ultimate Propagandhi record. It combines the aggression and brilliant guitar of TETA with the longer, epic prog moments hinted at on PCL (check out the insane rhythms of "Night Letters") combined with the catchy songwriting of Less Talk, More Rock. Only turned up to 11. The musicianship is just unf*ckwithable and the lyrics as always are intelligent and in-your-face. The first half of this record is pretty much classic while the second half even in its weaker moments slay most other bands' full-lengths. The strongest aspect of the record is undeniably the guitar interplay between Chris and The Beaver, which should by all means blow your mind if you have a pulse. The album, unlike Potemkin, never gets too long in the tooth and wastes not one second or falls flat musically. Might just top TETA with time and it flat-out blows Potemkin out of the water. Album of the year contender without a doubt.Queens Of The Stone Age Songs For The DeafQuicksand SlipRage Against the Machine Rage Against the MachineRush Moving PicturesSlayer Reign in BloodSlayer South of HeavenSonic Youth Daydream NationSonic Youth Daydream Nation (Deluxe Edition)Soundgarden SuperunknownStevie Ray Vaughan Texas FloodStevie Ray Vaughan Couldn't Stand the WeatherStone Temple Pilots PurpleStrung Out Exile In OblivionStrung Out Live in a DiveStrung Out An American ParadoxStrung Out Twisted By DesignTelevision Marquee MoonThe Beatles Abbey RoadThe Beatles RevolverThe Dillinger Escape Plan Irony Is A Dead SceneThe Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating InfinityThe Fall Of Troy Ghostship DemosThe Police SynchronicityThe Police Regatta de BlancThe Police Message in a Box: The Complete RecordingsThe Police Certifiable: Live In Buenos Aires (CD/DVD)After a 23-year absence, The Police return in (almost) all of their former glory. One of the best things about this live album is the extended jams, solos, and re-arrangements that breath fresh air into the old songs ("Wrapped Around Your Finger", "Driven To Tears", "King Of Pain", and the "VIMH/WTWIRDYMTBOWSA" medley simply destroy the old album cuts), which of course still sound fresh even today. Sting's bass work is stronger than ever and pushed up in the mix. Stewart Copeland is still a drumming prodigy and the star of the show, playing tastefully and unloading the heavy artillery when needed. Andy Summers fiery playing belies his 64 years of age, tossing off solos left and right along with his trademark chorus/effect-laden chordal patterns. The band truly sounds amazing, hands-down. Despite a few stumbles ("Don't Stand So Close To Me" is a bit too pedestrian, "Truth Hits Everybody" is about half-speed, and Sting can't quite hit those notes like he used to) the band is tighter and better than ever before, and like Sting said, they were really good to begin with. Simply put, there aren't any bands like this around anymore and that's a shame.Them Crooked Vultures Them Crooked VulturesThrice The Illusion of SafetyThrice The Alchemy Index: Vols. I and II...Thrice VheissuTool AenimaUnited Nations United NationsF*cking insane grindcore meets Thursday meets Daryl Palumbo ripping his vocal chords to shreds over some insanely technical guitar riffs and insane drumming, with some killer melodies thrown in to make it sexy. Finally, a Daryl P. side project that doesn't suck ass. But yeah, T.S.R.Weezer The Blue AlbumWeezer Blue Album Deluxe Edition4 excellent30 Seconds to Mars 30 Seconds to Mars311 Transistor311 311A Perfect Circle Mer de NomsA Wilhelm Scream RuinerA Wilhelm Scream Mute PrintA Wilhelm Scream A Wilhelm ScreamAFI Sing the SorrowAFI All Hallow's EPAFI Black Sails in the SunsetAFI The Art of DrowningAlice in Chains The Essential Alice in ChainsAlice in Chains Alice in ChainsAlice in Chains Jar of FliesAnthrax Among the LivingAt the Drive-In This Station is Non-OperationalAt the Drive-In Vaya EPAt the Drive-In In / Casino / OutBad Astronaut AcrophobeBad Religion Live at the Palladium (DVD)Bad Religion The Empire Strikes FirstBad Religion SufferBeastie Boys The Sounds of Science (AnthologyBeastie Boys Aglio e OlioBeastie Boys Ill CommunicationBeastie Boys Check Your HeadBeatallica BeatallicaBetween The Buried And Me The Silent CircusBetween The Buried And Me AlaskaBetween The Buried And Me The Great MisdirectWhile IMO this doesn't top the ambition and overall feel of Colors, The Great Misdirect is easily BTBAM's most fluid, cohesive listen yet. The tech is off the charts and I'm happy they're putting the metalcore on the backburner for a more progressive sound. Really really awesome stuff.Black Star Black StarBlacklisted Heavier Than Heaven, Lonelier Than Godblink-182 Dude RanchBotch American NervosoBrand New Fight Off Your Demons (Untitled Demos)Brand New Deja EntenduCandiria Surrealistic MadnessCandiria Beyond Reasonable DoubtCandiria Toying With The Insanities Vol. 1Candiria Toying With The Insanities Vol. 2Cave In Perfect Pitch BlackCave In Planets of OldCave In Until Your Heart StopsChoke Slow Fade Or: How I Learned To Question InfinitySprawling, catchy, magnificently written, and progressive in the truest sense of the word, this band (and album) caught me completely by surprise. Choke just may be Canada's best-kept secret. Take a little Rush, a little Thrice, and some Drive Like Jehu time signature change-ups and sprinkle a heap of melody, and you've got these guys in a nutshell. Beautiful ambient parts mesh with furiously tense, interweaving guitar parts that never seem to repeat, hard-hitting drumming with subtle meter/time shifts all over the place, and a vocalist who oftentimes doesn't seem to be singing the same song the band is playing, and yet it all makes perfect sense. And when the swirling maelstrom of noise comes together, it will send chills up your spine. BUY THIS ALBUM.Choke There's A Story To This MoralCircle Takes The Square As The Roots UndoCity Of Caterpillar City Of CaterpillarCoheed and Cambria Good Apollo, I'm Burning Star IV...Coheed and Cambria In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3Converge When Forever Comes Crashing (Remastered)Converge You Fail MeConverge Petitioning The Empty SkyCream Disraeli GearsDangerDoom The Mouse & The MaskDarkest Hour Undoing RuinDavid Gilmour Live in GdanskDead Kennedys Bedtime For DemocracyDeath By Stereo If Looks Could Kill, I'd Watch You DieDeath By Stereo Into the Valley of the DeathDeath By Stereo Day of the DeathDeath By Stereo Death AliveDeftones Around The FurDepeche Mode Playing The AngelDepeche Mode Music for the MassesDepeche Mode Black CelebrationDepeche Mode Sounds Of The UniverseDescendents Milo Goes to CollegeDillinger Four C I V I L W A RDMX It's Dark and Hell Is Hotdredg LeitmotifEric B. & Rakim Paid in FullEric Clapton From The CradleFair To Midland Fables From a MayflyFaith No More King For A Day, Fool For A LifetimeFaith No More The Real ThingFear Before The Always Open MouthFear Before Art DamageFinch Say Hello To SunshineEasily the best and most underrated Finch album. Say Hello To Sunshine is a much darker, heavier affair, forgoing the pop-punk stylings of their debut album (the incredibly overrated What It Is To Burn). Everyone in the band stepped up their game here, especially Nate with his vocals. He has a Mike Patton Jr. thing going here and he pulls it off pretty flawlessly. The band's rhythm section has improved tremendously, favoring odd-time signatures and sudden meter shifts while the two guitarists trade off with some killer, off-kilter guitar riffs reminicient of Thrice making love to The Mars Volta. Aside from a few semi-clunkers (Hopeless Host, Bitemarks And Bloodstains), this is about as flawless mix of post-hardcore, prog, and alt-rock as you'll get.Finch Finch (EP)Frodus And We Washed Our Weapons In The Seafun. Aim and IgniteGarbage GarbageGatsbys American Dream Gatsby's American DreamGatsbys American Dream VolcanoGive up the Ghost Year OneGlassjaw El Mark EPGnarls Barkley St. ElsewhereGood Riddance Bound by Ties of Blood and AffectionGreen Day NimrodGreen Day InsomniacGreen Day KerplunkHeiruspecs A Tiger DancingHella There's No 666 In Outer SpaceHouse Of Blow Myspace SongsHUM Downward Is HeavenwardHusker Du Zen ArcadeIgnite Our Darkest DaysIgnite A place called homeIn Flames The Jester RaceIn Pieces Lions Write HistoryIncubus Make YourselfIsis PanopticonJapandroids Post-NothingJawbreaker 24 Hour Revenge TherapyJawbreaker Dear YouJeff Beck Blow By BlowJimi Hendrix Electric LadylandJimi Hendrix First Rays of the New Rising SunJohn Mayer Where the Light IsJohn Mayer Trio TRY! John Mayer Trio in ConcertJudas Priest PainkillerKayo Dot Choirs of the EyeKid Dynamite Kid DynamiteKid Kilowatt Guitar Method 1996-1999Kidcrash JokesKillswitch Engage Alive or Just BreathingKiss Kiss Kiss KissKyuss Blues for the Red SunLagwagon ResolveLagwagon BlazeLagwagon Double PlaidinumLagwagon HossLagwagon TrashedLagwagon Live In A DiveLed Zeppelin PresenceLed Zeppelin Led Zeppelin ILed Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IIILifetime LifetimeLifetime, after a ten-year break, are back and in charge again. Forget FOB, Bayside, etc... this is the real pop-punk deal. Sweet-like-candy hardcore with heartfelt lyrics, breakneck tempos, and all-around incredible energy. This album pretty much picks up right where Jersey's Best Dancers left off... this album could've easily been made in 1999 and if it had, I'm pretty sure Lifetime would be far bigger than the underground (yet highly influential) cult following they have. It's not quite as good as Jersey's Best Dancers (which I consider a melodic-hardcore masterpiece), but more than effective on its own rights. If you even remotely like pop-punk or hardcore you owe it to yourself to get this now. Welcome back guys.Manchester Orchestra Mean Everything To NothingMarathon MarathonMastodon LeviathanMastodon Crack the SkyeZOMG this album doesn't own, it rapes your soul! And stuff. To be honest, this is probably Mastodon's most cohesive album yet. The hooks are better than ever, Brann lays back just enough to let everyone else shine a bit more, and both guitarists have stepped the game up considerably with some quite awesome guitar solos. Buuuuuuuuut the vocals still suck 50% of the time, the concept is incredibly mind-numbingly retarded (I mean seriously read the excerpt from Brann Dailor on Wikipedia), and some of the songs go a little too far up their own asses. Otherwise, solid, kick-ass metal record but there's no way in hell this is 2009's Traced In Air as there's no comparison to that record.maudlin of the Well My Fruit Psychobells... A Seed Combustiblemaudlin of the Well Part the SecondAlbum is really really good. But a little less first half "Heaven And Weak", a little more second half "Heaven And Weak" next time dudes. Not to say it isn't great - it most certainly is - but one of the best attributes of motW was how they juxtaposed crushingly heavy sections with absolutely beautiful passages in the blink of an eye. The record is quite pretty but I want some fug in there too.Megadeth EndgameMetallica ...And Justice for AllMetallica Ride the LightningMetallica Live Sh*t: Binge and PurgeMetallica S&MMetallica Death MagneticMethod Man TicalMichael Jackson Off The WallMillencolin Pennybridge PioneersMillion Dead A Song to RuinMinus The Bear Menos El OsoMinus The Bear Highly Refined PiratesMinus The Bear They Make Beer Commercials Like ThisMinus The Bear AcousticsMinus The Bear do it again, offering up a collection of their staple tracks (along with a brand new one) and giving them the acoustic once-over. Many of the tracks stay very true to the original arrangements, but considering that many of MTB's riffs are sampled/looped, the fact that it's all transcribed onto acoustic is pretty cool. Unlike many bands who just throw a few generic open chords together to make the "Acoustic Version", MTB go the Thrice route and re-arrange the songs, some with just enough subtleties ("Knights"), others a complete reworking ("Burying Luck", "Throwin' Shapes") to effectively make them sound fresh and new.Minus The Bear Into The Mirror EPMinus The Bear return from 2007's brilliant Planet Of Ice with this teaser EP, consisting of "Into The Mirror" and "Broken China". The former song sounds kind of like a sleazy porn film, bolstered by sparse, staccato keyboard chords and complete with plenty of references to coke ("There's a mirror for the 'cane in the bathroom"). The song itself may be one of the catchiest MTB has written yet. "Broken China" is probably the heaviest and weirdest MTB song released so far, with heavy downbeats and some awesome guitar freakouts in the bridge. Appetite whetted yet? Get it now since it's only $2.Misery Signals MirrorsMisery Signals ControllerWhile it doesn't smack you in the earhole like Mirrors did front-to-back, Controller is Misery Signal's most polished, complete outing, and Karl's vox absolutely slay. The band have stepped it up in the melody department while simultaneously coming up with some of their most punishing riffs and songs ever. Possible heavy/metal record of the year, at least until Deftones/Glassjaw/Metallica (yeah j/k) drops, anyways.Mr. Bungle CaliforniaMr. Bungle Disco VolanteMuse H.A.A.R.PMuse Black Holes and RevelationsMuse Absolution Tour [2004]Muse Hullabaloo [Live CD or DVD]MxPx Let It HappenNine Inch Nails Pretty Hate MachineNine Inch Nails And All That Could Have BeenNine Inch Nails Year ZeroNine Inch Nails Ghosts I-IVNine Inch Nails Broken [EP]Nine Inch Nails The SlipThe increasingly prolific Trent Reznor does it again. A scant two months after the release of his massive Ghosts I-IV album, Reznor drops The Slip (for free no less). This is some of the man's strongest work in years, combining the slick atmosphere and sonic landscapes of Ghosts and The Fragile with some of With Teeth's pop/rock aesthetic. While it's no The Downward Spiral or The Fragile (and really, stop expecting the sequels fanboys), the songwriting is more accessible and focused than Year Zero and stronger overall than any of With Teeth. The end result is a great record that is arguably Reznor's finest work in the last eight years.Nirvana From the Muddy Banks of the WishkahNirvana IncesticideNo Knife Riot For Romance!No Knife Fire In The City Of AutomatonsNo Trigger CanyoneerNo Use for a Name Making FriendsNo Use for a Name Hard Rock BottomNo Use for a Name More Betterness!NOFX Never Trust A Hippy EPNOFX The Greatest Songs Ever Written (By Us)NOFX 10 Years Of Fuckin' UpNOFX Pump Up The ValuumNOFX I Heard They Suck Live!!NOFX White Trash, Two Heebs, And A BeanNOFX RibbedNOFX 45 Or 46 Songs That Weren't Good EnoughNOFX They've Actually Gotten Worse LiveNOFX CoasterAfter spending some quality time with the album today, I've changed my mind a bit. Through-and-through it doesn't touch the mid-90's stuff, but Coaster is definitely the best record NOFX has done since Pump Up The Valuum. While it's their most mid-tempo, poppy outing yet, the songs are all overwhelmingly good, minus a few clunkers ("Creeping Out Sara", "The Quitter"). "Eddie, Bruce & Paul" might just be the best song the band has done since the SLATFATS days (musically, not counting The Decline), the variety of music is excellent, and the songwriting is what Wolves In Wolves' Clothing and War On Errorism should have been. The true star of the record is El Hefe, who proves his name by laying down some REALLY excellent solos and leads all over the place and it's about time Fat Mike let his skills really shine. It's no Punk In Drublic or SLATFATS, but Coaster is a more than worthy addition to NOFX's catalogue.NOFX/Rancid NOFX/Rancid - BYO Split Series Vol. 3Oasis Whats the Story Morning GloryOperation Ivy EnergyOutkast Speakerboxxx/The Love BelowPantera Vulgar Display Of PowerPantera Cowboys From HellParkway Drive Killing With A SmilePearl Jam TenPelican The Fire in Our Throats Will Beckon...Pennywise Straight AheadPennywise Full CirclePeter Gabriel UpPeter Gabriel SoPeter Gabriel UsPeter Gabriel Peter Gabriel (II)Prince MusicologyPrince 1999Prince LOtUSFLOW3RPropagandhi Potemkin City LimitsPublic Enemy Fear Of A Black PlanetQueen A Night at the OperaQueens Of The Stone Age Rated RQueens Of The Stone Age Over the Years and Through the WoodsQueens Of The Stone Age Lullabies to ParalyzeRadiohead The BendsRadiohead Hail To The ThiefRadiohead In RainbowsRage Against the Machine Live At The Grand Olympic Auditorium (DVD)Rage Against the Machine Evil EmpireRancid Rancid [2000]Refused Refused Are F*cking DeadRefused Songs to Fan the Flames of DiscontentRighteous Jams Rage of DisciplineRise Against Revolutions Per MinuteRush Permanent WavesRx Bandits MandalaSantana AbraxasSaosin Translating The Name (Death Do Us Part)Sepultura Beneath the RemainsShadows Fall The Art of BalanceShai Hulud That Within Blood Ill-TemperedSilversun Pickups SwoonSlayer Christ IllusionSlayer Seasons in the AbyssSlayer Still ReigningSlayer Decade of AggressionSmashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and the Infinite SadnessSmashing Pumpkins Rotten ApplesSnoop Dogg DoggystyleSonic Youth Murray StreetSonic Youth Goo (Deluxe Edition)Sons Of Abraham Termites In His SmileSoundgarden BadmotorfingerSparta PorcelainSparta Wiretap ScarsSpinal Tap This Is Spinal TapStevie Ray Vaughan Soul to SoulStevie Ray Vaughan Live at Montreux: 1982 & 1985 (DVD)Stevie Ray Vaughan In StepStevie Ray Vaughan The Sky Is CryingSting Ten Summoner's TalesStone Temple Pilots CoreStone Temple Pilots Thank YouStrung Out Suburban Teenage Wasteland BluesStrung Out Agents Of The UndergroundVery very good record. Melds the pop with the punk/metal superbly and does it a lot better than Blackhawks Over Los Angeles did, but in general has a bit more of an aggressive edge than the aforementioned album while retaining a distinct melodic nod to their Twisted By Design/STWB days, so musically it seems to be the culimination of Strung Out's long and celebrated line of stellar releases. One very cool thing is the production, which while distinct is quite raw and the virtual opposite of the gloss and overproduction (especially on vocals) of Exile and Blackhawks. Jury's still out on whether it will stack up to Exile In Oblivion, AAP or Element, but this is hovering right around them. Here's to 20 more years dudes.Sublime SublimeSublime 40 Oz. to FreedomSuicidal Tendencies FreedumbSuperjoint Ritual A Lethal Dose of American HatredSystem of a Down Steal This Album!System of a Down ToxicitySystem of a Down System of a DownTelevision Live @ The Old Waldorf, San Francisco 6/29/78The Beatles Let it BeThe Beatles Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club BandThe Beatles Rubber SoulThe Beatles Rubber Soul (US)The Black Keys Attack & ReleaseThe Clash London Calling: Legacy EditionThe Dillinger Escape Plan Miss MachineThe Doors The Best Of The DoorsThe Fall Of Troy The Fall Of TroyThe Gaslight Anthem The '59 SoundThe Lawrence Arms The Greatest Story Ever ToldThe Mars Volta De-Loused in the ComatoriumThe Mars Volta The Bedlam In GoliathThe Mars Volta Frances the MuteThe Nation of Ulysses 13-Point Program To Destroy AmericaThe Nation of Ulysses Plays Pretty for BabyThe Ocean PrecambrianThe Offspring Ixnay On The HombreThe Offspring SmashThe Police Outlandos d'AmourThe Police Zenyatta MondattaThe Sound of Animals Fighting Tiger & The DukeThe Strokes Is This It?The Who Who's NextThe Who TommyThe XX xxThin Lizzy JailbreakThrice If We Could Only See Us NowThrice The Artist In The AmbulanceThrice Red Sky EPThrice The Alchemy Index Vols. III and IV...Thrice BeggarsThrice continues to surprise with Beggars. The album is definitely a bit more uptempo (in spots) than either Vheissu or The Alchemy Index, but unlike past works, Thrice has learned how to really groove within a song as opposed to letting the structure control the music ("All The World Is Mad", "The Weight"). The band has also continued their unabashed love of Radiohead ("Circles", In Exile") and has almost completely jettisoned their post-hardcore past, with the exception of "Talking Through Glass" (which just may be one of the best songs they've ever done). Let's face it, Thrice will never put out Illusion Of Safety 2. The record does slip a little with some of the slower, quieter numbers as they all sound very similar to one another, and the album lacks the epic production/composition of Vheissu and Alchemy, but this record is far and away the most cohesive work they've done since Vheissu.Thursday A City By the Light DividedTom Petty and the Heartbreakers Greatest HitsTomahawk TomahawkTomahawk Mit GasTool LateralusTrophy Scars Hospital MusicTrophy Scars Bad LuckTub Ring The Great FilterU2 Achtung BabyU2 WarU2 The Joshua TreeUnderoath Define the Great LineUnearth III: In the Eyes of FireUnearth The Oncoming StormVan Halen 1984Van Halen Fair WarningWes Montgomery The Incredible Jazz Guitar of Wes MontgomeryWhite Zombie Astro Creep: 2000 -- Songs of Love, Destruction, aZZ Top Eliminator3.5 great311 From Chaos311 SoundsystemA Perfect Circle Thirteenth StepA Static Lullaby A Static LullabyAlexisonfire AlexisonfireAlice in Chains FaceliftAnamanaguchi Dawn MetropolisAnberlin Blueprints For The Black MarketAnberlin Never Take Friendship PersonalAvenged Sevenfold Waking the FallenBad Brains Build A NationBad Religion The Gray RaceBad Religion All AgesBad Religion Stranger Than FictionBad Religion Recipe for HateBad Religion Back to the KnownBad Religion How Could Hell Be Any Worse?Bad Religion New Maps Of HellBattles MirroredBeastie Boys To the 5 BoroughsBeastie Boys Licensed To IllBeloved Failure OnBetween The Buried And Me The Anatomy OfBilly Idol Idol Songs: 11 of the Bestblink-182 blink-182blink-182 Enema Of The Stateblink-182 Cheshire CatCandiria What Doesn't Kill You...It's pretty disgusting when a band as revolutionary in sound as Candiria is gets absolutely no respect or recognition outside of the NYC hardcore fans. Candiria showed everyone on this record that they had quite the melodic side as well, mixing their mathy hardcore-meets-jazz-meets-metal sound with some honest-to-God pop sensibilities ("Remove Yourself" is INSANELY catchy). Carley Coma's vocals improved tenfold, capable of going from guttural roars into smooth melodic crooning. The band themselves have become even better, with Kenneth Schalk laying down some truly awe-inspiring grooves amidst the crazy technical drumming. Newcomer Micheal MacIvor's bass lines provided a newfound melodic counterpoint to John LaMacchia and Eric Matthew's palm-muted angular riffs. While labeled by many as a "sell-out" (and there are definitely cheesier moments that are clearly trying to be overtly radio-friendly), What Doesn't Kill You... brought a whole new dish to Candiria's table, which contributed to the alt-metal assault of their final record (and IMO, magnum opus), Kiss The Lie. So yeah get this.Candiria The C.O.M.A. ImprintCasket Salesmen Sleeping GiantsCave In AntennaCave In Tides of TomorrowChevelle Wonder What's NextChevelle Point #1Children Of Bodom Hate Crew DeathrollClassic Case Dressed To DepressThis album has a definitive "it" factor. While not the most original band to ever come along, Classic Case do the whole emocore/post-hardcore thing with a surprising freshness, keeping it heavy and ultra-melodic without overdoing either aspect. You'll hear a wide variety of musical tastes all throughout this record - some Glassjaw, a little Quicksand, even some U2 and The Police are in there. Nary a scream to be found here, which is great and (sadly) unusual for a post-hardcore group. These dudes write some seriously catchy songs without sacrificing the tech or emotion... listen to "Revival", "Elegy", or "Hospitalized" to get a fair idea of what you're in for. Some seriously excellent drumming here, too, courtesy of Durijah Lang (of current Glassjaw fame), decent lyrics, and overall excellent musicianship (they actually solo!). Look for some big things in the future by this band (new album Losing At Life out on 2/20/07).Clipse Hell Hath No FuryCoheed and Cambria Good Apollo...No World For TomorrowCoheed and Cambria Live At La Zona RosaColdplay Viva La VidaConverge No HeroesCorrosion of Conformity AnimosityDarkest Hour Deliver UsDavid Gilmour On An IslandDe La Soul 3 Feet High And RisingDead Kennedys Mutiny On The Bay: [Live]Death By Stereo Death for LifeDef Leppard PyromaniaDeftones DeftonesDenali The InstinctDenali DenaliDepeche Mode UltraDescendents Cool To Be YouDMX Flesh Of My Flesh, Blood Of My BloodElton John Goodbye Yellow Brick RoadEric Clapton JourneymanFaith No More Album Of The YearFaith No More This Is It-The Best of Faith No MoreFall Out Boy Folie a DeuxForgive Durden WonderlandFoxboro Hot Tubs Stop Drop and RollFoxy Shazam The Flamingo TriggerFugazi 13 SongsFuneral Diner The UnderdarkGang Of Four Return The GiftGhostlimb Bearing & DistanceGnarls Barkley The Odd CoupleGogol Bordello Super TarantaGreen Day American IdiotGreen Day International SuperhitsGreen Day 1039/Smoothed Out Slappy HoursGreg Graffin Cold as the ClayGuns N' Roses Chinese DemocracyHe Is Legend 91025Heaven and Hell The Devil You KnowHopesfall A TypesHopesfall Magnetic NorthHORSE The Band R. BorlaxHORSE The Band A Natural DeathHot Cross Risk RevivalHot Snakes Audit In ProgressIn Flames Come ClarityIn Flames Reroute to RemainIncubus Light GrenadesIncubus A Crow Left Of The MurderJames Brown Live At The ApolloJerry Cantrell Boggy DepotJimi Hendrix BluesJohn Mayer Battle StudiesAlbum's really really good but it's no Continuum. I see this being a grower though.Jon Spencer Blues Explosion Plastic FangJulian Casablancas Phrazes for the YoungJurassic 5 Quality ControlKanye West The College DropoutKanye West Late RegistrationKillswitch Engage The End of HeartacheLagwagon DuhLagwagon My Older Brother Used To Listen To LagwagonLamb of God SacramentLed Zeppelin In Through the Out DoorLed Zeppelin CodaMad Caddies Rock the PlankMaps and Atlases Tree, Swallows, HousesMastodon Blood MountainMatchbook Romance VoicesMatisyahu Live At Stubb'sMetallica MetallicaMetallica Kill Em AllMike Patton and The X-Ecutioners General Patton Vs The X-EcutionersMinty Fresh Beats JaydioheadModest Mouse We Were Dead Before the Ship Even SankMos Def The New DangerMuse ShowbizMuse Hullabullo SoundtrackMute Math Mute MathMxPx Life in GeneralNine Inch Nails With TeethNirvana With the Lights Out (Boxed Set)No Doubt Tragic KingdomNo Use for a Name !Leche Con Carne!No Use for a Name All The Best SongsNo Use for a Name The Feel Good Record of the YearNOFX War On ErrorismNOFX Heavy Petting ZooNOFX Surfer EPOnly Crime VirulenceA very very good album, although it falls short of expectations. I mean, come on! Let's all consider that this band is made up of vocalist Russ Rankin (Good Riddance), drummer Bill Stevenson (those little bands Black Flag, Descendents, ALL...), guitarists Aaron Dalbec (Converge, Bane, Hagfish) and Zach Blair (GWAR, Hagfish), and bassist Doni Blair (Hagfish, Armstrong). I mean this should be the best f*cking hardcore band EVER. And even at this seemingly 50% effort, they churned out a record as excellent as Virulence. The album is far more focused and heavy than To The Nines could've hoped to be (although the first record is in fact very good). Their next album is what I'm really looking forward to. It's a bit of a letdown that this album shat on Good Riddance's latest record, considering how great Russ' voice and lyrics are here. A must-buy for melodic hardcore with a dissonant edge, not to mention absolutely superb musicianship (especially Bill's drumming) and lyrics.Opeth WatershedOutkast ATLiensOzzy Osbourne Live and LoudPeter Gabriel Peter Gabriel (IV, or Security)Peter Gabriel Peter Gabriel (I)Plus 44 When Your Heart Stops BeatingPoison The Well VersionsPoison The Well You Come Before YouPrince 3121Prince BatmanPrince MPLSoUNDProbot ProbotPropagandhi Less Talk, More RockPropagandhi How to Clean EverythingProtest the Hero FortressRage Against the Machine The Battle Of Los AngelesRed Hot Chili Peppers BloodSugarSexMagikRefused The EP CompilationRise Against The Unraveling (Re-Issue)Rise Against Siren Song Of The Counter CultureRise Against The UnravelingSaetia A RetrospectiveShadows Fall The War WithinShadows Fall Of One BloodShadows Fall Fallout From The WarShai Hulud Misanthropy PureSikTh Death Of A Dead DaySlayer Hell AwaitsSlayer World Painted BloodLOL at the people bitching as to why Slayer didn't change their sound. Uh fucking A Thor you gave Christ Illusion a 4 and this is virtually the same record, maybe give or take some br00tality + a ridiculously shit mix courtesy of the guy that killed Death Magnetic (yeah you fucking asshole Greh Fidelmann, you fucking suck and never get near a mixing board ever again). Dudes this age are usually planning their check-out ticket, not delivering thrash that (no matter how crap compared to RIB/SOH) still kicks the crap out degenerates like Metallica and breaks necks everywhere.Smashing Pumpkins ZeitgeistSonic Youth Rather RippedSonic Youth GooSoundgarden Down on the UpsideSparta ThreesSpinal Tap Break Like The WindSpinal Tap Back From The DeadStone Temple Pilots No.4Stone Temple Pilots Tiny Music...Songs From The Vatican...Strung Out Crossroads and IllusionsStrung Out Blackhawks Over Los AngelesSublime Acoustic - Bradley Nowell & FriendsSum 41 Does This Look InfectedSum 41 Half Hour Of PowerSystem of a Down HypnotizeSystem of a Down MezmerizeTeam Sleep Team SleepTestament The GatheringThe Beatles A Hard Day's NightThe Beatles Please Please MeThe Black Keys ThickfreaknessThe Fall Of Troy DoppelgangerThe Fucking Champs IIIThe Fucking Champs VThe Fucking Champs IVThe Mars Volta TremulantThe Network Money Money 2020The Number Twelve Looks Like You MongrelThe Offspring AmericanaThe Pax Cecilia Blessed Are The BondsThe Police Ghost In The MachineThe Police Live!The Prodigy The Fat Of The LandThe Strokes First Impressions of EarthThe Strokes Room On FireThe White Stripes ElephantThin Lizzy Bad ReputationThis Is Hell SundowningThis Is Hell This Is Hell EPThis Is Hell MisfortunesThrice Identity CrisisThrice Come All You Weary EP (iTunes)Thrice Best Buy CD SamplerThursday Common ExistenceBy far the most consistent record Thursday has done since War All The Time. Common Existence is a focused, aggressive record that more or less erases the doubts anyone had following their last lukewarm effort. The screamo-meets-Envy sound attempted on the Thursday/Envy Split is now perfected and pays off in spades. Although there are still a few minor production flaws, songs like "As He Climbed The Dark Mountain", "You Were The Cancer", "Friends In The Armed Forces", and "Unintended Long Term Effects" show why Thursday is and always will be a head above their post-hardcore brethren. Now go tell Daryl to finsh the f*cking Glassjaw record, Geoff.Tool 10,000 DaysTool UndertowTool OpiateTrocadero Roses Are Red, Violets Are BlueUnearth The Stings of ConscienceVan Halen Van HalenVan Halen Van Halen IIVelvet Revolver ContrabandWeezer MaladroitWhole Wheat Bread Minority RulesZozobra Bird of Prey3 good30 Seconds to Mars A Beautiful LieA Static Lullaby ...And Don't Forget to BreatheA Wilhelm Scream Benefits of Thinking Out LoudAFI I Heard a Voice DVDAFI Shut Your Mouth + Open Your EyesAFI Answer That And Stay FashionableAFI Very Proud Of YaAlexisonfire CrisisAvenged Sevenfold City of EvilAvenged Sevenfold Sounding the Seventh TrumpetBayside The Walking WoundedBeastie Boys Hello NastyBeastie Boys The Mix UpBigwig Stay AsleepBlaqk Audio CexCellsblink-182 The Mark, Tom, And Travis Showblink-182 BuddhaBloodhound Gang Hooray For BoobiesBox Car Racer Box Car RacerBright Eyes Digital Ash in a Digital UrnBullet For My Valentine The PoisonChevelle This Type of Thinking (Could Do Us In)Chevelle Vena SeraChevelle Sci-Fi CrimesChickenfoot ChickenfootChildren Of Bodom Are You Dead Yet?Chimaira Impossiblity of ReasonCKY Volume 1Classic Case Losing At LifeCoheed and Cambria Live at the Starland Ballroom (DVD+CD)Darkest Hour Hidden Hands Of A Sadist NationDarkest Hour So Sedated, So SecureDeath Cab For Cutie TransatlanticismDeftones AdrenalineDepeche Mode ExciterDepeche Mode Some Great RewardDMX ...And Then There Was XDrist Orchids And AmmunitionEagles Long Road Out Of EdenEvery Time I Die The Big DirtyFall Out Boy Infinity On HighFall Out Boy From Under The Cork TreeFall Out Boy Take This To Your GraveGlassjaw Kiss Kiss Bang Bang EPThis is the album where Glassjaw began to really start to develop it's current sound. Not to mention the Hannukah Grinch, Justin Beck himself, plays the drums on this album/lineup. "Star Above My Bed" and "Black Coffee" are some of their fan-favorite songs and display a staggering mix of power where good ol' Long Island HC came together with Glassjaw's growing fascination with Stillsuit-style post-hardcore, which continues even into their current-day sound, tremendously on Worship And Tribute. This EP is notoriously hard to find, but can be found on Glassjaw.net if I'm not mistaken. A more-than-worthy listen to anyone who even remotely likes post-hardcore.Glassjaw The Don Fury Sessions 1&2Green Day WarningGreen Day ShenanigansGreen Day 21st Century BreakdownThey're not getting a free pass on this one. Whereas American Idiot was a fresh new take on the Green Day sound (for the most part), this record takes BJ Armstrong's obsession with The Who just a little too far. The consistency is simply not there and while the melodies and songwriting are all pretty standard-issue Green Day (i.e., catchy and fun), there's no musical substance underneath the proceedings. And come on, 18 songs of three-chord jams? They could have taken six off and it would have been much better in the end. And wtf is with these lyrics? Armstrong was never a literary wordsmith but these are TOYPAJ blink-era bad, if not worse. Overall, not shit but certainly GD's weakest album in a long time.Hatebreed SupremacyHatebreed PerseveranceHe Is Legend I Am HollywoodHead Automatica DecadenceHORSE The Band Pizza EPHORSE is back a scant year after the release of The Mechanical Hand with the Pizza EP. The good news? It's HORSE. The keyboards are in full swing here, serving up deliciously twisted melodies (check out the bridge and outro of Crippled By Pizza) and walls-of-sound that serve as sonic backdrops to Dave Isen's fleet guitarwork. Band-wise, everything's tight. The not-so-good? The songs here just aren't anywhere as good as their previous work. I mean Pizza NIF is great, Werepizza and Antipizza rock, and the TMNT theme is absolutely classic, but the super-clean production takes a lot of the aggression out of HORSE's sound, the drumming is off in parts (they've since kicked Eli out), and David Isen's manic guitar work from The Mechanical Hand is nowhere to be found here, not to mention the guitars are buried in the mix to the point that you can barely hear them. Oh yeah and Werepizza is too damn long and doesn't really go anywhere. Maybe the lessened quality is because EVERY song is literally about pizza, but it seems HORSE is taking an even more commercial tack this time around and I'm not sure that's a great idea. Hopefully their new album (out in 2007) will be a bit better.Incubus Morning ViewIsis Wavering RadiantJimmy Eat World Bleed AmericanJimmy Eat World ClarityKanye West GraduationLagwagon Let\'s Talk About LeftoversLinkin Park MeteoraLinkin Park Hybrid TheoryLOURDS LOURDSMatchbook Romance West For Wishing EPMidtown Living Well is the Best RevengeModest Mouse Sad Sappy SuckerModest Mouse The Lonesome Crowded WestMoneen The Theory of Harmonial ValueMute Math ArmisticeMxPx Teenage PoliticsMxPx Slowly Going the Way of the BuffaloMy Chemical Romance The Black ParadeNervous Light of Sunday 弱心光景New Found Glory New Found GloryNew Found Glory From the Screen to Your StereoNine Inch Nails Y34RZ3R0R3M1X3DNirvana BleachNo Use for a Name Keep Them ConfusedNo Use for a Name The Daily GrindNOFX Wolves in Wolves' ClothingNOFX S&M AirlinesNOFX Pods And Gods EPPanic! At the Disco A Fever You Can't Sweat OutPapa Roach InfestPennywise Unknown RoadPennywise Land Of The Free?Protest the Hero KeziaAlbum is MAD overrated but not total garbage. The singing can be pretty unbearable at times in how he overuses that pop-punk warble mixed with hair-metal backup harmonies and flagrant, ridiculous dramaticism that would make Matt Bellamy and Freddie Mercury wince simultaneously. The guitarists have some serious jack-off competitions seemingly every other bar, seemingly trying to fit as many crazy sweeps into one second as possible (regardless of sense/purpose/taste), the drummer plays the same ol' hardcore/thrash cut-time beats with little variation, and the music/lyrics reek of religious lofty pretentiousness. In other words, a great Victory Records band. And the production, especially on the drums, sounds completely fake and ProTooled up. Oh yeah is there bass on this record? Despite all of that, it's hard to ignore the band's talent and knack for catchy melodies and progressive experimentation. They will certainly be huge in the future with their mix of pop-punk, metal, thrash, and progressive styles so long as they reign in their giant egos. But come on people... we have all heard this music before, somewhere, sometime, probably better done and Kezia isn't half as innovative or classic as anyone says it is.Puscifer V Is For VaginaQueens Of The Stone Age Era VulgarisRancid IndestructibleRancid Let The Dominoes FallRed Hot Chili Peppers Stadium ArcadiumRise Against The Sufferer and the WitnessRob Zombie Educated HorsesSaosin Saosin EP/Warped Tour EPSay Anything ...Is A Real Boy (re-release)Shadows Fall Threads of LifeSlayer God Hates Us AllSmashing Pumpkins Judas OSmashing Pumpkins Machina II - Friends and Enemies of Modern MusicSonic Youth A Thousand LeavesStory of the Year Page AvenueStrike Anywhere Exit EnglishStrung Out Another Day In ParadiseSum 41 ChuckSum 41 All Killer No FillerSuperjoint Ritual Use Once and DestroyTaking Back Sunday Tell All Your FriendsThe Beatles Help!The Dillinger Escape Plan Ire WorksThe Fall Of Troy ManipulatorThe Mars Volta AmputechtureThe Offspring Rise and Fall, Rage and GraceThrice First ImpressionsTomahawk AnonymousTransplants TransplantsU2 No Line On The HorizonUnderoath The Changing Of TimesWeezer The Red AlbumWeezer RaditudeHoly crap, Weezer put out a record that's mostly listenable?! I've accepted that they'll never return to the brilliance of Blue and Pinkerton, but for a modern Weezer with four relatively crap records under their belt, this isn't bad at all, but it's also not great either. There's very few standout tracks - the most obvious being "If You're Wondering" and "I'm Your Daddy", along with "Trippin' Down The Freeway - but everything is pretty much just middle-of-the-road 'good' to f*cking terrible ("In The Mall" srsly what the fuck?). The lyrics are laughably bad (which I believe is quite intentional; the guy's an English major from Harvard for Christ's sake), and it's unabashedly pop, but Rivers writes a catchy fucking tune. And "Get Me Some" fucking shreds with the sw33t lixx.Welcome the Plague Year Welcome the Plague YearWill Haven The HierophantYellowcard Ocean Avenue2.5 averageA Day To Remember For Those Who Have HeartA Day To Remember And Their Name Was TreasonAFI DecemberundergroundArmor For Sleep What To Do When You are DeadAtreyu Suicide Notes And Butterfly KissesBad Religion New AmericaBad Religion TestedBayside Sirens & Condolencesblink-182 Take Off Your Pants and Jacket (Bonus Tracks)Blues Traveler FourBrand New Your Favourite WeaponChevelle Live From The RoadCirca Survive On Letting GoDeath By Stereo Death Is My Only FriendDeath Cab For Cutie We Have The Facts And We\'re Voting YesDepeche Mode Construction Time AgainDepeche Mode Speak And SpellDream Theater A Change of SeasonsEighteen Visions ObsessionGood Riddance My RepublicHatebreed Rise of BrutalityKillswitch Engage As Daylight DiesLucky Boys Confusion CommitmentMatchbook Romance Stories and AlibisMetallica LoadMetallica ReloadMidtown Forget What You KnowMinus The Bear Interpretaciones Del OsoHere's a perfect example of why the majority of remix albums suck. Menos El Oso was a quality album that was better left alone. The album was spectacular in almost every way. The myriad of DJs/artists present here on Interpretaciones Del Oso simply miss the mark 80% of the time on this record. When they're not completely stripping any vestige of resemblance from great songs ("Hooray", "The Fix"), they're butchering it with ill-advised sampling and/or unnecessary "ambience", oftentimes mixing the vocals right out of the track in question. The only remix I truly didn't despise was "Drilling", which kept the original vibe/melody while changing everything else. The rest? Go listen to Menos El Oso instead and avoid this like the plague.Muse The ResistanceAlbum isn't horrible but by far Muse's weakest effort. While it's definitely very well-made (i.e., spent a lot of money on super-sparkly production), there's a lack of rock on this one and too much keys/piano. Musically it's still Muse, only watered-down, and not even in the same league as Absolution or OOS. "Unnatural Selection" is easily the best song on the record (probably because it sounds like an Origin cut), but "MK Ultra" (did anyone else see that title and think "cheesy fighting game title"?) is pretty awesome too. "Exogenesis" is pretty overrated, certainly not the album-saver people are hailing it as, but definitely one of the highlights even if it kinda falls on its face. The first half unfortunately does a great job of killing the momentum for this record, as "Uprising" is by far the worst opener Muse has written as of yet and "Resistance", while catchy, is musically ho-hum. "Undisclosed Desires" just sucks, flat-out, and sounds like a bad Depeche Mode b-side with even worse lyrics. And let's not forget "I Belong To You" which seems to be the most tepid song this band ever wrote. What happened to the dope guitar riffs? Dominic's drumming on BHAR? The dynamic songwriting? Interesting, varied production? Truly versatile music? And did I mention the lyrics are REALLY bad on this record? Mr. Bellamy, your band is already huge and you didn't need to dumb your music down so the stupid American teenyboppers that will forget your song in one week would "get" it. Stop jacking off, realize that you'll never be Chopin or Freddie Mercury, let your bandmates shine for once and come back in a few years when you freshen up, please.MxPx The Ever Passing MomentNew Found Glory Sticks and StonesNOFX Liberal AnimationRise Against Appeal To ReasonSaosin SaosinSmashing Pumpkins Machina: The Machines of GodStory of the Year In The Wake Of DeterminationTaking Back Sunday Where You Want To BeTaking Back Sunday Louder NowThe Ataris End is ForeverThe Ataris Blue Skies, Broken Hearts, Next Twelve ExitsThe Fall Of Troy In The Unlikely EventMusic = really tech and still not as catchy/fun as their old stuff Vocals = stop fucking singing Thomas Erak you SUCK! I don't care what your French vocal-coach girlfriend tells you, she's lying and you suck!The Offspring SplinterThe Offspring Conspiracy Of OneThe Used In Love and DeathThe Used Maybe MemoriesThe Used The UsedTrivium AscendancyWeezer Green AlbumYellowcard Lights And Sounds2 poorA Perfect Circle eMOTIVeA Static Lullaby Faso LatidoAiden Rain In HellAngels and Airwaves We Don't Need to WhisperAs I Lay Dying Shadows are SecurityAs I Lay Dying Frail Words CollapseAtreyu Fractures In the Facade of Your PorcelaiBad Religion No SubstanceThe absolute worst Bad Religion album since Into The Unknown. Says a lot, but they'd rejuvenate themselves with The Process Of Belief. But there's about two good songs on this, and neither of them are even as good as the b- sides from Stranger Than Fiction. So yeah, don't bother.Bad Religion Into the UnknownBayside Baysideblink-182 Take Off Your Pants and JacketEasily the worst post-Dude Ranch blink album. I used to like it a lot when I was 17 but I quickly realized how contrived, tasteless, and flat-out uninspiring this album is, even compared to Enema Of The State. The songwriting is rushed and simply horrid at times ("First Date") and they blatantly recycle old riffs instead of learning how to play guitar a little bit (compare the riff of "Online Songs" to "Boring" from Dude Ranch... almost completely identical). Travis is still good as always but most of this album bites it hard. Not surprising considering Tom/Mark said it only took them two weeks to write the whole thing.Depeche Mode A Broken FrameDrowning Pool SinnerFinch What It is to BurnHead Automatica PopagandaLinkin Park Minutes to MidnightMetallica St. AngerNew Found Glory CatalystNOFX Maximum RocknRollPennywise From The AshesPennywise The FuseShaquille O'Neal Shaq DieselSonic Youth NYC Ghosts & FlowersThe Ataris So Long, AstoriaThe Ataris Welcome the NightThe Blood Brothers CrimesTransplants Haunted CitiesUnderoath They're Only Chasing SafetyWeezer Make BelieveYellowcard One for the KidsYellowcard The Underdog EPYellowcard Midget Tossing1.5 very poorAiden Our Gangs Dark OathAiden Nightmare AnatomyAs I Lay Dying Beneath The Encasing Of AshesAtreyu A Death-Grip On YesterdayAtreyu Best of AtreyuChiodos All's Well That Ends WellGlassjaw Impossible Shot1 awfulAtreyu The CurseFall Out Boy Fall Out Boy's Evening Out With Your GirlfriendHawthorne Heights If Only You Were LonelyHawthorne Heights The Silence In Black And WhiteKill Hannah For Never & EverI guess the best way to describe this band, and their subsequent albums, is the live show I saw last night. They along with Strata opened for 30 Seconds To Mars. I'd heard the single "Lips Like Morphine" and thought "hey, that chick- fronted band isn't too good". And when the guitarist came out onstage, I was like "damn... that's not a girl." Surprisingly, neither is the singer, although looking at them/listening to them, you'd never be able to guess. They all wear more makeup than just about any girl I know. As for the music, take the absolute worst levels of mascara- induced, No-way-they-can't-possibly-be-men crying-fit hilarity of the uber-l33t Hot Topic screamo crowd, mix it with post-80's new wave garbage and you basically have this in a nutshell. Painfully derivative, shamelessly scene, and encompassing far too many gag-inducing cliches that make 90% of modern music suck horribly, this album is better left in a dark corner of a crack den, which is just how the band would probably like it. In a dark corner, I mean.Macho Man Randy Savage Be A ManMy Chemical Romance Three Cheers For Sweet RevengePlain White Ts Every Second CountsRed Jumpsuit Apparatus Don't You Fake ItSpin Doctors Pocket Full of KryptoniteDoo-do-do!!! Da dip da doo da dubba wubba wubba wubba oh my GOD what in the hell am I listening to?!? Why does this music exist??? Terrible music from a band that spent too much time hitting the bong and not enough time on a.) good music b.) not scatting c.) writing songs without horrible pop-culture references to Superman. Great beer coaster.Vanilla Ice To the Extreme
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