Average Rating: 3.20 Rating Variance: 0.80 Objectivity Score: 90% (Well Balanced)
Sorted by Rating | Sort by Name5 classicAnimal Collective Merriweather Post PavilionAt the Drive-In Relationship of CommandSometimes, you just dont like an album when you first hear it. That was the case with me and Relationship of Command; I just didn't like it at first. After a year of laying off of it, I gave it another listen, and it absolutely blew me away. The energy on the album is incredible, almost greater than anything you could imagine them doing live. Oh, did I mention that the guys can play their instruments pretty goddamn well? Each member is far more than competent at their instrument, and in combination with the eclectic song structures and Cedric's passionate shouting and screaming, this album is rather brilliant in every fashion.Ceremony RuinedCircle Takes The Square As The Roots UndoSo, Circle Takes the Square is rapidly becoming a favorite band of mine. They only have 13 true songs to even choose from, but every single one of those 13 songs is amazing in its own right. The strongest of those come from this, As the Roots Undo. It's epic, its incredibly emotional, it's technically stunning, and the lyrics are pure poetry. It's a triumph of recent times that should be required listening, if not required love.cLOUDDEAD cLOUDDEADCoheed and Cambria Second Stage Turbine BladeCoheed and Cambria Neverender DVDI have only listened to three songs but I already know how much I'm going to like this and so do you. Only review needed.Converge Jane DoeI fucking knocked this one kids face in once. This album is pretty much like knocking face in for 45 minutes, plus breakdowns.Converge Axe To FallCursive DomesticaCynic FocusCynic Traced In AirListening to "Traced in Air", it isn't some massive evolution from "Focus". However, everything about the band has been tightened in the 15 year layover, and the album is far smoother and more focused, resulting in a much more listenable and flowing affair. The incredible riffs and solos are back, and the vocals are far better and are actually now reason enough to listen. With improved percussion, bass work that while not as show-offy as before is still just as precise, and an incredible overarching sense of beauty, "Traced in Air" is one of the best records of 2008, even with only a night of listening under my belt.dredg El CieloEminem RelapseIt's hard for me to say this, but the old Eminem every white kid in America used to love just isn't there anymore. With that STUNNING realization out of the way, the Eminem that was essentially hinted to on Encore turns out to not be all that bad, as "Relapse" shows Em experimenting with his flow and voice to create a weird, if still familiar record. While it may be horribly offensive to old fans, the album is filled with oddly appealing raps and lyrics, with the best tracks living up to the potential we all know he still has somewhere in him. "Insane", "Medicine Ball", "Stay Wide Awake" and particularly "Beautiful" and "Underground" are all excellent songs, and despite some awful duds in the early stages of the album, the album is surprisingly solid. Here's to Slim Word of warning to the people though, Eminem is not from the UK still so you may still hate itGlassjaw Worship and TributeHORSE The Band Desperate LivingIluvatar IluvatarIn First Person Lost Between Hands Held TightKing Crimson In the Court of the Crimson KingThis album holds its place as overall the best album of all time in my book. Listening to it, it really doesnt feel as though it is. Sure, four of the tracks are breathtaking (21st Century and the title track being the choice cuts), but Moonchild has 8 minutes of boring noise. All this matters not; this was the pioneering record of '69, and easily one of the most influential (directly and indirectly) in history.King Crimson RedMassive Attack MezzanineThere are really only two albums you can choose when answering the age old question "Whats your favorite Trip Hop album?" Personally, this would have to be it. Not only does the album work as the perfect atmospheric music for a variety of activities, you can just plain out listen to it and be awestruck by the arrangements and scope of it.Matchbox Twenty Mad SeasonMad Season is the magnum opus of one of our times most talented singer-songwriter and rock act, and while it would be an absolute delight to see them ever overtake this album, to do so would be nigh impossible. What matchbox twenty have done here is make an album completely devoid of filler, and then also crafting such meticulate pieces that you never want it to stop. While its fairly obvious that my love for matchbox twenty and everything they do may skew my vision slightly, all that originated from this little album right here. While it would be a rare occurrence for one to never have heard Bent or any number of the hit singles matchbox twenty has produced, Mad Season would be the perfect place to start your listening.Mesa Verde The Old RoadmewithoutYou A to B: LifeIt's arguably one of the most emotionally impacting debut records of all time, squeezing every ounce of sorrow and pain out of a relationship that can be imagined. The lyrics, atmosphere and singing almost make the music a non-point (despite its excellence), transcending genre. It's one of the most underappreciated albums on sputnik and all of you should adhere to its greatness immediately.mewithoutYou Catch for Us the FoxesmewithoutYou Brother, SistermewithoutYou It's all crazy! It's all false! It's allMy problem with the album is that despite all of its good intentions it plain and simple delivers like previous mewithoutYou efforts.Neurosis Times of GraceNeurosis The Eye of Every StormOff Minor The Heat Death of the UniverseOrchid Chaos Is MePortrait DiscographyRush HemispheresRush is a silly little band. Geddy Lee has a silly voice, and Alex Lifeson uses entirely too silly guitar tones. It's too bad that Lifeson (along with Lee and Peart) are each among the top musicians for each of their respective instruments, and no where was this showcased better than Hempispheres. The title track is second only to 2112 in Rush's standards, and "The Trees" and "La Villa Strangiato" are both Rush's best single and instrumental (respectively).Saetia A RetrospectiveSay Anything In Defense of the GenreI totally pop a boner whenever I hear this record. Its really good I dunno it turns me on. Its like the Jessica Alba of musical pieces.Say Anything Say AnythingSay Anything sell out, but you realize that they've been sellouts forever, and what excellent sell outs they are. Track after track of witticisms and catchy riffs, culminating in the incredible "Ahhh...Men"System of a Down System of a DownIn 1998, System of a Down came out with a little album called, gasp, System of a Down. Although the singles Sugar and Spiders received airplay, the album never blew up, especially compared to their next effort. However, this is arguably their best output. It is by far the weirdest album they’ve put out, relying for less on the heavy riffs found on Toxicity and beyond, and rather on strange intertwining bass and guitar lines. It’s also the only time you ever really hear Serj growl, and to those who were introduced to the band with Toxicity, it’s quite a surprise. The albums only low point is the extremely repetitive “Darts”, although on an album as strong as this, it still isn’t a bad song (“Life threatening lifestyles” is one of the memorable lines on the album). Highlights include Spiders (Featuring a rare Daron solo), War? (System at their political best), and Mind (Their longest song to date, and also the most haunting). This was one of the most promising debuts of the 90’s, and System followed it up well with…Taking Back Sunday Tell All Your FriendsBack in 7th and 8th grade, I was pretty much listening to Linkin PArk constantly. Then I go this album (even though I heard it sucked by my num etal-head friends), and I was absolutely smitten by it. I had to hide my love for it due to the obvious reaction I would have gotten, but it really got me into pop punk, along with Blink 182's self titled.Taking Back Sunday Where You Want To BeTaking Back Sunday Louder NowTaking Back Sunday New AgainThe Mars Volta Frances the MuteSo yeah I'm generally a Mars Volta fanboy. Particularly for this album. I get rather agitated and I hit things when someone gives this below a 4.5, and I eat babies whenever I see a 3.5 I black out otherwise. Anyways, this album is pretty goddamn amazing. Despite there being only 5 (6 if you include the single) songs, there's more variety here than on many a more bloated disc (traks wise), with salsa-y L'via juxtaposing with a power ballad in The Widow and a very industrialized song in Miranda. All in all though, it's a rather fantastic album that should be picked up by everyone. Everyone.The Mars Volta OctahedronThrice Vheissu4.5 superbA City Safe From Sea Throw Me Through WallsSome bands just have it. A City Safe From Sea may not have anything to worry about from the Caspian, but they might be treading knee-deep in that shit. Alanis Morissette Jagged Little PillAnimal Collective Fall Be KindPretty sure from here on out, Animal Collective is going to be a band you desperately love, sort of enjoy, or think are really, really stupid. Its pretty certainly the best EP the Co have released, with its fairly condensed running time and fantastic version of "What Would I Want? Sky" being the biggest contributing factor to its excellence.Animal Collective Spirit They've Gone, Spirit They've VanishedAsher Roth Asleep In The Bread AisleAt the Drive-In In / Casino / OutBlacklisted Peace On Earth, War On Stageblink-182 blink-182Brand New Deja EntenduClipse Hell Hath No FuryClipse make a large return to form with Hell Hath No Fury, and so so with more vigor, skill, and production values than ever before. While you can vaguely tie them in with todays "gangsta-bitch" styling of rap, they do it much better than anyone else; envenomed flows, psuedo-experimental beats, and a sense of majesty T.I. wished he had.Coheed and Cambria Good Apollo, I'm Burning Star IV...Usually, I save 5's for albums that either have huge influential purposes, or in which every song is just so brilliant that it would be unjust to give anything lower. For some reason, Good Apollo has 9 outstanding songs and 5 pretty good ones, yet I can't help but be in love with it. Don't let anyone else deter you; Coheed are staking themselves as the commercial leaders of this new movement of radio prog, and this album has cemented the fact that they're also largely unique and competent as musicians (particularly Sanchez and Stever).Comadre Burn Your BonesConverge When Forever Comes Crashing (Remastered)Darkspace Dark Space IIIDeep Puddle Dynamics The Taste of Rain...Why Kneeldredg The Pariah, the Parrot, the DelusionI thought this was going to suck so bad and was ready to absolutely de-hype it to hell but now I think I am going the opposite way. "Pariah" could be the best song they have ever written.dredg Catch Without ArmsDrive Like Jehu Yank Crime [Reissue]Embrace EmbraceFugazi The ArgumentGhastly City Sleep Ghastly City SleepGlassjaw El Mark EPGodspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas ToThis is a double album. Yet it has 4 songs. Each songs about 22 minutes long, which means its barely a double album. Who cares. This is the peak of what GY!BE does for me; epic and moving music that is really excellent for sleeping to be perfectly honest.Harvey Milk Courtesy and Good Will Toward MenHORSE The Band The Mechanical HandHot Cross Fair Trades And Farewells EPHot Water Music A Flight And A CrashIn Mourning Shrouded DivineJustin Timberlake FutureSex/LoveSoundsKamelot The Black HaloKayo Dot Choirs of the EyeKing Crimson Lark's Tongue in AspicKing Crimson LizardKraftwerk Trans-Europa ExpressLadytron Witching HourLadytron are what one can consider a good Electroclash band; they barely even fit in the genre. However, their mixture of rock, pop, and massive amounts of various electronica influences are almost unrivaled, and their ability to craft songs that stick inside your head can only be described as N*Sync-esque. Easily the best pop release of 2005, and one of the most captivating albums of the century.Lovage Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady ByMachinae Supremacy Redeemer (Underground Edition)Redeemer is undoubtedly the most impressive album I’ve heard all year, not only because its from some no name bunch of losers from Sweden (seriously, shouldn’t they be playing death metal or something?), but because they’ve truly crafted an inimitable record with an incredible amount of musicianship, songwriting prowess, and overall zest for what they’re doing. Every song they make could (relatively) be a highlight on a good amount of the albums I’ve heard not only this year, but of the past 5. Redeemer deserves to be the album that, at the end of the year, everyone is talking about, and Machinae Supremacy at least deserve to be the band you next check out when you have a few minutes of free time to spare. Oh, but make sure you can miss whatever appointment you’ll have next, as you’ll probably want to go play Space Invaders afterwards.Make Me Make MeMaps and Atlases You and Me and the MountainWhat Maps & Atlases have done with "You and Me and the Mountain" is create a more melodic, less flashy, and overall far more listenable version of their trademark sound. The tapping is still here, but with stronger vocal melodies and a great emphasis on songwriting than random wankery. Its a magic EP sure to make Maps & Atlases even bigger than they already are. maudlin of the Well BathMicachu JewelleryI love Lewis Parry as much as I love this album. If you know the man, then you know this album.Mindless Self Indulgence Frankenstein Girls Will..."I love my mommy cause she fucked my dad" is all that really needs to be said about this album. Some say its more of a collection of half songs than actual music. Those people are communist. This album is rpetty goddamn amazing, and sans The Downward Spiral the best industrial release of all time.Moss Icon LyburnumUndoubtedly one of the most solid hardcore/emo albums ever released, Moss Icon took the style of music created by Rites of Spring and pushed it even farther into what we call "emo" today. The first band to bring in soft breaks and loud dynamics, clean arpeggiated guitar, and of course the requisite vocals-from-a-guy-about-to-cry. Their only full length, Lyburnum was the perfection of that style of hardcore, and paved the way for later bands like Indian Summer to develop emo even further.Neurosis Given to the RisingNickelback Dark HorseNine Inch Nails The Downward SpiralIf I had to absolutely nail down only one album from the 90's to submit as my number 1, I would likely end up choosing this. Reznor hit his dark and moody plateu here, creating some incredibly dark and emotional music that was both heavy, yet accessible at the same time. It helps that "Hurt" is by golly one of the best songs ever recorded.Nobuo Uematsu Final Fantasy VIII: Original SoundtrackNobuo Uematsu FINAL FANTASY VI Original SoundtrackOff Minor Some BloodWith Some Blood, Off Minor have perfected their trade so much that its astounding how much they were able to fit into this twenty two minute LP. Drawing mostly from their previous record Innominate, but with enough fresh ideas and slightly reminiscent parts from the days of Heat Death of the Universe to make a fanboy cream his pants, Some Blood ups the ante on the technicality Off Minor have previously shown, with Behar's jazz influenced guitar playing and Roche's surprisingly improved bass work and tone pushing Off Minor to the limit of what they can do. While the rest of the album may be overshadowed by "Practice Absence" a bit, every song here is an astounding portrayal of the chaotic blend of screamo, hardcore and math rock that one would expect and anticipate from one of the true innovators in the genre.Past Lives Strange SymmetryThe album is "scarier" and arguably more experimental than anything the Blood Brothers ever made. Less genre defying than just plain genreless, "Strange Symmetry" is something of a weird evolution from "Crimes" by the Blood Brothers, an EP with 5 short, direct songs filled with well executed ideas and unique songwriting. You won't hear anything quite like this for a while, so best to get your fill while you can.pg.lost It's Not Me, It's You!Poison The Well The Tropic RotRemember how Versions was a really cool record, that just ended up not being that good? Well, Tropic Rot is a really cool record that rivals The Opposite of December as being their most focused and aggressive, and You Come Before You as their most interesting and accessible. Besides the mediocre "Celebrate the Pyre", every song here is a hit, in particular...well everything. The light country aesthetic is more fully integrated in the clean sections, which meld seamlessly with the heavy metal sections. It's tough to call this a real metalcore album, but whatever the hell it is, it is fucking great. Could bump up to a 4.5 if it stays on this level of excellence with time.Radiohead Hail To The ThiefRaekwon Only Built 4 Cuban Linx... Pt IIpretty much the best hip hop album since...oh hey Only Built for Cuban Linx. what a weird fucking coincidenceRush A Farewell to KingsRush Retrospective I (1974 - 1980)Shining V - HalmstadV- Halmstad is only a black metal record by the loosest stretch. Progressive black metal may be the best tag for this, and purists are going to absolutely hate it. Shining actively combat stereotypes and standards within the genre, and whether or not they should be applauded for it depends on your idea about the black metal scene. What they deliver with V- Halmstad is a black metal album for people who don’t really like black metal, but have always sort of wished they would. It’s heavy, it’s vaguely intelligent (musically- lyrically the translations I’ve been able to find are hilariously bad), and its got the ability to make you rethink your hate for an entire genre. Then again, Shining probably would want you to say “Fuck black metal” anyways.Stephen Lynch A Litte Bit SpecialStyx The Grand IllusionAh, the Grand Illusion. What a splendid album. This was the first album I ever bought of my own accord, and it owns a special place in my heart. It's bombastic, dynamic, and by golly Dennis DeYoung has one of the most homoerotic voices I ever heard. I love it. btw Come Saily Away > You.Subtle ExitingARMSystem of a Down Steal This Album!Tangerine Dream PhaedraThe Blood Brothers This Adultery Is RipeThe Blood Brothers Burn Piano Island, BurnThe Blood Brothers Young MachetesThe Fall Of Troy DoppelgangerThe Mars Volta De-Loused in the ComatoriumThe Mars Volta The Bedlam In GoliathThe Rocky Horror Picture Show The Rocky Horror Picture ShowA lot of people don't like The Rocky Horror Picture Show. I think it's a rather fantastic thing to be perfectly honest. Blending rock with jazz with pop with blues, it's actually a stunning musical composition in its own right, with songs that range from impossibly danceable (Time Warp, Hot Patootie) to sad, almost touching songs (Science Fiction/Double Theatre, I Can Make you a Man). Oh, and its about transvestites and stuff. Hot.The Swell Season The Swell SeasonThe Thirty Years War Martyrs Among the CasualtiesTherapy? Crooked TimberTom Waits OrphansNever hearing more than one or two songs by him, Orphans and its vast scope introduced me to pretty much every aspect I could imagine about Mr. Waits. While Bastards may be the best disc, none of the three are below fantastic, and there isn?t a bad song of note on this sprawling album, while there are innumerable gems.Trophy Scars Bad LuckThe most focused Trophy Scars outing yet (EP or otherwise), epic in scope yet smooth and incredibly listenable, "Bad Luck" shows the band treading into a slower groove, and creating more noteworthy "crescendos". While "Anna Lucia" is the most obvious standout, the trio of songs "Toronto", "Nola", and "Years so Much" (All six minutes plus) are excellent forays in odd song structures and musical and lyrcial tones. Straight off from "Bad Dreams" through "Good Luck", "Bad Luck" is the culmination of what one small punk band from Jersey can do with enough time and vision. Which is to say, a lot.Underoath Define the Great LineWarning Watching From a Distance4 excellent108 A New Beat From A Dead Heart1905 VoiceA Day In Black And White My Heroes Have Always Killed CowboysA Wilhelm Scream Career SuicideAFI Sing the SorrowAir Talkie WalkieAlias The Other Side of the Looking GlassAlkaline Trio GoddamnitAll the Empires of the World ...Will Be Laid To WasteAmon Amarth Twilight of the Thunder GodAmpere / Daitro SplitAndrew Bird The Mysterious Production of EggsAngelo Badalamenti Mulholland Drive (score)Arcade Fire Neon BibleAt the Drive-In Acrobatic TenementAtmosphere When Life Gives You Lemons, You...AVAST! FaultlinesBeach Boys Pet SoundsBlah blah blah Sgt Peppers was the musical revolution of the 1960s blah blah. Fuck that shit yo, this i where its at. It was a slightly trippy record, but altogether one of the most fun listens I've ever had. Though I havent listened to it for like two years so I don't have quite as much to say about it as I normally would. Well, it basically paved the way for progressive music you could say. But then you could say the opposite. ITs oh so contrived.Beastie Boys Paul's BoutiqueBelle Epoque Wicked Ones and ThievesBlack Moth Super Rainbow Dandelion GumThe best album released this year that I have reduced to background music, "Dandelion Gum" is a trippy ass psychedelic/trip hop album that features some heavily upbeat material, and has some great 60/70's vibes going on throughout it. It's a great record to just have playing while you're browsing the internet, taking a relaxing drive down an empty highway, or even watching a low-key movie. A massive improvement over "Start a People".Blackalicious Blazing ArrowBlacklisted Heavier Than Heaven, Lonelier Than GodBoards of Canada Music Has the Right to ChildrenBoards of Canada GeogaddiBotch We Are The RomansBoySetsFire The Misery Index: Notes from the plague yearsBruce Springsteen Devils & DustThe last "great" thing Bruce will ever record. If something akin to this was released during his heyday, it would be compared with Nebraska as his strongest record. Cap'n Jazz AnalphabetapolothologyOne of the most "developed" emo compilations I've heard from the early days of the genre, Cap'n Jazz was something special; incredibly catchy, extremely emotional, and great (if sloppy) musicians with a sense for melody and simple-but-effective. Vocalist Tim often sings completely off key, but you'd hardly notice with all the passion in his voice. The ylrics are something else, both relatable and profound (for the most part). While disc 1 is a bit better than 2, its pretty evenly distributed, and you cant fault over 90 minutes of Cap'n Jazz at all.Capsule [US] BlueCease Upon the Capitol UntitledAn eclectic mix of various different types of emo, Cease Upon the Capitol have somewhat adopted the recent post-rock trend that bands have been jumping on for years it seems, Cease Upon the Capitol combine the tension of a band like In First Person with the theatrics and churning/building nature of City of Caterpillar, all the while not overblowing it with songs twice as long as they need to be. Definitely one of the strongest emo releases of 2007, and possibly the only real challenger to the Kidcrash's "Jokes".Ceremony Violence ViolenceCeremony Still Nothing Moves YouChamillionaire Ultimate Victory Chamillionaire produces the hip hop album of the year, in one of the biggest efforts I've heard this side of a Martin Scorsese film. Ultimate Victory is a collection of intelligent raps on current affairs, traditional southern crunk songs about cash and groupies, and discussion on the current state of Hip Hop itself. Featuring one of the smoothest flows in mainstream rap, Chamillionaire is truly the shining gem among all those other "gangsta" rappers out there, up there with the duo from Clipse as the leading figures in popular rap.City Of Caterpillar City Of CaterpillarCoheed and Cambria In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3Coheed and Cambria The Last Supper: Live At Hammerstein BallroomCoheed and Cambria Good Apollo...No World For TomorrowCold Year Of The SpiderColdplay Viva La VidaCombatwoundedveteran This is Not an Erect, All-Red Neon BodyAn essential collection of spazzcore/grind songs, this compilation includes everything Combatwoundedveteran did besides their full length, and thus also is everything good that they ever recorded. Gritty as fuck and also ridiculous and sometimes hysterically intense, everyone who wants to pretend to be a hardcore nut should pick this up.Converge No Heroes By far the most *** kicking release of the year, Converge drop their second guitarist but continue to be one of the most intense bands on the planet. From the brutal opening tracks, to the near ballad-y ?Grim Heart/Black Rose,? to the almost emocore ?Lonewolves,? this is arguably the most well rounded album Converge have yet to release.Creedence Clearwater Revival Chronicle: The 20 Greatest HitsCrossed Out 1990-1993Cryptopsy None So VileCursive The Ugly OrganCursive Mama, I'm SwollenI had extreme anxiety coming into "Mama, I'm Swollen". On one hand, the two studio songs I had heard were amazingly catchy and well written, and the live version of "What Have I Done?" was astounding. On the other hand, this is now their 6th full studio record, and I was scared that perhaps Tim Kasher would run out of things to write about. He did. This album is still amazing.Daitro Laisser Vivre Les SquelettesDaitro / Sed Non Satiata SplitDangers AngerDanny Elfman Charlie and the Chocolate FactoryDanny Elfman The Nightmare Before Christmas: OSTDashboard Confessional The Places You Have Come To Fear The MostDefiance, Ohio The Fear, The Fear, The FearDeftones White PonyDeftones Saturday Night WristDeltron 3030 Deltron 3030DJ Shadow EndtroducingDream Theater Metropolis Part 2: Scenes From a Memorydredg LeitmotifEcho and The Bunnymen Ocean RainEels Hombre LoboEluvium CopiaEminem The Eminem ShowEminem The Marshall Mathers LPEntombed Left Hand PathEnvy A Dead Sinking StoryEnvy All the Footprints You've Ever Left...Envy Insomniac DozeFalkenbach Heralding - The FirebladeFeist The ReminderFleet Foxes Fleet FoxesFrank Zappa Zoot AlluresFugazi 13 SongsFuneral Diner The UnderdarkGlassjaw Everything You Ever Wanted To Know AboutGorguts ObscuraGorillaz Demon DaysGospel The Moon is A Dead WorldHarvey Milk Life... The Best Game in TownHeaven and Hell The Devil You KnowMakes me kind of wish I was alive for the days when metal was just fucking metal and wasn't caught up with being heavy as shit or technical as fuck.HORSE The Band R. BorlaxIce Cube The PredatorTo be completely honest, gangsta rap sucks. Hardcore. However, thats merely in todays society where the gangsta lifestyle has been glamourized. While Ice Cube may have been rather affluent, it's almost impossible to deny this albums absolute amazingness. Cube is one of the most passionate rappers of his day with a sick flow yo, and the production on this album is still nearly untouched to this day. Quite possibly the best hip hop album of all time.In/Humanity Violent Resignation: The Great American Teenage SuIncubus Morning ViewIntegrity Humanity Is The DevilIntegrity was one of the most influential hardcore bands of the early/mid 90s, paving the way for pretty much everything that is called hardcore today. Combining elements of metal into their sound, they along with a few others like Biohazard really pushed hardcore into a new direction and essentially kept the genre alive. "Humanity is the Devil" is perhaps the best output these 'legends' (relatively) released, and features extended songs that don't conform to any formula. While the last track can go fuck itself, everything else here is Integrity's formula played to near perfection.Jack Johnson In Between DreamsJack Johnson Sing-A-Longs and Lullabies for Curious GeorgeJack Johnson Sleep Through the StaticJaco Pastorius Jaco PastoriusJardin de la Croix PomeroyJethro Tull AqualungJohn Mayer ContinuumJohn Mayer Battle StudiesJoshua Fit For Battle To Bring Our Own EndJulia [USA] JuliaCombining some parts that sound like a more frantic Drive Like Jehu, others that are reminiscent of Rites of Spring, and then build ups akin to Moss Icon, Julia are a fairly great mid-90's emo band. Songs like "Scarification" and "Untitled" meld all of their sounds together perfectly, while others like "Trigger Happy" are great hardcore songs. While they sometimes get lost in themselves, "Julia" is a great effort that should get mentioned around these here parts more than it does.Justice CrossJustin Timberlake JustifiedKamelot EpicaKanye West 808s And HeartbreakKayo Dot Dowsing Anemone With Copper Tonguemaudlin/Kayo Dot continue to grow with this release, which sees a larger shift away from their metal influences and into a more free form category. However, the songs are all still just as epic and gripping as ever; and right from the start you see how much more of a sustained kickass this is than its contemporaries.Kelly Clarkson BreakawayKing Crimson The Power To BelieveKing Crimson THRAKKing Crimson DisciplineKing Crimson The ConstruKction of LightKodan Armada Ohio Killed the Grey GhostKraftwerk Computer WorldLed Zeppelin Physical GraffitiLoveHateHero Just BreatheLupe Fiasco Food & LiquorMago de Oz Finis TerraMahavishnu Orchestra Birds Of FireMaps and Atlases Tree, Swallows, HousesMaroon 5 Songs About JaneMaroon 5 It Won't Be Soon Before LongMassive Attack Splitting the Atomdo people not realize these are all just remixes or are people just retarded the half that arent are basic mixes that arent even going to be what resembles the record durrMatchbox Twenty More Than You Think You AreMatchbox Twenty Exile on Mainstreammaudlin of the Well Leaving Your Body MapMeat Loaf Bat Out Of HellMichael Franti and Spearhead All Rebel RockersMichael Jackson ThrillerMinor Threat Out of StepModern Life Is War WitnessNatalie Imbruglia Left of the MiddleNeko Case Middle CycloneNeurosis A Sun That Never SetsNeurosis Souls At ZeroNeurosis Through Silver in BloodNeurosis Enemy of the SunNine Inch Nails Ghosts I-IVNo Doubt Tragic KingdomNobuo Uematsu Final Fantasy VIII: Piano CollectionsNWA Straight Outta ComptonOff Minor Problematic CourtshipOhana Dead BeatOingo Boingo Dead Mans PartyOmar Rodriguez-Lopez The Apocalypse Inside Of An OrangeOverview Forty-Four Stone TigersPanic! At the Disco A Fever You Can't Sweat OutPg. 99 Document # 8Pg. 99 Document #5pg.lost Yes I Am EPpg.lost In Never OutPink Floyd The WallPink Floyd The Final CutPrimordial To The Nameless DeadPrimus Sailing the Seas of CheesePrince 1999Queensryche Operation: MindcrimeQuicksand SlipRadiohead In RainbowsRaekwon Only Built 4 Cuban Linx...Red Hot Chili Peppers Stadium ArcadiumSo yeah, I got laid while listening to this album. Pretty much sums up my feelings in a nutshell on the subject. Stadium Arcadium = Sex. Albeit ear sex.Red Hot Chili Peppers CalifornicationRefused The Shape Of Punk To ComeRick Wakeman The Seven Wonders of the WorldRites of Spring End on EndRush Moving PicturesRush Fly By NightRush Hold Your FireRush ChroniclesRush Rush Replay x 3 (dvd)Rush Snakes & ArrowsSantana AbraxasSantana Santana IIISatyricon Nemesis DivinaSchoolyard Heroes AbominationsShakira Oral Fixation Vol. 2Shakira ¿Dónde Están los Ladrones?Shipwreck A.D. ShipwreckSilversun Pickups SwoonSinead O'Connor The Lion And The CobraSnapcase Progression Through UnlearningSoundtrack Once More With FeelingSoundtrack A Clockwork OrangeSouth Park South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut OSStephen Lynch SuperheroStratovarius DestinyStratovarius IntermissionStyx Greatest HitsSubtle For Hero: For FoolSun Kil Moon AprilSunny Day Real Estate DiarySymphony X V: The New Mythology Suitet.A.T.u. 200 km/H In The Wrong LaneTarot Suffer Our PleasuresTexas is the Reason Do You Know Who You Are?The Beatles Rubber SoulThe Blood Brothers March On Electric ChildrenThe Decemberists The Crane WifeWhile I had enjoyed about half of Picaresque, I hadn?t expected to enjoy The Crane Wife quite as much as I ended up. However, they?ve toned down the excess instruments and gone to a more streamlined, poppy sound that works magnificently for them. It also helps they have an extended track to match the heights of ?The Mariner?s Revenge Song? with ?The Crane Wife 1 and 2?The Fall Of Troy The Fall Of TroyThe Fall Of Troy Ghostship DemosThe Flower Kings The RainmakerThe Khayembii Communique The Khayembii CommuniquéThe Killers Sam's TownThe Killers Day & AgeBrandon Flower's drops the ridiculous posturing he has had in the past of being a "cool guy", and in the process finds the chemistry with his music he has always been looking for. Incredibly upbeat, catchy, uplifting and well thought out, it's a perfect blend of 80's pop music and a bit of 90's alt brit rock. Each song is filled to the brim with memorable hooks and interesting nuances. Truly a surprising and fantastic effort by a band I had written off as good, but standard pop fare. As a side note, I give this a 4.5The Locust Safety Second, Body LastThe Locust New ErectionsThe Lonely Island IncredibadI figured that the 4 songs released before the album was completed were going to easily be the best material, but I was mistaken. A musically accomplished comedy album, the brilliance of certain songs makes up for the more filler-ish moments on the record. Filled with ridiculous hooks and lyrics, Incredibad is just plain awesome.The Mars Volta TremulantThe Nation of Ulysses Plays Pretty for BabyThe Pax Cecilia NouveauThe Prize Fighter Inferno My Brother's Blood MachineThe Prodigy The Fat Of The LandThe Smiths The Queen Is DeadThe Ting Tings We Started NothingThe Weakerthans Reunion TourThese Arms Are Snakes EasterThese Arms Are Snakes Oxeneers or the Lion Sleeps When Its Antelope Go HomeThese Arms Are Snakes This Is Meant To Hurt You EPThree 6 Mafia When the Smoke ClearsThrice The Alchemy Index Vols. III and IV...Thursday Full CollapseTom Jones 24 HoursI have no idea how Tom Jones has managed to keep his voice as strong today as it was over 40 years ago when he started, but however he has God bless him. "24 Hours" features Tom Jones having arguably the most fun he has ever had in his epic career, every song feeling like a blast of energy and nostalgia for a new generation of listeners. While it is heavily rooted in 60's and 70's pop and soul, there is a definite new age twist on it that makes it not feel dated. Cuts like "I'm Alive" and "Feels Like Music" are funky pop anthems, while "If He Should Ever Leave You" and "Never" are classic love tunes that we've just come to expect from Mr. Jones. A triumphant collection of new songs, "24 Hours" is just another affirmation that Tom Jones is still the sexiest voice in show business.Trophy Scars Hospital MusicTrophy Scars Alphabet AlphabetsTV on the Radio Dear ScienceFor all the praise Bon Iver gets for being a simple, enjoyable listen, TV on the Radio accomplish all that while creating truly inspiring, eclectic, forward thinking music. Pretentious while not being pretentious; "Dear Science," is an indie album that combines itself with elements of hip hop, electronica and a good 'ol helping of soul to make it the ultimate vision of what the band has always done. Surprise of the year.Ulver Shadows of the SunUnited Nations United NationsIt's a joke/tribute album featuring some of the most ridiculous music written this year that purists are already starting to hate. However, the combination of Thursday's sound with a real "screamo" bent with some grind musicians being thrown into the mix is an immense one. Arguably the record of the year.Usurp Synapse Disinformation FixVersaEmerge PerceptionsWu-Tang Clan Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)X Japan Blue BloodYellowcard Lights And SoundsYes The Yes AlbumYes Tales from Topographic OceansYndi Halda Enjoy Eternal BlissYou and I DiscographyYou and I The Curtain FallsYusef Lateef Eastern Sounds3.5 great...Who Calls So Loud ...Who Calls So Loud1000 Travels of Jawaharlal Owari Wa Konai2Pac Greatest Hits3 The End is BegunA Wilhelm Scream RuinerAFI The AFI RetrospectiveAFI Black Sails in the SunsetAgainst Me! New WaveAkercocke Words That Go Unspoken, Deeds That Go...Alexisonfire AlexisonfireAlexisonfire CrisisAlexisonfire Old Crows / Young CardinalsA bunch of really good rock songs. The vocals can be grating and the song formula is pretty consistent and unvariable, but all in all it contains some of the most instantly accessible music alexisonfire have made to date.Algernon Cadwallader Some Kind of CadwalladerAll-American Rejects Move AlongAmpere All Our Tomorrows End TodayAn Albatross We Are The Lazer VikingAngel Hair Pregnant With The Senior ClassAnimal Collective Strawberry JamAntioch Arrow In Love with Jetts/The Lady Is a CatArcade Fire FuneralArchitects Architects / Dead Swans E.PArghoslent Hornets of the PogromAt the Drive-In Hell PasoAvenged Sevenfold City of EvilBaroness Red AlbumBars Introducing...BATS Cruel Sea ScientistBATS Red In Tooth & ClawBayside BaysideBeastie Boys To the 5 BoroughsThe BEastie Boys had been gone for a while, and the announcement of another project without the Dust Brothers was kind of scary. However, the boys pull it off well; while their production skills have nothing on the Dust Brothers, they still pull it off quite well ("Triple Trouble" has chimes that make me shiver). Their flow, while getting a bit tired, is still as solid as ever, and Adrock continues to shine through as a standout rapper in his own right. The lyrics are a product of the times; political and social commentary that is perhaps a tad bit too preachy. While the album isn't made for repeated listens, it's more than a small bit enjoyable for a few listens here and there.Beastie Boys Hello NastyBeastie Boys Check Your HeadBeck Modern GuiltBehemoth DemigodBen Folds Songs for SilvermanBen Folds Rockin' The SuburbsBetween The Buried And Me The Great MisdirectBlack Moth Super Rainbow Eating UsBlack Sabbath Master of RealityBlacklisted We're UnstoppableBlind Guardian Nightfall in Middle-Earthblink-182 The Mark, Tom, And Travis ShowBlu and Exile Below the HeavensBoards of Canada The campfire HeadphaseBon Iver For Emma, Forever AgoBoySetsFire Suckerpunch Training EPBruce Springsteen MagicBurial UntrueBurton Wagner 21Cannibal Corpse Evisceration PlagueCarbon Based Lifeforms World of SleepersCastevet Summer FencesCave In Until Your Heart StopsCeremony Scared PeopleChevelle Vena SeraChevelle This Type of Thinking (Could Do Us In)Children Of Bodom Are You Dead Yet?Children Of Bodom Follow the ReaperChristina Aguilera Back to BasicsCircle Takes The Square Circle Takes the SquareClipse Lord Willin'cLOUDDEAD TenComadre More Songs About The ManConverge Petitioning The Empty SkyCynic Demo '91Daitro Des Cendres, Je Me ConsummeDamien Dempsey To Hell Or BarbadosDan Deacon BromstDarkspace Dark Space IIDead Man In Reno Dead Man In RenoDeath SymbolicDeath By Stereo Death AliveDemians Building An EmpireDemons and Wizards Demons & WizardsDestiny's Child #1’sDewey Cox Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox StoryDido Life For RentDir en grey VulgarDir en grey MISSADir en grey Withering To DeathDisney Disney's Princess Collection...Disturbed IndestructibleDOOM Operation DoomsdayDOOMRIDERS Darkness Come AliveI had a dream last night doomriders had high top nikes, they had diamonds on their necks and diamonds on there mikesDr. Dre The ChronicDr. Octagon Dr. OctagonecologystDragonForce Valley of the DamnedEagles Hotel CaliforniaEl-P Fantastic DamageEminem Curtain Call: The HitsEminem The Slim Shady LPEnergy Punch the Clock EPEngine Down DemureEnochian Theory A Monument to the Death of an IdeaEnsiferum Victory SongsEnvy From Here To EternityEnvy on the Coast Lucy GrayErykah Badu New Amerykah Pt. 1 (4th World War)Esoteric The Maniacal ValeExplosions In The Sky The Earth is Not a Cold Dead PlaceFates Warning FWXFightstar Grand UnificationFleetwood Mac RumoursFleetwood Mac Fleetwood MacFlyleaf FlyleafFort Minor The Rising TiedFrank Zappa Hot RatsFrom First to Last HeroineFucked Up Hidden WorldFugazi In on the Kill TakerFugazi Red MedicineFugazi End HitsGaza He Is Never Coming BackGeorge Strait For the Last Time: Live From the AstrodomeGhostface Killah The Big Doe RehabGhostlimb GhostlimbGhostlimb Bearing & DistanceGiant Squid Metridium FieldsgodheadSilo Skyward in TriumphGodspeed You! Black Emperor F# A# ∞Goo Goo Dolls GutterflowerGorilla Biscuits Start TodayGrade Under the RadarGreen Day DookieGregor Samsa 55:12Grizzly Bear VeckatimestHandsome Boy Modeling School White PeopleHaram HaramHigh School Musical High School MusicalHopesfall The Satellite YearsHot Cross CryonicsHot Cross A New Set of Lungs [EP]Hot Cross Risk RevivalHoward Shore The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the RingI Hate Myself 10 SongsIntronaut PrehistoricismsIsis PanopticonJack Johnson On and OnJack Johnson Brushfire FairytalesJane's Addiction Nothing's ShockingJason Mraz Mr. A-ZJay-Z The Black AlbumJeff Buckley GraceJerome's Dream Completed 1997 - 2001Jessica Simpson A Public AffairJimmy Buffett Songs You Know By HeartJoe Satriani Super ColossalJohn Legend Once AgainJoy Division SubstanceJurassic 5 Quality ControlJurassic 5 Power In NumbersKamelot KarmaKamelot Ghost OperaKanye West The College DropoutKayo Dot Blue Lambency DownwardKiD CuDi Man On The Moon: The End Of DayI've gotta be honest, usually I don't particularly like rap as hyped up as this especially due to the type of rap it "is", but damn if this isn't a damn good record.Kid Kilowatt Guitar Method 1996-1999Kidcrash JokesKings of Leon Only By The NightKlute The Emperors New ClothesKraftwerk AutobahnKrallice KralliceKronos Quartet and Mogwai The Fountain OSTLadytron Light & MagicLast Laugh No RegretsLed Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IVLes Savy Fav Let's Stay FriendsLeviathan Massive Conspiracy Against All LifeLifetime LifetimeLinkin Park Hybrid TheoryLook What I Did Minuteman For The MomentLudacris Theater of the MindMachinae Supremacy Deus Ex MachinaeMariah Carey The Emancipation of MimiMarilyn Manson Antichrist SuperstarMastodon The Workhorse Chronicles 2000-2005 (DVD)Mastodon LeviathanMastodon Crack the SkyeMatchbox Twenty Yourself Or Someone Like YouMatisyahu Youthmaudlin of the Well My Fruit Psychobells... A Seed Combustiblemaudlin of the Well Part the SecondThe first three songs are as good as anything motW had ever put out. Now I just wish the last two were at that same level. It was a nice thing of Driver to do I suppose though!Maylene and the Sons of Disaster IIMaylene and the Sons of Disaster Maylene and the Sons of DisasterMaylene and the Sons of Disaster IIIMeat Loaf Bat Out Of Hell II: Back Into HellMegadeth Rust In PeaceMew No More StoriesMichael Andrews Donnie DarkoMichael Jackson BadModest Mouse Good News For People Who Love Bad NewsMono Hymn To The Immortal WindMotion City Soundtrack Even If It Kills MeMurder by Death Like the Exorcist, but More BreakdancingMurder by Death Who Will Survive and What Will Be Left of Them?Murder by Death Red Of Tooth And ClawMuse Absolution Tour [2004]Muse Black Holes and RevelationsMy Chemical Romance The Black ParadeN Sync No Strings AttachedMr. Fountain obviously has no idea what he is talking about. N Sync isn't about the musicianship, and his implication they had any real hand in that is absurd. What this album is pure, unadulterated bubble-gum pop, and arguably the best of the century. "Bye Bye Bye" and "It's Gonna Be Me" are both fantastic, and while there are some terrible songs, overall its an enjoyable collection of pop tunes to blast while you play "Barbie: Equestrian Fun."Nahvalr NahvalrNas IllmaticNatalie Imbruglia Come to LifeNative Nod Today Puberty, Tomorrow the WorldNavio Forge As We Quietly Burn A Hole Into...New Found Glory Not Without A FightNine Inch Nails With TeethNine Inch Nails The SlipMaybe Trent has realized his masterpiece days are over, so he is just going to release a steady stream of solid albums from now on? One would certainly hope so, as this is his strongest traditional album since The Fragile, and perhaps even The Downward Spiral. It's almost what "Year Zero" should have been, a conglomeration of all of his past sounds that doesn't sound redundant and uninspired. Its a different, less angry Trent whose days of youth angst and bitterness are gone, replaced by a sense of uneasy acceptance. Not to say that the album doesn't have Trent's edge, or that it isn't as "aggressive" as his previous albums.Nobuo Uematsu FFVII: Advent Children OSTNobuo Uematsu Final Fantasy VII: Original SoundtrackNorth What You WereThe atmospheric post-metal crap mixed with a grungier sound than most gives the album a life of its own, but the vocals bring down an otherwise spectacularly entertaining and interesting record.Omar Rodriguez-Lopez A Manual Dexterity: Soundtrack Vol. 1Omar Rodriguez-Lopez Old MoneyOpeth Ghost ReveriesOrphaned Land Mabool (The Story of the Three Sons...)Otis Redding The Dock of the BayOutkast Speakerboxxx/The Love BelowOwen At Home WithPearl Jam BackspacerSolid rock songs from a solid rock band. three point fivePelican The Fire in Our Throats Will Beckon...Pennywise PennywisePeter Gabriel Peter Gabriel (III)Pink Floyd Wish You Were HerePlus 44 When Your Heart Stops BeatingPorcupine Tree DeadwingPortugal. The Man Waiter, \"You Vultures!\"Pulling Teeth Martyr ImmortalQueen Live At Wembley Stadium (DVD)Quiet Steps Quiet Steps [EP]Radiohead OK ComputerThis was a pretty good album. Sometimes it dragged on a bit, and perhaps had too much going on for its own good. but all in all arguably the best album by Radiohead. If only the vocals were better tbqh.Radiohead Kid ARaine Maida The Hunters LullabyRatatat LP3Red Hot Chili Peppers By The WayRifles at Recess To Whisper in TonguesRihanna Rated RRilo Kiley The Execution of All ThingsRise Against Appeal To ReasonRobert Glasper In My ElementRush 2112Rush Permanent WavesRush Exit...Stage LeftRush The Spirit of Radio(greatest hits 74-87)Rx Bandits MandalaSantana SupernaturalSaosin SaosinSaosin Translating The Name (Death Do Us Part)Sarah McLachlan SurfacingSatyricon The ShadowthroneSay Anything ...Is A Real BoyShai Hulud Misanthropy PureShangrala This Is How We CommunicateShe Screams Remedy She Screams Remedy EPShels Sea of the Dying DhowShining VI - KlagopsalmerShugo Tokumaru ExitSigur Ros ( )Skepticism AlloySlipknot Vol. 3: (The Subliminal Verses)Sonic Youth Rather RippedSteinski What Does It All Mean?Stephen Malkmus Real Emotional TrashStreetlight Manifesto Everything Goes NumbStreetlight Manifesto Somewhere in the BetweenSuidAkrA CaledoniaSuis La Lune Quiet, Pull the Strings!Swallow The Sun HopeSwitchfoot Oh! Gravity.Symphony X Paradise LostSystem of a Down HypnotizeT-Pain EpiphanyT.I. Paper TrailTen Grand This Is The Way To RuleThe Angelic Process Weighing Souls with SandThe Audition Self-Titled AlbumThe Beatles Abbey RoadAbbey Road. This was the first Beatles album I had in full, and still my favorite. As a whole, Revolver is better, but there are moments of absolute magic on this record that the Beatles never had pulled off before. The three track suite near the end of the album is both incredibly fun and mesmerizing, while tracks like Octopus Garden and Maxwells Silver Hammer are among my favorite songs of all time. The best Beatles album for sure, and right up there on the all time charts.The Beatles Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club BandThe Beatles RevolverThe Blood Brothers Rumors Laid WasteThe Blood Brothers CrimesThe Dum Dum Project Export QualityThe Faceless Planetary DualityThe Fall Of Troy ManipulatorThe Fall Of Troy Phantom on the HorizonThe Game LAXThe Gaslight Anthem The '59 SoundThe Killers Hot FussThe Mars Volta AmputechtureAmputechture is both TMV's most all-around solid work, et it isn't their best. The album itself contains a huge amount of highlights and melds the breakout-pace and style of De-Loused with the vastness and musicianship or Frances, all while taking it a step further in terms of songwriting. However, it isn't anything truly new, and despite the fact that "Tetragrammaton" and "Day of the Baphomets" are two of the finest songs I've heard all year, the album is just a tad bit too long for its own good.The Microphones The Glow Pt. 2 (Re-release)The Moldy Peaches The Moldy PeachesThe Number Twelve Looks Like You An Inch Of Gold For An Inch Of TimeThe Ocean PrecambrianThe Postal Service Give UpThe Tallest Man on Earth Shallow GraveThese Arms Are Snakes Tail Swallower and DoveWith "Tail Swallower and Dove" These Arms Are Snakes have toned down the crazyness without sacrificing their X-factor. It's one of the most rock and roll records I've heard all year, heavy hitting and deliciously riff-heavy. They still leave room for just enough experimentation to not get stale. A very good album.Thrice The Illusion of SafetyThrice The Alchemy Index: Vols. I and II...Thrice BeggarsThursday War All The TimeTime of Orchids Namesake CautionTom Waits Mule VariationsTool 10,000 DaysTortoise Beacons of AncestorshipTrash Talk PlaguesTurisas Battle MetalTwain Harte A Sunny Place for Shady PeopleUnderoath Lost In The Sound Of SeparationIt's interesting, no doubt, and filled with the most mature music underoath have made to date. The songs are all tight, compound pieces with very little fluff, and the new ideas all compliment the heavily "Define the Great Line" derived sound well. However, listenability has been lost in the evolution, and there is a distinct lack of the heavyness that made their last record so catchy and enjoyable. Edit: Insert insulting remark to another user here!Usher ConfessionsVersaEmerge VersaEmergeVessels White Fields and Open DevicesXiu Xiu Women As LoversYes Close To The EdgeYip-Yip Two Kings of the Same KingdomYo La Tengo I Am Not Afraid of You and I Will Beat Your AssYoko Ono Yes, I'm A Witch3 good10 Years The Autumn Effect2Pac All Eyez on Me50 Cent Get Rich or Die Tryin'A Tribe Called Quest Midnight MaraudersABBA ABBA GoldAkira Yamaoka Silent Hill 2Alias ResurgamAmanda Woodward La Décadence de la DécandenceAmerican Steel Destroy Their FutureAnd So I Watch You From Afar And So I Watch You From AfarAndrew Bird Armchair ApocryphaArch Enemy Rise Of The TyrantArctic Monkeys Whatever People Say I Am....Army of the Pharaohs Ritual of BattleAs Tall As Lions You Can't Take It With YouAt the Drive-In Vaya EPAt the Drive-In Alfaro Vive, Carajo! EPAt the Drive-In This Station is Non-OperationalAudioslave AudioslaveAudioslave RevelationsAvril Lavigne Under My SkinAvril Lavigne The Best Damn ThingBad Brains Build A NationBaha Men Who Let the Dogs OutBayside Sirens & CondolencesBetween The Buried And Me ColorsBlacktusk Passage Through PurgatoryBlaqk Audio CexCellsBlind Guardian A Twist in the Mythblink-182 Dude RanchBlues Traveler FourBomb the Music Industry! Get WarmerBone Thugs-N-Harmony Strength And LoyaltyBoySetsFire Tomorrow come todayBoySetsFire Before The EulogyBrand New Your Favourite WeaponBrand New DaisyIf you ever want to hear what a smart guy can do when he tries to make a record as messy as possible, Daisy is probably the place to start with.Buried Inside ChronoclastBUS Moving PeopleCarole King TapestryCarpathian IsolationCat Power JukeboxCave In Perfect Pitch BlackCease Upon the Capitol Cease Upon the CapitolCeleste Pessimiste(s)Celeste Nihiliste(s)Children Of Bodom HatebreederChimaira ChimairaChris Brown ExclusiveChristina Aguilera Christina AguileraChristina Aguilera StrippedChuck Ragan Los FelizCirca Survive JuturnaCombatwoundedveteran I Know A Girl Who Develops Crime Scene PhotosCommon BeConverge You Fail MeConverge Caring And KillingConverge Unloved And Weeded OutConverge The Poacher DiariesCursed III: Architects of Troubled SleepDaitro YDan The Automator A Much Better TomorrowDangerDoom The Mouse & The MaskDanny Elfman The Corpse BrideDark Tranquillity FictionDashboard Confessional Dusk and SummerDashboard Confessional The Shade of Poison TreesDeath Cab For Cutie Narrow StairsDemons and Wizards Touched by the Crimson KingDinosaur Jr. FarmDir en grey GAUZEDir en grey The Marrow of a BoneDismember DismemberDolores O'Riordan Are You Listening?Don Caballero PunkgasmDOOM MM ... FoodDragonForce Sonic FirestormDream Theater Train of ThoughtDream Theater Systematic ChaosDream Theater Black Clouds and Silver LiningsEagles EaglesEluvium An Accidental Memory in the Case of DeathEmerson, Lake and Palmer Brain Salad SurgeryEmery The Weak's EndEmery The QuestionEminem The Slim Shady EPEnergy Invasions of the Mind EPEnvy / Jesu Envy/Jesu Split EpEverclear So Much For The AfterglowEverybody Else Everybody ElseFeral Children Second to the Last FrontierFinale A Pipe Dream and a PromiseFireworks All I Have To Offer Is My Own ConfusionFucked Up The Chemistry of Common LifeFugazi Steady Diet of Nothingfun. Aim and IgniteGirl Talk Feed the AnimalsGirls Aloud What Will The Neighbours Say?Gnarls Barkley St. ElsewhereGodsmack AwakeGodsmack GodsmackGojira The Way Of All FleshGoo Goo Dolls Dizzy Up The GirlGoo Goo Dolls Let Love InGoo Goo Dolls A Boy Named GooGood Charlotte Good CharlotteGreen Day Bullet in a BibleHave A Nice Life DeathconsciousnessHave Heart Songs to Scream at the SunHelloween Keeper of the Seven Keys: The LegacyHopesfall Magnetic NorthHORSE The Band Pizza EPHORSE The Band A Natural DeathHour Cast State Of DisgraceI Would Set Myself On Fire For You Believes In PatternsIndian Summer DiscographyInterpol Turn on the Bright LightsIron Maiden A Matter of Life and DeathJawbreaker 24 Hour Revenge TherapyJeniferever Choose a Bright MorningJenny Piccolo Jenny Piccolo (Full Discography)John Frusciante CurtainsJohn Frusciante The EmpyreanKanye West Late RegistrationKanye West GraduationKaospilot ShadowsKidcrash New RuinsKing Crimson In the Wake of PoseidonKing Crimson Starless and Bible BlackKing Crimson IslandsKing Crimson Three of a Perfect PairKing Crimson BeatLamb of God SacramentLed Zeppelin Early DaysLed Zeppelin CodaLed Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IILed Zeppelin Houses of the HolyLed Zeppelin Led Zeppelin ILess Than Jake GNV FLALimp Bizkit The Unquestionable Truth [Part 1]Linkin Park ReanimationLinkin Park Live In TexasLoma Prieta Last CityLoma Prieta Dark MountainLostprophets Liberation TransmissionLoveHateHero White LiesLudacris Release TherapyLydia IlluminateMadonna Like a VirginMassive Attack Blue LinesMat Kearney Nothing Left to LoseMeshuggah obZenMetallica Death MagneticMethod Man TicalmewithoutYou I Never Said That I Was BraveMichael Jackson DangerousMidtown Forget What You KnowMihai Edrisch Un Jour Sans LendemainMindless Self Indulgence TightModest Mouse We Were Dead Before the Ship Even SankMogwai The Hawk Is HowlingMuse Origin of SymmetryMy Chemical Romance Life on the Murder SceneNarrows New DistancesNeil Perry Lineage SituationNelly Furtado LooseNelly Furtado Woah, Nelly!Nightmare Of You Nightmare Of YouNo Doubt Rock SteadyNo Doubt The Beacon Street CollectionNobuo Uematsu Final Fantasy X: Original SoundtrackNOFX Wolves in Wolves' ClothingNovember 5th 1955 Bears of the SeaOceansize EffloresceOceansize Everyone Into PositionOceansize FramesOmar Rodriguez-Lopez Los Sueños De Un HigadoOmar Rodriguez-Lopez XenophanesOrchid GatefoldParamore Riot!Paramore Brand New EyesThis will be revised. Brand New Eyes sounds different than either Riot! or All We Know is Falling, but the differences are fairly irrelevant. It's like listening to the same record as last time: you'll sing along to a bunch of Hayley's hooks, sometimes think there is a cool moment in a song musically, and skip over the slower, ballady type of songs. Hayley Williams can still rule a mic, but the band still plays a little too safe to really compliment her voice beyond mere competence. See, the problem is that while Hayley is a ridiculously accessible singer, the songs are just so boring a lot of the time that the album drags on and on despite its relatively short length. They do pop rock fine, and the singles will be great, but as an album this is merely just fairly okay.Peaches The Teaches of PeachesPedro the Lion ControlPink I'm Not DeadPito Perez Con Más PoderPlacebo MedsPokemon 2BA MastaPorcupine Tree In AbsentiaPorcupine Tree Voyage 34: The Complete TripPorcupine Tree Fear Of A Blank PlanetPortraits Of Past Cypress Dust WitchPropagandhi Supporting CasteProtest the Hero KeziaProtest the Hero FortressPygmy Lush Bitter RiverQuicksand Manic CompressionRadiohead The BendsRadiohead Pablo HoneyRaein Il n'y Pas de OrchestreRed Hot Chili Peppers BloodSugarSexMagikRegina Spektor FarHer next album I will definitively be able to describe as "more overrated psuedo-intellectual pop".Rise Against The Sufferer and the WitnessRob Zombie Educated HorsesRush RushRush Caress Of SteelSara Bareilles Little VoiceSay Anything ...Is A Real Boy (re-release)Secret Machines Ten Silver DropsSenses Fail Still SearchingSepultura Dante XXISerj Tankian Elect the DeadShabutie PenelopeShipwreck A.D. AbyssShpongle Ineffable Mysteries From ShponglelandSlayer South of HeavenSmall Brown Bike The River BedSnoop Dogg Ego Trippin'Snow Patrol Final StrawSnowing Fuck Your Emotional BullshitSoap and Skin Lovetune for VacuumSon Lux At War With Walls And MazesSoundtrack Spider-Man 2 (Original Soundtrack)Soundtrack GrindhouseSoundtrack 28 Days Later SoundtrackSparta ThreesSpires Flowers and FireworksSkramz isis. This would be a lot better if it wasn't so contrived and long, but I mean for what it is it is pretty great. If you are looking for slow music to headbang too, Spires are a pretty solid choice.State Radio Year of the CrowSublime SublimeSuede Coming UpSuicide Silence No Time to BleedSymphony X The Divine Wings of TragedySystem of a Down MezmerizeSystem of a Down ToxicityTangerine Dream Mars PolarisTemposhark The Invisible LineTenacious D Tenacious D: The Pick of DestinyTerror Rhythm Amongst The ChaosThe Appleseed Cast SagarmathaThe Beatles Help!The Cape May Glass Mountain RoadsThe Clash London CallingThe Cranberries No Need to ArgueThe Dear Hunter Act III: Life and DeathThe Decemberists Always the Bridesmaid EPThe Decemberists The Hazards Of LoveThe Flashbulb Soundtrack to a Vacant LifeThe Killers SawdustThe Locust Plague SoundscapesThe Monkees Greatest HitsThe Pax Cecilia Blessed Are The BondsThe Pink Spiders Teenage GraffitiThe Sound of Animals Fighting The Ocean and the SunThem Crooked Vultures Them Crooked VulturesThrice The Artist In The AmbulanceThrice Identity CrisisTimbaland Shock ValueTool LateralusTool AenimaTouche Amore ...To The Beat Of A Dead HorseTowers Full CircleTrapt Someone In ControlWilco Sky Blue SkyWolf Parade Apologies to the Queen MaryWolves in the Throne Room Black CascadeI don't know why people go crazy for Two Hunters or this. I guess when an american black metal band doesn't suck it must mean they are amazing.X Japan Art Of LifeYaphet Kotto We Bury Our Dead AliveYngwie Malmsteen TrilogyYo La Tengo Popular SongsYoung Widows Old WoundsYuka Tsujiyoko Paper Mario GMS (Disc 1 and 2)Zao The Fear Is What Keeps Us Here2.5 averageAFI DecemberundergroundAFI The Art of DrowningAlanis Morissette Supposed Former Infatuation JunkieAlexisonfire Watch Out!Andrew Jackson Jihad People Who Can Eat People are the Luckiest PeopleAnthony Green AvalonArmy of the Pharaohs The Torture PapersArsis We Are The NightmareAt the Drive-In El Gran OrgoAtmosphere God Loves UglyAvenged Sevenfold Waking the FallenBayside The Walking WoundedBeck One Foot in the GraveBlack Sabbath Greatest Hits 1970-1978Black Sabbath Paranoidblink-182 Enema Of The StateBloodhound Gang One Fierce Beer CoasterBon Iver Blood BankBoomerang Sounds of SirensBoySetsFire After the EulogyBoySetsFire The Day The Sun Went OutBritney Spears In The ZoneBritney Spears ...Baby One More TimeButch Walker Sycamore MeadowsChiodos Bone Palace BalletChuck Ragan Gold CountryCirca Survive On Letting GoCreed My Own PrisonCursive Such Blinding Stars for Starving EyesCursive The Storms of Early Summer: Semantics ofDel The Funky Homosapien Eleventh HourDragonForce Inhuman RampageDream Theater OctavariumEmarosa RelativityEnter Shikari Take To The SkiesEquilibrium SagasEvanescence FallenFall Out Boy From Under The Cork TreeFleetwood Mac TuskFoo Fighters In Your HonorFoo Fighters Echoes, Silence, Patience & GraceForgive Durden Razia's Shadow: A MusicalFranz Ferdinand You Could Have It So Much BetterFrom First to Last Dear Diary, My Teen Angst Has a Body CouGhostface Killah Ghostdini: The Wizard of Poetry in Emerald CityGiant Squid The IchthyologistGlassjaw Kiss Kiss Bang Bang EPGodsmack The Other Side EPGorillaz GorillazGuns N' Roses Chinese DemocracyHatebreed HatebreedHopesfall A TypesHot Hot Heat ElevatorI Would Set Myself On Fire For You I Would Set Myself On Fire For YouIced Earth The Glorious BurdenIhsahn The AdversaryIn Flames Come ClarityIsis Wavering RadiantA few years ago, I listened to a little album called "Panopticon" and I thought it was okay. Boring, tepid, and a little uninspired but it was a time when such was just the norm. A few less years ago, I heard an album called "In the Absence of Truth", which was less heavy but retained all the other weaknesses of Isis' previous work, and was quite underwhelming. Now I hear "Wavering Radiant", and I wonder; when will post-post-rock finally get here so I can stop hearing crap like this. For people too stupid to get it: This sounds like Panopticon and In the Absence of Truth smashed together and it is average generic and uneventful.Jay-Z UnpluggedJay-Z American GangsterJimi Hendrix Electric LadylandJimmy Eat World Bleed AmericanJimmy Eat World Chase This LightJohn Carpenter Halloween 20th Anniversary Editionk-os Atlantis: Hymns For DiscoKelly Clarkson ThankfulKill Your Ex From Words to MotionLa Dispute Somewhere at the Bottom of the River...La Dispute Untitled 7"Led Zeppelin PresenceLed Zeppelin Latter DaysLights Out Asia Eyes Like BrontideLuna Halo Luna HaloMachinae Supremacy OverworldMadonna Ray of LightMatchbook Romance VoicesMidtown Living Well is the Best RevengeMirrorthrone GangreneMotion City Soundtrack Commit This To MemoryMy Bloody Valentine LovelessMy Chemical Romance Three Cheers For Sweet RevengeN Sync CelebrityNas Hip Hop Is DeadNeurosis Pain of MindNeutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the SeaNine Inch Nails Year ZeroNirvana In UteroNirvana [UK] The Story of Simon SimopathOasis Whats the Story Morning GloryOmar Rodriguez-Lopez MegaritualOpeth Blackwater ParkOrange 9mm Driver not includedOrigin Echoes of DecimationOrthrelm IorxhscimtorPain Of Salvation ScarsickParamore All We Know Is FallingPelican City of EchoesPennywise Reason to BelievePink Floyd Dark Side of the MoonPoison The Well VersionsPortugal. The Man Censored ColorsIf I have ever heard a more self indulgent, repetitive, tiring, and harder to listen to album than "Censored Colors"...wait I haven't.Primus The Brown AlbumPyramids Following the Tracks, Forcing Motion ThrQueensryche EmpireQueensryche Operation: Mindcrime IIQueensryche American SoldierRaconteurs Broken Boy SoldiersRage Against the Machine Rage Against the MachineRobbie Williams Sing When You're WinningRush Roll the BonesSenses Fail Let It Enfold YouSeptember 22nd Hello, ThroneShowbread Anorexia NervosaSinaloa Oceans of IslandsA terrible disappointment, for the second full length in a row Sinaloa take all the promise they have of reigniting a more traditional emo style's fire and turn it into a tired, monotonous record filled with filler. The attempts at variety hardly work, and unlike previous works the intensity isn't even at a high level anymore. Maybe next time.Slayer Reign in BloodSnow Patrol Eyes OpenSons of Noel and Adrian Sons of Noel and AdrianSouth Park Chef Aid: The South Park AlbumSpice Girls SpiceworldState Radio Us Against the CrownStyx Kilroy Was HereSufjan Stevens IllinoisSum 41 Go Chuck YourselfSummoning Oath BoundSwitchfoot Nothing is SoundT-Pain Thr33 RingzThe Bled Found In The FloodThe Bled Pass The FlaskThe Darkness Permission to LandThe End ElementaryThe Offspring Complete Music Video CollectionThe Sound of Animals Fighting Tiger & The DukeThrice First ImpressionsThursday A City By the Light DividedThursday Five Stories FallingThursday Common ExistenceWhen this album is on it's the most mature and overall excellent stuff they've made (Last Call, As He Climbed the Dark Mountain, You Were the Cancer). Slightly progressive in nature and highly "experimental" when it comes to their sound, Common Existence doesn't fail at its attempts to evolve the band, for better or worse. However, most of the songs don't work well, as the acoustic/ambient droning of "Time's Arrow" or the attempt at making another At this Velocity in "Unintended Long Term Effects" prove. Another hit or miss Thursday record, Common Existence is undeniably their weakest overall effort yet, and its time for even the hardcore of Thursday fans to start questioning the amount of juice the band really has left.Thursday/Envy Thursday/EnvyThis highly awaited split lands to mixed opinions it seems. The Thursday side is highly "experimental" and pushes the electronic/atmospheric side of A City By the Light Divided to greater heights, but besides "An Absurd and Unrealistic Dream of Peace" the songs tend to get a bit full of themselves, with closer "Appeared and Was Gone" being the most pretentious thing Thursday have ever done. The Envy side is as mixed of a bag, being solid in its own right but adding absolutely nothing to the cannon of Envy. They keep treading old waters, and its starting to become apparent that water is shallower than any of us wanted to admit. "Pure Birth and Loneliness" stands out but when it comes after the borefests that are "An Umbrella Fallen into Fiction" and "Isolation of a Light Source", it's hard to really care. All in all, a disappointing release from both bands to an extent. Envy prove themselves to be almost irrelevant here, and Thursday despite their best effort still can't reach any sort of real high points. Better luck next time guys.Tim McGraw Set This Circus DownU2 No Line On The HorizonUnderoath The Changing Of TimesUnearth III: In the Eyes of FireWeird Al Yankovic Straight Outta Lynwood2 poor2Pac Loyal To The Game50 Cent The Massacre50 Cent CurtisA Day To Remember For Those Who Have HeartA Static Lullaby A Static LullabyAC/DC Back in BlackAgainst Me! Reinventing Axl RoseAlestorm Captain Morgan's RevengeAnti-Flag For Blood and EmpireAshlee Simpson AutobiographyAvril Lavigne Let GoAyumi Hamasaki RainbowBackstreet Boys UnbreakableBear vs. Shark Right Now You're in the Best of HandsBeyonce B'Dayblink-182 Cheshire CatBloc Party A Weekend in the CityBon Jovi Slippery When WetBoys Like Girls Boys Like GirlsBritney Spears BlackoutCattle Decapitation Karma.Bloody.KarmaCeremonial Oath CarpetCoheed and Cambria Kerrang! / XFM UK Acoustic Sessions – EPColbie Caillat BreakthroughConducting From the Grave When Legends Become DustD12 D12 WorldDance Gavin Dance Downtown Battle MountainDance Gavin Dance Dance Gavin DanceDeath Cab For Cutie Drive Well, Sleep Carefully: on the road with DCFCDemon Hunter The TriptychDimmu Borgir In Sorte DiaboliDirty Projectors Bitte OrcaDixie Chicks Taking The Long WayDr. Dre 2001DragonForce Ultra BeatdownEminem EncoreErykah Badu Mama's GunFall Out Boy Infinity On HighFleetwood Mac Say You WillFleetwood Mac MirageFleetwood Mac Tango In The NightFrom Monument to Masses On Little Known FrequenciesA week or two I bitched about Isis this and that and post-rock being dead. Well, if you need any more proof, you can listen to this album.Godsmack FacelessGood Charlotte The Chronicles of Life and DeathGwen Stefani The Sweet EscapeHilary Duff DignityI Am Ghost Those We Leave BehindIwrestledabearonce It's All HappeningJa Rule Blood in My EyeJaguar Love Take Me to the SeaJay-Z Kingdom ComeJessica Simpson In This Skin (Collector's Edition)Jessica Simpson Do You KnowJet Get BornJourney Trial By FireKMFDM BlitzLa Roux La RouxA Revolution in british pop/electroclash, it's almost as if La Roux and her partners have looked into the future and seen what the world needed next in music and then RECREATED IT but it isn't really recreation because what she was her was her album in the first place. MINDFREAKLed Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IIILed Zeppelin In Through the Out DoorLimp Bizkit Three Dolla Bill Y'allLimp Bizkit Significant OtherLudacris Chicken 'N' BeerM.I.A. ArularM.I.A. KalaMarilyn Manson Eat Me, Drink MeMastodon Blood MountainMetallica Master of PuppetsMetallica Kill Em AllMindless Self Indulgence You'll Rebel To AnythingI'm a Mindless Self Indulgence fanboy to the max. I'm one of the few "serious" music fans (what stfu) who would count an MSI album among their top 10, let alone top 7. So, this album was a massive dissapointment. From the horrendicity of the Rush cover to basically everything else on the album, its a tavesty to MSI's once good name. I remember going to an MSI show, and having lil Jimmy Urine pour piss on me. Yes, I was that lucky boy. Thats how this album makes me feel, except without all the godliness.Moby 18Motley Crue Theatre Of PainNeurosis The Word as LawNew Found Glory CatalystNickelback Silver Side UpNirvana NevermindOutkast IdlewildPanic! At the Disco Pretty. Odd.Pearl Jam Pearl JamPg. 99 Document #7Porcupine Tree The Sky Moves SidewaysPortraits Of Past 0100101110100011100100100Portugal. The Man Church MouthPortugal. The Man The Satanic SatanistThe album cover has a gross nipple on display. That's almost kind of like what Portugal. the Man have become: a dry withered teet that while gave life to a fledgling "progressive indie rock" genre years ago, is now all scabby and gross from all the suckling. It's nothing new.Queensryche QueensrycheQueensryche Operation: LivecrimeQueensryche Promised LandRise Against Siren Song Of The Counter CultureSay Anything BaseballShe Wants Revenge She Wants RevengeSilverstein Arrivals and DeparturesSlayer Christ IllusionSlipknot IowaSnoop Dogg DoggystyleString Quartet Tribute Tribute to The Mars VoltaSystem of a Down Los Angeles LiveT.I. KingTegan and Sara The ConThe Bacon Brothers Getting ThereThe Mars Volta Scab Dates [Live]The Replacements Don't Tell a SoulThe Streets The Hardest Way To Make An Easy LivingThe Strokes First Impressions of EarthThom Yorke The EraserThursday WaitingTool UndertowTrivium AscendancyGod those guitarists are orgasmic. In a way. I'll give them that they're incredibly skilled, but goddamn stop jacking your guitar off and compose a decent solo that require you to travel the distance of your fretboard 5 times (in 4 seconds). Mostly everything else is meh on this album, besides the vocals. Imagine even louder, less obnoxious, but even more horrifically destructive screaming than Atreyu. Thats where you'll find the screaming on this album to be. Just even worse.Trivium ShogunTrivium go from being a wannabe thrash outfit back to a psuedo metalcore band, and improve on their last horrific outing by making a bad album that is at least listenable. Good riffs abound with little else to call "good" here.Underoath Act of DepressionVanilla Ice To the ExtremeVarious Artists Snakes On A PlaneVelvet Revolver LibertadWarrant Cherry PieWestlife World Of Our OwnWith Blood Comes Cleansing HorrorYeah Yeah Yeahs Show Your BonesZebrahead Broadcast to the World1.5 very poorA Day To Remember HomesickAngels and Airwaves We Don't Need to WhisperAngels and Airwaves? More like Angels and Suckwaves amirite? No, but seriously folks, how about them guitar effects? Yeah, they're supposed to make Tom and crew look really neat, but all they really do is make me want to listen to a better band that uses them. Did I mention Tom still can't write a good song by himself worth a shit? Well, he can't. He still also has a very, very boring voice, and we now see the genious that was Mark on the Blink records. If you want pretentious prog, get something by The Mars Volta. If you want catchy pop punk, well, get Blink 182. Just plain don't get this. It has AIDS. AIDS is evil.Atreyu Fractures In the Facade of Your Porcelaileik omg there is no base on this album. No seriously, where is it? I don't know. The guitarists are almost passable here, but overreach their goals and end up being pretentious. The vocalist is even worse than on The Curse, which means he should have been executed on this album. The drummer is ok. He lets this album get an extra .5 because I'm a nice guy if you haven't noticed.Atreyu A Death-Grip On YesterdayThis is the third time Atreyu have been below a 2. Do I like any album I've heard by them at all? No. No I do not. The sad thing Brendan (drummer) shows he is actually probably the best backup vocalist in metalcore, and could actually hold a lot of these popcore songs together if he was allowed too. Instead, teh dinosaur decides to come shrieking back in at every possible waking hour, and leads me to want to go all Godzilla on his ass. I could take him. Avenged Sevenfold Avenged SevenfoldCaliban The Opposite From WithinThey sound like heavy Atreyu to me. Yeah, the vocals are ten times better, but when you're muliplying ten by zero, you still get zero. The musicianship is almost solid, but for some odd reason this album doesnt do it for me at all and I get bored about halfway through. The Beoved is a good song, but everything else? Think "You're Beautiful" in badness.Children Of Bodom BlooddrunkListening to this album is so painful that the only way I know how to ease the pain is to kill a kitten. From the generic songs (everything sounds the fucking same, and don't say "BUT THE SLOW SONG" kill yourself), the boring riffing and shredding (and don't say "BUT CLASSICAL SCALES" kill yourself), and Alexi's affront to vocalists everywhere (and don't say...ok well no one likes his vocals on this album KILL YOURSELF), there is nothing of note here for anything but CoB fans.Chiodos All's Well That Ends WellChiodos The Heartless Control EverythingEiffel 65 EuropopBlue is a genuinely catchy song. Everything else? Well, meh. It's all pretty much trash. They takes good european techno artist ideas (Ladytron and Miss Kittin ftw), and craft it into some weird mainstream pop album, that doesnt have the strengths of either but the weaknesses of well everything. It's boring, overdone, too intricate for its own good, lyrically retarded, and musically you can only dance to it for about 5 minutes. Then you kill yourself. I don't make the rules folks, God does. God hates this album.Fall Out Boy Take This To Your GraveFergie The DutchessGlassjaw Impossible ShotGodsmack IVGodsmasck have made the same exact album IV times now. Honest,y it was really good the first time, pretty good the second time, meh the third time, and now it's just become sucktastic. There are some generic solos to be had, but when the solos in a Maroon 5 song are better than anything on your album, what is that saying? Combined with typical and generic metal vocals, this albums pretty much summed by saying "turd."Good Charlotte The Young And The HopelessOh dear lord its Good Charlotte. So, I really don't have anything against them, really. Their first album is pretty good, and their newest one showed flashes of promise. However, this album is one of the few times I'll scream along with pople in "SELL OUT." It's rather obvious much of the money was meant to just sell records, as evidenced by the completely cliche lyrics, whiney vocals with little emotion, and the generic instrumentation I expect off of a Click Five album. This is pretty bad in all honesty.Green Day American IdiotIn all honesty, I don't really have many reasons to back up my 1.5 Rating, obviously, every time you have a 1 or 1.5, it means you have a particular distaste for an album, but I honestly can't get past how unoriginal this album sounds. It's like Green Day wanted to pretend they were making musical progress, so they just took a bunch of things they did in the past, took some ideas from better bands, and threw it all together. The thing is, it only really works on Jesus of Surburbia. Yeah, kind of a shitty situation overall.He Is Legend Suck Out The PoisonHIM Dark LightWow god we're up to HIM. There's really not a lot you can say about them. They revel in being some kind of love metal band. Thing is, they don't have any technicality whatsoever, and "love" doesnt describe their overall sound very well. A better title would be "bland and monotonous/pretentious radio rock." Ocassionally there'll be a decent moment, sure, but mostly its the same old boring vocal performances and guitar parts every time. Oh, and the drummers fat. Which means when he takes off his shirt for concerts, woo boy.In Flames ColonyIn Flames ClaymanIt Dies Today SirensJames Blunt Back To BedlamIt revels in being stereotypical and clich?with oh-so-little room for originality outside of the rather trippy cover art. I honestly cannot find an ounce of real talent to even be able to say the standby line in these circumstances, “He has talent and hopefully he’ll build on that next album” This album may not have originally made to be a major label tool for selling albums, but honestly, the only people I see enjoying this album are housewives in turbulent marriages and pre-teens who just got broken up with because summer came. If you have a strong tolerance for utter manufactured pop, you may be able to tolerate this album. If you like crap for music, well, this is just for you. What I see her is nothing but artificial balladry with the occasional attempt to be edgy; and by golly, it sure does sell records. But I can’t give this above a 1.5KMFDM AttakKMFDM SymbolsKMFDM NihilKottonmouth Kings High SocietyHahahahah. It's the Kottonmouth Kings. They're a rowdy bunch of guys. This is teen angst music at its height within the nu metal genre. They rap and stuff, but its really done quite terribly. I honestly havent the faintest what they're talking about, as when I listen to them, I'm too busy being rebellious and telling my parents I wont wash my own clothes to really pay attention.Limp Bizkit Chocolate Starfish...Limp Bizkit Results May VaryLinkin Park MeteoraMacy Gray BigMetallica ...And Justice for AllMy Chemical Romance I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought...I had a big ant prepared for this album. Then I listened to "Our Lady of Sorrows". And I was sad because thats a genuinely good song surrounded by mountains of crap. Everyone here does what they're supposed to do at almost an average level, but overall the songs feel hollow and as if their all missing something. Gerard wasn't even decent on this album, which is one of the few saving graces of their next record. Honestly, dont bother with this. You'll die a happier man. I'm not politcally correct stfu women.New Found Glory Coming HomeNick Lachey What's Left of MeNorma Jean RedeemerPorcupine Tree On the Sunday of Life.....Sean Kingston Sean KingstonSeether Disclaimer IIOh god I'm broken. Broken when it comes to this album. Honestly, this dude is just a terrible songwriter. The band itself has constructed a high 2-low 2.5 album, being generic but not terrible. But the voalist is absolutely dreadful and boring, and writes some of the most faux-touching and psuedo-emotional lyrics I've seen since Styx. But Styx was awesome. Seether is just a rock band that really should have never of made it big.Senses Fail Life Is Not A Waiting RoomSilverstein When Broken is Easily FixedWhat do you want me to do here, really? Silverstein are a rather bland pop punk band, with hardcore influences, much in the vein of Hawthorne Heights. While they are slightly better than their contemporaries, it still sounds like a watered down version of Atreyu, aka its watered down suck. That does help the album slightly, as it isn't in your face suck. It's just bad lyricism (cliched and rather shoddy writing overall) and mediocre instrumentation combined with vomit-inducing vocals.Simple Plan Still Not Getting Any...It’s more of this mainstream “emo” as the kids call it (I prefer faux-emo in this context), and it’s not even average for that. It’s certainly catchy-how could it not be at this point?-but it also has almost no other merits to it. Those looking for a technicality-don’t get this album. Those looking for a good singer-don’t get this album. Those looking for introspective lyrics-don’t get this. Those looking for moderately catchy, whiney, and accessible music-get about 10 other artists discography’s before you pick this up. Sans Untitled, this album is just the same song on repeat. And that song is I’d Do Anything from their previous. Please, unless you’re really desperate for mediocre radio pop-punk, don’t buy this album.Slipknot SlipknotI like new Slipknot. I don't like old Slipknot. What am I ever to do? Oh yes, not listen to this record. My main problem is thats its heavy without any true anger or purpose. Joey's drumming was unfocused around this time, so instead of the skilled yet powerful drumming we'd see late,r he's pretty much a thrash drummer. Albeit with a better mix. The vocals are also pretty shoddy, making me want to take a rather large piece of my hand off every time I hear them. Yeah, I don't like this album very much I think.So the Story Goes As We March With VictimsSoulja Boy Souljaboytellem.comCrank That itself is catchy before it gets overplayed for you, as is Yahhh!, but besides that this is pretty bad stuff, I don't do it really. Yeah its meant to be mindless dance/driving music, but its really just horrible in every aspect besides perhaps the novelty.South Park Mr. Hankey's Christmas ClassicsThe Black Dahlia Murder MiasmaThe Click Five Greetings from Imrie HouseThe Darkness One Way Ticket To Hell And BackI believe in a thing called suck. Oh wait wrong Darkness album. Anyways, much like a few other albums in the abtss of my ratings, I had heard a bunch of talk of how this album was actually pretty good. So, when I listen to it, I first went "Huh, this still sucks pretty hardcore man." The vocals aren't what got me as much as the almost Jet-bad music ripoffs, with every song sounding like something out of the 70's or 80's. Honestly, The Darkness should go back to The Darkness. Mommy says she'll be me ice cream if she never has to hear them again.The Dillinger Escape Plan Ire WorksThree Days Grace Three Days GraceJust Like You is a good song. Then there are a lot of bad songs on this album, And that really sucks because I really wanted to like this album. The problem is everything sounds honestly like every other radio rock song I've heard since Pearl Jam first made headway, so I really don't know what to make out of this album. Maybe if I made out with the case it would help. No, it really doesn't. So, its angsty and suffocatingly bad. And the cd case tastes like spaghetti. But that might just be me...Trivium The CrusadeUnderoath They're Only Chasing SafetySo, underOATH used to be really, really, really bad. But before that, they were decent. This is when they were really, really, really bad. It sounds like a pop band trying to be really hardcore and impressive with their musicianship, but instead its faux-christian lyrics (by this point they had begun to shed them) and bland musicianship. Why the 1.5? Spencer is one of the most god awful vocalists I've ever heard. I honestly want to punch Hilary Duff in the mouth when I hear him scream, but since I don't know Hilary Duff, I just punch the picture of her I have in my room, but as theres a concrete wall behind it, my hand just starts to bleed and get infected and stuff...Underoath Cries of the PastWeerd Science Friends and Nervous BreakdownsWolfmother Wolfmother1 awfulAiden Nightmare AnatomyOh look at me I'm a pretty little make up wearing fairy. Oh wait you want me to make music? Is it ok if that music sounds like a bad ripoff of My Chemical Romance and Maroon 5 at the same time? Cool. Is it ok if I sound like I have a testicle clamp? Yeah? Right on dude. Oh, and this album is terrible. Buy something by From First to Last if you want something in this vein.Andrew Jackson Jihad Only God Can Judge MeAtreyu The CurseRawr. I'm a dinosaur. Hear me roar. Well, squak. Wanna know what I sound like on this record? Ok. FOIHSDIGSOIDUFIPSHDIPFGUOGF*GE)GFREOUGFPIUGSDPIG. Thats sexy and catchy right? Yeah my drummers a much better singer but all the kids like to hear me rip apart my vocal chords so I get to be lead Velociraptor. Oh, and my band is like uber generic. Yeah. It's like they sound like a bad metalcore version of Hawthorne Heights. Except we kinda want to be really poppy still so we make really simple basslines and just faux-wank on our guitars. Squawk.Atreyu VisionsAtreyu Suicide Notes And Butterfly KissesCoalesce OXDaddy Yankee Barrio Fino En DirectoDust For Life Dust For Life (self-titled)Equus Osaka RoseFrom First to Last From First To LastGorillaz Laika Come HomeHawthorne Heights If Only You Were LonelyI so wish I was "saying Goodbye" to this album. I had heard there was vast improvement on this disc as opposed to the first, so because I'm a dumbass I acquired it. I was pleased to hear...well, none of it. It's pretty much the generic embodiment of generisticity, which isn't even a word, which should indicate just how bad this album really is. Oh and they have 3 guitarists, og which they nee about a keyboard player to accomplish everything they do. Probably to better effect.Hawthorne Heights The Silence In Black And WhiteThe impressive debut record from Hawthorne Heights features an almost decent song in "Ohio is For Lovers" and then nothing else. Being a true mark that hardcore is getting ready to blow up (but labels refuse to see it and try to sugarcoat it), Hawthorne Heights incorporate a psuedo-TOCS-era Underoath with even more pop punk sensibilities, and a vocalist who should really not be singing professionally anywhere but at a Barmitzvah.HORSE The Band Secret Rhythm Of The UniverseInsane Clown Posse The Great MilenkoSo, um, this is the Insane Clown Posse's best album. It has one good song in "Boogeyman" and then a bunch of pretentious tripe that attempts to be funny at every turn but instead ends up being cliche and redundant. Oh, and their flows are whack and the production/instrumental work is almost as bad as S Club 7. Just distorted. Which makes them so much more edge. Man.Kidcrash SnacksLimp Bizkit New Old SongsLinkin Park Minutes to MidnightLos Campesinos! We Are Beautiful, We Are DoomedMeat Loaf Bat Out Of Hell IIIMike Jones Who Is Mike Jones?Hey, I'm Mike Jones. I really do just rap about everything other rappers rap abou,t but I have that one song that goes "Who? Mike Jones!" so everybody rips me off like Dave Chappelle. Honestly, I know I'm a very bad MC and even worse lyricist and can't pick beats for the life of me, but I mean, where would we be in todays society if every white kid in high school wasn't able to shout "Who? MIKE JONES!" at every possible moment and have 5 airhead girls giggle profusely?Omar Rodriguez-Lopez CryptomnesiaParis Hilton ParisQueensryche The WarningR. Kelly Trapped in the Closet (Chapters 1-12)This would be a good song. Hell, it would be a good two or three songs. The beat is actually pretty nifty, and R. Kelly sounds good for the first 8 minutes or so. But then...you realize its going to go on for over half an hour. And then you get scared. And then you turn off the dvd player. And then you watch the Colbert Report, and its all better. Oh, so anyways, this is just so incredibly pretentious and so impossibly overblown I can't help but give it a 1.Red Jumpsuit Apparatus Don't You Fake ItShe Wants Revenge This is ForeverSonic Youth GooSpice Girls SpiceSo, a lot of people try and tell me/you that this album is good. Those people are phony liars. I decided to listen to this album again after a favorable review on this here site, and I was surprised to find I hated every waking moment of i. Sure, if you can stand their singing, this could be decent pop. But it's mostly female angst and by-the-numbers love lyrics sung by a bunch of women with voices I just can't comprehend people liking. Honestly, I'd say this album is overrated.The Fray How to Save a LifeThe Sound of Animals Fighting Lover, The Lord Has Left Us. . .Weezer Make Believe0.5 Kidz Bop Kidz Kidz Bop, Volume 9
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