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Animal Collective Merriweather Post Pavilion
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command
Sometimes, you just dont like an album when you first hear it. That was the case with me and Relationship of Command; I just didn't like it at first. After a year of laying off of it, I gave it another listen, and it absolutely blew me away. The energy on the album is incredible, almost greater than anything you could imagine them doing live. Oh, did I mention that the guys can play their instruments pretty goddamn well? Each member is far more than competent at their instrument, and in combination with the eclectic song structures and Cedric's passionate shouting and screaming, this album is rather brilliant in every fashion.
Ceremony Ruined
Circle Takes The Square As The Roots Undo
So, Circle Takes the Square is rapidly becoming a favorite band of mine. They only have 13 true songs to even choose from, but every single one of those 13 songs is amazing in its own right. The strongest of those come from this, As the Roots Undo. It's epic, its incredibly emotional, it's technically stunning, and the lyrics are pure poetry. It's a triumph of recent times that should be required listening, if not required love.
cLOUDDEAD cLOUDDEAD
Coheed and Cambria Second Stage Turbine Blade
Coheed and Cambria Neverender DVD
I have only listened to three songs but I already know how much I'm going to like this and so do you.
Only review needed.
Converge Jane Doe
I fucking knocked this one kids face in once.
This album is pretty much like knocking face in for 45 minutes, plus breakdowns.
Converge Axe To Fall
Cursive Domestica
Cynic Focus
Cynic Traced In Air
Listening to "Traced in Air", it isn't some massive evolution from "Focus". However, everything about the band has been tightened in the 15 year layover, and the album is far smoother and more focused, resulting in a much more listenable and flowing affair. The incredible riffs and solos are back, and the vocals are far better and are actually now reason enough to listen. With improved percussion, bass work that while not as show-offy as before is still just as precise, and an incredible overarching sense of beauty, "Traced in Air" is one of the best records of 2008, even with only a night of listening under my belt.
dredg El Cielo
Eminem Relapse
It's hard for me to say this, but the old Eminem every white kid in America used to love just isn't there anymore. With that STUNNING realization out of the way, the Eminem that was essentially hinted to on Encore turns out to not be all that bad, as "Relapse" shows Em experimenting with his flow and voice to create a weird, if still familiar record. While it may be horribly offensive to old fans, the album is filled with oddly appealing raps and lyrics, with the best tracks living up to the potential we all know he still has somewhere in him. "Insane", "Medicine Ball", "Stay Wide Awake" and particularly "Beautiful" and "Underground" are all excellent songs, and despite some awful duds in the early stages of the album, the album is surprisingly solid. Here's to Slim

Word of warning to the people though, Eminem is not from the UK still so you may still hate it
Glassjaw Worship and Tribute
HORSE The Band Desperate Living
Iluvatar Iluvatar
In First Person Lost Between Hands Held Tight
King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King
This album holds its place as overall the best album of all time in my book. Listening to it, it really doesnt feel as though it is. Sure, four of the tracks are breathtaking (21st Century and the title track being the choice cuts), but Moonchild has 8 minutes of boring noise. All this matters not; this was the pioneering record of '69, and easily one of the most influential (directly and indirectly) in history.
King Crimson Red
Massive Attack Mezzanine
There are really only two albums you can choose when answering the age old question "Whats your favorite Trip Hop album?" Personally, this would have to be it. Not only does the album work as the perfect atmospheric music for a variety of activities, you can just plain out listen to it and be awestruck by the arrangements and scope of it.
Matchbox Twenty Mad Season
Mad Season is the magnum opus of one of our times most talented singer-songwriter and rock act, and while it would be an absolute delight to see them ever overtake this album, to do so would be nigh impossible. What matchbox twenty have done here is make an album completely devoid of filler, and then also crafting such meticulate pieces that you never want it to stop. While its fairly obvious that my love for matchbox twenty and everything they do may skew my vision slightly, all that originated from this little album right here. While it would be a rare occurrence for one to never have heard Bent or any number of the hit singles matchbox twenty has produced, Mad Season would be the perfect place to start your listening.
Mesa Verde The Old Road
mewithoutYou A to B: Life
It's arguably one of the most emotionally impacting debut records of all time, squeezing every ounce of sorrow and pain out of a relationship that can be imagined. The lyrics, atmosphere and singing almost make the music a non-point (despite its excellence), transcending genre.
It's one of the most underappreciated albums on sputnik and all of you should adhere to its greatness immediately.
mewithoutYou Catch for Us the Foxes
mewithoutYou Brother, Sister
mewithoutYou It's all crazy! It's all false! It's all
My problem with the album is that despite all of its good intentions it plain and simple delivers like previous mewithoutYou efforts.
Neurosis Times of Grace
Neurosis The Eye of Every Storm
Off Minor The Heat Death of the Universe
Orchid Chaos Is Me
Portrait Discography
Rush Hemispheres
Rush is a silly little band. Geddy Lee has a silly voice, and Alex Lifeson uses entirely too silly guitar tones. It's too bad that Lifeson (along with Lee and Peart) are each among the top musicians for each of their respective instruments, and no where was this showcased better than Hempispheres. The title track is second only to 2112 in Rush's standards, and "The Trees" and "La Villa Strangiato" are both Rush's best single and instrumental (respectively).
Saetia A Retrospective
Say Anything In Defense of the Genre
I totally pop a boner whenever I hear this record.
Its really good I dunno it turns me on. Its like the Jessica Alba of musical pieces.
Say Anything Say Anything
Say Anything sell out, but you realize that they've been sellouts forever, and what excellent sell outs they are. Track after track of witticisms and catchy riffs, culminating in the incredible "Ahhh...Men"
System of a Down System of a Down
In 1998, System of a Down came out with a little album called, gasp, System of a Down. Although the singles Sugar and Spiders received airplay, the album never blew up, especially compared to their next effort. However, this is arguably their best output. It is by far the weirdest album they’ve put out, relying for less on the heavy riffs found on Toxicity and beyond, and rather on strange intertwining bass and guitar lines. It’s also the only time you ever really hear Serj growl, and to those who were introduced to the band with Toxicity, it’s quite a surprise. The albums only low point is the extremely repetitive “Darts”, although on an album as strong as this, it still isn’t a bad song (“Life threatening lifestyles” is one of the memorable lines on the album). Highlights include Spiders (Featuring a rare Daron solo), War? (System at their political best), and Mind (Their longest song to date, and also the most haunting). This was one of the most promising debuts of the 90’s, and System followed it up well with…
Taking Back Sunday Tell All Your Friends
Back in 7th and 8th grade, I was pretty much listening to Linkin PArk constantly. Then I go this album (even though I heard it sucked by my num etal-head friends), and I was absolutely smitten by it. I had to hide my love for it due to the obvious reaction I would have gotten, but it really got me into pop punk, along with Blink 182's self titled.
Taking Back Sunday Where You Want To Be
Taking Back Sunday Louder Now
Taking Back Sunday New Again
The Mars Volta Frances the Mute
So yeah I'm generally a Mars Volta fanboy. Particularly for this album. I get rather agitated and I hit things when someone gives this below a 4.5, and I eat babies whenever I see a 3.5 I black out otherwise. Anyways, this album is pretty goddamn amazing. Despite there being only 5 (6 if you include the single) songs, there's more variety here than on many a more bloated disc (traks wise), with salsa-y L'via juxtaposing with a power ballad in The Widow and a very industrialized song in Miranda. All in all though, it's a rather fantastic album that should be picked up by everyone. Everyone.
The Mars Volta Octahedron
Thrice Vheissu

4.5 superb
A City Safe From Sea Throw Me Through Walls
Some bands just have it. A City Safe From Sea may not have anything to worry about from the Caspian, but they might be treading knee-deep in that shit.
Alanis Morissette Jagged Little Pill
Animal Collective Fall Be Kind
Pretty sure from here on out, Animal Collective is going to be a band you desperately love, sort of enjoy, or think are really, really stupid. Its pretty certainly the best EP the Co have released, with its fairly condensed running time and fantastic version of "What Would I Want? Sky" being the biggest contributing factor to its excellence.
Animal Collective Spirit They've Gone, Spirit They've Vanished
Asher Roth Asleep In The Bread Aisle
At the Drive-In In / Casino / Out
Blacklisted Peace On Earth, War On Stage
blink-182 blink-182
Brand New Deja Entendu
Clipse Hell Hath No Fury
Clipse make a large return to form with Hell Hath No Fury, and so so with more vigor, skill, and production values than ever before. While you can vaguely tie them in with todays "gangsta-bitch" styling of rap, they do it much better than anyone else; envenomed flows, psuedo-experimental beats, and a sense of majesty T.I. wished he had.
Coheed and Cambria Good Apollo, I'm Burning Star IV...
Usually, I save 5's for albums that either have huge influential purposes, or in which every song is just so brilliant that it would be unjust to give anything lower. For some reason, Good Apollo has 9 outstanding songs and 5 pretty good ones, yet I can't help but be in love with it. Don't let anyone else deter you; Coheed are staking themselves as the commercial leaders of this new movement of radio prog, and this album has cemented the fact that they're also largely unique and competent as musicians (particularly Sanchez and Stever).
Comadre Burn Your Bones
Converge When Forever Comes Crashing (Remastered)
Darkspace Dark Space III
Deep Puddle Dynamics The Taste of Rain...Why Kneel
dredg The Pariah, the Parrot, the Delusion
I thought this was going to suck so bad and was ready to absolutely de-hype it to hell but now I think I am going the opposite way. "Pariah" could be the best song they have ever written.
dredg Catch Without Arms
Drive Like Jehu Yank Crime [Reissue]
Embrace Embrace
Fugazi The Argument
Ghastly City Sleep Ghastly City Sleep
Glassjaw El Mark EP
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas To
This is a double album. Yet it has 4 songs. Each songs about 22 minutes long, which means its barely a double album. Who cares. This is the peak of what GY!BE does for me; epic and moving music that is really excellent for sleeping to be perfectly honest.
Harvey Milk Courtesy and Good Will Toward Men
HORSE The Band The Mechanical Hand
Hot Cross Fair Trades And Farewells EP
Hot Water Music A Flight And A Crash
In Mourning Shrouded Divine
Justin Timberlake FutureSex/LoveSounds
Kamelot The Black Halo
Kayo Dot Choirs of the Eye
King Crimson Lark's Tongue in Aspic
King Crimson Lizard
Kraftwerk Trans-Europa Express
Ladytron Witching Hour
Ladytron are what one can consider a good Electroclash band; they barely even fit in the genre. However, their mixture of rock, pop, and massive amounts of various electronica influences are almost unrivaled, and their ability to craft songs that stick inside your head can only be described as N*Sync-esque. Easily the best pop release of 2005, and one of the most captivating albums of the century.
Lovage Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By
Machinae Supremacy Redeemer (Underground Edition)
Redeemer is undoubtedly the most impressive album I’ve heard all year, not only because its from some no name bunch of losers from Sweden (seriously, shouldn’t they be playing death metal or something?), but because they’ve truly crafted an inimitable record with an incredible amount of musicianship, songwriting prowess, and overall zest for what they’re doing. Every song they make could (relatively) be a highlight on a good amount of the albums I’ve heard not only this year, but of the past 5. Redeemer deserves to be the album that, at the end of the year, everyone is talking about, and Machinae Supremacy at least deserve to be the band you next check out when you have a few minutes of free time to spare. Oh, but make sure you can miss whatever appointment you’ll have next, as you’ll probably want to go play Space Invaders afterwards.
Make Me Make Me
Maps and Atlases You and Me and the Mountain
What Maps & Atlases have done with "You and Me and the Mountain" is create a more melodic, less flashy, and overall far more listenable version of their trademark sound. The tapping is still here, but with stronger vocal melodies and a great emphasis on songwriting than random wankery. Its a magic EP sure to make Maps & Atlases even bigger than they already are.
maudlin of the Well Bath
Micachu Jewellery
I love Lewis Parry as much as I love this album. If you know the man, then you know this album.
Mindless Self Indulgence Frankenstein Girls Will...
"I love my mommy cause she fucked my dad" is all that really needs to be said about this album. Some say its more of a collection of half songs than actual music. Those people are communist. This album is rpetty goddamn amazing, and sans The Downward Spiral the best industrial release of all time.
Moss Icon Lyburnum
Undoubtedly one of the most solid hardcore/emo albums ever released, Moss Icon took the style of music created by Rites of Spring and pushed it even farther into what we call "emo" today. The first band to bring in soft breaks and loud dynamics, clean arpeggiated guitar, and of course the requisite vocals-from-a-guy-about-to-cry. Their only full length, Lyburnum was the perfection of that style of hardcore, and paved the way for later bands like Indian Summer to develop emo even further.
Neurosis Given to the Rising
Nickelback Dark Horse
Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral
If I had to absolutely nail down only one album from the 90's to submit as my number 1, I would likely end up choosing this. Reznor hit his dark and moody plateu here, creating some incredibly dark and emotional music that was both heavy, yet accessible at the same time. It helps that "Hurt" is by golly one of the best songs ever recorded.
Nobuo Uematsu Final Fantasy VIII: Original Soundtrack
Nobuo Uematsu FINAL FANTASY VI Original Soundtrack
Off Minor Some Blood
With Some Blood, Off Minor have perfected their trade so much that its astounding how much they were able to fit into this twenty two minute LP. Drawing mostly from their previous record Innominate, but with enough fresh ideas and slightly reminiscent parts from the days of Heat Death of the Universe to make a fanboy cream his pants, Some Blood ups the ante on the technicality Off Minor have previously shown, with Behar's jazz influenced guitar playing and Roche's surprisingly improved bass work and tone pushing Off Minor to the limit of what they can do. While the rest of the album may be overshadowed by "Practice Absence" a bit, every song here is an astounding portrayal of the chaotic blend of screamo, hardcore and math rock that one would expect and anticipate from one of the true innovators in the genre.
Past Lives Strange Symmetry
The album is "scarier" and arguably more experimental than anything the Blood Brothers ever made. Less genre defying than just plain genreless, "Strange Symmetry" is something of a weird evolution from "Crimes" by the Blood Brothers, an EP with 5 short, direct songs filled with well executed ideas and unique songwriting. You won't hear anything quite like this for a while, so best to get your fill while you can.
pg.lost It's Not Me, It's You!
Poison The Well The Tropic Rot
Remember how Versions was a really cool record, that just ended up not being that good? Well, Tropic Rot is a really cool record that rivals The Opposite of December as being their most focused and aggressive, and You Come Before You as their most interesting and accessible. Besides the mediocre "Celebrate the Pyre", every song here is a hit, in particular...well everything. The light country aesthetic is more fully integrated in the clean sections, which meld seamlessly with the heavy metal sections. It's tough to call this a real metalcore album, but whatever the hell it is, it is fucking great. Could bump up to a 4.5 if it stays on this level of excellence with time.
Radiohead Hail To The Thief
Raekwon Only Built 4 Cuban Linx... Pt II
pretty much the best hip hop album since...oh hey Only Built for Cuban Linx. what a weird fucking coincidence
Rush A Farewell to Kings
Rush Retrospective I (1974 - 1980)
Shining V - Halmstad
V- Halmstad is only a black metal record by the loosest stretch. Progressive black metal may be the best tag for this, and purists are going to absolutely hate it. Shining actively combat stereotypes and standards within the genre, and whether or not they should be applauded for it depends on your idea about the black metal scene. What they deliver with V- Halmstad is a black metal album for people who don’t really like black metal, but have always sort of wished they would. It’s heavy, it’s vaguely intelligent (musically- lyrically the translations I’ve been able to find are hilariously bad), and its got the ability to make you rethink your hate for an entire genre. Then again, Shining probably would want you to say “Fuck black metal” anyways.
Stephen Lynch A Litte Bit Special
Styx The Grand Illusion
Ah, the Grand Illusion. What a splendid album. This was the first album I ever bought of my own accord, and it owns a special place in my heart. It's bombastic, dynamic, and by golly Dennis DeYoung has one of the most homoerotic voices I ever heard. I love it.
btw Come Saily Away > You.
Subtle ExitingARM
System of a Down Steal This Album!
Tangerine Dream Phaedra
The Blood Brothers This Adultery Is Ripe
The Blood Brothers Burn Piano Island, Burn
The Blood Brothers Young Machetes
The Fall Of Troy Doppelganger
The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium
The Mars Volta The Bedlam In Goliath
The Rocky Horror Picture Show The Rocky Horror Picture Show
A lot of people don't like The Rocky Horror Picture Show. I think it's a rather fantastic thing to be perfectly honest. Blending rock with jazz with pop with blues, it's actually a stunning musical composition in its own right, with songs that range from impossibly danceable (Time Warp, Hot Patootie) to sad, almost touching songs (Science Fiction/Double Theatre, I Can Make you a Man). Oh, and its about transvestites and stuff. Hot.
The Swell Season The Swell Season
The Thirty Years War Martyrs Among the Casualties
Therapy? Crooked Timber
Tom Waits Orphans
Never hearing more than one or two songs by him, Orphans and its vast scope introduced me to pretty much every aspect I could imagine about Mr. Waits. While Bastards may be the best disc, none of the three are below fantastic, and there isn?t a bad song of note on this sprawling album, while there are innumerable gems.
Trophy Scars Bad Luck
The most focused Trophy Scars outing yet (EP or otherwise), epic in scope yet smooth and incredibly listenable, "Bad Luck" shows the band treading into a slower groove, and creating more noteworthy "crescendos". While "Anna Lucia" is the most obvious standout, the trio of songs "Toronto", "Nola", and "Years so Much" (All six minutes plus) are excellent forays in odd song structures and musical and lyrcial tones. Straight off from "Bad Dreams" through "Good Luck", "Bad Luck" is the culmination of what one small punk band from Jersey can do with enough time and vision.

Which is to say, a lot.
Underoath Define the Great Line
Warning Watching From a Distance

4 excellent
108 A New Beat From A Dead Heart
1905 Voice
A Day In Black And White My Heroes Have Always Killed Cowboys
A Wilhelm Scream Career Suicide
AFI Sing the Sorrow
Air Talkie Walkie
Alias The Other Side of the Looking Glass
Alkaline Trio Goddamnit
All the Empires of the World ...Will Be Laid To Waste
Amon Amarth Twilight of the Thunder God
Ampere / Daitro Split
Andrew Bird The Mysterious Production of Eggs
Angelo Badalamenti Mulholland Drive (score)
Arcade Fire Neon Bible
At the Drive-In Acrobatic Tenement
Atmosphere When Life Gives You Lemons, You...
AVAST! Faultlines
Beach Boys Pet Sounds
Blah blah blah Sgt Peppers was the musical revolution of the 1960s blah blah. Fuck that shit yo, this i where its at. It was a slightly trippy record, but altogether one of the most fun listens I've ever had. Though I havent listened to it for like two years so I don't have quite as much to say about it as I normally would. Well, it basically paved the way for progressive music you could say. But then you could say the opposite. ITs oh so contrived.
Beastie Boys Paul's Boutique
Belle Epoque Wicked Ones and Thieves
Black Moth Super Rainbow Dandelion Gum
The best album released this year that I have reduced to background music, "Dandelion Gum" is a trippy ass psychedelic/trip hop album that features some heavily upbeat material, and has some great 60/70's vibes going on throughout it. It's a great record to just have playing while you're browsing the internet, taking a relaxing drive down an empty highway, or even watching a low-key movie. A massive improvement over "Start a People".
Blackalicious Blazing Arrow
Blacklisted Heavier Than Heaven, Lonelier Than God
Boards of Canada Music Has the Right to Children
Boards of Canada Geogaddi
Botch We Are The Romans
BoySetsFire The Misery Index: Notes from the plague years
Bruce Springsteen Devils & Dust
The last "great" thing Bruce will ever record. If something akin to this was released during his heyday, it would be compared with Nebraska as his strongest record.
Cap'n Jazz Analphabetapolothology
One of the most "developed" emo compilations I've heard from the early days of the genre, Cap'n Jazz was something special; incredibly catchy, extremely emotional, and great (if sloppy) musicians with a sense for melody and simple-but-effective. Vocalist Tim often sings completely off key, but you'd hardly notice with all the passion in his voice. The ylrics are something else, both relatable and profound (for the most part). While disc 1 is a bit better than 2, its pretty evenly distributed, and you cant fault over 90 minutes of Cap'n Jazz at all.
Capsule [US] Blue
Cease Upon the Capitol Untitled
An eclectic mix of various different types of emo, Cease Upon the Capitol have somewhat adopted the recent post-rock trend that bands have been jumping on for years it seems, Cease Upon the Capitol combine the tension of a band like In First Person with the theatrics and churning/building nature of City of Caterpillar, all the while not overblowing it with songs twice as long as they need to be. Definitely one of the strongest emo releases of 2007, and possibly the only real challenger to the Kidcrash's "Jokes".
Ceremony Violence Violence
Ceremony Still Nothing Moves You
Chamillionaire Ultimate Victory

Chamillionaire produces the hip hop album of the year, in one of the biggest efforts I've heard this side of a Martin Scorsese film. Ultimate Victory is a collection of intelligent raps on current affairs, traditional southern crunk songs about cash and groupies, and discussion on the current state of Hip Hop itself. Featuring one of the smoothest flows in mainstream rap, Chamillionaire is truly the shining gem among all those other "gangsta" rappers out there, up there with the duo from Clipse as the leading figures in popular rap.
City Of Caterpillar City Of Caterpillar
Coheed and Cambria In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3
Coheed and Cambria The Last Supper: Live At Hammerstein Ballroom
Coheed and Cambria Good Apollo...No World For Tomorrow
Cold Year Of The Spider
Coldplay Viva La Vida
Combatwoundedveteran This is Not an Erect, All-Red Neon Body
An essential collection of spazzcore/grind songs, this compilation includes everything Combatwoundedveteran did besides their full length, and thus also is everything good that they ever recorded. Gritty as fuck and also ridiculous and sometimes hysterically intense, everyone who wants to pretend to be a hardcore nut should pick this up.
Converge No Heroes

By far the most *** kicking release of the year, Converge drop their second guitarist but continue to be one of the most intense bands on the planet. From the brutal opening tracks, to the near ballad-y ?Grim Heart/Black Rose,? to the almost emocore ?Lonewolves,? this is arguably the most well rounded album Converge have yet to release.
Creedence Clearwater Revival Chronicle: The 20 Greatest Hits
Crossed Out 1990-1993
Cryptopsy None So Vile
Cursive The Ugly Organ
Cursive Mama, I'm Swollen
I had extreme anxiety coming into "Mama, I'm Swollen". On one hand, the two studio songs I had heard were amazingly catchy and well written, and the live version of "What Have I Done?" was astounding. On the other hand, this is now their 6th full studio record, and I was scared that perhaps Tim Kasher would run out of things to write about. He did. This album is still amazing.
Daitro Laisser Vivre Les Squelettes
Daitro / Sed Non Satiata Split
Dangers Anger
Danny Elfman Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Danny Elfman The Nightmare Before Christmas: OST
Dashboard Confessional The Places You Have Come To Fear The Most
Defiance, Ohio The Fear, The Fear, The Fear
Deftones White Pony
Deftones Saturday Night Wrist
Deltron 3030 Deltron 3030
DJ Shadow Endtroducing
Dream Theater Metropolis Part 2: Scenes From a Memory
dredg Leitmotif
Echo and The Bunnymen Ocean Rain
Eels Hombre Lobo
Eluvium Copia
Eminem The Eminem Show
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP
Entombed Left Hand Path
Envy A Dead Sinking Story
Envy All the Footprints You've Ever Left...
Envy Insomniac Doze
Falkenbach Heralding - The Fireblade
Feist The Reminder
Fleet Foxes Fleet Foxes
Frank Zappa Zoot Allures
Fugazi 13 Songs
Funeral Diner The Underdark
Glassjaw Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About
Gorguts Obscura
Gorillaz Demon Days
Gospel The Moon is A Dead World
Harvey Milk Life... The Best Game in Town
Heaven and Hell The Devil You Know
Makes me kind of wish I was alive for the days when metal was just fucking metal and wasn't caught up with being heavy as shit or technical as fuck.
HORSE The Band R. Borlax
Ice Cube The Predator
To be completely honest, gangsta rap sucks. Hardcore. However, thats merely in todays society where the gangsta lifestyle has been glamourized. While Ice Cube may have been rather affluent, it's almost impossible to deny this albums absolute amazingness. Cube is one of the most passionate rappers of his day with a sick flow yo, and the production on this album is still nearly untouched to this day. Quite possibly the best hip hop album of all time.
In/Humanity Violent Resignation: The Great American Teenage Su
Incubus Morning View
Integrity Humanity Is The Devil
Integrity was one of the most influential hardcore bands of the early/mid 90s, paving the way for pretty much everything that is called hardcore today. Combining elements of metal into their sound, they along with a few others like Biohazard really pushed hardcore into a new direction and essentially kept the genre alive. "Humanity is the Devil" is perhaps the best output these 'legends' (relatively) released, and features extended songs that don't conform to any formula. While the last track can go fuck itself, everything else here is Integrity's formula played to near perfection.
Jack Johnson In Between Dreams
Jack Johnson Sing-A-Longs and Lullabies for Curious George
Jack Johnson Sleep Through the Static
Jaco Pastorius Jaco Pastorius
Jardin de la Croix Pomeroy
Jethro Tull Aqualung
John Mayer Continuum
John Mayer Battle Studies
Joshua Fit For Battle To Bring Our Own End
Julia [USA] Julia
Combining some parts that sound like a more frantic Drive Like Jehu, others that are reminiscent of Rites of Spring, and then build ups akin to Moss Icon, Julia are a fairly great mid-90's emo band. Songs like "Scarification" and "Untitled" meld all of their sounds together perfectly, while others like "Trigger Happy" are great hardcore songs. While they sometimes get lost in themselves, "Julia" is a great effort that should get mentioned around these here parts more than it does.
Justice Cross
Justin Timberlake Justified
Kamelot Epica
Kanye West 808s And Heartbreak
Kayo Dot Dowsing Anemone With Copper Tongue
maudlin/Kayo Dot continue to grow with this release, which sees a larger shift away from their metal influences and into a more free form category. However, the songs are all still just as epic and gripping as ever; and right from the start you see how much more of a sustained kickass this is than its contemporaries.
Kelly Clarkson Breakaway
King Crimson The Power To Believe
King Crimson THRAK
King Crimson Discipline
King Crimson The ConstruKction of Light
Kodan Armada Ohio Killed the Grey Ghost
Kraftwerk Computer World
Led Zeppelin Physical Graffiti
LoveHateHero Just Breathe
Lupe Fiasco Food & Liquor
Mago de Oz Finis Terra
Mahavishnu Orchestra Birds Of Fire
Maps and Atlases Tree, Swallows, Houses
Maroon 5 Songs About Jane
Maroon 5 It Won't Be Soon Before Long
Massive Attack Splitting the Atom
do people not realize these are all just remixes or are people just retarded

the half that arent are basic mixes that arent even going to be what resembles the record durr
Matchbox Twenty More Than You Think You Are
Matchbox Twenty Exile on Mainstream
maudlin of the Well Leaving Your Body Map
Meat Loaf Bat Out Of Hell
Michael Franti and Spearhead All Rebel Rockers
Michael Jackson Thriller
Minor Threat Out of Step
Modern Life Is War Witness
Natalie Imbruglia Left of the Middle
Neko Case Middle Cyclone
Neurosis A Sun That Never Sets
Neurosis Souls At Zero
Neurosis Through Silver in Blood
Neurosis Enemy of the Sun
Nine Inch Nails Ghosts I-IV
No Doubt Tragic Kingdom
Nobuo Uematsu Final Fantasy VIII: Piano Collections
NWA Straight Outta Compton
Off Minor Problematic Courtship
Ohana Dead Beat
Oingo Boingo Dead Mans Party
Omar Rodriguez-Lopez The Apocalypse Inside Of An Orange
Overview Forty-Four Stone Tigers
Panic! At the Disco A Fever You Can't Sweat Out
Pg. 99 Document # 8
Pg. 99 Document #5
pg.lost Yes I Am EP
pg.lost In Never Out
Pink Floyd The Wall
Pink Floyd The Final Cut
Primordial To The Nameless Dead
Primus Sailing the Seas of Cheese
Prince 1999
Queensryche Operation: Mindcrime
Quicksand Slip
Radiohead In Rainbows
Raekwon Only Built 4 Cuban Linx...
Red Hot Chili Peppers Stadium Arcadium
So yeah, I got laid while listening to this album. Pretty much sums up my feelings in a nutshell on the subject. Stadium Arcadium = Sex. Albeit ear sex.
Red Hot Chili Peppers Californication
Refused The Shape Of Punk To Come
Rick Wakeman The Seven Wonders of the World
Rites of Spring End on End
Rush Moving Pictures
Rush Fly By Night
Rush Hold Your Fire
Rush Chronicles
Rush Rush Replay x 3 (dvd)
Rush Snakes & Arrows
Santana Abraxas
Santana Santana III
Satyricon Nemesis Divina
Schoolyard Heroes Abominations
Shakira Oral Fixation Vol. 2
Shakira ¿Dónde Están los Ladrones?
Shipwreck A.D. Shipwreck
Silversun Pickups Swoon
Sinead O'Connor The Lion And The Cobra
Snapcase Progression Through Unlearning
Soundtrack Once More With Feeling
Soundtrack A Clockwork Orange
South Park South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut OS
Stephen Lynch Superhero
Stratovarius Destiny
Stratovarius Intermission
Styx Greatest Hits
Subtle For Hero: For Fool
Sun Kil Moon April
Sunny Day Real Estate Diary
Symphony X V: The New Mythology Suite
t.A.T.u. 200 km/H In The Wrong Lane
Tarot Suffer Our Pleasures
Texas is the Reason Do You Know Who You Are?
The Beatles Rubber Soul
The Blood Brothers March On Electric Children
The Decemberists The Crane Wife
While I had enjoyed about half of Picaresque, I hadn?t expected to enjoy The Crane Wife quite as much as I ended up. However, they?ve toned down the excess instruments and gone to a more streamlined, poppy sound that works magnificently for them. It also helps they have an extended track to match the heights of ?The Mariner?s Revenge Song? with ?The Crane Wife 1 and 2?
The Fall Of Troy The Fall Of Troy
The Fall Of Troy Ghostship Demos
The Flower Kings The Rainmaker
The Khayembii Communique The Khayembii Communiqué
The Killers Sam's Town
The Killers Day & Age
Brandon Flower's drops the ridiculous posturing he has had in the past of being a "cool guy", and in the process finds the chemistry with his music he has always been looking for. Incredibly upbeat, catchy, uplifting and well thought out, it's a perfect blend of 80's pop music and a bit of 90's alt brit rock. Each song is filled to the brim with memorable hooks and interesting nuances. Truly a surprising and fantastic effort by a band I had written off as good, but standard pop fare.

As a side note, I give this a 4.5
The Locust Safety Second, Body Last
The Locust New Erections
The Lonely Island Incredibad
I figured that the 4 songs released before the album was completed were going to easily be the best material, but I was mistaken. A musically accomplished comedy album, the brilliance of certain songs makes up for the more filler-ish moments on the record. Filled with ridiculous hooks and lyrics, Incredibad is just plain awesome.
The Mars Volta Tremulant
The Nation of Ulysses Plays Pretty for Baby
The Pax Cecilia Nouveau
The Prize Fighter Inferno My Brother's Blood Machine
The Prodigy The Fat Of The Land
The Smiths The Queen Is Dead
The Ting Tings We Started Nothing
The Weakerthans Reunion Tour
These Arms Are Snakes Easter
These Arms Are Snakes Oxeneers or the Lion Sleeps When Its Antelope Go Home
These Arms Are Snakes This Is Meant To Hurt You EP
Three 6 Mafia When the Smoke Clears
Thrice The Alchemy Index Vols. III and IV...
Thursday Full Collapse
Tom Jones 24 Hours
I have no idea how Tom Jones has managed to keep his voice as strong today as it was over 40 years ago when he started, but however he has God bless him. "24 Hours" features Tom Jones having arguably the most fun he has ever had in his epic career, every song feeling like a blast of energy and nostalgia for a new generation of listeners. While it is heavily rooted in 60's and 70's pop and soul, there is a definite new age twist on it that makes it not feel dated. Cuts like "I'm Alive" and "Feels Like Music" are funky pop anthems, while "If He Should Ever Leave You" and "Never" are classic love tunes that we've just come to expect from Mr. Jones. A triumphant collection of new songs, "24 Hours" is just another affirmation that Tom Jones is still the sexiest voice in show business.
Trophy Scars Hospital Music
Trophy Scars Alphabet Alphabets
TV on the Radio Dear Science
For all the praise Bon Iver gets for being a simple, enjoyable listen, TV on the Radio accomplish all that while creating truly inspiring, eclectic, forward thinking music. Pretentious while not being pretentious; "Dear Science," is an indie album that combines itself with elements of hip hop, electronica and a good 'ol helping of soul to make it the ultimate vision of what the band has always done. Surprise of the year.
Ulver Shadows of the Sun
United Nations United Nations
It's a joke/tribute album featuring some of the most ridiculous music written this year that purists are already starting to hate. However, the combination of Thursday's sound with a real "screamo" bent with some grind musicians being thrown into the mix is an immense one. Arguably the record of the year.
Usurp Synapse Disinformation Fix
VersaEmerge Perceptions
Wu-Tang Clan Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
X Japan Blue Blood
Yellowcard Lights And Sounds
Yes The Yes Album
Yes Tales from Topographic Oceans
Yndi Halda Enjoy Eternal Bliss
You and I Discography
You and I The Curtain Falls
Yusef Lateef Eastern Sounds

3.5 great
...Who Calls So Loud ...Who Calls So Loud
1000 Travels of Jawaharlal Owari Wa Konai
2Pac Greatest Hits
3 The End is Begun
A Wilhelm Scream Ruiner
AFI The AFI Retrospective
AFI Black Sails in the Sunset
Against Me! New Wave
Akercocke Words That Go Unspoken, Deeds That Go...
Alexisonfire Alexisonfire
Alexisonfire Crisis
Alexisonfire Old Crows / Young Cardinals
A bunch of really good rock songs. The vocals can be grating and the song formula is pretty consistent and unvariable, but all in all it contains some of the most instantly accessible music alexisonfire have made to date.
Algernon Cadwallader Some Kind of Cadwallader
All-American Rejects Move Along
Ampere All Our Tomorrows End Today
An Albatross We Are The Lazer Viking
Angel Hair Pregnant With The Senior Class
Animal Collective Strawberry Jam
Antioch Arrow In Love with Jetts/The Lady Is a Cat
Arcade Fire Funeral
Architects Architects / Dead Swans E.P
Arghoslent Hornets of the Pogrom
At the Drive-In Hell Paso
Avenged Sevenfold City of Evil
Baroness Red Album
Bars Introducing...
BATS Cruel Sea Scientist
BATS Red In Tooth & Claw
Bayside Bayside
Beastie Boys To the 5 Boroughs
The BEastie Boys had been gone for a while, and the announcement of another project without the Dust Brothers was kind of scary. However, the boys pull it off well; while their production skills have nothing on the Dust Brothers, they still pull it off quite well ("Triple Trouble" has chimes that make me shiver). Their flow, while getting a bit tired, is still as solid as ever, and Adrock continues to shine through as a standout rapper in his own right. The lyrics are a product of the times; political and social commentary that is perhaps a tad bit too preachy. While the album isn't made for repeated listens, it's more than a small bit enjoyable for a few listens here and there.
Beastie Boys Hello Nasty
Beastie Boys Check Your Head
Beck Modern Guilt
Behemoth Demigod
Ben Folds Songs for Silverman
Ben Folds Rockin' The Suburbs
Between The Buried And Me The Great Misdirect
Black Moth Super Rainbow Eating Us
Black Sabbath Master of Reality
Blacklisted We're Unstoppable
Blind Guardian Nightfall in Middle-Earth
blink-182 The Mark, Tom, And Travis Show
Blu and Exile Below the Heavens
Boards of Canada The campfire Headphase
Bon Iver For Emma, Forever Ago
BoySetsFire Suckerpunch Training EP
Bruce Springsteen Magic
Burial Untrue
Burton Wagner 21
Cannibal Corpse Evisceration Plague
Carbon Based Lifeforms World of Sleepers
Castevet Summer Fences
Cave In Until Your Heart Stops
Ceremony Scared People
Chevelle Vena Sera
Chevelle This Type of Thinking (Could Do Us In)
Children Of Bodom Are You Dead Yet?
Children Of Bodom Follow the Reaper
Christina Aguilera Back to Basics
Circle Takes The Square Circle Takes the Square
Clipse Lord Willin'
cLOUDDEAD Ten
Comadre More Songs About The Man
Converge Petitioning The Empty Sky
Cynic Demo '91
Daitro Des Cendres, Je Me Consumme
Damien Dempsey To Hell Or Barbados
Dan Deacon Bromst
Darkspace Dark Space II
Dead Man In Reno Dead Man In Reno
Death Symbolic
Death By Stereo Death Alive
Demians Building An Empire
Demons and Wizards Demons & Wizards
Destiny's Child #1’s
Dewey Cox Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
Dido Life For Rent
Dir en grey Vulgar
Dir en grey MISSA
Dir en grey Withering To Death
Disney Disney's Princess Collection...
Disturbed Indestructible
DOOM Operation Doomsday
DOOMRIDERS Darkness Come Alive
I had a dream last night doomriders had high top nikes, they had diamonds on their necks and diamonds on there mikes
Dr. Dre The Chronic
Dr. Octagon Dr. Octagonecologyst
DragonForce Valley of the Damned
Eagles Hotel California
El-P Fantastic Damage
Eminem Curtain Call: The Hits
Eminem The Slim Shady LP
Energy Punch the Clock EP
Engine Down Demure
Enochian Theory A Monument to the Death of an Idea
Ensiferum Victory Songs
Envy From Here To Eternity
Envy on the Coast Lucy Gray
Erykah Badu New Amerykah Pt. 1 (4th World War)
Esoteric The Maniacal Vale
Explosions In The Sky The Earth is Not a Cold Dead Place
Fates Warning FWX
Fightstar Grand Unification
Fleetwood Mac Rumours
Fleetwood Mac Fleetwood Mac
Flyleaf Flyleaf
Fort Minor The Rising Tied
Frank Zappa Hot Rats
From First to Last Heroine
Fucked Up Hidden World
Fugazi In on the Kill Taker
Fugazi Red Medicine
Fugazi End Hits
Gaza He Is Never Coming Back
George Strait For the Last Time: Live From the Astrodome
Ghostface Killah The Big Doe Rehab
Ghostlimb Ghostlimb
Ghostlimb Bearing & Distance
Giant Squid Metridium Fields
godheadSilo Skyward in Triumph
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F# A# ∞
Goo Goo Dolls Gutterflower
Gorilla Biscuits Start Today
Grade Under the Radar
Green Day Dookie
Gregor Samsa 55:12
Grizzly Bear Veckatimest
Handsome Boy Modeling School White People
Haram Haram
High School Musical High School Musical
Hopesfall The Satellite Years
Hot Cross Cryonics
Hot Cross A New Set of Lungs [EP]
Hot Cross Risk Revival
Howard Shore The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
I Hate Myself 10 Songs
Intronaut Prehistoricisms
Isis Panopticon
Jack Johnson On and On
Jack Johnson Brushfire Fairytales
Jane's Addiction Nothing's Shocking
Jason Mraz Mr. A-Z
Jay-Z The Black Album
Jeff Buckley Grace
Jerome's Dream Completed 1997 - 2001
Jessica Simpson A Public Affair
Jimmy Buffett Songs You Know By Heart
Joe Satriani Super Colossal
John Legend Once Again
Joy Division Substance
Jurassic 5 Quality Control
Jurassic 5 Power In Numbers
Kamelot Karma
Kamelot Ghost Opera
Kanye West The College Dropout
Kayo Dot Blue Lambency Downward
KiD CuDi Man On The Moon: The End Of Day
I've gotta be honest, usually I don't particularly like rap as hyped up as this especially due to the type of rap it "is", but damn if this isn't a damn good record.
Kid Kilowatt Guitar Method 1996-1999
Kidcrash Jokes
Kings of Leon Only By The Night
Klute The Emperors New Clothes
Kraftwerk Autobahn
Krallice Krallice
Kronos Quartet and Mogwai The Fountain OST
Ladytron Light & Magic
Last Laugh No Regrets
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV
Les Savy Fav Let's Stay Friends
Leviathan Massive Conspiracy Against All Life
Lifetime Lifetime
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory
Look What I Did Minuteman For The Moment
Ludacris Theater of the Mind
Machinae Supremacy Deus Ex Machinae
Mariah Carey The Emancipation of Mimi
Marilyn Manson Antichrist Superstar
Mastodon The Workhorse Chronicles 2000-2005 (DVD)
Mastodon Leviathan
Mastodon Crack the Skye
Matchbox Twenty Yourself Or Someone Like You
Matisyahu Youth
maudlin of the Well My Fruit Psychobells... A Seed Combustible
maudlin of the Well Part the Second
The first three songs are as good as anything motW had ever put out. Now I just wish the last two were at that same level. It was a nice thing of Driver to do I suppose though!
Maylene and the Sons of Disaster II
Maylene and the Sons of Disaster Maylene and the Sons of Disaster
Maylene and the Sons of Disaster III
Meat Loaf Bat Out Of Hell II: Back Into Hell
Megadeth Rust In Peace
Mew No More Stories
Michael Andrews Donnie Darko
Michael Jackson Bad
Modest Mouse Good News For People Who Love Bad News
Mono Hymn To The Immortal Wind
Motion City Soundtrack Even If It Kills Me
Murder by Death Like the Exorcist, but More Breakdancing
Murder by Death Who Will Survive and What Will Be Left of Them?
Murder by Death Red Of Tooth And Claw
Muse Absolution Tour [2004]
Muse Black Holes and Revelations
My Chemical Romance The Black Parade
N Sync No Strings Attached
Mr. Fountain obviously has no idea what he is talking about. N Sync isn't about the musicianship, and his implication they had any real hand in that is absurd. What this album is pure, unadulterated bubble-gum pop, and arguably the best of the century. "Bye Bye Bye" and "It's Gonna Be Me" are both fantastic, and while there are some terrible songs, overall its an enjoyable collection of pop tunes to blast while you play "Barbie: Equestrian Fun."
Nahvalr Nahvalr
Nas Illmatic
Natalie Imbruglia Come to Life
Native Nod Today Puberty, Tomorrow the World
Navio Forge As We Quietly Burn A Hole Into...
New Found Glory Not Without A Fight
Nine Inch Nails With Teeth
Nine Inch Nails The Slip
Maybe Trent has realized his masterpiece days are over, so he is just going to release a steady stream of solid albums from now on? One would certainly hope so, as this is his strongest traditional album since The Fragile, and perhaps even The Downward Spiral. It's almost what "Year Zero" should have been, a conglomeration of all of his past sounds that doesn't sound redundant and uninspired. Its a different, less angry Trent whose days of youth angst and bitterness are gone, replaced by a sense of uneasy acceptance. Not to say that the album doesn't have Trent's edge, or that it isn't as "aggressive" as his previous albums.
Nobuo Uematsu FFVII: Advent Children OST
Nobuo Uematsu Final Fantasy VII: Original Soundtrack
North What You Were
The atmospheric post-metal crap mixed with a grungier sound than most gives the album a life of its own, but the vocals bring down an otherwise spectacularly entertaining and interesting record.
Omar Rodriguez-Lopez A Manual Dexterity: Soundtrack Vol. 1
Omar Rodriguez-Lopez Old Money
Opeth Ghost Reveries
Orphaned Land Mabool (The Story of the Three Sons...)
Otis Redding The Dock of the Bay
Outkast Speakerboxxx/The Love Below
Owen At Home With
Pearl Jam Backspacer
Solid rock songs from a solid rock band. three point five
Pelican The Fire in Our Throats Will Beckon...
Pennywise Pennywise
Peter Gabriel Peter Gabriel (III)
Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here
Plus 44 When Your Heart Stops Beating
Porcupine Tree Deadwing
Portugal. The Man Waiter, \"You Vultures!\"
Pulling Teeth Martyr Immortal
Queen Live At Wembley Stadium (DVD)
Quiet Steps Quiet Steps [EP]
Radiohead OK Computer
This was a pretty good album. Sometimes it dragged on a bit, and perhaps had too much going on for its own good. but all in all arguably the best album by Radiohead. If only the vocals were better tbqh.
Radiohead Kid A
Raine Maida The Hunters Lullaby
Ratatat LP3
Red Hot Chili Peppers By The Way
Rifles at Recess To Whisper in Tongues
Rihanna Rated R
Rilo Kiley The Execution of All Things
Rise Against Appeal To Reason
Robert Glasper In My Element
Rush 2112
Rush Permanent Waves
Rush Exit...Stage Left
Rush The Spirit of Radio(greatest hits 74-87)
Rx Bandits Mandala
Santana Supernatural
Saosin Saosin
Saosin Translating The Name (Death Do Us Part)
Sarah McLachlan Surfacing
Satyricon The Shadowthrone
Say Anything ...Is A Real Boy
Shai Hulud Misanthropy Pure
Shangrala This Is How We Communicate
She Screams Remedy She Screams Remedy EP
Shels Sea of the Dying Dhow
Shining VI - Klagopsalmer
Shugo Tokumaru Exit
Sigur Ros ( )
Skepticism Alloy
Slipknot Vol. 3: (The Subliminal Verses)
Sonic Youth Rather Ripped
Steinski What Does It All Mean?
Stephen Malkmus Real Emotional Trash
Streetlight Manifesto Everything Goes Numb
Streetlight Manifesto Somewhere in the Between
SuidAkrA Caledonia
Suis La Lune Quiet, Pull the Strings!
Swallow The Sun Hope
Switchfoot Oh! Gravity.
Symphony X Paradise Lost
System of a Down Hypnotize
T-Pain Epiphany
T.I. Paper Trail
Ten Grand This Is The Way To Rule
The Angelic Process Weighing Souls with Sand
The Audition Self-Titled Album
The Beatles Abbey Road
Abbey Road. This was the first Beatles album I had in full, and still my favorite. As a whole, Revolver is better, but there are moments of absolute magic on this record that the Beatles never had pulled off before. The three track suite near the end of the album is both incredibly fun and mesmerizing, while tracks like Octopus Garden and Maxwells Silver Hammer are among my favorite songs of all time. The best Beatles album for sure, and right up there on the all time charts.
The Beatles Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band
The Beatles Revolver
The Blood Brothers Rumors Laid Waste
The Blood Brothers Crimes
The Dum Dum Project Export Quality
The Faceless Planetary Duality
The Fall Of Troy Manipulator
The Fall Of Troy Phantom on the Horizon
The Game LAX
The Gaslight Anthem The '59 Sound
The Killers Hot Fuss
The Mars Volta Amputechture
Amputechture is both TMV's most all-around solid work, et it isn't their best. The album itself contains a huge amount of highlights and melds the breakout-pace and style of De-Loused with the vastness and musicianship or Frances, all while taking it a step further in terms of songwriting. However, it isn't anything truly new, and despite the fact that "Tetragrammaton" and "Day of the Baphomets" are two of the finest songs I've heard all year, the album is just a tad bit too long for its own good.
The Microphones The Glow Pt. 2 (Re-release)
The Moldy Peaches The Moldy Peaches
The Number Twelve Looks Like You An Inch Of Gold For An Inch Of Time
The Ocean Precambrian
The Postal Service Give Up
The Tallest Man on Earth Shallow Grave
These Arms Are Snakes Tail Swallower and Dove
With "Tail Swallower and Dove" These Arms Are Snakes have toned down the crazyness without sacrificing their X-factor. It's one of the most rock and roll records I've heard all year, heavy hitting and deliciously riff-heavy. They still leave room for just enough experimentation to not get stale. A very good album.
Thrice The Illusion of Safety
Thrice The Alchemy Index: Vols. I and II...
Thrice Beggars
Thursday War All The Time
Time of Orchids Namesake Caution
Tom Waits Mule Variations
Tool 10,000 Days
Tortoise Beacons of Ancestorship
Trash Talk Plagues
Turisas Battle Metal
Twain Harte A Sunny Place for Shady People
Underoath Lost In The Sound Of Separation
It's interesting, no doubt, and filled with the most mature music underoath have made to date. The songs are all tight, compound pieces with very little fluff, and the new ideas all compliment the heavily "Define the Great Line" derived sound well. However, listenability has been lost in the evolution, and there is a distinct lack of the heavyness that made their last record so catchy and enjoyable.

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Usher Confessions
VersaEmerge VersaEmerge
Vessels White Fields and Open Devices
Xiu Xiu Women As Lovers
Yes Close To The Edge
Yip-Yip Two Kings of the Same Kingdom
Yo La Tengo I Am Not Afraid of You and I Will Beat Your Ass
Yoko Ono Yes, I'm A Witch

3 good
10 Years The Autumn Effect
2Pac All Eyez on Me
50 Cent Get Rich or Die Tryin'
A Tribe Called Quest Midnight Marauders
ABBA ABBA Gold
Akira Yamaoka Silent Hill 2
Alias Resurgam
Amanda Woodward La Décadence de la Décandence
American Steel Destroy Their Future
And So I Watch You From Afar And So I Watch You From Afar
Andrew Bird Armchair Apocrypha
Arch Enemy Rise Of The Tyrant
Arctic Monkeys Whatever People Say I Am....
Army of the Pharaohs Ritual of Battle
As Tall As Lions You Can't Take It With You
At the Drive-In Vaya EP
At the Drive-In Alfaro Vive, Carajo! EP
At the Drive-In This Station is Non-Operational
Audioslave Audioslave
Audioslave Revelations
Avril Lavigne Under My Skin
Avril Lavigne The Best Damn Thing
Bad Brains Build A Nation
Baha Men Who Let the Dogs Out
Bayside Sirens & Condolences
Between The Buried And Me Colors
Blacktusk Passage Through Purgatory
Blaqk Audio CexCells
Blind Guardian A Twist in the Myth
blink-182 Dude Ranch
Blues Traveler Four
Bomb the Music Industry! Get Warmer
Bone Thugs-N-Harmony Strength And Loyalty
BoySetsFire Tomorrow come today
BoySetsFire Before The Eulogy
Brand New Your Favourite Weapon
Brand New Daisy
If you ever want to hear what a smart guy can do when he tries to make a record as messy as possible, Daisy is probably the place to start with.
Buried Inside Chronoclast
BUS Moving People
Carole King Tapestry
Carpathian Isolation
Cat Power Jukebox
Cave In Perfect Pitch Black
Cease Upon the Capitol Cease Upon the Capitol
Celeste Pessimiste(s)
Celeste Nihiliste(s)
Children Of Bodom Hatebreeder
Chimaira Chimaira
Chris Brown Exclusive
Christina Aguilera Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera Stripped
Chuck Ragan Los Feliz
Circa Survive Juturna
Combatwoundedveteran I Know A Girl Who Develops Crime Scene Photos
Common Be
Converge You Fail Me
Converge Caring And Killing
Converge Unloved And Weeded Out
Converge The Poacher Diaries
Cursed III: Architects of Troubled Sleep
Daitro Y
Dan The Automator A Much Better Tomorrow
DangerDoom The Mouse & The Mask
Danny Elfman The Corpse Bride
Dark Tranquillity Fiction
Dashboard Confessional Dusk and Summer
Dashboard Confessional The Shade of Poison Trees
Death Cab For Cutie Narrow Stairs
Demons and Wizards Touched by the Crimson King
Dinosaur Jr. Farm
Dir en grey GAUZE
Dir en grey The Marrow of a Bone
Dismember Dismember
Dolores O'Riordan Are You Listening?
Don Caballero Punkgasm
DOOM MM ... Food
DragonForce Sonic Firestorm
Dream Theater Train of Thought
Dream Theater Systematic Chaos
Dream Theater Black Clouds and Silver Linings
Eagles Eagles
Eluvium An Accidental Memory in the Case of Death
Emerson, Lake and Palmer Brain Salad Surgery
Emery The Weak's End
Emery The Question
Eminem The Slim Shady EP
Energy Invasions of the Mind EP
Envy / Jesu Envy/Jesu Split Ep
Everclear So Much For The Afterglow
Everybody Else Everybody Else
Feral Children Second to the Last Frontier
Finale A Pipe Dream and a Promise
Fireworks All I Have To Offer Is My Own Confusion
Fucked Up The Chemistry of Common Life
Fugazi Steady Diet of Nothing
fun. Aim and Ignite
Girl Talk Feed the Animals
Girls Aloud What Will The Neighbours Say?
Gnarls Barkley St. Elsewhere
Godsmack Awake
Godsmack Godsmack
Gojira The Way Of All Flesh
Goo Goo Dolls Dizzy Up The Girl
Goo Goo Dolls Let Love In
Goo Goo Dolls A Boy Named Goo
Good Charlotte Good Charlotte
Green Day Bullet in a Bible
Have A Nice Life Deathconsciousness
Have Heart Songs to Scream at the Sun
Helloween Keeper of the Seven Keys: The Legacy
Hopesfall Magnetic North
HORSE The Band Pizza EP
HORSE The Band A Natural Death
Hour Cast State Of Disgrace
I Would Set Myself On Fire For You Believes In Patterns
Indian Summer Discography
Interpol Turn on the Bright Lights
Iron Maiden A Matter of Life and Death
Jawbreaker 24 Hour Revenge Therapy
Jeniferever Choose a Bright Morning
Jenny Piccolo Jenny Piccolo (Full Discography)
John Frusciante Curtains
John Frusciante The Empyrean
Kanye West Late Registration
Kanye West Graduation
Kaospilot Shadows
Kidcrash New Ruins
King Crimson In the Wake of Poseidon
King Crimson Starless and Bible Black
King Crimson Islands
King Crimson Three of a Perfect Pair
King Crimson Beat
Lamb of God Sacrament
Led Zeppelin Early Days
Led Zeppelin Coda
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin II
Led Zeppelin Houses of the Holy
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin I
Less Than Jake GNV FLA
Limp Bizkit The Unquestionable Truth [Part 1]
Linkin Park Reanimation
Linkin Park Live In Texas
Loma Prieta Last City
Loma Prieta Dark Mountain
Lostprophets Liberation Transmission
LoveHateHero White Lies
Ludacris Release Therapy
Lydia Illuminate
Madonna Like a Virgin
Massive Attack Blue Lines
Mat Kearney Nothing Left to Lose
Meshuggah obZen
Metallica Death Magnetic
Method Man Tical
mewithoutYou I Never Said That I Was Brave
Michael Jackson Dangerous
Midtown Forget What You Know
Mihai Edrisch Un Jour Sans Lendemain
Mindless Self Indulgence Tight
Modest Mouse We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
Mogwai The Hawk Is Howling
Muse Origin of Symmetry
My Chemical Romance Life on the Murder Scene
Narrows New Distances
Neil Perry Lineage Situation
Nelly Furtado Loose
Nelly Furtado Woah, Nelly!
Nightmare Of You Nightmare Of You
No Doubt Rock Steady
No Doubt The Beacon Street Collection
Nobuo Uematsu Final Fantasy X: Original Soundtrack
NOFX Wolves in Wolves' Clothing
November 5th 1955 Bears of the Sea
Oceansize Effloresce
Oceansize Everyone Into Position
Oceansize Frames
Omar Rodriguez-Lopez Los Sueños De Un Higado
Omar Rodriguez-Lopez Xenophanes
Orchid Gatefold
Paramore Riot!
Paramore Brand New Eyes
This will be revised.
Brand New Eyes sounds different than either Riot! or All We Know is Falling, but the differences are fairly irrelevant. It's like listening to the same record as last time: you'll sing along to a bunch of Hayley's hooks, sometimes think there is a cool moment in a song musically, and skip over the slower, ballady type of songs. Hayley Williams can still rule a mic, but the band still plays a little too safe to really compliment her voice beyond mere competence.

See, the problem is that while Hayley is a ridiculously accessible singer, the songs are just so boring a lot of the time that the album drags on and on despite its relatively short length. They do pop rock fine, and the singles will be great, but as an album this is merely just fairly okay.
Peaches The Teaches of Peaches
Pedro the Lion Control
Pink I'm Not Dead
Pito Perez Con Más Poder
Placebo Meds
Pokemon 2BA Masta
Porcupine Tree In Absentia
Porcupine Tree Voyage 34: The Complete Trip
Porcupine Tree Fear Of A Blank Planet
Portraits Of Past Cypress Dust Witch
Propagandhi Supporting Caste
Protest the Hero Kezia
Protest the Hero Fortress
Pygmy Lush Bitter River
Quicksand Manic Compression
Radiohead The Bends
Radiohead Pablo Honey
Raein Il n'y Pas de Orchestre
Red Hot Chili Peppers BloodSugarSexMagik
Regina Spektor Far
Her next album I will definitively be able to describe as "more overrated psuedo-intellectual pop".
Rise Against The Sufferer and the Witness
Rob Zombie Educated Horses
Rush Rush
Rush Caress Of Steel
Sara Bareilles Little Voice
Say Anything ...Is A Real Boy (re-release)
Secret Machines Ten Silver Drops
Senses Fail Still Searching
Sepultura Dante XXI
Serj Tankian Elect the Dead
Shabutie Penelope
Shipwreck A.D. Abyss
Shpongle Ineffable Mysteries From Shpongleland
Slayer South of Heaven
Small Brown Bike The River Bed
Snoop Dogg Ego Trippin'
Snow Patrol Final Straw
Snowing Fuck Your Emotional Bullshit
Soap and Skin Lovetune for Vacuum
Son Lux At War With Walls And Mazes
Soundtrack Spider-Man 2 (Original Soundtrack)
Soundtrack Grindhouse
Soundtrack 28 Days Later Soundtrack
Sparta Threes
Spires Flowers and Fireworks
Skramz isis. This would be a lot better if it wasn't so contrived and long, but I mean for what it is it is pretty great. If you are looking for slow music to headbang too, Spires are a pretty solid choice.
State Radio Year of the Crow
Sublime Sublime
Suede Coming Up
Suicide Silence No Time to Bleed
Symphony X The Divine Wings of Tragedy
System of a Down Mezmerize
System of a Down Toxicity
Tangerine Dream Mars Polaris
Temposhark The Invisible Line
Tenacious D Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny
Terror Rhythm Amongst The Chaos
The Appleseed Cast Sagarmatha
The Beatles Help!
The Cape May Glass Mountain Roads
The Clash London Calling
The Cranberries No Need to Argue
The Dear Hunter Act III: Life and Death
The Decemberists Always the Bridesmaid EP
The Decemberists The Hazards Of Love
The Flashbulb Soundtrack to a Vacant Life
The Killers Sawdust
The Locust Plague Soundscapes
The Monkees Greatest Hits
The Pax Cecilia Blessed Are The Bonds
The Pink Spiders Teenage Graffiti
The Sound of Animals Fighting The Ocean and the Sun
Them Crooked Vultures Them Crooked Vultures
Thrice The Artist In The Ambulance
Thrice Identity Crisis
Timbaland Shock Value
Tool Lateralus
Tool Aenima
Touche Amore ...To The Beat Of A Dead Horse
Towers Full Circle
Trapt Someone In Control
Wilco Sky Blue Sky
Wolf Parade Apologies to the Queen Mary
Wolves in the Throne Room Black Cascade
I don't know why people go crazy for Two Hunters or this. I guess when an american black metal band doesn't suck it must mean they are amazing.
X Japan Art Of Life
Yaphet Kotto We Bury Our Dead Alive
Yngwie Malmsteen Trilogy
Yo La Tengo Popular Songs
Young Widows Old Wounds
Yuka Tsujiyoko Paper Mario GMS (Disc 1 and 2)
Zao The Fear Is What Keeps Us Here

2.5 average
AFI Decemberunderground
AFI The Art of Drowning
Alanis Morissette Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie
Alexisonfire Watch Out!
Andrew Jackson Jihad People Who Can Eat People are the Luckiest People
Anthony Green Avalon
Army of the Pharaohs The Torture Papers
Arsis We Are The Nightmare
At the Drive-In El Gran Orgo
Atmosphere God Loves Ugly
Avenged Sevenfold Waking the Fallen
Bayside The Walking Wounded
Beck One Foot in the Grave
Black Sabbath Greatest Hits 1970-1978
Black Sabbath Paranoid
blink-182 Enema Of The State
Bloodhound Gang One Fierce Beer Coaster
Bon Iver Blood Bank
Boomerang Sounds of Sirens
BoySetsFire After the Eulogy
BoySetsFire The Day The Sun Went Out
Britney Spears In The Zone
Britney Spears ...Baby One More Time
Butch Walker Sycamore Meadows
Chiodos Bone Palace Ballet
Chuck Ragan Gold Country
Circa Survive On Letting Go
Creed My Own Prison
Cursive Such Blinding Stars for Starving Eyes
Cursive The Storms of Early Summer: Semantics of
Del The Funky Homosapien Eleventh Hour
DragonForce Inhuman Rampage
Dream Theater Octavarium
Emarosa Relativity
Enter Shikari Take To The Skies
Equilibrium Sagas
Evanescence Fallen
Fall Out Boy From Under The Cork Tree
Fleetwood Mac Tusk
Foo Fighters In Your Honor
Foo Fighters Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace
Forgive Durden Razia's Shadow: A Musical
Franz Ferdinand You Could Have It So Much Better
From First to Last Dear Diary, My Teen Angst Has a Body Cou
Ghostface Killah Ghostdini: The Wizard of Poetry in Emerald City
Giant Squid The Ichthyologist
Glassjaw Kiss Kiss Bang Bang EP
Godsmack The Other Side EP
Gorillaz Gorillaz
Guns N' Roses Chinese Democracy
Hatebreed Hatebreed
Hopesfall A Types
Hot Hot Heat Elevator
I Would Set Myself On Fire For You I Would Set Myself On Fire For You
Iced Earth The Glorious Burden
Ihsahn The Adversary
In Flames Come Clarity
Isis Wavering Radiant
A few years ago, I listened to a little album called "Panopticon" and I thought it was okay. Boring, tepid, and a little uninspired but it was a time when such was just the norm. A few less years ago, I heard an album called "In the Absence of Truth", which was less heavy but retained all the other weaknesses of Isis' previous work, and was quite underwhelming. Now I hear "Wavering Radiant", and I wonder; when will post-post-rock finally get here so I can stop hearing crap like this.

For people too stupid to get it: This sounds like Panopticon and In the Absence of Truth smashed together and it is average generic and uneventful.
Jay-Z Unplugged
Jay-Z American Gangster
Jimi Hendrix Electric Ladyland
Jimmy Eat World Bleed American
Jimmy Eat World Chase This Light
John Carpenter Halloween 20th Anniversary Edition
k-os Atlantis: Hymns For Disco
Kelly Clarkson Thankful
Kill Your Ex From Words to Motion
La Dispute Somewhere at the Bottom of the River...
La Dispute Untitled 7"
Led Zeppelin Presence
Led Zeppelin Latter Days
Lights Out Asia Eyes Like Brontide
Luna Halo Luna Halo
Machinae Supremacy Overworld
Madonna Ray of Light
Matchbook Romance Voices
Midtown Living Well is the Best Revenge
Mirrorthrone Gangrene
Motion City Soundtrack Commit This To Memory
My Bloody Valentine Loveless
My Chemical Romance Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge
N Sync Celebrity
Nas Hip Hop Is Dead
Neurosis Pain of Mind
Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
Nine Inch Nails Year Zero
Nirvana In Utero
Nirvana [UK] The Story of Simon Simopath
Oasis Whats the Story Morning Glory
Omar Rodriguez-Lopez Megaritual
Opeth Blackwater Park
Orange 9mm Driver not included
Origin Echoes of Decimation
Orthrelm Iorxhscimtor
Pain Of Salvation Scarsick
Paramore All We Know Is Falling
Pelican City of Echoes
Pennywise Reason to Believe
Pink Floyd Dark Side of the Moon
Poison The Well Versions
Portugal. The Man Censored Colors
If I have ever heard a more self indulgent, repetitive, tiring, and harder to listen to album than "Censored Colors"...wait I haven't.
Primus The Brown Album
Pyramids Following the Tracks, Forcing Motion Thr
Queensryche Empire
Queensryche Operation: Mindcrime II
Queensryche American Soldier
Raconteurs Broken Boy Soldiers
Rage Against the Machine Rage Against the Machine
Robbie Williams Sing When You're Winning
Rush Roll the Bones
Senses Fail Let It Enfold You
September 22nd Hello, Throne
Showbread Anorexia Nervosa
Sinaloa Oceans of Islands
A terrible disappointment, for the second full length in a row Sinaloa take all the promise they have of reigniting a more traditional emo style's fire and turn it into a tired, monotonous record filled with filler. The attempts at variety hardly work, and unlike previous works the intensity isn't even at a high level anymore. Maybe next time.
Slayer Reign in Blood
Snow Patrol Eyes Open
Sons of Noel and Adrian Sons of Noel and Adrian
South Park Chef Aid: The South Park Album
Spice Girls Spiceworld
State Radio Us Against the Crown
Styx Kilroy Was Here
Sufjan Stevens Illinois
Sum 41 Go Chuck Yourself
Summoning Oath Bound
Switchfoot Nothing is Sound
T-Pain Thr33 Ringz
The Bled Found In The Flood
The Bled Pass The Flask
The Darkness Permission to Land
The End Elementary
The Offspring Complete Music Video Collection
The Sound of Animals Fighting Tiger & The Duke
Thrice First Impressions
Thursday A City By the Light Divided
Thursday Five Stories Falling
Thursday Common Existence
When this album is on it's the most mature and overall excellent stuff they've made (Last Call, As He Climbed the Dark Mountain, You Were the Cancer). Slightly progressive in nature and highly "experimental" when it comes to their sound, Common Existence doesn't fail at its attempts to evolve the band, for better or worse. However, most of the songs don't work well, as the acoustic/ambient droning of "Time's Arrow" or the attempt at making another At this Velocity in "Unintended Long Term Effects" prove. Another hit or miss Thursday record, Common Existence is undeniably their weakest overall effort yet, and its time for even the hardcore of Thursday fans to start questioning the amount of juice the band really has left.
Thursday/Envy Thursday/Envy
This highly awaited split lands to mixed opinions it seems. The Thursday side is highly "experimental" and pushes the electronic/atmospheric side of A City By the Light Divided to greater heights, but besides "An Absurd and Unrealistic Dream of Peace" the songs tend to get a bit full of themselves, with closer "Appeared and Was Gone" being the most pretentious thing Thursday have ever done.

The Envy side is as mixed of a bag, being solid in its own right but adding absolutely nothing to the cannon of Envy. They keep treading old waters, and its starting to become apparent that water is shallower than any of us wanted to admit. "Pure Birth and Loneliness" stands out but when it comes after the borefests that are "An Umbrella Fallen into Fiction" and "Isolation of a Light Source", it's hard to really care.

All in all, a disappointing release from both bands to an extent. Envy prove themselves to be almost irrelevant here, and Thursday despite their best effort still can't reach any sort of real high points. Better luck next time guys.
Tim McGraw Set This Circus Down
U2 No Line On The Horizon
Underoath The Changing Of Times
Unearth III: In the Eyes of Fire
Weird Al Yankovic Straight Outta Lynwood

2 poor
2Pac Loyal To The Game
50 Cent The Massacre
50 Cent Curtis
A Day To Remember For Those Who Have Heart
A Static Lullaby A Static Lullaby
AC/DC Back in Black
Against Me! Reinventing Axl Rose
Alestorm Captain Morgan's Revenge
Anti-Flag For Blood and Empire
Ashlee Simpson Autobiography
Avril Lavigne Let Go
Ayumi Hamasaki Rainbow
Backstreet Boys Unbreakable
Bear vs. Shark Right Now You're in the Best of Hands
Beyonce B'Day
blink-182 Cheshire Cat
Bloc Party A Weekend in the City
Bon Jovi Slippery When Wet
Boys Like Girls Boys Like Girls
Britney Spears Blackout
Cattle Decapitation Karma.Bloody.Karma
Ceremonial Oath Carpet
Coheed and Cambria Kerrang! / XFM UK Acoustic Sessions – EP
Colbie Caillat Breakthrough
Conducting From the Grave When Legends Become Dust
D12 D12 World
Dance Gavin Dance Downtown Battle Mountain
Dance Gavin Dance Dance Gavin Dance
Death Cab For Cutie Drive Well, Sleep Carefully: on the road with DCFC
Demon Hunter The Triptych
Dimmu Borgir In Sorte Diaboli
Dirty Projectors Bitte Orca
Dixie Chicks Taking The Long Way
Dr. Dre 2001
DragonForce Ultra Beatdown
Eminem Encore
Erykah Badu Mama's Gun
Fall Out Boy Infinity On High
Fleetwood Mac Say You Will
Fleetwood Mac Mirage
Fleetwood Mac Tango In The Night
From Monument to Masses On Little Known Frequencies
A week or two I bitched about Isis this and that and post-rock being dead. Well, if you need any more proof, you can listen to this album.
Godsmack Faceless
Good Charlotte The Chronicles of Life and Death
Gwen Stefani The Sweet Escape
Hilary Duff Dignity
I Am Ghost Those We Leave Behind
Iwrestledabearonce It's All Happening
Ja Rule Blood in My Eye
Jaguar Love Take Me to the Sea
Jay-Z Kingdom Come
Jessica Simpson In This Skin (Collector's Edition)
Jessica Simpson Do You Know
Jet Get Born
Journey Trial By Fire
KMFDM Blitz
La Roux La Roux
A Revolution in british pop/electroclash, it's almost as if La Roux and her partners have looked into the future and seen what the world needed next in music and then RECREATED IT but it isn't really recreation because what she was her was her album in the first place.
MINDFREAK
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin III
Led Zeppelin In Through the Out Door
Limp Bizkit Three Dolla Bill Y'all
Limp Bizkit Significant Other
Ludacris Chicken 'N' Beer
M.I.A. Arular
M.I.A. Kala
Marilyn Manson Eat Me, Drink Me
Mastodon Blood Mountain
Metallica Master of Puppets
Metallica Kill Em All
Mindless Self Indulgence You'll Rebel To Anything
I'm a Mindless Self Indulgence fanboy to the max. I'm one of the few "serious" music fans (what stfu) who would count an MSI album among their top 10, let alone top 7. So, this album was a massive dissapointment. From the horrendicity of the Rush cover to basically everything else on the album, its a tavesty to MSI's once good name. I remember going to an MSI show, and having lil Jimmy Urine pour piss on me. Yes, I was that lucky boy. Thats how this album makes me feel, except without all the godliness.
Moby 18
Motley Crue Theatre Of Pain
Neurosis The Word as Law
New Found Glory Catalyst
Nickelback Silver Side Up
Nirvana Nevermind
Outkast Idlewild
Panic! At the Disco Pretty. Odd.
Pearl Jam Pearl Jam
Pg. 99 Document #7
Porcupine Tree The Sky Moves Sideways
Portraits Of Past 0100101110100011100100100
Portugal. The Man Church Mouth
Portugal. The Man The Satanic Satanist
The album cover has a gross nipple on display. That's almost kind of like what Portugal. the Man have become: a dry withered teet that while gave life to a fledgling "progressive indie rock" genre years ago, is now all scabby and gross from all the suckling. It's nothing new.
Queensryche Queensryche
Queensryche Operation: Livecrime
Queensryche Promised Land
Rise Against Siren Song Of The Counter Culture
Say Anything Baseball
She Wants Revenge She Wants Revenge
Silverstein Arrivals and Departures
Slayer Christ Illusion
Slipknot Iowa
Snoop Dogg Doggystyle
String Quartet Tribute Tribute to The Mars Volta
System of a Down Los Angeles Live
T.I. King
Tegan and Sara The Con
The Bacon Brothers Getting There
The Mars Volta Scab Dates [Live]
The Replacements Don't Tell a Soul
The Streets The Hardest Way To Make An Easy Living
The Strokes First Impressions of Earth
Thom Yorke The Eraser
Thursday Waiting
Tool Undertow
Trivium Ascendancy
God those guitarists are orgasmic. In a way. I'll give them that they're incredibly skilled, but goddamn stop jacking your guitar off and compose a decent solo that require you to travel the distance of your fretboard 5 times (in 4 seconds). Mostly everything else is meh on this album, besides the vocals. Imagine even louder, less obnoxious, but even more horrifically destructive screaming than Atreyu. Thats where you'll find the screaming on this album to be. Just even worse.
Trivium Shogun
Trivium go from being a wannabe thrash outfit back to a psuedo metalcore band, and improve on their last horrific outing by making a bad album that is at least listenable. Good riffs abound with little else to call "good" here.
Underoath Act of Depression
Vanilla Ice To the Extreme
Various Artists Snakes On A Plane
Velvet Revolver Libertad
Warrant Cherry Pie
Westlife World Of Our Own
With Blood Comes Cleansing Horror
Yeah Yeah Yeahs Show Your Bones
Zebrahead Broadcast to the World

1.5 very poor
A Day To Remember Homesick
Angels and Airwaves We Don't Need to Whisper
Angels and Airwaves? More like Angels and Suckwaves amirite? No, but seriously folks, how about them guitar effects? Yeah, they're supposed to make Tom and crew look really neat, but all they really do is make me want to listen to a better band that uses them. Did I mention Tom still can't write a good song by himself worth a shit? Well, he can't. He still also has a very, very boring voice, and we now see the genious that was Mark on the Blink records. If you want pretentious prog, get something by The Mars Volta. If you want catchy pop punk, well, get Blink 182. Just plain don't get this. It has AIDS. AIDS is evil.
Atreyu Fractures In the Facade of Your Porcelai
leik omg there is no base on this album. No seriously, where is it? I don't know. The guitarists are almost passable here, but overreach their goals and end up being pretentious. The vocalist is even worse than on The Curse, which means he should have been executed on this album. The drummer is ok. He lets this album get an extra .5 because I'm a nice guy if you haven't noticed.
Atreyu A Death-Grip On Yesterday
This is the third time Atreyu have been below a 2. Do I like any album I've heard by them at all? No. No I do not. The sad thing Brendan (drummer) shows he is actually probably the best backup vocalist in metalcore, and could actually hold a lot of these popcore songs together if he was allowed too. Instead, teh dinosaur decides to come shrieking back in at every possible waking hour, and leads me to want to go all Godzilla on his ass. I could take him.
Avenged Sevenfold Avenged Sevenfold
Caliban The Opposite From Within
They sound like heavy Atreyu to me. Yeah, the vocals are ten times better, but when you're muliplying ten by zero, you still get zero. The musicianship is almost solid, but for some odd reason this album doesnt do it for me at all and I get bored about halfway through. The Beoved is a good song, but everything else? Think "You're Beautiful" in badness.
Children Of Bodom Blooddrunk
Listening to this album is so painful that the only way I know how to ease the pain is to kill a kitten. From the generic songs (everything sounds the fucking same, and don't say "BUT THE SLOW SONG" kill yourself), the boring riffing and shredding (and don't say "BUT CLASSICAL SCALES" kill yourself), and Alexi's affront to vocalists everywhere (and don't say...ok well no one likes his vocals on this album KILL YOURSELF), there is nothing of note here for anything but CoB fans.
Chiodos All's Well That Ends Well
Chiodos The Heartless Control Everything
Eiffel 65 Europop
Blue is a genuinely catchy song. Everything else? Well, meh. It's all pretty much trash. They takes good european techno artist ideas (Ladytron and Miss Kittin ftw), and craft it into some weird mainstream pop album, that doesnt have the strengths of either but the weaknesses of well everything. It's boring, overdone, too intricate for its own good, lyrically retarded, and musically you can only dance to it for about 5 minutes. Then you kill yourself. I don't make the rules folks, God does. God hates this album.
Fall Out Boy Take This To Your Grave
Fergie The Dutchess
Glassjaw Impossible Shot
Godsmack IV
Godsmasck have made the same exact album IV times now. Honest,y it was really good the first time, pretty good the second time, meh the third time, and now it's just become sucktastic. There are some generic solos to be had, but when the solos in a Maroon 5 song are better than anything on your album, what is that saying? Combined with typical and generic metal vocals, this albums pretty much summed by saying "turd."
Good Charlotte The Young And The Hopeless
Oh dear lord its Good Charlotte. So, I really don't have anything against them, really. Their first album is pretty good, and their newest one showed flashes of promise. However, this album is one of the few times I'll scream along with pople in "SELL OUT." It's rather obvious much of the money was meant to just sell records, as evidenced by the completely cliche lyrics, whiney vocals with little emotion, and the generic instrumentation I expect off of a Click Five album. This is pretty bad in all honesty.
Green Day American Idiot
In all honesty, I don't really have many reasons to back up my 1.5 Rating, obviously, every time you have a 1 or 1.5, it means you have a particular distaste for an album, but I honestly can't get past how unoriginal this album sounds. It's like Green Day wanted to pretend they were making musical progress, so they just took a bunch of things they did in the past, took some ideas from better bands, and threw it all together. The thing is, it only really works on Jesus of Surburbia. Yeah, kind of a shitty situation overall.
He Is Legend Suck Out The Poison
HIM Dark Light
Wow god we're up to HIM. There's really not a lot you can say about them. They revel in being some kind of love metal band. Thing is, they don't have any technicality whatsoever, and "love" doesnt describe their overall sound very well. A better title would be "bland and monotonous/pretentious radio rock." Ocassionally there'll be a decent moment, sure, but mostly its the same old boring vocal performances and guitar parts every time. Oh, and the drummers fat. Which means when he takes off his shirt for concerts, woo boy.
In Flames Colony
In Flames Clayman
It Dies Today Sirens
James Blunt Back To Bedlam
It revels in being stereotypical and clich?with oh-so-little room for originality outside of the rather trippy cover art. I honestly cannot find an ounce of real talent to even be able to say the standby line in these circumstances, “He has talent and hopefully he’ll build on that next album” This album may not have originally made to be a major label tool for selling albums, but honestly, the only people I see enjoying this album are housewives in turbulent marriages and pre-teens who just got broken up with because summer came. If you have a strong tolerance for utter manufactured pop, you may be able to tolerate this album. If you like crap for music, well, this is just for you. What I see her is nothing but artificial balladry with the occasional attempt to be edgy; and by golly, it sure does sell records. But I can’t give this above a 1.5
KMFDM Attak
KMFDM Symbols
KMFDM Nihil
Kottonmouth Kings High Society
Hahahahah. It's the Kottonmouth Kings. They're a rowdy bunch of guys. This is teen angst music at its height within the nu metal genre. They rap and stuff, but its really done quite terribly. I honestly havent the faintest what they're talking about, as when I listen to them, I'm too busy being rebellious and telling my parents I wont wash my own clothes to really pay attention.
Limp Bizkit Chocolate Starfish...
Limp Bizkit Results May Vary
Linkin Park Meteora
Macy Gray Big
Metallica ...And Justice for All
My Chemical Romance I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought...
I had a big ant prepared for this album. Then I listened to "Our Lady of Sorrows". And I was sad because thats a genuinely good song surrounded by mountains of crap. Everyone here does what they're supposed to do at almost an average level, but overall the songs feel hollow and as if their all missing something. Gerard wasn't even decent on this album, which is one of the few saving graces of their next record. Honestly, dont bother with this. You'll die a happier man. I'm not politcally correct stfu women.
New Found Glory Coming Home
Nick Lachey What's Left of Me
Norma Jean Redeemer
Porcupine Tree On the Sunday of Life.....
Sean Kingston Sean Kingston
Seether Disclaimer II
Oh god I'm broken. Broken when it comes to this album. Honestly, this dude is just a terrible songwriter. The band itself has constructed a high 2-low 2.5 album, being generic but not terrible. But the voalist is absolutely dreadful and boring, and writes some of the most faux-touching and psuedo-emotional lyrics I've seen since Styx. But Styx was awesome. Seether is just a rock band that really should have never of made it big.
Senses Fail Life Is Not A Waiting Room
Silverstein When Broken is Easily Fixed
What do you want me to do here, really? Silverstein are a rather bland pop punk band, with hardcore influences, much in the vein of Hawthorne Heights. While they are slightly better than their contemporaries, it still sounds like a watered down version of Atreyu, aka its watered down suck. That does help the album slightly, as it isn't in your face suck. It's just bad lyricism (cliched and rather shoddy writing overall) and mediocre instrumentation combined with vomit-inducing vocals.
Simple Plan Still Not Getting Any...
It’s more of this mainstream “emo” as the kids call it (I prefer faux-emo in this context), and it’s not even average for that. It’s certainly catchy-how could it not be at this point?-but it also has almost no other merits to it. Those looking for a technicality-don’t get this album. Those looking for a good singer-don’t get this album. Those looking for introspective lyrics-don’t get this. Those looking for moderately catchy, whiney, and accessible music-get about 10 other artists discography’s before you pick this up. Sans Untitled, this album is just the same song on repeat. And that song is I’d Do Anything from their previous. Please, unless you’re really desperate for mediocre radio pop-punk, don’t buy this album.
Slipknot Slipknot
I like new Slipknot. I don't like old Slipknot. What am I ever to do? Oh yes, not listen to this record. My main problem is thats its heavy without any true anger or purpose. Joey's drumming was unfocused around this time, so instead of the skilled yet powerful drumming we'd see late,r he's pretty much a thrash drummer. Albeit with a better mix. The vocals are also pretty shoddy, making me want to take a rather large piece of my hand off every time I hear them. Yeah, I don't like this album very much I think.
So the Story Goes As We March With Victims
Soulja Boy Souljaboytellem.com
Crank That itself is catchy before it gets overplayed for you, as is Yahhh!, but besides that this is pretty bad stuff, I don't do it really. Yeah its meant to be mindless dance/driving music, but its really just horrible in every aspect besides perhaps the novelty.
South Park Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
The Black Dahlia Murder Miasma
The Click Five Greetings from Imrie House
The Darkness One Way Ticket To Hell And Back
I believe in a thing called suck. Oh wait wrong Darkness album. Anyways, much like a few other albums in the abtss of my ratings, I had heard a bunch of talk of how this album was actually pretty good. So, when I listen to it, I first went "Huh, this still sucks pretty hardcore man." The vocals aren't what got me as much as the almost Jet-bad music ripoffs, with every song sounding like something out of the 70's or 80's. Honestly, The Darkness should go back to The Darkness. Mommy says she'll be me ice cream if she never has to hear them again.
The Dillinger Escape Plan Ire Works
Three Days Grace Three Days Grace
Just Like You is a good song. Then there are a lot of bad songs on this album, And that really sucks because I really wanted to like this album. The problem is everything sounds honestly like every other radio rock song I've heard since Pearl Jam first made headway, so I really don't know what to make out of this album. Maybe if I made out with the case it would help. No, it really doesn't. So, its angsty and suffocatingly bad. And the cd case tastes like spaghetti. But that might just be me...
Trivium The Crusade
Underoath They're Only Chasing Safety
So, underOATH used to be really, really, really bad. But before that, they were decent. This is when they were really, really, really bad. It sounds like a pop band trying to be really hardcore and impressive with their musicianship, but instead its faux-christian lyrics (by this point they had begun to shed them) and bland musicianship. Why the 1.5? Spencer is one of the most god awful vocalists I've ever heard. I honestly want to punch Hilary Duff in the mouth when I hear him scream, but since I don't know Hilary Duff, I just punch the picture of her I have in my room, but as theres a concrete wall behind it, my hand just starts to bleed and get infected and stuff...
Underoath Cries of the Past
Weerd Science Friends and Nervous Breakdowns
Wolfmother Wolfmother

1 awful
Aiden Nightmare Anatomy
Oh look at me I'm a pretty little make up wearing fairy. Oh wait you want me to make music? Is it ok if that music sounds like a bad ripoff of My Chemical Romance and Maroon 5 at the same time? Cool. Is it ok if I sound like I have a testicle clamp? Yeah? Right on dude.
Oh, and this album is terrible. Buy something by From First to Last if you want something in this vein.
Andrew Jackson Jihad Only God Can Judge Me
Atreyu The Curse
Rawr. I'm a dinosaur. Hear me roar. Well, squak. Wanna know what I sound like on this record? Ok. FOIHSDIGSOIDUFIPSHDIPFGUOGF*GE)GFREOUGFPIUGSDPIG. Thats sexy and catchy right? Yeah my drummers a much better singer but all the kids like to hear me rip apart my vocal chords so I get to be lead Velociraptor. Oh, and my band is like uber generic. Yeah. It's like they sound like a bad metalcore version of Hawthorne Heights. Except we kinda want to be really poppy still so we make really simple basslines and just faux-wank on our guitars. Squawk.
Atreyu Visions
Atreyu Suicide Notes And Butterfly Kisses
Coalesce OX
Daddy Yankee Barrio Fino En Directo
Dust For Life Dust For Life (self-titled)
Equus Osaka Rose
From First to Last From First To Last
Gorillaz Laika Come Home
Hawthorne Heights If Only You Were Lonely
I so wish I was "saying Goodbye" to this album. I had heard there was vast improvement on this disc as opposed to the first, so because I'm a dumbass I acquired it. I was pleased to hear...well, none of it. It's pretty much the generic embodiment of generisticity, which isn't even a word, which should indicate just how bad this album really is. Oh and they have 3 guitarists, og which they nee about a keyboard player to accomplish everything they do. Probably to better effect.
Hawthorne Heights The Silence In Black And White
The impressive debut record from Hawthorne Heights features an almost decent song in "Ohio is For Lovers" and then nothing else. Being a true mark that hardcore is getting ready to blow up (but labels refuse to see it and try to sugarcoat it), Hawthorne Heights incorporate a psuedo-TOCS-era Underoath with even more pop punk sensibilities, and a vocalist who should really not be singing professionally anywhere but at a Barmitzvah.
HORSE The Band Secret Rhythm Of The Universe
Insane Clown Posse The Great Milenko
So, um, this is the Insane Clown Posse's best album. It has one good song in "Boogeyman" and then a bunch of pretentious tripe that attempts to be funny at every turn but instead ends up being cliche and redundant. Oh, and their flows are whack and the production/instrumental work is almost as bad as S Club 7. Just distorted. Which makes them so much more edge. Man.
Kidcrash Snacks
Limp Bizkit New Old Songs
Linkin Park Minutes to Midnight
Los Campesinos! We Are Beautiful, We Are Doomed
Meat Loaf Bat Out Of Hell III
Mike Jones Who Is Mike Jones?
Hey, I'm Mike Jones. I really do just rap about everything other rappers rap abou,t but I have that one song that goes "Who? Mike Jones!" so everybody rips me off like Dave Chappelle. Honestly, I know I'm a very bad MC and even worse lyricist and can't pick beats for the life of me, but I mean, where would we be in todays society if every white kid in high school wasn't able to shout "Who? MIKE JONES!" at every possible moment and have 5 airhead girls giggle profusely?
Omar Rodriguez-Lopez Cryptomnesia
Paris Hilton Paris
Queensryche The Warning
R. Kelly Trapped in the Closet (Chapters 1-12)
This would be a good song. Hell, it would be a good two or three songs. The beat is actually pretty nifty, and R. Kelly sounds good for the first 8 minutes or so. But then...you realize its going to go on for over half an hour. And then you get scared. And then you turn off the dvd player. And then you watch the Colbert Report, and its all better. Oh, so anyways, this is just so incredibly pretentious and so impossibly overblown I can't help but give it a 1.
Red Jumpsuit Apparatus Don't You Fake It
She Wants Revenge This is Forever
Sonic Youth Goo
Spice Girls Spice
So, a lot of people try and tell me/you that this album is good. Those people are phony liars. I decided to listen to this album again after a favorable review on this here site, and I was surprised to find I hated every waking moment of i. Sure, if you can stand their singing, this could be decent pop. But it's mostly female angst and by-the-numbers love lyrics sung by a bunch of women with voices I just can't comprehend people liking. Honestly, I'd say this album is overrated.
The Fray How to Save a Life
The Sound of Animals Fighting Lover, The Lord Has Left Us. . .
Weezer Make Believe

0.5
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