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Arsis A Celebration of Guilt
Between The Buried And Me Colors
I've heard a multitude of metal albums this year, and none of them come even close to this. It's got everything a metal album I think should have: incredibly well executed guitar leads, brutal riffs, loads of technicality, and an amazing rhythm section. Not only does it have that, but BTBAM has a knack for writing some rather progressive songs, especially on here. The fact that the album is essentially one giant song makes it really cool and almost impossible to stop in the middle.

But wait, there's more! The amount of experimentation on this album is absurd. "Foam Born/The Backtrack" starts off with a crooning soft ballad. "The Decade of Statues" has a short jazz fusion break. "Informal Gluttony" starts off with a long intro including some tribal drumming. "Sun of Nothing" has a quirky, psychopathic break similar to the band Mr. Bungle. "Ants of the Sky" has an entire section dedicated to goofy banjo/guitar folk music. "Prequel to the Sequel" has accordions in it. That's right. Fucking accordions. It sounds absurd, but it's amazing how it's all integrated into the album and never really seems that out of place, even though the genres completely change at a moment's notice.

Do yourself a favor and buy this album. Twice.
Botch We Are The Romans
It's quite simple really; you either love this album or you're a gigantic pussy.
Converge Jane Doe
I sit here thinking of the most intense metal albums I've ever heard. You know you've reached a new mark of insanity when the only album that matches you is None So Vile. Congrats, Converge.
Dissection Storm of the Light's Bane
Edge Of Sanity Crimson
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP
King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King
Metallica Ride the Lightning
Bands always develop and progress in their sound during their careers, be it for better or for worse. Metallica's Ride the Lightning is a perfect example of a band changing for the better, and releasing what is probably the band's best album ever. The band took what they needed to work on from their first major release Kill Em All and did a 180 degree turn on the entire world, creating some very thrashy, emotional, and overall great tracks. Some of the band's most recognizable songs can be found on here like "For Whom the Bell Tolls", "Fade To Black", and "Creeping Death". If you are considering getting some metal albums and don't know where to start, this would be a great one to purchase. It's got a great replay value and will keep you hooked from the acoustic guitars in the intro to the final notes in the band's crushing instrumental "The Call of Ktulu". This truly is a metal masterpiece.
Mudvayne L.D. 50
Just when metal fans out there thought that everything nu-metal had to offer had been brought to the table, along came Mudvayne. L.D. 50 is not only the best nu-metal album of all time, it's one of the best metal albums to come out in the past decade. This album really proved the world wrong that nu-metal bands couldn't play complex music, courtesy of fantastic polyrhythmic drumming and some of the best bass playing ever to grace the metal scene. Chad Grey's vocals are also impressive, accompanied by some lyrics way beyond what the genre had done in the past. If you've never been a fan of nu-metal, give this a chance. It's way beyond what you've ever heard the genre offer before.
Opeth Blackwater Park
Pink Floyd The Wall
Rage Against the Machine Rage Against the Machine
No album has ever sounded as funky, as strange, or as pissed off as Rage Against the Machine's self titled LP. The energy on this album is simply unreal courtesy of Zack De La Rocha's flurry of political tirades, or Tom Morello's quirky and innovative guitar leads. Combine these two juggernauts with a downright groovy rhythm section and you've got the makings of the greatest album of the nineties. Oh, and did I metion that "Freedom" might be the greatest song of all time?
The Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity
Thrice Vheissu
Tool Lateralus
Wu-Tang Clan Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
36 Chambers is simply the perfect hip-hop album. It's got the perfect combination of fury, violence, humor and all-around wit. The contrast in vocal styles is also extremely fresh and enjoyable, as each emcee brings something incredibly special to the table. Be it GZA's flawless lyrics and smooth flow, ODB's beyond bizarre delivery or Ghostface Killah's high-pitched maniacal rhymes, it's all just too sick for words. Don't talk the talk if you can't walk the walk, phony niggas are outlining chalk.

4.5 superb
Arsis A Diamond for Disease
Arsis We Are The Nightmare
Arsis maintain the devastating technicality from United In Regret and decided to throw in a plethora of hooks this time around. The production also has improved by leaps and bounds, making this the most accessible Arsis album to date, despite the constant flurry of fretboard acrobatics. Darren Cesca's drum performance here is also almost too much to take. Almost.
At the Gates Slaughter of the Soul
Melodic Death Metal is now a fairly large genre, but where did it start? None other than Sweden, thanks to In Flames and of course the now legendary At the Gates. This was their last album, and also their best. This album is like a roller-coaster ride from hell, as it never lets up with with its unrelenting speed, aggression, and power. Such songs like "Blinded by Fear", "Suicide Nation" and "Slaughter of the Soul" are worth the full album price alone, but the rest of the thing is practically flawless as well, despite a few moments of repetition. If you're into metal or looking into the death metal scene, this album should be a priority.
Atheist Unquestionable Presence
Between The Buried And Me The Silent Circus
Between The Buried And Me The Great Misdirect
With The Great Misdirect, it seems that Between the Buried and Me have no interest in being associated with the metalcore scene they once dominated. Instead, it seems like they're more interested in being associated with progressive metal giants like Dream Theater and Opeth (who they shared the stage with not one year ago). The Great Misdirect is filled to the brim with guitar solos, time-changes on a dime, and more genre-hopping than Colors, only this time it feels much less forced. While BTBAM's latest isn't quite as ambitious as their previous outing, it's still an incredibly impressive album that just shows the band becoming even more comfortable in their own shoes and realizing just how damn talented they really are. Plus, the drum solo in "Swim to the Moon" is worth just about anyone's attention.
Black Sabbath Black Sabbath
Why yes, this is the album that started it all. Every single metal album is obviously influenced this because it's the one that pioneered the whole genre and began the ever-so epic genre that is metal. This album showcases everyone in the band greatly and and contains some of the band's strongest songs ever written. The album contains what is probably the heaviest song of all time, Black Sabbath. It's slow guitar riffs and overall creepy atmosphere will bring you to your knees alone, but Ozzy's singing takes it to a whole new level. Besides this track alone, the rest of the album remains strong and rarely ever ceases to amaze. If you listen to metal at all, you should have this. If not, get to a record store fast.
Blackalicious Blazing Arrow
Bon Iver For Emma, Forever Ago
Botch An Anthology of Dead Ends
Burzum Hvis Lyset Tar Oss
Charles Mingus Mingus Ah Um
Children Of Bodom Hatebreeder
Circle Takes The Square As The Roots Undo
Converge No Heroes
The last thirty seconds of "Grim Heart/Black Rose" alone makes the album. Seriously, it's that good.
Converge When Forever Comes Crashing (Remastered)
Converge Axe To Fall
Cradle of Filth Midian
Cradle of Filth Vempire/ Dark Faerytales in Phallustein
Cryptopsy None So Vile
Cynic Focus
Cynic Traced In Air
A perfect and highly anticipated return to form. Cynic have definitely released one of the year's finest in any genre. Yes, it's a little bit too short, but it just makes the journey all the sweeter, and easier to start all over again. Reinert has never sounded more devastating behind the kit and the vocals are a huge improvement from Focus. I couldn't be happier with this album.
Darkthrone Transilvanian Hunger
Death Human
Death Individual Thought Patterns
Dio Holy Diver
Disillusion Back To Times Of Splendor
Dismember Like an Ever Flowing Stream
DJ Shadow Endtroducing
Edge Of Sanity Crimson II
Electric Wizard Dopethrone
Eminem The Slim Shady LP
Emperor In the Nightside Eclipse
Few albums in black metal can truly be regarded as classics, and In the Nightside Eclipse can be called one of them. This album is earth-shatteringly great from the opening sounds in "Into the Infinity of Thoughts" to the closing screams of "Inno A Satana" this album will keep you hooked with its crunching guitar riffs, pounding drums, haunting keyboards, and an overall creepy atmosphere that only a few other albums can compete with. Even if you've never been accustomed to this style of music before, you should really consider giving this a listen.
Emperor Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk
Glassjaw Worship and Tribute
GZA Liquid Swords
Hacksaw to the Throat Wastelands
Disregard the band's ridiculous name, this album seriously gives 2007's progressive metal giants like Between the Buried and Me's Colors and The Ocean's Precambrian a serious run for their money. While Wastelands is deeply rooted in a melodeath sound, it's still easily one of the best examples of effective prog-metal songwriting I've come across in months. Every sputnik member who listens to metal owes it to them to get Wastelands as quickly as possible. A criminally under-covered album on this website. REVIEW SOON!
Herbie Hancock Headhunters
Iced Earth Burnt Offerings
Iced Earth's early days were only up to par, so the band had no where to go but up at this point. After sever lineup changes and the addition of vocalist Matt Barlow, Iced Earth had finally had an incredible band which could only create the band's best album of their careers. Burnt Offerings still remains to be one of the best power metal releases to ever hit the scene because of guitarist Jon Schaffers incredible songwriting being accompanied by some of Barlows finest moments in the band. This album starts strongly and never really lets up for the entire time. This album also contains the most epic power metal song ever, and possibly the most epic song ever concieved, Dantes Inferno. This sixteen minute masterpiece takes the listener through the circles of hell and leaves you breathless by the end. For those of you who are willing to have an album dominate your ears for weeks, maybe even months to come, buy this.
Into Eternity Buried In Oblivion
Iron Maiden The Number of the Beast
Everyone knows essential metal artists like Black Sabbath and Metallica, and Iron Maiden certainly belongs in this category as well. This album is their most popular release to date, but also what I consider to be their best as well. This is the first album to feature the now legendary Bruce Dickinson on vocals and certainly shows off his skills on this album just like he does on every release. Behind these fantastic vocal deliveries are a myriad of headbanging guitar riffs, soaring solos, pounding percussion, and Steve Harris' extremely memorable bass lines. This album also features Hallowed Be Thy Name, which many people consider to be the best heavy metal song ever written. So if you listen to metal or are looking into the genre, this should be on your list of albums to buy first, as it is such an essential release.
Iron Maiden Live After Death
Iron Maiden Powerslave
Jedi Mind Tricks Legacy of Blood
John Coltrane A Love Supreme
Lamb of God As the Palaces Burn
Wow, the New Wave of American Heavy Metal sure does suck, right? For the most part it's rather boring, but Lamb of God's sophomore album really was a ray of light in this dark period of American metal. The band's last album wasn't nearly as strong as it could have been, so these guys really stepped up their game on this release and have released what I think to be one of the strongest metal albums to have come out in the past ten years. This album is heavy from start to finish and barely even features any sort of clean guitars. Amongst the wailing of technical guitar riffs there are very solid drum beats from Chris Adler and some impressive vocal work from Randy Blythe. Some songs like Ruin, 11th Hour, and Vigil will leave you speechless after listening, so get to it. This is a metal album that should not be missed.
Led Zeppelin Houses of the Holy
Lye By Mistake Arrangements For Fulminating Vective
Everyone on sputnik should really check out these guys, and soon. Think Calculating Infinity meets Focus meets Spastic Ink-level shredding, with a ton of experimentation to boot. A must have for all listeners of technical, progressive, and psychotic music.
Mastodon Leviathan
Mastodon Blood Mountain
This album really lived up to all of the hype it received this past year. The band has finally harnessed all of their skills to create their strongest album to date. All twelve songs on the album offer something new and exciting to listen to, and follow an epic tale to please any headbanger out there. The guitar work has improved a ton since their past albums, as has the bass work. The drumming has become less chaotic to bring the band closer together, but still packs a really mean punch. I can?t really find anything wrong with Blood Mountain at all. In short, pick it up. It?s well worth your time.
Mastodon Crack the Skye
Imagine if Mastodon took the strongest elements of "Sleeping Giant", "Hearts Alive", and "Pendulous Skin" and made an entire album out of them. Add a terrific (and crushing) vocal performance from Neurosis' Scott Kelly, improved clean vocals from both Troy and Brent, and an overall knack for combining thinking-man's metal with catchy hooks simultaneously. In short, Crack the Skye isn't something you should miss. Inevitably one of the strongest metal releases of the year.
maudlin of the Well Bath
Megadeth Rust In Peace
Metallica Master of Puppets
Michael Jackson Bad
Miles Davis Kind Of Blue
Moonsorrow V: Havitetty
Nas Illmatic
Neurosis The Eye of Every Storm
Opeth Still Life
Opeth Morningrise
Opeth Deliverance
Opeth age like fine wine. Their albums get so much better with age, and this is no exception. While it doesn't quite match up with their last album Blackwater Park, it comes damn close. Featuring five of some of the band's heaviest material of all time, this album barely ever lets up to let you breathe. Every member of the band displays some very advanced musicianship, as there are always some very technical and enjoyable riffs to listen to. Mixed in with the chaotic riffing and incredibly brutal vocals there are lovely acoustic sections with beautiful clean vocals courtesy of metal's finest vocalist, Mikael Akerfeldt. It doesn't matter what you listen to, you need this album.
Opeth Damnation
Orphaned Land Mabool (The Story of the Three Sons...)
Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here
Pink Floyd Animals
Pink Floyd Is There Anybody Out There?
Primus Frizzle Fry
Protest the Hero Kezia
Protest the Hero Fortress
Can you say maturity? This young Canadian group is well on their way to becoming one of the most important progressive metal groups of the new millennium. Fortress essentially is Protest the Hero maintaining almost all of the catchiness and sing-a-long parts from Kezia and mashing it together with enough shreddy bits to make any guitar hero cringe. Tear her fucking head from her goddamn shoulders!
Public Enemy Fear Of A Black Planet
Public Enemy It Takes A Nation Of Millions To Hold Us
Radiohead The Bends
Radiohead OK Computer
Raekwon Only Built 4 Cuban Linx...
Rage Against the Machine Evil Empire
Rage Against the Machine Live at the Grand Olympic Auditorium
Say Anything In Defense of the Genre
Yeah ok this is officially the best break-up album ever. I get it now.
Scar Symmetry Holographic Universe
Scar Symmetry release a modern melodic death metal album that doesn't sound like it's ripping off Slaughter of the Soul the entire time. While that should be enough to get you to listen to Holographic Universe, throw in a solid instrumental performance on all fronts and more vocal hooks than you'll ever be able to remember. The title track might also be the song of the year. A must have for metal in 2008.
Slayer Reign in Blood
Slipknot Slipknot
Streetlight Manifesto Somewhere in the Between
System of a Down Mezmerize
System of a Down System of a Down
The Dillinger Escape Plan Miss Machine
WITHOUT MY EXISTENCE
YOU AREEEEEEEEEE
NOTHINGGGGGGGG
The Faceless Akeldama
The Mars Volta Octahedron
The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium
The Notorious B.I.G. Ready To Die
The Ocean Precambrian
One of the must-have metal albums of 2007. Precambrian is almost too epic for its own good. Almost.
The Red Chord Fused Together in Revolving Doors
The Red Chord Fed Through the Teeth Machine
The Red Chord stray further and further away from their hardcore/metalcore influences and take the sounds developed on Prey For Eyes in an even faster, more death metal-influenced direction. The band, despite losing a second guitar player, still sounds as menacing as always, introducing groove in songs like "Hymns and Crippled Anthems" and loads of melody in "Hour of Rats" and "Mouthful of Precious Stones", while still maintaining loads of breakdowns and ugly, dissonant leads that The Red Chord has become known so well for. One of the most badass records of 2009.
Thrice The Alchemy Index: Vols. I and II...
Tool Aenima
Ulver Bergtatt
Underoath Lost In The Sound Of Separation
A few weeks ago I never thought this album would be on here, but man this one is a grower. Underoath have really improved over the past years, and have finally released a truly superb album. LITSOS is just a perfect placement of songs; the slower and lighter songs come at all the right times and the heavy songs will bring you back in with a dissonant, hardcore flurry. Both vocalists are also on the top of the game and always draw me in on a very personal and emotional level. A killer album!
Unearth III: In the Eyes of Fire
Wintersun Wintersun
This album comes so close to being a 5 for me sometimes it's not even funny. I'm pretty confident in saying that this will be one of the best metal albums to come out in this decade.
Wolves in the Throne Room Two Hunters
Yes Close To The Edge
Yes have become one of the most legendary bands in the progressive genre, and this album will always remain to be their best. Don't be fooled by this album only containing three songs, for they are all very long and masterpieces in their own respects. Each member of the band shows that they are true virtuosos at their instrument from start to finish. Close to the Edge will remain to be one of the crown jewels of this genre and should be a staple in the progressive community.
Yes Close to the Edge [Re-mastered Version]

4 excellent
A Perfect Circle Thirteenth Step
A Wilhelm Scream Career Suicide
Agalloch Ashes Against the Grain
Agalloch The Mantle
Amon Amarth With Oden On Our Side
Anata The Conductor's Departure
Animal Collective Strawberry Jam
Aphex Twin Richard D. James Album
Arch Enemy Doomsday Machine
Arcturus The Sham Mirrors
Arghoslent Hornets of the Pogrom
omg riffs omg riffs omg riffs omg riffs omg riffs omg riffs omg riffs omg riffs omg riffs omg riffs omg riffs omg riffs
Army of the Pharaohs The Torture Papers
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command
Atheist Elements
Autopsy Severed Survival
Baroness Red Album
This album sounds the same way John Baizley looks. In the words of Channing Freeman: Fucking BURLY.
Baroness Blue Record
Bathory Blood Fire Death
Behemoth Demigod
Between The Buried And Me Alaska
Between The Buried And Me Between the Buried and Me
Between The Buried And Me Colors_LIVE
Black Sabbath Paranoid
Black Sabbath Master of Reality
Black Sabbath Heaven and Hell
Black Sabbath Mob Rules
Blackalicious A2G [EP]
Bloodbath Unblessing the Purity
Bloodbath Nightmares Made Flesh
Blotted Science The Machinations Of Dementia
Borknagar Empiricism
Borknagar Epic
Brand New Daisy
Burst Lazarus Bird
BUS Moving People
Cannabis Corpse Tube Of The Resinated
Carcass Heartwork
Charles Mingus The Black Saint and the Sinner Lady
Children Of Bodom Something Wild
Children Of Bodom Follow the Reaper
Children Of Bodom Tokyo Warhearts
Converge You Fail Me
Converge Petitioning The Empty Sky
Cradle of Filth The Principle of Evil Made Flesh
Cradle of Filth Dusk and Her Embrace
Dark Angel Darkness Descends
Dark Tranquillity Character
Dark Tranquillity Fiction
Darkest Hour Deliver Us
Darkthrone A Blaze In the Northern Sky
In every genre there are some records that pioneer a certain sound that will be repeated and imitated for years to come. In the dark genre of black metal, you can look to the artist known as Darkthrone for the "true" black metal sound. Their unique and often called poor production style adds to the overall atmosphere to the experience of A Blaze in the Northern Sky. The band does not aim for musical technicality or impressive riffs, but aim for a simple, droning, and powerful album. If you're looking for anger and hatred this would be a release that you can't afford to pass up. Every song is loaded with ferocity and a catharsis that will bring you to your knees. This is black metal. This is Darkthrone.
Daylight Dies Dismantling Devotion
Dead Congregation Graves of the Archangels
Death Symbolic
Death The Sound of Perseverance
Death Live in L.A.: Death & Raw
Deathchain Deathrash Assault
Decapitated Winds of Creation
Demigod Slumber of Sullen Eyes
Dissection The Somberlain
DJ Danger Mouse The Grey Album
Dr. Dre 2001
Dr. Dre The Chronic
Dream Theater Metropolis Part 2: Scenes From a Memory
Edge Of Sanity Purgatory Afterglow
Electro Quarterstaff Gretzky
Emperor Emperial Live Ceremony
Emperor Prometheus: The Discipline of Fire...
Ensiferum Iron
Enslaved Vertebrae
Every Time I Die The Big Dirty
It's as gritty as it is catchy and as as heavy as it is fun. The Big Dirty is Every Time I Die's most consistent album and one of the better metalcore albums to be released. Combining quality southern-rock influenced riffs with time-signature flipping breakdowns and a great sense of humor, this really isn't something anyone should miss. It's just a great time. Burly dudes playing burly metal for burly fans.
Every Time I Die New Junk Aesthetic
Remember when Every Time I Die wrote really fun songs like "We'rewolf" and "INRihab"? Yeah, that's but a distant memory at this point. New Junk Aesthetic is here to whoop ass, make you want to grow a beard, chug a few PBR's, and maybe start a circle pit with those in your immediate area. And for a short and blistering thirty-one minutes, I couldn't ask for more. Check out "Organ Grinder", "For the Record", and "White Smoke" for top notch Botch-influenced metalcore, "Roman Holiday" for a surprisingly crushing intro track, and "The Marvelous Slut" for just a good time.
Explosions In The Sky The Earth is Not a Cold Dead Place
Fightstar Be Human
Gnostic Engineering the Rule
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F# A# ∞
Gordian Knot Emergent
Gordian Knot Gordian Knot
Gorillaz Gorillaz
Gorod Leading Vision
Gorod Process of a New Decline
Heaven and Hell The Devil You Know
Iced Earth Night of the Stormrider
Iced Earth Days of Purgatory
Iced Earth Alive In Athens
In Flames The Jester Race
In Mourning Shrouded Divine
Into Eternity The Scattering of Ashes
Intronaut Prehistoricisms
Iron And Wine The Shepherd's Dog
Iron Maiden Killers
Iron Maiden Seventh Son of a Seventh Son
Iron Maiden Somewhere in Time
Iron Maiden Rock In Rio
Isis Panopticon
Isis Wavering Radiant
Jay-Z Reasonable Doubt
Jedi Mind Tricks Violent By Design
John Coltrane Giant Steps
Kamelot The Black Halo
King Crimson Discipline
King Crimson Red
King Diamond Abigail
King Diamond "Them"
Kiuas The New Dark Age
Korn Korn
Lamb of God Sacrament
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory
Massive Attack Mezzanine
Mastodon Remission
Mastodon Call Of The Mastodon
maudlin of the Well Leaving Your Body Map
maudlin of the Well Part the Second
Maybeshewill Sing The Word Hope In Four-Part Harmony
Metallica ...And Justice for All
Metallica S&M
Metallica Live Sh*t: Binge and Purge
mewithoutYou Catch for Us the Foxes
Michael Jackson Thriller
Mirrorthrone Gangrene
Moonsorrow Verisäkeet
Mos Def Black On Both Sides
Mos Def The Ecstatic
Muse Origin of Symmetry
Necrophagist Epitaph
Necrophagist Onset of Putrefaction
Neurosis Through Silver in Blood
Neurosis Times of Grace
Nightwish Oceanborn
Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral
Obscura Cosmogenesis
Old Man's Child The Pagan Prosperity
Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse
Opeth Lamentations (Live at Shepherd's Bush Em
Opeth The Roundhouse Tapes
Opeth Watershed
Paramore Riot!
Pearl Jam Ten
Pig Destroyer Phantom Limb
Pink Floyd Dark Side of the Moon
Pink Floyd Delicate Sound Of Thunder
Porcupine Tree Deadwing
Porcupine Tree Fear Of A Blank Planet
Primus Sailing the Seas of Cheese
Quo Vadis Defiant Imagination
Radiohead Kid A
Raekwon Only Built 4 Cuban Linx... Pt II
Rage Against the Machine The Battle Of Los Angeles
Rage Against the Machine Live And Rare
Rage Against the Machine The Battle Of Mexico City (DVD)
Rage Against the Machine Testify EP
Red Hot Chili Peppers BloodSugarSexMagik
Red Hot Chili Peppers Californication
Refused The Shape Of Punk To Come
Rise Against The Sufferer and the Witness
Rosetta The Galilean Satellites
Rush A Farewell to Kings
Rush Hemispheres
Satyricon Nemesis Divina
Shels Sea of the Dying Dhow
Slayer Seasons in the Abyss
Slayer South of Heaven
Sodom M-16
Spastic Ink Ink Complete
Streetlight Manifesto Everything Goes Numb
Suffocation Pierced From Within
Sunn O))) Black One
Sunn O))) Monoliths and Dimensions
Symphony X The Divine Wings of Tragedy
System of a Down Toxicity
Tenacious D Tenacious D
The Agonist Lullabies For the Dormant Mind
...and the award for Most Improved Metal Band of 2009 goes to The Agonist. Congrats, fellas.
The Dillinger Escape Plan Irony Is A Dead Scene
The End Elementary
The Faceless Planetary Duality
The Human Abstract Nocturne
These guys are much more than just a metalcore band. Sure, there's breakdowns and the typical catchy chorus, but these guys incorporate many genres besides just your typical metalcore band. Combining technical extreme metal, classical guitars, neo-classical arpeggio sweeping with an almost poppy chorus, this album can almost seem like too much. And it is, but I never get tired of it.
The Lonely Island Incredibad
The Mars Volta Frances the Mute
The Mars Volta The Bedlam In Goliath
The Notorious B.I.G. Life After Death
The Red Chord Prey for Eyes
The Red Chord Clients
The Roots Things Fall Apart
Thelonious Monk Thelonious Monk With John Coltrane
Thrice The Artist In The Ambulance
Thrice The Illusion of Safety
Tool 10,000 Days
I truly think that this is a superb album, despite what many of our regulars here seem to think. The band has obviously matured musically, as this is their most technical album to date. Their atmosphere is also as good as ever, especially in the giant two track power house that is Wings For Marie and 10,000 days. Some of the lyrics may be a bit questionable at times, but I'm sure that the band didn't just put it there for a reason. The only setbacks that I think this album has is that it slowly gets weaker as the album goes on and that this album doesn't have as much replay value as Lateralus does. Otherwise, I really enjoy this album.
Ulver Kveldssanger
Underoath Survive Kaleidoscope
Underoath Define the Great Line
Unearth The Oncoming Storm
Metalcore is a genre that most metalheads look to in shame. I know I have in certain occasions, as it seems awfully commercial at times and there are lots of bands that just bore me to death. But fear not! Unearth has come to save the genre. The band, while still using the qualities of the genre, has improved on the sound quite a bit by including some more advanced riffs, occasional shredding and overall better songwriting than before. This album is great for a broad range of fans, from the fans of hardcore all the way to the fans of maybe even death metal. If you were ever to pick up a metalcore album, make it this one.
United Nations United Nations
Weird Al Yankovic Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic Off the Deep End
Weird Al Yankovic Running With Scissors
Wolves in the Throne Room Diadem of 12 Stars
Wolves in the Throne Room Black Cascade
X Japan Art Of Life
Yes Fragile
Yes Tales from Topographic Oceans

3.5 great
Aeon Spoke Aeon Spoke
Ahab Call Of The Wretched Sea
All Shall Perish The Price Of Existence
All That Remains The Fall of Ideals
Amon Amarth Fate of Norns
Amon Amarth Versus the world
Amon Amarth Twilight of the Thunder God
Anata Under a Stone With No Inscription
Animal Collective Feels
Anthrax Return Of The Killer A's
Arch Enemy Anthems of Rebellion
Arghoslent Incorrigible Bigotry
Army of the Pharaohs Ritual of Battle
Arsis United in Regret
Arsis As Regret Becomes Guilt
As I Lay Dying An Ocean Between Us
Assuck Misery Index
Autumn Leaves Embraced by the Absolute
Be'lakor The Frail Tide
Beastie Boys The In Sound from Way Out!
Behemoth Satanica
Behemoth The Apostasy
Behemoth Evangelion
Black Sabbath Dehumanizer
blink-182 Take Off Your Pants and Jacket
blink-182 The Mark, Tom, And Travis Show
Botch American Nervoso
Byzantine ...And They Shall Take Up Serpents
Camel The Snow Goose
Cannibal Corpse Kill
Cannibal Corpse Evisceration Plague
Cephalic Carnage Xenosapien
Children Of Bodom Hate Crew Deathroll
Children Of Bodom Trashed, Lost & Strungout
Chimaira Impossiblity of Reason
Coheed and Cambria Good Apollo, I'm Burning Star IV...
Coheed and Cambria Good Apollo...No World For Tomorrow
Converge The Poacher Diaries
Cradle of Filth Nymphetamine
Cradle of Filth Cruelty and the Beast
Cryptopsy Blasphemy Made Flesh
Cryptopsy Whisper Supremacy
Cursed One
Darkthrone Under a Funeral Moon
Daylight Dies Lost To The Living
De Liriums Order Diagnosis
Death Leprosy
Decrepit Birth Diminishing Between Worlds
Desultory Into Eternity
Dethklok The DethAlbum
Dimmu Borgir Enthrone Darkness Triumphant
Dimmu Borgir Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia
Dismember Dismember
Dismember The God That Never Was
Disturbed Indestructible
DragonForce Sonic Firestorm
Dream Theater Awake
Dream Theater Dark Side Of The Moon
Eluveitie Slania
Eminem The Eminem Show
Emperor Emperor (EP)
Emperor IX Equilibrium
Ensiferum Ensiferum
Ensiferum Victory Songs
Ensiferum Dragonheads (EP)
Every Time I Die Hot Damn!
Genghis Tron Board Up The House
Grand Belial's Key Judeobeast Assassination
Green Day Insomniac
Harvey Milk Life... The Best Game in Town
Iced Earth Horror Show
Iced Earth Something Wicked This Way Comes
Ihsahn The Adversary
Ihsahn angL
Immortal Sons of Northern Darkness
In Flames Whoracle
In Flames Colony
Into Eternity Dead or Dreaming
Iron Maiden Piece of Mind
Iron Maiden Brave New World
Iron Maiden Dance of Death
Isis In the Absence of Truth
Island Orakel
Iwrestledabearonce It's All Happening
Jedi Mind Tricks Servants In Heaven, Kings In Hell
Jeff Loomis Zero Order Phase
John Coltrane Interstellar Space
Kataklysm In The Arms Of Devastation
Kataklysm Serenity In Fire
King Crimson Lark's Tongue in Aspic
King Crimson Lizard
Kiuas Reformation
Kiuas The Spirit of Ukko
Lamb of God Ashes of the Wake
As the Palaces Burn was truly an amazing album, so how would the next one measure up? Ashes of the Wake was made really quickly after AtPB but still manages to impress me with their unrelenting brutality and impressive musicality. This album has also taken the band to a new level of musical skill, where the guitars are starting to play more complicated riffs and starting to solo more. Lamb of God has always been a fun listen and this album still stands as a solid release in their discography.
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin III
Led Zeppelin Physical Graffiti
Lykathea Aflame Elvenefris
Mastodon Lifesblood
Maylene and the Sons of Disaster Maylene and the Sons of Disaster
Megadeth United Abominations
Metallica Death Magnetic
Michael Jackson Dangerous
Mirrorthrone Carriers of Dust
Moonsorrow Tulimyrsky
Morbid Angel Altars of Madness
Municipal Waste Hazardous Mutation
Nevermore Dreaming Neon Black
Nightwish Over The Hills And Far Away
Nightwish Once
Novembre Materia
Off Minor Some Blood
Old Man's Child In Defiance of Existence
Old Man's Child Vermin
Opeth Ghost Reveries
Ozzy Osbourne Blizzard of Ozz
Pantera Cowboys From Hell
Pelican The Fire in Our Throats Will Beckon...
Pig Destroyer Prowler in the Yard
Pink Floyd Meddle
Pink Floyd Echoes (Greatest Hits)
Pink Floyd A Saucerful Of Secrets
Primordial To The Nameless Dead
Primus Antipop.
Psycroptic Ob(Servant)
Radiohead Amnesiac
Rage Against the Machine Renegades
Rage Against the Machine Rage Against The Machine (DVD)
Raintime Flies and Lies
Rise Against Revolutions Per Minute
Rise Against Siren Song Of The Counter Culture
Runic Liar Flags
Rush Moving Pictures
Say Anything Say Anything
Shadows Fall The Art of Balance
Sigh Hangman's Hymn
SikTh Death Of A Dead Day
Skeletonwitch Beyond the Permafrost
Slayer Christ Illusion
Slipknot Mate. Feed. Kill. Repeat.
Slipknot Vol. 3: (The Subliminal Verses)
Slipknot All Hope is Gone
Soulfly Prophecy
Spawn of Possession Cabinet
Suffocation Effigy of the Forgotten
Symphony X Paradise Lost
Symphony X The Odyssey
Symphony X V: The New Mythology Suite
Talib Kweli Reflection Eternal/Train of Thought
Talib Kweli Quality
Tenacious D Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny
The Absence Riders of the Plague
The Mars Volta Amputechture
The Number Twelve Looks Like You Worse Than Alone
The Roots Rising Down
The Sword Gods of the Earth
The Zombies Odessey and Oracle
These Arms Are Snakes Easter
Thrice The Alchemy Index Vols. III and IV...
Thrice Beggars
Thrice completely ditch their past influences of melodic-hardcore on the first two records, their past hints of post-metal on Vheissu, and their experimentation on both Alchemy Indexes. While reading this may seem like Thrice has gone in a completely new direction yet again, don't get too excited. Beggars is essentially the band really tightening their alt-rock sound and centering their attention on Dustin Kensrue's great singing. While this certainly isn't my favorrite Thrice record by any means, it's still got some great songs to add to the band's already stellar discography. Check out "In Exile", "At the Last" and "Beggars" for some of the album's strongest content.
Through the Eyes of the Dead Bloodlust
Ulver Nattens Madrigal
Unearth The March
While Unearth's The March isn't exactly anything new and the album art is pretty bad, it's still a really enjoyable metalcore album and a worthy addition to the band's already stellar discography. This album's twelve new songs take the band further away from their once hardcore-oriented sound and more into a groove/thrash metal hybrid, while still maintaining an unhealthy amount of breakdowns. Unearth has never sounded as melodic or as shreddy thanks to Buz McGrath's massive improvement on the fretboard. Sure, it's a slightly less amazing version of III: In the Eyes of Fire, but it's still worthy of any metal fan's attention. One of the must-have metal albums of the year.
Warbringer War Without End
Weird Al Yankovic Dare To Be Stupid
Weird Al Yankovic UHF Soundtrack
Weird Al Yankovic Bad Hair Day
Within the Ruins Creature
This is the album that bands like Born of Osiris and After the Burial wish they could write. Creature is surprisingly fun and very technical simultaneously, though some of the gang chants and spoken word parts are really cheesy.
Wolves in the Throne Room Malevolent Grain
Yes The Yes Album
Yes Relayer

3 good
3 The End is Begun
Abigail Williams Legend
Alestorm Terror on the High Seas (EP)
All That Remains This Darkened Heart
Amorphis Silent Waters
Animal Collective Merriweather Post Pavilion
Animal Collective Sung Tongs
Apocalyptica Apocalyptica
Arch Enemy Wages of Sin
As I Lay Dying Shadows are Security
At the Gates With Fear I Kiss the Burning Darkness
Audioslave Audioslave
Austrian Death Machine Total Brutal
Basilisk Vintyrhell
Bathory Hammerheart
Bathory Under the Sign of the Black Mark
Between The Buried And Me The Anatomy Of
Between The Buried And Me Alaska [Instrumental]
Black Sabbath Cross Purposes
Black Sabbath The Eternal Idol
Bleeding Through This is Love, This is Murderous
Bleeding Through Portrait of the Goddess
Bleeding Through The Truth
blink-182 Enema Of The State
Bloodbath The Fathomless Mastery
Cancer Bats Hail Destroyer
Cannabis Corpse Blunted at Birth
Cannibal Corpse Vile
Carcass Reek of Putrefaction
Chevelle Vena Sera
Children Of Bodom Are You Dead Yet?
Coheed and Cambria In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3
Coheed and Cambria Kerrang! / XFM UK Acoustic Sessions – EP
Converge Caring And Killing
Cradle of Filth Thornography
Cradle of Filth Godspeed on the Devil's Thunder
Cryptopsy Once Was Not
Cryptopsy And Then You'll Beg
Cursive Domestica
Daath The Hinderers
Dark Tranquillity Haven
Dead Man In Reno Dead Man In Reno
Death Scream Bloody Gore
Demons and Wizards Touched by the Crimson King
Destroyer 666 Phoenix Rising
Dimmu Borgir Death Cult Armageddon
Dimmu Borgir Spiritual Black Dimensions
Dimmu Borgir Stormblåst MMV
Dissection Reinkaos
Dissection Where Dead Angels Lie
Disturbed Ten Thousand Fists
DragonForce Inhuman Rampage
DragonForce Valley of the Damned
Dragonlord Rapture
Dream Theater Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence
Dream Theater Live at Budokan
Dream Theater Black Clouds and Silver Linings
Dream Theater returns with their umpteenth effort, The Bleakest Future. Mike Portnoy plays the drums mega fast and destroys your eardrums with gut-fucking brutal vocals. Everyone else in the band is fucking nutz. They constantly attack with stunning musical imagery coupled with overwhelming technicality. When I heard the first track, called “Overcome With Nightmarish Chug,” I rushed to the kitchen where my mom was making the macaroni and cheese I had ordered her to make twenty minutes earlier, snatched the pot of boiling water from the stainless-steel stove, and threw it into the dining room. My mom said that I needed to respect her more and I told her I wouldn’t until she could shred harder than John Petrucci, which will never happen, because NO ONE can. The most novel aspect of the Dream Theaters music is the subtle flourishes of soca and rhythm and blues that they have adopted. John Myung plays the bass guitar much like a soulful black man would strum on a box outside on a porch in those grand plantation days. He doesn’t sound like that awkward Asian person you see playing the bass. The most progressive musical outfit since Rush, the most aggressive since Nile, the wisest since Slayer, Dream Theater will come at you like a crazy train and run you over and make smush out of your fucking soul.
Enslaved Frost
Eric B. & Rakim Paid in Full
Escape the Fate There's No Sympathy for the Dead - EP
Escape the Fate Dying Is Your Latest Fashion
Evanescence Fallen
Evanescence The Open Door
Every Time I Die Gutter Phenomenon
Firewind The Premonition
Gates of Winter Lux Aeterna
Gorillaz Demon Days
Green Day Dookie
Green Day Nimrod
HORSE The Band Pizza EP
Hyades And the Worst is Yet to Come
Iced Earth Iced Earth
Iced Earth The Blessed And The Damned
Immolation Close To A World Below
In Flames Come Clarity
In Flames Clayman
Insomnium Since the Day It All Came Down
Iron Maiden Iron Maiden
Iron Maiden A Matter of Life and Death
Isis Oceanic
Iwrestledabearonce Iwrestledabearonce EP
Job for a Cowboy Genesis
Job for a Cowboy Ruination
Kalmah The Black Waltz
Kanye West 808s And Heartbreak
Kataklysm Prevail
Killswitch Engage As Daylight Dies
Korn Issues
Kreator Enemy of God
Lacuna Coil Comalies
Lamb of God New American Gospel
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin I
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin II
Linkin Park Meteora
Linkin Park Reanimation
Machine Head The Blackening
Maylene and the Sons of Disaster II
Maylene and the Sons of Disaster III
Metallica Kill Em All
Metallica Metallica
Michael Jackson Off The Wall
Mirrorthrone Of Wind and Weeping
Mr. Bungle Mr Bungle
Nazgul De Expugnatione Elfmuth
Nightwish Century Child
Nightwish Angels Fall First
Nirvana Nevermind
Obituary Cause Of Death
Odious Mortem Cryptic Implosion
Opeth Orchid
Opeth Burden
P.O.D. Satellite
Pantera Reinventing The Steel
Papa Roach Infest
Pink Floyd Pulse
Pink Floyd The Piper at the Gates of Dawn
Pink Floyd Relics
Pink Floyd Obscured by Clouds
Psycroptic Symbols of Failure
Radiohead Hail To The Thief
Radiohead In Rainbows
Red Sparowes At The Soundless Dawn
Rise Against Appeal To Reason
Rush 2112
Sure, this is one of the most famous progressive albums of all time. But what makes it so good. As far as I'm concerned, only the title track is the only thing worth hearing on this entire album. Sure, it's about half of the album, so it makes at least a good bit of the release an enjoyable experience, but after 2112 finishes up you might as well listen to it again. The other five tracks on here just don't compare to the opening juggernaut of a song. Neal Peart's drumming is impressive, but not as godly as everyone makes it out to be. The guitar riffs are catchy and often pretty impressive. Geddy Lee's vocals annoy the crap out of me, but I guess he fits the band, and his bass playing isn't all that bad. Progressive fans out there should probably already have this, but if you don't it's probably something you should at least listen to because of the importance it has in the rock genre.
Satyricon Volcano
Say Anything ...Is A Real Boy
Shade Empire Intoxicate O.S.
Shadows Fall The War Within
Shadows Fall Threads of Life
Slayer Hell Awaits
Slipknot Iowa
Slipknot 9.0: Live
Staind Break the Cycle
Suffocation Blood Oath
SuidAkrA Caledonia
Summoning Minas Morgul
System of a Down Steal This Album!
System of a Down Hypnotize
Mezmerize is clearly a stronger album than this, mostly because of Daron's more-than-frequent vocal appearances on here. He's great as a guitarist and as a songwriter, but his vocals become incredibly annoying after a song or two. There are still a few memorable tracks on here. For example "Holy Mountains" is one of the most powerful songs the band has ever written, and "Viscinity of Obscenity" is just plain fun to sing along with. This album was decent, but I just expect so much more from this band.
Talib Kweli The Beautiful Struggle
The Absence From Your Grave
The Bled Pass The Flask
The Dillinger Escape Plan Ire Works
The Notorious B.I.G. The Notorious B.I.G. Duets
The Sword Age Of Winters
Tool Undertow
Sure, Tool is one of the most important bands in progressive metal these days, but what were they like at the beginning? This album offers just that, and it's not nearly as impressive as their modern stuff. The riffs and drum patterns aren't nearly as catchy, technical, or memorable as any of their other three releases. This is of course a hard thing to do when their other releases are all of no less than excellent quality, but still. If this wasn't by Tool then I really wouldn't have picked this up, as it just sounds like an average rock record to me. While some songs like "Prison Sex" and "Swamp Song" are enjoyable, I really don't listen to this album that much anymore. You'd be better off with Lateralus or 10,000 Days.
Tool Opiate
Trivium Shogun
Trivium learn a lot from their past mistakes and come back with a (mostly) solid album. The first five songs and the title track are easily the strongest material Heafy & Co. have ever written, though the remainder of the album drags, and Matt Heafy's harsh vocals are just as grating as ever. Over an hour of Trivium is simply too much for all but the most loyal of fans. While I'm still not totally convinced that this band is as great as some would have you believe, I'm starting to see a bit of light. Everyone should at least check out "Torn Between Scylla and Charybdis", it's one of the twenty best metal songs of the year.
Ulver Shadows of the Sun
Vader The Art of War
Vertical Horizon Everything You Want
Victor Wooten A Show of Hands
Vintersorg Solens Rotter
Warmen Accept The Fact
Weird Al Yankovic Even Worse
Witchfinder General Death Penalty
Wu-Tang Clan Iron Flag
Wu-Tang Clan Wu-Tang Forever
Wu-Tang Clan 8 Diagrams

2.5 average
A Day To Remember Homesick
Abigail Williams In the Shadow of a Thousand Suns
All Shall Perish Awaken The Dreamers
All That Remains Overcome
Amorphis Skyforger
Amorphis' most recent musical outing is essentially a few fantastic ideas spread out across a sea of mediocrity. While the band does try to delve more into a prog metal sound, Skyforger's eleven songs can easily become stagnant. This wasn't terrible...it just could have been way more interesting.
Arch Enemy Rise Of The Tyrant
At the Gates The Red in the Sky is Ours
Audioslave Out Of Exile
Black Sabbath Forbidden
Blackalicious The Craft
blink-182 blink-182
Born Of Osiris A Higher Place
Cradle of Filth From the Cradle to Enslave
Cryptopsy None so Live
Darkthrone Panzerfaust
Darkthrone The Cult Is Alive
Dawn Slaughtersun
Death Spiritual Healing
DevilDriver Devildriver
Dimmu Borgir Stormbl�st
Dimmu Borgir In Sorte Diaboli
Dream Theater Train of Thought
Edguy Hellfire Club
Empyrium Songs of Moors and Misty Fields
Fall Out Boy From Under The Cork Tree
Fuel Something Like Human
God Forbid Gone Forever
Gorguts Obscura
Guns N' Roses Appetite For Destruction
Hoobastank The Reason
Iced Earth The Dark Saga
Iced Earth Framing Armageddon (Something Wicked Pt. 1)
Ill Nino Revolution/Revolucion
Immortal Battles in the North
Iron Maiden Fear of the Dark
Isis Celestial
Jedi Mind Tricks Visions of Gandhi
Kanye West Graduation
Killswitch Engage The End of Heartache
Korn Follow The Leader
Korn Life Is Peachy
Korpiklaani Tales Along This Road
Lacuna Coil Karmacode
Lock Up Pleasures Pave Sewers
Neurosis Enemy of the Sun
Nightwish Highest Hopes
Nile In Their Darkened Shrines
Nile Annihilation of the Wicked
Old Man's Child Born of the Flickering
P.O.D. Fundamental Elements Of Southtown
Parkway Drive Horizons
Five Months and Boneyards are both pretty damn cool but the rest of this album just lacks the fun the two tracks mentioned above possess. An incredibly average listen overall with a few gems in the middle.
Pink Floyd Ummagumma
Pink Floyd Atom Heart Mother
Pink Floyd The Final Cut
Primus Suck On This
Protest the Hero A Calculated Use of Sound
Radiohead Pablo Honey
Rammstein Mutter
Rise Against The Unraveling
Sepultura Chaos A.D.
Skinless Trample the Weak, Hurdle the Dead
Slayer Show No Mercy
Slayer World Painted Blood
This album would probably be really good if it wasn't 2009 and Reign In Blood, South of Heaven, and Seasons in the Abyss hadn't already been around for ages. World Painted Blood strikes me nothing more than Slayer trying to show their fans that they can still sound the exact same, though I don't understand exactly why they'd want to do that. Sure there's some great riffs to be found in here every now and then, but as a whole World Painted Blood is an underwhelming and completely superfluous album. Oh, and the production blows too.
Smash Mouth Astro Lounge
Stampin' Ground A New Darkness Upon Us
Stone Sour Stone Sour
Story of the Year Page Avenue
The Agonist Once Only Imagined
The Black Dahlia Murder Deflorate
As if I needed further proof that Ryan Knight should have kept playing in Arsis. Deflorate offers a few more dweedles than on past releases, but really does little else to differentiate from Miasma and Nocturnal. Unless you're already a dedicated TBDM fan (and I wouldn't understand why), approach this album with minimal expectations. At least the album art rules.
The Black Dahlia Murder Nocturnal
Through the Eyes of the Dead Malice
To-Mera Delusions
Trivium Ascendancy
Veil Of Maya The Common Man's Collapse
Veil of Maya's The Common Man's Collapse is an album that seriously threatens to be superb but ultimately falls short. This young American group clearly have a voice and vision, but just haven't fully realized it yet. What made this album work in short bursts were the very inventive and often appealing leads. Too bad they're found in a sea of uninspired breakdowns that are much more mechanical than they are menacing the majority of the time. Check out "Mark The Lines", "It's Not Safe To Swim Today" and "We Bow In Its Aura" for grade-A metal, but everything else just isn't worth your time.
Victimizer The Final Assault
War of Ages Pride of the Wicked
Weird Al Yankovic In 3-D
Weird Al Yankovic Polka Party

2 poor
50 Cent Get Rich or Die Tryin'
Abigail Williams Gallow Hill
AC/DC Back in Black
After The Burial Rareform
Hey guys! Look, I know we're all really capable and talented musicians, but these days...who cares? I kinda get tired of writing actual melodies and riffs, and let's be honest, those take too long to write. And who wants to listen to that shit anyways?! Let's put in a ton of bro-downs whenever we run out of ideas! Sound good to everyone? Ok, cool.
All Shall Perish Hate. Malice. Revenge
As I Lay Dying Frail Words Collapse
Behemoth Grom
Black Sabbath Headless Cross
blink-182 Buddha
Bloc Party Silent Alarm
Born Of Osiris The New Reign
While this album is tremendous in short bursts (and I mean very short), it fails to grab my attention for the entire time. Born of Osiris clearly have the chops to create some quality technical death metal, but really kill the buzz quickly with goofy keyboards and way too much Meshuggah leg-humping. You might want to check out the songs "Open Arms to Damnation" and "The Takeover", but really you should just listen to The Faceless again for a much more rewarding experience with essentially the same sound.
Burn the Priest Burn the Priest
Cannibal Corpse Butchered at Birth
Cannibal Corpse Tomb of the Mutilated
Children Of Bodom Blooddrunk
Painfully average album overall. The only three songs that stand out are "Tie My Rope", "Blooddrunk" and "Roadkill Morning". The rest just sound like b-sides to the band's previous two albums and don't seem original or inspired. I was disappointed by this.
Cradle of Filth Damnation and a Day
Creed Human Clay
Creed Weathered
Deicide Till Death Do Us Part
Dimmu Borgir For All Tid
Disturbed Believe
Disturbed The Sickness
DragonForce Ultra Beatdown
Dream Theater Images and Words
Dream Theater Octavarium
Earth The Bees Made Honey in the Lion's Skull
Eminem Encore
Eminem Relapse
Fall Out Boy Infinity On High
Gojira From Mars To Sirius
Green Day Shenanigans
Hammerfall Chapter V: Unbent, Unbowed, Unbroken
Iced Earth The Glorious Burden
In Flames A Sense of Purpose
Into Eternity The Incurable Tragedy
Iron Maiden No Prayer For The Dying
Iron Maiden Virtual XI
Jedi Mind Tricks A History of Violence
Not even Stoupe's frequently stellar beats can save this train wreck. Jus Allah's return to the group, while being positive for the group's morale, is just painful to listen to. Jus' delivery is incredibly awkward and his rhymes are nothing more than nonsensical plays on words that don't do it for me. Vinnie Paz has recycled every last punchline he can on here, almost always referencing boxers, serial killers and religious figures. While it worked quite well on Legacy of Blood, it's far too stale and boring at this point. Something drastic needs to happen on the next record, or Jedi Mind Tricks is going to lose a once loyal fan.
Lamb of God Wrath
With each of their previous releases, Lamb of God brought a new sound to the table while still saying in their niche of "pure American metal". Sadly, they've become too comfortable with their current sound and popularity, and have thus cranked out a lazy, recycled album that strikes me nothing more as a b-sides to Sacrament. Wrath has it's moments, but you'll really have to listen hard to find them.
Linkin Park Live In Texas
Meshuggah obZen
Metallica Load
Mudvayne Lost and Found
Mudvayne The End of All Things to Come
Nickelback Silver Side Up
Nile Ithyphallic
Nile Those Whom the Gods Detest
Nile released another album. They're so cute.
But seriously, this album is simply another regurgitation of everything they've made from In Their Darkened Shrines onward. George Kollias is still obnoxiously fast, the solos still make Kerry King look like he knows what he's doing, and Dallas still sounds like a dishwasher. Not to mention the added pseudo-Egyptian clean vocals are some of the most lol-worthy additions to any metal album this year. Every once in a while a riff will come along that absolutely rules, but you won't remember it for long. Overall, it's just Nile shitting out another album just because it's been another two years.
Pantera The Great Southern Trendkill
Papa Roach Lovehatetragedy
Pig Destroyer 38 Counts Of Battery
Primus The Brown Album
Primus Tales From The Punchbowl
Red Hot Chili Peppers By The Way
Sepultura Roots
Slayer God Hates Us All
Sunn O))) Flight of the Behemoth
The Black Dahlia Murder Miasma
The Human Abstract Midheaven
Tvangeste FireStorm
Underoath They're Only Chasing Safety
Unholy Matrimony Love and Death
Vital Remains Icons of Evil
Weird Al Yankovic Alapalooza
Will Smith Big Willie Style
Winds Of Plague Decimate The Weak
Take every metalcore/deathcore cliche imaginable and just beat yourself over the head with it for ten songs. And throw in some "epic" keyboards while you're at it. Oh well, at least Anthems of Apocalypse is a good song.
Winds Of Plague The Great Stone War

1.5 very poor
Alexisonfire Alexisonfire
As Blood Runs Black Allegiance
Avenged Sevenfold City of Evil
Behold... The Arctopus Skullgrid
blink-182 Dude Ranch
Common Universal Mind Control
Cryptopsy The Unspoken King
Dream Theater Falling Into Infinity
Dying Fetus War of Attrition
Gorgoroth Twilight of the Idols (In Conspiracy...)
Green Day Warning
I Killed The Prom Queen Music for the Recently Deceased
Iron Maiden The X Factor
It Dies Today The Caitiff Choir
Job for a Cowboy Doom EP
Korn Take A Look in the Mirror
Limp Bizkit Significant Other
Megadeth Risk
Metallica Reload
Don't get me wrong, I'm actually a huge Metallica fan. That is, pre-Load Metallica. If there ever was a band to sell out, it was these guys. It's not that cutting their hair was a big deal to me, it was the fact that they went from creating some of the most essential pieces of music in heavy metal history to pooping out collections of sub-par hard rock garbage. This album may have "The Unforgiven II", which I do thoroughly enjoy, but other than that I just can't tolerate this album. It's a damn shame to see one of the most important bands in metal history turn to this.
Michael Jackson Invincible
Murderdolls Beyond The Valley Of The Murderdolls
Nickelback All the Right Reasons
Ozzy Osbourne Black Rain
Panic! At the Disco A Fever You Can't Sweat Out
PsyOpus Odd Senses
Red Hot Chili Peppers Stadium Arcadium
I've been a fan of the Red Hot Chili Peppers for man years now, but this is by far the weakest album that I own by them. I don't care what Flea says, I still like the band despite the fact that this is a poor album. It's got a few enjoyable songs here and there, but overall it's just way too long and sometimes incredibly painful to listen to. There are way too many slow songs on here for my taste. I like it when RHCP blasts out with some funk-rock songs that get you pumped up and not the slower, emotional tracks that seem more like jokes than actual passages of feeling. Even though Warlocks is one, if not the band's best song ever, I just can't listen to this album any more and I'm sick of all the positive press it's getting.
Staind 14 Shades Of Grey
Suicide Silence The Cleansing
Taproot Welcome

1 awful
50 Cent The Massacre
Adema Adema
All-American Rejects The All-American Rejects
Atreyu The Curse
Atreyu Best of Atreyu
Attack Attack! Someday Came Suddenly
Black Sabbath Born Again
Brain Drill The Parasites
Brain Drill Apocalyptic Feasting
Just because you can doesn't mean that you fucking should.
Brokencyde I'm Not A Fan, But The Kids Like It!
Darkthrone F.O.A.D.
Despised Icon The Ills of Modern Man
Divine Heresy Bleed The Fifth
DoomThrone Skeleton Veiled in Flesh
Drop Dead, Gorgeous In Vogue
Green Day American Idiot
Hawthorne Heights The Silence In Black And White
Kid Rock Devil Without A Cause
Korn Untouchables
Limp Bizkit Chocolate Starfish...
Metallica St. Anger
New Found Glory Catalyst
Norma Jean Bless The Martyr, And Kiss The Child
Protest the Hero Sequoia Throne Remix EP
Senses Fail From The Depths Of Dreams E.P
Simple Plan No Helmets, No Pads... Just Balls
Soulja Boy Souljaboytellem.com
Suicide Silence No Time to Bleed
The White Stripes Elephant
Trivium The Crusade
Waking The Cadaver Demo
William Control Hate Culture

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