| 4.0 excellent |
| 16 Horsepower Sackcloth 'n' Ashes |
| 3rd Secret 3rd Secret |
| Adramelech Psychostasia |
| Aeviterne The Ailing Facade |
| All Them Witches Nothing as the Ideal |
| Amon Amarth With Oden on Our Side |
| Amon Amarth Twilight of the Thunder God |
| Anata The Conductor's Departure |
| Aosoth IV: An Arrow in Heart |
| Ascension Under Ether |
| Post Rock influences coupled with the whole Orthodox Black Metal thing. Thoroughly gripping and occasionally surprisingly catchy. |
| Australian Crawl The Boys Light Up |
| Azarath Blasphemers' Maledictions |
| Baroness Blue Record |
| Baroness Yellow and Green |
| Baroness Stone |
| Be'lakor Vessels |
| Beastie Boys Paul's Boutique |
| Black Breath Sentenced To Life |
| Black Breath Slaves Beyond Death |
| Black Sabbath Paranoid |
| Black Sabbath Master of Reality |
| Black Sabbath Sabbath Bloody Sabbath |
| Bloodhound Gang Hooray For Boobies |
| Bongripper Satan Worshipping Doom |
| The last track is a bit of a disappointment, but what comes before is unreal heavy and delicious. |
| Cannibal Corpse Bloodthirst |
| Cannibal Corpse Violence Unimagined |
| Cannibal Corpse Chaos Horrific |
| Capharnaum Fractured |
| Cormorant Diaspora |
| Crypt Sermon The Ruins of Fading Light |
| Cult of Luna A Dawn to Fear |
| Cynic Focus |
| Danzig Danzig II: Lucifuge |
| Darkane Insanity |
| Dead Congregation Graves of the Archangels |
| Shits all over anything Incantation have ever done: Pitch black darkness, furious rhythm section, twisted riffs and one of the most epic closing tracks you're likely to find on any Death Metal record. Even the lyrics are good. |
| Deathspell Omega Si Monvmentvm Reqvires Circvmspice |
| Deathspell Omega Paracletus |
| Deathspell Omega Drought |
| Deep Purple Burn |
| Defeated Sanity Psalms of the Moribund |
| Satisfying connoisseurs of nastiness and intricacy alike, this album represents the pinnacle of Brutal Death Metal. |
| Demigod Slumber of Sullen Eyes |
| Demolition Hammer Epidemic of Violence |
| dEUS The Ideal Crash |
| Diamond Head Lightning to the Nations |
| Die Aerzte Planet Punk |
| Die Aerzte Die Bestie in Menschengestalt |
| Die Apokalyptischen Reiter All you need is Love |
| Dim Mak The Emergence of Reptilian Altars |
| Dio Holy Diver |
| Dire Straits Love Over Gold |
| Dissection Storm of the Light's Bane |
| DJ Shadow Endtroducing..... |
| Dodheimsgard Black Medium Current |
| Dool Here Now, There Then |
| earthtone9 Arc'tan'gent |
| Eels Beautiful Freak |
| Electric Wizard Dopethrone |
| Elliott Smith Elliott Smith |
| Emptiness Nothing but the Whole |
| One of the most original, introspective and beautiful records to appear in the vicinity of Black and Death Metal in quite a while. |
| Ennio Morricone The Good, the Bad and the Ugly |
| Execration (NOR) Odes Of The Occult |
| Foo Fighters The Colour and the Shape |
| Fugazi The Argument |
| Funeral Chic Roman Candle |
| lmfao how could you dislike this, absolute muppet show in here |
| Genesis Selling England by the Pound |
| Giant Squid The Ichthyologist |
| Giant Squid Minoans |
| Gordon Lightfoot Summertime Dream |
| Gorguts Considered Dead |
| Gorguts The Erosion of Sanity |
| Grand Magus Wolf's Return |
| Grand Magus Monument |
| Grand Magus Hammer of the North |
| Grateful Dead American Beauty |
| Grateful Dead Workingman's Dead |
| Green Day Dookie |
| Haapoja Haapoja |
| Hammers Of Misfortune The Locust Years |
| Helmet Strap It On |
| Helmet Aftertaste |
| Hooded Menace The Tritonus Bell |
| Horna Kuoleman Kirjo |
| Immortal Sons of Northern Darkness |
| Immortal At the Heart of Winter |
| In Flames The Jester Race |
| Iniquity Grime |
| Iniquity Serenadium |
| Iniquity Five Across the Eyes |
| Intestine Baalism Banquet in the Darkness |
| Iotunn Access All Worlds |
| Iron Maiden Powerslave |
| Iron Maiden Somewhere in Time |
| Iron Maiden The Number of the Beast |
| Iron Maiden Piece of Mind |
| Iron Maiden Seventh Son of a Seventh Son |
| ISIS In the Absence of Truth |
| ISIS Wavering Radiant |
| Jeff Buckley Grace |
| Jess And The Ancient Ones Vertigo |
| get absolutely fucked how good is this album???????? |
| Jethro Tull Aqualung |
| Jethro Tull Thick as a Brick |
| John Frusciante Shadows Collide with People |
| John Frusciante Curtains |
| John Frusciante To Record Only Water for Ten Days |
| Johnny Cash American III: Solitary Man |
| Judas Priest Painkiller |
| Judas Priest Screaming for Vengeance |
| Judas Priest Firepower |
| Judas Priest Invincible Shield |
| Kante Zombi |
| Kate Bush Hounds of Love |
| Killer Mike R.A.P. Music |
| King Crimson Red |
| King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Infest the Rats' Nest |
| Knorkator Das nächste Album aller Zeiten |
| Knorkator Sieg Der Vernunft |
| Kris Kristofferson The Silver Tongued Devil and I |
| Lamb of God As the Palaces Burn |
| Lost Soul Immerse in Infinity |
| Polish Death Metal that is marred by one irritating track and an overly clinical drum production. That aside, it's occasionally mind-blowing material, superior both in execution and conception. |
| Love Forever Changes |
| Lurid Panacea The Insidious Poisons |
| Magnolia Electric Co Magnolia Electric Co |
| Manic Street Preachers Everything Must Go |
| Manic Street Preachers The Holy Bible |
| Massive Attack Mezzanine |
| Mastodon Blood Mountain |
| Megadeth Countdown to Extinction |
| Megadeth Youthanasia |
| Meshuggah Nothing |
| Meshuggah obZen |
| Metallica Ride the Lightning |
| Metallica Metallica |
| Mew Frengers |
| Mgla With Hearts Toward None |
| Misthyrming Söngvar elds og óreiðu |
| Nasum Inhale/Exhale |
| Nasum Human 2.0 |
| Nasum Helvete |
| Necrophagist Epitaph |
| Necrophagist Onset of Putrefaction |
| Neurosis Souls at Zero |
| Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea |
| Nile In Their Darkened Shrines |
| Odraza Rzeczom |
| Unsurprisingly, this fkn rips. Band needs more attention. |
| Opeth Morningrise |
| Opeth Watershed |
| Pallbearer Sorrow And Extinction |
| Pallbearer Foundations of Burden |
| Pearl Jam No Code |
| Peste Noire La Sanie des Siècles |
| Pestilence Consuming Impulse |
| Peter Gabriel Melt |
| Peter Gabriel i/o |
| Pharaoh Be Gone |
| Pharaoh Bury the Light |
| Pig Destroyer Prowler in the Yard |
| Porcupine Tree Lightbulb Sun |
| Porcupine Tree Fear of a Blank Planet |
| Queen A Night at the Opera |
| Queens of the Stone Age Queens of the Stone Age |
| Radiohead The Bends |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers Californication |
| Renaissance Ashes Are Burning |
| Russian Circles Enter |
| Russian Circles Station |
| Russian Circles Geneva |
| Russian Circles Empros |
| Russian Circles Memorial |
| Russian Circles Guidance |
| Russian Circles Blood Year |
| Satyricon Nemesis Divina |
| Savatage Hall of the Mountain King |
| Sigh In Somniphobia |
| Silversun Pickups Swoon |
| Slayer Reign in Blood |
| Slough Feg Down Among the Deadmen |
| Slough Feg Atavism |
| Slough Feg The Animal Spirits |
| Slugdge Gastronomicon |
| Slugdge Dim and Slimeridden Kingdoms |
| Slugdge Esoteric Malacology |
| Sodom Agent Orange |
| Solstice (USA-FL) Solstice |
| Soundgarden Badmotorfinger |
| Sparklehorse Vivadixiesubmarinetransmissionplot |
| Spawn of Possession Noctambulant |
| Stevie Ray Vaughan Texas Flood |
| Stevie Wonder Songs in the Key of Life |
| Stevie Wonder Innervisions |
| Suffering Hour In Passing Ascension |
| Some mind-bending guitar work of the noisy and dissonant variety is the main selling point of this record. A very impressive outing for such a young band. |
| Suffering Hour Dwell |
| Incredibly impressive and - dare I say - innovative guitar work to be found here. |
| Suffocation Pierced from Within |
| Suffocation Effigy of the Forgotten |
| SUMAC The Deal |
| SUMAC What One Becomes |
| Sun Kil Moon Ghosts of the Great Highway |
| Sun Kil Moon April |
| Sun Kil Moon Benji |
| System of a Down System of a Down |
| Taake Noregs Vaapen |
| The Band The Band |
| The Beatles Help! |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Unhallowed |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Miasma |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Nocturnal |
| The Decemberists Her Majesty the Decemberists |
| The Decemberists The Hazards of Love |
| The Devil's Blood The Thousandfold Epicentre |
| The Handsome Family Honey Moon |
| The Handsome Family Wilderness |
| The Handsome Family Unseen |
| The Magnetic Fields 69 Love Songs |
| The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium |
| The Microphones The Glow Pt. 2 |
| The National Alligator |
| The National Boxer |
| The Ocean Precambrian |
| The Offspring Americana |
| The Prodigy The Fat of the Land |
| The Prodigy Music for the Jilted Generation |
| The Red Chord Fed Through the Teeth Machine |
| The Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream |
| The Tallest Man on Earth Shallow Grave |
| The Veils Nux Vomica |
| Therapy? Infernal Love |
| Therapy? Semi-Detached |
| Therapy? Crooked Timber |
| Therapy? Hard Cold Fire |
| is it me or is this new therapy? actually pretty fkn good? |
| Thin Lizzy Jailbreak |
| Tocotronic K.O.O.K. |
| Totenmond Lichtbringer |
| Totenmond Reich in Rost |
| Totenmond TonbergUrtod |
| Trap Them Darker Handcraft |
| Ved Buens Ende Written In Waters |
| Vektor Terminal Redux |
| VI De Praestigiis Angelorum |
| Virus (NO) The Black Flux |
| Virus (NO) Oblivion Clock |
| Virus (NO) Memento Collider |
| Virus (NO) Investigator |
| Visigoth The Revenant King |
| Voices From The Human Forest Create A Fugue Of Imaginary |
| Voices London |
| Ween Quebec |
| Ween 12 Golden Country Greats |
| Weezer The Green Album |
| Weyes Blood Titanic Rising |
| Wintersleep Welcome To The Night Sky |
| Wintersun Wintersun |
| Wishbone Ash Argus |
| YOB The Illusion Of Motion |
| YOB The Unreal Never Lived |
| YOB The Great Cessation |
| YOB Clearing The Path To Ascend |
| 3.5 great |
| !T.O.O.H.! Order and Punishment |
| Quite literally deranged Czech Death/Grind with some progressive elements and superior musicianship. |
| Abduction (FRA) Jehanne |
| Absent In Body Plague God |
| Absu Absu |
| Absu Abzu |
| Adversarial All Idols Fall Before the Hammer |
| If you're a lover of the ping, this is for you. You'll also find some amazing riffs (if you can hear them). |
| Alcest Écailles De Lune |
| Alcest Spiritual Instinct |
| Amon Amarth Versus the World |
| Amon Amarth Surtur Rising |
| Anaal Nathrakh The Codex Necro |
| Anaal Nathrakh Eschaton |
| Anaal Nathrakh Hell Is Empty and All the Devils Are Her |
| Anaal Nathrakh Domine Non Es Dignus |
| Anaal Nathrakh In the Constellation of the Black Widow |
| Anata Under a Stone With No Inscription |
| Anathema Judgement |
| Angel Witch Angel Witch |
| Anthrax Persistence of Time |
| Apocalyptica Plays Metallica by Four Cellos |
| Archspire Relentless Mutation |
| Arckanum ÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞÞ |
| Arsis A Celebration of Guilt |
| At the Drive-In Relationship of Command |
| At the Gates Slaughter of the Soul |
| Baroness Gold and Grey |
| Batushka Litourgiya |
| Bütcher 666 Goats Carry My Chariot |
| These guys play fast as fuck and they're good at it, but it's the well-crafted songs and riffs that make this a fun listen. And maybe the hilarious and over the top lyrics. |
| Be'lakor Coherence |
| Belle and Sebastian If You're Feeling Sinister |
| Bjork Homogenic |
| Blood Incantation Hidden History of the Human Race |
| Bloodhound Gang One Fierce Beer Coaster |
| Bloodhound Gang Hefty Fine |
| Blue Oyster Cult Fire of Unknown Origin |
| Blue Oyster Cult Secret Treaties |
| Bolzer Aura |
| I'm not sure the hype over this was entirely justified in hindsight, but I guess we were all a bit Entranced by the Wolfshook... |
| Bon Iver For Emma, Forever Ago |
| Bongripper Empty |
| Borknagar True North |
| Bosse-de-Nage All Fours |
| Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me |
| Brodequin Festival of Death |
| Brodequin squeeze about as much atmosphere and flair as possible out of their punishing and monotonous style and transport you right into a medieval torture chamber. |
| Brodequin Harbinger of Woe |
| Brutus (NL) Murwgebeukt |
| Burst Lazarus Bird |
| Cannabis Corpse Tube of the Resinated |
| Cannabis Corpse Beneath Grow Lights Thou Shalt Rise |
| Cannabis Corpse Nug So Vile |
| Cannibal Corpse Gore Obsessed |
| Cannibal Corpse Kill |
| Cannibal Corpse Evisceration Plague |
| Cannibal Corpse Torture |
| Cannibal Corpse A Skeletal Domain |
| Castevet Mounds of Ash |
| Cauldron Black Ram Slaver |
| Cephalic Carnage Anomalies |
| Cephalic Carnage Lucid Interval |
| Chimaira Pass Out of Existence |
| Chronus Idols |
| Sounding a lot like a mixture of Ghost and later era Mastodon-isms, this band doesn't score on the originality front, but they've got some damn catchy tunes and tasty lead guitar work on here. |
| Cirith Ungol King of the Dead |
| Clutch Blast Tyrant |
| Commit Suicide Synthetics |
| Conan Evidence of Immortality |
| Convulsing Perdurance |
| Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young Deja Vu |
| Cult Of Fire Moksha |
| Dark Forest (UK) Dawn of Infinity |
| Darkane Layers of Lies |
| Darkane Rusted Angel |
| Darkane Demonic Art |
| Darkane The Sinister Supremacy |
| Darkane Inhuman Spirits |
| Dave Van Ronk Dave Van Ronk, Folksinger |
| David Byrne Grown Backwards |
| Death Human |
| Death Breath Stinking Up The Night |
| Death Breath Let It Stink |
| Deathspell Omega Veritas Diaboli Manet in Aeternum |
| Decapitated Winds of Creation |
| Decapitated Organic Hallucinosis |
| Decapitated Nihility |
| Deep Purple Deep Purple In Rock |
| Defeated Sanity Chapters of Repugnance |
| Defeated Sanity Passages Into Deformity |
| Devil Master Satan Spits On Children Of Light |
| Die Apokalyptischen Reiter Have A Nice Trip |
| Dinosaur Jr. I Bet on Sky |
| Disentomb Misery |
| Disentomb The Decaying Light |
| Disincarnate Dreams of the Carrion Kind |
| Dissection The Somberlain |
| Dodheimsgard Supervillain Outcast |
| Dodheimsgard 666 International |
| Dodsrit Nocturnal Will |
| Dold Vorde Ens Navn Mørkere |
| Donny Benet The Don |
| Donny Benet Mr. Experience |
| Dool Summerland |
| Dozer Beyond Colossal |
| Dozer Drifting in the Endless Void |
| Duster Stratosphere |
| earthtone9 Lo-Def(inition) Discord |
| earthtone9 Off Kilter Enhancement |
| Edge of Sanity Crimson |
| Eels Electro-Shock Blues |
| Electric Wizard Come My Fanatics... |
| Emperor Prometheus: The Discipline of Fire... |
| Emptiness Vide |
| Pretty fearless record, can't think of anything that sounds like this and it's got some sparse hooks, too. The evolution of this band is remarkable, even if results vary. |
| Enslaved Axioma Ethica Odini |
| Entombed Left Hand Path |
| Entropia (PL) Vacuum |
| Esoctrilihum Eternity Of Shaog |
| Esoteric The Maniacal Vale |
| Exodus Tempo of the Damned |
| Faith No More Angel Dust |
| Faith No More Sol Invictus |
| Fates Warning The Spectre Within |
| Fates Warning Awaken the Guardian |
| Fear Factory Demanufacture |
| Fiona Apple When the Pawn... |
| Fredrik Thordendal's Special Defects Sol Niger Within |
| Freeman (US) Freeman |
| Gaahls Wyrd GastiR - Ghosts Invited |
| Gordon Lightfoot Sit Down Young Stranger |
| Gorguts Obscura |
| Gorguts From Wisdom to Hate |
| Gorguts Colored Sands |
| Gorod Leading Vision |
| Grand Magus Grand Magus |
| Grand Magus Triumph and Power |
| Grandaddy The Sophtware Slump |
| Green Day Warning |
| Grey Heaven Fall Black Wisdom |
| Hail of Bullets On Divine Winds |
| Hail Spirit Noir Mayhem In Blue |
| Hail Spirit Noir Eden In Reverse |
| Hammers Of Misfortune 17th Street |
| Hammers Of Misfortune Dead Revolution |
| Herbert Groenemeyer 4630 Bochum |
| Horrendous Anareta |
| Immortal War Against All |
| Impaled Mondo Medicale |
| Imperial Triumphant Vile Luxury |
| Intestine Baalism An Anatomy of the Beast |
| Iron Maiden Killers |
| ISIS Celestial |
| John Cale Paris 1919 |
| John Frusciante The Empyrean |
| John Martyn Solid Air |
| John Martyn Bless the Weather |
| Johnny Cash American IV: The Man Comes Around |
| Johnny Cash American II: Unchained |
| Judas Priest Defenders of the Faith |
| Kamelot The Black Halo |
| Kanonenfieber Menschenmühle |
| This is so very generic, but somehow still gets some milage out of pure formula and familiarity. |
| Kante Die Tiere sind unruhig |
| Kante Zweilicht |
| Kataklysm Shadows and Dust |
| Khemmis Hunted |
| Khemmis Desolation |
| Killswitch Engage Alive or Just Breathing |
| King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard PetroDragonic Apocalypse; or, Dawn of Eternal Night: An Annihilation of... |
| King Woman Celestial Blues |
| Knorkator Ich Hasse Musik |
| Knorkator Hasenchartbreaker |
| Knorkator Tribute to uns selbst |
| Knorkator Widerstand ist zwecklos |
| Kraftwerk The Man-Machine |
| Krallice Krallice |
| Kvelertak Nattesferd |
| Laura Stevenson Wheel |
| Lento Anxiety Despair Languish |
| Leonard Cohen You Want It Darker |
| Leviathan The Tenth Sub Level of Suicide |
| Linkin Park Hybrid Theory |
| Liturgy As The Blood Of God Bursts The Veins Of Time |
| Lucifer (DE) Lucifer II |
| What Nicke Anderson touches pretty much becomes gold and so does this female-fronted Doom Rock project. |
| Lucifer (DE) Lucifer III |
| Lucifer (DE) Lucifer V |
| Lvcifyre The Calling Depths |
| Manilla Road Crystal Logic |
| Marcy Playground MP3 |
| Marilyn Manson Antichrist Superstar |
| Martyr Feeding the Abscess |
| Marvin Gaye What's Going On |
| Mastodon The Hunter |
| Mastodon Emperor of Sand |
| Mastodon Cold Dark Place |
| Mayhem De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas |
| Megadeth The Sick, the Dying... and the Dead! |
| Meshuggah The Violent Sleep Of Reason |
| Meshuggah Immutable |
| Metallica Load |
| Mgla Exercises in Futility |
| Misery Index Retaliate |
| Misery Index Traitors |
| Misery Index The Killing Gods |
| Mizmor Cairn |
| Mogwai Come On Die Young |
| Mogwai Young Team |
| Mogwai Rock Action |
| Mogwai Mr. Beast |
| Molested Divinity Unearthing The Void |
| This is quite the relentless gurglefest, but I keep coming back for more. |
| Monolord Vænir |
| Monolord No Comfort |
| Morbus Chron Sweven |
| Motorhead Iron Fist |
| Mudvayne L.D. 50 |
| Neurosis Through Silver in Blood |
| Nirvana Nevermind |
| Nuclear Power Trio A Clear and Present Rager |
| The package is dumb fun and the music is surprisingly good. |
| O'Brother Garden Window |
| Opeth Damnation |
| Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse |
| Opeth Heritage |
| Origin Informis Infinitas Inhumanitas |
| Origin Echoes of Decimation |
| Origin Origin |
| Pantera Vulgar Display of Power |
| Pearl Jam Vs. |
| Pearl Jam Vitalogy |
| Pearl Jam Yield |
| Peste Noire L'Ordure a l'etat Pur |
| Peste Noire La Chaise-Dyable |
| Pestilence Testimony of the Ancients |
| Peter Gabriel So |
| Phoebe Bridgers Stranger in the Alps |
| Flirts with the streamlined mainstream to an at times disgusting degree, but has a few addictive tunes on it. |
| Pink Floyd Animals |
| PJ Harvey To Bring You My Love |
| Portishead Dummy |
| Prong Beg to Differ |
| Propellerheads Decksandrumsandrockandroll |
| Psychotic Waltz Mosquito |
| Psychotic Waltz Bleeding |
| Psychotic Waltz The God-Shaped Void |
| Psycroptic Symbols of Failure |
| Queens of the Stone Age ...Like Clockwork |
| Queensryche Empire |
| Radiohead Kid A |
| Rage Against the Machine Evil Empire |
| Rage Against the Machine The Battle of Los Angeles |
| Raging Speedhorn Raging Speedhorn |
| Raging Speedhorn We Will Be Dead Tomorrow |
| Raging Speedhorn How The Great Have Fallen |
| Raging Speedhorn Lost Ritual |
| Rainbow Ritchie Blackmore's Rainbow |
| Rainbow Rising |
| Rammstein Mutter |
| Rammstein Herzeleid |
| Rammstein Reise, Reise |
| Rammstein Untitled |
| Realmbuilder Fortifications of the Pale Architect |
| Realmbuilder Summon the Stone Throwers |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers Blood Sugar Sex Magik |
| Rotten Sound Exit |
| Rush Moving Pictures |
| Russian Circles Gnosis |
| Rwake Voices of Omens |
| Sargeist Let The Devil In |
| Satan Life Sentence |
| Satan Cruel Magic |
| Satyricon The Age Of Nero |
| Seance Fornever Laid to Rest |
| Sepultura Arise |
| Sepultura Beneath the Remains |
| Sepultura Chaos A.D. |
| Serpent Column Ornuthi Thalassa |
| Silverchair Freak Show |
| Simon and Garfunkel Bridge Over Troubled Water |
| Skeletonwitch Beyond the Permafrost |
| Skunk Anansie Paranoid And Sunburnt |
| Skunk Anansie Stoosh |
| Sleep Terror El Insomne |
| Sleep Terror Abreaction |
| Sleep Terror Above Snakes |
| Slough Feg Hardworlder |
| Slough Feg Ape Uprising |
| Slugdge Born of Slime |
| Sodom Persecution Mania |
| Soen Tellurian |
| Spaceslug Reign Of The Orion |
| Spectral Lore Sentinel |
| Spectral Lore III |
| Spectral Lore Gnosis |
| Spell (CAN) For None and All |
| Squalus The Great Fish |
| Suffering Hour The Cyclic Reckoning |
| Suffocation Breeding the Spawn |
| Sufjan Stevens Illinois |
| Sun Kil Moon Among the Leaves |
| System of a Down Steal This Album! |
| Teho Teardo and Blixa Bargeld Still Smiling |
| The Avett Brothers Emotionalism |
| The Band Music from Big Pink |
| The Beatles The Beatles |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Deflorate |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Ritual |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Everblack |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Verminous |
| The Chasm The Spell of Retribution |
| The Cure Disintegration |
| The Darkness Permission to Land |
| The Decemberists Castaways and Cutouts |
| The Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity |
| The Dillinger Escape Plan Irony Is a Dead Scene |
| The Flaming Lips The Soft Bulletin |
| The Haunted Made Me Do It |
| The Knife Deep Cuts |
| The Libertines Up The Bracket |
| The National High Violet |
| The Offspring Smash |
| The Police Outlandos d'Amour |
| The Red Chord Fused Together in Revolving Doors |
| The Red Chord Clients |
| The Red Chord Prey for Eyes |
| The Ruins of Beverast The Thule Grimoires |
| The Shins Oh, Inverted World |
| The Shins Wincing the Night Away |
| The Tallest Man on Earth There's No Leaving Now |
| The Tallest Man on Earth I Love You. It's a Fever Dream. |
| The Tallest Man on Earth Henry St. |
| The Veils ...And Out of the Void Came Love |
| The War On Drugs Lost in the Dream |
| The Weakerthans Left and Leaving |
| Theory In Practice Colonizing The Sun |
| Therapy? Troublegum |
| Therapy? High Anxiety |
| Therapy? Shameless |
| Therapy? Suicide Pact - You First |
| Thorns Thorns |
| Thy Catafalque Naiv |
| Thy Catafalque Vadak |
| Tiamat Wildhoney |
| Tombs Under Sullen Skies |
| Tool Ænima |
| Tori Amos Little Earthquakes |
| Tortoise Millions Now Living Will Never Die |
| Totenmond Fleischwald |
| Totenmond Thronräuber |
| Totenmond Väterchen Frost |
| Totten Korps Supreme Commanders of Darkness |
| Townes Van Zandt Townes Van Zandt |
| Transcending Bizarre? The Misanthrope's Fable |
| Trial (SWE) Vessel |
| Tribulation The Formulas of Death |
| Tribulation The Children of the Night |
| Triptykon Melana Chasmata |
| Undeath Lesions of a Different Kind |
| Uriah Heep Demons and Wizards |
| Vader Litany |
| Valborg Romantik |
| Valborg Zentrum |
| Valborg Der Alte |
| Vektor Black Future |
| Vektor Outer Isolation |
| Victor Wooten A Show of Hands |
| Virus (NO) Carheart |
| Vltimas Something Wicked Marches In |
| Voices Breaking the Trauma Bond |
| Ween White Pepper |
| Ween La Cucaracha |
| Weezer The White Album |
| Weezer OK Human |
| Despite containing a few duds and some lingering problems in the lyrical department, there's also some of the best Weezer material in years on here. |
| Wiegedood There's Always Blood at the End of the Road |
| Wobbler From Silence to Somewhere |
| Wormed Planisphaerium |
| Wormed Exodromos |
| Wormed Krighsu |
| Wormed Metaportal |
| Wormrot Hiss |
| Zeal and Ardor Devil is Fine |
| 3.0 good |
| A Wilhelm Scream Career Suicide |
| Abigor Leytmotif Luzifer |
| Absu Tara |
| AC/DC Highway To Hell |
| Ad Nauseam Imperative Imperceptible Impulse |
| Aenigmatum Deconsecrate |
| Aeon Bleeding the False |
| Ahab The Call of the Wretched Sea |
| Akercocke Rape of the Bastard Nazerene |
| Akercocke The Goat of Mendes |
| Alchemist Austral Alien |
| Alice Cooper Billion Dollar Babies |
| alt-J An Awesome Wave |
| Altar of Plagues White Tomb |
| Amon Amarth Fate of Norns |
| Amon Amarth The Great Heathen Army |
| Anaal Nathrakh Vanitas |
| Anaal Nathrakh Endarkenment |
| Anhedonist Netherwards |
| Archspire The Lucid Collective |
| Archspire Bleed the Future |
| Arkhon Infaustus Passing the Nekromanteion |
| Artificial Brain Labyrinth Constellation |
| Artificial Brain Infrared Horizon |
| Avslut Deceptis |
| Avslut Vanskapt |
| The title track showcases how evil that Super Mario soundtrack really is. |
| Axis of Advance Obey |
| Baroness Red Album |
| Beastie Boys Hello Nasty |
| Behemoth The Satanist |
| Between the Buried and Me Between the Buried and Me |
| Between the Buried and Me The Silent Circus |
| Big Scenic Nowhere Visions Beyond Horizon |
| Big Thief U.F.O.F. |
| Blood Incantation Starspawn |
| Blotted Science The Machinations of Dementia |
| Blue Oyster Cult The Symbol Remains |
| Blur The Ballad of Darren |
| Bohren und der Club of Gore Piano Nights |
| Bohren und der Club of Gore Patchouli Blue |
| Bolt Thrower Those Once Loyal |
| Bongzilla Gateway |
| Hovering just above boring, it's a reasonably enjoyable listen for Stoner fans. |
| Brutus (NL) Slachtbeest |
| Burst Origo |
| Burst Prey on Life |
| Burzum Hvis Lyset Tar Oss |
| Burzum Filosofem |
| Burzum Fallen |
| Caina Setter of Unseen Snares |
| Caina Gentle Illness |
| Calm Hatchery Fading Reliefs |
| Cannabis Corpse Left Hand Pass |
| Cannibal Corpse The Bleeding |
| Cannibal Corpse Gallery of Suicide |
| Cannibal Corpse The Wretched Spawn |
| Cannibal Corpse Worm Infested |
| Cannibal Corpse Red Before Black |
| Chapel of Disease ...And as We Have Seen the Storm |
| This is mostly a pretty great record with some accomplished guitar work, but there's a tad too many Dad Rock moments. |
| Chimaira The Impossibility of Reason |
| Cigarettes After Sex Cigarettes After Sex |
| Clutch Sunrise On Slaughter Beach |
| Cocteau Twins Heaven or Las Vegas |
| Coroner Mental Vortex |
| Craft Fuck the Universe |
| Craft Void |
| Crippled Black Phoenix Banefyre |
| Cryptopsy Whisper Supremacy |
| Cult of Luna Somewhere Along the Highway |
| Cynic Traced in Air |
| Darkthrone A Blaze in the Northern Sky |
| Darkthrone Transilvanian Hunger |
| Darkthrone Arctic Thunder |
| Darkthrone Old Star |
| Darkthrone Eternal Hails |
| They're not doing themselves any favours with those guitar solos, but this is still pretty cool. |
| David Bowie The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars |
| Dead Can Dance Within the Realm of a Dying Sun |
| Dead Congregation Promulgation of the Fall |
| It's mostly more of the same, but quite the disappointment, simply for paling considerably when compared to its predecessor. |
| Deeds of Flesh Crown of Souls |
| Deeds of Flesh Of What's to Come |
| Deeds of Flesh Portals to Canaan |
| Deeds of Flesh Nucleus |
| Defeated Sanity Prelude to the Tragedy |
| Defeated Sanity Disposal Of The Dead // Dharmata |
| Deftones Adrenaline |
| Deftones Around the Fur |
| Deftones Diamond Eyes |
| Deftones Ohms |
| Deicide Insineratehymn |
| Deicide Deicide |
| Deicide Legion |
| Demolition Hammer Tortured Existence |
| Diocletian Gesundrian |
| Diskord Dystopics |
| Dissection Reinkaos |
| Dope Felons And Revolutionaries |
| Eagles Hotel California |
| Eels Daisies Of The Galaxy |
| Eels Earth to Dora |
| Encenathrakh Encenathrakh |
| Encenathrakh Promo 2019 |
| Execration (NOR) Return to the Void |
| One of the best production jobs you're likely to hear in all of extreme Metal and also featuring potentially the sickest cover art ever, it's a shame the spark is missing from the material, save for some moments, like the opening track. |
| Exodus Bonded by Blood |
| Exodus The Atrocity Exhibition: Exhibit A |
| Fleet Foxes Crack-Up |
| Fleetwood Mac Rumours |
| Garbage Version 2.0 |
| Garganjua Toward the Sun |
| Ghost (SWE) Opus Eponymous |
| Ghost (SWE) Infestissumam |
| Ghost (SWE) Meliora |
| Ghost (SWE) Prequelle |
| Gojira The Way of All Flesh |
| Gorgoroth Quantos Possunt ad Satanitatem Trahunt |
| Gorguts Pleiades' Dust |
| Grand Magus The Hunt |
| Grand Magus Sword Songs |
| Grand Magus Wolf God |
| Grave Miasma Abyss of Wrathful Deities |
| Green Day Nimrod |
| Green Day Insomniac |
| Green Lung This Heathen Land |
| Grizzly Bear Veckatimest |
| Hail of Bullets III: The Rommel Chronicles |
| Hate Eternal Upon Desolate Sands |
| Heart Dreamboat Annie |
| Helmet Size Matters |
| Horrendous Ecdysis |
| Horrendous Idol |
| Hour of Penance The Vile Conception |
| Howls of Ebb Cursus Impasse: The Pendlomic Vows |
| Igorrr Savage Sinusoid |
| Igorrr Spirituality and Distortion |
| Immortal Northern Chaos Gods |
| In Flames Subterranean |
| Incubus (USA-CA) Make Yourself |
| Incubus (USA-CA) S.C.I.E.N.C.E. |
| Infernal Coil Within a World Forgotten |
| Inquisition Ominous Doctrines of the Perpetual Mystical... |
| Invocator Weave The Apocalypse |
| Jack Slater Metzgore |
| Jesu Jesu |
| Judas Priest Stained Class |
| Keep of Kalessin Armada |
| King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Omnium Gatherum |
| Knorkator Es werde Nicht |
| Knorkator We Want Mohr |
| Korn Korn |
| Korn Issues |
| Kronos The Hellenic Terror |
| Liturgy The Ark Work |
| Liturgy H.A.Q.Q. |
| Manic Street Preachers This Is My Truth Tell Me Yours |
| Marcy Playground Leaving Wonderland... In a Fit of Rage |
| Marilyn Manson Mechanical Animals |
| Martyr Warp Zone |
| Mastodon Hushed and Grim |
| Mayhem Daemon |
| Megadeth Peace Sells... but Who's Buying? |
| Meshuggah Koloss |
| Metallica Kill 'Em All |
| Metallica Reload |
| Metallica Garage Inc. |
| Mogwai The Hawk Is Howling |
| Mogwai Hardcore Will Never Die, But You Will |
| Mr. Bungle California |
| Mushroomhead XX |
| Nailbomb Point Blank |
| Nails Abandon All Life |
| Nero di Marte Immoto |
| Neurosis The Eye of Every Storm |
| Neurosis Given to the Rising |
| Neurosis Honor Found in Decay |
| Nick Drake Pink Moon |
| Nile Black Seeds of Vengeance |
| Nile Amongst the Catacombs of Nephren-Ka |
| Nile Ithyphallic |
| Nile Those Whom the Gods Detest |
| Nile At The Gate of Sethu |
| Nile What Should Not Be Unearthed |
| Nile Vile Nilotic Rites |
| Nordjevel Necrogenesis |
| Opeth Orchid |
| Pallbearer Heartless |
| Pig Destroyer Terrifyer |
| Pixies Doolittle |
| Power Trip Nightmare Logic |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers One Hot Minute |
| Revocation Empire of the Obscene |
| Revocation Existence Is Futile |
| Revocation Chaos of Forms |
| Sacramentum Far Away from the Sun |
| Sadistik Exekution The Magus |
| Sarpanitum Blessed Be My Brothers |
| Satyricon Now, Diabolical |
| Satyricon Deep Calleth Upon Deep |
| Scorpions Taken by Force |
| Severed Savior Servile Insurrection |
| Sickening Horror When Landscapes Bled Backwards |
| Silver Jews American Water |
| Silverchair Frogstomp |
| Sleep Dopesmoker |
| Sleep Terror Probing Tranquillity |
| Slipknot Slipknot |
| Slipknot Mate. Feed. Kill. Repeat. |
| Slough Feg Twilight of the Idols |
| Slough Feg Digital Resistance |
| Slowdive Souvlaki |
| Sodom Better Off Dead |
| Solstice (USA-FL) Casting the Die |
| Sonne Adam Transformation |
| Soundgarden King Animal |
| Considering it's a comeback album this is quite solid, but it doesn't really recapture their old magic. |
| Spaceslug Lemanis |
| Spawn of Possession Incurso |
| There's riffs for about ten albums here and it's frankly all just a bit too much. |
| Spineshank The Height of Callousness |
| Surprisingly listenable for your standard angst-ridden Nu Metal affair. |
| Static-X Wisconsin Death Trip |
| SubRosa (US) More Constant Than The Gods |
| Suffocation Despise the Sun |
| Sulaco The Prize |
| Excellent and creative musicianship, unfortunately the songs never really go anywhere. |
| SUMAC Love In Shadow |
| SUMAC Two Beasts |
| Svart Crown Profane |
| Svart Crown Wolves Among The Ashes |
| System of a Down Mezmerize |
| System of a Down Hypnotize |
| Teho Teardo and Blixa Bargeld Nerissimo |
| Teitanblood Death |
| Thantifaxath Sacred White Noise |
| The Antichrist Imperium The Antichrist Imperium |
| The Antichrist Imperium Volume II Every Tongue Shall Praise Satan |
| The Beach Boys Pet Sounds |
| The Beatles Please Please Me |
| The Body No One Deserves Happiness |
| The Decemberists 5 Songs |
| The Decemberists The Tain |
| The Haunted One Kill Wonder |
| The Hellacopters Eyes Οf Oblivion |
| The Knife Silent Shout |
| The Mars Volta Frances the Mute |
| Occasional bouts of brilliance almost make one forgive the band their constant excesses. Almost. |
| The Ruins of Beverast Rain Upon the Impure |
| The Ruins of Beverast Blood Vaults - The Blazing Gospels of Heinrich... |
| The Veils Total Depravity |
| Them Crooked Vultures Them Crooked Vultures |
| Therapy? Disquiet |
| Therapy? Cleave |
| It's good to know that Therapy? still have a nice tune in them here and there. |
| Tocotronic Es ist egal, aber |
| Tombs Savage Gold |
| Torture Squad Hellbound |
| Totenmond Der letzte Mond vor dem Beil |
| Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler |
| Unfathomable Ruination Misshapen Congenital Entropy |
| Unmerciful Unmercifully Beaten |
| Vader Revelations |
| Valborg Endstrand |
| Vio-Lence Eternal Nightmare |
| Vircolac The Cursed Travails of the Demeter |
| Visigoth Conqueror's Oath |
| Voices Frightened |
| Wayfarer A Romance with Violence |
| Weezer Maladroit |
| Weezer Everything Will Be Alright in the End |
| Witchcraft Witchcraft |
| Yo La Tengo I Can Hear the Heart Beating as One |
| YOB Our Raw Heart |
| Zyklon Aeon |
| 2.5 average |
| Abyssal (UK) Antikatastaseis |
| Acid Mammoth Under Acid Hoof |
| Scratches a certain itch sonically, but doesn't set itself apart or offer much in the way of replay value. |
| Agalloch The Mantle |
| Amon Amarth Deceiver of the Gods |
| Anaal Nathrakh Passion |
| Andrew Bird The Mysterious Production Of Eggs |
| Andrew W.K. You're Not Alone |
| Arcade Fire Funeral |
| Arsebreed Munching the Rotten |
| Augury Concealed |
| Behemoth I Loved You at Your Darkest |
| Behold... The Arctopus Nano-Nucleonic Cyborg Summoning EP |
| Between the Buried and Me Alaska |
| Between the Buried and Me Colors |
| Big Thief Dragon New Warm Mountain I Believe in You |
| Bjork Vespertine |
| Bongzilla Weedsconsin |
| Boris Boris At Last -Feedbacker- |
| Brocas Helm Defender of the Crown |
| Brujeria Brujerizmo |
| Built to Spill Perfect from Now On |
| Burzum Thulêan Mysteries |
| Cannabis Corpse From Wisdom to Baked |
| Cannibal Corpse Vile |
| Carcass Heartwork |
| Cattle Decapitation Terrasite |
| Chthe'ilist Le Dernier Crépuscule |
| Coheed and Cambria In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3 |
| Conjurer (UK) Pathos |
| Converge Jane Doe |
| Cryptopsy And Then You'll Beg |
| Darkthrone Astral Fortress |
| Dawn of Azazel The Tides of Damocles |
| Death Individual Thought Patterns |
| Deathspell Omega The Synarchy of Molten Bones |
| Deathspell Omega The Furnaces of Palingenesia |
| Decrepit Birth ...And Time Begins |
| Decrepit Birth Diminishing Between Worlds |
| Demilich Nespithe |
| Die Aerzte Hell |
| Domination Through Impurity Essence of Brutality |
| earthtone9 IV |
| They still have that knack for compelling choruses, but the record's attempts at pandering to the mainstream are simply unforgivable. |
| Emperor In the Nightside Eclipse |
| In terms of compositional skill, this is an extremely overrated record. |
| Emptiness Not For Music |
| Execration (NOR) Morbid Dimensions |
| This should be a great record considering the production values and talent involved, but none of the overlong songs really work or go anywhere. |
| Fear Factory Obsolete |
| Fleet Foxes Shore |
| Gloryhammer Legends From Beyond the Galactic Terror. |
| Haken Virus |
| High on Fire Snakes for the Divine |
| High on Fire Electric Messiah |
| Hour of Penance Paradogma |
| Illogicist The Insight Eye |
| Immolation Here in After |
| Immolation Close to a World Below |
| Incantation Onward to Golgotha |
| Interpol Turn on the Bright Lights |
| Jimmy Eat World Clarity |
| Kalmah Swampsong |
| Knorkator Ich Bin Der Boss |
| Kriegsmaschine Enemy of Man |
| The drumming shines, but the songs are overlong and build to mostly not much at all. |
| Lamb of God Omens |
| Liturgy Origin of the Alimonies |
| Lorde Melodrama |
| Lykathea Aflame Elvenefris |
| Machine Head Burn My Eyes |
| Malignancy Inhuman Grotesqueries |
| Marilyn Manson Holy Wood |
| Mastodon Once More 'Round the Sun |
| Their worst album by a long shot. None of the songs are really good or bad resulting in a mostly forgettable listening experience. |
| Mastodon Medium Rarities |
| Megadeth Killing Is My Business... and Business Is Good! |
| Megadeth Endgame |
| Misery Index Complete Control |
| Misthyrming Algleymi |
| Mogwai Every Country's Sun |
| Morbid Angel Altars of Madness |
| Neuraxis Trilateral Progression |
| Neurosis Enemy of the Sun |
| Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds Council Skies |
| Origin Antithesis |
| Origin Chaosmos |
| Pantera Far Beyond Driven |
| Pearl Jam Ten |
| Pestilence Spheres |
| Portal ION |
| Portal Avow |
| Psycroptic The Isle of Disenchantment |
| Queens of the Stone Age Lullabies to Paralyze |
| Queens of the Stone Age Era Vulgaris |
| Has quite a few awesome passages, but it?s too quirky for its own good and terribly inconsistent. |
| Raging Speedhorn Hard To Kill |
| It took them this long to make a record this short, uninspired and unmemorable? Doesn't bode well. |
| Regina Spektor Home, Before and After |
| Schammasch Triangle |
| Sevendust Truth Killer |
| Skinless From Sacrifice To Survival |
| Slift Ilion |
| Sodom Genesis XIX |
| Spirit Adrift Enlightened In Eternity |
| Utilizes some of the most lazy and overplayed progressions in all of Metal and the singing is lacking compared to, say, Grand Magus or Khemmis, both of which I'd listen to over this any day of the week. |
| Sting ...Nothing Like the Sun |
| Succumb Succumb |
| Solid Death Metal ruined by some truly stupid vocals. |
| Suffocation Suffocation |
| SUMAC May You Be Held |
| Teitanblood The Baneful Choir |
| The Beatles Yellow Submarine |
| The Body I have fought against it, But I can’t any longer |
| The Decemberists Picaresqueties |
| The Decemberists The King Is Dead |
| The Handsome Family Milk and Scissors |
| The Handsome Family Odessa |
| The Hotelier Home, Like NoPlace Is There |
| The Sword Gods of the Earth |
| The Tallest Man on Earth Dark Bird Is Home |
| Tocotronic Tocotronic |
| Tocotronic Wir Kommen Um Uns Zu Beschweren |
| Tomte Buchstaben ueber der Stadt |
| Ulcerate Of Fracture and Failure |
| Vanum Ageless Fire |
| Vile New Age of Chaos |
| Vltimas Epic |
| Weezer The Teal Album |
| Those are some decent enough covers alright, but it remains unclear why anyone needed this record. |
| Wilco Yankee Hotel Foxtrot |
| Wolves in the Throne Room Primordial Arcana |
| Thought this might be a great one after the first track. Nope, it's boring. |
| Xibalba Tierra y Libertad |
| YOB Atma |
| 2.0 poor |
| Abbath Outstrider |
| Abominable Putridity Parasitic Metamorphosis Manifestation |
| The band effortlessly make 24 minutes feel like an hour. |
| Amenra De Doorn |
| In terms of Post Metal this is overly familiar and generic. Also: Bad Vocals. |
| American Football American Football |
| Antediluvian The Divine Punishment |
Can’t help but laugh at metalheads who somehow mistake this poorly thrown together nonsense for the intricate
and thoughtful “masterwork” it’s being advertised as. AWESOME song titles though. |
| Blood and Sun Love & Ashes |
| Bloodhound Gang Hard-Off |
| Boards of Canada Geogaddi |
| Bolzer Soma |
| Already a massive step down from Aura, this stuff is just flat out boring. |
| Bolzer Hero |
| A mixed bag containing individual tracks and moments that could be described as good and interesting, but it's all dragged down by meandering non-riffs and boredom. The lyrics teeter the same edge of kind of good and annoyingly stupid: Pillars of oak fuck the hymen of Ego, OK buddy. |
| Bongzilla Dab City |
| Cattle Decapitation Death Atlas |
| No good riffs, annoying vocals, largely unsuccessful songs. |
| Chapel of Disease Echoes of Light |
| Cryptopsy Once Was Not |
| Cytotoxin Nuklearth |
| Damien Rice O |
| Deafheaven Sunbather |
| If this record has taught us anything it’s that Indie Rock and Black Metal don’t go together. Beyond overrated. |
| Deafheaven Infinite Granite |
| Deathspell Omega The Long Defeat |
| Defleshed Grind Over Matter |
| Disgorge Consume the Forsaken |
| Occasionally impressive riff salad devoid of redeeming qualities such as atmosphere, structure or songwriting. |
| Drawn and Quartered Congregation Pestilence |
| Eisbrecher Liebe macht Monster |
| Enslaved Heimdal |
| ERRA ERRA |
| Excrementory Grindfuckers Musik zum Kopfschütteln |
| Fawn Limbs Darwin Falls |
| Fear Factory Digimortal |
| Flagitious Idiosyncrasy in the Dilapidation Wallow |
| Frozen Soul Crypt Of Ice |
| Hard to make an album that's not boring when you're constantly recycling your own riffs, which other bands have used to better effect before. Sure, no one is completely original these days, but this is so uninspired, derivative and entirely uniform that I can't enjoy even the occasionally effective usage of beatdown riffs. |
| Hammers Of Misfortune Overtaker |
| Helmet Left |
| Husker Du Zen Arcade |
| Inquisition Black Mass for a Mass Grave |
| Similar bands: Gary Glitter, Lostprophets |
| Internal Suffering Cyclonic Void of Power |
| Kadavar (DE) Rough Times |
| Has two bangers on it and the rest is so fucking dull you can't help but wonder where those two other tracks even came from. |
| Kataklysm Serenity in Fire |
| Khruangbin Mordechai |
| So We Won't Forget is great, the rest is mostly inexcusably bland and boring garbage. |
| Killer Be Killed Reluctant Hero |
| King Crimson Discipline |
| Knorkator High Mud Leader |
| Lamb of God Sacrament |
| Lamb of God Lamb of God |
| Lana Del Rey Ultraviolence |
| Lantlos .neon |
| Low I Could Live in Hope |
| Really dull and samey album that closes with an ill-fitting cover of "You are my Sunshine". |
| Machine Head The More Things Change... |
| Megadeth Cryptic Writings |
| Megadeth Dystopia |
| Metallica Death Magnetic |
| Mgla Age of Excuse |
| In terms of material, it's pretty much a rehash of previous efforts, except this time it's not catchy and goes nowhere. |
| Minenwerfer Feuerwalze |
| Solos are total amateur hour and the "riffs" are a joke, too. |
| Municipal Waste Electrified Brain |
| Neurosis Fires Within Fires |
| Odious Mortem Cryptic Implosion |
| Space Anus is the most memorable thing about this incoherent mess. |
| Ophiolatry Transmutation |
| Pallbearer Fear and Fury |
| Peste Noire Peste Noire - Split - Peste Noire |
| Pestilence Resurrection Macabre |
| Pestilence Exitivm |
| More technical and chaotic than the other post-reunion offerings, but a good song or riff is still nowhere to be found. |
| Portal Vexovoid |
| A bunch of directionless warbling. This void vexes me. |
| Public Enemy It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back |
| Queens of the Stone Age Villains |
| Ritual Howls Into The Water |
| Rivers of Nihil Where Owls Know My Name |
| Satyricon Satyricon |
| Sightless Pit Grave of a Dog |
| Some pretty vocal stylings from Ms. Hayter here and there, but other than that this record is a whole lot of almost nothing. |
| Sigur Ros Takk... |
| Slint Spiderland |
| They tease a great passage occasionally, but then just go straight back to building to climaxes that never arrive. Considering its acclaim, this is mind-numbingly boring. |
| Slipknot Iowa |
| Swans Soundtracks for the Blind |
| Talking Heads Remain in Light |
| The Hellacopters Rock And Roll Is Dead |
| Well, there’s one great song on this record, so it ain’t all bad. |
| The Locust Plague Soundscapes |
| The Velvet Underground The Velvet Underground & Nico |
Why this is highly regarded is completely beyond me, it sounds like a pack of junkies that ran out
of heroin. |
| Therapy? A Brief Crack of Light |
| Titus Andronicus The Monitor |
| Tocotronic Pure Vernunft darf niemals siegen |
| Tombs The Grand Annihilation |
| Totenmond Unter Knochen |
| Weezer Pinkerton |
| Wintersun Time I |
| An overlong cheesy mess that absolutely wasn't worth the wait. |
| 1.5 very poor |
| !T.O.O.H.! Democratic Solution |
| Is this the sound of psychosis? Because it's not good. |
| Akercocke Renaissance in Extremis |
| The band sound like they've found god and that's a terrible thing. Jason, what possessed you to write this life-affirming nonsense? |
| Behold... The Arctopus Hapeleptic Overtrove |
| Props for being very different, I guess, but this shit is pretty much unlistenable. |
| Broken Social Scene You Forgot It in People |
| Celtic Frost To Mega Therion |
| The riffs and progressions on this thing border on the amateurish and make it obvious there were pretty poor musicians at work here. The lead guitar and "atmospheric" flourishes (synths, female vocals) drift into comedic territory. This has aged poorly and is difficult to take seriously from today's perspective, although with the novelty factor stripped away it might just be fair to assess that this was never any good in the first place. |
| Coal Chamber Coal Chamber |
| Corey Taylor CMFT |
| I suppose some of the tracks are well pooped, but generally this will just make you murderous with rage. |
| Dark Angel Darkness Descends |
This album is considered a classic why? All they're doing is trying to play really fast and
they're not even good at that. Needless to say all the songs are unmemorable wank. |
| Daughters You Won't Get What You Want |
| Deftones Deftones |
| This album has Chino wailing about a lot after ten bong hits, but it doesn't have any good songs. |
| Demolition Hammer Time Bomb |
| Gorillaz Demon Days |
| Green Day Father of All Motherfuckers |
| Incubus (USA-CA) 8 |
| James Blake Overgrown |
| John Frusciante Niandra LaDes and Usually Just a T-Shirt |
| Machine Head The Burning Red |
| Machine Head Supercharger |
| Metallica Hardwired...To Self-Destruct |
| Overlong Dad Metal that's being recycled for the umpteenth time. Bland, irrelevant, unnecessary. |
| Paysage d'Hiver Geister |
| This is for you if you enjoy listening to the same boring, basic and badly produced progressions/riffs for a whopping 70 minutes. |
| Putridity Degenerating Anthropophagical Euphoria |
| Satyricon Dark Medieval Times |
| Amateurish, overrated, scarcely listenable. Classic my ass. |
| Serj Tankian Perplex Cities |
| Slough Feg New Organon |
| The material is either rehashed, boring or both and the production values have deteriorated into amateurish territory. This band has gone downhill fast. |
| Soulfly Totem |
| Sufjan Stevens The Age of Adz |
| Considering the albums that preceded and followed it, it's hard to believe how terrible this is. |
| Sufjan Stevens The Ascension |
| Stevens moves further away from Indie and has become soulless and criminally boring as a result. |
| Weezer The Black Album |
| Weezer Van Weezer |
| Hopelessly overproduced and all kinds of lame and cringe. |
| 1.0 awful |
| Bolt Thrower Realm of Chaos |
| Has no right to be held in high regard. Completely primitive riffage, sloppily executed. |
| Cryptopsy The Unspoken King |
| If the attempt of trying to pander to a mainstream audience wasn't unforgiveable enough, then it's the horrendously awful music contained in this recording. |
| Deafheaven Ordinary Corrupt Human Love |
| Prepubescent throwaway Indie Rock riffs stretched to 15 minute songs. |
| Destroyer 666 Never Surrender |
| fernando, we need a featured review for this on the front page!! |
| Devourment Butcher The Weak |
| Golden Ashes (NL) In The Lugubrious Silence Of Eternal Night |
| Offensive to the ears, all that’s discernible are awful sounding synths. What the hell is this crap? |
| Lana Del Rey Chemtrails Over The Country Club |
| The whole record plods along in the same aimless and sedated manner with occasional forays into aggressively awful territory (White Dress). |
| Machine Head Catharsis |
| Machine Head Civil Unrest |
| Machine Head Arrows in Words from the Sky |
| Giving this a 1 for most confusingly awful title. Of course I'm not gonna listen to this garbage. |
| Machine Head Of Kingdom And Crown |
| Manic Street Preachers Futurology |
| Reminiscent of German Schlager Pop, this is extremely unappealing stylistically and just flat out unpleasant to listen to. |
| Mark Morton Ether |
| This is unbelievably terrible, literally couldn’t stop laughing. |
| Metallica St. Anger |
| The album is so bad it makes Load and Reload look like god's gift to mankind. |
| Morbid Angel Illud Divinum Insanus |
| A crime against music by one of Metal's most overrated bands. |
| Pig Destroyer Head Cage |
| Portal Hagbulbia |
| The sonic equivalent of sitting next to a haunted washing machine. |
| Satanic Warmaster Aamongandr |
| Six Feet Under Nightmares of the Decomposed |
Sounds like a practical joke the rest of the band are playing on Chris Barnes, who is simply too
far gone to realize. |
| Thy Art Is Murder Human Target |
| This band is complete garbage, but that cover is unreal sick! |
| Tones and I Welcome to the Madhouse |
| Listened out of morbid curiosity and yeah, it's terrible, but hardly the worst thing ever. |
| Weezer Pacific Daydream |
| A nightmarish abomination of sugary, EDM-laced Pop Music tripe. |
| Xasthur Victims of the Times |
| 70 minutes of samey and detuned sounding depressive Neo Folk topped with courageously terrible singing and lyrics. A special kind of awful. |
| Xasthur Inevitably Dark |
| This guy is back giving us once more one of the hardest 1s that ever 1'd. |
