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Average Rating: 3.40
Rating Variance: 1.94
Objectivity Score: 72%
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5.0 classic
Arnold Schwarzenegger Total Body Workout
An album that transcends the confines of space and time, something so beautiful and immaculate that it washes our unworthy ears with gorgeous tranquility and safe feeling that we've yearned for ever since our parents told us to grow the fuck up and get jobs. This is the way music was meant to be played, the way it was meant to be heard. Everyone needs to hear this album because of the fantastic impact it will leave on generations to come. Move over Beethoven, move over Rush, move over Opeth, and move over Radiohead; this is the new musical standard. This is life in its truest, most unadulterated form.
Jeremy Soule The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Soundtrack
Morrowind is like that kid who got pegged in the face in dodgeball in third grade, Skyrim being the deliverer of said peg.
Red (USA) Of Beauty and Rage
When the strings so good you wanna take another strum but you're already trippin'

4.5 superb
Issues Diamond Dreams
If you seriously think this has no passion you either enjoy laundry machine quality black metal or
you're just a rigid fuck who hates anything released by a semi-popular band.
Upon a Burning Body The World Is My Enemy Now
Upon a Burning Career - A Small Portion of Our Fanbase That Hated Our Lack Of Moral Fiber Behind This Album's Advertising Campaign is My Enemy Now

3.0 good
Nickelback All the Right Reasons
I'm gonna follow you home to fight for all the wrong reasons to take a photograph of us acting like animals so when you're savin' me from being so far away from the next contestant shooting the side of a bullet you'll realized that everyone cared about someone you're with, that emo rockstar.
Nickelback No Fixed Address
"I find it hilarious how this band is so under the illusion that people give a fuck about them
anymore that they took the time to record this album."

If you didn't care you wouldn't have given this a sound-off you hypocritical trend hopping bunny
sniffer.

2.5 average
Nickelback Here and Now
Here and Now you realize that Chad Kroeger is tapping that hot bitch from the Hello Kitty Japanese dubstep video.
Various Artists (Punk) Punk Goes Pop Vol. 6
In the criminal justice system, Ice-T's appearance on Turn Down for What was especially heinous. In Youtube City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these terrible collaborations are members of an elite squad known as the Special Sputnik Unit, these are their stories.

1.5 very poor
Taylor Swift 1989
Once you read this there is no going back... a girl appeared on Sputnik in 2004 and was found dead
in her room in 2012, if you don't put this on 10 other Sputnik threads the ghost of SowingSeasons
and Taylor Swift's missing booty will come haunt you at night, beware!

1.0 awful
Icona Pop This Is...Icona Pop
This is... the sound of my objectivity, flying high into the sky.
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