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5.0 classic
Arcade Fire Funeral
I woke up in the darkest night, neighbours all shouting that they found the light. (WE FOUND THE LIGHT)
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven
And when you penetrate to the most high God,ryou will believe you are mad. You will believe you've gone insane.
Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
When you were young, you were the king of carrot flowers...
Radiohead Kid A
Radiohead OK Computer
Claustrophobic, paranoid, unsettling music that is disturbing yet familiar. The perfect soundtrack for the disconnected coldness of life in the 21st century.
The Dismemberment Plan Emergency & I
If I play this album enough then maybe the broken pieces of my heart will stay together, but ain't no turntable can spin forever.

4.5 superb
Animal Collective Merriweather Post Pavilion
Animal Collective's most accessible, most lush, most varied, and most fun album to date. A perfect culmination of all the brilliant sounds AC has been responsible for bestowing upon us in the past.
Arcade Fire The Suburbs
Burial Untrue
Dan Mangan Nice, Nice, Very Nice
Dead Kennedys Plastic Surgery Disasters
Deafheaven Sunbather
Impeccably produced, accessible yet genuine black metal. Overlaps the genres of black metal, shoegaze, post-rock, and screamo seamlessly to make an uplifting, triumphal, larger-than-life album to knock your socks off, especially if you're new to extreme metal.
Death (USA-MI) ...For the Whole World to See
Maybe I'm the only one around here who thinks this album sounds fucking revolutionary.
Death Cab for Cutie Transatlanticism
Death Cab really outdo themselves on Transatlanticism, making what is by far their most emotional, most fluid, most cohesive, and most rocking album. Ben Gibbard really got his shit together for this.
Death Grips The Money Store
Endless abrasive, aggressive, experimental, and unforgivingly noisy fun. The hip hop equivalent of listening to a Battles LP.
Fleet Foxes Helplessness Blues
Franz Ferdinand Franz Ferdinand
God Is an Astronaut All Is Violent, All Is Bright
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F♯ A♯ ∞
Godspeed You! Black Emperor 'Allelujah! Don't Bend! Ascend!
Kendrick Lamar good kid, m.A.A.d city
This'll probably be the album that'll be remembered by my future self as the album that got me into hip-hop; the LP that really made me realize how relevant, deep, and sobering music of this genre really can be.
Modest Mouse The Moon & Antarctica
Solemn, desolate, and lonely, but so earnest and beautiful too. Modest Mouse's finest record and an indie rock landmark of the 2000s.
Modest Mouse The Lonesome Crowded West
Mogwai Young Team
My Bloody Valentine Loveless
Oasis (What's the Story) Morning Glory?
of Montreal The Gay Parade
Pixies Doolittle
Queens of the Stone Age Songs for the Deaf
Radiohead The Bends
An almost perfect rock record. Cryptic lyricism and great production with tons of variance throughout Radiohead's most grungy, badass album.
Radiohead In Rainbows
Say Anything ...Is a Real Boy
Sigur Ros ( )
Sigur Ros Valtari
Swans Soundtracks for the Blind
Swans Children of God
Music from the most horrifying recesses of the abyss. Absolutely bone-chilling.
The Antlers Hospice
The Beatles Revolver
The Decemberists The Crane Wife
Colin Meloy has an exceptional talent for storytelling, and what I believe to be the finest Decemberists record to date allows him to really shine in that aspect, writing a fluid and creatively structured album made of short, catchy pop tracks to make us sing and dance, and longer, quasi-prog-rock ballads that really are surprisingly deep, moving, heartfelt, and extraordinarily well-written.
The Flaming Lips Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots
Filled with awe and wonderment at our beautiful world, but also with melancholy and sorrow. So sad it makes you laugh, and so happy it makes you cry.
The Flaming Lips The Soft Bulletin
The Format Dog Problems
The Microphones Mount Eerie
The Microphones The Glow Pt. 2
Full of an almost incomparably honest, heartfelt, and sincere love of nature and the world.
The Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
The Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream
The Stone Roses The Stone Roses
The Strokes Is This It
The White Stripes Elephant
The White Stripes De Stijl
The World Is a Beautiful Place... Whenever, If Ever
The Zolas Tic Toc Tic
If "prog-pop" is a genre, these guys definitely put a catchy, campy, unique spin on it.
Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our
Violent Femmes Violent Femmes
Weezer Pinkerton
Wilco Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
Wilco Summerteeth
Wilco The Whole Love
More pleasantness in a single album than most artists can fit into an entire discography. Almost rivals Yankee Hotel Foxtrot for me.

4.0 excellent
65daysofstatic One Time for All Time
65daysofstatic We Were Exploding Anyway
Aidan Knight Versicolour
AJJ Can't Maintain
AJJ Knife Man
Algernon Cadwallader Some Kind Of Cadwallader
alt-J An Awesome Wave
American Football American Football
Animal Collective Feels
Slower, more still, lyrical and ambient compared to AC's other stuff. Has what are easily some of the band's most heart-stoppingly beautiful material on it.
Animal Collective Spirit They're Gone, Spirit They've Vanished
Animal Collective Strawberry Jam
Anti-Flag The Terror State
Arcade Fire Neon Bible
Arcade Fire Reflektor
Shockingly dense and by no means an easy listen, Reflektor can be forbidding with its existentialist themes, daunting length, and epic scope, even by Arcade Fire's standards. Will probably take many listens to fully understand, but this is the band's most intricate and meticulously planned album yet.
Arstidir Arstidir
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command
Battles Gloss Drop
Beach House Teen Dream
Beach House Bloom
Beirut Gulag Orkestar
Beirut's Gulag Orkestar has so much nostalgic beauty and earnestness and love in it it brought me to tears rupon first listen.
Beirut The Flying Club Cup
Between the Buried and Me The Parallax II: Future Sequence
Blur Parklife
Blur Blur
Blur 13
Bon Iver Bon Iver, Bon Iver
Brand New Deja Entendu
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
Bright Eyes Lifted or The Story is in the Soil, Keep Your Ear to the Ground
Bright Eyes I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning
Bright Eyes Cassadaga
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Trout Mask Replica
Caspian Waking Season
Caspian Hymn For The Greatest Generation
Can't say I was exactly in love with either the demo or the remixes on this album, but the original material on here was so fantastic this just might end up being my favourite EP of the year.
CHVRCHES Recover
CHVRCHES The Bones of What You Believe
"Purity Ring lite". Melody-loving, hooky synthpop that knows almost no equal when it comes to writing electronic pop songs that penetrate even the most cynical, elitist hearts.
Coldplay Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends
Not exactly as much of an album of fiery anthems for the revolution as the cover art and title would have you think, but a surprisingly great album of catchy, well-written, radio-ready pop-rock singles.
Colin Stetson New History Warfare Vol 2: Judges
Colin Stetson New History Warfare Vol. 3: To See More Light
Daft Punk Random Access Memories
Dan Mangan Oh Fortune
Death Grips Exmilitary
Death Grips Government Plates
Deer Leap/The World Is A Beautiful Place... Are Here To Help You
Diamond Dancer Will You?
Dinosaur Jr. You're Living All Over Me
Dinosaur Jr. Farm
Dinosaur Jr. I Bet on Sky
DJ Shadow Endtroducing.....
Earth The Bees Made Honey in the Lion's Skull
Empire! Empire! (I Was a Lonely Estate) What It Takes to Move Forward
Explosions in the Sky The Earth Is Not a Cold Dead Place
Failure Fantastic Planet
Fleet Foxes Sun Giant
Fleet Foxes Fleet Foxes
Flying Lotus Cosmogramma
Franz Ferdinand You Could Have It So Much Better
Frightened Rabbit The Midnight Organ Fight
Now THIS is what folk-rock/folk-pop should sound like.
fun. Aim and Ignite
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Slow Riot For New Zero Kanada
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Yanqui U.X.O.
Grateful Dead American Beauty
Grizzly Bear Veckatimest
HAIM Days Are Gone
A very impressive debut album from a group that may be one of the most promising indie pop acts I've heard this year.
Have a Nice Life Deathconsciousness
Into It. Over It. Proper
Into It. Over It. Intersections
Iron Chic The Constant One
Jimmy Eat World Bleed American
Jimmy Eat World Clarity
Jonsi Go
Kanye West The College Dropout
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Kayo Dot Hubardo
Kendrick Lamar Section.80
Krallice Years Past Matter
La Dispute Wildlife
LCD Soundsystem This Is Happening
Lorde Pure Heroine
Margot and the Nuclear So and So's The Dust of Retreat
Marianas Trench Masterpiece Theatre
mewithoutYou Brother, Sister
MGMT Congratulations
I can understand how this album would disappoint some of the fans MGMT made with the pop single-heavy Oracular Spectacular, but really I wasn't expecting the band to prove themselves to be so well-read, self-aware, creative, and original. Props to these guys.
Mineral The Power of Failing
Modest Mouse We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
Modest Mouse's most accessible release so far, and much more cohesive and focused that its predecessor. While they have their strong points and their weak points, Modest Mouse are as edgy, raw, and idiosyncratically weird as ever, despite what hipsters will say.
Mogwai Happy Songs for Happy People
Mogwai Mr. Beast
Probably a good introduction album for Mogwai (and post-rock in general) newcomers. Neither as introspective or as cosmic as their earlier work, but that's not the point of this record. The point is to rock, and they really succeed on that front.
Mount Eerie Dawn
Mr. Bungle California
Muse Absolution
Muse Origin of Symmetry
My Bloody Valentine m b v
My Chemical Romance Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge
My Chemical Romance The Black Parade
Neutral Milk Hotel On Avery Island
Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral
No Age Nouns
Oasis Definitely Maybe
Of Monsters and Men My Head is an Animal
of Montreal Satanic Panic in the Attic
of Montreal Hissing Fauna, Are You the Destroyer?
of Montreal Lousy With Sylvianbriar
Passion Pit Gossamer
Super sugary pop music paired with lyrics about depression, loneliness, exclusion, economic disparity, and disillusionment with the very ideas of love and happiness. Though some tracks might initially be annoying at first, it really becomes a great album when you listen past the sounds on top and really get to the meaning behind the songs.
Pixies Surfer Rosa
Propagandhi Potemkin City Limits
Propagandhi Today's Empires, Tomorrow's Ashes
Queens of the Stone Age ...Like Clockwork
Radiohead Hail to the Thief
Rise Against The Sufferer and the Witness
Rise Against Appeal to Reason
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels
Russian Circles Memorial
Self Defense Family Try Me
Sigur Ros Agætis byrjun
Sigur Ros Takk...
Spiritualized Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space
Stars Set Yourself On Fire
Steven Wilson The Raven That Refused to Sing (And Other Stories)
Streetlight Manifesto Somewhere in the Between
Sunn O))) Monoliths and Dimensions
Ominous and dolorous, but strangely beautiful and uplifting as it progresses. Good entry point into the genre for those new to drone music and doom metal.
Swans The Seer
Talk Talk Laughing Stock
Talk Talk Spirit of Eden
The Academy Is... Almost Here
The Antlers In the Attic of the Universe
The Decemberists Picaresque
The Decemberists Her Majesty the Decemberists
The Decemberists The Hazards of Love
The Dillinger Escape Plan Ire Works
The Dillinger Escape Plan One of Us Is the Killer
The Dismemberment Plan The Dismemberment Plan Is Terrified
The Flaming Lips Embryonic
The Flaming Lips Peace Sword
The Front Bottoms Talon of the Hawk
The Killers Hot Fuss
The Libertines Up The Bracket
The Libertines The Libertines
The Libertines Don't Look Back Into the Sun
The Microphones It Was Hot, We Stayed In The Water
The New Pornographers Twin Cinema
The New Pornographers Mass Romantic
The Postal Service Give Up
The Shins Wincing the Night Away
It knows it can't change the world, but its greatness is in the fact that it doesn't try.
The Strokes Comedown Machine
The Tallest Man on Earth The Wild Hunt
The Weakerthans Left and Leaving
Sweet, straight-from-the-heart indie rock. I'd definitely recommend this album to any fans of Bright Eyes's I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning or Death Cab for Cutie's Transatlanticism.
The White Stripes White Blood Cells
The World Is a Beautiful Place... Formlessness
Thursday Full Collapse
Touche Amore Is Survived By
Few modern screamo bands are really able to tug at your heartstrings like these guys are able to while still holding your attention and being able to have comprehensible lyrics.
Tycho Dive
Vali Skogslandskap
Vampire Weekend Contra
Weezer Weezer
Wilco A Ghost Is Born
Wintersleep Welcome To The Night Sky
Wolf Parade Apologies to the Queen Mary
Yeah Yeah Yeahs It's Blitz!

3.5 great
Aidan Knight Small Reveal
AJJ People Who Can Eat People are the Luckiest People
Anamanaguchi Dawn Metropolis
Anamanaguchi Endless Fantasy
Incomparably greater in size and scope than its predecessor Dawn Metropolis, and even though it can get exhausting listening to an album over an hour and fifteen minutes long of the same style of super sugary electropop over twenty-two tracks, this is as good as serious chiptune music gets.
Animal Collective Sung Tongs
Arcade Fire The Arcade Fire
Arstidir Svefns og vöku skil
Bad Religion Stranger Than Fiction
Band of Horses Cease to Begin
Baths Cerulean
Baths Obsidian
Beirut The Rip Tide
Bibio Silver Wilkinson
Black Flag Damaged
Boards of Canada Tomorrow's Harvest
Bright Eyes Digital Ash in a Digital Urn
Absolutely nothing wrong with this album; I actually really enjoyed it. However, Bright Eyes's music is really better suited for a more sentimental, acoustic sound rather than the stuff on this darker, melodrama-soaked, mostly electronic album. Often reminded me of a less refined Postal Service (in a good way).
Broken Social Scene You Forgot It in People
Chance the Rapper Acid Rap
City and Colour Little Hell
Crash of Rhinos Knots
Dan Mangan Postcards and Daydreaming
Darkside Psychic
Death Cab for Cutie Plans
Death Cab for Cutie Codes and Keys
Deer Leap Here. Home.
Deerhunter Monomania
Earth Angels of Darkness, Demons of Light I
Explosions in the Sky Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Die...
Explosions in the Sky All of a Sudden, I Miss Everyone
Explosions in the Sky Take Care, Take Care, Take Care
Fall Out Boy Infinity on High
Fleet Foxes Fleet Foxes EP
Frank Ocean channel ORANGE
Frightened Rabbit Pedestrian Verse
Future of the Left How To Stop Your Brain In An Accident
The musical equivalent of being repeatedly punched in the face by a Welshman angry about the recent decline of popular post-hardcore.
Giraffes? Giraffes! Superbass!!!
Green Day Dookie
If Green Day ever really were punk, this is when they were.
Grizzly Bear Yellow House
Grizzly Bear Shields
Holy Ghost! Dynamics
Iceage New Brigade
Iceage You're Nothing
Imagine Dragons Night Visions
Interpol Turn on the Bright Lights
Joie de Vivre We're All Better Than This
Justin Timberlake The 20/20 Experience
Kanye West Graduation
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Nandacollection
Kyte Dead Waves
LCD Soundsystem Sound of Silver
Liturgy Aesthethica
M83 Dead Cities, Red Seas and Lost Ghosts
M83 Hurry Up, We're Dreaming
Melt-Banana Fetch
Modest Mouse Good News for People Who Love Bad News
Though it has some of what is undeniably some of Modest Mouse's best material on it, sometimes the album's seemingly deliberate messiness and sudden, total shifts in genre and tone detract from the experience.
Modest Mouse No One's First, and You're Next
Mogwai Come On Die Young
Mogwai Rock Action
Mono Hymn to the Immortal Wind
Mount Eerie Clear Moon
Muse Showbiz
Muse Black Holes & Revelations
Muse The Resistance
Oasis The Masterplan
On An On Give In
Oneohtrix Point Never Replica
Oneohtrix Point Never R Plus Seven
OneRepublic Native
Pacific Air Stop Talking
Phoenix (FRA) Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix
Prawn You Can Just Leave It All
Propagandhi Failed States
Pulp Different Class
Purity Ring Shrines
Queens of the Stone Age Rated R
Radiohead Amnesiac
Russian Circles Empros
Ryan Adams Ashes And Fire
Say Anything In Defense of the Genre
Shabazz Palaces Black Up
Sigur Ros Med Sud i Eyrum vid Spilum Endalaust
Streetlight Manifesto The Hands That Thieve
Tame Impala Lonerism
The Black Keys Rubber Factory
The Decemberists Castaways and Cutouts
The Dismemberment Plan Change
The Flaming Lips Transmissions From the Satellite Heart
The Format Interventions and Lullabies
The Knife Deep Cuts
It's just a pretty solid synthpop album. Kinda weird too. In a good way, anyway.
The Knife Shaking the Habitual
This is a primal, visceral, and raw album, totally stripped of any inhibitions or obligation to musical convention. It's so weird and so crazy in such a good way, even if some parts like the fleetingly short primeval songs or the forbiddingly long ambient tracks could use a little more work to keep them interesting.
The Mars Volta Noctourniquet
The New Pornographers Electric Version
The New Pornographers Challengers
The New Pornographers Together
The Shins Port of Morrow
The Smashing Pumpkins Oceania
The Strokes Room on Fire
The Wooden Sky Every Child a Daughter, Every Moon a Sun
The World Is a Beautiful Place... Josh Is Dead
The xx xx
Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra Born Into Trouble As the Sparks Fly Upward
Thom Yorke The Eraser
I've never really been crazy about the stuff Thom's been doing recently on The King of Limbs and Amok so I went into this pretty sceptical, but I was actually pretty impressed, and it's safe to say I enjoy this more than either Radiohead or Atoms for Peace's most recent albums.
Touche Amore Parting The Sea Between Brightness And Me
Vampire Weekend Modern Vampires of the City
Volcano Choir Repave
Warpaint Exquisite Corpse
Washed Out Paracosm
Wilco Sky Blue Sky
Wildlife On the Heart
Wolf Parade Expo 86

3.0 good
And So I Watch You From Afar All Hail Bright Futures
Animal Collective Ark
Animal Collective Campfire Songs
Animal Collective Centipede Hz
Sometimes it sounds like a fantastic blend of the colourful fun from Strawberry Jam and the shapeless noise from Here Come the Indian, but often it sounds too much of a muddy clusterfuck of an album to be compared to anything between Sung Tongs and Merriweather Post Pavilion.
Atoms for Peace Amok
Balance and Composure Separation
Balance and Composure The Things We Think We're Missing
Band of Horses Everything All the Time
Battles Mirrored
Big Black Delta Big Black Delta
Blur The Great Escape
Boards of Canada Music Has the Right to Children
Boards of Canada The Campfire Headphase
Bon Iver For Emma, Forever Ago
Burial Rival Dealer
Camera Obscura Desire Lines
Classixx Hanging Gardens
Coldplay X&Y
Dead Kennedys In God We Trust, Inc.
Deafheaven Roads to Judah
What keeps Roads to Judah from being really great is definitely no shortcoming in the capacities for talent any of Deafheaven's band members might have, but really in the somewhat messy production and a sound that is big but could be so much bigger.
Death Cab for Cutie The Photo Album
Death Cab for Cutie Narrow Stairs
Destroyer Kaputt
It was alright, I guess. My score is subject to change in the future, though, as it's definitely possible that I'll discover why everyone loves the hell out of it.
Disclosure Settle
Earl Sweatshirt Doris
Earth Angels of Darkness, Demons of Light II
Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros Here
Father John Misty Fear Fun
Feist Metals
Strangely primal and ethereally beautiful, but often the album really does seem to drag and leaves the listener wanting a lot more to grab their attention.
Foo Fighters Foo Fighters
Franz Ferdinand Right Thoughts, Right Words, Right Action
Ghost Atlas Gold Soul Coma
Even though it kinda follows the style of bands that represent everything I hate about the direction post-hardcore has taken in the past several years, this is actually slightly impressive.
God Is an Astronaut Origins
Green Day 21st Century Breakdown
It's actually pretty fun, just as long as you don't take it seriously. At all. Also, although I really dislike musical purist movements, especially in punk rock, calling this anything other than pop-punk (with a big emphasis on the "pop" part) would be a stretch.
James Blake Overgrown
Jimmy Eat World Damage
Jordan Klassen Repentance
Definitely not without its fair share of weak tracks, but overall an enjoyable and decently solid folk pop album. I am impressed with this dude and intend to see him live.
Kanye West Yeezus
Sounds like a much less gritty and much less edgy Death Grips album. Even though only a couple of tracks on the album really entertained me at all, I see how it could serve as a good, accessible entry point to the more sludgy, industrial side of hip hop.
Katy Perry Prism
As repetitive and formulaic and lacking in any surprises whatsoever as it may be, there's actually not a lot on here that would be offensive to those who listen to music on a "deeper" level. Sometimes (actually, almost throughout the entirety of the album) the lyrics are vapid, but Ms. Perry is still a good vocalist on this album of infectious, foot-stomping, radio-friendly pop anthems.
Lit A Place In The Sun
MGMT Oracular Spectacular
MGMT MGMT
Dense, claustrophobic, psychedelic, and weird, and all in a good way, but sometimes I think MGMT are trying a little too hard to hammer the final nail in Electric Feel's, Time to Pretend's, and Kids' family-sized coffin. Nevertheless, anyone who still wasn't convinced by Congratulations that these guys deserve to be taken a little more seriously has probably changed their minds after listening through this record.
Modest Mouse This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About
Mount Eerie Pre-Human Ideas
Nathan Fake Drowning in a Sea of Love
Noah and the Whale Heart Of Nowhere
Panic! at the Disco Too Weird to Live, Too Rare to Die!
Passion Pit Manners
Pity Sex Dark World
Radical Face Ghost
Radiohead Pablo Honey
Radiohead The King of Limbs
Swans My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
The Album Leaf In A Safe Place
The Decemberists The King Is Dead
Easy and somewhat likeable but mostly forgettable. Listening to this thing gives me the impression that it's probably intended to be a "cool down record" for The Decemberists after the two sprawling and ambitious albums that preceded it. Too bad it couldn't be more entertaining while serving that purpose.
The Flaming Lips The Terror
The Gaslight Anthem Handwritten
The Killers Day & Age
The Knife Silent Shout
The Lumineers The Lumineers
The Shins Chutes Too Narrow
The Strokes Angles
Nice to see The Strokes' new sound is starting to materialize, but at this point it does seem a little forced and difficult to swallow.
The xx Coexist
Vampire Weekend Vampire Weekend
Warpaint The Fool
Washed Out Life of Leisure
Young the Giant Young the Giant

2.5 average
Arctic Monkeys AM
Bad Religion Christmas Songs
Bright Eyes A Christmas Album
Childish Gambino Because the Internet
Dashboard Confessional A Mark, A Mission, A Brand, A Scar
Death Cab for Cutie We Have the Facts and We're Voting Yes
Death Cab for Cutie Something About Airplanes
Foster the People Torches
I was under the impression that the purpose of pop music was to create infectious, catchy music that is instantly memorable, but I guess I could be wrong...
Joy Division Unknown Pleasures
I'm not as enthralled with this as everyone else is for the same reason that I've never been too into Interpol or Bloc Party or The National: this persuasion of post-punk just really isn't for me.
Kanye West 808s and Heartbreak
Logos Cold Mission
M83 Saturdays=Youth
Saturdays = Youth occupies a pretty average and underwhelming spot in the middle of the road between the more lo-fi, shoegazy drama of Dead Cities, Red Seas & Lost Ghosts, and the epic, arena-ready synthpop jubilation of Hurry Up, We're Dreaming.
Maritime Human Hearts
Metronomy The English Riviera
Nothing really badly made on here, just thoroughly unentertaining and forgettable.
Minus the Bear Planet of Ice
Smart and intricate, but sometimes the most notable merits this album has also make it (and really everything else Minus the Bear have made) seem cold, calculated, and soulless.
Mumford and Sons Sigh No More
No Age An Object
Noah and the Whale The First Days of Spring
OneRepublic Waking Up
Phoenix (FRA) Bankrupt!
Sigur Ros Kveikur
Sky Ferreira Night Time, My Time
Even though it's a fairly enjoyable experience, Sky Ferreira's debut album really doesn't have anything on it that would set it apart from a run-of-the-mill album from a mainstream pop artist in terms of depth, colour, or originality. I honestly believe that people wouldn't be raving about her if she were more popular and well-known to the general public than she is.
The Antlers Burst Apart
The Dismemberment Plan Uncanney Valley
Occasionally catchy, sometimes even danceable, but The Dismemberment Plan's idiosyncratic, relatable neuroticism and inimitable ironic and introspective genius that made Emergency & I so special to me will be sorely missed.
The National High Violet
The Shins Oh, Inverted World

2.0 poor
Childish Gambino Camp
fun. Some Nights
There is no way Nate Ruess doesn't know this album is bad. The dude's made really, really great pop music before, whether it be fun.'s first album or the stuff he did with The Format. That was good pop music. This is an album of party-rock anthems for pre-pubescent tweens.
Kodaline In a Perfect World
Lady Gaga Artpop
Mumford and Sons Babel
Muse The 2nd Law
There's not really too much musically offensive material on most of the tracks on The 2nd Law for those familiar with Muse's sound, unless you count being remarkably formulaic and predictable as musically offensive. I actually like Panic Station and Explorers, despite them being practically made of cheese, and I kinda dig the dubstep influence on Follow Me. What makes this album amazing is how spectacularly it derails itself and completely falls apart so unforgettably in it's last several tracks.
Said the Whale Islands Disappear
The National Trouble Will Find Me
The Strokes First Impressions of Earth
Starts off decent, but quickly deteriorates after the fourth track and becomes what's easily The Strokes' most bloated, boring, confused record.
The Zolas Ancient Mars
To me, a spectacular from grace for the Zolas. Was not expecting something so mediocre and commercial.

1.5 very poor
Broken Bells Broken Bells
Broken Bells's appeal is one of the great mysteries of music in my opinion. Go back to The Shins, James. You're drunk.
Capital Cities In A Tidal Wave of Mystery
"Support for Capital Cities comes from lazy hooks." You got that fucking right.
Echosmith Talking Dreams
One Direction Midnight Memories
The Neighbourhood I Love You.
Depressingly meritless. Cringeworthy lyricism and annoying vocals. Not a single song on here that's worth returning to again.

1.0 awful
Dashboard Confessional The Swiss Army Romance
Maybe the single most unenjoyable album I own. Unbearable from start to finish. Not a single redeeming quality or aspect in the songwriting, lyricism, vocals, instrumentation, structure, etc.
Sleeping With Sirens Feel
Oh my fucking god. I'm usually open to more cheesy or melodramatic genres of music but I honestly didn't know things this bad existed.
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