Nash J.

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5.0 classic
Agalloch The Mantle
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
Converge Petitioning the Empty Sky
Converge Jane Doe
Death The Sound of Perseverance
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F#A# (Infinity)
One of the easiest 5/5 scores I've ever given. F#A#(Infinity) is beautiful yet repulsive. Familiar yet strange. Hopeful yet disparaging. Simple yet intricate. Inviting yet foreboding. Peaceful yet violent. This album is nothing short of an adventure.
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Slow Riot For New Zero Kanada
Gustav Holst The Planets, Op. 32
Iron Maiden Powerslave
One of the few albums I have ever listened listened to that is perfect on every aspect. "Rime of the Ancient Mariner" and "Aces High" are two of Iron Maiden's very best songs, while every other song on the album is solid.
Mastodon Crack the Skye
maudlin of the Well Bath
Megadeth Rust in Peace
Mercyful Fate Melissa
While not as good as their sophomore album, Mellissa still has a ton to offer listeners. "Evil" is
probably Mercyful Fate's best song ever written.
Mercyful Fate Don't Break the Oath
Metallica Master of Puppets
Mr. Bungle California
Muse Origin of Symmetry
An album that only gets better overtime, Origin of Symmetry is the undeniable greatest Muse album in existence. "Megalomia," "New Born," and "Plug In Baby" are all classics that define Muse.
Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
Radiohead Kid A
Slayer Reign in Blood
The Doors The Doors
Trophy Scars Holy Vacants
Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler
A masterpiece of the black metal genre. Bergtatt combines beautiful melodies with dark textures, creating a very unique sound.
xSPONGEXCOREx How Tough Are Yah?
Like eating a bowl of nails for breakfast.....without any milk!

4.5 superb
Agalloch Pale Folklore
Agalloch Ashes Against the Grain
Darker and heavier than it's predecessor, The Mantle, this album nonetheless manages to build an intriguing, often emotional atmosphere with each and every song.
Agalloch Marrow of the Spirit
American Football American Football
Amon Amarth With Oden on Our Side
Amon Amarth Twilight of the Thunder God
Not a single bad track on here. The title track is one of the greatest melodic death metal songs of all time, while Embrace the Endless Oceans and Where Is Your God are also incredibly good.
Aphex Twin Selected Ambient Works 85-92
Black Sabbath Black Sabbath
Black Sabbath Heaven and Hell
An all-around classic. Dio's voice suits Sabbath in a way Ozzy's voice just never could. Although it is, no doubt, flawed, Heaven and Hell remains one of the defining NWOBHM albums to this day.
Brand New Deja Entendu
Brand New Daisy
Burial Kindred
Burzum Hvis Lyset Tar Oss
Det Som En Gang Var is unquestionably the greatest black metal song in history.
Burzum Det Som Engang Var
Butthole Surfers Butthole Surfers
Butthole Surfers Locust Abortion Technician
The most disturbing album I've ever listened to all the way through. "Sweat Loaf" and "Kuntz" are absolutely hilarious, while "Graveyard" is extremely disturbing. Worth checking out for anyone who wants to subject their ears to weird shit for 50 minutes.
Candlemass Epicus Doomicus Metallicus
Carcass Heartwork
Among the first melodic death metal releases ever, "Heartwork" is nothing but killer track after killer track. The guitar solos and aggressive drumming are nothing short of perfection.
Cat Stevens Tea for the Tillerman
Children of Bodom Follow The Reaper
A defining album of the Melodic Death Metal genre.
Children of Bodom Hatebreeder
Converge When Forever Comes Crashing
Converge Axe to Fall
Converge All We Love We Leave Behind
Cynic Focus
Dave Porter Breaking Bad
Death Individual Thought Patterns
Death Human
From the beautiful "Cosmic Sea" to the brutal "Lack of Comprehension," Human combines impressive
instrumentation with a surprising amount of intelligence.
Death Grips The Money Store
Dissection Storm of the Light's Bane
Dissection The Somberlain
Faith No More Angel Dust
Funkadelic Maggot Brain
Godspeed You! Black Emperor 'Allelujah! Don't Bend! Ascend!
Grimes Visions
Heathen Victims of Deception
Integrity Those Who Fear Tomorrow
Iron Maiden Seventh Son of a Seventh Son
The story is cohesive and all of the songs are superb. What more can you ask for from a concept album?
Jeff Buckley Grace
Johnny Cash The Legend of Johnny Cash
Judas Priest Painkiller
King Diamond ''Them''
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin
Ludwig van Beethoven Symphony No. 9 in D minor, Op. 125
"A Clockwork Orange," has given this symphony has a whole new meaning to me.
Ludwig van Beethoven Symphony No. 5 in C minor, Op. 67
maudlin of the Well Leaving Your Body Map
Megadeth Peace Sells... but Who's Buying?
Mercyful Fate In the Shadows
Mercyful Fate Mercyful Fate
Metal Church Metal Church
Right from the opening distorted vocals on "Beyond the Black," one can tell that this album is going to be brilliant. And it is; while it is not a perfect album, it is still a classic and a mandatory listen for ANY metalhead.
Metallica Kill 'Em All
So many excellent songs on here without a single bad one. "Seek and Destroy," "The Four Horsemen," "Hit the Lights," and "Motorbreath" are undeniable classics of the thrash metal genre.
Metallica Ride the Lightning
Mos Def Black on Both Sides
Mr. Bungle Disco Volante
Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle
Muse Absolution
Musk Ox Woodfall
Necrophobic The Nocturnal Silence
Neutral Milk Hotel On Avery Island
Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral
Nine Inch Nails The Fragile
Opeth Still Life
Pantera Cowboys from Hell
Better than Vulgar Display of Power in my opinion.
Pantera The Great Southern Trendkill
Floods, Suicide Note 1 and 2, and the title track are Pantera classics. All-in-all, it's a great listen for any Pantera fan, but don't expect another "Cowboys From Hell."
Porcupine Tree In Absentia
Radiohead OK Computer
Radiohead In Rainbows
Rage Against the Machine Rage Against the Machine
Rage Against the Machine is one of the few great political bands out there. Despite the fact that all of the songs on this album has mild to over-the-top political and social commentary on it, Rage manages to deliver top-notch music and the greatest rap metal album known to man.
Saor Aura
Savatage Gutter Ballet
Sepultura Arise
Arise is a great contribution to both the Death and Thrash genre.
Skinny Puppy Too Dark Park
Slayer South of Heaven
Stormtroopers of Death Speak English or Die
System of a Down System of a Down
System of a Down Toxicity
This album contains the songs which would turn SOAD into what they are today. "Chop Suey!" "Toxicity" "Prison Song," and "Aerials" among others would definite SOAD for years to come.
The Delicious Bread Collection Make Love Wheat Bread
"Still Swagging on y'all's and y'all's are still gay."
The Dillinger Escape Plan Irony Is a Dead Scene
The Enid Aerie Faerie Nonsense
The Phonies Dreams of the Divine Machine
The Rocky Horror Picture Show The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our
He Has Left Us Alone is sheer sadness mixed with schizophrenic intensity. The songs build but always retain their hint of melancholy and never lose their identity. Every emotion this album incites is done effortlessly, seamlessly, and beautifully. The album's 45-minute length flies by at unfathomable speeds, leaving the listener satisfied yet still craving more. It may not be quite as effective as Godspeed You! Black Emperor releases, but both strive to do different things and therefore the comparison is unfair. Despite all I have said, He Has Left Us Alone has a certain unique charm to it that I can't quite put my finger on.
Todd Terje It's Album Time
Trophy Scars Darkness, Oh Hell
Trophy Scars Never Born, Never Dead
Ulver Perdition City
Ulver Messe I.X-VI.X
Vali Skogslandskap
Each song effortlessly paints a breathtakingly gorgeous picture without the use of vocals. If there is ever a time when you want to relax after a hard day's work, stare off into the distance and ponder, or reflect on your life and the past choices you made, let Skogslandskap play in the background, and enjoy all the tranquil beauty that Vali has to offer.
Vektor Black Future
Vektor Outer Isolation
Atmospheric, brutal, and intense, Outer Isolation is one of the very best New Wave of Thrash Metal releases.

4.0 excellent
Aaron West and The Roaring Twenties We Don't Have Each Other
AC/DC Highway to Hell
American Football American Football EP
Amon Amarth Versus the World
Amon Amarth Once Sent from the Golden Hall
Amon Amarth Surtur Rising
Amon Amarth Deceiver of the Gods
Animals As Leaders Weightless
Animals As Leaders The Joy of Motion
Aphex Twin ...I Care Because You Do
Aphex Twin Selected Ambient Works, Vol. II
Aphex Twin Drukqs
A few of the songs are kind of irritating, and the short interludes don't really add anything, but besides that Drukqs is easily one of Aphex Twin's most interesting and engaging albums.
Aphex Twin Syro
At the Gates Slaughter of the Soul
Beck Mellow Gold
Behemoth The Satanist
Black Breath Sentenced To Life
Black Sabbath Paranoid
Paranoid is an overrated album in that it's not the best Black Sabbath album. However, it has some great songs on it. "Paranoid," "Iron Man," "War Pigs" and "Planet Caravan" all stand out as true classics of the heavy metal genre.
Bomb the Music Industry! Vacation
Burial Untrue
Burzum Filosofem
One of the darkest and most unique black metal albums ever made in my opinion.
Burzum Burzum
Butthole Surfers Hairway to Steven
Butthole Surfers Rembrandt Pussyhorse
Caladan Brood Echoes Of Battle
Carcass Surgical Steel
Children of Bodom Hate Crew Deathroll
Children of Bodom Something Wild
Children of Bodom Halo of Blood
A return to form for Children of Bodom, and a great one at that. No bad songs on this album; just kick ass riffage.
Converge You Fail Me
Converge No Heroes
Cynic Traced in Air
Daft Punk Random Access Memories
Danny Elfman Beetlejuice
Deafheaven Sunbather
Death Spiritual Healing
Death Leprosy
"Pull the Plug" is the unofficial national anthem of Death Metal.
Death Symbolic
Death Grips No Love Deep Web
Death Has No Dominion Death Has No Dominion
Demon Hunter Extremist
Devin Townsend Ziltoid the Omniscient
Dropkick Murphys The Warrior's Code
Drudkh Autumn Aurora
Ensiferum Victory Songs
Every Time I Die New Junk Aesthetic
Every Time I Die From Parts Unknown
Faith No More The Real Thing
Faith No More Original Album Series [Box set]
Flying Lotus Cosmogramma
Flying Lotus You're Dead!
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven
Hans Zimmer Interstellar
Havok Time Is Up
Helloween Keeper of the Seven Keys Part I
Hiss Tracts Shortwave Nights
In Flames The Jester Race
In Flames Colony
Insomnium Shadows of the Dying Sun
Integrity Humanity is the Devil
Iron Maiden The Number of the Beast
A slightly overrated classic. Don't get me wrong, this is a great album. However, Iron Maiden has shown that they can be far better than this on future records, like Powerslave or Seventh Son of a Seventh Son. "Run to the Hills" and "Hallowed Be Thy Name" are classic Maiden tunes, while "Number of the Beast" may be the greatest Maiden song ever written.
Iron Maiden Iron Maiden
Paul Di'anno is an inferior vocalist to Bruce Dickinson, but his voice still suits this album just fine. There are some solid songs on here, despite lacking the crystal-clear production that future Iron Maiden albums would have. "Phantom of the Opera" is one of the best Iron Maiden songs of all time.
Jimmy Eat World Clarity
Joe Hisaishi Spirited Away
Judas Priest Screaming for Vengeance
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Korn Korn
Kreator Hordes of Chaos
Kreator Phantom Antichrist
Some great melodic tracks on here as well as the more typical Kreator-sounding tracks. "From Flood Into Fire" sounds more power metal-esque than thrash, and the results are simply fantastic. "Death to the World" and the title track are great thrash sounds too.
Led Zeppelin Mothership
Marilyn Manson Antichrist Superstar
Mastodon Leviathan
Mayhem De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas
Mayhem Esoteric Warfare
Meat Loaf Bat Out of Hell
Megadeth Greatest Hits: Back to the Start
Megadeth That One Night: Live in Buenos Aires
Melvins Houdini
Mercyful Fate Time
Mercyful Fate The Beginning
Metallica ...And Justice for All
Metallica Metallica
Metallica Cliff 'Em All
Metallica Through the Never
They may have lost their ability to make decent studio albums, but in concert, Metallica still never dissapoint. On another note, the 3D movie "Metallica: Through the Never," of which this album is a soundtrack of, was actually a very solid movie and definitely worth a watch.
Millicent Waffles Under Dark Blue Blanket
will be a 5 if it is even half as sweet as the cover
Moonsorrow V: Havitetty
Muse Black Holes and Revelations
Musk Ox Musk Ox
N.W.A. Straight Outta Compton
Nekrogoblikon Stench
Nightmare Puppy Furtherance
Oado Life Era
Oasis (What's the Story) Morning Glory?
Opeth Blackwater Park
Panopticon Roads to the North
Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon
Possessed Seven Churches
Radiohead Amnesiac
Rage Against the Machine The Battle of Los Angeles
Not every song is memorable, but Guerrilla Radio, Calm Like a Bomb, Testify, and Sleep Now In the Fire are some of the all-time greatest Rage songs known to man. The fact that they weren't over-the-top with their political messages on most songs on The Battle of Los Angeles is actually a plus for this album. It shows that Rage doesn't need to have political and social commentary in all of their songs to release solid albums.
Rainbow Rising
Revocation Revocation
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels 2
Savatage The Hall of the Mountain King
Sepultura Chaos A.D.
Single Soul beauty and despair found in otherwise empty places
Skinny Puppy Last Rights
Slayer Seasons in the Abyss
The guitar solos on this album range from good to unbelievable, especially the track "Dead Skin Mask." Apart from that, Slayer steps up their lyrics and their songwriting while never losing their sense Thrash.
Slint Spiderland
Slipknot Slipknot
Slipknot Vol. 3: (The Subliminal Verses)
An uneven album for sure, but it still has enough great songs on it to make the album worthwhile.
Sodom Code Red
Storm Daughter Archaic
Strangers on a Train 12 Song Demo
Swans To Be Kind
System of a Down Steal This Album!
System of a Down Mezmerize
It may not be as quirky or insane as their older releases, but there are some really fantastic songs on here. "BYOB," "Revenga," and "Sad Statue" are all classics, while "Lost In Hollywood" stands on its own as the best System of a Down ballad.
The Delicious Bread Collection Tales from the Yeast Side
The Delicious Bread Collection Failure
The Dillinger Escape Plan Option Paralysis
The Enid In the Region of the Summer Stars
The Hotelier Home, Like NoPlace Is There
The Night Watch The Night Watch
The Phonies Your Body Lost Along the Shore
The Residents Meet the Residents
The Residents Eskimo
The Twilight Sad Fourteen Autumns and Fifteen Winters
The Twilight Sad Nobody Wants To Be Here And Nobody Wants To Leave
Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra Fuck Off Get Free We Pour Light on Everything
Todd Terje Its The Arps
Tomahawk Tomahawk
Total Control Typical System
Trvth Approaching
Type O Negative Bloody Kisses
Type O Negative The Best of Type O Negative
Ulver Nattens Madrigal
Ulver Blood Inside
Volcanic Queen Faith In Desire
A horrific story told by disturbing, often schizophrenic soundscapes, painting a bleak picture of gorgeous desolation...or something like that.
Warbringer Worlds Torn Asunder
While it won't please anyone who isn't a fan of 21st Century thash, "Worlds Torn Asunder" is still a solid, powerful album made by people who are truly passionate about playing thrash metal.
Wolves in the Throne Room Celestite
xSPONGEXCOREx Don't Mess With TexXxas
"Hey Patrick, what am I?"
"Umm, stupid?"
"Whats the difference?"
Yak Something Blue: A Recollection

3.5 great
AC/DC Back in Black
Agalloch and Nest Split
Amon Amarth Fate of Norns
Amon Amarth The Avenger
Anvil Forged in Fire
At the Gates Terminal Spirit Disease
Between the Buried and Me Colors
Big Nig Eternal Delay
Bruce Lasagna Bruce Lasagna
Burial Truant/Rough Sleeper
Burzum Burzum/Aske
Burzum Fallen
It pales in comparison to Burzum's early works, but Fallen still has an certain, undeniable charm about it.
Children of Bodom Holiday At Lake Bodom (15 Years Of Wasted Youth)
It's missing many essential songs, such as "Bodom After Midnight," "Children of Bodom,"and
"Hatebreeder," but it is still a very good compilation album that represents each Bodom
album correctly.
Complete Freedom Fuck Metronomes
Complete Freedom Space
Crooked Sun Sick Songs
Deafheaven Roads to Judah
Death Scream Bloody Gore
Death Vivus!
Deerhunter Halcyon Digest
Deicide Deicide
Empyrium Songs of Moors and Misty Fields
Faith No More King for a Day... Fool for a Lifetime
Fallujah The Flesh Prevails
Five Finger Death Punch War Is the Answer
Frightmare Bringing Back The Bloodshed
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Yanqui U.X.O.
The most simplistic Godspeed You! Black Emperor release, and also the most vapid. While the album is interesting in and of itself, especially with its omission of samples and explosive buildups (pun intended), it pales in comparison to the band's other albums.
Hans Rotmo Varres Jul
Havok Unnatural Selection
Heathen The Evolution of Chaos
Helixed Helixed
Hutcher Hauntpop
Lady Gaga's got nothing on this
Hutcher systems place: time island
Weird as fuck......and I wouldn't have it any other way.
In Flames Clayman
Iron Maiden Somewhere in Time
Iron Maiden Piece of Mind
Iron Maiden Somewhere Back in Time
King Green Ooba Yung Mot
Laked God and Yak Butt Pirate Bible Force
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin II
Locktender Rodin
Mastodon Once More 'Round the Sun
Megadeth Countdown to Extinction
"Symphony of Destruction," "Sweating Bullets," and "Foreclosure of a Dream" are Megadeth classics. The rest of the album, however, falls into radio-friendly rock territory and is, for the most part, not on par with what Megadeth has done before.
Megadeth The System Has Failed
Megadeth So Far, So Good... So What!
There are some great songs on here. Unfortunately, there are a lot of average songs, too. "Into the Lungs of Hell," "Set the World Afire" and the fan-favorite "In My Darkest Hour" are all fantastic songs worthy of the highest praise.
Megadeth Endgame
Arguably the best Megadeth album since Rust in Peace. From the opening of "Dialectic Chaos" to the last notes of "The Right to Go Insane," this album simply works. Despite a notable loss of Marty Friedman and Nick Menza, the guitar solos are just as genius as ever and the drumming is powerful and aggressive. I'd recommend this to any Megadeth fan.
Megadeth Rust in Peace Live
Megadeth Th1rt3en
Mercyful Fate 9
Mercyful Fate The Bell Witch
Metal Church The Dark
Metal Church The Human Factor
Metallica Beyond Magnetic
Mos Def The Ecstatic
Muse The Resistance
Nest (FIN) Trail of the Unwary
Nine Inch Nails Pretty Hate Machine
Nothing More Nothing More
Opeth Deliverance
Pantera Vulgar Display of Power
Despite having containing some under-average songs on it, Vulgar Display of Power also holds some of the best Pantera songs of all time, like "Walk," "Hollow," and "F*****g Hostile."
R. Kelly Trapped in the Closet (Chapters 1-12)
Radiohead Hail to the Thief
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels
Sigur Ros ( )
Single Soul Songs About Girls
Slayer Show No Mercy
An underrated thrash album for sure. Despite horrid production and some pretty weak lyrics, the genius of
Slayer still shines through on songs like "Black Magic" and "Die By the Sword."
Slayer Hell Awaits
Slayer Haunting the Chapel
Not one of Slayer's more inspired efforts, but still a solid album with some very memorable songs.
Snoop Dogg Doggystyle
Sodom Agent Orange
Soundtrack (Television) Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Spectral Lore III
Spider Island Morals of a Dead Wave
Stone Sour House of Gold and Bones - Part 1
An extremely strong album from start to finish. "Gone Sovereign" kicks off the album with tremendous momentum and Stone Sour never let up.
Swans The Seer
System of a Down Sugar
Sugar may not be SOAD's most thought-provoking or fine-tuned song, but it remains a classic of the alternative metal genre due to its immense about of energy. As for the rest of the EP...it's not half bad. Worth a listen for any SOAD fan.
The Enid Six Pieces
The New Mendicants Into the Lime
The Phantom Band Strange Friend
The Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
Transatlantic Kaleidoscope
Trvth Purging
Trvth Episode 1: Exude
Amazing album art, great work Jac! Gonna jam this soon, have nothing but the highest hopes as always.
Type O Negative Origin of the Feces
Ulver Teachings In Silence
Ulver Silencing the Singing
Vali Forlatt
Venom Welcome to Hell
Warren of Ohms The Wolf and The Fox

3.0 good
AC/DC High Voltage (International)
Amon Amarth The Crusher
Although it is pretty much what one can expect from an Amon Amarth album, The Crusher seems to their
thrashiest effort to date.
Aphex Twin Richard D. James Album
Aphex Twin Computer Controlled Acoustic Instruments Pt. 2
Attika 7 Blood Of My Enemies
Beck Morning Phase
Why is Sea Change bursting out of Beck's head on the cover?
Big Nig 2014
Brand New Your Favorite Weapon
Burzum Belus
Burzum The Ways of Yore
Children of Bodom Are You Dead Yet?
Converge Live at the BBC
Count to Altek Remembrance and Anithus
Crooked Sun Demo
Daft Punk Discovery
Daft Punk Tron: Legacy
Darkspace Dark Space I
Dead Can Dance Into the Labyrinth
Death Grips Exmilitary
Death Grips Government Plates
Dream Theater Octavarium
Dry Satire Demo
Dry Satire Three String EP
Eddie Murphy Love's Alright
Honestly this deserves a 5 soley because of the music video for "Whatzupwitu." In fact, it deserves a 6.
Empyrium A Wintersunset
Estradasphere Quadropus
Faith No More Album of the Year
Faith No More This Is It: The Best of Faith No More
Globus Epicon
Globus Break From This World
Grimes Halfaxa
Hikari Todo the joys in not knowing
Integrity To Die For
Iron Maiden From Fear To Eternity
King Diamond Abigail
Lady Gaga The Fame
Lamb of God Ashes of the Wake
Macintosh Plus FLORAL SHOPPE
Mastodon The Hunter
Megadeth Youthanasia
Megadeth Anthology: Set the World Afire
Megadeth Countdown to Extinction Live
Mercyful Fate The Best of Mercyful Fate
Mercyful Fate Return of the Vampire
Metallica No Life 'Til Leather
It's raw. It's nasty. And it's the thrashiest thing Metallica have ever produced in their career.
Metallica Death Magnetic
Molecular Corporation Ambient Sputnik and The Dancing Government
Muse Showbiz
An uneven album without a doubt. There are too many soft ballads, and the occassionally trite lyrics detract significantly from the album. Despite this, "Showbiz" contains several fantastic Muse songs, such as "Sunburn," "Muscle Museum" and "Cave."
Nekrogoblikon Power
Are they even trying with their lyrics anymore? "Suddenly a giraffe! Giraffe!"
Nest (FIN) Woodsmoke
Neutral Bling Hotel In My G4 Over Da Sea
Pantera Reinventing Hell: The Best of Pantera
Revocation Deathless
Rob Zombie Hellbilly Deluxe
The singles are what make this album so popular. Besides the three singles (Dragula, Living Dead Girl, and Superbeast) this album has little to offer.
Single Soul Demo
Slayer Soundtrack to the Apocalypse
Slipknot Mate. Feed. Kill. Repeat.
Slipknot Antennas to Hell
Soundtrack (Film) Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
Stagnant Pools Temporary Room
Stone Sour House of Gold and Bones - Part 2
Stormtroopers of Death Bigger Than the Devil
The Enid Touch Me
Ulver Shadows of the Sun

2.5 average
Agalloch The Serpent and the Sphere
Anvil This Is Thirteen
Aphex Twin Come to Daddy
Some good ideas here, but rather inconsistent in its tone. The vocal samples, for the most part, are beyond silly.
Beastmilk Climax
Ben Frost A U R O R A
Born of Osiris The New Reign
Burzum Aske
Burzum Sol austan, Mani vestan
Disturbed The Sickness
Disturbed Ten Thousand Fists
Emmure Speaker of the Dead
Five Finger Death Punch American Capitalist
Havok Point of No Return
Kanye West Yeezus
Korn The Essential Korn
Machine Head Unto the Locust
The album has a few standout tracks, but little else to offer. The songs are usually quite long (6-8 minutes in length). This sometimes works in the band's favor, as songs like "Darkness Within" and "Locust" have enough variety throughout to support their overlong length. However, most of the songs end up being incredibly boring, as they do little with the 8 minutes they are given. In short, "Unto the Locust" is interesting and is still a worthwhile listen, but is far from being great.
Marilyn Manson Portrait of an American Family
Meat Loaf Bat Out of Hell II: Back Into Hell
The songs are far too long and overblown. Also some of these songs, in all there 12-minute long glory, have lyrics which make absolutely no sense.
Megadeth Killing Is My Business...
Despite some great solos, I find the production to be too overwhelmingly bad to enjoy.
Mercyful Fate Into the Unknown
Metallica Garage Inc.
In my opinion, the only worthwhile song on here is the "Mercyful Fate" medly. Besides that, this album is nothing more than standard covers of the same or less quality of the original song.
Muse The 2nd Law
The two songs sung by Christopher Wolstenholme are great additions to the album, as the songs "Supremacy" and "Follow Me." The rest of the album is pretty average.
Myrkur Myrkur
Neutral Milk Hotel Everything Is
Rob Zombie Venomous Rat Regeneration Vendor
Some of the songs are catchy and energetic, but the majority are merely average. "Dead City Radio" and "Lucifer Rising" are two highlights, but nothing else really stood out. The lyrical content on this album is atrocious, some of Rob Zombie's absolute worst.
Slayer World Painted Blood
Slipknot All Hope Is Gone
System of a Down Hypnotize
The New Mendicants Australia 2013 EP
Trivium Ascendancy
Ulver Silence Teaches You How to Sing EP
Warbringer IV: Empires Collapse

2.0 poor
Bruno Mars Unorthodox Jukebox
Burzum Daudi Baldrs
Incredibly repetive and rather boring, this album takes its interesting ideas and delivers them in the most dull way possible. Most songs begin with potential, but quickly lose momentum after the first minute or so. Altogether, this album has nothing to offer.
Children of Bodom Skeletons In The Closet
This is a mostly worthless album. Unless you get a kick out of a metal cover of "Oops...I Did It Again" I suggest you stay away from this album.
Disturbed Asylum
Dying Fetus Reign Supreme
Eddie Murphy How Could It Be
Five Finger Death Punch The Way of the Fist
Five Finger Death Punch The Wrong Side of Heaven and The Righteous Side...
Five Finger Death Punch The Wrong Side of Heaven... Vol. 2
Green Day 39/Smooth
Generic and forgettable, even by Green Day standards.
In Flames Come Clarity
In Flames Sounds of a Playground Fading
The title track is great, but the album has little to offer.
Korn The Path of Totality
Korn The Paradigm Shift
Marilyn Manson Mechanical Animals
"Mechanical Animals" has a great concept and is fun to listen to all the way through. However, it has quite a bit of filler and never does anything overly interesting.
Megadeth Risk
Mercyful Fate A Dangerous Meeting
Metal Church Generation Nothing
Motionless in White Creatures
Muse Live at Rome Olympic Stadium
Noctum The Seance
Pantera Far Beyond Driven
Slayer God Hates Us All
While "Disciple" and "Bloodline" are both great songs, the album's concept grows rather thin, with many forgettable and uninspired songs.
Slipknot Iowa
Although "Left Behind" and "People = Shit" are great, Iowa has little to offer. The title track is the worst Slipknot song ever, as it is well over ten minutes long and, despite its promise, does nothing interesting whatsoever.
Slipknot .5: The Gray Chapter
It's more lolgood as opposed to the expected lolbadIt's more lolgood as opposed to the expected lolbadIt's more lolgood as opposed to the expected lolbadIt's more lolgood as opposed to the expected lolbadIt's more lolgood as opposed to the expected lolbadIt's more lolgood as opposed to the expected lolbadIt's more lolgood as opposed to the expected lolbadIt's more lolgood as opposed to the expected lolbadIt's more lolgood as opposed to the expected lolbad
System of a Down Kill Rock 'n Roll
The Delicious Bread Collection Pumpkin Bread (2delicious4me)
Only the first half of this is entertaining. The intro of "Spooky Scary Skeletons" is now my
Total Control Henge Beat

1.5 very poor
Avenged Sevenfold Hail to the King
Born of Osiris Tomorrow We Die Alive
Design the Skyline Nevaeh
Five Finger Death Punch Pre-Emptive Strike
Huntress Spell Eater
Lamb of God Sacrament
Lou Reed Metal Machine Music
Maroon 5 Overexposed
Megadeth Super Collider
"Kingmaker" is a good song, reminding me on something that could easily have been on
Endgame. As for the rest of the album...mehhhh...
Mercyful Fate Dead Again
Metallica St. Anger
Metallica Reload
Metallica Load
Even as a rock album, "Load" fails. It is straight-up boring and has no standout tracks. It goes against what Metallica and heavy metal stood for, and it can't even succeed as the bluesy-rock album that it is trying to be.
Miley Cyrus Bangerz
Stagnant Pools Geist
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Coming Out Of Their Shells

1.0 awful
Balloon Journey Balloon Journey
Balloon Journey Balloon Journey 2
What kind of music scares balloons? POP MUSIC!
brokeNCYDE Will Never Die
Butcher Babies Butcher Babies
Crazy Frog Crazy Frog Presents Crazy Hits
Hello Kitty Suicide Club ^_^
Lmfao Sorry For Party Rocking
Lou Reed and Metallica Lulu
It's times like this where I really wish I could rate this less than a 1. This has to be one of the all-time worst albums in existence on every single aspect. This album only has ONE thing going for it: it is unintentionally hilarious to hear James Hetfield sing "I am the table!" and to hear Lou Reed claim that he is "just a small town girl." Listen to this album for a good laugh, but if you want quality music, I suggest you stay as far away from Lulu as humanly possible.
Pantera Metal Magic
The Black Eyed Peas The E.N.D. (The Energy Never Dies)
Horrible and catchy: the worst combination I can possibly think of.
Torsofuck Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy

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