joomisy
Ryan \"Shitdick\" Willis
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHERE IS MY NOS AT FUCKING SHIT, I NEED AN ORANGE, FRUIT PUNCH, AND GRAPE FLAVORED NOS DRINK RIGHT NOW, DAMNIT, AND SOMEONE FETCH ME A PC COPY OF TEAM FORTRESS 2, NEED TO REPAIR THIS MOTHERFUCKING TURRET WITH MY ENGINEERING, AND FUCKING SKACALI, STOP IMPERSONATING KELSEY AND LET ME TAKE THESE HEDGE CLIPPA, AND SHAVE OFF YOUR NASTY OVERGROWN NIPPLE HAIRS, AND BRING ME A SACK OF CREAMED CORN SO I CAN SOAK MY FEET IN, , , AND HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I'M NOT DONE. DAMNIT WILL WHY DON'T YOU, FUCKING STOP CHANGING YOUR PROFILE PICTA', HOLY FUCKING SHIT, CAN I JUST SAVOR A FAT GUY'S SEXY ASSCRACK FOR ONCE, FUCKING HORSESHIT, AND SOMEONE ONE BRING ME A FUCKING SNOWCONE, FUCKING MIAMI ICE IS BACK MOTHERFUCKERS, NEED A DAMN PINA COLADALA, TASTES LIKE GARY'S CREAM CHEESE HE MAKES FOR ME SO I CAN SOA, MY FEET IN THEM, AND FUCK THESE GAY ASS COMMAS, AND FUCKING GOAT ASS, HOW MANY TOE HAIRS DO YOU ALL WANT, SO I CAN FIND A DECENT MATCH IN LEFT 4 DICK 2, OK, AND NO VASCO, I WILL NOT FART IN WILL'S ASSCRACK NO LONGA, AS LONG AS YOU FETCH ME SOME JALEPENOS, ALSO, HOLY FUCKING SHIT, IF SOMEONE DOESNT GET THIS JELLYFISH OFF MY DICK THIS INSTAN, I WILL FIND SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK, TAKE THEIR JIZZ JELLYFISH JELLY, AND SMEAR IT ON MY ASSCRACK AND CALL ME A SMURF, FROM GRERYARTAGRAKEVZELLOCHEELOFUCKAVILLE, AND MAKE SURE SOMEONE FUCKING SHITS ON MY ASSHOLE, AT 3 PM IN SEATTLE, NEED MORE COFFEE TO SHIT ON MY ASSHOLE, NEED SOME CAFFIENIENTED SO I CAN GET MY 600 MG A DAY DOSE, AND FUCKING SHIT, THIS WEEK BETTER BE FUCKING AMAZING, FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF DOING SHIT, THIS SUMMER NEEDS TO START SHITTING ON MY ASSHOLE, BECAUSE I'M NOT DOING IT FOR IT, OK, WHOEVER IS READING THIS THEN FETCH ME A BETTER PAIR OF HEADP, CAN'T EVEN HEAR SHIT BUT FROM TEH BELLY BUTTON STATIC COMING, NEED TO FUCKING LISTEN TO THIS BRIAN ENO ALBUM BUT CAN'T, FUCKING HORSESHIT, MY BELLY BUTTON HAIIRS ARE CREATING MORE STATIC, THEN WHEN I WRAP MY TONGUE AROUND SOMEONE'S NECK AND SWING T, WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S STINKIN' UP MY ASSCRAKC, DAMNIT I'M SORRY MRS STOOT, S PLEASE TRUST IN MY DICKSLITTED SUIIIICIIIIIYYIYIYIDE, WHEN MY DICKSLIT DESERVES TO DIEIIII. HOLY SHIT, DO ANY OF YOU KNOW WHAT MY DICKSLIT HAS PUT ME THROUGH THESE, OF YEARS, I OUTTA JUST PUNISH HIM AND SMEAR ORGANIC THAT'S RIGHT ORGAN, MOTHHERFUCKERS HWOS WITH ME, JESUS FUCKING GAS NOGGLIO IN MY ASS WITH DICK PICKLES EATING, WHAT IN THE HOG HSO ZAZXIORRARZILOIO IN MY RANCH DRESSING AS, IS THAT PICTA' DAMNIT GET THAT HELL OFF SPUTNIK SKACALI 4000, DAMNIT THAT IS NOT THE REAL MIA MALKOVA DAMNIT, CAN I PLEASE SMEAR CREAM CHEESE ON YOUR ASS YUM YUM YAGWIP B, NO NO PROFESSOR JOOMISY, LET YOUR STUDENTS SHIT ON EACH OTHER'S ASSOLES IF THEY DONT', I'M FUCKING BACK YOU ASSSHITS, GET READY FOR MORE TEAM FOTRESS 2 FROM HERE UNTIL SUNDAY, HOLY FUCKING EARSHITS, ADD ME ON STEAM, NAME IS SMOKASGOTME, ALL LOWER CASE, NOW CAN SOMEONE PLEASE RUB MY BELLY BUTTON, IT NEEDS A MASSAGE AFTER HAVING 50 CREAM CHEESE PACKETS IN T, CRAWLING IN THERE AND EATING OUT MY BELLY BUTTON HAIIIRS,


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  • SkaCali on a serious note , hit me up if youre down to plug , i play good music i promise
    July 18 03:11 AM
  • SkaCali no homo , obviously
    July 16 04:25 AM
  • SkaCali hey its me, this is a little embarrassing but i just wanted to let you know that you look really atractive on your new fb pic , smart move on takin the pic with your hair wet ,ive always thought guys look hotter that way , anyway good job man you should be proud of yourself peace
    July 16 04:24 AM
  • SkaCali hey baby aw did you miss me? its ok im here now, come make this hairy manly chest of mine your everyday pillow ;)
    July 8 03:32 AM
  • joomisy HOLTY ****ING s*** DO YOU SEE MY FACE TORFLIO ON MY CAT s*** THAT I SCOOPED UP WITH A TWEEZA BECAUSE I HAD TO DISSECT THE NASTY TOE HAIRS THAT WERE IN IT DAMNIT DID BOBBA' SHED HIS FOOT HAIIRS AGAIN WHILE HANK WAS TAKIN' A s*** WITH THE CAT NEAR HIM DAMNIT HOLY ****ING ZIT JAMES-POOOLIO DAMNIT IF ONE MORE ZIT GETS ON MY ASS FROM RAGIN' TOO HARD FROM THIS TEAM FORTRESS 2 GAME THEN I WILL PUKE ON SOMEONE'S EARLOBE WHILE I STICK TACO BELL IN MY ASSHOLE AT LYNCHBURG
    July 7 08:06 PM

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