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|0.0 ||MisterTornado CONTRIBUTOR | May 23rd 13|
God creates dinosaurs, God kills dinosaurs, God creates man, man kills God, man brings back dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man... Alice in Chains inherit the Earth.
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|2.5 average||RivalSkoomaDealer | May 23rd 13|
A turkey, huh? OK, try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first
look at this "six foot turkey" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly,
bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is
based on movement like T-Rex - he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Velociraptor.
You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from
the front, but from the side,from the other two raptors you didn't even know were there.
Because Velociraptor's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he
is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this...A six-inch retractable claw, like
a razor, on the the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say...
no no. He slashes at you here, or here...Or maybe across the belly, spilling your
intestines. The point is, you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know, try to
show a little respect.
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|2.0 poor||porch | May 27th 13|
rockin stuff, if you're in the demographic that puts their birthyear in their username or have a photo of a guitar or drums in your profile pic you gotta acquire and 4.5 this shit
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|3.5 great||Brendan Schroer STAFF | May 18th 13|
My anus is prepared, Alice in Chains... my anus is prepared.
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|3.5 great||James Grant | May 23rd 13|
THE DEVIL PUT DINOSAURS HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE, JESUS DON'T LIKE A QUEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR
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|3.0 good||SanguineCream | May 24th 13|
Just one drop of your blood contains billions of strands of DNA, the building blocks of life. A DNA strand like me is a blueprint for building a living thing. And sometimes animals that went extinct millions of years ago, like dinosoows, left their blueprints behind for us to find.rWe just had to know where to look! A hundred million years ago, there were mosquitoes, just like today. And just like today, they fed on the blood of animals, even dinosoows!
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|0.0 ||pizzamachine | May 23rd 13|
Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the matrix. You are the eventuality of an anomaly which despite my sincerest efforts I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden assiduously avoided it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you inexorably....here.
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|0.0 ||dsroka005 | May 21st 13|
Ellen Degeneres is back with more sludgy riffs and dark lyrics
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|4.0 excellent||Riviere | May 15th 13|
RIP Jerry's hair.
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|4.0 excellent||bloc | May 23rd 13|
"God creates dinosaurs, God kills dinosaurs, God creates man, man kills God, man brings back dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man... Alice in Chains inherit the Earth."
That is one big pile of shit.
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|4.0 excellent||Matthijs van der Lee | May 28th 13|
Though not as easily accessible as its predecessor, Alice in Chains' newest record is a very satisfying continuation of the sound that they established on Black Gives Way to Blue. The slower, relatively sludgy nature of these tracks makes them longer on average, which is only fitting, but the album's total length can be overbearing. It's an issue that could have been avoided, but does not take away any credit from the band's abilities. In fact, The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here only strengthens their reputation as a group that never truly disappoints.
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|3.5 great||Green Baron | June 30th 13|
Jesus may not like a queer, but he surely loves Alice in Chains.
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|4.0 excellent||TheEarthVolta | May 25th 13|
Definition of a grower. Give it a full week and you'll be singing to most of the album. And remember kids, Jesus don't like a queer.
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|4.5 superb||zifone | May 24th 13|
At the first listening I was a bit disappointed, I expected something more "evil", but now in less then 24 hours I listened the whole album at least 10 times, it is a masterpiece, those lyrics, those riffs, and that bass, guys this is something more unique than rare, I'll never stop saying that Jerry is probabely one of the most productive musicians of the last 20 years. I simply cannot stop listening to this album, songs like The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here and Choke are diamonds and i would say the whole album is a miracle! Long Live to AiC, Layne would be proud of what Alice is doing!
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|4.5 superb||Tw1ster | May 24th 13|
Definitely has the "Dirt" feel to it that "Black Gives Way To Blue" was missing. The old AIC sound is a very welcome presence.
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|4.0 excellent||Bowel Movement Drummer! | March 13th 14|
I cannot believe they are still this good after the loss of Layne. They seem to be getting heavier and heavier now, I'm absolutely loving the thick guitar sound and the riffs Jerry is busting out. The lyrics are very dark and they are moving on from Layne's demise into religious ground. Overall, a record that will please anyone who is a fan of the band. Only con is some of the songs are too long.
|0.0 ||(enchanted) | December 21st 13|
It's got killer hooks and haunting atmospherics, it's got some killer riffs (try Phantom Limb for the band's heaviest offering to date) and nearly every single song sounds the same. So, yeah, exactly what everyone expected, and exactly what everyone didn't want. But i guess diversity shouldn't matter when songs as great as Hollow, Pretty Done, Voices and the title track are being belted out. You'll enjoy this album the most on the first spin, every subsequent listen is results in more and more disappointment.
|3.5 great||MAGNIFICENT | October 19th 13|
Jerry still riffs hard. Layne's still dead. Alice In Chains improve their new sound.
|4.5 superb||GauravB82 | May 30th 13|
I think the review hasn't given it credit. It's a grower. Know good rock when you hear it. It's not the latest forgettable pitchfork fad or technical metal fuckfest that teenagers get off on. God bless AIC for that.
|3.5 great||TheSupernatural | May 30th 13|
Considering how repetitive and generic the grunge genre gets, Alice in Chains reaches as far as they can into the murky abyss and pulls out an album that combines the dirtiest of guitar tones with the most polished production available. Not groundbreaking, but quite enjoyable.
|0.0 ||nig | May 28th 13|
Open the door. Get on the floor. Everybody do the dinosaur.
|4.0 excellent||ButcherNate | May 26th 13|
if this gets less than a 4 i lose faith in this site
|0.0 ||DragonHeartstring | May 26th 13|
Jesus dont like a queer? Well neither do I so I guess I must be Jesus!!!! Album rulez either way.
|4.0 excellent||BroManCaptainGuySirDylan | May 25th 13|
Not as immediately awesome as Black Gives Way To Blue was but still a fantastic record. While the first half of the album is stronger than the second, 'Phantom Limb' is easily the album's standout. Something akin to 'A Looking In View'.
|4.0 excellent||YoYoMancuso | May 24th 13|
so far my favorite album of the year. Phantom Limb is the best song AiC have written since Jar Of Flies.
|5.0 classic||Nash | May 24th 13|
I like this album alot. I think its another mature move by Jerry. This is a less metal version of Black gives way to blue, a little closer to dirt. The songs grow onto you so give it a few more tries if you think its bad.rRecommended tracks :rPretty donerVoicesrThe devil put dinosaurs hererChokerLow ceiling
|3.0 good||Aaron Moore | May 23rd 13|
Starts off incredible, stalls out midway only to pick back up on Phantom Limb and then die out again. Really disappointed in this release.
|3.5 great||njdwalton | May 21st 13|
Sounds like a modern day Dirt from the itunes previews
|4.0 excellent||paulxc | April 14th 14|
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|3.5 great||Sagax | April 9th 14|
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|4.0 excellent||StKiyo | April 5th 14|
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|3.5 great||Arcade | March 12th 14|
|3.5 great||DoReMe | March 10th 14|
|4.0 excellent||tycobb | February 26th 14|
|4.0 excellent||Kopkiwi | February 25th 14|
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|3.5 great||lloyd | February 12th 14|
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|4.0 excellent||Feos | January 27th 14|
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|4.0 excellent||Conor | January 13th 14|
|4.5 superb||LPFTW | January 12th 14|
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|4.0 excellent||RVAHC13 | January 1st 14|
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|5.0 classic||sp0tnik | December 21st 13|
|3.5 great||Gnome7 | December 21st 13|
|4.0 excellent||Mike | December 21st 13|
|3.0 good||Tom | December 19th 13|
|4.0 excellent||Livecat6 | December 18th 13|
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|4.0 excellent||Kiyo | December 5th 13|
|3.0 good||jordan | December 1st 13|
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|4.5 superb||jayt851 | November 29th 13|
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|1.5 very poor||willow | November 17th 13|
|3.5 great||TBliss2 | November 17th 13|
|3.5 great||Axl752 | November 1st 13|
|4.0 excellent||boleyn2 | October 26th 13|
|4.5 superb||Nethal | October 18th 13|
|2.5 average||Glokta | October 18th 13|
|4.5 superb||Puckoff | October 17th 13|
|2.5 average||zxlkho | September 28th 13|
|4.0 excellent||Ryuujin | September 27th 13|
|3.0 good||Sulphur | September 26th 13|
|4.0 excellent||pmellis | September 25th 13|
|3.0 good||Matski | September 21st 13|
|3.0 good||ZairoN | September 12th 13|
|3.5 great||Gmork89 | September 6th 13|
|4.0 excellent||GnFnRs87 | September 6th 13|
|4.0 excellent||geontes | September 4th 13|
|3.0 good||jday | September 2nd 13|
|4.0 excellent||sevin | August 26th 13|
|2.5 average||Jared | August 22nd 13|
|3.5 great||Dr7 | August 15th 13|
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|2.5 average||Nerot | August 7th 13|
|3.5 great||TK | July 31st 13|
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|3.5 great||D4mi4n | July 27th 13|
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|3.0 good||Cha0s | July 18th 13|
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|2.5 average||ruukie | July 5th 13|
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|4.5 superb||Yusuf | June 29th 13|
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|5.0 classic||Danly | June 22nd 13|
|4.0 excellent||Julez | June 22nd 13|
|4.0 excellent||Snowden | June 20th 13|
|3.5 great||Mojito | June 18th 13|
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|3.2 good||Deviant STAFF | May 31st 13|
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