i want to mort.

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Last Active 12-10-14 6:15 pm
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  • JokineAugustus Well if you can find Trois Pistoles or Flying Monkeys Netherworld Cascadian Dark Ale, those are the two to try.
    December 20 12:47 PM
  • JokineAugustus Well I'm Canadian lol. We got some pretty good ones in the eastern half of Canada, and a few decent Stouts and porters from my area as well. Belgian strong ales always take the cake though.
    December 20 12:33 PM
  • JokineAugustus Europe has some of the best brews ever!
    December 20 12:28 PM
  • JokineAugustus You're from Europe right?
    December 20 12:06 PM
  • JokineAugustus Nope! Bros for life
    December 20 11:47 AM
  • thacoconut94 Yeah she's pretty fine haha
    December 20 09:07 AM
  • thacoconut94 Oh yeah s***, cheers
    December 20 08:54 AM
  • thacoconut94 Who's the girl in your avatar? And what's the programme it's from? It looks so familiar!
    December 20 08:31 AM
  • JokineAugustus I love ya man!
    December 19 05:34 PM
  • YakNips yeah definitely. thanks tho babe
    December 18 04:37 PM
  • YakNips LOL i wish. he has a much better range than me and is much better at sustaining notes. but thx omg
    December 18 04:27 PM
  • YakNips agreed hard omg. this might interest you then even tho it kinda sucks
    December 18 04:21 PM
  • YakNips tru!! but so is two headed boy part 2 which is better imoooo
    December 18 04:09 PM
  • YakNips definitely!! its worth it. two headed boy is actually one of the harder songs to play on that album tbh but its so good
    December 18 03:32 PM
  • YakNips man u should just learn neutral milk hotel songs and those acoustic defeater songs, thats where i started. get the basics yknow then you can make heart crushing euro skramz and all that
    December 18 03:23 PM
  • YakNips not with that attitude u wont!! is it acoustic or electric
    December 18 03:19 PM
  • YakNips u have to practice!! its impossible st first
    December 18 03:08 PM
  • YakNips u are not retarded or a monkey
    December 18 02:57 PM
  • YakNips do u play any musical instruments?
    December 18 02:20 PM
  • Mongi123 Fair enough take your time dude.
    December 16 05:05 PM
  • Mongi123 Btw if you haven't already check out my featured rev. See if it'll change your mind ;)
    December 16 04:43 PM
  • Mongi123 Yea as a work of art this is masterful but on the surface I can tell this is a grower.
    December 16 04:34 PM
  • Mongi123 Oh yea I forgot about the emo stuff you recd me oops. I'll definitely try Diary soon then. Also I'm jamming The Eye Of Every Storm now it's pretty solid and subdued.
    December 16 04:24 PM
  • Mongi123 Haha like what dude?
    December 16 04:06 PM
  • Mongi123 Figured I'd try the first song first haha it was pretty cool but I think i wanna try to focus on finishing all of the discographies I have and new stuff in 2015 now.
    December 16 03:59 PM
  • Mongi123 Long as **** too. This is pretty cool music actually the first track kinda got better as it went on.
    December 16 02:50 PM
  • Mongi123 Yo so Paysage is.....different. I don't even know what to think of Winterkalte yet haha.
    December 16 02:43 PM
  • emester Yeah, I dug Flesh Cathedral more than the EP. The atmosphere really takes a hold of you.
    December 16 10:40 AM
  • emester yeah Whore and Beast was one of my favorite EP's this year
    December 16 10:33 AM
  • emester nice musta seremonia rating
    December 16 10:29 AM
  • johnnydeking29 Heya Art, I just got a (short) new EP up if you're interested:
    December 15 12:20 PM
  • adr indeed, downloaded few new BM albums to check these days and i finnaly will check Paysage, it's still not that cold here, but **** the weather
    December 12 06:28 PM
  • adr hangovers can be really unpleasant tho hah, jammed pretty much all day black metal, bm marathons rules m/m/
    December 12 06:17 PM
  • adr sup bitch
    December 12 06:08 PM
  • RonnieRadke oh and who was andcas
    December 11 09:36 AM
  • ButteryBiscuitBass frutti di mare
    December 11 05:57 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot yo, check this Viet Cong album boi
    December 10 06:05 PM
  • RonnieRadke did he like all the bad metalcore/phxc stuff like snide?
    December 10 05:35 PM
  • RonnieRadke so who tf was skele
    December 10 05:27 PM
  • BMDrummer oh yeah man i jam plenty of godflesh, i've heard 2 of jesu's EPs and they were both really good
    December 10 04:38 PM
  • BMDrummer yeah saw that, been meaning to jam one of their full lengths but they're so fuking long. godflesh is sorta more my taste, but both rule from what i heard
    December 10 04:35 PM
  • BMDrummer i understand, i just dig the atmosphere it creates. not for everybody tho
    December 10 04:30 PM
  • BMDrummer idk i just love noise tbh
    December 10 04:23 PM
  • BMDrummer eh you don't dig sunn like i do so i guess that makes sense
    December 10 04:16 PM
  • BMDrummer a 3 for lysol foad
    December 10 03:15 PM
  • Mongi123 I was referring to when Isis established the genre. That's when it actually started to get some limelight, but I guess before that it was a little older.
    December 9 06:23 PM
  • Mongi123 Ok cool, I wouldn't expect many people to be an expert considering how young the genre still is.
    December 9 06:17 PM
  • Mongi123 I know. I've been missing out on so much. Not to mention all of the post metal I have to try.
    December 9 06:02 PM
  • Mongi123 Oh I've got more and more bm to try so not anytime soon but I plan on it in the future!
    December 9 06:00 PM
  • Mongi123 Yea same a couple years ago I barely even liked harsh vocals and look at me now haha. I've gotten into more genres but my love for prog hasn't changed. Not yet at least. I guess more along the road death metal sound be next right?
    December 9 05:54 PM
  • Mongi123 Fair enough. Prog music is the best and I could never grow out of it though.
    December 9 05:16 PM
  • Mongi123 Progressive music? They really earn that title with this one and it sounds nothing like Feathergun, but don't even wanna try it?
    December 9 05:12 PM
  • Mongi123 New rishloo is out dude and it's sounding awesome!
    December 9 05:07 PM
  • Flugmorph How do u like my new hat? ; D
    December 9 07:36 AM
  • ExplosiveOranges p much. Btw, Black Monolith is ****ing amazing.
    December 8 07:54 PM
  • ExplosiveOranges smh you ****ing people
    December 8 06:42 PM
  • ExplosiveOranges It was a ****ing joke, lol
    December 8 06:20 PM
  • Mongi123 No man I'm too caught up in bm now that I forgot about it. I was gonna listen to Coldworld today.
    December 8 11:39 AM
  • Mort. haha you gonna give their new album a try?
    December 7 12:49 PM
  • Mort. "music is officially dead " on an enter shikari page no less. are you trying to upset me?
    December 7 12:21 PM
  • Mongi123 Awesome I'll look forward to it. We're supposed to have a pretty harsh winter here so now would be the best time to get into bm I guess.
    December 7 11:51 AM
  • Mongi123 Cool I'll check Coldworld next then. Atari rec'd me that one too. Man idk what I've been missing bm is sweet music.
    December 7 11:38 AM
  • Mongi123 Yo dude what bm album would you rec I try next?
    December 7 10:53 AM
  • dannyboy89 What can you tell me about Arcade Fire's music?
    December 1 04:40 PM
  • ButteryBiscuitBass Latest track bro -
    November 28 06:25 AM
  • Torontonian ya, i changed the rating to a 2.5. not sure why i gave a 2 tbh, as i think it is indeed "worthwhile"
    November 26 04:36 PM
  • Torontonian valid point, i'll try not to rate albums with less than 100 votes from now on :). which ones did i bring down the average? i'll un-rate them.
    November 26 04:19 PM
  • Torontonian whats the big deal?
    November 26 04:15 PM
  • Torontonian why do you care man? i enjoy my 3's
    November 26 04:13 PM
  • Mongi123 Gotcha. Hope you enjoy that track it's very post rock.
    November 24 04:43 PM
  • Mongi123 Cool man I hope you dig. I'm really starting to warm up to them. You'd prob like Blue Sky Noise a lot tbh.
    November 24 04:38 PM
  • Mongi123 Here dude try this song. Their new album is actually pretty sweet and inspiring me to listen to them more.
    November 24 04:30 PM
  • BMDrummer yeah i know js, next one is gonna be better too
    November 24 01:23 PM
  • BMDrummer smh why the negativity
    November 24 01:15 PM
  • BMDrummer who was that comment for anyway
    November 24 10:59 AM
  • BMDrummer did you dig?
    November 24 09:17 AM
  • BMDrummer please tell me this isn't a thing
    November 24 07:06 AM
  • Futures recs?
    November 24 01:35 AM
  • Futures m/ im on a post hardcore kick now.
    November 24 01:22 AM
  • Futures yeah nm here either. schools going good though. what have you been jamming lately?
    November 24 01:11 AM
  • Futures hey man sup
    November 23 10:14 PM
  • adr
    November 19 10:04 AM
  • OvDeath Eternal gratitvde to yov, brother. Blessings ov the goatkvlt be vpon ye.
    November 19 04:48 AM
  • OvDeath I make black/death goat metal and you should give it a listen. I feel like you could appreciate it:
    November 19 04:09 AM
  • BMDrummer yeah man check it out it's really good and it has passion
    November 16 07:17 PM
  • BMDrummer really dark, melancholic folk music pretty much. apparently their debut has some skramz elements tho
    November 16 07:11 PM
  • ArsMoriendi I might check them out eventually.
    November 13 04:26 PM
  • ArsMoriendi Not a full album by them, but I know a handful of their songs.
    November 13 04:20 PM
  • Mongi123 Well good a time as any to start jamming the genre again ;) trust me its sweet. But no rush I just think you'll like it.
    November 13 04:09 PM
  • Mongi123 Oh ok try out their album The Mountain it's awesome.
    November 13 04:01 PM
  • Mongi123 Yo you like Haken?
    November 13 01:14 PM
  • YakNips ok you might've been right about earthmover being the best track on dc lmao
    November 12 06:14 PM
  • adr damn rip snow
    November 11 03:41 PM
  • adr this should be your priority, it's getting cold and you said it's snowing in Finland omg it's so BM time there !!1! It's still like 15 ºC here though , but i'm not complaining D:
    November 11 03:39 PM
  • adr still haven't check Nagelfar smh
    November 11 03:29 PM
  • ExplosiveOranges i want to mort.
    November 11 02:40 PM
  • TalonsOfFire Hahaha it's just funny that you have the same name and live in the same place.
    November 10 03:56 PM
  • TalonsOfFire You realize all of this points to you being him
    November 10 03:47 PM
  • TalonsOfFire haha fair enough, though you can't really blame me since you both have the same name, live in the same place, and heavy metal themed pictures
    November 10 12:48 PM
  • BMDrummer off minor is probably my second fav band now tbh, probably gpnna 5 some blood soon
    November 10 10:31 AM
  • TalonsOfFire wtf lol
    November 10 02:16 AM
  • TalonsOfFire Done, and I can add you to the sputnik group if you want, though you might want to avoid it because of the drama haha
    November 9 10:26 PM
  • TalonsOfFire lol is this you?
    November 9 07:40 PM
  • Futures well i will just move over to a different account to rate stuff. add me yo you're one of the few people i really like talking to on this site lol
    November 9 06:48 PM
  • Futures yeah ive heard about it for quite some time gonna jam it though! think im quiting sput tbh. you got a facebook i could add or something?
    November 9 06:42 PM
  • Futures lol never jammed it!
    November 9 06:32 PM
  • Futures atru?
    November 9 06:25 PM
  • Futures can you 5 amateurs and professionals ty
    November 9 04:33 PM
  • BilboTeaBaggins "It's like a mort""I want to mort"
    November 9 03:09 AM
  • Mongi123 Sweet I'll be sure to check more of them.
    November 8 02:06 PM
  • Mongi123 Any of their other stuff worth checking out?
    November 8 02:01 PM
  • Mongi123 Yessir man not a single band moment on it actually :) I was expecting it to be a lot darker because of how the review's summary put it but it was actually a pretty nice listen.
    November 8 01:50 PM
  • TalonsOfFire We have a lot of the same 1s it seems, nice soundoff for the Torso**** album haha didn't know they were Finnish
    November 7 01:28 PM
  • TalonsOfFire Yeah I was just bored and was feeling kinda mean haha
    November 7 01:03 PM
  • TalonsOfFire Exactly, I've heard enough from almost all of those to know they're 1 or 2 worthy. I was just bored and wanted to see how high my objectivity rating could get
    November 7 12:51 PM
  • TalonsOfFire lol not quite
    November 7 12:36 PM
  • TalonsOfFire Are you saying they don't deserve it?
    November 7 11:20 AM
  • YakNips i gotta check it :]]
    November 5 05:42 PM
  • YakNips i've known about if forrreverrrr but yeah idk why i never thought it would be anything special
    November 5 05:32 PM
  • YakNips lol yeah, it kinda sucks. btw should i check that knowing we'll never grow up album?? i always assumed it was like a 2nd grade i hate myself
    November 5 05:25 PM
  • Futures why tho really
    November 5 04:44 PM
  • TheSpaceMan haha no worries it was awhile ago, but amazing soundscapes is an understatement its like the most ethreal-psych-metal-post-gaze concoction ever
    November 4 05:19 PM
  • TheSpaceMan dude Weighing Souls With Sand is some of the best new music I've jammed in ages, thanks for that rec
    November 4 05:08 PM
  • NightProwler OK, so "Vi Som Älskade ..." is already ****ing awesome, only on first track. !!
    November 4 07:20 AM
  • ButteryBiscuitBass Good man - thank you dude :)
    November 4 07:00 AM
  • ButteryBiscuitBass Yo bro, you all good? Would be good if you could check my jam
    November 4 05:32 AM
  • Futures no but really really really listen to it asap!!!!
    November 4 03:17 AM
  • Futures i haven't even heard his old stuff but this album!!!!!!!!!!!!! his voice is incredible. the string arrangements are perfect and just damn. this is gonna be a 5 prob. absolutely flooring me right now
    November 4 02:53 AM
  • Futures OMG OMG OMG check this you would love it
    November 4 01:55 AM
  • OmairSh You know it. Liz Olen is great and definitely has a bright future
    November 3 11:35 PM
  • MyNameIsPencil BALLSACKS, ah well... no problemo mayne!
    November 3 05:26 PM
  • MyNameIsPencil requested the code it... you may be able to see this one (maybe)
    November 3 05:18 PM
  • MyNameIsPencil son of a-I recreated your top 100 in topsters... even though I feel that you already did that lolol... I got bored.
    November 3 05:13 PM
  • Futures aight thanks dude!
    November 3 03:36 PM
  • Mongi123 Oh wow cool haha didn't notice that.
    November 3 03:26 PM
  • BMDrummer easily one of the best things i've ever found. also found out that all the off minor stuff is on discogs for about $10 each
    November 3 03:22 PM
  • Futures rec me crust punk tbh
    November 3 03:18 PM
  • BMDrummer yeah def, pg. 99 has also been of large interest for me lately. btw i found orchid's debut at a record store on halloween, almost s*** myself
    November 3 03:14 PM
  • BMDrummer yeah really been getting into all this screamo stuff lately, been jamming off minor a ton lately. probably gonna 5 the rest of their LPs like you
    November 3 03:11 PM
  • BMDrummer yay for me, heroin rules btw
    November 3 03:08 PM
  • FacelessMan dude choirs of the eye is amazing, cant believe how long it took me to get it. really dig marathon and the manifold curiosity. but pitcher of summer and wayfarer are cool too
    November 3 01:18 PM
  • killtaker as far as i know, lakes and gameofmetal
    November 1 03:23 PM
  • killtaker a few others are banned too
    November 1 03:21 PM
  • killtaker it was probably the bvb thread lol, although i didn't really do anything
    November 1 03:08 PM
  • adr lol thank you so much that means a lot to me oh wait i'm the only one though !!1!!1!
    November 1 06:54 AM
  • adr sup dude ;}
    November 1 06:50 AM
  • Futures no
    October 31 03:44 PM
  • YakNips lol i wanted a good snide rant but i already got a good one before he sent me. and yes listen to IT
    October 31 03:36 PM
  • FacelessMan yep
    October 31 12:31 PM
  • FacelessMan looks a hell of a lot like her
    October 31 11:40 AM
  • FacelessMan ginny weasley?
    October 31 11:15 AM
  • YakNips yes! i don't think you ever listened to that johnny hobo LP so ****ing do that
    October 30 09:27 PM
  • Mongi123 That ain't healthy bro lol ;) I usually go to Opeth for that. I normally like contrast in my harsher music but that's changing a lot.
    October 30 08:40 PM
  • Mongi123 You guys made it seem like it's not likable until like a thousand listens haha. I loved it a lot and had a cathartic atmosphere. I know where I'll go when I'm angry now ;)
    October 30 08:22 PM
  • Mongi123 Jane Doe was amazing man! The title track in particular.
    October 30 03:31 PM
  • BertMacklinFBI Yeah I loved both of them. I don't think I have bad taste but I've been getting some s*** for the past week cx
    October 29 12:22 PM
  • Mongi123 Thanks man. Marriage is amazing. A bit overlong of course but mostly everything was quality industrial music on it. As for med, it just didn't feel like a SR album for me. A bit folky for them, but still enjoyable.
    October 29 11:11 AM
  • Cloudcity do you like metal
    October 28 10:56 PM
  • Futures omg but why
    October 28 02:58 PM
  • Futures it rips man idk seems like something you would like
    October 28 02:54 PM
  • Futures check the new anaal nathrakh dude
    October 28 02:31 PM
  • YakNips yep new jakob is ****ing amazing i need to always trust your taste
    October 28 01:41 PM
  • YakNips oh damn i still gotta check that, it sounds fantastic
    October 27 04:52 PM
  • YakNips you think it's aoty material??
    October 27 04:43 PM
  • YakNips lol that's amazing dude!! i was hoping you would love it as much as i do but wow
    October 27 04:35 PM
  • osmark86 I don't really think it deserves a 4 though. Le Mirage de L'Idéal had a better impact on me overall. maybe it'll grow with time, but for now the rating stays ^^. either way, it should be promoted for the metal lovers in this community.
    October 27 01:01 PM
  • osmark86 nice sound-off for Nomas man. not quite metal aoty for me, but they sure as hell know how to write a bloody solid doom album. it's a strong 3.5 for me. still think people need to give it a go, it's shamefully underrated.
    October 26 05:50 PM
  • YakNips its ok im going to make sure you listen to it eventually (it's like suis la lune but BETTER)
    October 26 04:45 PM
  • YakNips (also i don't wanna drown u with recs or anything but there's a via fondo EP that came out this year that is swedish and is actually skramz aoty probably so put that in a list somewhere to listen to like a week/month later)
    October 26 04:39 PM
  • YakNips hell yeah, i hope u dig!! (it's swedish so u know it's good ;]])
    October 26 04:37 PM
  • YakNips aw thank u bae!! it feels so old and outdated to me even though i made it like 7 months ago lmao, wouldve been sweet if i fleshed it out more and had better vox like i do now :]] but yeah dude that album gets really really good around the 4th track and its like some of the best skramz ive heard in a while (euro-skramz has been KILLING it lately)
    October 26 04:32 PM
  • YakNips dude omg dude omg as sputnik's official euro skramz authority you need to hear this omg
    October 26 01:11 PM
  • SnakeDelilah i can just imagine "YO ARTY *insert finnish slurs here*"
    October 26 11:23 AM
  • SnakeDelilah wtf does artuma even mean
    October 26 11:04 AM
  • SnakeDelilah lol yeah i'm not the most creative when it comes to usernames, my current username isn't even all that creative to begin with.
    October 26 10:58 AM
  • SnakeDelilah definitely as creative as futures mirite
    October 26 10:53 AM
  • SnakeDelilah yes
    October 26 10:50 AM
  • Futures what did you think of mock orange dude?
    October 24 02:06 PM
  • Futures best band ever
    October 24 01:52 PM
  • Futures yeah dude like best band ever you dig them at all?
    October 24 12:25 PM
  • BMDrummer fugazi is pretty cool too, bmdrummer told me so
    October 24 10:21 AM
  • Frippertronics Right Hand is the One I Want
    October 21 06:33 PM
  • Mongi123 Yea so I've heard. When I asked people what Talk Talk sounded like people would always tell me they're one of a kind. Would you say the same for Bark's Hex?
    October 21 06:26 PM
  • Mongi123 Oh ok cool haha. Been really getting into the really early post rock type stuff lately. I still need to jam Hex actually.
    October 21 06:18 PM
  • Mongi123 If you get a chance man, jam some Laughing Stock by Talk Talk. I see you don't have it rated and this album is stunning.
    October 21 06:13 PM
  • Frippertronics ugh pop punk i'm not hong
    October 21 03:40 PM
  • adr not really, but .. i think these conversations are more for the shoutbox :Di see you dig new Aphex Twin, sweet.
    October 21 02:05 PM
  • adr why said where i'm from damn, now everybody will know :([
    October 21 01:59 PM
  • Futures oh cool haha. first aid kit is a really awesome album tbh.
    October 21 04:12 AM
  • Futures oh haha sweet. are they really that big in finland?
    October 21 04:06 AM
  • Futures yo cause ur finnish you ever hear of disco ensemble?
    October 21 03:48 AM
  • adr my mouth smells wonderful :[)
    October 20 02:09 PM
  • adr go check Nagelfar, stop s***ting on the classic Floyd albums with The Wall bulls*** pls xD
    October 20 01:53 PM
  • PeaceThroughNethers yo life is an aoty
    October 20 08:44 AM
  • ChoccyPhilly Tried the first couple of songs and I can't say I'm amazed by it but I'm just not in a prog mood these days, so I'll revisit it at some point. Besides, I still need to listen to Paysage
    October 19 05:03 PM
  • adr painted faces and burning churches type of fags yea xDDDDDDDD
    October 17 06:07 PM
  • adr plus*
    October 17 06:03 PM
  • adr the guy from The Ruins of Beverast is there some other fags and it rules
    October 17 06:02 PM
  • adr jam Nagelfar - Hunengrab im herbst bitch it's up your alley if you don't like i'll kill myself
    October 17 05:56 PM
  • RadicalEd Agreed. Altough I think it may be even better, though it's hard to judge. But those string sections on "Emergent" and "Sines" are so incredible.
    October 17 04:11 AM

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