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Quartuma 1/2015

hehe i'm so clever.
34Enter Shikari
The Mindsweep

“electronicore”. this band is still insipid as fuck. 2/5
World Metal. Kosmopolis Sud

experimental metal. this time around solefald mix black metal with world music and the result is fucking mess of an album. 2/5
32Make Do and Mend
Don't Be Long

post-hardcore. rather uninspired melodic punk with some pretty ehh vox. 2.3/5
31Raised Fist
From the North

hardcore punk. refused meets in flames. it’s catchy but idk man. 2.4/5
30Black Sheep Wall
I'm Going to Kill Myself

sludge metal. very heavy but also very tedious. 2.5/5
29Harm's Way

metalcore. it’s heavy, that’s for sure but that’s pretty much all it has to offer. 2.8/5
28I Don't Want To Know Why The Caged Bird Sings
Things Are Getting Better But I am Still Dead...

screamo. really good stuff but the production is kinda terrible. still listenable. 2.9/5
Supersonic Home

midwest emo. a decent emo album, you know I like this kinda stuff. 3/5
26Steven Wilson
Hand. Cannot. Erase.

prog rock. steven tries to update his music to fit the 2010s, it’s pretty good. 3/5

microhouse. vessels go full electronic. it’s good i guess. 3/5
Nonstop Feeling

hardcore punk. very energetic, even ratm-esque punk but it’s impossible not to notice the album’s flaws. 3/5
23Modest Mouse
Strangers to Ourselves

indie rock. a slight disappointment, album features some sweet stuff, as well as some pretty bad stuff. 3/5
De Gjenlevende

symphonic/atmospheric bm. it’s obvious that galar wanna be epic as hell but despite some cheesiness and occasionally annoying clean vocals this is pretty solid. 3.1/5
21Touche Amore/Self Defense Family
Self Love

post-hardcore. a decent split by two pretty passionate phc bands. 3.1/5
20Dead in the Manger

melodic black metal. they sell themselves as a blackened grindcore band and i got really disappointed to hear little to no actual grindcore on here. still, some moments of excellence found on this album. 3.3/5
Beneath California

hardcore. straightforward, enjoyable noisy hardcore punk. it sort of lacks the final oomph though. 3.4/5
18Title Fight

shoegaze. title fight seem to change their genre like clothes, this time around they go shoegazing. i enjoy this a lot but it has to be admitted that they kinda lack identity. 3.4/5
When People Grow, People Go

hardcore punk. typical deathwish-core but still really enjoyable. 3.5/5
In Times

prog metal. one of the most diverse enslaved releases, musically very intriguing and excellent but god those clean vox don’t hit me at all. 3.5/5
Le Voyageur Imprudent

screamo. italian skramz in the vein of mihai edrisch aka rly good. 3.6/5
A Distant Fist Unclenching

indie/math rock. i expected something noisier but this is some pretty sweet mathy indie rock. 3.6/5
13Negura Bunget

atmospheric bm. an inconsistent yet enjoyable and promising piece of folky black metal by the romanian bm veterans. 3.7/5
12Youth Funeral
See You When I See You

screamo. doesn’t bring anything new to the table but it’s another extremely well-made, intense skramz album. 3.8/5
Further Out

shoegaze/post-hxc. a very worthy follow-up to infinity, this band has so much potential. emotional post-hardcore combined with fuzzy shoegaze. 3.9/5
Scar Sighted

black metal. such a vicious and dark death/black metal album, absolutely crushing. 4/5
9Mount Eerie

“drone folk”. another highly successful album by phil. i absolutely love the atmosphere on here. 4/5
Söngvar Elds Og óreiðu

black metal. not anything groundbreaking but some very well done mystical Icelandic bm. 4/5
7Godspeed You! Black Emperor
'Asunder, Sweet and Other Distress'

post-rock/drone. the kings of post-rock are back, this time around more focused on the album’s flow than they were on their previous album. 4/5

post-metal. one of the best light post-metal albums I’ve ever heard tbh. 4/5
5Ethereal Shroud
They Became the Falling Ash

atmospheric bm. noctus knows what’s up. this is beautiful. 4.1/5

post-metal. very atmospheric and highly ambitious. the title track is probably my soty so far. 4.1/5
I Wish You Away

screamo. the swedes clearly know how to make intense, melodic screamo. 4.1/5
2Thou / The Body
You, Whom I Have Always Hated

sludge metal. dark and heavy and atmospheric. i’m a real sucker for this kind of music. 4.2/5
1Saintly Rows
Heaven in the Hollow

screamo. this album screams passion. musically a lot like the saddest landscape, love it. 4.2/5
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