JohnnyoftheWell
Hugh G. Puddles
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Last Active 01-01-70 12:00 am
Joined 01-01-70

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  • Demon of the Fall "This is so much better than the uncountable list of garbage albums it closely reminds me of" - false, you've gone soft. I was waiting for you to put the hype-train to a stop and a 3.3 ain't gonna cut the mustard I'm afraid. I need to go BIG!!!
    May 10 08:46 AM
  • DadKungFu jw we doing the new staff interviews this year?
    May 3 09:17 PM
  • BaselineOOO pandas I bet they taste real nice. most clumsy animals are so tasty. don't make me feel bad for not reading stuff life is already like soo boring
    May 2 04:35 PM
  • BaselineOOO if they don't immediately stop pandering the pandas will be gone
    May 2 07:02 AM
  • Icebloom Been obsessed with Four Tet's New Energy recently, great rec!
    April 27 12:10 PM
  • JoyfulPlatypus I liked it! Will definitely give it a few more listens to let it sink in, but my first listen was awesome. Titanic Expose was such a good closer.
    April 26 11:07 PM
  • JoyfulPlatypus Curious Johnny - looking for a good starting point to get into Sonic Youth. Never heard an album of theirs before. You got any suggestions?
    April 26 09:29 PM
  • bighubbabuddha meaty fart
    April 26 07:44 PM
  • bighubbabuddha eat a fat poop you slimeball
    April 26 01:42 PM
  • cylinder nevermind, i figured it out. thanks a ton, man! my 2023 list is up!
    April 21 09:36 PM
  • cylinder Hey, so I made a discord. I've been fiddling with the console thing but I'm not finding the character limit. Think you could show me sometime when you get a chance?
    April 21 09:15 PM
  • GiaNXGX I?ve got this box set https://www.amazon.com/-/es/Ringo-Shena/dp/B001FQFAZ8, it kind of ?talks?, when you press it. Really cool
    April 20 02:49 PM
  • GiaNXGX Check out Domina (C. Craig's Mind Mix), it?s so goood
    April 18 03:19 PM
  • GiaNXGX she did fell off hard, i may review shouso strip with a contrarian rating just to spite baseline, stay hooked
    April 17 09:37 PM
  • GiaNXGX What?s your thoughts on Sheena Ringo?
    April 17 02:16 PM
  • Manatea Yo this Zorn album is blissed af
    April 14 02:44 PM
  • Pikazilla twice song ranking when
    April 12 09:39 PM
  • cylinder I don't have a discord, but I am somewhat familiar with messing with the console.
    April 9 03:39 PM
  • cylinder Hey Johnny, I noticed on your jazz list, you have a lot of descriptions that are clearly way past the character limit. How do you do that? Would like to know for the 2023 list I'm working on.
    April 8 12:27 AM
  • Ryus lfg ?
    April 6 12:55 PM
  • bighubbabuddha incoming belly flop aaaaaahh
    April 5 10:07 AM
  • somnolence Review new alice coltrane pls ^,^
    April 2 01:55 PM
  • Havey good choice from ryus but i'm afraid it won't survive the stacked entry hazards set up by the farting thugs below
    April 1 06:14 AM
  • Ryus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CYRz-I8Pbw
    March 31 04:53 AM
  • Havey bad shoutbox
    March 30 10:33 AM
  • Pikazilla twice ranking when
    March 24 09:53 PM
  • Butkuiss What is the secret to a successful marriage?
    March 23 07:32 AM
  • Pikazilla how the f do you rate albums a -1.0 on this website, tell me your secrets
    March 21 05:18 PM
  • neekafat yoshiko sai was so good urggggg
    March 20 10:03 PM
  • JerseyJimmy huh, okay. would it be possible to get rid of that session timer? or at least increase it to, like, an hour?
    March 19 04:55 PM
  • JerseyJimmy how long are lists allowed to be? I tried making an 84-entry list and this piece of s*** site decided "actually you just wasted 40 minutes of your life retard lolololololol"
    March 19 01:41 AM
  • bighubbabuddha It is a very consistent and relaxing listen, look forward to yr review bro
    March 16 02:41 PM
  • Koris hi jesper
    March 16 01:03 AM
  • bighubbabuddha Are you doing a review for the new Four Tet? If not i'll conjure something up
    March 15 10:59 AM
  • DadKungFu What are the ethics of revving a band I have a relation as a member of? Asking for a friend (myself)
    March 14 11:35 PM
  • parksungjoon did they break the favorite bands part
    March 14 07:23 PM
  • parksungjoon check FEBRUARY of ambi2en
    March 14 06:31 PM
  • bighubbabuddha nice parallel four tet rating
    March 14 12:28 PM
  • Icebloom Thanks a lot! Will add these to my list. Skimmed the Alpe Lusia record the other day but didn't really feel it, we'll see about the rest
    March 14 09:34 AM
  • FowlKrietzsche Alright bumped Sentries and had a baller time, but do not feel I can talk about it without also talking about Daughters. Was this the source of your cringe? I def want to try and review it, but I think I'm gonna want a proofreading pre post
    March 14 12:26 AM
  • Demon of the Fall been listening to Citrus and it made me think of you Jesp
    March 13 07:16 PM
  • FowlKrietzsche Will check Sentries and maybe review it? We'll see, I'm in the middle of a move
    March 13 03:24 PM
  • FowlKrietzsche hmmm because of that build an album challenge I've been listening to Kino (Rus) pretty heavily, I was gonna work on a review for their s/t maybe sometime if you wanted to dig through their discog
    March 13 03:23 PM
  • parksungjoon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn68156rHcw - what genre is this, dont say downtempo
    March 13 12:30 PM
  • bighubbabuddha So are you saying I have vice?
    March 13 10:20 AM
  • bighubbabuddha Moobs *jiggle with excitement*
    March 12 12:18 PM
  • bighubbabuddha w e t f a r t
    March 12 11:49 AM
  • bighubbabuddha I deserve to be staff, I'll give you my moobs
    March 12 11:45 AM
  • lols make me staff lol pls thx - sach
    March 12 04:23 AM
  • bighubbabuddha *Lifts moob up suggestively* want to suck Johnny ?
    March 10 07:45 PM
  • Elynna That Eddie Marcon LP is lovely. It has the perfect length for this sort of music. I also like how it stated on their bandcamp page that it has 'very poor recordings', but it sounded just fine to me (just a bit lo-fi). So thanks again for the rec, much appreciated. Ill probably check some of their other stuff another time.
    March 10 09:55 AM
  • Manatea Oh wow! Didn?t realize that, that?s kind of neat. And thanks! I?m pretty stoked!!
    March 10 07:32 AM
  • Koris hi jesper
    March 9 08:33 AM
  • Manatea Johnny you forgot me :[ it?s okay though we?re still friends
    March 9 07:52 AM
  • bighubbabuddha arsewipe
    March 6 02:48 PM
  • bighubbabuddha also you didn't answer my Adrianne Lenker q
    March 6 11:27 AM
  • bighubbabuddha i changed my mind, don't want to chat on it bro
    March 6 10:14 AM
  • bighubbabuddha On discord, what?
    March 6 10:02 AM
  • Elynna Sounds great! Im always in the mood for some good psychedelic/chamber folk. By the looks of it they have quite an extensive discog to discover. I have a rec for you too! Its minimalistic ambient/new age from Japanese artist Kenichiro Isoda. I especially dig his first two records. Both are available on YouTube in full, as well as many of his other albums.
    March 6 10:01 AM
  • Elynna Ah it appears the link you provided doesnt work. Could you give me another or give me the name of the artist and/or album you meant?
    March 5 10:09 AM
  • bighubbabuddha are you excited for the new Adrianne Lenker?
    March 3 02:01 PM
  • ToSmokMuzyki dont fall for it its merely foil wrapped
    March 3 10:21 AM
  • bighubbabuddha want to eat my ass?
    March 1 02:46 PM
  • SlothcoreSam New stomach book has some firecrackers on it.
    February 29 08:51 PM
  • BaselineOOO I was just testing you hihi, I think Yamane is crappy and Birdy abysmal. The quality of their lyrics is inversely proportional with their musical umph too, they're freaking Boris 182!
    February 29 07:57 PM
  • Atari on track 4 of Post! loving the vibes so far
    February 29 07:13 PM
  • Ryus very nice maybe we can ensnare some unsuspecting sputcorers with the ?metal? in the title
    February 28 07:40 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Because our fates are intertwined, Buddha and Johnny are the two sacred constants of Sputnik
    February 28 02:34 PM
  • bighubbabuddha damn you -1ed something
    February 28 10:10 AM
  • BaselineOOO I wonder. I found Yamane to be their most clear headed release, maybe after 1 listen I'm too hasty but I'd rather get lost into something and explore than sticking other things inside of me
    February 26 02:41 PM
  • BaselineOOO Kim Jung Mi is the communist goddess that Romania deserved. Now what do you think is Mikansei 99 an AAA album or indie trash, and I'm too dirty for Jang Pil Soon and you know it
    February 26 02:31 PM
  • BaselineOOO Three songs from Aoi Ashioto are my religion ngl
    February 26 08:13 AM
  • FowlKrietzsche hi Blood Incantation are the only death metal band i still jam semi regz, they're definitely charmless and self-serious but some of the riffs sound like they smoke weed. Starspawn is better, but they're both cool
    February 24 06:54 AM
  • zakalwe Give it time John and you will be just like ya Uncle Zak
    February 23 11:19 PM
  • zakalwe Hello mate. Their debut knocked me for six when I heard it a few years ago. I have probably listened to it three times since so make of that what you will. Their other albums are a bit drab and have nowhere near the emotional impact of that first album
    February 23 10:52 PM
  • bighubbabuddha I prefer the debut Starspawn, it is more 'complete'
    February 23 01:46 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Do you like Blood Incantation?
    February 23 01:14 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Yo Johnny, why do you hate death metal
    February 23 01:09 PM
  • DadKungFu next 1 hour
    February 23 03:03 AM
  • alamo to get your pop slice back you must listen to erika de casier
    February 23 01:59 AM
  • DadKungFu Next 12 hours
    February 23 01:05 AM
  • Ryus am on vacation so ill sit this one out. looking forward to others? picks though
    February 22 06:34 PM
  • LeakingFountain11 Thanks! You have awesome taste too, gotta add them to my playlist
    February 22 05:24 PM
  • bighubbabuddha smoochy kiss
    February 22 05:23 PM
  • FowlKrietzsche applied through the big ass application yuh
    February 18 07:16 PM
  • Ryus sounds cool when is my deadline :O
    February 18 04:47 PM
  • FowlKrietzsche Quickly realizing that "Best Bird User" was less of an achievement and moreso a license to fart all over the page cuz god knows I could never keep upbut yeah I'm working on ittttt
    February 18 07:07 AM
  • bighubbabuddha do you want to lick my moobs
    February 16 04:40 PM
  • DoofDoof you are the mysteron, I am impressed
    February 15 08:21 PM
  • DoofDoof 7.1 dummy
    February 15 07:45 PM
  • bighubbabuddha thank you o wise weeb
    February 15 04:48 PM
  • bighubbabuddha no inv?
    February 15 03:01 PM
  • bighubbabuddha where's the invite bro
    February 14 04:01 PM
  • budgie Ya know u can be a dick but ur the man at the same time lmao. Thanks bro. Been having a lot of fun really diving into animal porn more than I ever have and I know u are an expert.
    February 13 07:00 PM
  • bighubbabuddha ahem ahem
    February 12 01:59 PM
  • Hawks For sure man. Jamming that Shinichi Atobe album now and definitely digging it.
    February 12 06:01 AM
  • kildare Just FYI, I bashed rateyourmusic in the 2nd comment block from the top of my new Joplin review. But sadly I came short of shredding them. Maybe I'll try again later
    February 12 05:09 AM
  • budgie hows ur gastric health
    February 12 05:05 AM
  • DadKungFu No worries lmk when and I'm here for it
    February 12 01:44 AM
  • Hawks Ya know u can be a dick but ur the man at the same time lmao. Thanks bro. Been having a lot of fun really diving into ambient more than I ever have and I know u are an expert.
    February 12 01:04 AM
  • Hawks Gimme some good ambient techno/electronic albs I can't get enough of that sound and I know u know some good s*** plz and thx.
    February 12 12:17 AM
  • kildare By "open" I mean stuff on the front page, like reviews and review-commentary.
    February 11 07:14 PM
  • kildare Is it politic to openly criticize Rate Your Music on Sputnik? Or is it best for Staffers if I'm more circumspect (careful, prudent, you know what I mean) about it?
    February 11 07:12 PM
  • bighubbabuddha tis the time
    February 11 01:27 PM
  • alamo where did it go
    February 11 05:05 AM
  • bighubbabuddha when can i join the sput discord
    February 10 06:01 PM
  • Havey evil imo
    February 9 10:12 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Also check my latest list- top 30 songs o.a.t I think you'd like it dude
    February 9 08:08 PM
  • bighubbabuddha and my next review will be the new Adrianne Lenker , wait w anticipation
    February 9 03:23 PM
  • bighubbabuddha only 3.7? new CW may be a potential 5 with time
    February 9 03:21 PM
  • Demon of the Fall "blatant johnny pandering
    February 9 11:13 AM
  • bighubbabuddha teach me the art of weeb
    February 8 02:49 PM
  • Ryus yes indeed, one of the most emotionally affecting techno releases for me. he is a reclusive dude, from what ive read he basically dropped off the face of the earth for a while and had to be tracked down convinced to release new stuff. will check sa pa
    February 7 02:14 PM
  • Ryus that duration constraint is not very techno-friendly [2] but looks pretty good given the circumstances, i wouldve definitely picked a maurizio track as well!
    February 6 10:48 PM
  • Havey looks like a fun competition, but that duration constraint is not very techno-friendly... Sa Pa - Womb would be great as a wind-down if you made this playlist for me, not sure about sinternet? this would be a good time to dip into the SND discog, you're mostly safe from e's in there (and the alphabet at large) and you might like their style of glitchy minimal techno (EPs more relevant here, set aside the LPs for a glitch playlist)
    February 6 09:44 AM
  • kildare Whoops, missed your ms. last night. Got a variety of tin hats in my closet, so I think I'm with you. But my fear of (being left in) the dark is one of my major neuroses. Thanks for taking the time to shed some light!
    February 5 04:53 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Lottsa hugs Johnny
    February 5 01:55 PM
  • DadKungFu My Jarrett experience is limited to his big live albums and Survivor's Suite we're prob at similar levels of Jarrett exposure if I had to guess. Honestly though I'm happy to try out either format or even both and see what works
    February 3 06:46 PM
  • DadKungFu Would be cool to do like a dialogue of sorts, trading paras and building off of impressions, think our mutual approach is close enough that it could work
    February 3 04:00 PM
  • DadKungFu Absolutely here for it.
    February 3 11:50 AM
  • bighubbabuddha seafood and cabbage bum fart of epic proportions
    February 3 10:07 AM
  • bighubbabuddha Jazz is an alien language, like Chinese
    January 31 11:56 AM
  • bighubbabuddha The lounge lizards? Are they any good?
    January 31 10:29 AM
  • bighubbabuddha oh so you are gay then
    January 29 05:22 PM
  • bighubbabuddha do you like boobs johnny
    January 28 07:35 PM
  • Butkuiss Tardisposting gang rise up
    January 26 11:44 PM
  • JoyfulPlatypus Aye Johnny - is the new Jeremy Renner like BAD bad or is it at least FUNNY bad? I feel like I can trust your judgement on this one.
    January 26 10:30 PM
  • budgie u smelly bitch
    January 24 10:38 PM
  • budgie r u mad at me
    January 24 10:12 PM
  • budgie dont ignnore me u gub hubber
    January 24 10:06 PM
  • budgie *Wet brown fart
    January 24 09:59 PM
  • budgie riffs dont have names u focking british sewer muck
    January 24 04:49 AM
  • budgie all u listen 2 is baby riffs
    January 23 07:08 AM
  • bighubbabuddha *Wet brown fart*
    January 22 10:57 AM
  • budgie foop foop foop foop foop
    January 22 08:50 AM
  • AsleepInTheBack Stone Flower
    January 18 06:24 PM
  • bighubbabuddha love you Johnny
    January 17 04:23 PM
  • bighubbabuddha If it was as simple as smearing super glue on your genitals I would do it //
    January 16 02:14 PM
  • ToSmokMuzyki LOL
    January 16 01:49 PM
  • bighubbabuddha your willy doesn't work anymore
    January 15 04:41 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Snip snip
    January 15 02:17 PM
  • bighubbabuddha carnat prost, carnat prost
    January 13 12:06 PM
  • bighubbabuddha numa numa who?
    January 12 04:03 PM
  • FowlKrietzsche Ayy swirlies are super cool, I'll give all of them at least a listen tho and I'll work on a review or smthn over the weekend, thx a bunch!
    January 12 05:37 AM
  • FowlKrietzsche hmmm try The Lounge Lizards if you don't know them, only their debut has a review and its the only one I really know, but I think you'll like their jazz/punk sound
    January 12 02:31 AM
  • Ryus wow that is exciting. big things happening
    January 11 03:47 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Numa numa who?
    January 11 02:31 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Whose there?
    January 11 12:48 PM
  • ToSmokMuzyki the one on deez nutz hehehehe
    January 11 05:28 AM
  • Demon of the Fall I really like this Citrus comp, nice. I have been enjoying The Necks too, as promised. Aquatic is a viiiiiiiibe (also heard Hanging Gardens Drive By)
    January 10 03:46 PM
  • Ryus i am inside your brain gl on the interview mate
    January 8 04:52 PM
  • DoofDoof you just caught me at the end of transferring about 2000 ratings from RYM to here including all my 4.5s and 5s - that album is pretty entrancing, some of the writing is maybe a bit slight but it doesnt break the spell for me at all. Souvlaki is a bit of a hit and miss album for me!
    January 8 03:18 PM
  • Ryus review multila :*
    January 7 08:58 PM
  • ToSmokMuzyki hey its not my fault the site de facto makes my thoughts public i didnt even realize that until 2 weeks in LOL
    January 4 10:46 PM
  • ToSmokMuzyki wait what is it im trying to do
    January 4 10:36 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Ouch, he is a spiky lizard but he is our spiky lizard and that means I have a soft spot for him
    January 4 04:54 PM
  • AnimalForce1 Welp, Supercar is now officially on my must-listen list. Great rec!
    January 4 04:14 PM
  • bighubbabuddha What do you make of Smok?
    January 4 02:45 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Here is yours: eloquent and gay so hooray
    January 3 07:29 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Johnny take a look at my 5s, what do you think now in 5 words
    January 3 03:30 PM
  • Ryus peeped the traumprinz from this year? its bliss
    January 3 02:30 AM
  • budgie my new years resolution isd and now involves your MURDER
    January 2 06:16 PM
  • budgie my new years resolution is that u have a good year
    January 1 09:04 PM
  • Koris Been a while since I've seen you without a crazy name on here, lol
    December 30 06:50 PM
  • xxm That is excellent to hear! I?m fine enough I suppose.
    December 24 12:47 AM
  • bighubbabuddha good user, have a mince pie
    December 23 05:30 PM
  • bighubbabuddha p o w p o w p o w
    December 23 05:30 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Justice for Ben Howard
    December 22 08:40 PM
  • xxm How you doing, my good people! It?s been a bit but I feel like asking.
    December 22 09:13 AM
  • bighubbabuddha Climate change is a hoax
    December 21 08:04 PM
  • demigod! Am I having sleep deprived delusions or were a couple of my comments in the bloom threadd lol
    December 21 05:31 AM
  • bighubbabuddha *squish* Johnny you just stepped in dog poo
    December 17 10:01 AM
  • SlothcoreSam Is this good record label? https://gerpfastkolektif.bandcamp.com/music
    December 17 01:00 AM
  • bighubbabuddha wet shart to the face
    December 15 08:29 PM
  • izakaya yo - haven't been on here for a while but seen your shout. thanks! can't say i've ever really been on discord but made an account (handle is _izakaya_) and will check out the server if its going *love*
    December 15 05:16 PM
  • someone I'm just a jeepster for your loveee
    December 15 04:24 PM
  • bighubbabuddha :(((
    December 15 01:12 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Check my Ben Howard review dude
    December 14 03:50 PM
  • GhandhiLion Also Jaimie Branch nice!!
    December 10 06:22 PM
  • GhandhiLion Check the parannoul live album.
    December 10 06:21 PM
  • iHaveSex You got somethin to say Johnny? I?m lost gen through and through.
    December 9 06:44 PM
  • bighubbabuddha Greasy cheese fart *brrrr*
    December 9 12:16 PM
  • budgie i cant drive im 12
    December 9 05:05 AM
  • budgie you drive me CRAZY
    December 9 04:59 AM
  • Colton whatever check geese
    December 7 10:32 PM
  • Colton i know it?s hard for you to cope with losing lol
    December 7 01:08 PM
  • budgie i lioke ur death metal take
    December 6 09:50 PM
  • Butkuiss Front row at the Caroline Polachek show rn should I tell her she?s airless and contrived y/n
    December 6 12:30 PM
  • bighubbabuddha blue cheese fart *squeak*
    December 6 10:04 AM
  • budgie y dnt u love me
    December 6 03:13 AM
  • Mort. hey man, idk what everyone is saying about you, but I think you're a great guy. let me know if you need someone to talk to.
    December 5 06:33 PM
  • Butkuiss She covered Believe by Cher; close enough for me!
    December 3 10:26 AM
  • Butkuiss Front row at the Jessie Ware show rn do u have any messages you?d like me to pass on?
    December 3 09:11 AM
  • Comatorium. So no, it doesn?t. It probably should lol
    December 1 06:08 AM
  • Comatorium. Does it make you sad knowing you get a thrill from having edgy opinions on possibly the worst music site?
    December 1 05:36 AM
  • bighubbabuddha ooo Johnny, I am a limpet
    November 30 07:27 PM
  • SlothcoreSam Cool, will check. Moreru is ****ing bonkers. only had 3 hours sleep, due to sick kid, but after listening to this, i'm ready to broker a peace deal in Gaza
    November 30 05:11 PM
  • SlothcoreSam Your next review. https://moreru.bandcamp.com/album/--7
    November 30 05:00 PM
  • Mort. excuse me?
    November 30 09:27 AM
  • bighubbabuddha Johnny your pussy is glued to a building on fire
    November 29 08:30 PM

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